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the Japanese.
Once the daughter got the stuff on the table, she headed back
behind the bar and the bar man came over. He knew my
friend, so there was an introduction. (Another very important
part of J-culture.)
He had brought over more ingredients, and I noticed as he put
them on the table that he was missing sections of fingers on his
left hand. As I stood to bow and do my introduction stuff, he
hid his left hand behind him and held out his right hand for the
semi-Western bow-shake. Told me I was welcome, and the
beers were free. No such thing as a free beer in Japan.
After he left, I asked my buddy about the missing fingers. He
laughed. Confirmed the bar man had once been Yakuza, and
though youre never really out, all this guy did now was run
this shop. After a few more questions, I learned that the owner
upstairs was also Yakuza, and that the bar man owed the
owner a life debt. So, that life debt got paid in part by the
bar mans first wife, who was now the owners wife.
The rest of the life debt meant that the bar man worked his ass
off, for pennies...until he died. Not really all that different from
the rest of Japanese work life, if you look at it. I started
pounding these free beers, so my friend would do the same. As
he got drunker, and I didnt, I started to ask more questions.
Drinking with the Japanese is part gut-check, part strategy
game. Even with your friends. Watch closely for their red
cheeks. Thats usually your telegraph that shits gonna start
getting weird, and that omotes gonna get shaky.
After awhile, I learned that the owner was also the towns
Yakuza boss. And was known for being brutal. Ran a lot of
foreign girls through the local spa towns for whatever creepass sex shit was going down. That could have been anything
from rape fetishes on imitation trains, to vulva mini-golf. My
buddy knew more, but wasnt talking. He changed the subject.
Hes into Harleys. So we talked Harleys. I know exactly three
things about Harleys: 1) they are a motorcycle, 2) jack, and 3)
shit.
A few minutes later, I heard a door open upstairs and heavy
feet coming down the stairs. The stairs were in the back part of
this shop, at the far end of the bar. The owner and his wife
came down. There was an exchange between the owner and
the bar man.
The women stayed quiet. The bar man kept his head down.
Japanese kinesics might as well be neon signs. The bar man
motioned over to me and my friend. The owner turned, smiled,
said something to the bar man, and came over. I stood up
again, bowed, bullshitted through another intro, and shook his
hand. Or, what was left of it.
I was pretty surprised. This guy had about as many fingers
total as a jack-o- lantern had teeth. Which means that this
guy had been around awhile, and fucked up a lot. See, you
lose one section (tip to first knuckle, knuckle to next knuckle,
then on to the next finger; left pinky, working toward thumb,
then right hand) for fucking up. This is called yubitsume, or
finger cutting.
This guy was bulging out of his sweet powderblue Members
Only jacket. Used to be cut, you could see. Still moved like he
was fit, though he wasnt. Couldve been a wrestler back in the
days when Japans economy worked. This helped explain why
he was known as being brutal. He was *physical*.
He said something to his wife and then again to the bar man.
The wife bowed and headed back upstairs, though she was
clearly dressed for a night out.
The bar man brought over a bottle of sake, and some edamame (fresh soy beans, in the pod; salted), while Tanaka Twofingers kicked his shoes off and made himself comfortable at
our table, across from me, leering like a retard. My friend was
smoking, and nervous, but there was no submission in his body
language. That was telling.
At this point, the boss man turned to me, drank the rest of his
sake, and laughed again. That was bottle number two, with
intermittent beers. He moved to stand up, and the bar mans
wife hurried over to get his shoes ready for him. We all stood.
As we did, I asked the boss man if he needed help getting up.
My friend shot me the oh f*ck look. So did the boss man. We
all slid off the little step and into our shoes. I said salamat po
to the Filipina. The bar man edged toward the door, with the
daughter and wife, to tell us all goodbye with that noisy series
of bows. I bowed back and shook the bar mans hand again.
The boss man called toward the ceiling to his wife. She started
down the stairs.
We all moved out into the entryway Japanese houses and
businesses have these little airlock areas, the genkan. The boss
man was drunk, and pretty unstable on his feet. His wife kept
close enough to help out, but far enough not to get hit. The boss
man was rummaging around in his pocket for something, while
my friend gave the bar man some cash, which he did not take.
Once outside, we all the boss man, his wife, my friend, and I
just sort of hovered there in the night air. I mentally
calculated my way home again. Then reached out to shake his
wifes hand and say goodnight, in English. The boss man let out
this noise that junior high kids love to imitate when they are
surprised or disgusted,
Ehhhhhhhhhhh?! And he yelled something to my friend.
T.O.