Hollywood and Vine

Hollywood and
Vine
by
Ronald RUSSELL Farnham
Copyright 2013 Ronald Farnham

All rights reserved.
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DEDICATION
Thank you to my Mother and Father for giving me life.
Thank you to the love of my life for loving me unconditionally .
Thank you to the Creative Power of the Subconscious Mind.
CONTENTS
Foreword - Movie Head Books
The Beginning of your Movie-Head Experience
Hollywood and vine

Narrator About Kelly and the Messiah
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Over the Hollywood Hill
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House of the Rising Sun-God
Pg 7
Theres No Fighting on Salvia
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Origins of Planetary Slavery
Pg 12
The 67 Books of the Akashic Records
Pg 14
The Second Coming Of The Messiah
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The Messiah
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The Rapture
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A Thousand Years Of Peace
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About The Author
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KELLY AND THE MESSIAH
NARRATOR: In the world of Hollywood and Vine, why is

Veronica Russell The Messiah? Good question. The
Messiah in this story is the person who had the capability to
understand and practically apply the creative power of the
subconscious mind. She also had the character and
charisma to teach that information to her species. That led
to a transformation and shift of the ideology of the
sovereign humans of the world. Because of her ability to
practically apply the understandings of the divine, she was
worthy of being called, The Messiah, The Anointed One,
or The Bringer of the Good News. This new information
sparked the Armageddon; a change in mass-consciousness.
She brought this news so that the Government Corporation
would no longer hold power over the citizens in the world of
Hollywood and Vine. Her book led all military and police to
stand down because they realized that they were human
beings and they concluded that they were supporting a
bloodthirsty, global dictatorship that was under the physical
and psychological control of inter-dimensional shapeshifting beings.
In the story Hollywood and Vine, through The Messiahs
understanding of the creative-power of the subconscious
mind, The Messiah taught mankind through her book, The
Second Coming of the Messiah, that human beings can
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create any physical reality that they want, instantaneously;

thus they could all perform miracles. They learned that
their powers were without limits. They could materialize,
dematerialize and it was all based on Faith or their Belief
in physically manifesting by harnessing the creative-power
of the subconscious mind. She brings the citizens of the
Earth the sequel to the bible, where mankind learn to
harness the true power of creative visualization and
absolute-belief/faith. The Messiah shares that the Godsingularity is the One Subconscious Mind that utilizes the
powerful law of belief/attraction and sends forth unformed
matter to be formed into physical reality through the mindconduit of sentient creatures throughout time and space at
all vibration rates.
The Messiah overcomes the suppressive nature of the
World Government in her attempt to release the news to
the world. For, with the release of the news to the world,
the ideological shift happened due to the mass
understanding. The Department of Defenses omnipresent
intelligence agencies; NSA, CIA, DIA, FBI, INTERPOL, Military
Police, FEMA, INFRAGUARD were the gatekeepers and
enforcers. The underworld also perpetrated a multidimensional agenda to bring about their blending with the
surface world. The underworld wanted the humans to blend
into the raptured and ascended dimension so that they
could indoctrinate them into their Galactic Federation and
build their forces that held power over the Earth. The
blending happened after the intelligent energy pulse that
blasted from the center of the Milky Way Galaxy reached
the Earth on 28 December 2012.
As the magnetic poles shifted, the North Pole continued
to melt and relocate and the oceans slowly changed the
face of the Earth. Most of the coastal cities eventually
submerged. When the Sun became susceptible to becoming
a Red Giant on December 28th 2012, it changed the
magnetic core and the overall intelligence of Mother Earth
from this signal sent from the center of the Universe, and
one of three of the Van Allen Belts got turned off. Suddenly
the Billions of people on Earth had become enlightened and
were now mentally and psychologically prepared for the
reclamation of their sovereignty and ready for the
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Messiahs book to get out to the masses and reveal the

unseen dwellers.
In the alternate reality in which the story of Hollywood
and Vine takes place, the government corporations were
intentionally killing mankind worldwide to minimize the
aftermath of the extreme earth changes, wars, and
revolution during the years from 2009 to 2015; poisoning
mankinds food with Genetically Modified seeds, poisoning
his water with fluoride, permitting the poisoning of the air
with chem-trails, the atmosphere with radiation and highly
carcinogenic electromagnetic energy, withholding cancer
cures, and poisoning mans minds with global corporate
media programming/rhetoric that was programming
mankind to consume mass amounts of processed foods and
pharmaceuticals. Mankind was being systematically killed
by government corporations in preparation for the
reshaping of the planet.
Those who ascended with the Messiah during the
Rapture were those who fasted and meditated with the
Messiah and sounded the Harmonic that opened the
Akashic records and raised their vibration to be worthy of
blending, which was the activation of their dormant DNA
strands, thus raising their awareness and existence to a
different vibration. They disappeared from the 3 rd
dimension and a new world emerged before their eyes and
in accordance with their new vibration due to the activation
of their previously dormant DNA. All of the rest, those who
did not meditate and align their chakras with the harmonic,
were left in the 3rd Dimension where the Messiah led the
people into a post Rapture, Thousand Years of Peace by
collapsing the Global Military Industrial Complex and
eradicating the Monetary System when she had the entire
planet of human beings tear up their national I.D. cards.
In Hollywood and Vine, the Messiah knew that The
Powers-That-Be - The World Government, NATO, the
Roman Catholic Church at the Vatican, knew many of the
secrets revealed by the Messiahs book, but they kept the
information close hold and they held power for centuries.
The World Government was thousands of years old, with
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members tracing far back in time. They possessed artifacts,

libraries, documentation and technologies that boggled
mans mind. In the world of Hollywood and Vine there were
huge underground bases throughout the oceans and
continents of the world that were all interconnected by
gigantic tunnel systems. This Carnal-Feminine-Messiah in
this story also knew the truth about the Light, Reality,
Astral Travel, the seeding of the planet, and the secret of
Time.
When the Messiah arrived in Hollywood on a collision
course with Kelly, the beautiful, twenty something, female,
Russian double agent, she came with the belief that based
on the history of the human species and up to this point,
documented in the bible and many other historical
archives, with the proper nutrients and lifestyle, humans
can live forever; the Messiah provided mankind with the
information to do this, in her book, The Second Coming of
the Messiah. She wrote that, Based on the truth that life is
an illusion created by the mind, you learn that you do not
need to eat at all. You can live forever and never eat or
drink. You only need to learn to control your Reality.
In Hollywood and Vine, at that time in human history, the
Powers That Be, the World Government kept power within
the original families that ruled the surface of the planet.
The Messiah learned this over the course of her Intelligence
Career at the Pentagon and other major military
commands.
The Messiah learned and wrote that The World
Government of her era is also an Anti-Christ or AntiIdeology. This Anti-Ideology opposed the shift in the way of
life that resulted from The Messiah preaching the truth to
the people. This opposition was derived from those beings
that feed off of the fear vibration that is caused by the
existence of the Monetary System and the Global Military
Industrial Complex.
With Joy as mankinds ultimate goal, he created a
completely joyous human experience on a global scale.
However, the by-product of this shift in the eyes of the AntiIdeology appeared to threaten their Corporate Monopolistic
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Global Stronghold and shut off the food source that feeds
the silent entities that operate in the shadows of the
leaders of the planet. In this story, that is what The
Messiah was running from and battling against.
In the world of Hollywood and Vine, part of this dramatic
shift involved the eradication of the monetary system,
where the HuMans true primary function became to project
from the self, to all others, and all of reality, a joyful
vibration. This altruistic behavior was easily found through
the two-fold process of Meditation and Deliberate Creation.
Mankind learned to fear nothing and shift, thus leaving the
bloodthirsty Reptilians with no fear vibration or blood upon
which to feed.
As the HuMan vibration raised, the illusion of life became
apparent and therefore, the World Government and their
allies lost their secret dominance over HuMans. The
Messiah illuminated these truths and secrets to the world in
the story, Hollywood and Vine.
She teaches mankind that they simply needed only to
Meditate and Deliberately Create with her and tear up their
national identification cards; thus disenrolling from the
Global Military Industrial Complex and collapsing the
Monetary System.
The Messiahs book revealed to mankind that like

Suns light, truth shines above all. Her book explains
how reality exists due to belief and that you can attain
Infinite-Life in this vibration. The Messiah explains how
Intelligence has manifested in countless ways for Eons and
that Sentience and time combine for ones physical
existence. Without knowledge of ones self, there is
nothingness. Vibrating from the nuclei of the imaginaryphysical lays the impulse of creative intelligence. You might
not know from where it originates and who or what drives
it, but it is there and The Messiah explains it to mankind in
the world of Hollywood and Vine.
The story of Hollywood and Vine is a story of the struggle

that The Messiah faced during the approaching Apocalypse;
because the cataclysmic magnetic pole shift was happening
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too slowly, the Illuminati planned to start World War III and
blame it on the Iranians. The Illuminati wanted billions dead
in a global nuclear war. They wanted it to happen before
The Messiahs book was going to teach you the ability to
focus on one single thing - to meditate and then
deliberately create. The Messiahs plan of Global Meditation
helped you to regain your ability to control stillness of the
mind and then to visualize and control your reality.
Throughout the plot of Hollywood and Vine the story reveals
that the Apparent-Physical is an illusory byproduct of
thinking. Yet, once the physical manifests, it runs in a
perpetual cycle, being created over and over again through
the impulse of thought combined with subconscious belief
and driven by the Law of Attration. That mindset is what
drives each character in this story.
In Hollywood and Vine, The Messiah had gained control of
the thought-impulse, which is partially determined by the
apparent-physical, and could control her Subconscious
mind and deliberate creativity. Her plan revealed that in the
world of Hollywood and Vine reality is controlled by
Reptilian, shape shifting interdimensional Beings who
require nourishment through the control of all creativethought impulses and subconscious beliefs within that
apparently-physical hallucination. But good and not-good
ran hand in hand as did light and dark. Without one, the
possibility for the other did not exist. Therefore both always
were. Both always had their perpetual balance between
each other. The relationship never ended in that alternate
physical illusion.
In the world of Hollywood and Vine, scientific officialdom
was the cornerstone of Physical-Reality. Science demanded
proof through repeatable experiments. If a scientist offered
a non-conforming theory, then s/he was ostracized such as
how Dr. Arpad Pusztai was subsequent to his research into
Genetically Modified [GM] food safety. Dr. Pusztai told of his
findings on the ill effects of GM foods. He was then gagged
and suspended by his institute, the Rowett Research
Institute in Scotland. His research team was disbanded and
his research data was confiscated. If word spread about the
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truth of GM foods, then the Monsanto Company would have

been unable to poison mankind until the collapse of the
Global Military Industrial Complex and the eradication of
the Monetary System.
In the Hollywood and Vine reality, Genetically Modified
foods cause stunted growth, impaired immune systems,
bleeding stomachs, abnormal and potentially pre-cancerous
cell growth in the intestines, impaired blood cell
development, misshaped cell structures in the liver,
pancreas and testicles, altered gene expression and cell
metabolism, liver and kidney lesions, partially atrophied
livers, inflamed kidneys, less developed organs, reduced
digestive enzymes, higher blood sugar, inflamed lung
tissue, increased death rates and higher offspring mortality.
In that reality however, innate to mankind forgetting its
infinite one-ness was official Sciences depiction of the
world as dis-associated segments. The methodology of
science
exemplified
this
through
specialized
compartmentalization. Quantum physics proved the
outcome of experiments was affected by the scientists
beliefs, rendering useless their scientific dogmas. The same
truth applied to mans belief in reality.
The Messiah in this story observed that a coward will ask if
it is safe, a politician will ask if it is expedient, a vain person
will ask if it is popular, a sovereign will ask if it is true. The
Messiah preached sovereignty and thus her journey
through Hollywood and Vine led to the release of her
sequel to the bible.
TRANSFORMATION AND AWAKENING
A transformation and awakening of human consciousness
was upon HuMankind. Minds and hearts were opening to a
truth they all knew but had been manipulated to forget.
This Messiah exposed the Global and Cosmic conspiracy of
the World being manipulated into a Global Fascist State.
HuMankinds physical senses were being manipulated from
other-dimensional controls. Their everyday waking reality
was just a dream that they haphazardly created. The
Messiah opened the collective mind to their human plight
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and effected an amazing transformation, which took them

home. This knowledge was and is the key to their physical
and ethereal freedom.
THE MESSIAH AND HER RUSSIAN SPECIAL AGENT
Because of the Law of Attraction, these two beautiful
women, The Messiah and Kelly fall in love mentally,
spiritually, and physically in this story of The Messiah and
the sovereign transformation and salvation of mankind.
There are some basic concepts one must understand about
the universe in order to get the most out of this small piece
of apparently three-dimensional historical-fantasy.
You must understand the concepts behind the Law of
Energy. Of course we can only speak of energy as you know
it at this given time and at these given coordinates in space
and in this dimension of 3; the third eye being the big
screen of your mind. There are countless universes and
countless galaxies and countless solar systems, and
unfathomable dimensions; some governed by differing
predominant energy forces. So we can only delve into what
you know and what makes sense and what is
comprehensible to your fragile human psyche, which in and
of itself is an amazingly complex system of communication;
most of which is beyond your realms of perception. Thus
these laws of energy only apply in your solar system, at
your frequencies of thermal and sonic emission, for there
are worlds around you, within you, and a part of you that
you cannot perceive, which do occupy the same space.
Amazing, as it may seem, any greater detail is impossible like trying to teach a hamster how to use an I-Phone.
However, once youve re-learned the basics you will regain
your capability to see the truths, which are being hidden
from you.
The Law of Gravity is the strongest force in nature. It is
strongest at the event horizon of a black hole. The Law of
Attraction is also basic in nature and omnipresent in your
reality. It is there in every movement and is a part of all
things. The law of Attraction survives by the principles of
wavelength propagation and of the polarities that create
attractive forces combined with the motion propelled by
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gravity. Gravity and Attraction is the driving force behind

the motion of energy as it relates all matter to itself and
creates life as a by-product through the interaction of
energies that are playing against Gravity. The physical is
what creates interaction; how The Messiah and Kelly
bonded was natural in the physical for them and is an
example of pure understanding and trust.
The Sun, a nucleosynthesistic ball of energy radiating the
life program into all levels of your atomically structured
reality is the building block for existence within your solar
system. Hence, the Sun is the god of life in your solar
system and for the entire life of your solar system. This is
not religion it is a programmed reality. A great energy and
the laws of energy that rule it, power the forces that bind
the solar system together. However, your entire reality is
not what it appears.
All wave forms draw similar wave forms to themselves.
That which is like unto itself is drawn. This is the basic Law
of Attraction. This law e/affects energy physically and extraphysically and is the propulsion system for life; the seen
and the unseen. The universe obeys this law and aligns
itself with its signals. This is how The Messiah and Kelly
cross paths. Their separate experiences were now on an
unpredictable path toward each other all based on their
predominant thoughts.
All things continuously and simultaneously send and
receive signals. Even as the impulse of creative energy
emerges from the unseen dimension, it affects the whole.
Incomprehensible forces lie just beyond the touch of what
you call the Physical, yet they drive it. This wave
propagation emission and reception creates reality.
Everything you experience is comprised of wave energy
forms that a/effect you consciously and subconsciously,
causing a reaction and a vibration in you and causing you
to emit wave forms Omni-directionally from all energy
sources of your physical and extra-physical body; every
atom of your being. This is how you interact with your
world. Deep? This is just the surface of the true hidden
reality.
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The Messiah knew that mankinds Now, mankinds

Reality, mankinds World was on the brink of extreme
change as they knew it. That is why she wrote the book.
Catastrophe was on the way. Mankind was told by several
prophecies but the riddle was indecipherable because the
masses were psychologically captured by technological and
artificial wave propagation until they could no longer think
for themselves and were thus being controlled mentally and
physically.
In the world of Hollywood and Vine, Part of the controlling
factor was the Mass Media. Mankinds divinely given
freedom had been systematically and purposefully taken
away. Yet, there was still hope. There was a carnal feminine
woman, a being, a light of God and salvation that was born
to rise above the rhetoric and claim her God-given power to
be used to assist in the salvation of an entire species of
intelligent creatures that would vanish from existence if she
was kept from her mission.
The possibilities are limitless. Sometimes a possibility
remains the same at all levels of the existence of a single
moment in time. If a possibility involves the Solar System
crossing the Galactic Plane and such a possibility can be no
other possibility, then in all realities, the Solar System will
cross the Galactic Plane.
All life forms have cycles. Universes are life forms, galaxies
are life forms, solar systems are life forms, Mother Earth
is a life form, HuMans are life form. The HuMan is also a
Universe. Every part of every universe emits a signal that
interacts with the entire universe. As one emission point
changes its signal, so changes the universe. The free will of
thought can change the universe and does so. The
capturing and controlling of thought also has a
consequence on the universe.
Who captured and controlled mankinds thoughts in
Hollywood and Vine? Mankind? Something or someone
else? Is mankind the one doing the thinking? Is mankind
real?
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Hollywood And Vine

CHAPTER ONE
Over the Hollywood Hill
Sunset Boulevard is an iconic winding road that slices

directly through the Heart of Hollywood from the Pacific
Coast High at the Palisades, through Brentwood, UCLA,
Beverly Hills, West Hollywood, Little Armenia, Silver Lake,
Echo Park, and finally ends where Chinatown begins. The
Whiskey a Go Go is one of the many landmarks that makes
Sunset Boulevard such a national treasure in the minds of
so many throughout the world.
WeHo is what the locals call West Hollywood; the most
liberal city in the Land of Oz. Norma Triangle is a residential
neighborhood
in
West
Hollywood,
California.
It
encompasses the area bound by Doheny Drive and Beverly
Hills on the west, Sunset Blvd and Holloway Drive on the
north, and Santa Monica Blvd on the south. The small
district is carved into the shape of a right triangle.
The neighborhood is walkable and upscale with cafes and
restaurants, shopping, nightclubs, parks, and bars in close
proximity. The Norma Triangle includes a small portion of
the Sunset Strip and a large portion of "Boys' Town" a
popular gay district on Santa Monica Blvd. It is also home to
the Ticketmaster corporate headquarters, the largest
employer in West Hollywood.
If you stand on the rooftop of the world-famous London
Hotel on San Vicente Boulevard in West Hollywood and then
look out toward Sunset Boulevard, you will see The World
Famous Whiskey A Go Go. A quiet building that sits on the
corner of Sunset Boulevard and N Clark Street. Although
the stoic building seems quiet on the outside, the Go Go
Dancers are inside swinging their scantily clad, heavily
tattooed and pierced bodies to musical artists throwing
their flames all over the stage in three- and five-song
bursts; letting it all pour out in the legendary club where all
the greats have played.
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Each moment the clock ticked, the Legend of the

Whiskey grew older and stronger. The clock was ticking for
everything; ticking down to the climax and conclusion of
the War to end all wars - The Apocalypse; World War
Three. The GWOT [Global War on Terror] was World War III,
which gave the United States Government Corporation the
self-inflicted opinion that it could begin writing Laws at an
alarming pace that were designed to reduce the freedoms
and sovereignty of every human, animal, plant, and Mother
Earth herself.
An all-out global nuclear war will start in just three days
and almost nobody can stop it almost nobody.
It was five p.m. on Friday the 15 th of June 2012. The Sun
had past the hottest time of the day on Sunset Boulevard.
From the front door of the Whiskey a Go Go looking from
East to West, the Sun hung over the Western sky. People
walked along Sunset Boulevard and the rush hour traffic
jammed with cars, taxis, and busses, made its way up the
hill and around the slight bend to Clark and San Vicente.
A 65 year old, dark, African American man walked down
the sidewalk pushing a shopping cart. Plastic Bags filled
with cans and plastic bottles hung from the sides of the
shopping cart. He stopped in front of the Whiskey a Go Go
entrance and picked up the pile of strewn newspapers. He
put them in his shopping cart and then caught sight of a
half smoked cigarette on the ground and slowly bet over
and picked it up. His dirty hands reached into his pocket
and pulled out a dirty, old book of matches. He lit the
cigarette and shuffled away pushing his cart.
The door to the Whisky a Go Go opened and loud music
poured out into the street. A male, 35 years old, fat, white,
BAR PATRON exited the Whiskey and stepped out onto the
sidewalk. The door closed and the bar music faded. The
drunken Bar Patron staggered, lit a cigarette, took a deep
drag, looked at the ground, pulled a cellphone from his
pocket, looked at the cellphone, and swayed in an
inebriated haze. Without looking around, the Bar Patron
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stepped forward into the path of a 45 year young male

