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HowtoFind
LostObjects
byProfessorSolomon
Copyright1993,2008byTopHatPress
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PhotographsbyBradFowlerandLeonardSolomon
TheauthorthanksLarryCallahanandElizabethMinter
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Table
of
Contents
1.
AMethodThatWorks
ThisBooksforYou .........................................................3
TheFacts ........................................................................5
GettingStarted................................................................7
2.
ThePrinciples
TheTwelvePrinciples....................................................10
Quiz..............................................................................35
OneMorePrinciple........................................................38
3.
TheWaytoSearch
BetsyFindsHerKeys .....................................................42
4.
TheArtofFinding
AtMyDoor..................................................................66
HowtoProceed ............................................................69
TenTips........................................................................71
CommonMistakestoBeware .........................................75
HowtoMakeaThinkingCap.......................................85
Eureka!..........................................................................87
ThePurloinedLetter.....................................................90
TheGamesAfoot .........................................................92
FreudsFee ....................................................................94
Hrnir...........................................................................95
ATrueAccount .............................................................96
5.
ThisandThat
SomeQuotes................................................................101
MissingLuggage..........................................................102
HowNottoLoseThings ..............................................103
TheLastPlace.............................................................104
AConsumersGuidetoDetectionDevices ...................105
AlternativeMethods....................................................109
SaintAnthony ..............................................................112
HashevatAveida ...........................................................114
AZen Koan...................................................................115
Wannamoho.................................................................116
AFinalWord ...............................................................122
CERTIFICATE ...................................................................124
1.
AMethod
ThatWorks
ThisBooksForYou
Youvelostyourcarkeys,andareabouttoloseyour
mind.
Youvelookedeverywherehavetornyourhouse
apartbutcantndthosekeys.
Yourdayhasgroundtoahalt.Yourlifeisonhold.
Aglazedlookhascomeintoyoureye.Youregoing
nuts!
Allbecauseofamissingsetofkeys.
You begin another search. Like a wild man, you
rummagethroughroomafterroom.Halfanhour
later,theystillhaventturnedup.Youthrowyour
selfonthesofaandgroan:Thisisridiculous!
Sir,howdidyoundthatelusivecheckbook?
Why,simple,hereplieswithamodestsmile.By
applyingtheTwelvePrinciples.
TheTwelvePrinciples?
byProfessorSolomon.
Andhecontinuesonhiswaywhileyouareabout
toresumethefrantichuntforyourkeys.
thoseTwelvePrinciples.
Maybeyoureready,afteralltheseyears,tobecome
aFinder,notaLoser.
Ifyouthinkyoumightbeifyoureseriouslyinter
Finally,youcheckyourpocket.Forthekeys?No,
forthebusfareyouregoingtoneedtogettowork.
Itscometothat.
Talkaboutfeelingfoolish.
Meanwhile,yourneighborhasmislaidhischeck
book.
Less than a minute later, he has found it, and is
coollywalkingouthisfrontdoor.
Howdidhedoit?Howdidheavoidthefrustra
tionthe inconveniencethe loss of timeso
oftencausedbymisplacedobjects?
Letsaskhim.
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TheFacts
Youngandold,richandpoor,cityfolksandfarm
erswereallconstantlylosingthings.
Its an ageold problemas old as the pyramids.
Andonethatsnotabouttogoaway.
Yes,lostobjectscanbefound.
Howisitdone?
Byfollowingmymethod.
Interested?
Readon.
Everydaymillionsofobjectsaremisplacedinthe
UnitedStates.Amongthemarewallets,rings, keys,
scissors, sweaters, notebooks, eyeglasses, theatre
tickets, important documentsyou name it. (A
circuselephantissaidtohavebeenlostrecentlyin
Florida!)Manyoftheseobjectsareneverrecovered
possiblyabilliondollarsworthannually.(Their
sentimentalvalue,ofcourse,isincalculable.)Even
moredisturbingisthetimespentlookingforsuch
objects.Theaveragepersoncouldspendupto two
months ofhislifesearchingoftenfruitlesslyfor
thingshehaslost.
Thentheresthenuisancefactorassociatedwith
missingobjects.Thecarsthatcantbestarted.The
booksthatcantberead.Thebusinessthatcantbe
conducted.MillionsofAmericansexperiencesuch
frustrationsdaily.Itissomethingthattoucheseach
ofourlives,andthatcanmakeanightmareofan
ordinarydaythatcandriveustodistraction!
Buttheincrediblefactisthis:
Eachandeveryone ofthoseobjectsthetickets,the
eyeglasses,theelephantcouldhavebeenfound.
Easily.Withinminutes.
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GettingStarted
Mymethodisunique,amazing,andeasytolearn.
ItisbasedonwhatIcalltheTwelvePrinciplesa
setofpreceptsdesignedtoleadyou directly toany
lostobject.Likeabloodhound!
I discovered these principles after years of bitter
experience.ForI,too,wasonceaLoserandaWeeper.
I,too,wasconstantlybeingmockedbymisplaced
keys,books,manuscripts,pajamatops.Mycapwould
vanish.Mypenwouldhidefromme.Thelistwas
endless.
tionsthatseemparticularlyrelevanttoyourown
misplacementprole.
Then,thenexttimeyoulosesomething,openthis
bookandmaketheTwelvePrinciplesworkforyou.
Icanalmostguaranteetheywill.
Areyouready?
Letslearnhowtondlostobjects.
OntothePrinciples.
TheTwelve Principles
Mymethodisbasedonthe TwelvePrinciplesaset
of fundamentalguidelines forndinglostobjects.
TheTwelvePrinciplesare:
2.
The
Principles
1.DontLookforIt
2.ItsNotLostYou Are
3.RemembertheThreeCs
4. ItsWhereItsSupposedtoBe
5.DomesticDrift
6.YoureLookingRightatIt
7.TheCamouflageEffect
8. ThinkBack
9. LookOnce,LookWell
10. TheEurekaZone
11. TailThyself
12. ItWasntYou
ThesePrinciplesarethecoreofmymethod.Soget
acquaintedwiththem.Learnthem.Masterthem.
Then,wheneversomethingcantbefound,simply
applythePrinciples.
Soletsgetrightintothem.
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PRINCIPLEONE
DontLookforIt
Somethingslost,andyourrstthoughtyourbasic
instinctistolookforit.Yourereadytostartrum
maging about. To hunt for it in a random, and
increasinglyfrenetic,fashion.Toransackyourown
house.
This is the most common mistake people make.
Anditcandoomtheirsearchfromthestart.
Iknowyoureeagertondthatlostitem.Butnot
yet.Dontlookforityet.
Waituntilyouhavesomeidea where tolook.
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PRINCIPLETWO
ItsNotLostYou Are
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe its
you thatarelostnotthosekeysorthatumbrella?
Becauseafundamentaltruthisthis:
There are no missing objects. Only unsystematic
searchers.
Acceptthatcopyitdownandtapeittoyourmir
rorandyoullsoonbendingthingswithease.
