~ = < EEOC ¥ A Calvin and Hobbés Collection by Bill WattersonWEIRDOS FROM ANOTHER PLANET: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection by Bill Watterson Andrews and McMeel ‘AUsieral ress Secale Compeny ‘Kansas City © New YorkCalvin ancl Hobbes is syndicated internationally by Universal Prese Syndicate, Weirdos from Another Planet! copyright © 1990 by Universal Dress Syndicate Allrights reserved. Printed in the United States of America. No part of this book may be used of reproduced in any manace whatsoever without written permission except in the case of reprints in the context of reviews. For information write Andrews end McMee!, a Universal Dress Syndicate Company, 4900 Main Street. Kansas City, Missouri 64112, ISBN: 0-8362-1862-0, library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 89-82501 ATTENTION: SCHOOLS AND BUSINESST- Andres and McMeel books are available at quantity discounts with bulk purchase for educations, business, or sales promotions usc. For information write to: ‘Special Sales Department, Andrews and McMeel, 4500 Main Street, Kansae City, Missouri 64112.SOMETIMES T THINK THE SUREST SIGN THAT INTELLIGENT LIFE EXISTS ELSEWHERE IN THE UNWERSE 1S THAT NONE OF IT HAS TRIED TO CONTACT US.‘WOBBES, QUICK! CLOSET DONT HAVE] ROSALIN'SCOME IN, ROSALYN! TM, SOR! HE DIDNT. ee CALVIN HADNT LET YOU IH,HEU, DOOR? AT THE TONE, | BAD NEMS, CALVIN, YOUR‘HELLO 7H, CHARLIE, THANKS, wes TS ISCANINGN | AFTER. JE DUNPS. Hed CALLING. YEA, THIS, CTMER PRONE! LISTEN TOME! | yryiy y SURE we MLE FREAK'S. DRIVING ME. hie seat reas A SADISTIC 7 COTE WAL SMa? Net "aD HATERS DONT BR WRNext period you'll be. so conered with mat burns. youll need skin grafts! Wate ta! See ya then, Twinky. Hey, Calvin, quess what were doing if gym today. Were weestling! cat PHYSICAL EDUCATION |S WHAT NON LEARIN FROM HAVING YOUR FACE 1H SOMEDNES ARMPIT RIGHT BEFORE LUNCH, ite 2WERE HOME! ) HOW WAS ) AND & FIVE (SiG) HERE | ] SHE'S Gor A. WL ROSALYN. J CALVIN ‘DOLLAR NONANICE ) YOUARE. TONIGHT?KAPHIINGGG / 1M THE BLINK OF AN EVE, A's CAWIN, THE HUMAN | HE'S 165.000 MILES Aah! LIGHT PARTICLE ! \ .. a Pe [_— aoe bh Bot oe oo Bet 100 ree Pree Byrne NOTHING IN THE UNIVERSE 4S FASTER THAN CALNEHUGH AS T LOVE MY THAT'S WHEN YOu GAT THE CUOCGLATE. FROSTED CRUNCHY] | LEFTOVER. MILK THAT'S ALL ‘SUGAR BONES, TWE BEST SLUDGY FROM THE EXTRA meq— PRET ISAPTER |] SUGHR YOU ADDED. i 3 2 i iA cnr(HUAT'S. YOUR, MY TAIL? Erma rns nen tewcee Yea. WHY GEE, TM NOT DO TIGERS REALY re. NEEO TAILS? T GUESS JST BECAUSE THEYTL THINK RITUALS ARE IMPORTANT, AY FAVORITE. RITUAL 1S EATING THREE BOWS OF “CHOATE