Jogger. The Jogger collided with the Bar Patron.
JOGGER: Jesus Christ!
BAR PATRON: Sorry!
JOGGER: (jogging in place) Leave your cellphone at home
and only check it at night, when you get home. I started
doing that a year ago. It changed my life.
The Jogger smacked the bar patron in the mouth and
sprinted off.
The Bar Patron spun around and fell down, holding his face
in his hands.
BAR PATRON: Ow! Shit! God dammit!
The Bar Patron bolted to his feet and staggered.
BAR PATRON: You son of a bitch!
The Jogger sprinted out of sight, down Sunset Boulevard,
passed Coney Dog, and away toward Larrabee St.
TERRORIST SAFE HOUSE AT THE FOOT OF

LAUREL CANYON
At the same time, just on the other side of the Hollywood

Hill in the southeast corner of Studio City sits a Blue house
with a Bronze dome adorning the roof. That Dome is
symbolic of Egyptian architecture and is owned by the
Illuminati through its Intelligence organizations. It is a
house of Baal and the All Seeing Eye sits in a frame above
the door.
Cars zip passed the house as they round the curve at
Fryman Park and speed toward Mulholland Dr. The
mountains and trees block the sun from beating down too
strongly on the historic domicile of power. The curtains in
the window of the front of the house hang still.
Suddenly Foreign Intelligence Special Operations Soldier
Kelly Fox, a Russian, blond, beautiful, female, 23 years old
equivalent of Jason Bourne, is thrown into the window that
faces the street.
In the living room of the safe house an IRANIAN TERRORIST
BOMB MAKER has just thrown Kelly into the window. She
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was being too aggressive with her attempt to give the

terrorist a going-away blow job. The Blinds and Curtains
come crashing down on top of Kelly as she leans against
the window, chin down, glaring at the Iranian Bomb Maker.
KELLY: Where is the other wedding planner?
Kelly throws the curtains to the ground and steps toward
the Iranian Terrorist Bomb Maker.
KELLY [yelling]: Where is he?
Kelly punches the hunching 40 year old, Iranian, male,
bomb engineer in the mouth and teeth, busting his lips.
This guy was not a trained fighter, and was not in good
shape. All of his life he was trained as an engineer and
electrician. He was thin and wore dark, thick glasses. His
brown Khakis hung loose around his waist and his shiny
blue and yellow striped and stained polo shirt revealed
small man-breasts and a fat, thick belly button.
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER: Liar!
KELLY: I want to make love to both parties so that I can tell
the groomsmen on their final bachelor evening that the
wedding planners have made the ball room ready.
The Iranian Terrorist Bomb Maker threw a left hook; Kelly
ducked it, assumed a boxers stance, and threw a left
uppercut that connected solid on the chin of the Iranian
Terrorist Bomb Maker. He staggered backward after the
sound of his teeth made a loud click, cracking his back right
molar, and ejecting his top front tooth out of his mouth,
bouncing off of Kellys shoulder and onto the floor.
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER: Ow! Oooh! Ow!!!. You
are a liar. Oh my teeth! Jesus Christ!!! Allah!! Only virgins
come to the groomsmen. You are not a Virgin! Traitor!
Who are you working for?!
The Iranian Terrorist Bomb Maker threw a weak left jab that
missed Kelly.
Kelly punched the Iranian Terrorist Bomb Maker in the right
cheek. He fell backward, grabbing his face.
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IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER: Ahhh!!!!! Ow!! God

Dammit!! Fucking shit!!! Liar bitch!!!
KELLY: The Mosque sent me. That's part of the deal. Fuck
you if you don't believe me. I want to make love to the
Wedding Planner and the Groomsmen. Please!
Kelly dives at the Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker and knocks
him to the ground.
Kelly lands on top of him and grabs him hard by the balls.
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER: Ahhh!!!!!
KELLY: Where are they! Where are they!
Kelly pounds him in the chest, stands, puts a foot on each
of his biceps and then bends at the waist with her legs
straight and grabs him by the throat with both hands.
KELLY: Where are they?
The Iranian Terrorist Bomb Maker is slowly dying from being
choked.
Kelly strengthens her grip around his throat, pressing down.
KELLY: Where are they?
The Iranian Terrorist Bomb Maker, fearing for his life,
knowing that Kelly is in total control and that killing him is
truly now her decision starts to confess.
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER: The Vibe.
The Iranian Terrorist Bomb Maker is trying to bend his arms
but cant because Kelly is standing on them.
Kelly loosens her grip on his throat.
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER: The Vibe Hotel, just
south of Vine on Hollywood Boulevard.
Kelly clamps down on his throat hard. The Iranian Terrorist
Bomb Maker is passing out.
KELLY: And where is the wedding being held? Where!?
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB-MAKER: Underneath the Metro
Line; at Hollywood and Vine.
Kelly increases the pressure on his throat and chokes him
until he passes out dead.
BACK AT THE WHISKEY A GO GO

A long line of cars slowly made their stop-and-go way up
Sunset Blvd. The Number 2 Bus pulled up to the Corner of
Sunset and N. Clark Street on the south side facing the
Whiskey. A few passengers get off and a few get on. The
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drunken Bar Patron in front of the Whiskey put his phone in

his pocket, staggered to the door of the Whisky a Go Go,
opened the door, and entered.
Once inside the Whiskey the Drunken Bar Patron had to
make a big deal out of just getting smacked in the face and
he marched right over to the bar underneath the stairs and
directly across from the stage.
BAR PATRON: Shit! This is bullshit!
The Bar Patron walked passed THE MESSIAH, Female,
pretty, 30s professional, wearing a very hip women's, tightfitting, skirt suit outfit.
The Bar Patron grabbed his drink off of the bar, sat at the
booth next to it, and took out his cell phone. The Messiah,
with two books in front of her, sat at the bar and talked to
the Bartender, a 24 year old pretty, petite, blond female
with a nose ring and tattoos on her neck, arms, stomach,
and other unseen places.
MESSIAH: If you do not have title to your human vessel by
controlling your Live Certificate of Birth, then you can be
arrested.
The Bartender nods.
BARTENDER: So your book teaches mankind to regain total
sovereignty from the Global Military Industrial Complex?
The Messiah nods and takes a sip of her Michelada.
MESSIAH: Exactly.
Nine Eleven and the invasions of
Afghanistan and Iraq were planned long in advance. Bush
and Blair preplanned control of the Gulf region using
Saddam Hussein as the excuse. Dick Cheney formed the
group that planned the strategy for the takeover. The group
included Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, Colin Powell, and
Lewis Libby. They planned to shape the World in their
Desired-Image and preclude the rise of any global rival.
Their document, Rebuilding America's Defenses: Strategies,
Forces, and Resources for a New Century, was the blueprint
for Illuminati-Global-Domination.
MEANWHILE @ THE TERRORIST SAFE HOUSE
Kelly exited the front door and closed it behind her. After a
moment, the Iranian Terrorist Bomb Maker came to life and
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gasped for air. He flipped over onto his stomach and

staggered to his feet, holding his throat and coughing. He
took three steps to the door and opened it. He swayed back
and forth in the doorframe and watched Kelly running away
in the distance. He moved one hand to his balls and
groaned in pain. He leaped off of the front step and began
to run after her.
Kelly ran away from the safe house and entered Runyon
Canyon Park. The Iranian Terrorist Bomb Maker stepped out
onto the street.
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER: (screaming) I'll kill you!
The Iranian Terrorist Bomb Maker ran after Kelly, holding his
stomach and balls. Kelly stopped, turned, and looked at the
Iranian Terrorist Bomb Maker running after her. She shook
her head and yelled at him.
KELLY: You're going to die today!
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER: I'm not going to die!
Kelly turned and ran off, up the hill.
WHISKY A GO GO BAR
BARTENDER: Really? The Civil War was fought over the

Revolutionary War Debt and not Slavery?
MESSIAH: Yes. Doesn't anyone know that we are all trapped
under Admiralty law? Do you think anyone who is not a
lawyer understands the truth about the law? My book
answers how to take complete control of our land, property,
and our human body; our vessel.
The Bartender looked at The Messiah and tilted her head
like how a dog does when you make a funny sound.
MESSIAH: I gave up my whole life to come to Hollywood and
make this book and movie come true. If I don't make this
happen, then the human race will die.
BARTENDER: (cynically) Oh really?
MESSIAH: Can I ask you a question?
BARTENDER: Okay?
MESSIAH: Do you control your life? Do you know the truth?
Do you want to experience change and grow into a life of
freedom?
The Messiah placef her hand on the books.
MESSIAH: Thee whom this book read not, an alternate
reality shall thee experience.
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RUNYON CANYON TRAIL ASCENT

The temperature on the Hollywood Hill was growing cooler
as Kelly ran up the steep hill on Runyon Canyon Trail. The
46 year-old Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker trotted along, 50
yards behind her, panting heavily, since this was the first
running he had done since he was a child. The Iranian
Terrorist Bomb-Maker stopped, pulled out his cell phone,
and dialed it.
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER: (Screamed in Farsi):
Jamal! She is a traitor! She is going to the wedding hall!
Hurry there! Where are you?
The Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker put his cell phone away
and ran after Kelly, who had settled into a rhythmic joggers
pace as she steadily climbed the sandy, uneven, hill.
WHISKY A GO GO BAR
A few people are gathered around The Messiah as she

preached to them about human sovereignty.
MESSIAH: Precisely. If everyone on the planet dis-enrolls
from their government corporation, then all accounts will
close and the monetary system will evaporate.
BAR PATRON: Hell! I'll buy your book. Fuck the United
States Government Corporation.
RUNYON CANYON TRAIL STEPS

Just as you get over the top of Runyon Canyon there are
steps that lead you down a little bit of a slope over the top.
It is a narrow spot on the mountain and if you dont
carefully navigate the steps and terrain it is possible to fall
over the edge a few hundred feet down into the trees and
woods below. Such a fall is potentially deadly, of course.
Kelly jumped down the last few steps, slid, and barely
stayed on her feet. She stopped for a moment and looked
back up the stairs. The Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker was
just getting to the top of the steps that Kelly could see from
her vantage point. Kelly turned and ran away and out of
sight.
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After two long minutes of silence, there came the erratic

sound of pounding feet thumping hard into the ground and
over the tip of the narrow mountain top and down the sharp
narrow angle as the Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker
approached the steps that Kelly had recently descended.
The Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker jumped the last few
steps, landed, and twisted his ankle all the way over
making a loud pop, snap, and cracking sound; actually a
slight fracture. The Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker fell to the
ground, slid to the edge of the mountain and dug his hand
into the ground to keep from going off the mountain path
and falling down into the trees at the bottom of the 150
foot slope off of the side of the Hollywood Hill.
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER: Ahhhh! Ooooh! Allah!
He writhed around on the ground in severe ankle pain.
Holding his foot, he rocked bath and forth in pain in a Peter
Griffin moment.
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER: Ssssss.
Aaahhhhh!
Sssssss! Aaaaaahhhhh. Ssssss. Aaaahhhh.
He slowly stood up, holding his ankle, hopping up and down
on one foot.
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER: Ow. Oooh. Ahhh.
He stood and could barely put weight on his foot. He tried
to put weight on it as he slowly allowed more of his bodys
weight to bear down onto it, but it hurt too badly.
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER: Ahhh!!!
He slowly hopped away on one foot.
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER: (screaming) I'll kill you!
Ahhh! Bitch! I'll kill you!!! Ahhh!
SUNSET BLVD AND THE WHISKY A GO GO

The front door of the Whiskey opened and loud music
erupted onto the sidewalk. The Messiah exited the Whisky
A Go Go with a Michelada in one hand and two books in the
other. She gulped down the rest of the Michelada, turned
and threw the Michelada glass at the door of the Whisky A
Go Go; it shattered.
She laughed and staggered just a little bit, not drunk; a
little buzzed. She looked at the books in her hand, and
smiled at the cover she so craftily designed - The Second
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Coming of the Messiah, Book I, the Awakening; the

Illuminati Pyramid with the Capstone and the All-seeing-Eye
of Ra, the blood-money-red-dollar-sign, the alien head, the
words, Rapture, Armageddon, and Apocalypse jumped out
from the cover.
She looked up from the books and across the street at the
white-lit walk-person figure on the crosswalk sign on the
north east corner of Sunset Blvd. and Clark St. She crossed
Sunset Boulevard to AAHS gift shop on the corner of Sunset
and San Vicente Boulevard.
If you Google the map of the area you will see that Clark St.
turns into San Vicente at Sunset Blvd.
AAHS GIFTSHOP SUNSET BLVD AND N. SAN

VICENTE BLVD
The Messiah entered AAH's gift shop, walked to the counter
and smiled brightly and lovingly at the AAHS Cashier;
female, 20s, brown hair, brown eyes, and petite.
AAHS CASHIER: Hello. How are you?
The Messiah handed the book to the AAHS Cashier.
MESSIAH: Wonderful! Here is the copy of my book for the
purchasing manager. Can you tell him that a case of one
hundred copies will arrive Monday?
The AAHS Cashier looked at the book and her eyes widened
with joy.
AAHS CASHIER: Coooool!
The AAHS Cashier looked at the cover of the book, The
Second Coming of the Messiah.
AAHS CASHIER: My dad owns this place. He told me you
were bringing this in.
The AAHS Cashier looked at The Messiah.
AAHS CASHIER: He's real excited to read it. I'm gonna read
it too. It's time for a change.
MESSIAH: Thank you. I'm so excited. Because can you
see that the book itself causes a transformation in the
reader?
AAHS CASHIER (Rubbing the cover of the book): Yeah! It's
inevitable.
I can feel it.
MESSIAH: Do you think that I can save the human race?
The AAHS Cashier smiled and nodded at The Messiah.
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AAHS CASHIER: I believe.
RUNYON CANYON TRAIL BELOW THE PLATEAU

Kelly sprinted along Runyon Canyon Trail below the plateau
and then detoured onto a trail that led back out to Laurel
Canyon Boulevard. Kelly emerged from the trail and
stepped out onto the sidewalk of Laurel Canyon Boulevard
just as the 218 bus breezed passed her. She stopped and
looked over her shoulder. She waited a moment.
The Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker appeared in the far
distance three quarters of a mile back up the inclining trail;
moving slowly, limping, and grimacing in pain. He stopped,
fell down on his hands and knees, and rubbed his ankle.
Kelly smiled, shook her head and trotted away.
THE VIPER ROOM SUNSET BLVD
The Messiah, book in hand, walked a block from AAHS Gift

shop to the Viper Room. She stood and stared at the Viper
Rooms simple marquee. She visualized the long list of
bands that have played there. Even tragedy had struck the
very spot on the sidewalk where she stood. She thought
about how famous musicians come and go through those
doors on a regular basis. She slowly walked by the Viper
Room and continued strolling down Sunset Boulevard.
LAUREL CANYON BOULEVARD HOLLYWOOD HILL

PLATEAU
Kelly sprinted to a plateau on laurel Canyon Boulevard that
overlooks Hollywood Boulevard and Sunset Boulevard. She
looked in the distance at the Tower on Sunset and Vine.
Kelly looked over her shoulder and stood quiet and still and
stared off in the distance in the direction she expected the
Iranian Terrorist Bomb Maker to appear. After 30 seconds
nobody appeared. She smiled.
In the distance The Hollywood Sign was just visible over her
shoulder as she started a quick walk that turned into a jog.
Kelly ran down the hill toward Hollywood Boulevard.
MELS DINER SUNSET BLVD
The Messiah walked passed Mels Diner on Sunset

Boulevard and Sunset Plaza Drive holding her book in her
hand. She stopped and looked at Mel's Diner. The cover of
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The Second Coming of the Messiah, Book I, The Awakening,

glistened in the warm, late, western sun. The sun reflected
off of the aliens eyes in the top right corner of the book. As
she stepped into the shade created by the large Mels Diner
sign, the temperature dropped 25 degrees. The Messiah
looked at Mel's Diner for a moment and then she turned &
continued walking down Sunset Boulevard toward Highland
Ave.
LAUREL CANYON BOULEVARD HOLLYWOOD

DESCENT
Kelly jogged downhill on Laurel Canyon toward Hollywood.
She stopped and darted behind a bush and hid. She looked
back up the hill through the branches to see if anyone was
following her; and not just the Iranian. She was not just
running from him.
In the far distance she saw nothing. The Iranian Terrorist
Bomb-Maker had fallen back two miles; he was moving
slowly, hobbling, exhausted, in terrible pain, hopping on
one leg and limping. After a few moments, Kelly jogged
away, she knew that she wasnt really escaping; she was
delaying the inevitable.
THE COMEDY STORE SUNSET BOULEVARD

The Messiah walked passed The Comedy Store on Sunset
Boulevard and Olive Drive. The Messiah stopped and looked
at the Marquee.
MARQUEE: Dom Irrera Performing Tonight.
LAUREL CANYON BOULEVARD

Kelly sprinted down Laurel Canyon Boulevard and around
the curve just after Kirkwood Drive. She stopped and looked
over her shoulder back up the Boulevard and then sprinted
away. She ran down the street, around the bend, and
toward Hollywood Boulevard.
THE LAUGH FACTORY SUNSET BOULEVARD

The Messiah continued walking on Sunset Boulevard,
preparing in her mind the presentation she was about to
deliver. The Messiah walked passed Laurel Canyon
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Boulevard and approached the Laugh Factory. She stopped

at the crosswalk and read the Laugh Factory Marquee.
MARQUEE: Doug Stanhope headlining; Before Putting
a Gun to My Head, tour.
HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD AND LAUREL CANYON

BOULEVARD
Kelly trotted the downhill slope, running with traffic. As she

approached Mt. Olympus drive the Star Tours Double
Decker bus breezed by her. She quickly looked back over
her left shoulder and then cut off a car that honked at her
as it drove by. Kelly darted to the other side of Laurel
Canyon and ran across oncoming traffic, onto the shoulder
of the road and ran at full stride as she passed Mt. Olympus
Dr. Kelly picked up speed, sprinted passed Fareholm Dr. and
then turned it off and slowed to a cool down jog as she
approaches the corner of Laurel Canyon Blvd. and
Hollywood Blvd. Kelly slowed to a trot and then stopped at
the corner and looked behind her and saw no sign of the
gimpy Iranian. She looked back up Laurel Canyon and then
turned and looked at the Hollywood Boulevard street sign.
Another sign read "Vine" with an arrow pointing to her left.
She took off running in the direction of the Arrow, around
the bend, passed W. Hiller Pl., down Hollywood Boulevard,
and toward Vine.
SAMUEL FRENCH BOOKSTORE SUNSET

BOULEVARD
The Messiah stood in front of the Samuel French Bookstore

looking into the window. She looked at the book in her
hands, The Second Coming of the Messiah.
MESSIAH (To the book): This is where you belong. They
take you here, theyll take you anywhere. It's up to you.
New York New York.
She entered the Samuel French book store with her book in
her hand.
Inside the historic bookstore, shelves lined every bit of
space and the huge service desk jutted out from the left
near the entryway. The Messiah looked at the counter of
the service desk and walked over to it.
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HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD - HOLLYWOOD BED