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PRINCIPLETHREE
RemembertheThreeCs
To nd a lost object, you must be in the proper
frameofmind.Andthatmeanspayingattentionto
theThreeCs.
Theyare:
COMFORT
Startbymakingyourselfcomfortableinanarm
chairorsofa.Haveacupoftea,perhaps,orastick
ofgum.
CALMNESS
Next,emptyyourmindofanyunsettlingthoughts.
Pretendthattheseaislappingatyourfeet.Orthat
youresittinginagardenfullofbirdsandowers.
CONFIDENCE
Finally, tell yourself you will locate that missing
object.(Toenhanceyourcondence,youmightwant
todonathinkingcap.Seeinstructionsonhowto
makeone.)
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PRINCIPLEFOUR
ItsWhereItsSupposedtoBe
Believeitornot,thingsareoftenrightwheretheyre
supposedtobe.
Isthereaplacewhereyourmissingobjectisnor
mallykept?Aparticularrack,orshelf,ordrawer?
Ifso,lookthererst.Youmayactuallyhavehung
upyourcoatlastnight.Orputthedictionaryback
ontheshelf.Orreturnedthetapemeasuretothe
tooldrawer.
Evenifyoudidnt,someonemayhavedoneitfor
you.
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PRINCIPLEFIVE
DomesticDrift
Manyobjectsdohaveadesignatedorcustomary
placewheretheyarekept.Buttherealityisthat
theyarentalwaysreturnedthere.Instead,theyare
left whereverlastused.
SuchobjectshaveundergoneDomesticDrift.They
couldbeanywhereinthehouse,oroutintheyard.
Relax.Getcomfortable.Pouryourselfacupofcof
fee.
Nowtrytoremember.Wherewereyoulastusing
thatpliers,ortapemeasure,orfountainpen? Where
didyoulast have it?
Becausethatspreciselywhereitstillmaybe.
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PRINCIPLESIX
YoureLookingRightatIt
Allright.Youcheckedwhereitssupposedtobe,
whereitwaslastused,orwhereitmighthavebeen
casuallytossed.Anditwasntthere.
Orwasit?
Itispossibletolook directly atamissingobjectand
notseeit.Thisisduetotheagitatedstateofmind
thatoftenaccompaniesamisplacement.Goback
andlookagain.Itmaybestaringyouintheface.
Occasionally,ourdistressissuchthatnotonlydo
weoverlookanobjectweforgetwhatwerelook
ingfor!Toavoidthis,repeatedlymurmurthename
oftheobject.(Potholder,potholder,potholder.)
Butwhytheagitation?Haveweforgottenthesec
ondC?Returntoyourarmchairandgetcalm.
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PRINCIPLESEVEN
TheCamouageEffect
Dontbefooled.Yourobjectmayberightwhere
youthoughtitwasbutithasbecomehiddenfrom
view. Besuretocheckunderanythingthatcould
be covering yourobject,havinginadvertentlybeen
placedontopofit.
IcallthistheCamouageEffect.Amongthemost
commonoffendersarenewspapersandsombreros.
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PRINCIPLEEIGHT
ThinkBack
Youwerethereatthesceneofthemisplacement.
Youweretherewhentheobjectwasputdown
wasleftinanobscurelocationwasconsignedto
oblivion.
Youweretherebecauseyoudidit!
Soyoumusthaveamemoryhoweverfaintof
wherethishappened.
Areyoupreparedto thinkback,andretrievethat
memory?
Ifso,youmaysoonbecryingoutOfcourse!and
makingabeelinetothatforgottenplace.
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PRINCIPLENINE
LookOnce,LookWell
Dontgoaroundincircles.Onceyouvecheckeda
site,dontgobackandcheckagain.Nomatterhow
promisingasiteiftheobjectwasnttheretherst
time,itwontbetherethesecond.
Assuming, of course, that your first check was
thorough.
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PRINCIPLETEN
TheEurekaZone
Themajorityoflostobjectsarerightwhereyoug
ureonceyoutakeamomenttostopandgure.
Others,however,areinthe immediatevicinity ofthat
place.Theyhaveundergoneadisplacementashift
inlocationthat,althoughminor,hasservedtoren
dertheminvisible.
Someexamples:
Apencilhasrolledbeneathatypewriter.
Atoolhasbeenshovedtotherearofadrawer.
A book on a shelf has gotten lodged behind other
books.
Afolderhasbeenmisled,severalfoldersawayfrom
whereitbelongs.
Objectsareapttowander.Ihavefound,though,
thattheytendtotravelnomorethaneighteeninches
fromtheiroriginallocation.Tothecircledescribed
bythiseighteeninchradiusIhavegivenaname.I
callittheEurekaZone.
With the aid of a ruler (or a EurekaStiksee
later), determine the Eureka Zone of your lost
object.Thenexploreit.Meticulously.
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PRINCIPLEELEVEN
TailThyself
Ifyoustillhaventfoundyourobject,itmaybetime
toRecreatetheCrime.
Removeyourthinkingcapanddonyourdetectives
cap.Foryouareaboutto followyourowntrail.
Letscreateatypicalscenario.Youcomehomefrom
workandndaletterinthemail.Sometimelater
yourereadytoreaditbutitsmissing.Youreper
turbedandperplexed.Wheresthatletter?
Okay,startatthedoorandretraceyourstepssince
returninghome.Whereinthehousedidyougo?
Towhatspeciclocations?Stopateachofthemand
lookfortheletter.
Hmm,acoatthrownacrossachair.Youwerehere.
(Checkunderthecoatandinitspockets.)
Adepressioninthesofa.Youwerehere.
Onthekitchencounter,aglass.Youwerehere.
Onthetablebythearmchair,candywrappersand
anovel.Youwerehere.
Andmarkingyourplaceinthenovelaha!That
missingletter.
Goodwork,gumshoe.
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PRINCIPLETWELVE
ItWasntYou
Whenallelsehasfailed,explorethepossibilitythat
yourobjecthasntbeenmisplaced.Rather,itsbeen
misappropriated.
Perhaps someone you know has borrowed your
umbrella.Oreatenyourdoughnut.Ortakenyour
magazineintoanotherroom.
Approach that person and inquire if such might
not be the case. (Have you by any chance seen
my?isatactfulwaytophrasethis.)
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8.Therearetwelvemonthsintheyear,twelvemembersof
Quiz
ajury,twelvesignsofthezodiac,andNinePrinciplesfor
ndinglostobjects.
true
LetsseeifyouhavemasteredthePrinciples.Check
trueorfalsetoeachofthefollowingstatements:
false
Whenyouhavecompletedthequiz,turnthepage.
