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It was an uneventful morning... quiet.
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Instead of saving every
episode of "the bachelor,"
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why don't you just hit yourself
on the head with a sledgehammer?!
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Dad, turn down that song!
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no can do
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The kids had a Friday off of school,
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so we picked up Manny and went
to our favorite pancake place...
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Relaxing.
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Mitchell, hi.
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What?!
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Oh, have him tell Cam
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I'll pick him up for
racquetball in an hour.
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I can't even hear him it's so loud.
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- Can everybody just shut up?!
- I hate it.

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Sorry about that. Anyway...
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Hello.
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Hello. Is this Phil dumpster?
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What do you want, Gil?
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Got to be kidding me. Hang on.
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I need you to send a gift to mom
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for her birthday from the both of us.
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No, I did it last year.
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I know, and I need you to do it again.
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Look, I've got a conference call at 1:20.
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Then Luke's tutor comes to the house,
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2:45 sales meeting, and I
still got to get Alex to Judo.
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And yet you somehow
found time to bitch at me.
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Wow! You really can have it all.
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Ugh. Honestly, just get her a
stupid gift card, you big baby!
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You're back in second place
with your favorite view. Ugh.
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Why does everything with
him have be so dramatic?
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Why are we stopping?
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Hey.
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Hey. Oh. Perfect.
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Okay, first you berate me on the phone,
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then you show up to my
office and berate me in per...
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Oh, w-what is this? I don't care for this.
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We got in an accident.
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Oh, my God!
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We almost got in an accident.
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That seems like a really
important distinction.

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There was this big truck, and
it barreled through a stop sign,
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and it missed our car by inches.
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Oh, my God! And everyone's okay?
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- Yes, just very shaken up.
- Aw.
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But, Mitchell, I am so sorry
that I yelled at you before.
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It's fine.
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Look, I brought you the
birthday card for mom,
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- and you can sign it.
- Okay. Thank you.
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- "To our best friend."
- Mm.
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That's a little sarcastic.
It's her birthday.
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- I don't know.
- No, I mean it.
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Mitchell, I almost died.
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I want our mom to have a great birthday.

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Oh, and we're doing this again.
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- Okay.
- Oh, God. Yeah.
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Hi. I'll be there in a sec, yeah.
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Okay, my deposition got moved up.
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That's great.
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So I'll just have to move
everything... you know what?
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- I'm gonna eat in the car and then...
- No, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no. Give it, give it!
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Do you know what I was doing
right before I almost died?
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Exactly what you're doing.
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Humoring a relative?
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No, no, scheduling my life
down to the last minute.
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I mean, look at this...
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"Call New York office... 4:17 P.M."

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Do you realize that everybody but us
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rounds up to the nearest five minutes?
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Today made me realize something, Mitchell.
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No, I don't want to be
a 4:17 kind of person.
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- Do you?
- Yes, I do.
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'Cause that phone call
needs to be done by 4:23
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so that I am not a dead man by 4:41.
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Give me my phone.
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- Nope. Nope. No.
- Give me... Claire.
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We're gonna do something together.
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Yes, take the rest of the day off.
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- I can't do that.
- Yes, you can.
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I did!
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Yeah, 'cause you work for your father.
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- No, no, no, we need this, Mitchell.
- Hey, come on, give me my...
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- We really need this.
- Claire, I'm really swamped today, and I...
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Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease...
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Stop. Just go.
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Pleeeeease can we slow down?
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Ow! You're chafing my wrist.
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Don't pretend you're not loving this.
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Okay. All right. I think I
just skated through some pee.
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C-can we go back now?
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- No!
- God.
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No, because we are not
appointment-making control freaks.
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We are having fun.
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You are. I'm just doing
what you're making me do.

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Okay, okay, stop.
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No, no, no. No, no, no.
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Let's go back, let's
go back, let's go back.
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Why? Why do we have to go back now?
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Why... oh, I get it. I get it.
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You're still scared to
skate through the underpass.
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What do you mean, "still"? What do
you mean, "scared"? What underpass?
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Mitchell, you were 11 years old,
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and mom made me take you with me
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when I was skating with
my friend Sophie King,
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and you were terrified to
go through the underpass
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'cause it was dark, and you were
sure it was filled with monsters,
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so we ditched you.
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I don't remember this at all.
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Yeah, I skated away and
called you a big baby.
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Sophie threw a rock at me and
you yelled, "you're so gay."
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I did do that.
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Oh, didn't I?
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We used to use that word a lot.
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You used to be able to
call anything gay. Ugh.
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Do you ever miss that?
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- No.
- No.
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That's hurtful.
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry, Mitchell.
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You were scared, and I
should've held your hand
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through the tunnel, and I was...
I was not a good big sister.