FROSTED SUGAR BOMBS" AND WATCHING TY CARTOONS ALL SKTURDAY MORHING, [AFTER A FEN HOURS, TM SO] OVERSTIMULATED _T CAN'T ‘SORT OF AN Yen, T TRANSCENDENTAL) RORIEVE:® EXPERIE LONER, Cases |WEY, CALVIN! GUESS HAT TIME IT IS! WTS. AVERY SEG TIME ! YOU KNOW HON OLD PEOAE, ALWANG ‘WRITE, TO DEAR. ABBY, COMPLAINING. THAT THEIR KIDS, WEMER WRITE, CALL OR VISIT? THOSE LETTERS. REMI CRACK Me UP.SOMEBOD!'S ALWANS TELLING A YOURE Lucie! YOURE YOU WHAT TO 90 OR WHAT — ES A TWGER. é| MoT TO 00. "DO THis” VEY, LOOK! WOM AND DAD ARE | [AT LAST: FINALLY HE GET | | RUAT ARE YoU DOING UP HERE | [ON WACATION! |) NITH You AND | NAN t ak Chaat Fag WANESHATTING MOSQUITOES WHILE LING FROZEN AND CRAMPED: ON BUMPY ROCKS, WITH HO TW _ANO ONLY CANNED FOOD ci] TO EAT, 'S NOT IY DER OF & GOOD TIME !REMEMBER LAST YEAR, WHEN | [WITHOUT QUESTION, THAT NAS. AT RAINED ALL WEEK? \T JONE OF THE HORST EXPE- RIENCES OF MY LIFE.ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HIM.UP AT DANN! FRESH ALR! TRANQUILITY! NO DEMANDS., THE WHOLE DAY 1S ORE'S Gal ‘SH THIS GREAT? (gn TH'S| SSPACEMAN SPIFF, A PRISONER Ot THE 206 SLAVE GALLEY, PLANS: MIS DARING OVERBOARD ESCAPE !WIMOUT THE STREETUGHTS ‘OR POLLUTION HERE, 17 SEEMS)SEE? SEE? LOOK, MOM! THE WATER'S OP TO MY KHEES! ‘SEE? LOOK WHERE THE WATER 1S 1DAS PRINTING A PICTURE, ‘BAT ITS NOT COMING OUT SO WOT, AND HE'S {KA REALLY ‘STNEN Med. TT's UKE, 1 ASKED HIM ORE LITTLE GWES- TON AND VE NEARLY BIT MH WEAD OFF! 1 MEAS, IT'S NOT JS 7 RUMED HIS Loust PICTURE, RIGHT? KIN SHAND.. y Mee Vast , ‘a 2TERE'S NOTHING | THAT'S SORT OF THE POINT, | SOMETIMES ONE SHOULD YOURE “WRHAT LIKE 1S: TO 00 VERE DONT YOy THINK? ITS GOOD | JUST LOOK AT THINGS AND | | CERTAINLY | "HEN YOU'RE TO STOP RUNNING AROUND. | THINK ABOUT THINGS, WUTHOUT DaUMF THINGS. ‘ON THATWOM, CAN HOBBES COME WN SWIMMING WITH ME ? B FRANKLY, I'M MOT SURE YOUR MOM KNOWS So MUCH ABOUTOk CALVIN, START PACKING J UP, WERE Goins WOME - +100K AT At e ) 1S LE IN wu _ “ai TIGERS TUMMIES } YEAH, ARE SOLAR CELLS, { RIGHT. — ‘ ok .— NOT EVEN A WEE BIT? JUST A SHIDGEN T You A Lite Wor? | IT SEEMS WARM TOME. ARENTSUSIE, QUICK GET HELP? SHEEN ee MY ‘SANDBOX Wcalvin wi HOBDES TAG! T FEEL Sick AT TWOIN THE || Going To GET ME UP AT 2. RRNING? THIS HOUR, HE'D BETTER,T THINK THE WORST OF t a YECCHAH.! TERE 1S NOTHING| THIS IS OVER, SO NST r _ Ib, WORSE THAN A SICK ROOM: TRA TO GET SOME SLEEP, iy i m MATE! FACE THAT WAY!AT'S. SCARY BEING SICK. ESPECWALLY AT NIGHT, FWUAT IF SOMETHING 15 AEA! WRONG WITH ME, AAD D KAYE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL 2? ‘WHAT (F THEY STICK, ME FULL OF TURES AND HOSES? WHAT