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Seinfeld-OBrien Speech Satire
Seinfeld-OBrien Speech Satire
I have a dream that the white man will rise above our opponents
identified in my book, The Game.
The major players in The Big Game include the Mongols, the
Mexicans, the Homosexuals, the Jews, the Blacks, and the Dentists.
The Mongols steal our jobs in the tech industry, the Mexicans steal
our jobs in farming, the Homosexuals threaten the nature of human
sexuality and marriage, the Jews steal our money through their
Zionist occupied government, and the black man brings drugs into our
oppressed white minority communities. Lets not forget that the
Dentists sullied our pure, white dentist offices with their dirty
Penthouse magazines, from which they get their perverted fantasies
of violating us in the dentist chairs. They should have their own
schools, segregated from the rest of the pure, superior Aryan race.
We must not allow our superior race to be taken over by these scum.
The perfection of our race must not mix with these deviants. The
beauty of our planet has even been marred by them. Astroturf? You
know whos responsible for that, dont you? The Jews! Ah, the Jews
hate grass. They always have, they always will.
Lets make hate mongering and fascism popular again! Lets take
back our race, our planet, our history, our country! Seig Heil!
-Donald OBrien
Head of the Aryan Union