AND BREAKFAST
Kelly briskly walked passed Fairfax and approached the

Hollywood Bed and Breakfast on Hollywood Boulevard and
N Orange Grove Avenue. Kelly looked back over her
shoulder as she walked. She began to backpedal while she
was looking but nobody appeared. Kelly turned and
continued jogging east on Hollywood Boulevard.
SAMUEL FRENCH BOOKSTORE SUNSET BLVD
The SAMUEL FRENCH CLERK sat behind the counter holding

the book, The Second Coming of the Messiah, Book I, the
Awakening.
He had a sharp nose and short, thick hair; salt and pepper
with blond tips. He stared at the cover of the book.
SAMUEL FRENCH CLERK: The Awakening?
The Messiah stood at the counter, smiling but with a
vibration of serious intent billowing from her being.
MESSIAH: The Second Coming of the Messiah, Book I, the
Awakening. It's the sequel to the Bible.
The Samuel French Clerk looked at the Messiah, raised his
eyebrows, tilted his head down and made full eye contact
with The Messiah over the top of his black-framed reading
glasses.
SAMUEL FRENCH CLERK (cynically): Who are you; The
Messiah?
MESSIAH: Do you think anyone else could have written
that?
The Samuel French Clerk stared at the Messiah for a
moment.
MESSIAH: Official history has been changed to hide the fact
that the World has been controlled by the same
interbreeding tribe for thousands of years. The major
religions have inner and outer levels of knowledge. The
inner level carries the secrets going back to the ancient
mystery schools of Sumer, Babylon, and Egypt. The secrets
of the DNA are taught only to the Chosen-Few who are
initiated into this awareness. The outer level is where the
secrets are coded, allegorical, and sold with a deity, to you,
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as the Truth. New Testament stories are based on initiation

ceremonies, esoteric secrets, astrology, and Sun worship.
They are presented as literal to fool you.
The Samuel French clerk stared at the Messiah and tilted
his head to the side. He looked back at the book and
opened the book to the Contents page.
SAMUEL FRENCH CLERK: Interesting. (reading) The Forty
Books of the Awakening. Hm.
MESSIAH: Once you open it, you can't put it down. By the
time you are finished reading it, you have transformed.
GRAUMANS CHINESE THEATRE HOLLYWOOD

BOULEVARD
Kelly stood in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre. She hid

behind one of the Lion Statues, looking for someone in the
crowd of people on the street.
CONSPIRATOR 1, 20's, female, African American with some
Caucasian mixed in, light brown hazel eyes, walked down
Hollywood
Boulevard.
passed
MADAME
TUSSAUDS
HOLLYWOOD.
Conspirator 1 stopped in front of Graumans and looked
around. She looked at the statue that Kelly was hiding
behind. Conspirator 1 stared for a long moment. She looked
away and then continued walking toward the DOLBY
THEATRE.
Conspirator 1 spoke into a Blue-Tooth. A small set of
Binoculars hung around her neck.
CONSPIRATOR 1: I'm outside of Grauman's Chinese Theatre.
Nothing.
Kelly watched Conspirator 1 walk away.
HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD AND LAUREL CANYON

BOULEVARD
The Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker came hopping to the

corner on one leg; his broken leg was swollen, he was tired
and felt like he was going to pass out. The Iranian Terrorist
Bomb-Maker stopped and leaned against the silver pole in
front of the pink apartment building at the corner. He was
breathing heavy and sweating and grimacing in pain. He
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gathered himself and started limping down Hollywood

Boulevard.
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER: Ow! Oooh! Aahhh!
The Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker winced in severe pain on
his cracked ankle. He hopped quickly on one foot, several
feet, and then limped in pain. In a hurry, he hopped several
feet again on one foot and then limped in pain.
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER (CONTD): Ahhh! Ow!!!
Ahhh! Ow!
SAMUEL FRENCH BOOKSTORE SUNSET BLVD
The Messiah exited Samuel French, stopped, planted her

feet, looked at the ground, nodded her head, and smiled.
The Messiah looked up into the sky and raised her hands
above her head in victory.
MESSIAH: Yes!
MESSIAH (CONTD): Every day in every way you are
getting the word out to the masses. (shouting at the sky at
the top of her lungs) Every day in every way you are
getting the word out to the masses. (screaming with
everything she's got) Every day in every way you are
getting the word out to the masses.
The Messiah leveled her head and looked at the street in
front of her. She took a deep breath.
MESSIAH (yelling): I love you.
The Messiah threw her hands in the air and shook them to
the sky.
MESSIAH: I love you!
The Messiah relaxed, took a deep breath, and looked down
at the sidewalk in front of her. She looked around and
calmed herself and reached into her pocket and pulled out
the rest of a Joint. She lit it, took a deep hit, and held her
breath. She started walking while continuing to hold her
breath as the Marijuana smoke sank deep into her lungs.
She let a little smoke out and then took another deep
breath. She let a little more smoke out and inhaled deep
while sucking the smoke off of the end of the burning joint.
She exhaled a little smoke and then exhaled fully.
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After catching her breath, the Messiah took a deep hit on

the joint as she walked down Sunset Boulevard away from
Samuel French, down the gradual slope toward Highland.
The six 0Clock Sun warmed the right side of her face as
she slowly strolled east on Sunset. She smoked a long tug
on the joint and held her breath for ten paces.
At the fifth pace a clean cut AFRICAN AMERICAN
BUSINESSMAN walked passed her carrying one bag of
groceries in each hand. He was in his own world, talking to
himself. He dudnt look at The Messiah as he walked by her.
AFRICAN AMERICAN BUSINESSMAN: It is the way it is
because you make it that way! It is the way it is because
you make it that way! (louder) It is the way it is because
you make it that way!
The Messiah turned and looked at the African American
Businessman while she kept walking. The Messiah
backpedalled looking at him and then faced forward again
and kept on walking. She let out some of the smoke and
inhaled on the Joint again, held her breath for five paces,
and then exhaled all of the smoke.
The Messiah took another long hit on the Joint, finishing the
Joint. She ate the rest of the Joint and chewed it as she held
her breath for five paces. The Messiah did things in Fives.
She had read quite a bit on the studies done by Adam
Weishaupt and although she realized that her mission was
geared toward collapsing the Illuminatis Global Military
Industrial Complex, she also employed some of the
powerful techniques used by the dark forces that she
opposed. And in her case, she was using the powerful
forces for the benefit of the light beings. The Messiah
exhaled all of the smoke from her lungs and swallowed the
Joint. She smiled big and wide and threw her hands above
her head.
MESSIAH: I love you!
She hugged herself as she walked for a few paces. She let
her arms down and swung them as she strolled with a long
confident stride.
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GRAUMANS CHINESE THEATRE HOLLYWOOD

BOULEVARD
Kelly stood out on the sidewalk near the street and watched
Conspirator 1, with her back to her, walk down Hollywood
Boulevard, toward N Highland Avenue.
Kelly looked across the street to the HOOTERS
RESTAURANT, checked traffic and then darted across
Hollywood Boulevard to Hooters. Kelly slowed her pace as
she calmly approached and entered Hooters.
The HOOTERS HOSTESS, 20s, Latina, smiled at Kelly,
stepped forward and looked Kellys body up and down.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: Hola. How are you, mi amour?
Kelly looked at the Hooters Hostess, smiled, and took a
deep breath.
KELLY: May I speak with the manager about working here?
HOOTERS HOSTESS: Can I tell you how hot you are?
Kelly grinned at her.
KELLY: Absolutely.
The Hooters Hostess slowly stepped close to Kelly and
touched Kelly's hair.
HOOTERS HOSTESS (whispering): Mm. Do you know that I
want to work with you real bad? Yes?
The Hooters Hostess stood behind Kelly without touching
her but whispered very close into her ear.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: Shall I go get him now, baby? Hmm?
Kelly, with her eyes closed, nodded a slight nod and smiled.
KELLY: Mm.
THE SUNSET GRILL ON SUNSET BOULEVARD AND

VISTA ST
The Messiah approached THE SUNSET GRILL and stopped. A

50s COUPLE was taking pictures in front of The Sunset Grill.
MALE 1 (to The Messiah): Is this the Sunset Grill that Don
Henley sings about in his song?
MESSIAH: I'll answer that question for five dollars.
They all laughed.
MESSIAH:
No, seriously; five dollars. Do you not
understand offer and acceptance?
The 50s Couple looked quizzically at The Messiah.
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MESSIAH: Life is all about offer and acceptance. You made

me an offer.
MALE 1: What offer?
MESSIAH: You asked me to provide you with information.
MALE 1: What, the building being the one in the song?
MESSIAH: Yes. You asked for something and I counter
offered. In commercial law, everything is offer and
acceptance; right down to a smile. You smile back, and you
have accepted the contract of friendliness. A police officer
turns on his flashing lights, and you pull over having
contracted into his authority over you.
FEMALE 1: You must have some time on your hands.
MESIAH: Time is fluid and exists beyond your current
cognitive map. It is not the now, it is the past, yet it is not
the past, it is simply a different point in time on the timeline
of universal existence. All of time is recorded and
programmed and exists all at once; and is accessible. Just
ask any remote viewer or soul reader or examine any
computer program. You are in the story which has already
ended, has yet to begin, and is continually playing itself out
at any given moment. You simply learn to control your
access to it when you regain the ability to do so.
FEMALE 1: (to her Husband) Honey, give her five dollars
cause shes so smart. And sweet. And pretty.
HOOTERS HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD
Kelly stood alone at the hostess stand, waiting.

The Hooters Hostess & the HOOTERS MANAGER, male, 30s,
Mexican, clean cut, cool, handsome, bisexual, walked up to
Kelly and stood in front of her and looked at Kelly; they all
smiled at each other.
A CROSS DRESSED SHE-MALE HOOTERS WAITRESS walked
by and ran his finger under the Hooters Manager's chin.
SHE-MALE HOOTERS WAITRESS: This Monday again, baby?
The Hooters Manager winked and smiled at the She-Male
Hooters Waitress. The Hooters Hostess slid her hand into
the Hooters Managers hand.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: You know that I really want her to
work here, right? (to Kelly) How much do you want to work
here?
Kelly took a step and stood close to the Hooters Manager
and Hooters Hostess. Kelly slid her hands into theirs.
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KELLY (whispering): Will you take me into the back? (beat)

And give me a uniform?
HOOTERS HOSTESS (to Hooters Manager): Will you take us
into the back? (beat) And give it to her?
IN-N-OUT BURGER SUNSET BOULEVARD AND

ORANGE DR
The Messiah walked passed a busy In-N-Out Burger. She

stopped, looked at In-N-Out Burger, looked at the five dollar
bill that she held in her hand and smiled. The Messiah
walked over to the In-N-Out Burger and entered.
HOOTERS MANAGERS OFFICE
A Hooters uniform sat on a chair, to include a Hooters hat

hanging. Kelly, the Hooters Hostess, and the Hooters
Manager stood together in an embrace.
The Hooters Hostess caressed Kelly's cheek while the
Hooters Manager ran his nose along Kellys long, lean neck.
Kelly had her head thrown back and to the side with her
eyes closed.
Kelly and the Hooters Hostess were about to kiss each other
when suddenly the office door opened.
In walked the Hooters MANAGER'S GAY BOYFRIEND, male,
20's, light skinned Hispanic, wearing a very gay outfit; tight
blue jeans, a skin-tight pink sweater with red horizontal
stripes, white converse sneakers, and a small hand bag.
MANAGERS GAY BOYFRIEND: Son of a bitch!
Kelly, the Hooters Hostess, and the Hooters Manager turned
and looked at the Hooters Managers Gay Boyfriend, who
started to cry.
MANAGERS GAY BOYFRIEND (sobbing): When is it going to
stop, Rafael? (screaming) When?!!!
Kelly put her hand on the Hooters Uniform.
SUNSET BOULEVARD AND HIGHLAND AVENUE
The Messiah, eating an In-N-Out Burger and drinking an InN-Out Milkshake, walked to the corner of Sunset and
Highland, turned left, and walked ten paces up N Highland
Avenue, toward Hollywood Boulevard.
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EL CAPITAN THEATRE HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD
Two doors down from Hooters on Hollywood Boulevard,

Kelly, with the Hooters Uniform and Hooters Hat in her
hand, ran passed the El Capitan Theatre. Just as Kelly
passed the El Capitan Theatre she looked at the alley on
the right, came to an abrupt halt, and darted into the alley.
HOLLYWOOD HOSTEL ALLEY
Kelly ducked into the alley next to the Hollywood Hostel.

She stripped down to her bra and panties. She quickly
slipped into the orange, Hooters Shorts and the white,
Hooters T-Shirt. She put on the Hooters Hat, and pulled her
cell phone out of her shorts. Kelly left her first outfit there in
the alley, and with her cell phone in her hand, she quickly
walked away.
HOLLYWOOD HIGH SCHOOL HIGHLAND AVE
The BIG MURAL OF MOVIE STARS is prominent on the side

of the High School. The Messiah walked passed the Big
Mural of Movie Stars and looked at the Mural as she strode
by.
The Messiah stopped, took out her Cell Phone, put it in
camera mode, and snapped a picture of the mural. The
slogan on the schools sign read, Achieve the Honorable.
The Messiah stared at the slogan for a long moment and
thought about what honorable means and how she wrote
about the law and staying in honor, in her book that she
held in her hand. She smiled and nodded her head;
knowing that the slogan was a sign that she was on the
right path, and that her message in her book was a good
one for all of mankind. The Messiah continued walking up
Highland Avenue, toward Hollywood Boulevard.
HOLLYWOOD BLVD NOVELTY SHOP
Kelly slowly walked passed the Novelty Shop; looking

carefully ahead. She looked at the street signs on the
corner of Hollywood Boulevard and Highland Avenue. Kelly
stopped and looked into the Hollywood Novelty Shop. Then
she slowly turned and looked behind her, back up
Hollywood Boulevard for as far as she could see. She didnt
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see a dark head hopping up and down. Kelly looked across

the street at Graumans Chinese Theatre and then she
turned back toward Highland Avenue.
BUS STOP HIGHLAND AVENUE & HOLLYWOOD

BOULEVARD
The Messiah tossed the In N Out Milkshake Cup and Burger

Wrapper into the garbage can at the Highland and
Hollywood Bus Stop and then she walks about twenty paces
up toward the corner of Hollywood Boulevard and Highland
Avenue. The Messiah stepped up to the corner of Hollywood
Boulevard and Highland Avenue, facing the Hollywood Hill.
CORNER OF HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD AND

HIGHLAND AVENUE
The Messiah waited for the Walk-Light to change so that

she could cross Hollywood Boulevard. Kelly briskly walked
up behind The Messiah to the Corner of Hollywood
Boulevard and Highland Avenue. Kelly looked both ways.
The Walk-Light only had a few seconds left for Kelly to cross
Highland Avenue. Kelly quickly sprinted across Highland
Avenue and then slowed to a walk as she continued walking
Hollywood Boulevard, toward Vine, zero point eight miles
away.
The Walk-Light changed and The Messiah crossed
Hollywood Boulevard. When she got across, she stopped
and waited at the Dont-Walk-Light to cross Highland
Avenue toward Vine, also zero point eight miles away. But
first The Messiah was going to take a detour.
RIPLEYS BELIEVE IT OR NOT HOLLYWOOD

BOULEVARD
Kelly quickly walked passed Ripleys Believe it or Not.

Kellys eyes darted back and forth, head on a swivel,
looking for someone that might be following her; she looked
back over her shoulder.
STELLA ADLER ACADEMY OF ACTING

HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD
The Messiah walked passed the Stella Adler Academy and

looked up at the Marquee. It read Catch the romantic
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comedy, "Almost, Maine," featuring Adler alumni tonight at

Stella Adler Theatre
The Messiah walked passed the Hollywood Wax Museum.
She slowed her pace and looked inside at KING KONG as
she walked by. DESCRIBE the Interior of Wax Museum
lobby.
FREDERICKS OF HOLLYWOOD ON HOLLYWOOD

BOULEVARD
The HOLLYWOOD TOURS DOUBLE DECKER CONVERTIBLE

BUS rode down the street. In the foreground, The Messiah
walked briskly along Hollywood Boulevard and glanced in
the big glass window of Fredricks of Hollywood. In the
Background across the street, Kelly was keeping pace with
The Messiah and paid no attention to the Musicians
Institute, the Cosmic Om Sanctuary, the Egyptian Theatre,
or N. Las Palmas Avenue as she walked Hollywood
Boulevard toward the Hollywood & Vine Station, where she
would take control of this situation.
THE TOP OF THE HOLLYWOOD TOURS BUS
Conspirator 1 sat atop the Hollywood Tours Bus driving

east, looking at both sidewalks, for Kelly. The Hollywood
Tours Bus passes between Kelly on the Right and The
Messiah on the left. Conspirator 1 looked toward Kelly in the
Hooters outfit, her hair pulled up underneath the Hooters
hat.
Kelly walked briskly on Hollywood Boulevard and passed N.
Cherokee Avenue and quickly reached N. Cahuenga
Boulevard.
CONSPIRATOR 1 (into Blue Tooth): Negative. I know she's
here. Just keep a lookout.
SIDEWALK FONDA THEATRE HOLLYWOOD BLVD

AND N EL CENTRO AVE
A 20s GERMAN MALE CONSPIRATOR, stood in front of the

Fonda Theatre, staring toward the Hollywood and Vine
Metro Station, talking into his Blue Tooth.
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GERMAN MALE CONSPIRATOR: When I see her, she will die.

Traitor! She will get what she deserves. Im going to start
walking toward the Hollywood and Vine station.
CONSPIRATOR 1: No! Stay there! She might swing down
and around Sunset. Shes here. Shes close.
HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD AND CAHUENGA

BOULEVARD
The Messiah stood at the corner waiting for the DontWalk Light to change to Walk and texted on her Cell
Phone.
CELL PHONE TEXT - Ms. Rose, Messiah book now @ Samuel
French. Will U interview me so U can run story on TV,
Newspapers, and Internet? Cheers, Ronnie Russell.
The Walk Light changed and The Messiah crossed Ivar
Avenue.
On the other side of the street, Kelly also crossed at the
same time; they did not yet see each other.
CONSPIRATOR 1: I dont see anything. Were about to cross
Vine. Im getting out at Hollywood and Argyle. Meet me
down at Sunset and Argyle. We have to get to the
safehouse. No one is answering there.
GERMAN MALE CONSPIRATOR: I will kill her when I see her.
HOLLYWOOD AND VINE
As the Hollywood Tours Bus passed them, Kelly approached

the corner of Hollywood and Vine and looked at the
Hollywood and Vine Metro Station.
Beyond the Metro Station entrance, Kelly spied the German
Male Conspirator standing in the middle of the sidewalk in
front of the Fonda Theater, two blocks down.
The German Male Conspirator didnt see Kelly in the
Hooters outfit.
GERMAN MALE CONSPIRATOR: That lying bitch! Traitor
bitch!
He started walking downhill on N El Centro Avenue toward
Sunset Boulevard.
The Walk Light changed and Kelly crossed Vine toward
the Metro Station. The Messiah, across the street, crossed
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at the same time. She made it across the Hollywood and

Vine intersection and continued to walk on the sidewalk.
Kelly walked on the sidewalk across the street.
HOLLYWOOD AND VINE METRO STATION

ENTRANCE
Cop 1 and Cop 2 stood out front.