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I'm so sorry. Will you forgive me?
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- Yes, yes.
- You do?
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- Yes! I forgive you.
- I love you.
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- Love you, too.
- Love you!
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- Okay, okay.
- Okay.
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- Let's do this.
- Yes, let's do this.
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- Come on.
- What? What's happening?
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No, no, no, we're going...
We're going through the tunnel.
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No. God, no. No, no, no.
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Oh, no, you got to get over this.
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- No! All right. Okay.
- Just let yourself go.
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Just let it go. Just... you know?
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Yep. I'm good.

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Uh, yeah, you got to get past it.
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N-n-no. No, no! No!
N-n-no! Claire, no!
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N-n-no! N-no!
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I felt bad when we got separated,
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but I knew that when he skated
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out the other side of that tunnel,
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an emotional scar would've been healed.
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Mitchell?! Mitchell?
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No! N-no! N-n-no! N-no!
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Oh, my God! What happened? What happened?
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- It w... it was terrible!
- Yes.
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- They took my wallet and my
skates and my tie. - No.
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What... what homeless person needs a tie?
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Oh, my God. I am so sorry, Mitchell!

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Okay, um... Can you give me my phone?
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'Cause I got to, you know, cancel my cards.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,
God. I hope you have juice.
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That thing has been buzzing like crazy.
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- Oh, God! Okay.
- Okay.
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My meeting's been pushed
up. It's in 15 minutes.
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Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey! Look at me. Look at me.
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- Huh? Yeah.
- Hey, hey.
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This is a test, and we
don't sweat the small stuff.
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- Just let it go.
- Stop it! Stop it.
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I know you think you
discovered the new you,
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but you are controlling

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even when you're trying
to not be controlling.
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So j... give me your skates.
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What? Why?
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You've dragged me so far,
we're closer to my office
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than we are to the car.
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Take 'em off!
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He just wasn't ready.
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But me?
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I had a message for the small
stuff that used to rule my life.
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Hey, Phil. Honey, how you holding up?
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Good.
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So, I'm at the beach... Long story.
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Anyway, I was hoping
you wouldn't mind waiting
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at the house for Luke's tutor.

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Actually, I would mind.
I'd mind quite a bit.
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I'm kind of busy.
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Okay, great.
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Suck it, small stuff.
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Why are we stopping?
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For many, a near-miss with
death is a wake-up call.
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But when a man misses his own near-miss,
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he truly sees what he's been missing.
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No more putting my dreams on hold.
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Five years ago, I made a bucket list.
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It was time to start crossing things off.
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Scariest moment of my life.
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Ohh. Oh, my gosh. I thought I lost you!
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But amazingly, something
great came out of it.
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I found out how my sister
truly feels about me.
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Girls, are you sure?
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Positive. We'll walk home.
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We almost died.
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Yeah.
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A-about what you said in the car...
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Please don't make fun of me right now.
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No, I would never. It was
actually really honest.
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And I need to stop taking
shots at your intelligence.
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You don't do it that often.
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Well, you miss a lot of it.
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Oh. There, I did it again.
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Did what?
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Uh, it doesn't matter.
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I always considered you to

be this self-absorbed person,
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but you're more substantial
than that, aren't you?
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Thank you.
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You know what? I'm blowing off Judo today.
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Let's hang out.
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What should we do?
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Makeovers.
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Okay.
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Great!
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We're gonna walk right
past my waxing place.
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Say goodbye to that gal stache.
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Ow. Ow!
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If it were easy, everyone would be hot.
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Yep, you know, I-it's not just my feet.
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It's from when I walked into the stop sign

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because you wouldn't give me back my...
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Okay, fine. I'll give
you back your man-goggles.
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Here.
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I just thought we might run into
some cute boys on the way home,
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but it's probably best we didn't.
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That's a pretty angry lip you got there.
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- Really?
- Uh-huh.
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Wow. Does everybody's get this red?
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Well, you had quite a bit of growth.
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I was gonna have that lady
take a crack at your arms,
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but she had already
sweat through her apron.
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Oh, my gosh!
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I already have 100 likes on
my picture of my new nails.
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Um, FYI, I'm... I'm sort
of in the background there,
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screaming mid-wax.
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400 people liked this photo.
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I was not one of them.
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My art teacher made a
pithy "blue period" comment,
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and my top prom prospect
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suddenly found a girlfriend in Canada.
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Do you think I could get my sneakers back?
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Ohh, I threw them away with
the rest of your clothes
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when you were in the changing room.
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I thought about saving
them for the housekeeper,
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but I couldn't remember if she had a son.
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Look, I've tried really hard
to put up with a lot since...
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What's going on?

