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- Wow. - What?
G th?
Your Visa bill is huge.
Ha n Visa ca cu khng l qu!
Give me that.
a cho t.
You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great.
Linda trng rt tuyt.
- Why won't you go out with her again? - I don't know.
- Ti sao cu ko hn h vi c ta? - T ko bit.
Is this still about her whole...
C phi l...
..."The Flintstones could have really happened" thing?
...th nh l "hiu ng nh Flintstones" ?
It's not just that.
Ko n gin th.
It's just, I want someone who does something for me...
T cn ai tht c bit vi t...
...you know, who gets my heart pounding...
...ngi c th khin tim t p mnh.
...who makes me, uh...
Ngi bin t ....
Little play things with yarn?
... thnh th tiu khin ?
What?
Sao?
Could you want her more?
Cu c th theo ui c y m?
Who?
Ai?
Who? Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening!!
Dee, vy c chuyn g vi b c ma mai kia!!
Who?
Ai?
Look, I am totally, totally over her, okay?
Nghe ny, T hon ton qun c y ri.
- I just... Hi. - Hi. Coffee?
- Hi! - C ph nh?
- No, we're fine. - Okay.
- Ko, chng t ri. - Okay.
Shut up.
Im i!
No.
Khng.
Okay, so now we draw cards.
Okay, gi ta rt bi.
So I wouldn't need any, right? Because I have a straight.
T ko cn. T c snh ri.
- Oh, good for you. - Congratulations.
- Oh, hay lm! - Chc mng!
Okay, Pheebs, how many do you want?
Pheebs, cu cn bao nhiu l?
Okay, I just need two. The 10 of spades and the six of clubs.
T ch cn 2 l. L 10 bch v l 6 nhp.
No, uh, Pheebs, you can't do that.
Ko, cu ko th...
I have the 10 of spades. Here, you want it?
T c l 10 bch y.
Thanks.
Cm n!
Uh, no, see, uh, you can't do that.
Ko, cc cu ko th lm th.
No, no. That's okay. I don't need them. I'm going for fours.
Ko sao u, t ko cn n na. T ch cn 4 l thi.
Oh, you're...
Oh
All right, here we go.
Thc n y.
We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudits.
C rt trn Rolet .
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Monica, what are you doing?
Cu lm g th?
This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable.
Khi chi Poker, thc n ko c nhiu hn 1 m tit.
It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz...
Ch c th l khoai ty rn hoc tri cay dm, hoc bnh quy .
Okay, so at this point, the dealer...
No, chia bi li...
You know what? We got it. We got it. Let's play for real. High stakes. Big bucks.
Ok, gi chng ta chi tht nh. Cc ln! Thng ln !
All right, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks...
Cu chc ch? Phoebe va vt 2 qun J ...
...because they didn't look happy.
... v nhn chng ko vui.
See, I might have had feelings for her at one time. Not anymore.
C th t tng c cm tnh vi c y. Nhng ht ri.
I just... Marcel.
T ch ... Marcel.
Where are you going with that disk? You are not putting that on again.
My nh lm g vi ci a nhc y? Ko c lm th ln na u y.
Marcel... Okay. If you press that button, you are in very, very big trouble.
Nu my nhn ci nt , my s gp rc ri to y.
You believe what a jerk Ross was being?
Cu c ngh Ross hi ng ngn ko?
Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.
- Uh, t bit. - Anh y vn cha chn chn.
What?
Sao?
Oh. "Hello, Kettle, this is Monica. You're black."
"Cho, ti l Monica. Ln ngn cn ch trch di!"
Please.
Thi no!
I am not as bad as Ross.
T ko th t nh Ross c.
Oh, I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?
Xin php cho t c khc. V x xt Pictionary?
That was not an incident.
ko phi l v x xt.
I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand.
T ang din t ri ci da tt khi tay t.
- Oh! I got an interview. I got an interview. - You're kidding. Where? Where?
- T nhn c 1 cuc phng vn! - Ko a ch! u?
- Saks Fifth Avenue. - Oh, Rachel.
- Saks Fifth Avenue. - Oh, Rachel!
Oh, it's like the mother ship is calling you home.
Ging nh tu m ang gi cu v nh vy.
- Well, what's the job? - Assistant buyer.
- Cng vic g? - Tr l mua hng.
Oh! I would be shopping...
T s c "shopping"! ...
...for a living.
... T sng li ri!
Okay, look. That's Aunt Iris.
l c lris.
This woman has been playing poker since she was 5.
C y chi poker t khi mi 5 tui.
And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well.
Cng vic ny tht hon ho! T c th lm c.