Kelly quickly walked into the Hollywood and Vine Metro
Entrance and stepped onto the Down Escalator.
Cop 1 and Cop 2 lustfully watched Kelly walk by.
Across the street, The Messiah kept walking, crossed Argyle
Avenue, and headed toward N Gower Street and Hollywood
Boulevard.
HOLLYWOOD AND VINE METRO ESCALATOR 1
Kelly quietly rode the Down Escalator. She turned and

looked back up over her shoulder to see if she was being
followed. Kelly stared, reaches the bottom of the Down
Escalator, stepped off, stood there and stared up the
escalator. She waited at the bottom, looking up to the top.
Kelly stepped to the side of the Down Escalator and hid
around the corner. She continued to look; peeking around
the corner. She walked over to the Up Escalator and rode it
up. Kelly reached the top and disappeared.
After a moment, Kelly reappeared and rode the Down
Escalator. She turned and looked behind her, up the
Escalator as she slowly descended. She reached the bottom
and stared up.
KELLY (to herself): Are you coming to get me?
ready to die?
Kelly stared coldly up the Down Escalator.
KELLY: Are you ready for me?
Are you
HEZEKIAH DISPENSERY N GOWER ST &

HOLLYWOOD BLVD
The Messiah climbed the stairs up to the Hezekiah

Entrance, rang the silent doorbell and waited about 10
seconds. The Temperature was dropping as the sun was
fading over the Western Horizon behind the W Hotel from
her vantage point. The Messiah turned and looked down at
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Hollywood Boulevard. Bicycles, cars, and pedestrians filled

up the scene. It was alive and buzzing.
The Messiah waited a few more moments until the
HEZEKIAH FEMALE CLERK, female, 20s, Mexican, came to
the door, recognized The Messiah, smiled, waved, unlocked
the door and opened it.
Cool, dispensary, Indie music poured out from the inside.
The Hezekiah Female Clerk held the door open for The
Messiah.
HEZEKIAH FEMALE CLERK: Hello there.
MESSIAH: Hello. How are you?
The Messiah entered and waived her Drivers License to the
Clerk so that she could check her system to make sure the
Messiahs prescription was still up to date.
INSIDE HEZEKIAH DISPENSERY
After a quick check on the computer, the Messiah and the

Hezekiah Female Clerk entered from the foyer.
A 20S MALE AFRICAN AMERICAN stood in front of the far
end of the counter buying various forms of Marijuana by the
gram from 40S CAUCASIAN MALE CLERK who was totally
stoned out of his mind and had a stoner grin on his red
face. A BUDDY, 20's, Caucasian male stood next to the
African American Male. Both held Skateboards and wore
Backpacks.
40S CAUCASIAN MALE: We roll our joints with O.G. Kush. If
you want a Sativa, then I recommend the Orange Diesel.
We have a deal on three grams.
They both looked up at the multi colored chalkboard that
separates the different types of marijuana and their prices:
Indica, Hybrid, Sativa from left to right starting at $10 to
$20 for a gram.
20S MALE AFRICAN AMERICAN: Cool. Let me get six grams
of the Orange Diesel and in the Hybrid I'll take the
California Dream.
The Messiah walked up to the counter. Hezekiah Female
Clerk stepped back behind the Counter and faced The
Messiah.
The 20s Male African American looked at the Messiah.
20S MALE AFRICAN AMERICAN: Hey baby.
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MESSIAH: Hi. How are you? Whats your sign?

20s MALE AFRICAN AMERICAN: Leo.
MESSIAH: If we went on a date, what would we talk about?
20s MALE AFRICAN AMERICAN: I dont know. What you
wanna talk about, girl?
MESSIAH: Mankind is apparently experiencing life at the
time of the dawning of the Age of Aquarius as the Age of
Pisces begins to fade. This is a time when the surfacedwelling man has seemingly reached amazing strides of
technological advancement and the world is at a turning
point, literally. Or more aptly, a shifting point. The masses
at large, living on the surface of the earth have no idea
what is about to happen to them and you trudge along
unconsciously. The entire crust of the earth at this time is
under the direct human control of the Rothschild and
Herriman monopolized Illuminati - on the surface. And the
Western forces, with their fake monetary system, are
purposefully crushing and publicly bankrupting the
fictitious, peoples-economy and perpetuating it with loud
and obnoxious corporate-media-controlled rhetoric, of
which they have used to financially enslave all of mankind.
The third world war officially began on September 11th
2001 as the Global War on Terror [GWOT] and is
accelerating as NATO prepares to attack Iran and move into
Afghanistan, North Korea, China, and Russia. Things are on
target for the disillusionment of Christianity and the
emergence of the Luciferian take over. Until, just as
predicted, the Messiah of the twenty first century birthed
into her reality and saved mankinds souls. Or maybe she
saved only one soul. You are all one. We are all one. There
is no separation. That is only an illusion.
20s African American Male stared blankly at the Messiah.
There was complete silence as everyone stared at the 20s
African American Male.
Kelly rode the Escalator while looking over her shoulder.

She checked her Cell Phone for the time.
KELLY: Twenty nine hours and twenty nine minutes. (looking
over her shoulder) and counting. Come on! Let's go!
(singing) Where are you?
Kelly grins and laughs.
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HEZEKIAH DISPENSERY
In the Background, 40s Caucasian Male had the Jar of

Orange Diesel out on the counter with the lid off. He let
20's Male African American and his Buddy smell the jar of
Orange Diesel.
HEZEKIAH FEMALE CLERK (in the process of small-talk): I go
to Tijuana every weekend. So, what kind of medicine are
you thinking about?
The 40's Caucasian Male, using a nice bamboo set of
chopsticks, put the 6 grams of Orange Diesel into a plastic
Ziploc bag from the scale on which he measured it.
MESSIAH: Can I have a brownie, and a jolly rancher? Also,
Ill have two joints and a gram of your Kush Monster Sativa.
And a gram of your Indica hash.
Hezekiah Female Clerk began putting The Messiahs order
together.
The Messiah looked down below into the glass counter,
looking for something.
MESSIAH: Do you have any joints rolled?
HEZEKIAH FEMALE CLERK: I'll roll you two. No worries.
MESSIAH:
Which do you think is better for the
subconscious mind, 'No worries.' or, 'It's all good.?
HEZEKIAH FEMALE CLERK: Hm. Are you saying that the
subconscious only filters in either the word 'worries' or
'good'?
MESSIAH:
See.
Didn't I tell you that my book is
transformative?
HEZEKIAH FEMALE CLERK (smiling): You did. Was that a
gram of Kush Monster Sativa and a gram of Indica Hash?
MESSIAH: Yes sweetie.
HEZEKIAH FEMALE CLERK: I just smoked some of the Indica
Hash, and it's really good.
Kelly reached the top of the Up Escalator and she stood

there and stared at Hollywood Boulevard. People walked in
and out of the W Hotel. Commuters waited at the bus stop
on the corner of Hollywood and Argyle. She crossed her
right foot over her left and walked toward the down
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Escalator, keeping her head turned to the right and facing

Hollywood Boulevard. The cops talked to a woman with a
shopping cart full of bags of plastic bottles and cans. Kelly
stepped on the Down Escalator backwards, facing the
street.
SHOPPING CART WOMAN: Nobody cares about me. These
people in their cars, they drive around. They dont care
about me. Nobody cares about me.
Kelly rode the escalator backwards, down, until she was no
longer in view from the street.
HEZEKIAH DISPENSERY
The Messiah exited Hezekiah with a Brown Paper Bag in her

hand.
The Hezekiah Female Clerk locked the door behind her.
The Messiah walked down the stairs and out onto
Hollywood Boulevard and headed toward the Hollywood
and Vine Metro Station under the W Hotel.
Kelly rode the Up Escalator. As her head reached street

level she looked straight ahead as she neared the top.
The Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker limped toward her.
Kelly backpedaled down the Up Escalator and was getting
nowhere fast.
She turned and ran down the escalator taking two steps at
a time.
HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD AND EL CENTRO

AVENUE
The Messiah stood at the Crosswalk on Hollywood

Boulevard waiting to cross El Centro. She removed a Joint
from the Brown Paper Bag and lit it. The walk-light turned to
walk. The Messiah crossed Hollywood Boulevard smoking
the Joint. She took a deep hit on the joint as she passed
people in the crosswalk. The streets of Hollywood smelled
like piss and weed; and no one paid any mind to someone
smoking a joint on the street.
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Kelly stood at the bottom of the Down Escalator, looking up.

The Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker appeared at the top of the
Down Escalator. The Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker limped
onto the Down Escalator. He stood favoring one leg;
grimacing. He was tired. He was exhausted. He had been
using the vision of this relaxing escalator ride to get him to
the station. He nearly collapsed every step of the way the
last two and a half miles, from the corner of Laurel Canyon
and Hollywood Boulevard. He leaned his Forehead on the
Hand Rail as he rode the down escalator.
IRANIAN TERRORIST BOMB MAKER (in Farsi): Filthy pig!
Kelly disappeared out of sight. The Iranian Terrorist BombMaker reached the bottom of the long ride down the
escalator and hopped off. He turned to the right and
headed toward the next escalator around the corner of the
large hallway, he hopped and limped to the corner and
turned the corner and limped over to Down Escalator 2. The
Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker rode Down Escalator 2.
HOLLYWOOD AND VINE METRO RED TRAIN LEVEL
Kelly hid under the Train-level Down-escalator as the Iranian

Terrorist Bomb-Maker rode the Train Level Down Escalator
just above her head. He leaned his head on the handrail. He
could barely stand.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Welcome to Hollywood and Vine train
station. Please stay back from the yellow line at all times.
The Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker hobbled off of the Down
Escalator. He limped and hopped over to the end of the
Platform, crosses the Yellow Line, and hopped down onto
the train track. He hopped away and disappeared into the
Tunnel while Kelly watched. Kelly came out from under the
Escalator. She looked around and then ran into the Tunnel
after the Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Maker.
HOLLYWOOD AND VINE
The Messiah stood at the corner waiting for the Walk Light
to change.
AFRICAN AMERICAN BEGGAR, 30s, ragged looking, stepped
up to the light and stood next to the Messiah and he looked
her up ad down. He pushed the Crosswalk Button.
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AFRICAN AMERICAN BEGGAR (to The Messiah): Yo? Do you

have a cigarette?
MESSIAH: I'm sorry, no. I don't smoke cigarettes.
The Messiah puffed on her Joint and held her breath while
she continued talking.
MESSIAH: I only smoke weed. Did you ever think about
switching from cigarettes to weed?
AFRICAN AMERICAN BEGGAR (annoyed): No.
MESSIAH:
Just go to the doctor, right over there on
Hollywood Boulevard. (Pointing) For forty dollars you can
get your green prescription card.
The African American Beggar looked away and tried to
ignore The Messiah.
MESSIAH: Plus weed is cheaper and lasts longer. You can
smoke one joint and be high for hours. With cigarettes you
have to smoke a cigarette at least every half hour, right?
And a lot more, like twenty puffs.
The African American Beggar turned away and crossed his
arms and shook his head.
MESSIAH: Although, I'm celebrating today; (Rattling her
baggy) T H C party. Try making a magic baggy with a pack
of cigarettes.
The Crosswalk Light turned to Walk and the African
American Beggar started quickly walking away from The
Messiah.
MESSIAH (yelling at the Beggar): Cigarettes are filled with
chemicals! (Shouting over traffic) Marijuana tar dissolves
easily in the lungs and is much healthier! Stop smoking
cigarettes and switch to weed!
The African American Beggar kept walking. With his back
turned he gave The Messiah the Finger while he continued
to walk.
MESSIAH: Fine! It's your life!
A clean cut, CAUCASOID MALE BEGGAR, 40s, ball cap, teeshirt, jeans, and backpack approaches The Messiah as she
reached the other side of the crosswalk .
CAUCASIAN MALE BEGGAR: Do you have a quarter for the
train?
MESSIAH: Sure. You're really gonna buy weed with it aren't
you?
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The Messiah reached into her pocket, retrieved a Quarter,

handed it to the Caucasian Male Beggar and she smiled at
him.
Kelly emerged from the Tunnel and hopped up onto the

Platform with blood on her Hooters Hat.
Kelly walked toward the Up Escalator.
A TRAIN PATRON walked by Kelly, made eye contact with
her, and then looked at the Blood on the Hooters Hat.
Kelly noticed the look. She removed the Hooters Hat and
looked at the Blood on the Hooters Hat. She tossed the
Hooters Hat onto the Tracks of the subway line.
HOLLYWOOD AND VINE METRO STATION

ENTRANCE
The Messiah approached the Hollywood and Vine Metro

Station still smoking her Joint.
Cop 1 and Cop 2 stood there chatting and monitoring
people.
Cop 1, big, dark-skinned African American, male, shifted his
gaze to The Messiah.
COP 1: Hey!
The Messiah, walking passed Cop 1 and Cop 2 toward the
Down Escalator, stopped and looks at Cop 1.
MESSIAH: Hey what?
COP 1: What do you think you are doing?
MESSIAH (home-girl voice): What it looks like I be doin?
COP 1: It looks like you're breaking the law.
The Messiah took a long hit on the Joint, which was almost
finished. She held her breath and jokingly offered;
MESSIAH (Russian accent): Do you think I do not have
prescription?
COP 1: Let's see that and your I.D.
MESSIAH (American voice, acting like a lawyer): I'll show
you both on the condition that you do not write down my
name anywhere because it is my commercial name and it
belongs to me. Deal?
COP 1: Show me your I.D.
MESSIAH: Are you saying that we have a deal?
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Kelly reached the top of the Up Escalator. She looked

around for a moment. Cop 2 glanced at her but The
Messiah didn't pay it any mind; Kelly was not yet a
conscious part of her vision.
Kelly stepped onto the Down Escalator as Cop 1 stepped
closer to The Messiah.
COP 1: You know you can't be smoking your medicine in
public?
MESSIAH: What's your name?
COP 1: Excuse me?
MESSIAH: Your name? What is your name?
COP 1 (pointing to his name tag): It's right here? Can't you
read it?
MESSIAH: Not your title. Your name. If you can't give me
your name, then does it make sense for me to give you
mine? (voice like a lawyer)
Being you're standing mute on this position, then do you
have a claim against me?
COP 2: Are you giving him a hard time?
MESSIAH: I'm just asking questions? (to cop 2, sexy voice)
What is your name?
COP 2: Look lady, put the joint away or I'll take your little
baggy.
Cop 2 leaned in close like he was going to kiss The Messiah.
COP 2 (sexual innuendo): And then, I'll take you.
The Messiah looked Cop 2 in the eyes. She smoked a long
hit, finishing the Joint in one toke. She tossed the joint to
the ground, held her breath and put her hand on Cop 2s
crotch. The Messiah put her other hand on the back of his
head and kissed him softly on the mouth, shot gunning the
smoke from her lungs into his.
The Messiah released Cop 2.
Cop 2 blew out smoke.
MESSIAH (little-girl voice): Yes officer. Anything else?
Cop 2 smiled. Cop 1 smiled.
The Messiah turned and walked toward the Down Escalator.
COP 1: Oh, I see. None for me!
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The Messiah stepped onto the Down Escalator. She stuck

her butt in the air like she just dont care, looked over her
shoulder at Cop 1 and Cop 2, waved goodbye, and blew
them a kiss.
As The Messiah was riding down the Escalator, Kelly was
riding the Up Escalator on the other side of the stairs that
divided them during their simultaneous ride in apparently
opposite directions. The Messiah was passing Kelly on the
Down Escalator as Kelly spoke; leaving a voice mail and
talking into her Cell Phone.
KELLY: It is Monday, September ninth two thousand and
thirteen and I am at the Vine and Hollywood subway.
MESSIAH (yelling at Kelly): It's Hollywood and Vine! Not
Vine and Hollywood!
Don't you know anything about
American culture your silly Russian?
Their distance from each other increased as Kelly rode up
and The Messiah rode down and stared at Kelly in her sexy
Hooters outfit.
Kelly snaps her head around and looked at The Messiah.
KELLY: Fuck off.
MESSIAH (home-girl voice): Why don't you fuck off? What,
you just come here, take some sexy ass Russian Hooters
job and then forget where you is?
The Messiah reached the bottom and Kelly reached the top.
KELLY: I'll kick your American asshole right in if you don't
watch your fucking mouth. How does that suit you?
Kelly and The Messiah stared at each other.
KELLY: Don't you know that the Queen rules the United
States? Haven't you figured out that you're a pawn and a
puppet and you don't know shit? Are you just another
ignorant American?
The Messiah stared up at Kelly. Kelly stared down at The
Messiah.
The Messiah puts her hand on the Escalator.
MESSIAH (British voice): Do you have any idea to whom you
are speaking?
KELLY: Why don't you come up here and I'll kick your
ignorant American asshole? Do you want to find out the
hard way that I don't discriminate when it comes to kissing
kicking assholes?
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The Messiah and Kelly stared at each other from the top
and bottom of the Escalator. Kelly put her hands on her hips
with her feet spread wide.
The Messiah put her left hand thoughtfully on her chin;
thinking. She ran her hand down her neck and over her
breasts.
Kelly breathed deeply and growled a quiet sexual moan to
herself.
MESSIAH: Oh yeah? You're gonna kiss my asshole, huh?
You gonna settle right up on my asshole and use those lips
and smooch right up on in there? Be careful. What if I like
that?
Kelly shifted her weight to one leg and ran her left hand
from her hip over the top of her left thigh.
After a moment of silence, The Messiah stepped onto the
Up Escalator and started riding up.
The Messiah silently rode the long slow Up Escalator toward
Kelly.
KELLY: You better think twice before coming up here. Do
you know what kind of problem you are stepping into?
The Messiah reached the top.
They stared at each other, toe to toe, lips almost touching.
MESSIAH: I apologize. I'm really fuckin' high right now. I
know better than to call someone names. That was not
right. Do you forgive me?
Kelly smacked The Messiah in the face.
Then Kelly kicked The Messiah into a planter, knocking the
Brown Paper Bag out of her hand and onto the floor.
The Messiah, stoned on Marijuana, got to her feet,
laughing.
Kelly smacked The Messiah in the face again.
MESSIAH: Ooh. Hoo hoo hoo. Okay. You're playing rough.
You wanna play rough?
The Messiah grabbed Kellys left nipple and pinched it hard.
KELLY: Ahhh!!!
Kelly threw a right hook, The Messiah ducked, and grabs
Kelly by the throat, reached in and bit Kelly on the neck.
Kelly knocked The Messiahs hands away and swept her
feet out from under her.
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Kelly Jumped on The Messiah. The Messiah flipped Kelly

onto her back.
Kelly flipped The Messiah off of her and they both jumped
up and squared off into a boxing match. Cop 1 and Cop 2
stepped closer to enjoy the fight.
Cop 2 picked up The Messiah's Brown Baggy and held it
during the rest of the fight.
COP 2: The life of the shield.
Kelly and The Messiah traded jabs that connected. Kelly
knocked The Messiah down with a combination, jab, right
cross, uppercut and a front kick.
The Messiah jumped up as Kelly charged her to finish her
off. The Messiah threw a straight right to the chin that
connected and buckled Kelly's knees.
COP 1: Ooooh. She walked right into that.
The Messiah threw a front kick that Kelly grabbed. Kelly
swung The Messiah into a wall. The Messiah bounced off
the wall and laughed and stood there relaxed, waiting for
Kelly to come at her. The Messiah smiled and waved Kelly
at her.
MESSIAH (sexually): Come on. Come and get some.
KELLY: I'm just heating up, myself.
Kelly charged at her, planted her feet, and threw a right
hook.
The Messiah ducked and threw a wild right uppercut that
missed, followed by a left hook that connected, spinning
KELLY around, who turned her spin into a left handed back
fist that caught The Messiah clean across the left cheek,
knocking her off balance.
Kelly grabbed The Messiah by the shoulders and they
wrestled to the ground. The Messiah was on top of Kelly;
their lips almost touching. The Messiah had Kelly's arms
pinned to the floor.
MESSIAH: You want me to kiss your asshole?
Kelly threw The Messiah off of her and they both jumped to
their feet and charged each other.
The Messiah stopped and took a side step. She grabbed
Kelly by the arm and spun her around.
Kelly grabbed The Messiahs arms and raised them up over
her head, got control of The Messiah, and backed her up
against the rail next to the top of the down Escalator.
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Kelly had The Messiah pressed tight up against the top

ledge of the Escalator near the stairs slowly leaning The
Messiah back over the edge.
Kelly had The Messiah pinned and had The Messiah's face
in her hands.
Their bodies pressed tight against each other, they
struggled and pressed harder and harder and their faces
and hands were all over each other.
The sexual tension built and their pelvises grinding against
each other.
Cop 1 was so turned on by watching this that he had to turn
away.
COP 1: Damn. This is too hot to watch.
Cop 1 looked down at his own groin to try to keep himself
under control.
COP 1: Come on now. Settle. Settle.
Kelly and The Messiah continued to grind harder into each
other; it had turned sexual.
The Messiah and Kelly, together, built toward a climax.
Their eyes closed, writhing together in rhythmic unison,
their hands on each other's groins, their fingers inside each
other, and now they were about to reach orgasm together.
They startrf kissing with animal passion.
COP 1: God damn that's so fucking hot.
The Messiah and Kelly climaxed together and screamed and
moaned together and then finished together and fell away
from each other, weak-kneed and slumping to the ground
holding their faces in their hands and leaning against the
wall, breathing heavy, exhausted and sexually relaxed at
the same time.
After a moment, they looked at each other.
They reached a hand out to each other and held hands for a
moment.
MESSIAH (still breathing a heavy): What the shit was that?
KELLY (breathing heavy): Right? Wow. Do we love to fight or
what?
MESSIAH: We do. Makes me horny as shit. So (breathing
heavy) Mm. Hot.
Cop 1 and Cop 2 gave a courtesy applaus.
Cop 1 started walking toward the entrance of the W Hotel.
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COP 2: Hey? Where you goin'?

