CAMP EAGLE STORIES PRESENTS:

THE QUEST FOR BOOTY: PART 1

Our story begins during the night in the small, yet reasonably accommodated
medical bay of the sailing vessel magnificently christened the War Elephant.
Chief Medical Officer Steven is treating a young boy for an invisible injury.
Steven: Alright, Im just gonna give you this pill thats gonna help with your
stomach-ache, okay?
The young boy nodded and reaches for the pill.
Steven: But first you gotta do twenty jumping jacks and sing the alphabet
backwards starting with the odd numbered letters and then forward with the even
letters whileThe officer quarters door opens with a mighty swing, revealing the somewhat
infamous Captain Salty Dan.
Dan: Officer Steven! I need to speak to you privately on some matters.
Steven nodded, and promptly picked up the child so that he may be thrown out the
nearest window.
Dan: Wait, what- Steven NO! We need to keep them all on the ship! Its dark out
and he doesnt have a life vest on anyway.
Steven nodded again and instead gently placed the child inside the nearest broom
closet and tenderly closed the door.
Dan: Steven, I cant have a fully functioning crew of children 1st through 7th grade
if you keep throwing them out the window like that.
Steven: Sorry Cappy D, they just annoy me with their fake excuses for not working
on the boat. Mr. Steven, I think I got scurvy! Mr. Steven, a rat bit my foot under
the deck! Really pathetic if you ask me.
Dan: Okay I didnt actually hear what you just said because I was still stuck up on
that name. Did you call me Cappy D?
Steven: Uhh, yeah.
Dan: Steven, thats weird.

Steven: Okay...
Dan: Anyway, I figured you needed an update on what our plan was, since you
dont have the Wunderlist app on your phone.
Steven: Yeah, so were still looking for the One Piece right?
Dan: What? Dude. No. We changed plans like, two weeks ago.
Steven frowned. He really wanted to find the One Piece.
Steven: Do I still get to have stretchy arms?
Dan: Uh, yeah man, sure. Do whatever you want.
Steven smiled and clapped his hands together giddily.
Steven: Okay Dan the man, whats the plan?
Dan: Okay, so weve already kidnapped Princess Cortez while she was traveling
over international waters, right?
Steven: Yeah, that was Tuesday night?
Dan: No, Tuesday night is prophet night.
Steven: Whens the wall night again?
Dan: Look just pay attention! Now of course we didnt MEAN to capture the
princess, we just wanted her magic amulet. But while the kids were breaking into
the mansion, she caught them and ended up reading a bedtime story to them, so
they begged her to come along with us. Once she got onboard it was kind of an
awkward situation, so we just kind of took her along with us.
Steven: Aww well thats kind of sweet, in a way.
Dan: Itd be sweet if it wasnt for the fact that weve probably got royal navy
tailing our behinds looking for her.
Steven: Ah, okay thats kind of bad. So whats the deal with the amulet?
Dan: That amulet is actually a magic compass.
Steven: Oh! Does it point to your hearts greatest desire?
Dan: Haha nice reference, but no. This compass only points West. Chad West.
Steven: What?

Dan: Specifically, it points to the location of the greatest treasure of our generation.
Steven:
Dan:
Steven: ... One Piece?
Dan: NO!
Dan: The compass leads to the great treasure of Chalulala!
Steven: Chalulala?
Dan: Chalulala!
Steven: Okay question. Whats a Chalulala?
Dan: Well it refers to a long and ancient legend which Ill get into right noMEANWHILE, in a lower part of the deck, David is moving a barrel labeled
Enchilada Supplies, when another man steps out of the shadows in front of him.
David: OH MY GAD IS THAT ZAC EFRODevin: SHHHHH!!! Be quiet!
David *whispering* oh my gad is that zac efroDevin: NO! Im not Zac Efron! Gosh! Why does everyone keep saying that?
David: Well probably because you look like Zac EfroDevin: I KNOW WHY EVERYONE SAYS IT OKAY!
The ship ominously rocks on the water.
Devin: *sighs* I know. I really know.
David continues to stare at him.
David: So uhhh
Devin: What?
Daid: Was there something you were gonna do or..
Devin: Right! I want you to help me take over this ship!
David: Ohhh So like mutiny?

Devin: Right!
David: Okay! So like, who are you again?
Devin: Im the Dread Pirate Devin, looking for the Amulet of Chalulala!
David: Chalulala?
Devin: Chalulala!
David: Oh right! That amulet the captain kept going on about.
Devin: Precisely! Ive stowed away on this ship to take the amulet for myself!
David: Hmm, okay, that seems like a pretty solid plan.
Devin: Thanks! I think so too!
David: Yeah yeah sure, but like why are you telling me this though?
Devin: Because I need someone to help me carry out my plan, and you looked like
youd be the perfect candidate.
David: But Captain Dan said hed help me get to America so I can get a job on the
railroad and feed my family back home.
Devin: Thats that was a Chinese thing right? Not Vietnamese? Arent you
Vietnamese?
David shrugged his shoulders.
Devin: Well anyway, if you work with me Ill give you a bigger cut than he will
AND Ill give you a ride over to America when were done.
David: YAY!
Devin: Actually, scratch the bigger cut thing, you dont need it.
David: Hey!
Devin: Alright, a little bit bigger.
David: :3
Devin: Okay, so heres the plan

END OF PART 1