GROUP: That's great.
Tht tuyt!
God. And she told the funniest story.
Ri b y k cho t 1 chuyn ci.
Okay, great, you'll tell us and we'll laugh.
Uh, Cu s k v chng t s ci
Let's play poker.
Chi poker thi!
All right, listen, we talked about it...
Nghe ny, ta ni v chuyn ny ri ...
...and if you don't want to play, we completely understand.
... nu cc cu ko mun chi, cng ko sao.
Yes, yes. We can play some other game. Like, I don't know...
Uh, chng ta c th chi tr khc ...
...Pictionary?
... nh Pictionary?
Very funny. Very funny.
Hi hc nh.
I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies?
Nhng chng t vn mun chi poker.
BOTH: Yes, I think we should.
Uh, ng th.
Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?
Cu c mun t xo bi ko?
No, no. That's okay. You know what? I'm gonna give it a go.
c ri, t lm c m.
So Pheebs owes 7.50. Monica, you owe $10.
Vy Pheebs n $7. Monica n $10.
And, Rachel, you owe 15 big ones.
Cn Rachel, you owe 15$!
Thanks for teaching us "Crossed-eyed Mary."
Cm n ch cho chng t cch xo bi "lc mt" mi ny.
You guys, we gotta play that other way.
Chng t s p dng vo lc khc.
All right, here's my 7.50, but I think you should know that this money is cursed.
c ri, y l $7.50 ca t. Nhng ng tin b nguyn ra.
- What? - Oh, I cursed it.
- Sao? - T nguyn ra n!
So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.
V nhng chuyn ti t s xy ra vi nhng ngi s dng n.
That's all right, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway.
T s vn ly. D sao th nhng chuyn ti t cng xy ra vi t ri.
This way, I can break them up with a movie.
Uh m t cng s chia bt cho 1 b phim.
So that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes 15.
Vy c ai qun ci my poker Greene ny ko, ai n 15$ y nh?
Hmm, oh, it's so typical:
Tht l in hnh:
"Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis.
"Ti l n ng! Ti c "thn b" ca ti!
Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women."
Ti phi n tin p dng sc mnh ca ti ln ph n!"
You know what? This is not over.
Vn cha kt thc u.
We will play you again. And we will win and you will lose.
Ti ny s chi tip. Ti ny s thng. Cc cu s thua.
And you will beg and we will laugh.
Cc cu s van xin. Ti ny s h h.
And we will take every last dime you have.
Ti ny s ly ca cc cu ti ho cui cng.
And you will hate yourselves forever.
Ri cc cu s ght bn thn mnh mi mi!
Hmm. Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon.
Ln u tin cu v t c cng quan im y, Mon.
So you gals wanna hand over your money now?
Nu cc cu a tin cho ti ny by gi?
That way, we don't have to go through the formality of actually playing.
Ti ny c th nhng cho.
No, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
Ko, c ri. xem ai l ngi ci cui cng, cu b kh .
Okay, are we done with the chitchat? Are we ready to play serious poker?
Tn gu xong cha? Bt u nh?
Hey, you guys, look. The one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go.
Cc cu nhn n! L J 1 mt ny c nhn t mi.
Right, okay. Serious poker.
c ri. Nghim tc.
MONICA: Excuse me. Where are you going?
Anh i u y?
Uh, to the bathroom.
i v sinh.
Do you wanna go to the bathroom or do you wanna play poker?
Anh mun i v sinh hay mun chi bi y?
Okay.
Okay.
See your 2...
Cu cc $2...
...and I raise you...
...t thm...
...20. - Wow.
... 20$.
I see your 20...
Cu t $20...
...raise you 25.
... t thm $25.
See your 25...
Cu t $25 ...
...and, uh, Monica, get my purse.
... Monica, ly dm v ca t.
Rachel, there's nothing in it.
Rachel, chng c g c.
Okay, then get me your purse.
Okay, ly ti ca cu vy.
Okay. Here you go. Good luck.
y. Chc may mn!
Thank you.
Cm n cu.
I saw your 25 and I raise you...
Cu t $25 vy t thm...
...7.
...7$.
- Teen.
Mi!
Joey, I'm a little shy.
Joey, t thiu.
That's okay, Ross. You can ask me.
Ko sao u, Ross. Cu c th hi mn t.
- What do you need? What do you need? - Fifteen.
- Cu cn bao nhiu? - 15$.
- All right, here's 10. - Here, I got 5, I got 5.
- 10$ y. - T c 5$.
- Thank you. - Good luck.
- Cm n. - Chc may mn.
Okay, I am calling your 17.
T theo cu 17$.