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Oh, I just had so much fun with you!
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We don't do this enough.
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00:07:56,732 --> 00:07:59,800
I just wish there was something
that you could teach me.
251
00:07:59,801 --> 00:08:01,435
Uh-huh.
252
00:08:01,436 --> 00:08:02,703
Wait, what about your Judo stuff?
253
00:08:02,704 --> 00:08:04,472
Uh you're not interested in that.
254
00:08:04,473 --> 00:08:06,140
No! No! I am! Come on!
255
00:08:06,141 --> 00:08:08,509
Karate-chop me or something!
256
00:08:08,510 --> 00:08:09,543
That is not...
257
00:08:09,544 --> 00:08:10,678
Okay. All right.
258
00:08:10,679 --> 00:08:12,313
Let's just do one simple move.
259
00:08:12,314 --> 00:08:13,514
Okay.
260
00:08:13,515 --> 00:08:15,082
Now, this won't wrinkle my top, will it?
261
00:08:15,083 --> 00:08:16,917
Ohh!
262
00:08:16,918 --> 00:08:18,052
Wow.

263
00:08:18,053 --> 00:08:19,720
That was actually fun!
264
00:08:19,721 --> 00:08:21,355
Show me one more time.
265
00:08:21,356 --> 00:08:22,790
Oh, no!
266
00:08:22,791 --> 00:08:24,692
Oh, my gosh. I thought I lost you again.
267
00:08:24,693 --> 00:08:26,927
Wait, wait, wait. Back up. Again?
268
00:08:26,928 --> 00:08:28,963
Oh, yeah, when we almost got killed,
269
00:08:28,964 --> 00:08:30,531
I thought I lost my phone.
270
00:08:30,532 --> 00:08:31,799
It was really scary.
271
00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,735
Mentos-pramp-climb, test number two.
272
00:08:34,736 --> 00:08:37,338
Lesson learned... when pressure
builds to dangerous levels,
273
00:08:37,339 --> 00:08:39,573
it must be released.
274
00:08:41,543 --> 00:08:44,478
Is your lip getting better
or your face getting redder?
275
00:08:53,221 --> 00:08:56,290
Just gonna pop into the family room.
276
00:08:56,291 --> 00:08:58,692
What the hell was that?!
277

00:08:58,693 --> 00:09:00,427

Oh, I'm just getting started!
278
00:09:00,428 --> 00:09:01,829
Ohh! Why do you have to be such a silly...
279
00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:03,230
Haley, stop!
280
00:09:03,231 --> 00:09:04,431
Mom!
281
00:09:06,835 --> 00:09:08,735
Phil, honey.
282
00:09:10,542 --> 00:09:12,977
I can't go for that, no, no can do
283
00:09:13,837 --> 00:09:15,138
I was already on edge.
284
00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:17,673
The day before, I was
with my mom at the park
285
00:09:17,674 --> 00:09:20,009
when some guy on a bike swiped her phone.
286
00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:22,178
He must have been a criminal mastermind.
287
00:09:22,179 --> 00:09:25,381
He struck the one second she
wasn't taking pictures of Joe.
288
00:09:25,382 --> 00:09:27,583
The worst part is, I saw him grab it.
289
00:09:27,584 --> 00:09:29,418
I had a chance to do something
290
00:09:29,419 --> 00:09:31,554
and be a hero to my mom, but I froze.
291
00:09:31,555 --> 00:09:32,989
What would you have done,

292
00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:35,491
made him the subject
of a satirical cartoon?
293
00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,894
Hey! Uh, they've taken down presidents.
294
00:09:37,895 --> 00:09:39,528
Now, can you just support me here?
295
00:09:39,529 --> 00:09:41,931
There are only so many moments
a son has a chance to...
296
00:09:41,932 --> 00:09:43,633
- Blah, blah, blah, blah.
- Very mature.
297
00:09:43,634 --> 00:09:45,668
Pick a fight then tune me out?
298
00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,703
- It's not bothering me.
- Stop it!
299
00:09:47,704 --> 00:09:49,171
Dad, turn down that song!
300
00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,873
No can do
301
00:09:54,378 --> 00:09:55,378
You sure, Manny?
302
00:09:55,379 --> 00:09:57,279
Positive. I-I'll walk home.
303
00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:02,451
- We almost died.
- Yeah.
304
00:10:02,452 --> 00:10:03,586
White.
305
00:10:03,587 --> 00:10:05,187

Yes, I'm sure.

