NNU CHRISTMAS MEDLEY

(1ST SONG TO THE TUNE of HOTLINE BLING BY DRAKE)

You used to call me on my

You used to
You used to
You used to call me on the ward phone
Late at night when you need my HELP
You used to call me on the ward phone
Late at night when you need my HELP
And I know when this cheap phone rings
That it can only mean one thing
And I know when this cheap phone rings
That it can only mean one thing
(SOUND EFFECT PHONE RINGS)
(NEXT SONG TO THE TUNE OF HELLO BY ADELE)

Hello from the labour ward

I must have kicked a thousand times
To tell you that I am in fetal distress
By the time I called you
You were too late, my heart was depressed.
Hello its Dr. Brahim,
Its so typical of me to check if you are OK
How is the ABG?
Did you ever think to give a bolus or is it just
me?
Its no secret that the both of us are running
out of time

(sound effect)
(next song to the tune of jingle bells)

Oh ET Tube, UVC, and a yellow IV

ODonoghue is coming, wont you help me!
Oh ET Tube, UVC, and a yellow IV
ODonoghue is coming, wont you help me!
Dashing through the ward
With a Grade 3 MSL
For the poop we go
Suctioning all the way
HAHAHAHA
Nurse Agard wants you stat
Shes holding baby upside down
And now the babys flat
Oh ET Tube, UVC, and a yellow IV
ODonoghue is coming, wont you help me!
Oh ET Tube, UVC, and a yellow IV
ODonoghue is coming, wont you help me!
HEY!!

(NEXT SONG to the tune of MAMACITA BY SHARLENE BOODRAM)

OH la la la Oh la la la Dr. Boodram
We ketch yuh venting de 24 weeker
Doh worry Doh worry
We ketch yuh in a hurry
Cause you didnt want nobody to see
OH la la la Oh la la la Dr. Brahim
We ketch yuh pulling de tube off de premie
Doh worry Doh worry
Nurse Gita in a hurry
So back on de vent for he!
OH la la la Oh la la la Dr. Barry
Yuh ketch we drinking we hot hot coffee
So hurry So hurry
We very very sorry,
We forget to check de ABGs

NEXT SONG . 12 days of NICU

12 DAYS OF NICU
(to the tune of 12 days of Christmas)

On the 1st day of NICU my consultant gave to

me
An ET Tube in a premie
On the 2nd day of NICU my consultant gave to
me
2 IV accesses and an ET Tube in a premie
On the 3rd day of NICU my consultant gave
to me
3 ABGs, 2 IV accesses and an ET Tube in a
premie
On the 4th day of NICU my consultant gave
to me
4 blood cultures, 3 ABGs, 2 IV accesses and
an ET Tube in a premie
On the 5th day of NICU my consultant gave
to me
5 ward rounds, 4 blood cultures, 3 ABGs, 2 IV
accesses and an ET Tube in a premie
On the 6th day of NICU my consultant gave
to me
6 vents are set, 5 ward rounds, 4 blood
cultures, 3 ABGs, 2 IV accesses and an ET
Tube in a premie
On the 7th day of NICU my consultant gave
to me

7 sections waiting , 6 vents are set, 5 ward

rounds, 4 blood cultures, 3 ABGs, 2 IV
accesses and an ET Tube in a premie
On the 8th day of NICU my consultant gave
to me
8 babies fitting, 7 sections waiting , 6 vents
are set, 5 ward rounds, 4 blood cultures, 3
ABGs, 2 IV accesses and an ET Tube in a
premie
On the 9th day of NICU my consultant gave
to me
9 ward reviews, 8 babies fitting, 7 sections
waiting , 6 vents are set, 5 ward rounds, 4
blood cultures, 3 ABGs, 2 IV accesses and an
ET Tube in a preemie
On the 10th day of NICU my consultant gave
to me
10 HYPO babies, 9 ward reviews, 8 babies
fitting, 7 sections waiting , 6 vents are set, 5
ward rounds, 4 blood cultures, 3 ABGs, 2 IV
accesses and an ET Tube in a premie
On the 11th day of NICU my consultant gave
to me
11 lines are leaking, 10 HYPO babies, 9 ward
reviews, 8 babies fitting, 7 sections waiting ,
6 vents are set, 5 ward rounds, 4 blood

cultures, 3 ABGs, 2 IV accesses and an ET

Tube in a premie
On the 12th day of NICU my consultant gave
to me
12 audits waiting,
11 lines are leaking,
10 HYPO babies,
9 ward reviews,
8 babies fitting,
7 sections waiting ,
6 vents are set,
5 ward rounds,
4 blood cultures,
3 ABGs,
2 IV accesses
and an ET Tube in a premie