COP 1: I got to have a few moments to myself.
MESSIAH: So, you got yours, then, too.
Cop 1, backpedaling toward the W Hotel entrance.
COP 1: Vicariously. It's all good, baby. All good.
Cop 1 stopped backpedaling.
COP 1: Yo, Hooters. Give me an, 'Mmm baby.'
Kelly smiles.
KELLY: Mmm baby.
COP 1: That's right. Your turn, Shotgun.
MESSIAH (topping Kelly's sexuality): Mmm. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh. Oh. Baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ohhhhh
babyyyyyyyyy.
COP 1: Oh. Damn. I gotta go. Be back in three minutes.
Cop 1 quickly scurried away.
COP 2 (sexually frustrated): I think I'll join him. Well, not
join him join him.
Cop 2 tossed the Brown Baggy to The Messiah and then he
scurried away.
MESSIAH: Where did you learn to fight like that?
KELLY: Just because we had a hot, sexy, fuck-fight that has
my panties dripping wet, now you think I'm your main
squeeze? And you can ask me questions? (pointing at her
Hooters shorts) Normally I wear pants. I ask the questions.
Do you see?
MESSIAH: Okay.
The Messiah took the Marijuana Brownie out of the Brown
Paper Bag.
KELLY: Where did you learn to fight like that?
MESSIAH: Ha ha ha. For a bite of my Brownie, will you tell
me where you're from?
KELLY: I'm from nowhere. I live nowhere. I am going
nowhere.
The Messiah broke Kelly off a piece of Brownie and fed it to
Kelly.
The Messiah ate a piece of Brownie as well.
KELLY: Now will you tell me something? So I can trust you!
MESSIAH: I used to work for the government but now I am
an author who is hell bent on saving the world with my new
book.
KELLY: Book, huh?
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MESSIAH: It's the sequel to the bible.

Kelly laughed.
MESSIAH: You think I'm kidding you? Now are you going to
tell me something or do I have to kiss kick your asshole
again?
KELLY (laughing): I'm sorry but if I tell you too much, then I
will have to kill you. Or you will be killed. Do you
understand?
MESSIAH: Can't we all just fuck-fight? I'm going crazy
maybe but instead of blowing up other countries, don't you
think a better idea is to bring pounds of Hollywood Kush
Monster Indica to their county? Smoke them out, have a
hot, oily, sexy international x-games competition followed
by a one week post-games national orgy. Better than
bombs, right? We can all fuck-fight.
KELLY: You think that I am joking? That this is a joke? The
People I work Used to work with are very dangerous.
MESSIAH (laughing): What are you, the spy who loved me?
KELLY: My associates are the Mossad. The I.R.A. The Russian
international syndicate, which are all influenced by an
organization with control over everything in ways that you
can't imagine.
NARRATOR: The Mossad in Arabic is, al-Msd; literally
meaning "the Institute", short for HaMossad leModiin
uleTafkidim Meyu adim. The Hebrew meaning is, Institute
for Intelligence and Special Operations; al-Msd lilIstikhbrt wal-Mahmm al-Kh ah,
is the national
intelligence agency of Israel. The Mossad is responsible for

intelligence
collection,
covert
operations,
and
counterterrorism, as well as bringing Jews to Israel from
countries where official Aliyah agencies are forbidden, and
protecting Jewish communities worldwide. It is one of the
main entities in the Israeli Intelligence Community, along
with Aman (military intelligence) and Shin Bet (internal
security); its director reports directly to the Prime Minister.
MESSIAH: Well then. We are a perfect team; nice to meet
you. I'm the Messiah of the twenty first century. Did you
know that I'm here to save the world from the Illuminati?
KELLY: Im sorry for you. You are too late. In twenty four
hours I will be in Tijuana and you will say goodbye to your
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world as you once knew it. I must leave the U.S. I'm past
my visa. Im going to a safe location to ride out the coming
nuclear war. The Russian mafia and the global intelligence
community are trying to find me and kill me.
The Messiah reached over, brushed hair away from Kellys
eyes, and then fed Kelly another piece of Brownie and ate a
piece herself.
KELLY: The Third World War will happen. The Iranians,
working together with the intelligence community, are
going to blow up a dirty nuclear bomb right here, in
Hollywood. Iran will claim it. This will start World War
three.
MESSIAH: I knew it. That's the way that Albert Pike
formulated it in his prediction of three world wars on the
way to the one world order. I detail it in my book.
KELLY: I was helping the Iranian's bomb team prepare. I
know where and when. But I saw something that made my
skin crawl.
MESSIAH: Was it a shape shifting reptilian?
KELLY (slowly nodding): I'm not sure what it was. But I
realize now that I have been working for something truly
evil and not for the original Russian Mafia intentions. So I
quit.
The Messiah fed another piece of Brownie to Kelly and then
she ate a piece herself.
KELLY: But you can't just quit the Russian Mafia. So now,
the Russian Mafia and the entire black operations world are
trying to find me and kill me. Before I go, I must take care
of a few things.
IRANIAN 2, holding the Bloody Hooters Hat in his hand,
stepped off of the Up Escalator and walked right by Kelly
and The Messiah, not noticing them, as they were still
seated on the ground.
Kelly shifts her eyes and recognizes Iranian 2.
KELLY: And there goes a thing right now.
Iranian 2 looks toward the street.
Kelly hopped to her feet. The Messiah hopped up to her
feet.
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Iranian 2 walked out to the edge of the Metro Station

Entrance, fifty feet away, onto the sidewalk and he looked
around, up and down Hollywood Boulevard.
MESSIAH: Come; my apartment. North Hollywood. We can
stop this from happening. Can I help you?
KELLY: It's too late. The timer is ticking.
MESSIAH: I'm trained in bomb disposal.
Kelly, surprised, looked at The Messiah.
Iranian 2 suddenly spotted Kelly and turns to face her and
The Messiah.
KELLY: We only get one chance at this.
Kelly and The Messiah both noticed Iranian 2 quickly
walking toward them.
MESSIAH: Pressure turns me on.
KELLY: Likewise.
The Messiah and Kelly ran down the Down-Escalator
together.
RED LINE TRAIN HOLLYWOOD AND VINE
The Red Line Doors opened and The Messiah and Kelly
entered.
The Messiah and Kelly settled in, standing in the middle of
the train car, holding on to the Center Pole.
The Messiah and Kelly stood, staring at each other.
MESSIAH: Why does fighting turn you on?
Kelly thought about the question for a moment and then
became serious.
KELLY: My step father moved in when I was eighteen
months. He was a spanker. And a pervert.
Kelly shook her head in disgust.
KELLY: And .. his body will never be found. That sick
bastard.
The Messiah nodded her head with understanding.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Thank you for riding the Red Line.
Please stand clear. The doors are closing.
The Red Line Doors close.
KELLY: How about you?
MESSIAH: Similar situation. I was taught to seek pleasure
in the wrong places. But I have harnessed it for the good.
Haven't I?
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Kelly and The Messiah held on to the trains Center Pole,

facing each other. Fairly close. They stared into each
other's eyes.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): This train's final destination is North
Hollywood Station.
(Spanish) This trains destin de fin desdedre es North
Hollywood.
The Train started to move and Kelly, The Messiah, and the
rest of the passengers swayed with the movement.
MESSIAH: The solution to all of mankind's problems is
provided in my book.
KELLY: Your book?
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Next stop, Hollywood Highland Station.
KELLY (starting to feel high): Ha ha ha. What was in that
brownie?
Kelly smiles.
A TRAIN WHACKO, African American, 30s-40s, dirty, sweaty
red shirt, jeans, old sneakers, tattered dirty back pack,
walked up to the door right next to Kelly and The Messiah
and he began to stare at himself in the glass of the Train
Door; his back to everyone.
TRAIN WHACKO (yelling to himself): They're not happy!
The Train Whacko flinched his head and blinked his eyes
real hard and fast and shook out his arms.
TRAIN WHACKO (screaming and shaking his head with his
eyes closed): No! No! Watching!
The Train Whacko twitched his head and shook his arms out
again.
TRAIN WHACKO:
Watching!
Right?
You see!
They
watching!
The Messiah, Kelly, and the rest of the nearby train
passenger watched him. The Train Whacko twitched his
head, blinked, and shook his arms out violently.
TWO OTHER PASSENGERS near The Train Whacko moved
away to another part of the train.
KELLY: Your book has the solution? What's the solution?
TRAIN WHACKO: Watching'! Watching'! Everywhere!
There was a moment of silence between The Train
Whackos explosive psychotic outbursts.
KELLY: So. You're going to save the world?
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Iranian 2, holding the bloody Hooters Hat, walked down the

aisle toward Kelly and The Messiah.
Kelly looked at Iranian 2 but the Messiah doesn't notice yet.
Iranian 2 stopped about twenty feet away and stares at
Kelly.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Now arriving, Hollywood Highland
station. Home of the Dolby Theatre, Graumans Chinese
Theater, and the Hollywood Bowl.
The Red Line Train came to a stop. The Train Doors opened
and PASSENGERS exited the Train.
MESSIAH: It teaches every human to control their mind,
body, property, and land.
PASSENGERS boarded the Train.
MESSIAH: Then, in the story line, the Messiah gets the
entire planet to tear up their social security cards and
citizenship cards.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): The doors are now closing.
The Train Doors closed.
MESSIAH: With no more citizens, there are no more bank
accounts. With no more bank accounts, there is no more
monetary system. Cash is actually a debt instrument.
The Train started moving.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Next stop, Universal City station. (in
Spanish) Next stop, Universal city station. (in English) This
train's final destination is North Hollywood station.
KELLY: No monetary system?
MESSIAH: And no more Global military Industrial Complex
that feeds off of war-for-profit.
KELLY: No monetary system? No more money? No money,
then why do we do things?
MESSIAH: Exactly! Why do we do things? With profit no
longer the motivator can you see how our reason for doing
will change? The Gene Rodenberry world of Star Trek, the
most popular franchise on the planet, is a world without a
monetary system. Those intelligent Star Trek beings on the
Earth lived life for the benefit of mankind and space
exploration. Once the monetary system was removed,
everything improved immediately and dramatically
because with the eradication of the monetary system,
limitation disappeared.
KELLY: So then everyone can have what they want all the
same? Everyone is the same? Is that not Communism?
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The Messiah motioned with her head around to the

downtrodden and listless Passengers on the train.
MESSIAH: No. This is communism.
Iranian 2 moved closer to Kelly and The Messiah.
Kelly looked at Iranian 2.
The Messiah saw Kelly look at Iranian 2, and The Messiah
looked at Iranian 2. Iranian 2 and The Messiah made eye
contact.
The Messiah looked at the Bloody Hooters Hat that Iranian
2 held.
The Messiah looked at Kelly and then looked her Hooters
Outfit up and down.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Now arriving, Universal City Station.
Exit here for Universal Theme Park, Universal Studios City
Walk, and Cabo de Cohuenga.
The Train stopped and the Train Doors opened.
MESSIAH: The current system we live under is communistic
because we have no control over our human vessel,
property, land, or bank checks.
Passengers exited the Train and entered the Train.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Please stand clear. The doors are
closing.
Iranian 2 stepped right up next to Kelly and The Messiah.
He puts his hand on the pole that they were holding on to.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Next stop, North Hollywood station.
This will be our last stop.
IRANIAN 2 (to Kelly): Your last stop.
KELLY: Your last stop. You poor bastard.
Iranian 2 looked at The Messiah, who was staring at him.
IRANIAN 2: Don't look at me mother bitch. I'll kill your
filthy ass.
MESSIAH: What is it about my ass, today?
KELLY: You know why you're going to die Ahmad? Huh?
You know why?
IRANIAN 2 (scoffing): Why is that?
KELLY: Not because you are going to detonate a bomb.
Excuse me; were going to detonate a bomb. That plan is
over for you my dead friend. In a few minutes you will be
taking your last breath.
MESSIAH: Well?
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KELLY: Well what?

MESSIAH: If he's not going to die for not detonating the
bomb that he was going to detonate. Then why is he going
to die?
IRANIAN 2: You shut up! I am not going to die!
Kelly moved her face close to Iranian 2 and puts her hand
on his stomach.
Iranian 2 smiled, as this was turning him on.
KELLY (seductively): You're going to die because.
Kelly ran her hand down towards Iranian 2's crotch.
KELLY: Because you touched me with this dirty thing.
Kelly squeezed his balls really hard.
IRANIAN 2: Ahhh! Ahh! Let go!
Kelly, using both hands, locked on like a pit bull. The crowd
was a little stunned. Iranian 2 tried to shake Kelly loose but
she was squeezing with all her might.
Kelly and Iranian 2 went crashing to the floor together, near
the door opposite the passenger loading and unloading
door.
Iranian 2 began screaming like someone who was being
electrocuted. It was a horrible sound. Kelly finally released
him.
Iranian 2 slumped to his side on the floor, writhing in pain.
IRANIAN 2: Ahhh!! Ahhh!!! Ahhh!!!
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Now arriving, North Hollywood station.
Iranian 2 writhed around on the floor, holding his balls.
Passengers stared blankly at him, like they see this all the
time and they are numb to it.
IRANIAN 2: Ahh! Ahhh! Allah! Oh my God, no! Oh no!
Not like this!
Kelly stood over the Iranian Terrorist Bomb-Make looking
down at him.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): This is our last stop. Please gather all
your belongings and exit the train.
The Train stopped. The Train Doors opened.
MESSIAH (Irish accent): You shagged that wanker?
Kelly punched Iranian 2 in the face while he writhed around
in pain.
IRANIAN 2: Ahhh! Please, help me! Somebody! Ahhh! I
think there is blood! Ahhh!
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Passengers looked on and moved out of the way as they

entered and exited the Train.
KELLY (to IRANIAN 2): Last stop! Meet you outside you
piece of shit.
Iranian 2 held his balls as he writhed around on the floor
moaning.
KELLY (to The Messiah): It was part of my mission. Send
the Jihad bastards off to their death with a cherry bang.
Kelly punched him in the face again; when she hit him she
yelled out the "Bang!" of "cherry bang".
The Messiah and Kelly calmly walked out of the Train.
Iranian 2 struggled to crawl out of the train after them;
holding his stomach and balls while he crawled. The Train
Doors closed and opened on him. He finally exited the
Train.
NORTH HOLLYWOOD STATION TRAIN LEVEL
Iranian 2 stopped just outside of the Train Doors, struggled

to his feet, and frantically opened his pants and pulled his
pants open and looked down into his pants checking to see
if his balls were still there.
IRANIAN 2 (reaching his hands into his pants): Oh. Ooo.
Oh. Sssss. Ah. (screaming at Kelly) I'll kill you!!! You
bitch!!!
Iranian 2 hobbled away after Kelly and The Messiah, moving
very slowly, buckling his pants, wincing in pain.
IRANIAN 2: I'm going to kill you! God dammit, Jesus Christ,
Allah! Fucking Allah! I'm going to fucking kill you, god
dammit you!
NORTH HOLLYWOOD TRAIN STATION TOP

ESCALATOR
The Messiah, Kelly, and several yards away, Iranian 2, rode

the very long, crowded escalator up to the topside.
KELLY (yelling down to Iranian 2): You're going to die today.
Iranian 2 looked up at Kelly and made a symbol of a
Triangle with both of his hands. The Messiah and Kelly
looked at Iranian 2 making the symbol.
MESSIAH (to Kelly): The sign of the Illuminati.
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KELLY (sighing, overwhelmed): I have many things to take

care of. The eye of Ra watches from everywhere. Even if
we stop them this time, they are patient.
MESSIAH: They have been here for thousands of years.
NORTH HOLLYWOOD TRAIN STATION ENTRANCE
The Messiah and Kelly reach the top of the Escalator and
step off out into the crowd of commuters that made their
way in and out of the station in all different directions.
The sun was beginning to set and it was starting to turn
dark and cool. The valley wind cut across Lankershim
Boulevard and Chandler at the North Hollywood station.
THE MESSIAH: Come on! I'm a mile from here.
The Messiah took off running. Kelly follows after her.
Iranian 2 reached the top and stepped out. Iranian 2 looked
around for Kelly and The Messiah and spotted them running
across Lankershim Boulevard toward the Orange Line Metro
Station. Iranian 2, in pain, took off running after them.
NORTH HOLLYWOOD ORANGE LINE STATION
The Messiah and Kelly sprinted across Lankershim, hopped

the 16 inch curb up onto the sidewalk, and ran through the
Orange Line Station across the bus loop and out the other
side onto Chandler Blvd at the corner where the Fire Station
sits across from the park.
Iranian 2 came running up to the Orange Line Station and
stopped, out of breath, tired, holding his balls and stomach.
Iranian 2 put his hands on his knees and shook his head.
IRANIAN 2 (to himself): I'll kill them.
He stood, readying himself to run after them.
IRANIAN 2 (screaming): I'll kill you, bitches!
Iranian 2 leaned forward and collapsed into a slow trot; he
ran passed the Orange Line Station and headed for Candler
Blvd.
NORTH HOLLYWOOD PARK
The Sun was almost setting as the Messiah and Kelly darted
across the street from the Orange Line Station. They
hopped onto the sidewalk in front of North Hollywood City
Park and ran up Chandler Street toward the 101 Overpass.
The Messiah and Kelly reached the Dumpsters next to the
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skate park, before the 101 Overpass, and they hid behind
them.
Several moments later, Iranian 2 came trotting passed the
dumpsters. Kelly reached out, grabbed Iranian 2 and swung
him into the grass and down onto the ground. Iranian 2 got
up, ran at Kelly, faked a left jab, and then threw a straight
right that Kelly didnt pick up in the dark; the straight right
punched Kelly in the face, knocking her down.
The Messiah charged at Iranian 2 but he grabbed her and
threw her down to the ground. Kelly hopped up and ran at
Iranian 2 and did a Flying Front Kick into his chest. Iranian 2
rolled backward onto the ground and then hopped to his
feet.
The Messiah came running from his blind side and punched
Iranian 2 in the face, spinning Iranian 2 around. Kelly hit
Iranian 2 with an overhand karate chop on the juggler vein
as a finishing move sending Iranian 2 into a moment of
paralysis. Iranian 2 stumbled sideways, out on his feet from
the knockout chop. Iranian 2, punch drunk, unable to get
his hands out in front of him fast enough as he fell to the
ground, snapped his face forward and slammed into the
gravel lot next to the dumpsters, breaking his nose and
filling his mouth with rocks and sand.
He quickly staggered to his feet, blood pouring out of his
broken nose and onto his shirt and shoes; dripping fast. He
was in a daze as he tried to get his balance. As he stumbled
about, Kelly wound up and hit Iranian 2 with an uppercut.
As he fell backward, The Messiah sprinted in and hit Iranian
2 clean on the chin from the side, spinning him around and
into the side of one of the seven dumpsters. He hung onto
the dumpster for a moment and then started to slide to the
ground. Kelly grabbed him, spun him around, and punched
Iranian 2 square in the heart.
Iranian 2 grabbed at his chest and began having a heart
attack. Kelly kicked him in the balls. Iranian 2 bent over.
Kelly hit Iranian 2 in the heart with an uppercut. Iranian 2
dropped to his knees with a cold fixed stare; dead on his
knees before he fell. Kelly hits Iranian 2 in the chest with a
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side fist. The Sun sets and it was pitch black except for the
lights coming from the park basketball and tennis courts.
Iranian 2 fell to his side, dead.
THE MESSIAHS APARTMENT
Kelly and The Messiah casually entered the apartment and

took off their shoes in the small hallway that led into the
living room. On the walls, pictures and plaques revealed
that The Messiah was a former Special Forces All Source
Intelligence Officer/Analyst. Kelly stood in the middle of the
living room looking around the apartment.
The Messiah quickly went into the bedroom and slipped into
something more comfortable. Kelly picked up a picture and
looked at it for a few moments and then looked over at The
Messiah who was staring at her from the doorway of her
bedroom.
MESSIAH: Come here. Can I show you something?
The Messiah turned and walked into the bedroom. Kelly put
the picture down and followed.
THE MESSIAHS BEDROOM
The Messiah opened up a Video File on her Computer.

