S Magazine 5 June

5 June 2016
A taste
of honey
Delicious
recipes from
natures
larder
The dapper
Duke
We celebrate
Prince Philips
sartorial style
A vine
romance
Jamie Goode
samples the best
French wine
Summer
breeze
Floaty fashion for sunny days
Contents
COVER, STYLING: PAULA OCONNOR / PHOTOGRAPHS: NEIL MARRIOTT / STYLISTS ASSISTANT: SIAN ODONNELL / MODEL: BREE WARREN AT MILK / HAIR AND MAKE-UP: CAROLYN WREN
USING MAC AND CHRISTOPHE ROBIN / WITH THANKS TO IVAN AT UNIQUE F ZEEN RETREAT IN KEFALONIA, GREECE (020 7183 5383, UNIQUEKEFALONIA.COM/BOUTIQUE-HOTEL)
5 June 2016
Fashion
4 Get this!
This weeks must-haves
8 Focus
Head-turning frocks to show off
your shoulders
12 Summer of love
Fall for the best beach cover-ups
under the sun
32 In the closet
Actress and comedienne Kate
Robbins reveals her style secrets
Lifestyle
38 Victorias best
Victoria Gray finds bright and breezy
beach towels
40 Interiors
Deck out your home in nautical
colours and maritime accessories
44 Food
Make a beeline for the honey pot to
create moreish sweets and savouries
51 Wine
Jamie Goode applies fresh
thinking to summer drinking
52 Gardens
Want to show off your garden
to the public? Alan Titchmarsh
says it couldnt be easier to make
people welcome
People
18 Life as I know it
With comedian Alan Davies
20 Samantha Barks
Why the stage star and singer always
has a song in her heart
24 Love is all you need
TOWIE star Debbie Douglas and her
daughter Lydia Bright on the trials
and tribulations of their foster family
28 Fit for a prince

As Prince Philip reaches his
95 birthday, we celebrate his
sense of style
30 Foodie heaven
British boltholes that are a treat
for the taste buds
59 My favourite photo
TV presenter Clive Anderson
shares a treasured snapshot
Regulars
44
28
The things
they say...
12
7 First look
The hottest tickets
in town
A mothers arms are
16 Beauty
Hand washes for
made of tenderness
super-clean skin
and children sleep
34 Health
The moving story of a
soundly in them
teen who survived four
Victor Hugo
cardiac arrests thanks
(1802-1885)
to a defibrillator
36 Agony aunt
Your questions answered by Jane
OGorman and Dr Rosemary Leonard
54 Read all about it
Turn over a new leaf with our
selection of the finest fiction
57 Fiction
A story by debut novelist Kit de Waal
61-76 Switch on
The week on TV and radio
77 Be a winner
A National Trust break and heavenly
heels could be yours
79 Mindy Hammond
One of our dogs is missing and
our columnist and friends are
searching far and wide...
81 Stars
Lori Reid predicts your week
82 The 1,000 crossword
Pit your wits against our prize puzzle
Editor Margaret Hussey Art Director Greg Anderson Supplements Picture Editor Karen Vowles Picture Editor Sarah White
Production Editor Jan Brierley Features Editor Nicole Carmichael Lifestyle Editor Victoria Gray Fashion Director Paula OConnor
Deputy Fashion Editor Sally-Anne Argyle Commissioning Editor Laura Mulley Literary Editor Charlotte Heathcote Feature Writer Kirsten Jones
Deputy Production Editor Neil Porter Fashion Assistant Sian ODonnell Sub Editors Bridget Rowan, Richard Trenchard, Claudia Shipley
Contributing Designer Tim Holland
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Follow us on Twitter @SMagazineUK
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Get this!
Theres something for every budget in this weeks must-have selection Compiled by Laura Mulley
PET SHOP TOYS

Gummi Pets bowl, 9.57, The Design Gift
Shop (029 453 0332, thedesigngiftshop.com)
UP AND RUNNING
Sports bra, 22, River
Island (0344 576 6444,
riverisland.com)
HIGH AND MIGHTY