1. Ifyoumisplacesomething,searchyourentirehousefor
it.Dosoinafrenzied,unsystematicfashion.Do not use
theTwelvePrinciples.
true
false
2. Nevercheckunderasombreroforamissingobject.
true
false
3.TheThreeCsareConfusion,Consternation,andDis
comfort.
true
false
4.TheEurekaZoneisamountainousareaoftheYukon,in
whichgoldwasdiscoveredin1848.
true
false
5. Poltergeists,gremlins,andothersupernaturalbeingsare
responsibleforthemajorityoflostobjects.
true
false
6. DomesticDriftisatermusedbybureaucrats,toreferto
housesthatoatoffduringaood.
true
false
7. Amisplacedelephantcannotbefound.
true
false
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OneMorePrinciple
Thefollowingprincipleisaspecialone.
Icallitthe THIRTEENTH PRINCIPLE. AndIhavekeptit
apart from the others to underscore its use in a
certaindiresituationonly.
Thesituationisthis: Youveappliedeachof theTwelve
Principles,andstillhaventfoundyourobject.
Thatshouldrarelyhappen.Butwhenitdoes,you
havearecoursetheTHIRTEENTH PRINCIPLE.
Okay,turnthepageandtakealook.
If you answered false to each of the eight
questions,congratulations!Youhavemastered
theTwelvePrinciples.Welcometotheranksof
thosewholocatewhattheylose.
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THETHIRTEENTH
PRINCIPLE
QuSer,Ser
HaveyoubeenapplyingthePrinciples?Ifso,you
shouldhavefoundyourobjectbynow.
Butoccasionally,Fatechoosestoseparateusfrom
oneofourpossessions.Whenthatseemstobethe
case,itstimeto calloffthesearch.
Yourmissingobjectmayeventuallyturnup.Until
then,acceptthatyouarebeingofferedalesson:in
patienceorhumilityornonattachmenttothe
thingsofthisworld.
Andifnot,sowhat?Lostkeys,books,eyeglasses
evenelephants!canbereplaced.Suchlossesare
inconvenientandvexing.Yetsurelytheyhavetheir
placeintheinscrutableeconomyoftheUniverse.
Youvedonewhatyoucan.Sorelax,andwitha
shrugofresignationacceptthefateofyourobject.
Quser,ser.Whatwillbe,willbe.
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BetsyFindsHerKeys
LetsfollowBetsyassheconductsasearchrst
thewrongway,thentherightway!
3.
TheWay
toSearch
Afewdayslater,sheisabouttoleaveforwork,
whenshecantndherkeys.
Theymustbeinhere,shemutters,andempties
herbriefcaseontheoor.
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Nope.
Shelookseverywhere.
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Hastheshgotthem?
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Urghh!
Shesgoingnuts.
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ItsProfessorSolomon,
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takingastroll.
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Ofcourse,saysBetsy.Iforgotallabouthismethod.
TheTwelvePrinciples!Mykeysarentlost, I am.
Shebeginsbyapplyingthe3Cs.
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ThenitsTailThyself.
Betsyclosesinonthoseelusivekeys.
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DeterminingherEurekaZone.
Exploringit.
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Eureka!
Shesmightypleased.
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Anditsofftowork.
Nexttime,saysBetsy,IlltrytheTwelvePrin
ciples rst.
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AtMy Door
4.
TheArt
ofFinding
Peopleshowupatmydoor,tellmetheyvelostthis
orthatvitalpossession,andpleadwithmetohelp
themndit.
Iaskthem:Whatwastherstthingyoudidwhen
yourealizeditwasmissing?
Theyshrugandreply:Ilookedaroundthehouse
forit.
Ithoughtso,Isay,shakingmyheadsadly.Well,
youcommittedtheBasicBlunder.Neverlookaround
foralostobject.
Thatthrowsthemforaloop.Theystareatmeand
mutter:Dontlookaroundforit?
Youheardme.
ThenwhatamIsupposedtodo?
FollowmeandIllshowyou.
comfortableinalawnchair.
objects.
Butyourejustsittingthere.
Notatall.Imhardatwork.
Thatswork?
Indeeditis.Imtryingtondyourlostobject.
Youare?Buthow?
ByapplyingtheThreeCs:Comfort,Calmness,
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andCondence.Bytheway,whatsizeheaddoyou
have?Wellwanttomakeyouathinkingcap.
Atthispoint,manygrowdubiousandleave.Inever
seethemagain.Othersdecidetostickaround and
learnmymethod.
Ifyouvecomethisfarinthebook,youreobviously
amongthelatter.YouvemasteredtheTwelvePrin
ciples,andarereadynowforacomprehensivelook
attheartofnding.
Thesectionsthatfollowwilldealwithavarietyof
lostobjectsituations.Studythesesections.Become
familiar with the ins and outs of nding. Get a
practicalsenseofwhatitsallabout.
Then, the next time you lose something, you
shouldbeabletonditwithease.Itwillbeasifa
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HowtoProceed
Howshouldyougoaboutusingmymethod?What
specicstepsshouldyoutake,inordertorecover
yourobject?Howexactlyisasearchtobeconduct
ed?
Instead,heiscoolandcollected.Hesitsandponders,
likeapoetlostinreverie.Helistenstomemories,
brainstorms,hunches.Andhesearcheswithcon
dence.
Butmostofall,he appliesthePrinciples.
IfyouproceedasIhaveoutlined,youshouldhave
notroubleintrackingdownyourobject.
Theresnooneanswertothat.Findingisanart;
andeveryFinderdevelopsastyleanapproach
a modus operandiof his own. Moreover, every
misplacementisunique,andmustbesolvedinan
ad hoc fashion. But basically, heres what I tell
people:
Sitdown,makeyourselfcomfortable,takeadeep
breathortwoand ponder.Askyourself:Where is
thatobject?Inwhatobviousplace?Trytorecallor
gureoutitswhereabouts.Andthemosteffective
means of doing that? The Twelve Principles, of
course.Simplygothroughthem,onebyone,and
seewheretheyleadyou.(Ifyouhaventyetmemo
rizedthePrinciples,positionmybookinfrontof
you.Itsbeendesignedtolieat,opentoapartic
ularPrinciplewhileyousipcoffee,think,scratch
yourhead,rereadthePrinciple,stareoffintospace,
sigh,rackyourbrains,etc.)
Whenapossiblelocationpopsintomind,gocheck
itout.Ifitsadud,returntoyourseatandcontinue
asabove.
Remember,yourframeofmindduringthisprocess
iscritical.Anxiety,selfreproach,hasteaFinder
willhavenothingtodowithsuchDefeatFactors.
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TenTips
4.
Oneofthemostcommonrecoveryareasforlost
objectsistheautomobile.Yourobjectmaysimply
belyingonthecarseat,whereyouleftit.Oritmay
have become wedged between cushions, or have
fallenontheoor.Ifyouweretravelinginanauto
mobile,checktheseplaces.(Andremember,check
thoroughly. A cursory examination can be disas
trousaswillbeexplainedinCommonMistakes
toBeware.)
Areyouoneofthosepeoplewholiketosprawlon
thesofa?Andyourwalletwhichyoucarryina
pantspocketismissing?Maybeitfelloutonthe
sofa.Golook.