306
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,056
Why is it so hard for you to imagine
307
00:10:07,057 --> 00:10:09,425
that a criminal can be
white when most of the...
308
00:10:09,426 --> 00:10:10,593
Ah, the bicycle.
309
00:10:10,594 --> 00:10:12,128
Yes, yes, it was white.
310
00:10:12,129 --> 00:10:14,430
I thought your phone got stolen?
311
00:10:14,431 --> 00:10:15,798
This is Joe's phone.
312
00:10:15,799 --> 00:10:17,866
This is why the terrorists hate us.
313
00:10:19,603 --> 00:10:21,704
The universe is cold and unfeeling.
314
00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,172
The only constant is chaos.
315
00:10:23,173 --> 00:10:26,075
Was that place out of
chocolate-chip pancakes again?
316
00:10:26,076 --> 00:10:28,244
We were all almost killed by a truck.
317
00:10:28,245 --> 00:10:30,379
Ay! Idios mo! Are you okay, papi?
318
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,314
This was all Phil's fault, wasn't it?
319
00:10:32,315 --> 00:10:34,583
He's always blaring
that damn new wave music!

320
00:10:34,584 --> 00:10:36,085
No. He swerved to avoid it.
321
00:10:36,086 --> 00:10:37,186
Saved my life.
322
00:10:37,187 --> 00:10:39,521
But the game of life is rigged.
323
00:10:39,522 --> 00:10:40,789
Death always win.
324
00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:42,191
Okay, I know what you need right now...
325
00:10:42,192 --> 00:10:43,225
A trip to the ice-cream shop.
326
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,426
He doesn't need ice cream.
327
00:10:44,427 --> 00:10:46,462
He needs to talk about
what just happened to him.
328
00:10:46,463 --> 00:10:48,130
Well, I could go for some ice cream.
329
00:10:48,131 --> 00:10:51,200
I know how to fix my son.
330
00:10:52,202 --> 00:10:53,502
So, this is fixed.
331
00:10:55,805 --> 00:10:57,406
Go around.
332
00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:00,022
Normally, I'd be avoiding these cracks
333
00:11:00,023 --> 00:11:01,923
out of respect of your back, mom,
334
00:11:01,924 --> 00:11:03,825

but after today, it seems pointless.

335
00:11:03,826 --> 00:11:05,127
- That's it. Get in.
- No, no.
336
00:11:05,128 --> 00:11:06,128
No, Jay, he's afraid!
337
00:11:06,129 --> 00:11:07,462
It's only gonna get worse.
338
00:11:07,463 --> 00:11:08,797
In. Trust me.
339
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:13,034
Five minutes in here,
he'll be happy as a clam.
340
00:11:13,035 --> 00:11:14,469
Aah! Mama!
341
00:11:14,470 --> 00:11:15,971
Calm down.
342
00:11:15,972 --> 00:11:17,005
This was a bad idea.
343
00:11:17,006 --> 00:11:18,273
Hop out.
344
00:11:18,274 --> 00:11:20,809
Good for you, Jay. It has
to be when he is ready.
345
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,043
- Nope. He's driving.
- What?
346
00:11:22,044 --> 00:11:23,912
- What? I-I can't.
- You're doing it now.
347
00:11:23,913 --> 00:11:25,113
Jess, take the wheel.
348

00:11:25,114 --> 00:11:27,016

He's terrified to be in the back.
349
00:11:27,017 --> 00:11:29,285
Now you're gonna put him in the front seat
350
00:11:29,286 --> 00:11:31,120
so that he can kill all of us?!
351
00:11:31,121 --> 00:11:32,989
Can you not make this fear worse?
352
00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:34,757
I watched Dede coddle Mitchell
353
00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:36,325
when he was afraid of the dark.
354
00:11:36,326 --> 00:11:38,894
Till he was seven, he'd only
blink one eye at a time...
355
00:11:38,895 --> 00:11:40,730
Gave a lot of girls a very wrong idea.
356
00:11:42,299 --> 00:11:44,767
Manny, you don't want to do this right?
357
00:11:44,768 --> 00:11:46,035
No, I really don't.
358
00:11:46,036 --> 00:11:48,604
Okay, papi, you know what? Let's switch.
359
00:11:48,605 --> 00:11:49,839
I'm going to drive.
360
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,440
I've got a bombshell, mom.
361
00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:53,909
Ay, papi, thank you, but
this is a very weird thing
362
00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:55,711
to say when we're in this position.