Shoes, about 210, Chie
Mihara (chiestore.com)
THE JET SET

Lulu Guinness
passport holder, 41.88, QVC
(0800 514131, qvcuk.com)
GOOD KARMA
The Hoxton x Daisy chakra
bracelet, 57, The Hox Shop
(shop.thehoxton.com)
RADIO GAGA
Heritage portable DAB+
radio with Bluetooth, 169.99,
Goodmans (goodmans.co.uk)
ORS
EDIHTOICE
C
HANG OUT THE BUNTING

Mexican Fiesta bunting, 6.99,
Candle & Cake (01508 489361,
candleandcake.co.uk)
WALKIES!
Hape walk-along puppy,
14.95, Harrods (0333
300 1000, harrods.com)
HIGH AND DRY

Supersonic hair
dryer, 299, Dyson
(0800 298 0298,
dyson.co.uk)
THE COCKTAIL HOUR

LSA paddle cocktail set,
85, Houseology (0330
363 0330, houseology.com)
S MAGAZINE 5 JUNE 2016
WHERE THE ART IS

Wheres Warhol? by Catherine
Ingram and Andrew Rae, 9.95,
Bookshop (see page 81)
TIME TO SHINE
Karlsson copper alarm clock,
14.95, Design My World (0844
357 4508, designmyworld.net)
STAR SPANGLED
Cubic zirconia earrings, 68, Wild
Hearts (wildheartslondon.com)
TREASURE CHEST
Metal trunk side table, 170,
Alexander & Pearl (020 8508
0411, alexanderandpearl.co.uk)
TAKE A CARD
Diane von Furstenberg card
holders, 35 each, Net-a-Porter
(0800 044 5700, net-a-porter.com)
SWEET NOTHINGS
Nadia bra, 27; briefs,
14, both Afnitas (020
3475 7830, afnitas.com)
TRIO GRAND
Three-piece luggage set,
210, ZFrame (0161 934
2240, zframe.com)
PAWS FOR
THOUGHT
Birthday Pawty
hamper for
dogs, from
40, The
Artisan Pet
Deli (the
artisanpet
deli.com)
MIDNIGHT HOUR
Versus Versace Fire Island
watch, 89.95, Very (0844
822 2321, very.co.uk)
HIDE AND CHIC

Leather rucksack, 165,
Harriet Sanders (01242
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FAST TRACK
Fitness tracker activity belt,
129.99, Myzone (myzone.org)
FRIENDS OF
THE EARTH
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William Kilburn
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Get lost in a Jurassic world of roller coasters, expeditions

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families back in time to when dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
Dont miss the chance to come face-to-face with a
captive T-Rex with Alive, Dinosaur Encounter. Family
tickets start at 74.75. Visit paultonspark.co.uk.
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MUST
haves
Animal magic,
rock music and a
heartwarming movie
make up this weeks
hot selection
Oddball & The Penguins

Get ready for a cuteness overload with
a journey Down Under to discover
the true tale
of how a
troublemaking
sheepdog
became
guardian to an
endangered
colony of
penguins. Its
out on DVD
tomorrow.
Visit Tatton Park

in Cheshire to
celebrate 100
years since
the birth of
Roald Dahl this
summer. Roald
Dahls Tremendous Adventures is a year-long
programme, inviting families into the famous story
books with exciting events and activities. Join the
Phiz Whizzing Trails to find Fantastic Mr Fox, follow a
mischief-making trail with Matilda in the mansion and
dodge gamekeepers in the gardens with Danny the
Champion of the World. A family Totally Tatton Twit
Ticket costs 27.50 including entry to the mansion,
gardens and farm. Visit tattonpark.org.uk.
Smoke + Mirrors Live

Hit US pop/rock band Imagine Dragons
have released their
live album and
DVD, featuring
multi-platinum
hits including
Radioactive,
I Bet My Life
and Thief,
from their
worldwide tour
last year. Both
are out now.
Me Before You
Louisa Clark works hard to help her
family make ends meet. When she
takes a job as
a caregiver, she
vows to show
her paralysed
companion that
life is worth
living. Based on
the bestselling
novel by Jojo
Moyes, its in
cinemas now.
7
55, Wallis (0344 984