Itshouldbenotedthatdroppingthingsisnotthe
same as misplacing them: no lapse of memory is
involved.Soifasetofkeyshasfallenfromyour
pocket, or an earring from your ear, most of the
Principleswillnotberelevant.Onethatwillbe,
however,isTailThyself.Simplyfollowyourtrail
aboutthehouse,closelyexaminingtheoor,stairs,
seatcushions,etc.
2.
5.
1.
Toreducethelikelihoodofamisplacement,andto
facilitateanysearchesthatbecomenecessary,keep
yourhomeneatandorderly.Rememberthemaxim:
A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING IN ITS PLACE.
6.
Whatwereyouwearingwhenyoulastremember
havingtheobject?Thinkback,thengosearchthe
pocketsofthoseclothes.Andbemeticuloussearch
every pocket.Theoneyouskipcouldbetheone
youreafter.
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3.
havefounditandleftitwiththecashier.Inthecase
ofinstitutionsschools,communitycenters,the
atresaskiftheyhavealostandfound.
Shouldthisphonesearchprovefruitless(ornotbe
feasible),leavethehouseandreturntotheloca
tionsyouvisitedduringtheday.Ateachofthem
retraceyourstepskeepingasharpeyeoutforthe
object.
Butremember:neitheroftheaboveshouldbere
sorted to prematurely. First search your house
search yourownimmediatesurroundings. Forthats
usuallywhereamissingobjectis. Dont racebackin
apanictothesupermarketonlytodiscoveryour
wallet tucked away in the wrong section of your
purse.
7.
9.
10.
Wherehasthisobjectbeenfoundbefore?Towhat
location does it seem to gravitate? Where has it
turnedupagainandagain?
Routinely,objectsaremislaidinthesameplace
thesameobviousplace.Keysareleftinlocks.Brief
casesincars.Eyeglassesatopheads.
Trylookingtherebefore youransackthehouse.
Objectsdodisappearthankstothieves,traderats,
leprechauns,andthelike.However,suchincidents
areinfrequent;andtheirslightpossibilitymustnot
provide an excuse for abandoning the search. Be
steadfast.Thatdiamondringhassimplybeenmis
laid,andcanbefoundifyouarepersistentand
methodical.
8.
Besureyourenotlookingforaphantomposses
sion:somethingyouhadplannedtopurchasebut
thenneverdid.(Orsomethingyouacquiredina
dream.)
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CommonMistakes
toBeware
Iseethesamemistakesbeingmade,againand again,
inconnectionwithlostobjects.Amongthemare:
ThePanickyPresumption
Pitythepoorsoulwhogoesthroughwastebaskets
orgarbagebagsorevenracestothetowndump!
insearchofsomethingthatsrightwhereitssup
posedtobe.
TheRashAccusation
Whosgotmycoffeemug?(orstaplerornewspa
perorelephant)wedemand,afteronlyasupercial
search.Arashaccusationinwhatwillprobably
proveacaseofmeremisplacement.
TheManiacalSearch
Ourmisplacementthrowsusintoafrenzy;andlike
awildmanwesearchtheentirehouse.Westalk
about, riing through drawers, emptying boxes,
turning things inside outand utterly neglecting
theTwelvePrinciples.
Maniacalsearchesareundigniedandexhausting.
Worseyet,theytendtofail:anagitatedeyewillpass
rightoveritsquarry.
ApplythePrinciples!
MistakenImageofanObject
Ioncehelpedafriendsearchhisbookshelvesfor
a particular book. He had described it to me as
a hardback. So thats what we looked forat
length and in vain. Finally, I grew suspicious of
hisdescription,andbegantoexaminethepaper
backsaswell.Andthereitwas,inplainsight.Our
false image of the book had prevented us from
ndingit.
WildGooseChaseSuspicion
Weareabouttosearchourhouseforanobject.Yet
wesuspectthatitsnotinthehouse,andthatwe
areembarkingonaWildGooseChase.
Sowesearchhalfheartedlycausingustoover
looktheobject.Which convinces usthatitsnotin
thehouse.
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InitialDiscouragement
Wevemisplacedsometinyitemapill,say,ora
screwanditcouldbeanywhereinthehouse.We
considernotevenattemptingasearch.Imnotgo
ingtondit,wemurmur.Thatdarnthings gone
forever.
No!Sayinstead:Itisheresomewhere,andIshall
succeedinfindingit.Why?BecauseIvegotthe
TwelvePrinciples.Principlesthatwork.
immediately intothesearch.(Dontgooffandsurveyother
rooms,lestyoufailtoreturntothisoneaQuickLook
afterall!)
QuickLook
TheQuickLook
Aswesitandponderthewhereaboutsofanobject,
a number of possible sites come to mind. So we
take a Quick Looka mere glanceinto those
nearestathand.Theideaistomoveontomore
promising sites. These initial ones, we tell our
selves,canalwaysbereturnedtoforacloser inspec
tion.
Aharmlessexpedient?Notifitresultsinanover
lookedobject.Forwemay misremember thoseinitial
sites as having been closely inspected, and never
returntothem.
CoolOnceover
NOTE:TheQuickLookisnottobeconfusedwiththeCool
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TheBermuda
TriangleMyth
Canourpossessionsdropoffthefaceoftheearth?
Isthereamysteriousregionintowhichtheyvan
ish,nevertobeseenagain?Dosupernaturalforces
orbeings causethedisappearanceofsomeobjects?
TheTreasureTroveSyndrome
Wehidesomevaluablesinadistinctiveplacea
locationsouniquethatitwillbesuretostickinour
memory.
Ohyeah?
Theyrestillthere.
RingORuption
Wearemakingahouseholdrepair,whenthetele
phonerings.Rushingtoanswerit,wedropthetool
we were using on the rst surface that presents
itself.
Itsstillthere.
PocketGobble
Absentmindedly, we slip something into one of
ourpockets.
Itsstillthere.
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TheHandsFullSituation
LoanOLoss
Returninghomewithgroceries,drycleaning,and
briefcase, we nd our hands full. So in order to
unlockthedoor,wesetdownoneofthoseitems.
Justforasecond.
Itsstillthere.
Weloansomethingtoafriend,thenforgetthatwe
didso.
Shesstillgotit.
BeRightBack
Avariationoftheabove.Ratherthansetsomething
down,westruggletounlockthedoorthenleave
thekeysinthelock,intendingtoreturnimmedi
atelyandfetchthem.
Theyrestillthere.
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Themindwantstobelievethatthingsmysteriously
disappearthat they are spirited away by super
naturalforcesorbeings.But(exceptforthatpilfer
ingleprechaun),itjustisntso.Mostlostobjectsare
somewherenearathandwaitingtobefound.
Yourtaskistondthem.
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TheSlyApproach
Step2
Step1
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HowtoMakea
ThinkingCap
Athinkingcapcanboostyourcondence,andfocus
yourmentalenergies.Hereshowtomakeone.
1.Takeafoldedsheet
ofnewspaperand
locateitscenterline.
Foldtheuppercor
nersdowntomeet
thecenterline.
5.Foldthelowercornersto
thebottomoftheband.