363
00:11:55,712 --> 00:11:57,947
No, I've decided I'm never driving.
364
00:11:57,948 --> 00:12:00,082
Uh... unh-unh-unh-unh! No way.
365
00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:01,517
You there. You there.
366
00:12:01,518 --> 00:12:03,118
We're doing this my way.
367
00:12:03,119 --> 00:12:06,121
Ah, yeah, 'cause it's
your way or the highway.
368
00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:07,380
Oh, God. Not the highway.
369
00:12:07,381 --> 00:12:08,824
You always want me to be his dad.
370
00:12:08,825 --> 00:12:09,892
Well, I'm being his dad.
371
00:12:09,893 --> 00:12:11,727
Oh, uh, I-I'm really scared, Jay.
372
00:12:11,728 --> 00:12:13,696
This is what we're fixing.
373
00:12:13,697 --> 00:12:15,464
Look, when I was a kid,
374
00:12:15,465 --> 00:12:18,300
I lived by a big, scary black lake.
375
00:12:18,301 --> 00:12:21,136
I always thought there
monsters in there and whatnot.
376
00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:23,339
One night, my dad dragged me out of bed
377

00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:25,541

and tossed me right in that cold water.
378
00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:26,875
I was never scared of that lake again.
379
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:29,745
Now, give it some gas.
380
00:12:34,484 --> 00:12:35,984
- Mama!
- Aah!
381
00:12:35,985 --> 00:12:37,719
That's another habit I
wouldn't mind breaking,
382
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,923
but, you know, right now we... have to...
383
00:12:40,924 --> 00:12:43,392
Oh, what am I doing?
384
00:12:43,393 --> 00:12:45,127
I hated my dad for that.
385
00:12:45,128 --> 00:12:47,930
I ended up scared of him, not the lake.
386
00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:49,231
Manny, it's okay.
387
00:12:49,232 --> 00:12:50,999
Over there! On the bike!
388
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,901
The white guy that stole my phone!
389
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:53,969
I don't see anyone.
390
00:12:53,970 --> 00:12:55,737
Yes! He just turned the corner!
391
00:12:55,738 --> 00:12:58,240
The phone burglar! He's getting away!

392
00:12:58,241 --> 00:12:59,808
Not this time.
393
00:12:59,809 --> 00:13:01,143
Up there to the left!
394
00:13:07,984 --> 00:13:09,384
I don't see anyone!
395
00:13:09,385 --> 00:13:12,287
I didn't see anyone either. I made it up.
396
00:13:12,288 --> 00:13:15,824
I am not going to drive my
son around until he's 40.
397
00:13:15,825 --> 00:13:18,727
The only thing stronger than Manny's fear
398
00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:20,896
is his need to protect his mama.
399
00:13:20,897 --> 00:13:22,430
Oh, no! He got away!
400
00:13:22,431 --> 00:13:24,799
But you did very good, Manny.
401
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,902
That was a frickin' rush!
402
00:13:26,903 --> 00:13:29,237
But we're not giving up.
We're gonna find that guy.
403
00:13:29,238 --> 00:13:30,238
No!
404
00:13:30,239 --> 00:13:31,239
Are you sure about this?
405
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,800
Just go. I'm walking home.
406

00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,892

I can't even hear him it's so loud.
407
00:13:36,893 --> 00:13:38,224
Can everybody just shut up?!
408
00:13:38,225 --> 00:13:40,974
- Hello.
- Hello. Is this Phil dumpster?
409
00:13:40,975 --> 00:13:42,408
- Stop.
- What do you want, Gil?
410
00:13:42,409 --> 00:13:44,210
Got to be kidding me. Hang on.
411
00:13:44,211 --> 00:13:45,478
Is that your hot wife I hear?
412
00:13:45,479 --> 00:13:46,812
Hey, is she still taking
those yoga classes?
413
00:13:46,813 --> 00:13:47,546
Hanging up.
414
00:13:47,547 --> 00:13:48,951
W-w-wait. Wait. Real quick.
415
00:13:48,952 --> 00:13:52,583
The listing at 225 cedar street,
it's mine now. You poached my listing?
416
00:13:52,584 --> 00:13:53,950
Poached it, seasoned it,
417
00:13:53,951 --> 00:13:57,739
and covered it in
Thorpe-andaise sauce, my friend.
418
00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:58,655
You should thank me, dumpy.
419
00:13:58,656 --> 00:14:00,666
You're back in second place
with your favorite view...

420
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,435
- Ugh.
- ...My sweet behind.
421
00:14:02,436 --> 00:14:05,771
Why does everything with
him have to be so dramatic?
422
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,276
Why are we stopping?
423
00:14:10,277 --> 00:14:11,944
Ohh.
424
00:14:11,945 --> 00:14:15,114
Oh, my God! I thought I lost you.
425
00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:17,416
What's to tell?
426
00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:19,068
A truck runs a stop sign, I avoid it,
427
00:14:19,069 --> 00:14:22,188
everyone walks away... Bing, bang, no boom.
428
00:14:22,189 --> 00:14:23,556
- Um, there was a truck!
- That was crazy!
429
00:14:23,557 --> 00:14:24,757
- Okay, okay.
- Where did it even come from?
430
00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:26,270
- You don't see that truck...
- Everybody calm down.
431
00:14:26,271 --> 00:14:27,993
Calm down. Let's not overreact.
432
00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:29,228
- What?!
- Dad!
433