IF THEY WANE TO OPERATE? WHAT IF THE OPERATION FAIS? WHAT] WF THIS (SHY... LIST NGHT. ALIE 2?FEELING ee SETER WS |} 1 GUESS ID BETTER MAKE‘0 LONG, CALVIN. YOU NOTHING LIKE A. WERE A GOOD PATIENT THIS TIME,é w Hs A 0 x 3 Z CalyWY AN THE AML WAITING IN THE POURING BAN FOR THE, Stoo Bus TO TAKE ME SOMEWHERE T DONT Bren We our ToGo? rEACH DAY T COUNT THE HOURS | T ALWAYS HAVE TO POST OULD Yo0 Sten, UNTIL SCHOOLS ONER. THEN I . | TAS PARENTAL, COUNT WE DAYS UNTIL THE EXCUSE TO.GET *HEEKEND, TWEN 1 COUNT THE ‘Me QUT OF THE WEEKS UNTIL THE MONTH IS. = NEXT li YENS| OVER, AND THEN THE HONTHS UNTIL SUMMER. \ oy, Sy Kl 5° ‘OUR MERO DESPERATELY HOPES SIVvIN “HObbES Gamez) SEE ] hen Seo Cc Ree PREPARES To EXPLORE QUEPECTEDLY, SAEF'S| ame) FIeST_ STEP SENDS as Wy CARE RUG, : = Wowie THE Sit? Pars WIR PRACTICE, FR HERO Soe NDS HE CAR BOUND EFFORTLESSLY ROSES : THE DRDSCAPE Kot vy a EA BLS,HEC SUSIE, DiD YOU HAVE. ANN TROUBLE WITH OUR MATH HOME'NORK, LAST NIGHT? THANES. WHAT DID YOU GET FOR GUESTION ONE ? T CHECK MY ANSWERS: ‘WITH YOURS ?LOOK AT THIS ONE. HE'S AND AF YoU PUT AN GBSTACLE| | L_WUST CANT. CARRYING A CRUMB THAT'S | IN FRONT OF WIM, HELL ADENTVEN ITH BIGGER THAN HE 1S, AND | SCRAMBLE LIKE CRAZY THAT KINO OF HE'S RUNHING. UNTIL HE GETS ACROSS IT. HE DOESNT LET ANNTHING EVER SIT AND WATCH ANTS ?AUST THINK, EARTH WAS A CLOUD OF DUST 45 BILLION Tonnes ee S BILLION YEARS AeO, THE Nae I 1988, THE ACME OF FIRST GACTERIA APPEARED: THEN | THERE'S ME EVOLUTION. CAWE SEA LIFE , DINOSAURS, BIRDS, MAMMALS, ANO, FINALLY, JA MILLION YEARS AGO, MANan HODES Calvin\F DAD'S. GOING TO BE Sud) JA GROUGA, T FIGURE TLL MUST GO LINE ON THE OTHER! SIDE QF THE PLANET.DONT 1 Look COOL? NOW I CAN FIGHT CRIME WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING MC TRUE IDENTITY!CALVIN, TAKE OFF YOUR CALVIN? WHO'S. OUTFIT BEFORE Ya) SIT AY THE. TABLE, OK?Wow SAID T CANT 60 OUTSIDE UNTIL 1 FIHISH MY HOMEWORE | AF You'll HELP ME, TL BE DONE FASTER. WAAT'S FIVE PLUS SENEN ? THEN WRITE, DONT WEY, THATS A TRUE ANSWER, Bet? 1 WED GENER HATE A LOOK AT OUR PRODIGYT'S HOMEHORKWANT TO 60 PLAY OUTSIDE? YOu HATE THIS SHOW. LETS GO OUT. WIT HE, AND POR ALL WE CARED, I COULD WATCH TY UNTIL. MY BRAINS.WELL DAD, 'RE'RE RIGHT DOWN || TT SEEMS YOU'RE JUST NOT) IF YOU WANT SOME ADVICE, LIKEABLE ENOUGH. THOSE | TD SUGGEST YOU Do Some: POLLED CONTINUE TO FIMD | THING EXTRAORDINARILY {OU A OLD FISH. ANKEABLE IM THE NEXT Two MINUTES... VonTEN... FIFTEEN... SIX. TRENT! THO... aYOU_OONT KOH WHAT TS UWE TO GET UP ON THESE. COLD, DARK MORNINGS AND WAVE TO GO SOMEPLACEFORGET 1, MOE. T UST GOT ON. You HAVE TO WATT. YOUR