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Chris Brookes So, what I did.....I
worked on a kibbutz
want to tell you a bit about it so in the north of Israel (near the
maybe you might try something Lebanese border) for two months
similar or at least find it interesting. then travelled around Israel and the
For two and a half months I worked Sinai desert (Egypt) for two and a
and travelled in Israel. Israel is a half weeks.
pretty crazy place. People have A kibbutz is a communal society in
been fighting over the land it occu- which everything is owned by the
pies for thousands of years. Its quite kibbutz and private property is lim-
a scary place too. While I was there ited to personal possessions. “The
there were the double suicide bomb- desire to establish a just and egali-
ings in Jerusalem, an eighty shell tarian society is the basic principal
rocket attack in the north from guiding kibbutz life, together with a
Lebanon and murders of tourists in commitment to undertake tasks
Eilat. Its not a very big place- top to important to the development of
bottom its about as far as Israel. The first kibbutz was found-
Southampton to Newcastle- but it ed nearly eighty years ago and there
contains such contrasts in cultures are now some three hundred kib-
and geography that its like a conti- butzim” (Kibbutz Representatives
nent in itself. I won’t go in to the info.) So, what this means: every-
history and the current problems of one gets up early, works for about
good and bad of the ideology and offers of accommodation all round regions, Dahab in Sinai where the
the middle-eastern situation. That is eight hours a day six days a week
the changes of it over the years, but the world which should come in snorkling blew my mind and many
a volume on its own, and despite (with Shabbat- Saturday- off) and
not here. handy. Every kibbutz is different places around and between these.
having read about it, having been the kibbutz gives them everything
So, this lifestyle, in some ways though and every person has a dif- Overall the whole thing blew my
there and having talked to people they need. Again, there is a lot to be
unique to Israel appealed to me, and ferent experience of it. It is no par- mind and infected me with a
(including Israelis) about it, I only said about the kibbutz movement,
as a Christian I thought it would be adise and as in everything there are un/healthy wanderlust. I can talk
know that I don’t really understand how it started, where it is going, the
interesting to see where the one who good and bad bits but, as in every- about the things I did and saw but no
I’ve given my life to actually lived thing I think you can learn and words can really capture the vibe
while here on Earth. become tougher. and the intense feelings I had travel-
I was a builder/handyman on the Then travelling. Just me my ruck- ling about that place on my own.
kibbutz which was hard work. sack and God. If ever I needed a The spectacular and diverse geogra-
There was plenty of time though to ‘good shepherd’, a ‘friend’ and phy of the place, the history of it, so
relax by the pool and hang out with ‘companion’ it was then. It was relevant to my life and the sense of
my fellow volunteers. There was tougher than I had imagined to achievement of doing it made it the
such a mix, all kinds of people from begin with but once I got over the best summer of my life.
just about every country it seemed. shock of living like dirt and having And the most full-on sun tan.
That’s the main advantage of being no money everything was good. My
a volunteer, meeting and making Bible got well thumbed those Check it out for your self and get
friends with so many people from weeks. your ass kicked by adventure.
all over the world in the strange sit- I travelled all over, taking in the lush Contact: Kibbutz Representatives,
uation of the kibbutz. green beauty of the north, the Sea of 1A Accommodation Road, Golders
And getting a sun tan. Galilee, the crazy and ancient Green, London, NW1 8ED
I had such a good time there and Jerusalem, the floatacious Dead
made some good friends - I have Sea, the amazing southern desert
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status when you are 2 years shy of Diaz, but still she battles on. who quite easily steals the show
the big three-o is not a pretty state in With such a class line up and with his portrayal of Roberts’ camp
Who runs it?
which to be. This is how Julia Roberts back in ‘Pretty Woman’ friend - it is only a pity that we don’t YOU DO! - if you want to see a particular band or performance then get
Roberts finds herself at the begin- mould, the film holds a lot of see more of him and I do not mean involved - leave your contact details in the UNPLUGGED pigeon hole in
ning of P.J. Hogan’s latest film, ‘My promise, however, it ultimately.fails that in the Biblical sense! the Student’s Union.
