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BUT AS THEIR EYES ARE TURNED ELSEWHERE, THE X-MEN HAVE LITTLE el Nm tele te A ee DENNIS HOPELESS MARK BAGLEY ANDREW HENNESSY tsa aie BSi i NOLAN WOODARD VC’S CORY PETIT Ce Re Su sitsi (e377) BAGLEY, HENNESSY, WOODARD: ‘CHPIS ROBINSON DANIEL KETCHUM (MARK PANICCIA Pos) ci) pee Masi 0) ‘AYEL ALONSO ‘JOE QUESADA ‘DAN BUCKLEY ‘ALAN FINE ec Ceres aus ad Gist eat PS's\Te; 2.=0):) (STAN LEE & JACK KIRBY (© 2016 Marvel Characters, nc. All rights reserved. ll characters featured inthis issue and the distinctive names and likenesses thereo, and all related indicia ‘are trademarks of Marvel Characters, Inc. No similarity between any of the names, characters, persons, and/or institutions in this magazine with those of any living or dead person or institution i intended, and any such similarity which may exis is purely coincidental WWW.MARVEL.COMTHE WHOL \ ORLD IS ULL OF PEOPLE, BOBBY. ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE. 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BAD WAY AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE ‘AND T REALLY NEED TO TRACK HIM DOWN. AFTER WHICH fe PROMPTLY PUNCHED Me STRAIGHT IN THE Teer aes Z UTERALLy \ DROPPED OUT (OF SCHOOL THE VERY NEXT DAY. WRESTLER BOY CAME OUT A COUPLE YEARS LATER AND TRACKED ‘ME DOWN ONLINE ‘TO APOLOGIZE. T NORMALLY TELL PEOPLE It's JUST A NAME AND NOT TO READ BUT THIS. TIME, T THINK, LEAVE THAT UP TO YOU.Say 7 __weiro TERRIFYING MOTH CREATURE, ‘YOU COME BACK HERE!7 IT'S COOL THOUGH. t THINK HE'S: WATCHING. EN : { tf- a, 5, ussce .50... YOU'RE’ AN INHUMAN, BUT YES, 2 TM ALSO AN EXCEPT INHUMAN. (AIF THERE'S A WEIRD ‘COCOON THING INVOLVED- OR, MAYBE 1 3ST DIDNT ATTACK HIM WITH A BUNCH OF ICE AND. FIREBALLS. --AND FOR DESPITE. WHAT THE INTERNET THINKs, NOT ALL. INHUMANS HATE THE X-MEN. AND, BELIEVE TOR NOT. A RECOVERING PICK- POCKET. Guess: Useo your POWERS ON THE MOTH GUY BACK THERE? TO CALM. HIM DOWN 50 YOU GUYS WERE CLEARLY TRYING TO HELP. ‘YOU WERE! JUST SORT ‘OF AWFUL AT IT.TM AN EMOTIONAL EMPATH. 5 CAN SENSE AND MANIPULATE PEOPLE'S EMOTIONS. CALM THEM OWN. WARM THEM UP. WHATEVER. IT'S REALLY USEFUL WITH NEW INHUMANS. LIKE HIM, PEOPLE TEND TO COME OUT B) | OF THE COCOON PRETTY RAMPED UP. “SCARED AND ‘CONFUSED. OTHERS SCOOP . THEM UP. ‘YOU WERE AWESOME AND DIFFERENT AND YES OF. COURSE T WANT TO BUY YOU ALL THE FRENCH FRIES. 50 IF YOU. CouLD Just Look UP FROM YOUR FRIGGIN’ ‘SMART PHONE FOR TEN ‘SECONDS TO LET ME DOWN EASY. TWOULD REALLY 50. THAT'S WHY I FELT 50 COMFORTABLE WITH YOU. EARLIER I gust. 1 THOUGHT... Tar WE HIT IT OFF LIKE ‘GANGBUSTERS? THAT THE WHOLE THING Was. SCARY EASY AND NOW YOU REALLY WANT TO. GRAB SOME LATE NIGHT FRENCH FRIES? CAN yOu NOT MAKE FUN OF ME RIGHT NOW? "CUZ, LIKE I CRASHED AND BURNED WITH A DOZEN GUYS IN THERE TONIGHT. AND IDIE SAYS IT'S ALL JUST PRACTICE AND DOESN'T MATTER, BUT THAT FELT WORSE THAN ANY BEATING T'VE EVER TAKEN. GOTTA GO OH, THIS BACK TO.WoRK Tenet My NOW, BUT YOU PHONE. SHOULD DEFINITELY : CALL ME fae rs, SOMETIME.Terie ia ead agi ely HiTNT OO aia SW eee ALL-NEW X-MEN #14 ON SALE IN OCTOBER Sea VA Wat eee = pees SR ISSUE #4 0N SALE INSEPTEMBER ANNUAL #1 ONSALEINSEPTEMBER ISSUE #13 ON SALE IN SEPTEMBER