00:14:29,229 --> 00:14:30,896

- We were almost just killed!
- Yes!
434
00:14:30,897 --> 00:14:33,399
Exactly. Almost, which
means we're all just fine.
435
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,267
You aren't the least bit upset?
436
00:14:35,268 --> 00:14:37,035
It's gonna take more than
that to ruin a morning
437
00:14:37,036 --> 00:14:39,271
that started with a
whipped-cream smile on my waffle.
438
00:14:39,272 --> 00:14:41,173
Okay, it may have affected me a little,
439
00:14:41,174 --> 00:14:43,576
but sometimes it's hard to
know what you're feeling.
440
00:14:43,577 --> 00:14:45,217
Mostly, I was thinking
about racquetball later
441
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,746
and hopefully giving Cam a nice spanking.
442
00:14:47,747 --> 00:14:49,882
Fair warning... may be
working out some anger issues
443
00:14:49,883 --> 00:14:51,550
on the racquetball court this morning.
444
00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:52,952
- Don't ask.
- Sounds good.
445
00:14:52,953 --> 00:14:54,820
So, we're getting our new dryer delivered.
446

00:14:54,821 --> 00:14:56,088

It's supposed to be eggshell,
447
00:14:56,089 --> 00:14:57,923
but, oh, it's not eggshell... It's white.
448
00:14:57,924 --> 00:15:00,259
Anyway, I'm laying into
the delivery driver,
449
00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:02,728
and Mitchell strolls in
and says, "oh, it's fine,"
450
00:15:02,729 --> 00:15:06,098
and then offers him a
piece of his banana loaf.
451
00:15:06,099 --> 00:15:07,633
I heard that.
452
00:15:07,634 --> 00:15:09,601
Uh, just once, I would like
Mitchell to take my side.
453
00:15:09,602 --> 00:15:11,470
I'm constantly strolling in and saving him
454
00:15:11,471 --> 00:15:13,405
like a little princess in the tower.
455
00:15:13,406 --> 00:15:15,407
Sometimes I'd like to be the princess.
456
00:15:15,408 --> 00:15:16,809
- Six of one, right?
- What?
457
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:18,544
Why are... Why are we stopping?
458
00:15:18,545 --> 00:15:20,746
I'm... I'm very confused, Phillip.
459
00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:23,816
Trust me, this house is
gonna sell at Thorpe speed.

460
00:15:23,817 --> 00:15:25,217
Hey, guys.
461
00:15:25,218 --> 00:15:28,320
Oh, hey, Phil. I guess
you heard. I'm sorry.
462
00:15:28,321 --> 00:15:29,955
Oh, no, it happens all the time.
463
00:15:29,956 --> 00:15:31,890
I just stopped by to give
you guys a little care package
464
00:15:31,891 --> 00:15:33,192
to show you there's no hard feelings.
465
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,393
Class act, dung beetle.
466
00:15:34,394 --> 00:15:36,128
Here's the malpractice attorney
467
00:15:36,129 --> 00:15:38,997
most of his clients have used
after he's ripped them off.
468
00:15:38,998 --> 00:15:40,365
You will be losing some sleep,
469
00:15:40,366 --> 00:15:42,134
but these have always helped my wife.
470
00:15:42,135 --> 00:15:43,402
And this priest is retired,
471
00:15:43,403 --> 00:15:45,237
but I think he still does exorcisms,
472
00:15:45,238 --> 00:15:46,872
which you'll need after today.
473
00:15:46,873 --> 00:15:48,707
- Listen, Phil...
- It's okay.

474
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:52,311
It's sad, really, to see
a once-mediocre realtor
475
00:15:52,312 --> 00:15:53,612
reduced to this.
476
00:15:53,613 --> 00:15:55,080
Gil, please, let's keep this civil.
477
00:15:55,081 --> 00:15:57,182
Oh, by the way, if you ever
speak disrespectfully again
478
00:15:57,183 --> 00:15:58,417
about my wife, I'll kill you.
479
00:15:58,418 --> 00:16:00,552
Sorry. That sounded like a joke.
480
00:16:00,553 --> 00:16:03,055
I will actually kill you.
481
00:16:03,056 --> 00:16:05,557
Anyhoo, when you guys wake
up and smell the sulfur,
482
00:16:05,558 --> 00:16:07,292
here's a list of other realtors,
483
00:16:07,293 --> 00:16:09,861
and if you need me, I'll
be in the office at 9:00...
484
00:16:09,862 --> 00:16:12,531
Uh, 10:00. I have the dentist.
485
00:16:12,532 --> 00:16:14,299
Where did that come from?
486
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,223
Life's too short to be ruled by fear.
487
00:16:16,224 --> 00:16:19,304
What do you say we get you

the right dryer, princess?

