‘A Matter of Politics
By Caroline Batten
Kerry vs. Bush. The biggest debate all over the
‘country right now, And we're all taking sides. Maybe we
should try to be united, but for now, allow me to explain
why Iam a devoted Democrat.
First and foremost is Iraq. I don’t believe there was
any real evidence that Saddam Hussein had weapons of
mass destruction, Iraq was just an item on Dick Cheney
and Co.'s to-do list. If any of you watched the news
before we invaded Iraq, you would have seen that the
agents did not find a single trace of nuclear weaponry.
But we went in anyway. Therefore, Bush has caused
unneeded death and pain, and that, to my mind, is
unforgivable.
Reason Two: Osama bin Laden/Afghanistan, 9/11
was not Bush's fault, The way he handled it was. The
hunt for bin Laden was, to put it nicely, embarrassing.
Bush made a very big deal out of the whole thing with
all the speeches and advertisements, and then, well,
‘oops, we can’t find him. It ruined our international
reputation. Afghanistan was sort of a disaster. See
explanation #1. More unneeded killing and suffering, At
least this time we did free an oppressed country.
Reason Three: The environment. Bush hasn’t really
done much to improve our situation with the greenhouse
effect, and I think he had a responsibility to do so. I'm
not even going to get into the oil business. Well, yeah, I
am. The Arctic reservation deal? Well, it’s a reservation,
‘The reserve is one of the only places where wild caribou
ccan graze and mate and rear babies. You drill, you kil.
And besides, a reservation is supposed to be a place
where animals are SAFE from that stuff, The oil
shortage is also partly because of Bush’s actions.
Now, Bush fans, you may think I'm being a little
harsh. This is just my opinion, and you are entitled to
yours. You can write a rebuttal, whatever you feel like.
But | just want to say that I think Bush has made a mess
of the presidency- and this country
Moths All Around
By Derek Lee
This year at CRCAP there is a larger population of
moths. There are moths everywhere: behind the
the Daily Double room and all
around the walll ball court near the tennis court. T
wonder where all the moths came from?
Where is the
Katherine Ernst
Do you know the song I am talking about?
The one with the Black Eyed Peas and Justin
Timberlake? Oh yeah, that one. 1am going to give
my interpretation of the only rap song that actually
focuses and is relevant to the events in the world
today,
One interpretation: There is too much hate
in this world, It is saying that there is only trauma
and drama and no loving. It is asking you to find
where the love is that we are so capable of sharing!
And is anyone doing that? No.
Interpretation #2: Politics. Dear god,
politics. It is saying that there “is a war going on
and the reason’s undercover.” We do not know
what gave Bush the impression that there were
weapons of mass destruction. All we know is that
there were not any and that now we are killing
innocent people and causing hate.
These may not be your interpretations. By
all means, if this insults you, you can write a
rebuttal. All I know is that I think that song was
aimed at insulting the president's job and misuse of
the oval office. Before you write that rebuttal,
saying whatever you want to say, ask yourself this:
where IS the love?
Exotic Pets
By: Kelly Scrima
I just found out more on exotic pets. You can now
order hissing cockroaches, skunks, hedgehogs, and
sugar gliders! Pretty weird huh?!
For more information go to Google and search:
Exotic PetsThe Nature of a Fashion Trend, As
Told by an Outsider
by Caroline Batten
A fashion trend is something we are probably all
familiar with. A celebrity chooses to wear an
article of clothing, a new style is marketed in an
ad. The “in” crowd (or the fashion obsessed) pick
up the idea, slowly. Then the “wanna-be’s” start
wearing it, until so many people are following the
trend that most people cave in and go with the
flow. Then the next trend comes, and, one by one,
the groups drop the old trend, until it’s become
completely out of style. The “hot-to-not” cycle is
the formula for most trends in this society. T-
shirts with initials, definitions, and fake ads are
“hot” right now, and they will probably be out of
date fairly quickly. Maybe it’s in human nature to
follow trends — it’s a way to feel secure and
accepted. But human nature created the cycle, and
now it's destroying it. An item becomes “hot,” but
other fashion companies, afraid of losing
business, denounce it. The item is “hot” and “not”
at the same time. The basic craving for social
security has tured into insecurity and
dependence. In other words, the market is taking
advantage of our minds. What a society! Well,
that's only one point of view. I'm sure that all of
you out there have your own ideas about fashion
trends.
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A Reflection on my Computer, Seahorse
with apologies to Christopher Smart
For I shall consider the virtues of my computer
For I turn it on and it loads most quickly.
For, though it is expensive, it is well worth its
price.
For it provides me with an Internet connection
For said Internet connection is very usef¥l.
For the Windows XP interface is very easy to use.
For its nouse never gets stuck.
For the computer is most diligent about viruses
and spy-ware,
For WordPad, which cones with it, ie quite
useful.
For I have met wonderful people through AIM.
For AIM is a good progran and quite fun.
For I lve email to death.
For I have discovered wonderful concepts through
the Internet.
For I have fun while using ay computer.
For this fun is exercised in five ways.
For firstly I like the Internet.
For secondly typing is easier than handwriting.
For thirdly email ie easier than snail mail.
For fourthly downloading music is free.
For fifehly my screensaver is really cute.
For it is a wondrous invention.
Emma HalwitzChloe’s Cholumn
By Chloe Cole
Today I heard on the news that men and women
lie equal amounts in relationships. The difference is men
lie to make them look better and women lie to make
their partners feel better. This article is about something
| guess boys think make them look better ~ it's not lying
and girls sometimes lie about to make boys feel better.
Hats. Mostly baseball caps, of course. I
understand men have a need to fee! better about
themselves and that fads can help because, as we all
know, all of society is very pack-based. It’s instinct, am
I right? Everyone has herd instinct, seriously. So men,
like women, see a fad and want to follow it so they can
fit in with the group, which always feels good.
But, c’mon — hats? I don’t understand the point
of hiding your hair underneath something. I know some
show pride for sports teams and colleges, but can’t you
just wear shirts for that sort of thing? To me, most of the
time you don’t even know what hair color a guy has. My
friend, Chris, has dirty blonde hair. I thought he had dark.
brown hair until about two days before camp ended last
year. That is scary. At least, it is to me.
Guys should not hide their hair. They should let
it flow free. Like Joshua Keehn, next time you see him,
check out his hair. He really knows what it means to be a
‘man and let your hair flow.
(Sorry, Chris.)
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