MESSIAH: Here is the commercial for my book that is
running.
The Messiah clicked play on the Book-Commercial Icon.
COMMERCIAL NARRATOR (V.O.): What if a government
intelligence analyst from the pentagon is forced to save
mankind from extinction and the world from destruction but
first he must evolve into The Messiah and create the plan to
save the world. The twenty first century Messiah arrives,
battles dark forces, and sparks the Armageddon that leads
to the apocalypse, rapture, twenty twelve pole shift, and
extraterrestrial contact. Buy the book today by Veronica
Russell at Amazon or Barnes and Noble. The Second
Coming of the Messiah. Book one. The awakening.
Kelly looked at The Messiah. The Messiah opened the Brown
Baggy and took out the two Jolly Ranchers.
KELLY: We have twenty six hours left for the world to read
your book; then begins world war three.
MESSIAH: We can stop it.
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The Messiah removed the wrappers from the two Jolly

Ranchers.
KELLY (second guessing herself): If I am going to escape,
then I must leave tonight. I have no green card or fake I.D.
They shut me down. I have to go to Tijuana now.
MESSIAH: Will you marry me?
Kelly stared incredulously at The Messiah.
MESSIAH: With our Marriage license you will have pending
citizen status. You can go anywhere.
The Messiah put one of the Jolly Ranchers between her lips
and stepped close to Kelly.
KELLY: To hell with Marriage and Admiralty law. How about
we have a kick-asshole-bachelor-party? Kill those Iranian
stooges? Deactivate the bomb, save the world with your
book, and have a few fuck-fights along the way?
The Messiah slowly moved in to press her lips against
Kelly's and put the Jolly Rancher in Kellys mouth. The
Messiah quickly sucked the Jolly Rancher into her own
mouth and playfully backed away from Kelly.
MESSIAH: You know what's better than fuck-fighting?
Kelly and The Messiah stared at each other. Then, together,
as if they both knew the punch line to the same joke, they
seductively whispered, "Drunk fuck fighting."
The Messiah placed the other Jolly Rancher into Kelly's
mouth.
KELLY: There is little time before they detonate the bomb.
The Messiah stared at Kelly.
KELLY: Just one more day, and they get married. Their silly
code.
MESSIAH (British accent): Isn't it queer how, whether
marriage is for war or for love, it equates to suicide of an
identity?
KELLY: Once again, to hell with marriage. The date is
significant.
Weishaupt's illuminati use numbers and
ceremonies to give them dark energy and power.
The Messiah stepped closer to Kelly and put her hand on
Kelly's shoulder.
KELLY: These bastards like to do three things.
Kelly took The Messiah's hand.
KELLY: Kill.
Kelly and The Messiah stepped closer to each other.
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KELLY: Fight.
Kelly and The Messiah embraced and stood nose to nose.
KELLY: And fuck.
Kelly put her right hand on The Messiah's left cheek.
KELLY: We waltz in.
Kelly put her right cheek to The Messiah's right cheek,
hugged her tight, and whispered in her ear.
KELLY: We tempt them.
The Messiah closed her eyes. Kelly ran her hand down The
Messiah's back and squeezed her butt.
KELLY (grinding her hips into The Messiahs): And we beat
them.
Kelly grabbed The Messiah's hair tugged on it, pulling The
Messiah's head back; exposing her long, lean, neck.
MESSIAH (throaty and animal-like): Ahhhh!!!
Kelly puts her nose up to The Messiah's neck, took a deep
breath, and growled.
KELLY (growling): To death!
Kelly and The Messiah stood back, looked at each other,
and pulled their shirts off in unison.
Kelly and The Messiah stand face to face wearing their bras.
MESSIAH: Tonight we have our bachelor party; tomorrow
night we give them theirs.
UNIVERSAL CITY STATION RED LINE TRAIN
Kelly stood on the train dressed in a hot, tight, black,

spandex, pinstripe, men's suit, with a hat, scarf and boots
with eight inch platforms and another six inches of heels.
The Messiah is dressed up like Marilyn Monroe, white dress,
white handbag, big blond wig and red lips with a mole on
the cheek.
The Messiah and Kelly stand among a CROWD OF
PARTYGOERS, all dressed in cool outfits, all in their own
world, in couples, in groups, a mix of all looks, tattoos,
homeless people.
It's loud on the train with a lot of chatter.
Passengers settle in and the Train Doors close.
The train starts to move.
MESSIAH: Have you ever walked with the bitches on Santa
Monica and Highland?
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ANNOUNCER (V.O.): The next stop is Hollywood Highland

station. Home of Grauman's Chinese Theatre, the Dolby
Theatre, and the Hollywood bowl.
KELLY: I've passed them on the way to West Hollywood.
But I can't say that I have walked with them.
MESSIAH: Can you imagine a more perfect wedding march
down the aisle of Santa Monica Boulevard into West
Hollywood; us walking with the bitches?
KELLY: Are they ready for this?
Kelly does a little fighter's dance and throws a low jab
combination down at the floor. The Messiah shoves Kelly off
balance. Kelly gives a little slap across The Messiah's
cheek. The Messiah points at Kelly.
MESSIAH (sternly): Save it for West Hollywood.
TRAIN STATION HOLLYWOOD BLVD AND

HIGHLAND AVE
The Messiah and Kelly walk among a crowd of people

toward the Up Escalator that leads to Hollywood Boulevard.
As The Messiah and Kelly approach the Up Escalator, the
sounds of Hollywood Boulevard, 20 feet above fill the
chamber of tile below at the foot of the escalator. A drum
beat sounds loud from the top of the Escalator.
The Messiah and Kelly board the Up Escalator and begin
their ascent to Hollywood Boulevard. The Messiah and Kelly
look at each other as the noise on Hollywood Boulevard
becomes stronger.
KELLY: You said, 'control over our body.' How do you mean?
MESSIAH: You gotta read the book. It's the sequel to the
bible. Step-one in The Messiah's plan for the humans to
retake the planet from the Reptilians and the Draconians is
to secure control of their live certificates of birth, which is
held by international bankers as a negotiable instrument.
Once you hold title to your body, nobody can control your
human vessel because you hold title to it. You can't be
legally arrested.
KELLY: But I have a birth certificate.
MESSIAH: Precisely. That is just a certificate, which was
issued to you by the only authority who can issue a
certificate, that being the actual title holder; the State. And
the Governor of your state sells your Live Certificate of
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Birth onto the International Banking Market. And gives you

a certificate saying, "Yep, this is the poor bastard we can
haul off to jail to pay her debt to society."
The drum beat grows louder as they reach the top of the Up
Escalator.
HOLLYWOOD BLVD AND HIGHLAND AVE METRO

ENTRANCE
Kelly and The Messiah step out onto Hollywood Boulevard

and look at the sights and sounds.
An AFRICAN AMERICAN WITH DREADLOCKS 20s, plays his
drum sticks against Plastic Buckets. He has a Bowl of
Money in front of him. Some Pedestrians watch. A lot of
Foot Traffic passes by.
Kelly and The Messiah turn right and begin walking toward
the Hard Rock Cafe.
A couple of Movie Characters, Charlie Chaplin, Spiderman,
and Darth Vader are walking around and Tourists are
getting their picture taken with them.
A couple of cops lean up against their squad car sipping
coffee and taking in the vibe.
MESSIAH: That certificate is your berth into Admiralty law.
It makes a corporation out of you. You can be arrested and
hauled away. Step two; they can take your car because you
don't hold the M S O - the manufacturers statement of
origin. Step three; they can take your home because you
don't hold the Grant Deed.
TWO LESBIANS walk by holding hands.
KELLY: So the world takes back ownership or control over
everything? No longer can they arrest you, tow your car, or
throw you out of your house and into the streets?
A BLACK AND WHITE COUPLE lean up against a building,
kissing.
MESSIAH: Beautiful. You got it. Then, once we have
control over those things, we dis-enroll from the global
military industrial complex by tearing up our national I D
cards.
Kelly and The Messiah begin to walk Arm-In-Arm. A GROUP
OF GAY MALES walks by.
MESSIAH: Subsequently the monetary system evaporates.
And that leads us into a Thousand Years of peace.
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KELLY: The sequel to the bible, huh?

Kelly and The Messiah walk passed the Hard Rock Cafe.
SMOKE SHOP HOLLYWOOD BLVD
The door is standing wide open. The smoke shop is empty

of customers and employees. The Messiah and Kelly enter.
KELLY: What are we doing here?
MESSIAH: I'll tell you what we're doing here. (agitated) I
like walking around Hollywood. I like walking up and down
Hollywood Boulevard, Sunset Boulevard, Melrose, Beverly,
and especially Santa Monica Boulevard. I like getting off of
the train at Highland, walking down the hill to Santa Monica
Boulevard, turning right and then walking down to the Ba Ja
Mexican Grill and getting a big, fat-ass burrito. I love
burritos. I've been walking everywhere since I moved here
from D.C. and I love it.
KELLY: Okay?
MESSIAH (angry): I walked with the bitches on Santa
Monica once before; on a late, late, Saturday night. I found
out about them the hard way. I didn't have any weed for
them to smoke. This is before I got my prescription. And
this one bitch tried to fight me because I didn't have weed
on me. Big black she-male, bitch.
The SMOKE SHOP OWNER, Armenian, Male, 30s, enters
from the back of the shop. He smiles very nicely at Kelly
and The Messiah.
SMOKE SHOP OWNER: How are you?
He stops and plants his feet and puts his fists on his hips
and smiles broad. He walks over to them.
MESSIAH: Great. Thank you. (to Kelly) So, I'm bringing
Big Bertha her his, smoke. (to the Smoke Shop Owner)
Do you have Salvia?
SMOKE SHOP OWNER: Yes we do. The strongest stuff you
can get.
MESSIAH: Perfect. One bag please?
SMOKE SHOP OWNER: Okee dokee.
The Smoke Shop Owner walks around to the other side of
the shop.
MESSIAH: They dont sell Salvia in the Dispensaries.
KELLY: Salvia? You're going to smoke the Santa Monica
Bitch out with Salvia and then fight her?
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MESSIAH: There's no fighting on Salvia. Her his whole

reality will change. There's no fighting on Salvia. Ha Ha
Ha.
The Smoke Shop Owner returns with a Bag of Salvia.
KELLY: I've heard of Salvia. What does it do to you?
Hallucinations?
MESSIAH: The first time I did it, I was in a hotel room in
Carlsbad, California at a government sponsored systems
administration course for the SQL backbone of a Special
Operations centralized intelligence database; Convera. I
googled the smoke shop at the beachside in Carlsbad.
Went back to my hotel room and sat on this long L-shaped
couch. I sat right in the corner. On TV, the national anthem
for game one of the World Series was just kicking off with a
huge orchestra at the stadium. I smoked a big long hit of
Salvia and held my breath as instructed, for sixty seconds.
Sixty seconds. Try holding your breath for sixty seconds. I
had my watch on and I was looking at it and holding my
breath and counting down.
Then I feel this tingling
sensation at the very back of my head.
The Messiah grabs Kelly by the head and man handles her
a little and presses on the spot where she felt it. Kelly
shoves The Messiah into the counter.
SMOKE SHOP OWNER: Hey, hey, please. Huh. Guys.
Please. Not in the store.
KELLY: My apologies. So continue with this fascinating,
Salvia-story.
MESSIAH: So, Im still holding my breath. And the burning
sensation begins to tingle through my whole body and I
begin to shrink, as the orchestra's rendition of the National
Anthem penetrates my entire universe. I shrink down and
disappear into the corner of the couch and I reappear in a
red, pulsating cocoon. Now, when I left this reality, I was
still holding my breath, but now I'm rotating around like a
rotisserie chicken in a red, like, vagina slash cement mixer.
It's red, like lava, and pulsating. I dont know if Im even
breathing. For a moment I thought I had gone too far and
died and was now in this freaking rotisserie hell. But I
gathered myself and thought, 'Okay! No problem! Just ride
this out. If Im alive, Ill be back to reality in about ten
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minutes.' So I rode it out. Then slowly I reappeared and

grew back to normal size on the couch.
KELLY: No; there is no fighting on Salvia.
HOLLYWOOD BLVD AND HIGHLAND AVE

CROSSWALK
The Messiah and Kelly stand on the corner waiting to cross

Hollywood Boulevard and walk down Highland toward Santa
Monica. They are waiting for the Dont Walk-light to
change to Walk.
MESSIAH: The Santa Monica Bitches have no idea what is
about to go down.
The Messiah and Kelly walk a few steps to the edge of the
curb, waiting to cross. They enjoy a moment of silence.
KELLY: My sister's husband had turned into a real pig; a
dirty beast.
The light changes and The Messiah and Kelly begin to walk
the cross walk arm-in-arm.
KELLY: At every family party, this big, fat animal shows up
and eats everything without care for the others. He gets
very drunk and makes terrible remarks about the family.
He passes out on their bed and makes a mess.
The Messiah and Kelly step up onto the curb and walk down
Highland Avenue toward Santa Monica Boulevard.
THE WAX MUSEUM HIGHLAND AVE
The Messiah and Kelly pass the Wax Museum Entrance.

KELLY: I could no longer stand it. The next family-party, I
made a whole tray of his favorite chocolate brownies and
filled it with one hundred adult doses of chocolate laxative.
Thirty seven dollars. Just in laxative.
The Messiah starts laughing a THC-high laugh. She stops
and bends over laughing hysterical.
KELLY: I know. Funny, right? Thirty seven dollars in
laxatives.
The Messiah laughs harder and is bent over hysterical and
can't catch her breath. She is hysterical, high, staggering.
KELLY: Wow. Look at you. You're a mess. We're going to
save the world?
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The Messiah falls down on her butt hysterical. She rolls over
starts crawling around on her knees, laughing and shaking
her head and making a scene of herself.
Kelly reaches down with a hand. The Messiah grabs it and
stands up.
MESSIAH (still laughing): How's that Jolly Rancher treating
you?
KELLY: It's all over my body.
Kelly and The Messiah continue walking.
KELLY: So, I kept the brownies in the oven until he arrived.
The Messiah starts laughing hysterical and puts her hands
on her knees and talks herself down.
MESSIAH: Okay. Okay. I've got it.
The Messiah stands.
MESSIAH: Wow! Okay. Go ahead. (Like Marilyn Monroe to
Kennedy)
Tell me your exlax story Mister President.
Hahahahaha.
They both start laughing.
KELLY: The government is selling this crazy ass shit, huh?
MESSIAH (Scottish accent):
That Marijuana's no joke.
Those fucking jolly ranchers put me right over the fuckin'
edge. Now finish your fuckin' story about your fat, fuckin',
brother-in-law for fuck's sake.
The Messiah and Kelly continue walking.
KELLY: When he arrived at the party I took the brownies
from the oven and passed in front of him. He asked if he
could eat the entire tray. I said, of course there are many
more coming. He ate the entire one hundred dose tray in
ten minutes.
The Messiah starts laughing.
KELLY: Ten minutes. What a pig. A sloth. A glutton.
Several hours later he had disappeared. They found him on
the side of the road, passed out, barely breathing, covered
in his own shit and piss. Covered in shit and piss. They
said that amount of laxative had emptied his entire
intestinal tract. They estimated it to be seventy pounds of
fecal matter.
The Messiah laughs.
KELLY: Passed out. Nearly dead from dehydration. He
never attended another party. My sister still will not talk to
me.
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They walk in a moment of silence.

KELLY: You know. He's kept off the seventy pounds.
The Messiah falls down laughing.
HIGHLAND AVE AND SANTA MONICA BLVD
Kelly and The Messiah approach the corner.

SANTA MONICA BITCH 1, male, transvestite, African
American and SANTA MONICA BITCH 2, male, transvestite,
African American stand on the corner.
MESSIAH: Walking with the bitches. Here we go.
Kelly and The Messiah slowly walk up to the corner.
SANTA MONICA BITCH 1: Uh oh. What ya'll pussy bitches
doin' here? Uh uuuuuuh. (waiving her finger at The
Messiah) Didn't Big Bertha tell yo ass not to come back
here no mo?
BIG BERTHA, very large male, transvestite, African
American, comes marching up in his dress and high heels.
BIG BERTHA: Oh hell no! Hell no! What I told that pussy
bitch last time? Hell no!
Big Bertha shoves The Messiah into the street.
Kelly jumps in front of Big Bertha.
KELLY: Wait! She brought your weed. You said to bring
weed in order to pass through to West Hollywood. Did you
not?
The Messiah stands on the edge of the sidewalk, ready to
fight.
BIG BERTHA: Shut up pussy bitch! I aint mother fuckin'
talking to you! After I kick this pussy bitch's ass, I'm gonna
kick yo pussy bitch ass!
(to The Messiah)
Where's my weed, pussy bitch? You got my weed?
MESSIAH: I got your weed Big Bertha. That's why I came.
The Messiah opens her purse and reaches in.
SANTA MONICA BITCH 3 comes from the area where Big
Bertha came from and approaches the scene.
MESSIAH (talking like a home-girl): I gots enough weed for
all ya'all niggahs. We gonna make peace.
The Messiah takes the Pill Bottle of Salvia from her Purse.
BIG BERTHA: You god damn right you gonna make peace. I
see you pussy bitches around here without weed, you
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gonna be in big trouble. I aint playin' with you (sarcastic)

Niiigggahhh !!!
Each Transvestite pulls out their own pipe from their purse.
The Messiah loads their pipes with Salvia.
SANTA MONICA BITCH 1: Hell yeah! Fill that baby up!
Don't be shy!
The Messiah fills all of their pipes.
Big Bertha grabs the Pill Bottle of Salvia from The Messiah.
BIG BERTHA: Gimmie that, pussy bitch. You aint leavin'
here with my weed.
MESSIAH: Of course, Big Bertha, whatever you say.
Each Transvestite lights their pipe and smokes it all down.
Three, four hits each. They hold their breath.
The Salvia has not hit them yet but it will in about ten
seconds. Big Bertha is holding her breath on a final hit from
the pipe. The Messiah steps up to Big Bertha and gets right
in her face. The Messiah points her finger in Big Bertha's
face and yells at Big Bertha.
MESSIAH: How do you like me now? That weed's the shit
aint it?
Big Bertha stumbles unsteadily. Her eyes are fixed on
images in another dimension. Big Bertha stumbles some
more.
KELLY: Hello ladies. Or should I say dudes? Is that right?
Dudes?
(to The Messiah): They are dudes, aren't they?
The Santa Monica Bitches stumble around and drop to the
ground on their asses and backs one by one, laughing,
moaning incoherently, yelling out, "Help!" "Help!" "Come
over here." "Oh no!" What is happening! Look!
MESSIAH: Dudes who are afraid of pussy.
The Messiah walks over to Big Bertha who is sitting on the
ground and playing with imaginary things in front of her
face and not saying anything.
The Messiah takes the Pill Bottle of Salvia from her.
MESSIAH: I'm not done with this, yet.
The Messiah walks up to Kelly and cradles her arm. They
begin to skip away.
MESSIAH (sings to tune of, We're off to See the Wizard):
We're off to see
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West Hollywood
Where homosexuality
Fills the air
Because because
Because because
It's West Hollywood!