6.Foldtheflapupover
theband.
7.Foldthetopoftheflap
downintotheband.
8.Foldthepeakofthe
capdowntothebottom
oftheband.Tuckitin.
9. Openthecapandflatten
itstop.Foldthepointed
endsdownintotheband.
10.Donthecapand
yourereadyto think.
3.Folditupagainto
createthebandof
thecap.
2.Foldthetopsheetup
tomeetthebaseof
thetriangle.
4.Turnthecapoverand
foldtherightandleft
edgessothatthey
meetatthecenterline.
(Foralargesizecap,
letthemfallaninch
shortofthecenter
line.)
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InspecteveryinchofthatZoneeverynookand
cranny.Checkunderandbehindthings.Anddont
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Andlo,aEurekaStik.Alignitszeromarkwiththe
spotfromwhichtheobjectissuspectedofhaving
beendisplaced.Nowrotatethearrow(seeFigure1).
ThecircledescribedisyourEurekaZone.
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1.Foldalongdottedline.
2.FoldtabAovertabB.
3.Tapethemtogether.
4.Slideattachmentontoendofruler.
5. Tapeitthere.
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TheresaconvenientwaytodetermineyourEureka
Zone; and thats by using a EurekaStik. Theyre
easytomakeallyouneedisanordinaryruler,the
attachment on the next page, scissors, and tape.
Startbycuttingouttheattachment.Then:
Figure1
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EurekaStik
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InPrincipleTenwelearnedabouttheEurekaZone
thatlimitedareainwhichdisplacedobjectstend
tobefound.Itwasdescribedasacirclewhosecen
teristheoriginallocationoftheobject,andwhose
radiusiseighteeninches.
.........................................................................................................................................................
Eureka!
befooledbyverticaldisplacementchecktheoor,
too.(Seenote.)
Remember,yourEurekaStikcanbehelpful,butits
notamagicwand. How yougoaboutsearchingis
whatwillmakethedifference.
NOTE: Thateighteeninchesassumesasimplecaseofhori
zontal displacement. But a vertical displacement may be
involvedaswell(forexample,agolfballrollingoffadesk
anddroppingtotheoor),followedbyasecondaryhori
zontaldisplacement(theballbouncingoffsomewhere).In
suchcases,usetheformula
EZ =18+ d +bf
where EZ istheEurekaZone, d isthedistancetheobject
drops,and bf isthebouncefactor.(Bouncefactorsrange
from250tozero.Seetablebelow.)
Also,incasesofoversizedobjects(brooms,ladders,surf
boards,etc.),useasearchradiusofeighteen feet. Andfor
missingles,checkvefoldersineitherdirection.
SomeSampleBounceFactors
Object
bf(ininches)
Rubber ball......................................................250
Lemon...............................................................10
Glassheirloom.....................................................0
ThePurloinedLetter
Hidden objectsresemblemisplacedonesinmany
respects,andmaybesearchedforinalikemanner.
TheclassictaleofsuchasearchisThePurloined
LetterbyEdgarAllanPoe.Itgoesasfollows:
TheParispolicearetryingtorecoveracompromis
ingletterthathasbeenstolenfromaroyalperson
age. Believingittobeconcealedinthehomeofa
certaingovernmentofcial,theyundertakeasearch
ofthepremises.
Theirsearchismeticulous.Everysquareinchofthe
apartmentisscrutinized,everyconceivablehiding
place looked into. Drawers are emptiedchairs
are dismantledcushions are probed with long
needles.Theoors,walls,andceilingsareexam
inedwithamicroscope,forsignsofreplastering.
Yetthelettercannotbefound.
C.AugusteDupin,anaristocraticsleuth,isbrought
intothecase.Usinghispowersofanalysis,hecon
ductsasearchofhisownandlocatestheletter
almostimmediately.
Whenhedeliversittothepolice,theyareamazed.
Wherewasit?theywanttoknow.Howcouldtheir
minuteexaminationoftheapartmenthavefailed
touncoverit?
Dupin smiles languidly, and explains that the
ofcialawarethatameticuloussearchwouldbe
conducted for the letterhad resorted to the
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attemptingtoconcealitatall.Instead,theman
hadleftit inplainsight, crumpledupasifunim
portantandthrustcarelesslyintoarack.
Andtherethepoliceignoredit.Afterall,theletter
theywereseekingwouldhavebeencarefullypre
servedandtuckedawayinsomesecretplace.
HadDupinbeenfamiliarwiththeTwelvePrinci
ples,hemighthavetoldtheredfacedgendarmes:
Messieurs,youwerelookingrightatit.
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TheGamesAfoot
InTheManwiththeTwistedLip,SherlockHolmes
isengagedtolocateahusbandwhohasmysteri
ouslydisappeared.Watsongivesthisdescriptionof
Holmessolvingthecase:
A large and comfortable doublebedded room had
beenplacedatourdisposal,andIwasquicklybetween
thesheets,forIwaswearyaftermynightofadventure.
SherlockHolmeswasaman,however,who,whenhe
hadanunsolvedproblemuponhismind,wouldgofor
days, and even for a week, without rest, turning it
over, rearranging his facts, looking at it from every
pointofviewuntilhehadeitherfathomeditorcon
vincedhimselfthathisdatawereinsufcient.Itwas
soonevidenttomethathewasnowpreparingforan
allnightsitting.Hetookoffhiscoatandwaistcoat,
putonalargebluedressinggown,andthenwandered
abouttheroomcollectingpillowsfromhisbedand
cushionsfromthesofaandarmchairs.Withthesehe
constructed a sort of Eastern divan, upon which he
perchedhimselfcrosslegged,withanounceofshag
tobaccoandaboxofmatcheslaidoutinfrontofhim.
Inthedimlightofthelamp,Isawhimsittingthere,
an old briar pipe between his lips, his eyes xed
vacantlyupontheceiling,thebluesmokecurlingup
from him, silent, motionless, with the light shining
upon his strongset aquiline features. So he sat as I
droppedofftosleep,andsohesatwhenasuddenejac
ulationcausedmetowakeup,andIfoundthesum
mersunshiningintotheapartment.Thepipewasstill
betweenhislips,thesmokestillcurlingupward,and
theroomwasfullofadensetobaccohaze,butnothing
remainedoftheheapofshagwhichIhadseenupon
thepreviousnight.
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Awake,Watson?heasked.
Yes.
Gameforamorningdrive?
Certainly.
Thendress....Hechuckledtohimselfashespoke,
hiseyestwinkled,andheseemedadifferentmanto
thesomberthinkerofthepreviousnight.
WhatbetterexampleofsomeoneapplyingtheThree
CsComfort,Calmness,andCondenceashe
beginsahunt!
FreudsFee
AccordingtoFreud,objectsmaybeintentionally
misplaced.We want toforgetwhereweleftthem.
We want tooverlookthem.
