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Jokes (for people who's social lives really can't get much worse)

1. Knock, knock...
...
Dammit I forgot I'm a book. We can't hear.
2. A guy is riding in a car with his friend and asks him "who would win in a fight: godzilla or Mike
Tyson?" His friend looked at him.
3. Godzilla. The answer is godzilla. Fucking duh.
4. What do you get when you combine a salt shaker with a pepper shaker? A shaker that ruins
everything that you didn't want both salt and pepper on.

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