488
00:16:19,305 --> 00:16:20,672
Oh, my.
489
00:16:20,673 --> 00:16:22,774
I mean, Phil is usually just so...
490
00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:24,843
But then he was just, like, so...
491
00:16:24,844 --> 00:16:27,112
And then he got even more...
492
00:16:27,113 --> 00:16:28,146
There's nothing I can do.
493
00:16:28,147 --> 00:16:30,449
- I can't go for that.
- No can do.
494
00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:32,651
Cameron here bought an eggshell dryer.
495
00:16:32,652 --> 00:16:34,931
Not white, not oatmeal, not Swiss-coffee,
496
00:16:34,932 --> 00:16:36,688
not baby-powder, not bone.
497
00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:38,390
Eggshell. Look, Rob, is it?
498
00:16:38,391 --> 00:16:39,558
That's interesting.
499
00:16:39,559 --> 00:16:41,760
Here's how this is going down...
500
00:16:41,761 --> 00:16:44,062
We don't leave without that eggshell dryer.
501
00:16:44,063 --> 00:16:46,231
Not swan-feather,
not Chester-pig-white.

502
00:16:46,232 --> 00:16:48,099
I think we've covered the colors.
503
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:49,568
I sell houses to people every day
504
00:16:49,569 --> 00:16:51,503
who ask me where they
should buy their dryer.
505
00:16:51,504 --> 00:16:54,839
I don't think you want me
giving them any... static.
506
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,441
I may have one in the back.
507
00:16:56,442 --> 00:16:58,576
But it takes two guys to load the truck,
508
00:16:58,577 --> 00:16:59,844
and it's just me today.
509
00:16:59,845 --> 00:17:01,174
Is it?
510
00:17:01,175 --> 00:17:05,183
It was right about then that a
question started nagging at me.
511
00:17:18,964 --> 00:17:21,065
Is Phil sexy?
512
00:17:22,268 --> 00:17:23,735
Hey.
513
00:17:23,736 --> 00:17:25,203
You feel like doing something
a little crazy with me?
514
00:17:25,204 --> 00:17:27,572
What? No. What? No.
515
00:17:27,573 --> 00:17:29,040
Hey, honey.

516
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:30,141
Phil, honey, how you holding up?
517
00:17:30,142 --> 00:17:31,342
Good.
518
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:32,677
I'm at the beach... Long story.
519
00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:34,012
I was hoping you wouldn't mind
520
00:17:34,013 --> 00:17:35,647
waiting at the house for Luke's tutor.
521
00:17:35,648 --> 00:17:37,182
Actually, I would mind.
I'd mind quite a bit.
522
00:17:37,183 --> 00:17:38,283
- I'm kind of busy.
- Okay.
523
00:17:38,284 --> 00:17:40,005
Cam, there's something that Claire
524
00:17:40,006 --> 00:17:42,053
would never approve of that
I've always wanted to do.
525
00:17:42,054 --> 00:17:43,721
Always?
526
00:17:43,722 --> 00:17:46,362
We're gonna want to put a
blanket down on that backseat.
527
00:17:48,894 --> 00:17:50,228
This was a huge mistake.
528
00:17:50,229 --> 00:17:53,298
I am jammed in the backseat
with a hairy Peruvian biter.
529
00:17:53,299 --> 00:17:55,867
It's spring break '92 all over again!

530
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:57,535
Well, speed bump coming
up. Hold the leash taut.
531
00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:58,803
It's supposed to keep her calm.
532
00:17:58,804 --> 00:18:00,338
I got lucky. I don't
think this one's a spitter.
533
00:18:00,339 --> 00:18:01,739
Ohh.
534
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,141
Uh, I spoke too soon.
535
00:18:03,142 --> 00:18:05,343
You think? That's it. Pull over.
536
00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:07,311
You know, Phil, I wanted
to support you on this.
537
00:18:07,312 --> 00:18:09,714
I'm a firm believer in
livestock in the home,
538
00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:11,215
but you are out of control.
539
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,984
No, I'm in control... More than ever.
540
00:18:12,985 --> 00:18:15,653
And if me getting what I want
inconveniences people a little,
541
00:18:15,654 --> 00:18:17,221
then so be it.
542
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,323
Oh. Uh, she's nervous.
543
00:18:19,324 --> 00:18:20,825

