Behavioral Analysis of a Bradley

1. Bradleys, when they win a game of foosball, typically destroy a

scarecrow in celebration of their feat.
2. A typical Bradley, when offended, assumes the fetal position until
reconciliation
3. A Bradley will always perk up at the sight of sweets; use this to
your advantage.
4. Bradleys prefer to sleep in lofty places that are fairly neat.
5. Bradleys are quick to make Bradley noises
6. A typical Bradley will always have the upper hand in a game of
foosball, even if you win.
7. Do not antagonize a Bradley with monkey noises, this will only
provoke him to be more Bradley
8. Do not say Fooz to a Bradley! The consequences WILL be
disastrous.
9. A Bradley will do all in his power to please you, whatever the
costs.
10.
Bradleys are very obedient
11.
A Bradleys favorite activites are climbing, eating sweets,
nippleback, dancing like a crazy man, vaulting off chairs while
simultaneously deleting songs from their iTunes, and general
Bradley shenanigans.
12.
Bradleys, when fetching something for you, will hand it to
you and simultaneously fart.