InThePsychopathologyofEverydayLife, hedescribes
the unconscious dexterity with which an object
is mislaid on account of hidden but powerful
motives.Thesemotivesinvolvethelowestima
tion in which the lost object is held, or a secret
antipathytowardsitortowardsthepersonthatit
camefrom.
Freudtellsofapatientwhocouldnotndthekeys
to his desk, despite a painstaking search of his
apartment.Sensingthatthelosswasintentional
asymptomaticactthepatienthadhisservant
takeupthesearch.Theservantfoundthekeys.
Thepatientthendelvedintohisunconscious.Why,
hewondered,hadhebeenunabletolocatethekeys?
Whathadbeenhissecretmotive?Coulditrelatesome
howtohistreatmentsessionwithFreud,scheduled
forthefollowingday?
Suddenly,itdawnedonhim.Theirlosshadpre
ventedacertaindrawerfrombeingopenedthe
drawerinwhichthemoneyforhistreatmentwas
kept.Hismotiveforlosingthekeys?Secretrage,he
realized,athavingtopayFreudsohighafee!
Ifyoususpectyourownmisplacementtobeinten
tional,haveafriendjoininthesearch.
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Hrnir
ATrueAccount
ThefollowingletterisfromLarryCallahan, an artist
inSouthernCalifornia,whomIhad introducedto
theTwelvePrinciples:
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DearProfessorSolomon,
Ihadanexperiencerecentlythatinvolvedyourmethod.
Afriendneededarentalcar;andIagreedtodrivehim
totheairporttopickoneup.Ihadsomeerrandsto
runletterstomailatthepostofce,andchecksto
depositatmybanksoIdecidedtodoitallinasin
gletrip.Iplacedthelettersandcheckstogetherinone
pile(awarethatthiswasreckless,buttrustingmyself
toseparatethemattheappropriatemoment),grabbed
mycarkeys,andsetout.
Myrststopwasthepostofce,whereIdepositedthe
lettersinacurbsidemailbox.ThenIpickedupmy
friendandproceededtotheairport.
Attherentalagencyhewentinside,whileIwaitedto
makesuretherewasnoproblem.AsIsatinmycar,I
noticedanaccumulationoftrashontheoor.Why
notputtheseidleminutestouse,Isaidtomyself,and
dosomecarcleaning?SoIgatheredupthetrash
bags,iers,newspapers,andwhatnotanddropped
itintoareceptacleoutsidetheagency.
Myfriendemergedwithasetofkeysandarentalcon
tract.Isaidgoodbyeanddroveoff,headednowformy
bank.
AtthebankIparkedandlookedaboutforthosechecks.
Theywerenowheretobeseen.Frowning,Ichecked
mypockets.Ipeeredintotheglovecompartment.I
pokedaboutontheoorandundertheseat.Alltono
avail.Thecheckshaddisappeared.
I tried not to panic. My anxiety level was rising,
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thoughwhenIrecalledyourmethod.TheTwelve
Principles,Imurmured.Whynotgivethematry?
TherstthatcametomindwasDontlookforit.
movedontoThethreeCsadjustingtheseatto
getcomfortable,takingdeepbreathstocalmmyself,
Igroaned.Itwasobviouswhathadhappened.Ihad
hadknownIwascapableofdoing.Whataridiculous
thingtohavedone!Mychecksweregone,swallowed
upbythepostalsystem.
Butwaitmaybetheywereretrievable.Aleviathan
hadswallowedthem;butmaybeIcoulddescendinto
itsbellyandgetthemback.Itwasworthatry.Our
localpostofceisasmall,friendlyplace.Conceivably,
theywouldtakepityonme.
Tryingtostaycalm,Ireturnedtothepostofceand
explainedtoapostalemployeewhathadhappened.
Otheremployeesgatheredtolisten,andtoshaketheir
checksback?Iasked.Iwastoldthataproceduredid
existforretrievingmail.Iwouldhavetolloutaform,
andpayasmallcharge,foreachitemreturnedtome.
Letsgoforit,Isaid,tryingtosoundjocular.
Firstwelookedthroughthehampersinthebackroom.
outside,openedthemailboxes,andcheckedtheircon
tents.Stillnochecks.
Irackedmybrains.Whereelsecouldtheybe?Think
back.
trashinmycar.
Ono.Thechecksmusthavefallenontheoor,and
beeninwiththetrash.
Thatsit!Icried.Theyreinthetrashcan!
Idescribedthisnewtheorytothepostalemployees.They
begantolookatmefunny.Biddingthemahastyfare
well,Idashedtomycaranddrovebacktotheairport.
AttherentalagencyIgotoutofmycarandeyedthe
emptiedsincemydeparture.
Bythegaragewereapairofrubbishbins.Iapproached
them,hoistedmyselfupononeofthem,andpeered
insideatamassofrubbish.Inthesebinstheagency
emptieditstrash;andinthesebins,Iwasconvinced,
weremychecks.Omy,whatwasItodo?
Icoulddothesensiblethingandadmitdefeat.After
all,thecheckswerereplaceable.Itwouldbetiresome
explainmyblunder,andaskforanewcheck.
Ortheindignitybedamned!Icouldsearchthrough
thebins.
Idecidedtosearch.
Takingadeepbreath,Iclimbedintothebinandsank
quantityofcomputerprintouts;andhaditnotbeen
remainsmixedin,Imighthaveenjoyedasalarkmy
climbedintothesecond.
Incredibly,afterabitofdigging,Ifoundmychecks.
Theywereamongsomecontractformsandcrushed
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WHERE.
NextcameYourelookingrightatit.Iwas?Thechecks
wererightinfrontofme?Iglaredatanemptydash
board.
ThenIrememberedthePrincipleaboutthinkingback.
SoIthoughtback,tryingtopicturewhatIhaddone
TOGETHERWITHTHELETTERS!
cups.IemergedfromthatbinknowingmorethanI
caredtoabouttheunderbellyofthecarrentalbusi
ness.ButIhadmychecks.
WithoutthePrinciplesIwouldneverhavefound them.
Yourmethodisinvaluable,forpeoplelikemewhenwe
dosomethingstupid!Muchthanks.
Yours,
Larry
Theaboveisatestimonial,whichIappreciate.But
itisalsoacautionarytale.Forthetruthisthat Larry
waslucky. Letstakealookathiscase.
Yes,heemergedfromtherubbishbintriumphantly
clutchinghischecks.Theywereinthere.Butthey
couldjustaseasilyhavebeenunderhiscarseat,
betweenthecushions,intheglovecompartment,
orinoneof hispockets.Whilehemayhavelooked
intheseplaces,hedoesnotseemtohavelooked
well.IcheckedIpeeredIpokedabout,hetells
usdescribingasearchthatsoundstomecursory
andincomplete.
Inotherwords,heshouldhavebegunwitha metic
ulous search of his car. Instead, he took a Quick
Look, then succumbed to one Panicky Presump
tionafteranother.Theyreinthemailbox!hecried
no,thetrashcan!no,thebin!Thatoneofthese
longshotshappenedtopanoutdoesnotjustifyhis
failuretohaveeliminatedrstthemorelikelysites.
