Writer/s: Yves Jude Nakpil Characters: Ramon- Dude became crazy after his gf cheated on him with his bestfriend. Interviewer- Person who interviews Ramon about his motives. Debby- Ramons gf Aj- Ramons bestfriend. Scene 1: *In a room Ramon is being interviewed. Donuts, a music player and its headphones, some paper, a pen and marker, a water pitcher, and a glass for water are in the table. Ramon gets a donut and talks.* *text DAY 10 is placed on screen* Ramon: Nakakatawa diba? Kung pano nakakapagpasaya sayo ang isang simpleng bagay, tulad ng donut na ito. *Laugh* At kung pano nasisira ng isang maliit na pangyayari ang buong buhay mo, lahat ng pinaniniwalaan mo at lahat ng pinangarap mo. Interviewer: Ser, kung tiyak mga sinasabi mo at di kung ano-ano, mas madali tayong matatapos. Ramon: Eh, KJ. Kaw bahala. Sabihin natin nagsimula ito sa isang, di ko nakitang babala. -end(Flashback) Scene 2: *Ramon is listening to classical music in his phone. Ramon is reading books and has a stack of books besides him. One of his bros, Martin, runs to him. Martin seems to be in hesitation when delivering the news. *text DAY 1 is placed on screen* Martin: BRO!BRO! Bro, tingnan mo to oh. Si Debby oh. Di ba kayong dalawa? *Martin hands out his phone* Ramon: Puta. Putangina! Martin: Uhhh.. Di lang yan, bro. Si Aj pa, yung bestfriend mo. Ramon: Ano meron kay Aj?! *Scrolls to the next picture* TANGINA TALAGA. Mga traydor! *Pushes the stack of books* *cries*
-endScene 3: *Interview of Ramon goes on*
Interviewer: And? Ramon: Nagbabasa ka ba? Di yung basa na dahil kailangan mo, yung basa dahil interesado ka talaga. Interviewer: Hindi naman. Minsan. Ramon: Well, may nabasa ako dati.. Title niya The Killing Joke Comic siya. Sinabi don All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. Totoo talaga yun, No? *laughs* Isang masama, malas at masakit na araw ay ang dahilan ng pagka ganto ko. Ang babaw, diba? *Laughs* (Flashback) Scene 4: *Ramon is in a room, alone, and is looking at wall. He is going crazy.* *text DAY 2 appears on screen* Ramon: *Going crazy* *Eyes rolling everywhere* *Whispering background sound* *scratching head* *tinakpan ang tenga* * -endScene 5: *Interview goes on* Interviewer: Ano naman kinalaman nito sa kaso mo? Ramon: Ehhh, wag ka magmadali. Hayaan mo akong matapos. Interviewer: Hmph. Ramon: Sabihin nating sumunod ay isang pagsasalo. -end(Flashback) Scene 6: *Ramon confronts Debby and Aj. Ramon welcomes them with a smile. Debby and Aj are, of course, nervous.* *text DAY 5 appears on screen* Ramon: Nag-kakilala naba kayong dalawa? AJ: Uhhhh.. Hindi naman ata. Parang oo pero Malabo. Ramon:You sure? Debby, diba andun siya noong birthday party ni Martin? Di ko ba kayo napakilala? Ramon: Hmmmm, Okay. Hmmmm, Okay. Ayokong sabihing ayoko kayong magkakilala soooo Debby meet Aj, Aj meet debby. Nakakatuwa na namagkakilala na ang dalawa kong paboritong kaibigan, no? *Laughs* Debby, Aj: *Laughs together with Ramon*
Ramon: *Wears his leather gloves* *Keeps on laughing* Alam niyo,
mga sinungaling kayo, no? *Slams his phone to show them the pics* Aj: *Stands up* Bro! I can explain. Ramon: Ay jusko manahimik ka muna. Alam ko na lahat. Wala na akong pakielaam. Aj: Mahal naming ni Debby ang isat isa. Marami kaming. Marami kaming common sa isat isa. Aamin na dapat kami sayo. Bro, patawarin mo na kami. Pagkatapos nito hihingin na naming dapat basbas mo. Magbabagong buhay kami. Ramon: *Laughs* Pucha. Puro bullshit. *Laughs again* Saang palabas mo nakuha yan? *Laughs* Ramon: *Puts on gloves* *Brings out a knife* *Goes near Ramon* Aj, Bro, sinasabi ko sayo: Di ka makakalabas dito. *Laughs* Aj: Bro, pagusapan natin to. Debby: RAMON! Ramon: Manahimik ka diyan. *Stabs Aj* Debby: *screams. cries.* Ramon: *Brings down knife* Sooo, ikaw naman. Debby: *gets knife on table* *Runs away from ramon* Ramon: *Goes after her* Debby, babe, darling, hun, pag-usapan natin to. *Laughs creepily* (This part will be like the velociraptor scene in jurrasic world lol) Ramon: *Tries to steal the knife from Debby* *Gets stabbed instead* Ramon: *While lying down and while blood is dripping* Sigee, tumakbo ka. Makakahanap naman ako ng ibang babae sa buhay ko *cough laugh* -endScene 7: *Interview is about to end* Ramon: Sooo ngayon, andito ako. Interviewer: So ayun na yon? Aminado ka? Ramon: Weeeelll, Oo. Pero nakalimutan mo sabihin na proud din ako. *Laughs* Ramon: Di ko naman siya sinisisi, by the way. Nagnakaw siya. Sino naman kasi ang gugustuhing di magnakaw sa mundo nating ito na puno ng mga bagay na ninanais natin. Ramon: Ramon: Oo nga pala, di ko siya pinatay dahil sa traydor siya. *Laughs creepily* Di ko talaga alam bakit ahahhaha. At ayun yung punto, nabaliw ako. Nakita ko na walang punto ang mundo. Walang layunin, walang kahit ano. Maraming di makakaintindi sakin
panigurado. *Laughs* Baliw nga ako diba?
Interviewer: Okay. Goodbye then. Ramon: Waiit, wait, wait. Interviewer: Hmm?? Ramon: Pwede ba makiinom ng tubig *coughs* Interviewer: *Pours in water to the glass* *Gives to Ramon* Ramon: *Ramon breaks the glass of water* *Stabs the interviewer in the neck. (This part is like the interviewers POV) Ramon: Wag ka munang umalis. Di mo ba alam ano pa ang ginawa ko kay Aj? *Laughs* *Turns on music: Johann Strauss II - Voices of Spring Waltz* Well, ganito yon. *Plays around the interviewers dying body, stabs him randomly with the broken glass and pen* Tapos ganito Scene ends as Ramon says in a voice over Aahhh, good times. -CREDITS-END-