Title: ?

Genre: Black Humor

Writer/s: Yves Jude Nakpil
Characters:
Ramon- Dude became crazy after his gf cheated on him with his
bestfriend.
Interviewer- Person who interviews Ramon about his motives.
Debby- Ramons gf
Aj- Ramons bestfriend.
Scene 1: *In a room Ramon is being interviewed. Donuts, a music
player and its headphones, some paper, a pen and marker, a water
pitcher, and a glass for water are in the table. Ramon gets a donut
and talks.*
*text DAY 10 is placed on screen*
Ramon: Nakakatawa diba? Kung pano nakakapagpasaya sayo ang isang
simpleng bagay, tulad ng donut na ito. *Laugh* At kung pano
nasisira ng isang maliit na pangyayari ang buong buhay mo, lahat ng
pinaniniwalaan mo at lahat ng pinangarap mo.
Interviewer: Ser, kung tiyak mga sinasabi mo at di kung ano-ano,
mas madali tayong matatapos.
Ramon: Eh, KJ. Kaw bahala. Sabihin natin nagsimula ito sa isang,
di ko nakitang babala.
-end(Flashback) Scene 2: *Ramon is listening to classical music in his
phone. Ramon is reading books and has a stack of books besides him.
One of his bros, Martin, runs to him. Martin seems to be in
hesitation when delivering the news.
*text DAY 1 is placed on screen*
Martin: BRO!BRO! Bro, tingnan mo to oh. Si Debby oh. Di ba kayong
dalawa?
*Martin hands out his phone*
Ramon: Puta. Putangina!
Martin: Uhhh.. Di lang yan, bro. Si Aj pa, yung bestfriend mo.
Ramon: Ano meron kay Aj?! *Scrolls to the next picture* TANGINA
TALAGA. Mga traydor! *Pushes the stack of books* *cries*

-endScene 3: *Interview of Ramon goes on*

Interviewer: And?
Ramon: Nagbabasa ka ba? Di yung basa na dahil kailangan mo, yung
basa dahil interesado ka talaga.
Interviewer: Hindi naman. Minsan.
Ramon: Well, may nabasa ako dati.. Title niya The Killing Joke
Comic siya. Sinabi don All it takes is one bad day to reduce the
sanest man alive to lunacy. Totoo talaga yun, No? *laughs* Isang
masama, malas at masakit na araw ay ang dahilan ng pagka ganto ko.
Ang babaw, diba? *Laughs*
(Flashback) Scene 4: *Ramon is in a room, alone, and is looking at
wall. He is going crazy.*
*text DAY 2 appears on screen*
Ramon: *Going crazy* *Eyes rolling everywhere* *Whispering
background sound* *scratching head* *tinakpan ang tenga* *
-endScene 5: *Interview goes on*
Interviewer: Ano naman kinalaman nito sa kaso mo?
Ramon: Ehhh, wag ka magmadali. Hayaan mo akong matapos.
Interviewer: Hmph.
Ramon: Sabihin nating sumunod ay isang pagsasalo.
-end(Flashback) Scene 6: *Ramon confronts Debby and Aj. Ramon welcomes
them with a smile. Debby and Aj are, of course, nervous.*
*text DAY 5 appears on screen*
Ramon: Nag-kakilala naba kayong dalawa?
AJ: Uhhhh.. Hindi naman ata. Parang oo pero Malabo.
Ramon:You sure? Debby, diba andun siya noong birthday party ni
Martin? Di ko ba kayo napakilala?
Ramon: Hmmmm, Okay. Hmmmm, Okay. Ayokong sabihing ayoko kayong
magkakilala soooo Debby meet Aj, Aj meet debby. Nakakatuwa na
namagkakilala na ang dalawa kong paboritong kaibigan, no? *Laughs*
Debby, Aj: *Laughs together with Ramon*

Ramon: *Wears his leather gloves* *Keeps on laughing* Alam niyo,

mga sinungaling kayo, no? *Slams his phone to show them the pics*
Aj: *Stands up* Bro! I can explain.
Ramon: Ay jusko manahimik ka muna. Alam ko na lahat. Wala na akong
pakielaam.
Aj: Mahal naming ni Debby ang isat isa. Marami kaming. Marami
kaming common sa isat isa. Aamin na dapat kami sayo. Bro,
patawarin mo na kami. Pagkatapos nito hihingin na naming dapat
basbas mo. Magbabagong buhay kami.
Ramon: *Laughs* Pucha. Puro bullshit. *Laughs again* Saang palabas
mo nakuha yan? *Laughs*
Ramon: *Puts on gloves* *Brings out a knife* *Goes near Ramon* Aj,
Bro, sinasabi ko sayo: Di ka makakalabas dito. *Laughs*
Aj: Bro, pagusapan natin to.
Debby: RAMON!
Ramon: Manahimik ka diyan. *Stabs Aj*
Debby: *screams. cries.*
Ramon: *Brings down knife* Sooo, ikaw naman.
Debby: *gets knife on table* *Runs away from ramon*
Ramon: *Goes after her* Debby, babe, darling, hun, pag-usapan
natin to. *Laughs creepily*
(This part will be like the velociraptor scene in jurrasic world
lol)
Ramon: *Tries to steal the knife from Debby* *Gets stabbed instead*
Ramon: *While lying down and while blood is dripping* Sigee,
tumakbo ka. Makakahanap naman ako ng ibang babae sa buhay ko
*cough laugh*
-endScene 7: *Interview is about to end*
Ramon: Sooo ngayon, andito ako.
Interviewer: So ayun na yon? Aminado ka?
Ramon: Weeeelll, Oo. Pero nakalimutan mo sabihin na proud din ako.
*Laughs*
Ramon: Di ko naman siya sinisisi, by the way. Nagnakaw siya. Sino
naman kasi ang gugustuhing di magnakaw sa mundo nating ito na puno
ng mga bagay na ninanais natin.
Ramon: Ramon: Oo nga pala, di ko siya pinatay dahil sa traydor
siya. *Laughs creepily* Di ko talaga alam bakit ahahhaha. At ayun
yung punto, nabaliw ako. Nakita ko na walang punto ang mundo.
Walang layunin, walang kahit ano. Maraming di makakaintindi sakin

panigurado. *Laughs* Baliw nga ako diba?

Interviewer: Okay. Goodbye then.
Ramon: Waiit, wait, wait.
Interviewer: Hmm??
Ramon: Pwede ba makiinom ng tubig *coughs*
Interviewer: *Pours in water to the glass* *Gives to Ramon*
Ramon: *Ramon breaks the glass of water* *Stabs the interviewer in
the neck.
(This part is like the interviewers POV)
Ramon: Wag ka munang umalis. Di mo ba alam ano pa ang ginawa ko
kay Aj? *Laughs* *Turns on music: Johann Strauss II - Voices of
Spring Waltz* Well, ganito yon. *Plays around the interviewers
dying body, stabs him randomly with the broken glass and pen*
Tapos ganito
Scene ends as Ramon says in a voice over Aahhh, good times.
-CREDITS-END-