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at your flatmate and say
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in disgust, Are you still
here?
Create an imaginary
cat for a pet. Talk
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After two weeks
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say that your cat is
missing. Accuse your
flatmate of having done
something to it.
Smile all the time. This
can be very disturbing.
Leave memos on your
flatmates bed saying
things like, I know it was
you.
When someone knocks
on the door, answer the
phone.
Stop talking and just
communicate in sign
language.
Have a very loud
conversation on the
phone for three hours
with an imaginary friend.
Keep saying, Yes, yes, I
know.
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to annoy vb
Order six pizzas. Then,
to irritate
when the pizza delivery a flatmate n
someone who shares a flat with you
guy comes, deny any
say in disgust exp
something in a tone of
knowledge of the pizzas, say
voice that shows you dont like
refuse to pay, and blame something
disturbing adj
your flatmate.
worrying; alarming
a memo n
Every time you go past
a note
your flatmate mutter,
sign language n
form of communication that
You shouldnt have done ainvolves
using your hands
that.
the pizza delivery guy n
the person who takes pizza to your
Pretend to be asleep and house from a restaurant
to deny any knowledge
talk loudly.
of something exp
Run into the living room
to say that you know nothing about
and tell your flatmate that atosituation
mutter vb
his bed is on fire. Then,
to speak in a low, soft voice
to pretend vb
calmly sit down and wait to act as if something is true even
though it isnt
for him to come back.

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