0266, wallis.co.uk)
26, JD Williams (0871 231

2000, jdwilliams.co.uk)
Cool
shoulders
Summers most attering look embraces
the feminine dcolletage
Compiled by Sally-Anne Argyle
13, Primark
(primark.com)
8
45, Joy (020 3284 5944,

joythestore.com)
FOCUS
Sterling silver earrings, 35,
dress 29.50, both Marks &
Spencer (0333 014 8000,
marksandspencer.com)
46, Topshop (0344 984

0264, topshop.com)
39, Very (0844 822

2321, very.co.uk)
35, Glamorous
(glamorous.com)
75, Per Una at Marks

& Spencer (as before)
24.99, New Look (0344 499

6690, newlook.com)
45, River Island (0344 576

6444, riverisland.com)
20, Dorothy Perkins (0344

984 0261, dorothyperkins.com)
9
Double-layer maxi dress, 36;

platform sandals, 22; cuff, 8,
all Yours Clothing (0844 820
4204, yoursclothing.co.uk)
12
FASHION
Hot
tropics
Head for the pool in the coolest
holiday wear under the sun
Styling by Paula OConnor
Photographs by Neil Marriott
Silk vest, 12; shorts, 16; cuff,

8, all Yours Clothing (as before)
Kimono, 16; swimsuit,

25; sunglasses, 6, all
Yours Clothing (0844 820
4204, yoursclothing.co.uk)
Dress, 32; wedge

espadrille sandals,
29, both Yours
Clothing (as before)
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FASHION
Right: Dress, 30; wedge espadrille

sandals, 29; straw hat, 10; leather
belt, 6, all Yours Clothing (as before)
Stylists assistant: Sian ODonnell
Photographers assistant: James Rees
Model: Bree Warren at Milk
Hair and make-up: Carolyn Wren
using MAC and Christophe Robin
With thanks to Ivan at Unique F Zeen
Retreat in Kefalonia, Greece (020 7183
5383, uniquekefalonia.com/boutique-hotel)
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Amy Packer
Helping
hands
Our Beauty Editor selects fresh and
fragrant hand washes for every room
hile theres a time

and place for a good
old-fashioned bar
of soap particularly
ones that come
parcelled in glorious, brightly coloured
paper packaging when it comes
to hand washing throughout the day
nothing beats a liquid hand wash
complete with pump dispenser.
Speedier and more hygienic if youre
sharing with a houseful of guests,
Ive got through gallons since I started
changing (what feels like) a dozen
nappies a day.
Im a long-time fan of all things
Cowshed and its Dirty Cow
ANDY CARSON
Freshening Hand Wash (16; 020

7534 0870) has been a staple by
my sink in recent months. Grapefruit,
petitgrain and lavender blend together
to leave the subtlest hint of delicate
fragrance. Best of all, it isnt too
saccharine, which means the men
in your life wont mind this one
appearing in the smallest room in
the house (and will actually use it).
I try to have something savoury by
the kitchen sink because I find sweet
or heavily perfumed soaps can clash
unpleasantly with food. I had to move
a bottle of Molten Brown Rockrose
and Pine to the bathroom as the
scent was too pungent (almost
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incense-y) and the last thing you

want is the overbearing aroma of
churches when youre about to tuck
into a sarnie. Aveda Rosemary & Mint
Hand & Body Wash was my go-to
but it has sadly been discontinued.
Instead Ive been using Welcome to
LOccitane Cleansing Hand Gel

(18; 0800 368 9000). Despite the
odd name, its a lovely citrus offering,
which means it is particularly good for
banishing whiffs from your fingers
after youve been prepping odorous
veggies such as garlic or onions.
The bumph that comes with Roger
& Gallet Jean-Marie Farina Liquid