The guy said you should

let her suck on your hair.
544
00:18:20,826 --> 00:18:22,927
Okay, that is it. I am done.
545
00:18:22,928 --> 00:18:25,296
Enough of this ridiculousness
546
00:18:25,297 --> 00:18:26,597
And thank you, Phil,
547
00:18:26,598 --> 00:18:28,900
for making me appreciate Mitchell.
548
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:30,368
He may have his faults,
549
00:18:30,369 --> 00:18:34,939
but at least he's not a crazy person.
550
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:39,944
Phil, honey.
551
00:18:39,945 --> 00:18:41,212
Yes, Claire.
552
00:18:41,213 --> 00:18:43,327
I got an alpaca... Again.
553
00:18:43,328 --> 00:18:45,616
And there's nothing you can say about it.
554
00:18:45,617 --> 00:18:47,518
I'm not saying anything.
What's the problem?
555
00:18:49,855 --> 00:18:51,355
Mom, dad!
556
00:18:51,356 --> 00:18:52,990
There is a camel in the living room!
557
00:18:52,991 --> 00:18:54,258
It's not a c...

558
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,760
- I-I just can't.
- Okay.
559
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,661
I see you've all met Jolene two.
560
00:18:57,662 --> 00:19:00,731
Sadly, the original Jolene
that your mother made me return
561
00:19:00,732 --> 00:19:03,200
was cruelly adopted by
a children's hospital.
562
00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:05,536
You see, something hit me this morning
563
00:19:05,537 --> 00:19:07,671
when that truck didn't
hit me this morning...
564
00:19:07,672 --> 00:19:11,308
I have not been in control of my own life.
565
00:19:11,309 --> 00:19:13,377
But those days are done.
566
00:19:13,378 --> 00:19:14,812
- Oh.
- Mm.
567
00:19:14,813 --> 00:19:17,147
Huh.
568
00:19:17,148 --> 00:19:19,416
Well, I guess I'm not in
control of everything, am I?
569
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:20,818
Funny, isn't it?
570
00:19:20,819 --> 00:19:22,987
You can try and try, but
in the blink of an eye...
571

00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:27,992

You can lose everything
that matters to you.
572
00:19:27,993 --> 00:19:30,994
Dad, are you okay?
573
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:33,097
Don't you all see what's going on here?
574
00:19:33,098 --> 00:19:34,732
Dad really wanted that milk.
575
00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:37,601
I almost lost you guys today... All of you.
576
00:19:37,602 --> 00:19:39,536
- Aw.
- Just like that.
577
00:19:39,537 --> 00:19:40,771
Aw, daddy.
578
00:19:40,772 --> 00:19:42,206
Oh, honey.
579
00:19:42,207 --> 00:19:44,641
You spent the whole day
trying to control everything,
580
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,144
and I spent the entire day trying not to,
581
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,179
and neither way worked, did it?
582
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:50,480
Nope.
583
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,716
I may fight you on this,
but I'm gonna need you
584
00:19:52,717 --> 00:19:54,484
to make me get rid of Jolene two.
585

00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,386

- She's a biter.
- I know.
586
00:19:56,387 --> 00:19:59,423
As soon as we're done with this hug.
587
00:19:59,424 --> 00:20:02,225
Hey, whatever this is,
I need to get in on it.
588
00:20:02,226 --> 00:20:03,493
I almost died today.
589
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,329
- Grandpa.
- Daddy.
590
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,731
- Aw, dad.
- Hey.
591
00:20:07,732 --> 00:20:09,066
Come here.
592
00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:11,107
- Aww.
- Come here, you.
593
00:20:14,405 --> 00:20:17,474
Learn how to drive, lady!
594
00:20:18,977 --> 00:20:20,744
I will get to the meeting when I get there.
595
00:20:20,745 --> 00:20:22,145
I looked death in the face today.
596
00:20:22,146 --> 00:20:25,282
Hel... hello. Yes, I would
like to leave a message.
597
00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:27,818
My husband ordered an eggshell dryer...
598
00:20:27,819 --> 00:20:31,354
Not talc, not parchment... Eggshell.

599
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:34,391
Hey, you're home early.
What happened to you?
600
00:20:34,392 --> 00:20:35,225
Doesn't matter.
601
00:20:35,226 --> 00:20:36,796
So, I called that appliance store,
602
00:20:36,797 --> 00:20:39,169
and I demanded that you get
the dryer that you wanted.
603
00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:41,439
Oh, well, it must've worked
604
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,042
because they're taking away
the wrong one right now.
605
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,410
Anything for you, princess.
606
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,945
Ooh! Who's this guy? Get over here, sexy.
607
00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:49,447
If you want to see sexy, I just...
608
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,282
- Ooh.
- Ah-choo!
609
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:52,583
Ah-choo!
610
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,285
Oh, d... what is all over you?
611
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:56,187
- Well, now you are.
- Ah-choo!
612
00:20:56,268 --> 00:21:04,895

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