TURN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE T XGEP FORGETTING TWAT RULES ARE ONLY FOR LITILE NICE. PEOAE,TM LOSING THE GAME, BUT: WINNING AN AMBULATORY ADILTHOOD.HEX, SUSIE, CAN T BORROW YOUR BLACK CRAYON? OK, BUT DowT BREAK IT, AND DONT PEEL THE PAPER OFF, AND COLOR WITH ALL. SIDES OF IT SO IT STAYS GEEZ, WHY On IT? DONT you | RUIN tat ATTACKING A | Ne CRAYON TAKE OUT AN | CRRCON. WHAT} | BLACK FOREST] BARK. INSURANCE J ARE YOU CAMPGROUND POMC DRAWING AY MIDINGHT. BLACK BEARS | GIVE MEWEY! WHATS THIS SIVFF | |RICE? LET fw MY SOUP?” YECCHH! 1S Tis RICE 24 IT HRD _— Be! look! THese | [7 DWNT PuT | ANOTHER LOVELY J WELL, HE'S LWME ue |] no RICE AN. } W MEAL AT Howe: | EATIAG WT TWNGS! SEE, THOSE ARE THITH MY Fatt THERE'S RICE cok WISH MY 208, 1M MY SOUP! T HATE RICE!fT MUST BE ANFUL TO BE A GIRL, REAL, IF YORE A GIRL, WHAT WOULD MAKE YO GO ON LING 7 ‘THE THOUGHT OF AAERK LIKE YOY BEGGING ONE OF US FOR A DATE WHEN YOU'RE I7.TE TYRANNOSAURUS STALKS | | THE S-TOM CARNWOROUS = BESIDES, THE, TE CRETACEOUS SHORES! | | LIZARD CAN RUN FASTER. BLOOD. CURDLING. TAN. A CHARGING RAING! ROAR OF ITS MOM... WHAT OULD BE MORE. WORRIEVING ?BE, tt Yea [VIN HObbE 5 caWhen I gRoW vp, T WANT to FE ON INVENTOR, Piast 2 will INVENT a tiME MACHINE. Ate AF ThEN Tit coMe back aNd take MYSELF and skip +His fo YestERddy fo toMoRROW dUMb ASSTQNMEMT. LiOW FoR HERVENS VoMMM, TM HOME WHAT'S THE | SOMETIMES FROM SCHOOL! OPEN | |MATTER? IT THE, POOR FOR ME, ‘OK? | | HASNT LOCKED,BOY, TM IN A BAD MOOD TODAY! EVERYONE HAD BETTER STEER CLEAR. OF ME! T WATE ZVERYBQDY! AS FAR AS T'M CONCERNED, EVERNONE ON THE PLANET CAN JUST DROP BEAD, PEOPLE ARE SCUM, WELLL? necsyt AWYONE WANT To CHEER ME UP 22> Noy 5TLL GET A PET BOG WOULDVE GOTTEN OUT OF MN WAN.WATCH OUT, MOM. TM IN A BAD MOD. HAPH TLL Ber KY B/OZORICAL | Kid, ANYONE #U7") YEAH, RycHT! MOTHER WOULDYE BOUGHT ME | YOUR BIOLOGICAL | REALLY, Hod] A-GOMIC BOOK AND MADE ME | MOTHER MOULDE | MUCH DID REL BETTER, 'NSTEAD_OF LEFT YOU TO THE | You PAY y SHUNNING BE LiKE Yoo.T WISH IT WOULD SHOW EIGHT FEET IN THE NEXT FINE MINUTES SO HE'D LOSE SCHOOL. CMON, SNOW! SNOW SHON SHOW SNOW! SHOR ‘SNOW SNOW SHOW!' “eT Do Ou THINK GOD: i iets Yu Co HSNMI DAD! ITs ME, |] CALVIN, TM AT WORK! | ok,DAD. TL Just STAY [Ri@HT, QlcHT. THIS 16 THE CAWIN, WILL L DON'T HAVE TIME TO TELL] HERE QUIETIN GROMING UP STORY GF THE HYDRAULIC PUMP You TELL MEA || You ASTORY Mow! TM | AP AN UNBELIEVABLE RATE. [(Fig 1), THE MNCL SHAFT FLANGE VERY BUSY! GET OFF THE | NEVER SPENDING HuGk SPECIAL |(Fig 2), AND THE EVIL PATENT PHOWE. 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