Soap (10.50; 0333 014 8555)
begins its description talking about
bergamot and lemon but for me it is
the cedarwood and sandalwood that
really make themselves known when
you open this up under running
water. Its an earthy, grown-up aroma
think of it as a cologne for the
hands. The addition of aloe makes
sure its gentle on skin, too. Be
warned though, it really isnt for you
if you like your hand washes to be
seen and not heard, as it were.
Dont assume you have to pay a
fortune to find something that will
look good in your guest bathroom,
though. Theres a whole array of
products that look and smell classy
and you wont

have to worry
about them being
wasted when
you send
your little
ones to wash
before dinner. M&S Beauty
La Maison de Senteurs
Fleurs de Mimosa Hand
Wash (5; 0333 014 8555)
is a simple suds with a beautiful
bouquet of white blooms. Its
paraben free, too, which makes it
stand out from the crowd when
compared to most other products
found in this price bracket.
In the same ballpark, Baylis &
Harding Sweet Mandarin &

Grapefruit Hand Wash (2.15;
0845 070 8090) is a light, bright,
fruity scent that lathers well and
includes vitamins A, B and C to look
after your mitts.
If protection and pampering
are what youre after, Crabtree &
Nectarine
Blossom &
Honey Body &
Hand Wash (28;
0800 054 2411) is a
Evelyn Jojoba Oil Hand Wash

(15; 0843 289 6560) is pH-
showstopper for those who

want something with a scent
that lingers. Perfect for this time
of year when youre looking for
something bright and summery, its
a glorious creation of cleansing suds.
The packaging cant be beaten in the
style stakes, either.
balanced so it wont dry out your

skin, while jojoba seed oil helps
soften and nourish.
Finally, if you are deciding on a
special treat that you can add to
your wish list, Jo Malone London
Beauty
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Life as I know it
Alan Davies
Actor and comedian Alan, 50, lives in London with his

wife Katie and their three children Words by Rachel Corcoran
TONY BRIGGS / CAMERA PRESS
Not a lot of people know this but I can

shuffle cards quite well. Other than that I dont
have any skills.
My best friend is my wife Katie. Shes my
only friend! Quickly followed by the kids. My
four year old loves me at the moment he
wants to be with me all the time.
My nickname is Some people used to
call me Big Al when I was at school, which
is ironic because I wasnt big.
The bravest thing Ive ever done is
having a baby, it turns out. Theres more
to it than meets the eye. The first time I did
stand-up took some courage. I jumped out
of a plane once, too, but I was attached to
someone so I wasnt really taking responsibility.
Its the most frightening thing Ive ever done
but I dont know if it constitutes bravery.
My favourite TV show is Cheers. I love
Ted Danson Ive got the hots for Ted. I love
everything he does. Recently he was in Fargo
and he was brilliant in that as well. Theres
another show he does called Bored To Death
everything he does is brilliant. Hes one of
the all-time great comic actors.
My perfect evening is a boxset of Cheers. Or
going to a restaurant with Katie, probably Indian.
She would push for Thai, so wed have to go
Thai. We dont do that often these days, though.
If we do have a date night, it will be the cinema,
and weve had a series of rubbish films recently.
Id like to say sorry to I make it a point of
principle to say sorry to my kids for shouting
at them. My father never apologised so thats
why. I said sorry to my little girl the other day for
shouting at her for taking off her shoes after Id
put them on. She said, Oh Daddy, you always
say that. You have to be a grown-up, though,
otherwise how are they going to learn? Its made
me realise Ive not been very good at saying sorry
and that Ive left a trail of disasters throughout
my life. Parenthood is improving in that respect.
My first kiss was with Susan Moody. I wonder
how she is. I was about 14, I think, and she was
18
great. We went out for what seemed like for ever