Descendingintoarubbishbinmustalwaysremain
alastresort.
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5.
Thisand
That
SomeQuotes
Thereisnosuchthingasalostmovieonlymislaid
movies.AndIshallndthem.
MILES KREUGER,FILM HISTORIAN
LastSaturdaymorning,Iconcludedthatthereisnoth
ing harder to nd than a bottle of pancake syrup
reshelvedsixinchesawayfromitsaccustomedspot.
BURTON HILLIS,COLUMNIST FOR BETTER
HOMES AND GARDENS
Havingnothing,nothingcanhelose.
SHAKESPEARE
Whendoesapoormanrejoice?Whenhelosessome
thingandndsitagain.
YIDDISH PROVERB
Thequickestwaytondsomethingyouvelostormis
placedistopurchaseanotherjustlikeit.
MissingLuggage
Ifanairline,railway,orbuslinehaslostyour lug
gage,youandtheycanworktogethertondit.
Forexample,IoncetookatraintoCharlottesville,
Virginia.Tomydismay,mycheckedbaggagefailed
toarrivewithme.TheclerkatAmtrakattempted
totrackitdown;butseveraldayswentbyandstill
nobaggage.Finally,Ihappenedtolookcloselyat
myclaimcheck,andsawthatitread Charlotte. I
pointed this out to the clerk, who contacted the
stationinCharlotte,NorthCarolina.Andyes,my
baggagewasthere.
Anothertime,IarrivedinSantaMonica,California,
bybus;andthebaggageclerkwasunabletonda
pairofboxesIhadchecked.Myheartsank;andI
was resigning myself to never again seeing those
boxeswhenamadhopegrippedme.IaskedifI
mightenterthebaggageroomandlookaboutfor
them.Theclerkallowedmetodosoandthere
weremyboxes,sittingonarack.Somehowhehad
overlookedthem.
IneachcaseIhadfearedtheworst:thedisappear
anceofmystuffintosomeblackholeforluggage.
Yetacooperativeeffortledtorecovery.
GEORGE BERGMAN
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HowNottoLose
Things
Someofusarepronetolosingthings.Friendslaugh
andsay:Hedlosehisheadif itwerentnailedon.
Maybethatsnotsuchabadidea.
Topreventpensfromwalkingaway,bankschain
themtothecounter.Andsomemencarryawallet
thatischainedtotheirbelts.
Ifyourpossessionstendtodriftoff,considertying
themdown.
Themanpicturedbelowsaysheneverlosesany
thing.
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TheLastPlace
Ihadthefollowingconversationwithadentist,as
hecleanedmyteeth:
DENTIST: Doyouknowwherealostobjectalwaysis?
PROF.SOLOMON: Where?
DENTIST: Inthelastplaceyoulook.
PROF.SOLOMON: Youmean,thelastplaceyoudthink
oflooking?
DENTIST: No,thelastplaceyoulook.Becauseassoon
asyoundit,youstoplooking.
PROF. SOLOMON: Thatsprettygood.MayIuseitin
mybook?
DENTIST: Sure.
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AConsumersGuide
toDetectionDevices
KeyBeeper
Attached to your key ring, this device will beep
repeatedly in response to a clapthus revealing
thelocationofyourkeys.Unfortunately,anyclap
willdo;andakeybeepermaygooffunexpectedly.
Lookingforalostobjectdetectiondevice?Consider
thefollowing:
TheFindometer
LarryCallahan(thatartistwhodescendedintoa
rubbishbin)hasdesignedtheabovecontraption.
Heclaimsthatmisplacedobjectsdisturbtheenergy
flowofaroomaphenomenonthathismachine
wouldbeabletodetect.Thehand,hesays,would
rotateinthedirectionofthedisturbance.
HowwouldtheFindometerwork?Byapplyingmod
ernelectronicstofangshui,theancientChineseart
ofgeomancy.
Soundsgood.
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DiviningRods
KneePadsandMinersLamp
Welldiggers,prospectors,treasurehunters,andother
practitionersof dowsingswearbythese.Indthem
unreliable.Still,theyrelightweightandeasytouse.
Gripthehornsrmly.Thenjustwanderaboutuntil
youfeelatwitch.
Diviningrodshavebeenaroundforthousandsof
years. The Egyptians used them to foretell the
future; the Romans located precious metals with
them.
Traditionally,theyarefashionedfromthebranchof
ahazeltree.Aplasticversionmaybefoundinnov
eltyshops.
Butwhyareyoucrawlingabout?Gondacom
fortablechair,andapplythePrinciples!
The MOC
Ifyouvedroppedasmallobjectcontainingiron,
youmightwanttotryaMOC, orMagneticObject
Collector.(Itsbasicallyjustamagnet.)Dragitabout
thegeneralareaofyourloss,untilthe MOC picks
upyourobject.
Canbeattachedtothefamilydog.
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AlternativeMethods
Therearemethodsbesidesmyownforndingalost
object(althoughnoneofthemcanrivaltheTwelve
Principlesforefcacy,reliability,andeaseofappli
cation).Youmightwanttotryoneofthefollowing:
GrandmasPrinciple
AfriendinOntariowrites:
When my grandmother wanted to nd something
thatwaslost,shewouldstopinthemiddleoftheroom
and askherselfoutloud,NowifIwerea(whatever
waslost),wherewouldIgo?Shedmuseonthatone,
andproceedtowherevershedecidedthethingwould
havegonetoandthereitwas!
Hypnosis
HandTremblers
Membersof theNavahotribeconsultaHandTrem
bler.Thequiveringof hishandsleadsthemtolost
objects.
Dreams
Shouldbeadministeredbyaqualiedprofessional.
MemoryElixirs
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StorefrontPsychics
They will employ their mystic powers to locate
yourobject.
SaintAnthony
Oureffortstotrackdownalostobjectbywhat
evermethodaresometimesdoomedtofailure.
Whenthathappens,itmaybetimetoturntoa
HigherPower.
Catholics have traditionally prayed to Saint
Anthony for the restoration of lost objects. A
promiseissometimesmadethatinreturnforhis
servicesa donation will be made to the poor.
These donations are known as Saint Anthonys
Bread.
Childrenchanttherefrain:
SaintAnthony,please,comearound
Somethingsbeenlostandcantbefound.
SaintAnthonymayalsobecalleduponincasesof
lostfaith,hope,orlove.
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HashevatAveida
TheTalmudcontainsasetoflawsregardinghashe
vataveida,orthereturnoflostobjects.Essentially,
a person is bound to returnor make a serious
attempttoreturnanylostobjecthehasfound.
Normayheacceptarewardforthisservice.
Thereare,ofcourse,exceptionsandcomplications.
Thedutyiswaivediftheobjectsownercanbeex
pectedtohavegivenuphopeforitsreturn.Andone
mustbesuretheobjectwaslost.Iftherearesigns
of its having been deliberately left where found,
thentheobjectmustnotberemovedsincetodo
sowould cause itsloss.