Best Friend’s Wedding’. What to deliver. Roberts is good and there
makes things worse is that her child- are some chucklesome set pieces, Overall, let’s face it, this film is like When is it?
hood sweetheart, with whom she but these are by no means hysteri- quite a lot of the Summer’s big Unplugged is every other Tuesday at 8pm.
made an oath to get married if nei- cal. Cameron Diaz just doesn’t releases - disappointing. It’s not
ther of them had done so by the time work in the ‘poor little rich girl, but- bad, but it is by no means good. Where is it?
they were 28, is walking down the ter wouldn’t melt in my mouth, hon- Probably better to remember some
UNPLUGGED is usually in the Helyn Rose Bar in the Students Union
ailse with a girl he has only known est’ role at all. Superb in The Last of the cracking films from earlier on
but sometimes it’s moved upstairs to the Main Stage.
for months! Admittedly, you can let Supper, I cannot wait to see her this year (The English Patient, Jerry
the poor guy off when you find out return to a part with a bit more soul Maguire, hey, even Matilda) and to
that the woman in question is no in next month’s ‘A Life Less look forward to The Game and A What’s Next?
other than Cameron Diaz, but in Ordinary’. Life Less Ordinary than spend a The next UNPLUGGED is on Tuesday 7th October, in the Helyn Rose
Roberts’ mind, this wedding cannot fiver watching this. That said, you Bar.
take place. There are two really great things and your other half might think dif-
about Hogan’s latest film. The first ferently...
Having unsuccessfully attempted to is the truly inspired opening Drowning Again (Again)
win back her former love’s affec- sequence, quite literally an all 5/10...roll on the Autumn!
- A Short Story
Prepare to Scream !!
They sat on the edge of the pool, came on a fine bone china plate, and
quietly meditating its gurgling, ugly lace napkin.( She always had to be
reflection.The dawn broke-quiet, careful in the washing up bowl.)
then resplendent in all its colours
that she could not feel. The water Inspired by the irredescent dawn,
here’s a killer out there who’s please come along to LT G on 4 films. Enjoy. was cold,despite the sun. It licked the birds in the nearby tree began to
elemental
Ever get the feeling your voice and to behave. Think about it someday the supermarket that have gone past
ideas don’t count? you could be walking around cam- their sell-by date?
Ever get the feeling that you just pus mid-use and Oooops! it falls to You little Minx you. Aaw.. what the
want to have a good bitch about the floor, it would be slightly hell life’s too short to faff about
everything and everyone? embarrassing like when you mistak- with fresh non-wrinkly beef besides
law.
Well ...... here’s your chance....!!! enly tuck your skirt into your knick- it’s too expensive for us poor stu-
PAM AND PAT’S PROBLEM ers on returning from the loo! dents. Go for it !
PAGE!!! Not to mention the rising number of Make a statement. Pull his trousers
THE PLACE TO HAVE YOUR cases of electrocution through down when he is weeding and kiss
SAY!!! vibrator use. Wake up and smell the his bum. Spray his crotch with a
coffee or rather the smell of burnt hosepipe, run about naked and wave
elcome to Merry Pranksters
Dear Pam and Pat,
W a l i e n
mutation,
The
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Crossword No. 51
Across
1. Old Fashioned (10)
7. Train of attendants (7)
8. Preen (5)
10. Attire (4)
11. Rough Calculation (8)
13. Headgear (3-3)
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21. Serpent (5)
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Down
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2. A shade (4)
3. Squeamish (6)
4. Assigns to a post (8)
5. Moslem chiefdom (7)
6. Brilliance (10)
9. A joking remark (10)
12. Death of body tissue (8)
14. Spectacular procession (7)
16. Originate (6)
19. Crowns of heads (5)
20. Second Greek letter (4)
Last Weeks Solution meander 16. rudder 19. dowry 20. howl 23. lid
Across: 1. perhaps 5. hunch 8. querulous 9. pig 10.
Compiled by Jeff Blackham
expertly 12. grow 14. masque 15. chatty 17. apex 18.
supposed 21. dig 22. Oddfellow 24. rural 25. rest-day
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elcome back! My name is allow all those unfor- enjoyable experience.
Waterpolo
Dickie Saulet
W Rich Saulet (Dickie) and
after having battled
through the highly competitive
tunate people who
haven’t yet met me to
Sports Editor
There is loads of new
stuff in the Union this
have an inkling of what I’m about. year including the great SILLY
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