The Messiah and Kelly laugh and run across the Highland
Crosswalk at Santa Monica and Highland Avenue.
The Santa Monica Bitches writhe around in a Salvia high.
BIG BERTHA: What is this?!!! What is happening to me?
Ahhh!
THE FIG AND OLIVE RESTAURANT

West Hollywood
Melrose Place and N. La Cienega Blvd.

Kelly and The Messiah enter The Fig and Olive Restaurant.
Kelly and The Messiah enter the Bar.
GAY AND STRAIGHT MALE AND FEMALE COUPLES watch
Kelly and The Messiah walk to the bar and take a seat. The
BARTENDER AT THE FIG stands there looking at Kelly and
The Messiah.
Kelly (to the Bartender at the Fig): Two shots of Stoli God
dammit! Two dirty Absolut martinis straight up and two
Heineken drafts, please.
The Bartender at the Fig stares at her for a moment and
then begins preparing the drinks in front of them.
MESSIAH (to Kelly): I was going to get a Michelada.
KELLY: Get what you like. That was for me.
MESSIAH: I see where this is going. Three Micheladas,
please.
BARTENDER AT THE FIG: Comin right up.
GAY MALE approaches them.
GAY MALE (to The Messiah): I love your Marilyn. You're so
gorgeous.
Gay Male hugs The Messiah.
MESSIAH: Thank you, sweetie.
GAY MALE (to Kelly): And you. Oh. If you were only a real
man, I would eat you alive. Mm.
KELLY: How about I eat you alive?
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GAY MALE: Oh, honey! I tried that and it just didn't do it

for me. Your door swings both ways, huh?
KELLY: My door is unhinged.
MESSIAH: Un fucking hinged.
Kelly slaps The Messiah across the cheek.
BARTENDER AT THE FIG: Hey! Whoa! Ladies!
The Messiah smacks Kelly across the cheek.
The Bartender at Fig stops pouring the drinks.
BARTENDER AT FIG: Hey! I said, whoa! Ladies! None of
that in here. This is West Hollywood. Go walk with the
Bitches if you want to start that shit.
Kelly turns to the bar and slams her shots one and then
two. Then Kelly gulps down a Martini and grabs another. At
the same time The Messiah guzzles down a Michelada. And
reaches for another and starts chugging that one too.
GAY MALE: Oh my God, ladies! Where's the fire? My
goodness.
Kelly slams her fist on the bar.
KELLY (in Russian): Shut up, sissy.
Kelly slaps Gay Male hard across the cheek.
GAY MALE: Ahhh!
Gay Male spins around.
GAY MALE: Oh my goodness!
BARTENDER AT FIG: All right! That's it! Get the fuck out of
here!
Kelly grabs a Heineken and starts to guzzle it down.
The Messiah grabs a Michelada and begins to chug as well.
BARTENDER AT FIG: I said get the fuck out of here!
The Gay Male regains his composure.
MESSIAH (to Gay Male, Scottish accent): Sweetie. Tonight
is our fake bachelor party for our fake marriage. Will you
fake marry us for fuck's sake.
Gay Male is so honored he begins to get teary eyed and
hops up and down like a sissy.
GAY MALE: Ohhhh! Yes! Yes!
GAY MALES APARTMENT
Kelly, The Messiah, and Gay Male stand in the kitchen. Gay
Male faces Kelly and The Messiah who face each other like
a bride and groom.
The clock in the kitchen reads 4:20 am.
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GAY MALE: I now pronounce you, "A pair of crazy bitches."

You crazy bitches may kiss.
Kelly and The Messiah get really close to each other.
Lips almost touching. Gay Male looks on intensely.
They are getting closer to their lips touching.
The silence is broken when Gay Male whispers in
anticipation.
GAY MALE: Come on. Do it already.
The Messiah grabs Kelly by the throat and pushes her up
against the refrigerator.
Kelly smacks The Messiah across the cheek.
GAY MALE: Hey! Cut the shit!
Kelly grabs The Messiah by the arm and swings The
Messiah across the kitchen and into the wall with a loud
bang and her left shoulder dents the drywall.
They run at each other.
GAY MALE: [freaking out] Stop it! Not in my house!
FADE TO BLACK.
GLASS IS BREAKING. THINGS ARE BANGING AROUND.
From outside the house you can hear the ruckus.
GAY MALE (screaming): I said stop it! Please!
The Messiah and Kelly are laughing.
The front door swings open and Kelly and The Messiah
stumble out of the house onto the doorstep and then out on
to the path that leads up to the sidewalk.
GAY MALE (yelling at them): You crazy bitches!
Gay Male slams the door shut. The Messiah and Kelly skip,
arm in arm, out to the sidewalk.
GAY MALE: God dammit! Those bitches!
The sound of frustrated glass breaking in Gay Males
apartment rings out through the windows and onto the
California street.
The Messiah and Kelly stop and look at each other. The
Messiah bows to Kelly.
MESSIAH: Good morning to you, Misses Crazy Bitch.
Kelly bows to The Messiah.
KELLY: Top of the morning to you, Misses Crazy Bitch.
MESSIAH: Have you seen your wonderful new crazy bitch;
Misses Crazy Bitch?
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Kelly grabs The Messiah by the back of the head trying to

pull her in and kiss her hard on the lips.
The Messiah fights off Kellys kiss.
KELLY: Aren't you my wonderful crazy bitch, the lovely
Misses Crazy Bitch.
Kelly tries to kiss The Messiah.
MESSIAH: No!
The Messiah slaps Kelly across the face. They stagger away
laughing.
MESSIAHS APARTMENT
The next afternoon - the apartment is trashed. Kelly and

The Messiah lay naked in the middle of the living room
floor, next to each other. The Messiah lies on her back.
Kelly lies on her stomach.
SEVERAL OTHER NAKED MEN AND WOMEN lie around the
apartment.
The Messiah wakes up, looking at the ceiling. She sits up
and looks around the apartment and then at the clock.
It reads 4:20 PM
MESSIAH: Shit.
The Messiah slaps Kelly on the ass.
MESSIAH: Time to save the world.
MESSIAHS BEDROOM
Kelly and The Messiah sit in front of the Computer looking

at a Google Map of Hollywood and Vine.
KELLY: The Iranian suicide bomber cell is at the Vibe hotel
on Hollywood Boulevard; four blocks south of Vine.
MESSIAH: East of Vine.
KELLY: No. That is South.
MESSIAH: No. It's east.
KELLY: Well, whatever the fuck! Crazy ass town was not
built with straight lines, I'll tell you that much! And that is
south. So shut the fuck up.
MESSIAH: Whatever you say?
KELLY: At the Vibe hotel, there are five of them. Well, there
were five of them. I killed two of them who were at the
Laurel Canyon safehouse. Weishaupt used the number five
in illuminati rituals. Tonight, at five hours to detonation, the
supporting mosque is sending them three virgins. I think I
know who one is but I have not had contact with the other.
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MESSIAH: So they get Virgins before their mission. They

really believe that Virgin shit?
KELLY: It's institutionalized into their thinking.
MESSIAH: There are three of them? I'd feel better if we
had another crazy bitch with us.
HOLLYWOOD BLVD AND HIGHLAND AVE METRO

ENTRANCE
The Messiah and Kelly walk the fun experience of

Hollywood Boulevard at night, with all of the noise and
characters.
The Messiah and Kelly walk in front of The Hard Rock Cafe.
They walk in front of Graumans Chinese Theater.
People and characters mill about around Grauman's
Chinese Theatre.
They Cross Hollywood Blvd.
They walk over to Hooters.
Kelly and The Messiah enjoy the sights and sounds for a
few moments.
They enter Hooters.
HOOTERS HOLLYWOOD BLVD
Kelly and The Messiah walk up to the Hooters hostess

stand.
Hooters Hostess is standing at the reception area.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: Oh my goodness. You've returned.
KELLY: I need your help.
THE VIBE HOTEL
Kelly and The Messiah stand beneath the Hollywood sign

across from the Vibe Hotel on Hollywood Boulevard.
Hooters Hostess exits the Vibe Hotel and walks to Kelly and
The Messiah.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: Room 103.
Kelly, The Messiah, and Hooters Hostess, walk across the
street and through the entrance into the interior parking lot
of the Vibe Hotel.
ROOM 103 THE VIBE HOTEL
Kelly, The Messiah, and Hooters Hostess stand in front of

the door, waiting for it to open.
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KELLY: Door kill.

HOOTERS HOSTESS: Oh. Dangit. I was just about to call
that. Dangit!
MESSIAH: Door kill?
HOOTERS HOSTESS: She gets to kill whoever opens the
door.
The Messiah looks at Hooters Hostess, wondering. The door
opens and Iranian 3 stands there. Kelly extends the back of
her hand for a kiss.
KELLY: Hello, you lucky devil.
Iranian 3 takes Kelly's hand and kisses it.
IRANIAN 3 (excited): Hello ladies. Come in.
Kelly, The Messiah, and Hooters Hostess enter.
Inside the hotel room Iranian 4 stands there looking
nervous. There is no other Iranian [Iranian 5] in the room.
Kelly leads Iranian 3 by the hand.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: Are these our lucky bachelors?
IRANIAN 4: In five hours, we will get married and go to
paradise.
IRANIAN 3: Of course we still have paradise here.
MESSIAH: Where is Bachelor number three?
IRANIAN 3: With the wedding planner. Getting his tuxedo
fitted. He has been to paradise today at the eleventh
hour.
Iranian 4 looks nervous. Hooters Hostess takes his hand.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: Are you okay baby?
MESSIAH: Maybe he is afraid of marriage?
HOOTERS HOSTESS (overly sexy, rubbing his chest): I can
cure you of your fear, baby.
IRANIAN 4: You are not a Virgin!
Hooters Hostess love slaps Iranian 4 in the face and laughs.
They all laugh as if it is fun, rough sex play, except for
Iranian 4 who remains serious.
IRANIAN 4 (to Iranian 3, serious): She is not a Virgin!
Kelly grabs Iranian 3 by the dick and he sweeps her hand
away.
IRANIAN 3: Oh! Wa! Are you not a Virgin? What is it with
you, huh? A virgin does not do such things.
KELLY: Oh! I'm so sorry.
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HOOTERS HOSTESS: (to Iranian 3): Did you not you get the
word?
IRANIAN 3: The word?
HOOTERS HOSTESS (to Iranian): The word is legs. We're
here to spread the word.
KELLY (fierce): I am here because of a word. Remember?
Soldiers of Allah. What is your word? Is it Jihad? You want
to know my word. It is, Activate. Activate the animal
within. I am now a fucking Tiger; created by the same
organization that created you.
Remember your Jihad
classes?
The Iranians flash back in their minds to when they were
young Iranian boys standing in the desert and holding a
weapon. He is slapped by an older Iranian man. The man
stands over the young boy and yells down at him, "Jihad!
Jihad!"
In the Mean Time, back in the present;
KELLY: I started young too.

Kelly slams Iranian 3 in the face with a fist.
Iranian 3 falls into the wall, holding his face.
IRANIAN 3: Ahhhhh!!!
Iranian 4 reacts; The Messiah and Hooters Hostess grab him
by each of his arms and fling him across the room.
KELLY: As a little girl. My parents would come in at three
a.m. and steal me away into the night. Taking me to a
home in the neighborhood where a dozen other children sat
in desks and learned.
A picture flashes through Kellys mind of a small room
where children sit in desks.
They are surrounded by
parents. The parents lead them through a chant of some
kind, a programming ritual.
In the Mean Time, back in the present;
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KELLY: Esoteric skills. The light of truth. Secrets of the

Illuminati. And a mission.
Iranian 3 and 4 stagger to their feet and look at the girls.
KELLY: They gave us each our mission. And a word. And
one day that word was spoken and I became the animal
that I am. To drive you to your mission to end the world.
IRANIAN 3: You cannot stop Jihad!
KELLY: Yes. Like you, I was filled with darkness. But the
light of good inside of me could not be contained by the
darkness. And here is the light.
Kelly points at The Messiah. She becomes more powerful
and furious.
KELLY: Leading the charge of the carnal feminine to reclaim
control of this planet! As we must! As is the directive of
the light of good!
Kelly punches Iranian 3 in the nose. Iranian 3 screams and
grabs his face.
IRANIAN 3: Ahhh!
KELLY: I thought you boys liked to play rough.
The Messiah kicks Iranian 4 in the chest and Hooters
Hostess jumps on his stomach, slamming him into the
ground.
Hooters Hostess grabs him by the throat.
HOOTERS HOSTESS (screaming):
Where is the other
bachelor?
Iranian 3 charges at Hooters Hostess from behind.
Kelly and The Messiah, standing on each side of Iranian 3,
simultaneously throw a straight right hand.
Kelly hits Iranian 3 square in the jaw from the side and The
Messiah hits him square in the Temple from the side.
Iranian 3 drops dead.
MESSIAH: Oh shit! (nonchalantly) He's dead.
KELLY: Shit. We needed more info.
IRANIAN 4: Ahhhh!!!
HOOTERS HOSTESS: This poota will talk. (choking him)
Where is the other bachelor?
IRANIAN 4: He is with the wedding planners, preparing the
banquet hall for the wedding.
Iranian 5 comes charging in the door.
IRANIAN 5: I cannot find the wedding planners!
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Iranian 5 realizes what is happening. He dives on Kelly and

The Messiah at the same time, taking them to the ground.
A melee between the five of them ensues and the place
gets trashed and Iranian 4 and 5 die at the hands of Kelly,
The Messiah, and Hooters Hostess.
Iranian 4s death blow finally comes from a straight right
hand from Kelly in the throat. It just crushes his windpipe
and he chokes to death over about a three minute period.
Just nasty! Iranian 5 gets his eyeball slammed so hard into
the corner of the dresser that it pierces through his eye
socket and slices right into his brain. He runs around for
about 30 seconds while blood pours from his head. Finally
he fell and twitched to death.
Kelly, The Messiah, and Hooters Hostess are breathing
heavy and really jacked up from the fight.
Hooters Hostess is bent over breathing heavy with her
hands on her knees.
The Messiah is pacing around right next to her, breathing
heavy, with her hands behind her head.
Kelly jumps in the air and lands in a Bruce Lee pose and is
all fired up.
KELLY: Wahhh!
Kelly throws a punch in the air.
MESSIAH (to Hooters Hostess): Where the fuck did you
learn how to fight like that?
HOOTERS HOSTESS (breathing heavy): I'm on assignment
with the agency.
MESSIAH (panting): Oh. Oh, nice.
The Messiah and Kelly talk over each other, comedic.
KELLY: Oh. Of course. Why not?
Hooters Hostess extends her hand to The Messiah for a
shake.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: Agent Rivera.
MESSIAH (shaking her hand): You can just call me, The
Messiah. Third Special Forces Group. Headquarters U.S.
Special Operations Command.
Hooters Hostess extends her hand to Kelly.
KELLY: Agent slap-a-bitch. Well, Slowbovitch. But they call
me slap a bitch because I will slap a bitch.
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HOOTERS HOSTESS: Yeah. You and I have some unfinished

business. Don't we?
KELLY: Don't we?
Kelly slaps Hooters Hostess in the face.
Hooters Hostess smiles and takes a fighter's pose; hands up
ready to strike.
Hooters Hostess slaps Kelly hard across the cheek.
Kelly grabs Hooters Hostess by the cheeks, pulls her head
back by the hair and bites her passionately on the neck.
The Messiah blind-side tackles both of them and they crash
over some furniture, laughing and giggling.
Kelly drags Hooters Hostess to her feet and pins her up
against the wall and starts to kiss her neck. The Messiah
jumps to her knees right behind Kelly, staring right at
Kelly's ass. The Messiah pulls down Kelly's shorts, revealing
her panties.
MESSIAH: I'm gonna kiss that asshole.
OUTSIDE ROOM 103 THE VIBE HOTEL
The sounds of The Messiah, Kelly, and Hooters Hostess

erupt from behind the hotel room door; Moans and laughing
and "oh baby, yeah!" can be heard coming from the room.
"Oh yeah!"
"Oh!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!!"
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1, ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 2,
Conspirator 1 and German Male Conspirator stand outside
the door and window, looking at the blurry sex scene going
on inside.
GERMAN MALE CONSPIRATOR (shifting his weight):
Shall we let them finish?
"Oh!"
"God yeah!"
"Oh yeah."
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: If I was a president, right
now. I'd be Woodrow Wilson.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!"
"Ah!"
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: Christ, if I was a cartoon
character, I'd be Woody Woodpecker.
"Oh gooooddd, yeaaahh, faster, uh, uh, uh, uh ,uh.!
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ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: If I was a movie star Id be

Rock Hudson.
Ohhh hh hh hh oooo!
CONSPIRATOR 1: I'm hot for my baby.
Conspirator 1 kicks open the hotel room door. She runs in
and jumps right over the couch into the pile.
The girls stand up, dressing themselves.
Armed Russian Male 1, Armed Russian Male 2, and German
Male Conspirator barge in behind Conspirator 1 with
Weapons Drawn.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: Don't move!
GERMAN MALE CONSPIRATOR (to Kelly): Your boss has
been looking for you! Sheiza! You bitch! I loved you!
THE ROSSMORE HOTEL AT VINE AND BEVERLY

Male Conspirator walk The Messiah, Kelly, Conspirator 1,
and Hooters Hostess through the front door of the
Rossmore Hotel as hostages.
ROSSMORE HOTEL THE SUNSET BALLROOM