Butthebasicideaisthatndersare not keepers
inorderthatlosersnotbeweepers.
This mitzvah (commandment,obligation,gooddeed)
hasledtotheestablishmentinJewishcommunities
of special bulletin boards, on which people who
havelostorfoundsomethingmayputupnotices.
One such bulletin board in Jerusalem is a city
blocklong!
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AZen Koan
Wannamoho
Amonkhadmisplacedhisricebowlsomewhere
inadarkroom.Hewasgropingabouttheroomin
searchofit,whentheabbotofthemonasterycame
in and asked what he was doing. The monk
explained.
Iwouldliketoconcludewithatale.ItsaboutLone
Cloud,andhowhelearnedthatsomelostobjects
shouldstaylost!
Whydontyougooutsideandlookforit?saidthe
abbot.Theresmorelightoutthere.
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OnedayLoneCloudgotlostintheforest.Onandon
hewalked,surethathewouldsooncomeuponapath.
Buttheforestgrewdenser,theshadowsdeeper.Now
andagainrosethecryoftheravenaneeriesoundin
thispathlessplace.AndLoneCloudbegantofeelanx
ious.
Imtrulylost,hethought.
Thentheforestcametoanend;andLoneCloudfound
himselfdescendingintoavalley.Onlygrassgrewin
stream.
Ashewalkedalong,LoneCloudwassurprisedbywhat
hesawscatteredinthegrass.Foreverywherewerearti
clesofdailylifebows,arrows,traps,pots,bowls,balls,
whistles,bracelets,cloaks,moccasins.
WhereamI?heaskedthewisestofcreatures.
InWannamoho,saidtheraven,theValleyofLost
Things.Strewnaboutyouarethemissingpossessions
ofyourpeople.
Ourmissingpossessions?
Yes.Theyhavebeencominghereforcountlessgen
erationseversincetherstofyourancestorsmislaid
something.
Buthowdotheygethere?
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Theyarebroughtbythe WindThatLaughs.Themo
mentsomethingisgivenupforlost,helaughsand
waftsittothisvalley.
LoneCloudwhohadneverheardof Wannamoho
gazedaboutinwonder.TheValleyof LostThings!And
embroidered,ithadcontainedanepipeandpowerful
tobacco. Howpreciousthatpouchhadbeentohim,
andhowhewouldlikeitback!
ThepouchImislaiditishereinthisvalley?
Itis.
withme.
Iwouldntdothat.YourpouchbelongsnowinWan
you.
ravenleadhimtohispouch.
uttereddowntothegrass.LoneCloudcamerunning
overandtherewashislostpouch.
Aha! he cried, grabbing it up. He opened it and
beheldhispipeandtobacco.Amazingly,thetobacco
wasstillpungent.
Pleased to have regained his pouch, Lone Cloud
departedfrom thevalleyandwanderedtheforest.At
lasthecameuponapath,andbyduskwasbackathis
hut.
Thatnighthelledthepipeandsmokedit.Andhe
was pufng away and murmuring pleasurably and
thinkingthatthisindeedwashowtospendhiseve
nings(andmaybehisdays,too)whenhishutcol
lapsedabouthim!
Dazed,LoneCloudcrawledoutoftheruins.Andhe
wondered:Couldthisbethatbadluckofwhichthe
ravenhadwarned?
ThenextdayLoneCloudwasgatheringnutswhen
thegroundopenedandheplungedintoabeartrap!
Bruisedandabashed, heclimbedout. Morebadluck?
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Andthenextdayhewokeupitching.Arashcovered
hisbodypoisonivy.
warnedmethatreclaimingmypouchmightbringbad
luck.Andsoithas.
LoneCloudsearcheduntilhefoundtheraven,perched
inanoak.Youwereright,hesaid.Ihavebrought
badluckuponmyself.TellmewhatImustdotoget
ridofit.
ThepouchmustgobacktoWannamoho,saidthe
raven.Onlythenwillthisbadluckleaveyou.
SoLoneCloudroamedtheforest,lookingfortheVal
leyofLostThings.Hewantedtoreturnthepouchto
wherehehadfoundit.Buttryashemight,hecould
notlocatethatstrangevalley.
WhatamItodo?hegroaned.Untilthispouchis
backinWannamoho,misfortunewillhoundme.
Returningtotheruinsofhishut,hefoundtheraven
perchedthere.Wisestofcreatures,saidLoneCloud,
Ilookedandlooked,butcouldnotndWannamo
ho.
Itishardtond.
couldtakeitbackforme?saidLoneCloud,holding
outthepouch.
Ono,saidtheraven.
ThenwhatamItodo?
Gohelpthebeaver.
draggingatreeintothewater.
Letmehelpyou,hesaidtothemostindustriousof
creatures.
Icouldusesomehelp,saidthebeaver.Come,lend
meahand.
draggingthemtotheriver,andbuildingadam.The
workwasstrenuous,andLoneCloudwantedtoquit.
Buthewasdeterminedtodoastheravenhadadvised.
Finally,thebeaverthankedhimandswamoff.Lone
Cloudsighedwithrelief.Hewastiredandhungry;it
wastimetogohomeandeat.Helookedaboutforhis
pouch.
whereexactlyhecouldntrecall.
Wheresthatpouch?criedLoneCloud.
Upanddowntheriverhesearchedforit.Heseemed
torememberhavingleftitunderabushbutwhich
bush?Foralongtimehesearched,butwithoutsuccess.
Finallyhegaveup,ploppedtotheground,andsatthere
frowning.Awindrustledinthetrees.
Butthenhisfrowndissolved,andagleamenteredhis
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eye.Forherealizedhehadlostthepouchagain.
AndthatmeantitwasbackinWannamoho.
LoneCloudjumpedforjoy,gladtobefreeoftheill
luckthathadplaguedhim.
AFinalWord
Ihopethisbookhastaughtyouhowtolocatewhat
youlose.
Ifithas,enteryournameonthecerticate.Youare
nowaFinder,notaLoser.Youareamasterofthe
right waythe effective wayto search for lost
objects.
Remember,lostobjects can befound.They want
tobefound.Andthey will befoundbySYSTEMATIC
SEARCHERS.
Searchersforwhomndingthingsisnotachore,
butachallenge.
Searchers whoinstead of ransacking their own
housesitdown,dontheirthinkingcap,takeasip
oftea,halfclosetheireyes,andmurmur:
Allright,thegamesafoot!
Searcherslikeyourself.
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Professor Solomon
Certi
cate of Prociency
AlsobyProfessorSolomon:
HowtoMaketheMostofaFlying
SaucerExperience
AcomprehensiveandentertainingguidetoUFOs.
Includestalesofcontactees,factsabouttheSpacePeople,
andnumerousillustrations.Plus,ProfessorSolomonstips
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byProfessorSolomon
Atlast,theunknownJapan.ThetraditionalJapan.The
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TheBookofKingSolomon
AlifeofKingSolomon,writtenbyhiscourthistorian!
TranslatedandAnnotatedbyProfessorSolomon
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