Male Conspirator stand beside Conspirator 1, The Messiah,
Kelly, and Hooters Hostess and stare at them as they all
stand in front of a BRITISH REPTILIAN ILLUMINATI leader. He
looks male and human but he is really a reptile who drinks
human blood in order to maintain human form. He just
looks to be 50s and Caucasian. He sits in a throne and
wears a robe. His skin is white and translucent. His eyes
are hazel and snakelike and his hair is grey and blond. He
has a powerful aura about his large nearly seven foot tall
frame. Two large 14 foot tall reptilians with long spears
stand on each side of him.
The large ball room is somewhat dark. The door opens and
an old man leads a small, seven year old little blond girl
through the ballroom and into the kitchen door.
BRITISH REPTILIAN ILLUMINATI [to Kelly]: So there is evil in
your heart now for the sight of your sire? Is that how you
feel in your soul? In your DNA? In your blood? Where is your
blood from? You know? Dont you? You cannot rid your self
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of what your DNA vibrates in this reality. Your lineage is

from me. You are me. If you want to practice sneering at
me, then practice in a mirror. Its as real as (beat) me!
Hahahaha!
The girl in the kitchen starts screaming in terror.
Noooooooo!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Nooooooo!!!!
Then a sad, bad, sound clacks loud like metal against bone
and the screaming becomes garbled like choking on blood
and fighting for ones life.
The screaming stops and a 14 foot lizard walks out holding
a large class of warm blood.
The British Reptilian Illuminati drinks it and sits for a
moment and begins to shift his aura into a more human
form. His snake like eyes changed to hazel and his nose
became less elongated and lizard like.
Kelly stares him in the eye with rage.
BRITISH REPTILIAN ILLUMINATI (to Kelly): What? A little
blood drinking turned you off?
KELLY: What are you?
The British Reptilian Illuminati's eyes turn to snake eyes.
His skin turns green and scaly. Then he changes back to
human.
BRITISH REPTILIAN ILLUMINATI: The real question is, 'What
are you?' Aren't you what we have created? Don't you
remember, passing through the arms of Baal? My child.
My daughter. My love. My blood sacrifice.
KELLY: I am nothing to you. I am not like you at all.
She spits at him.
BRITISH REPTILIAN ILLUMINATI: Not anymore. Your blood is
stained. Soiled by the world and soiled by the wedding
planner. But that was your mission all along. My blood
sacrifice. When I say soiled, do you know what I mean?
HOOTERS HOSTESS: X-File, freak!
MESSIAH: I expose you shape shifting reptilians and the
entire illuminati underworld in my book. It will bring you all
down. It's the solution. It will collapse the Global Military
Industrial Complex and eradicate the Monetary System.
BRITISH REPTILIAN ILLUMINATI: Oh yes. That's right. The
Messiah. Ha ha ha. Samuel French. Part of the brotherhood.
You, Messiah, are soiled too by the world and by the
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corrupted seed of the soiled HuMan. Have you ever heard,

You are what you eat?
Everyone in the room continues to stare at the strangelooking Illuminati Reptilian who is slowly turning more
human looking by the second.
BRITISH REPTILIAN ILLUMINATI: You are what you eat. When
you eat cow and chicken and pork, you become that animal
that you eat. See, I am pure. I live on for centuries in a
vibration that you cannot perceive. But to exist here, in
this vibration I must consume that whose vibration I must
hold. And the most appropriate consumption is that of pure
unadulterated female human blood, which is drained from
little prepubescent blond girls. You are what you eat. You
are becoming toxic beef, fish, and fowl. You are what you
eat. The meat you eat is broken down into its simplest DNA
form. And then your body absorbs the DNA of that animal
and you become more like that animal. It becomes a part of
you.
He takes a deep breath through his nostrils.
BRITISH REPTILIAN ILLUMINATI: You even smell like beef
and chicken and fish. Youre disgusting. Youre no longer
even human. Youre some dirty, animal, hybrid, filled with
chemicals. [to his henchmen] Take them to their wedding,
tie them to the alter, light the candles, and let their
marriage ceremony be heard throughout the world.
INTSIDE A VAN
The van is a long white empty van with only two seats.
There are flattened cardboard boxes on the floorboard.
Armed Russian Male 1 Drives up Rossmore toward
Hollywood and Vine. Armed Russian Male 2 sits in the
passenger seat. Kelly, The Messiah, Hooters Hostess, and
Conspirator 1 are held at gunpoint by German Male
Conspirator and Armed Russian Male 2.
GERMAN MALE CONSPIRATOR (to Kelly): I thought we had a
connection! I wish I was the one putting your life to an
end! Traitor!
(to Conspirator 1) And you! All this time! You ass!
HOOTERS HOSTESS: Sweet ass, if you ask me.
KELLY: Sweet ass hole.
Kelly and The Messiah, and Hooters Hostess laugh.
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GERMAN MALE CONSPIRATOR (pointing his gun in anger):

Shut up!
MESSIAH (British accent): Fuck you. You can't kill us. You
got orders from the crown. (funny voice) Ha. Ha.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1 (to Armed Russian Male 2): We
have to stop and get fucking rope.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 2: I don't know why we just can't
kill them.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: Tie them to the bomb? What is
this? Fucking Batman and Robin?
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 2: These fucking big Illuminati
pricks got some ego. It's a big fucking game to these
assholes.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: No shit. Tie them up. And we
still got to get the fuck out of town. That bomb goes off in
seventy five minutes and we must be at least two miles
from it or we fucking die too.
CONSPIRATOR 1: Youre fucked!
KELLY: Totally screwed, in the sheiza hole.
CONSPIRATOR 1: She means shit pipe.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 2: Shut the fuck up!
HOOTERS HOSTESS: You're gonna die just like every other
dumb thug who follows orders to tie the heroes to the
bomb.
CONSPIRATOR 1: We're gonna escape and beat you to
death.
MESSIAH: It's gonna be really bad. Weve already done it
like five times in the last twenty four hours.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: Shut the fuck up!
HOOTERS HOSTESS: You're fucked.
GERMAN MALE CONSPIRATOR (gone insane): Shut the fuck
up! I'll kill them!
German Male Conspirator is about to shoot Hooters
Hostess.
A gun rings out.
German Male Conspirator drops dead of a bullet from
Armed Russian Male 2, who sits there holding the smoking
gun.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: What the fuck? What?
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ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 2: We have to tie them to the

bomb.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: You horses ass!
MESSIAH: Ass hole.
The girls all laugh.
Armed Russian Male 1 & 2 yell at the same time, "Shut the
fuck up!"
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: Kill them!
HOOTERS HOSTESS: Wait, baby. Your boss said to tie us
up. How would you like to tie me up?
Hooters Hostess slides over to Armed Russian Male 2 and
puts her hand on his thigh.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: Come on, boys.
Hooters Hostess grabs Armed Russian Males thigh.
She runs her hand up his leg and over his crotch.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: Will you tie me up?
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: I need a drink.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 2: (aroused): We don't have time
for a drink.
MESSIAH:
I've got some really great marijuana.
Government strength.
CONSPIRATOR 1: Then you wont give a fuck whether you
make it outta town or not.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: Heaven and hell rests in the hands of
anticipation.
Hooters Hostess rubs the thighs of Armed Russian Male 1 &
2.
Her hand runs up to their crotches.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: Oh boy. I'm gonna crash, lady.
I'll tie you up. I got blue balls so fucking bad.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 2:
Light us up some of that
marijuana!
The Messiah removes the Pill Bottle of Salvia from her purse
and smiles at Kelly. The Messiah pulls out a Pipe and Lighter
and hands them to Kelly.
Kelly hands the lighter to Conspirator 1.
The Messiah packs the pipe full of Salvia, while Kelly holds
the pipe.
Kelly and Conspirator 1 move over and seductively sit on
Armed Male Russian 1 and 2.
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Kelly puts the Pipe in Armed Russian man 2's mouth.

KELLY: Here you go, baby. Put this in your mouth and suck
on it.
Hooters Hostess puts her hand on Armed Russian Male 2's
thigh and runs her hand up to his balls. She sparks the
Lighter.
Hooters Hostess lights the bowl on the pipe and Armed
Russian Male 2 takes a long deep hit and holds his breath.
KELLY: There you go! Hold that for sixty seconds and your
whole reality will soon change.
Armed Russian Male 2 nods in agreement and holds his
breath with determination to get stoned.
Kelly switches places with Conspirator 1 and sticks the pipe
in Armed Russian Male 1's mouth.
They light the pipe for him and he holds it deep.
Kelly and Conspirator 1 kneel at Armed Russian 1 and 2s
laps and stroke their thighs, giving them a moment to let it
settle in.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1 (driving): Haaaaa. (exhaling a
cloud of smoke.) Whew!
He shakes his head to the side as he looks through the
windshield.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1 (licking his lips): It's got kind of a
funny taste to it. Making my head tingle a little. Charlie
how do you feel?
Armed Russian Male 1 looks over at Armed Russian Male 2
who is catatonic; waving his hands at imaginary things. His
eyes fixed and focused in another dimension.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: Charlie?
KELLY: Hang on!
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: Hey. What?
Armed Russian Male 1's eyes fix and he starts giggling and
lets go of the steering wheel and begins to slump onto the
floor out of the driver's seat. He is giggling out of control
and waving his arms around. Kelly grabs the steering wheel
and jumps into the driver's seat and jerks the van to the
side of the road and to a halt.
CONSPIRATOR 1: That salvia shit is some crazy ass shit!
German Male Conspirator, thought to be dead, lunges at
Conspirator 1 and grabs her by the throat with both hands.
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GERMAN MALE CONSPIRATOR: Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck!

The Messiah blasts a devastating, straight right hand
through German Male Conspirators jaw, knocking him
clean out.
Armed Russian Male 1 & 2 writhe around delirious, making
funny noises.
German Male Conspirators head falls in Conspirator 1's lap.
Conspirator 1 cradles his head in her arms, slowly turning it
until his neck snaps.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: So then. Let's go deactivate the dirty
nuke.
Kelly, The Messiah, Hooters Hostess, and Conspirator 1 hop
out of the van and run off.
Armed Russian Male 1 & 2 roll around like zombies in their
own world.
SUNSET BLVD AND VINE
Kelly, The Messiah, Hooters Hostess, and Conspirator 1

sprint up Vine toward Hollywood Boulevard.
The Messiah's cell phone beeps, she stops and reads it.
MESSIAH: Alright!
The others keep running.
The Messiah sprints after them.
MESSIAH [yelling to them]: The reporter from the New York
Times is on the train toward Hollywood and Vine!
BOMB ROOM
Conspirator 1, The Messiah, Kelly, and Hooters Hostess

enter, winded and breathing heavy from running.
A DIRTY NUCLEAR BOMB sits in the room with a timer set to
it.
THE TIMER is counting down backwards from 7:47.
VAN SUNSET BLVD & VINE ST
Armed Russian Male 1 & 2 exit the van in a daze.

ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: Holy Mary mother of god! What
was that?
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 2: Fucked me up like a football bat!
They start walking fast.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: All of a sudden Im in a Sylvester
Stallone movie. I'm there in the desert with my hand on
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Rambo's shoulder. He is firing a weapon. The sun was

beating down on me. I was sweating. I was there. That
was not marijuana. That was some crazy ass shit. I went
someplace. What about you?
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 2: I was surfing on the book of time.
It was open to page 78 and 79. I was on page 78 and out in
space and there we are on this fucking book. And you were
on page 79. And I wanted you on page 78 and I was
waving you over.
ARMED RUSSIAN MALE 1: Jesus! You always were a deep
thinker, Yuri.
HOLLYWOOD AND VINE METRO RED TRAIN

PLATFORM
Reporter LIZ ROSE exits the Train. She sits on the platform
and waits.
ANNOUNCER (through the speaker): The last train to north
Hollywood will be arriving in three minutes.
BOMB ROOM
MESSIAH: Well, Jesus shit! Chill! For Christmas sake. You

know? Santa Clause.
KELLY: You said you were a bomb disposal expert.
MESSIAH: Yeah. I just said that.
KELLY: What!
MESSIAH: So that you would go with me.
Kelly glares at her.
MESSIAH: What? Come on. I was intel. Not a ground
pounder. That's Marines.
Kelly lunges at The Messiah but Hooters Hostess and
Conspirator 1 hold her back.
CONSPIRATOR 1: Chill niggah. We got to figure this shit out
quick.
The clock reads 4:22 and is counting backward.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: Ever since you said Christmas, I could
go for some Reindeer meat.
Kelly and The Messiah examine the wires on the timer.
CONSPIRATOR 1 (to Hooters Hostess): So you're a little
fuckin' whacked too, huh?
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HOOTERS HOSTESS: If you only knew the half of it.

CONSPIRATOR 1: Some fucking prick, huh?
HOOTERS HOSTESS: Thats right.
Hooters Hostess looks at the ground and rage builds inside
of her.
Armed Russian Male 1 & 2, run passed Liz Rose and hop
down into the train tunnel and disappear.
Liz Rose realizes something is up. She stands.
BOMB ROOM
HOOTERS HOSTESS: He put his hands on me that one time.

Hooters Hostess makes a sign of 1 with her finger. She
pumps her finger.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: One time. I said, "Alright! Please!
Please come back and put your hands on me one more
fucking time! Please!"
The Messiah looks up from the wires on the timer.
The timer reads 00:39 and is ticking down; 38, 37, 36.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: So, this sick fuck comes back one
more time for the last time and he puts his hands on
me again. And I let him finish. And I fetch him a beer. And
he's asleep in ten minutes. Then I bashed his fucking
brains all over the living room with a set of brass knuckles.
THE BOMB CLOCK - 00:02
HOOTERS HOSTESS (pointing): Oh shit, the timer!
Kelly and Conspirator 1 scream, "Ahhhh!" And they put
their hands over their ears.
The Messiah calmly pulls wire clippers out of her pocket and
clips the wire sticking out of the clock and the timer goes
off at 00:01, it loses power and is off.
Kelly and Conspirator 1 are still screaming and nothing has
happened.
Kelly and Conspirator 1 stop screaming.
The Messiah stands there holding the wire in one hand and
the clippers in the other.
MESSIAH: Yeah. It's that easy. Just clip the wires on the
clock. That red wire, green wire shit in movies? Bullshit.
BOOM !!!
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The Messiah scares the shit out of Kelly, Hooters Hostess,

and Conspirator 1.
CONSPIRATOR 1: Ahhh! Mother fucker, do not be scarin'
me like that. Shit niggah! You gonna catch an ass beatin.
HOOTERS HOSTESS: You better not ever fall asleep around
me.
Out of nowhere, Kelly smacks The Messiah across the
cheek.
The Messiah dives on Kelly.
Conspirator 1 and Hooters Hostess dive in.
Screaming, laughing, and giggling.
The door busts open and Armed Russian Male 1 & 2 enter.
They draw weapons on the girls.
A metal pipe clangs into the head of Armed Russian Male 2.
Armed Russian Male 2 drops dead at Armed Russian Male
1's feet.
Liz Rose stands there holding a metal pipe.
Armed Russian Male 1 looks at his dead comrade and then
takes a kick in the balls and a punch to the jaw and he is
out.
NEWSPAPER STAND LAUREL CANYON AND

RIVERSIDE
A man holds a newspaper and read the headline while

waiting for the bus, "The world is saved from a Nuclear War
that was being planned by the Illuminati's Global Military
Industrial Complex."
On TVs all over the world there are interviews with the
Messiah: TV Interview with the Messiah:
LIZ ROSE: People are saying that the Messiah is the
newest superhero, that the Messiah has the power to
control reality. Do you think you are The Messiah? I mean,
your book has been purchased by four billion people
globally. You have a movement stronger than any religious
movement in the history of mankind.
Are you the
MESSIAH?
MESSIAH: Only in so much as you are a Messiah and
everyone on the planet is capable of being a Messiah;
joining in a movement to completely free mankind from
slavery. If the Messiah is the person who comes and
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spreads the truth about the Illuminati, the Monetary

System, Admiralty Law, and can lead the planet into a
thousand years of peace and we can all coalesce as one
species, then together we are the Messiahship and we can
take off into a brave new world. And I will have taught you
to be the captains of your own vessels, in a world without a
monetary system where this is no limitation. It is not that I
believe that I am The Messiah or a Messiah; its what you
believe. What do you believe?
LIZ ROSE: In your book you talk about how current
human history is taking place during the dawning of the
Age of Aquarius.
MESSIAH: It has once again grown time to enlighten the
dominant land-species of Earth in accordance with the
natural and programmed ebb of allegedly Divine
intelligence that seeps into the physical.
LIZ ROSE: Tell me about Unseen Dwellers.
MESSIAH: Life is manipulated with the help of the unseen
dwellers; this positively affects/effects the progress of
humanity and its path of knowledge toward creative power.
Intelligence or Light and Dark energy seeps into every atom
of reality and is omnipresent and all-knowing or all
controlling depending on where you are in this 21st Century
Bible that I have written.
LIZ ROSE: Can you tell me what you meant by this
excerpt, [reading from the book] The great Intelligence
knows that Humanity progresses, languages morph, and
landmasses change, as do ideologies, dress, culture, and
most importantly dogma. When the student is ready the
teacher appears. This happens every two thousand years or
every five thousand years; whenever the species is ready, it
occurs naturally.
MESSIAH:
Sometimes
a
species
will
become
technologically advanced before the species is ideologically
ready for such advancement. This can result in destruction
of the species. At this time in human history we have
reached a juncture for the human species that is a critical
fork in the road. One road leads to self-destruction, the
other to salvation - although there are infinite unperceived
roads.
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A WEEK LATER
One week later a Newspaper headline came out, The

Messiah's book becomes a success because the story gets
out. "Billions of people tearing up their social security cards
and national I.D. Cards."
EXERPT FROM THE BOOK
The Second Coming of the Messiah - Time; Time is

very different and more subjective than you understand. It
doesnt really exist in the way you know it. You dont really
exist the way you think you exist. You are merely intelligent
thought that has manifested itself into existence. Your soul
is trapped in an apparent physical reality. Iterations of your
soul have happened over and over again endlessly; and it
continued until the Messiah freed your souls to the no-Time.
There is no future and there is no past, there just IS, as all
energy is being continuously pulled toward a singularity.
Time is fluid and has no beginning and no end but it is there
and it is accessible, like the operating system on your
computer. Your Reality is continuously created through
thought; and thought powers your existence. Who is doing
your thinking?
NEWSPAPER STORY
"The Global Military Industrial complex falls. The monetary

system evaporates. The Re-Ordering of the New World is
commencing."
Hollywood, CA July 2013
We caught up with the Messiah in Hollywood, California and
asked her how mankind was doing and this is what she had
to say. With spiritual salvation comes great change. For
what is spiritual salvation? Is it saving ones mind, ones
body, and ones soul? One or all or two out of three aint
bad. In hindsight or foresight or just as a matter of fact,
salvation is definitely a change. But nothing is ever really
one hundred percent and life is not black and white. The
colors black and white are manmade anyway. They dont
exist in nature, as they are either the absorption or
reflection of all colors. So there is no black and white.
Unless you are a black or white racist living in the United
States, which unfortunately at the time there were a large
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number of you. There exists a harsh racism among the

human species that is perpetuated by history and used to
divide and conquer entire populations throughout the
planet. But, now that has all changed since the collapse of
the Global Military Industrial Complex and the eradication
of the Monetary System.
She went on, Salvation is a road walked with calm and
knowledge. As the salvation of an entire species, its
ecosystem, and its future smartly changes for the positive
over the next generation and then continues to do so
rapidly after that, life will continue throughout the universe
in unexpected ways and in forms that cannot be put into
human words.
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Ronald Farnham is also an actor, writer, and producer of
media content. Ronald lives in Los Angeles, California and
Melbourne, Florida.
Ronald spent 13 years as an
intelligence and counter terrorism analyst, report-writer,
editor, data manager, and Korean linguist for the
Department of Defense.
Ronald always enjoyed reading, writing, and movies. He
wrote his first poem in kindergarten and has been writing,
studying, and publishing his works ever since. Now based in
Hollywood, he got his start in the Florida film & television
market.
Farnham earned his Bachelors Degree in Business from
Saint Leo University.
His philosophy behind his screenplays and books is,
Enlightenment through entertainment.
Ronalds other books are:
Harry Jonson, Diary of a Gigolo Porn Star [Kihm and
Farnham]
How to Write a Screenplay in 30 Days or Less
[Farnham]
The Second Coming of the Messiah, Book I, The
Awakening.[Farnham]
Thank you so much to my Mom and Dad for giving me
life. Thank you so much to the fans who read my books and
are moved by them. Thank you to all of the very special
people in my personal/business life.
Love
Ronald
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