but it was probably only about four months. That
was virtually married back then.
My biggest regret is Ive done a few things
that have been well documented in the tabloid
newspapers that I regret doing. But you look
back at your life and you cant be anybody else
than who you are. If you look back over your life,
there will be things that make you shut your eyes
and weep: Oh my God, I did that, I said that,
Argh! But dont beat yourself up over it its
done and tomorrow is a new day.
The one thing Id change about myself is
my face. I did a series called Whites and my
character was a pompous idiot and he tried
to be rude to someone but they came back to
him saying, Has your face been inflated? And
I thought, Wow, thats really wounding because
my face must look like its been inflated for the
writers to come up with that line. So I tried to
lose a couple of pounds after that.
The best thing my parents taught me was
to be tight with money. My dad is immensely
tight-fisted to the point where not only does
he not spend any money, no one knows where
his money is. So even though Im quite well off
relatively in the world, I dont behave like I am,
I behave like Ive barely got two pennies to
rub together. When I bought second-hand
Wellington boots on eBay for my little
boy, Katie looked at me like, What
is wrong with you?
The last time I cried was
I cry every day. Last night at
work Katie sent me a video
of them all saying goodnight
and my little boy going, I love
you Daddy, night night. I was
in the dressing room with the
floor manager shouting,
Alan, were going to start!
and I was sobbing saying,
Ill be two minutes.
I was having a moment.
The best
thing my parents
taught me was
to be tight with
money
INTERVIEW
Your emotions are closer to the surface
when you become a parent.
The first record I ever bought was
Wig-Wam Bam by The Sweet. I think I was
seven. When I was at primary school, you either
liked Sweet or Slade you couldnt like both.
Its not good for my image but I like
driving too fast.
My greatest weakness is alcohol. Guinness
and wine the usual stuff. Chips, too. Im always
hoovering up the chips the kids have left, which
is not many by the way.
If I could pass any law I would Theres
a law in the Netherlands where if theres
any collision between a car and a bicycle,
its always the car drivers fault regardless. That
is a really good law. I have to walk my kids to
school and cross the road in front of the Range
Rovers of Hampstead and I dont know what
theyre on. They come up on the pavement
and wont stop for you even though youre
with kids. They probably have an appointment
at Trevor Sorbie or are going for a pedicure.
I drive a dirty, filthy VW.
The shop I cant walk past is the Arsenal
club shop. If I go in there, I binge. Mainly
because Im trying to make the kids support
Arsenal so I come home with pencil cases,
beanie hats, miniature kits, badges all this
wonderful stuff.
The most expensive thing Ive ever splashed
out on is my wedding suit. When we got
married, Katie was worried about how much
her dress was going to cost and then she
found out that my suit cost more. I had it
hand-made on Savile Row.
My perfect Sunday is at home with Katie
and the kids, Arsenal on the telly winning then
a walk on Hampstead Heath.
My favourite place in Britain is Arsenals
old Highbury stadium, which is no more. But
also there are some places we take the kids to
in Northumberland, where Katie is from, which
are just fantastic. Alnwick Castle is wonderful.
My last holiday was We usually go to Spain.
I have a flat there that Ive had for years. The
kids love it. Katies bored of it, though.
Im currently reading Au Revoir Crazy
European Chick by Joe Schreiber. Its an
American novel about a guy who has an
exchange student from Lithuania staying
in his house who seems to be really boring.
It turns out shes an assassin.
The best day of my life was my wedding
day. I have to say that but its true. Also my
40th birthday was great.
If I had half an hour left on Earth Id be
with Katie and the kids running in the opposite
direction from whatever was ending it.
The fourth series of Alan Davies: As Yet

Untitled is on Dave at 10pm on Saturday.
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Les
Mi
s
rabl
e
s
was a dream come true
S
amantha Barks is very, very excited

and who can blame her? Four years
after mesmerising global audiences
with her heart-rending portrayal of
ponine in Tom Hoopers adaptation
of Les Misrables, the actress has just wrapped
her latest feature film in Prague and is about to
start shooting two more movies. She will also be
showcasing her eponymous album all over Britain,
catching up with boyfriend Jack Fox and celebrating
sister Kims summer wedding on the Isle Of Man.
Its fair to say that Im really, really happy right
now, enthuses the actress, who first found fame
as a 17 year old, finishing third on Andrew Lloyd
Webbers BBC talent show Id Do Anything in 2008.
Ive always been a positive, optimistic person
who loves life and Ive got a lot to be positive about.
She certainly has. Samantha has recently
finished filming her final scenes as Mozarts
opera-singing muse Zuzanna Luptak in
John Stephensons Interlude In Prague.
Playing someone who existed in real life
has been a huge challenge, admits Samantha.
She was a famous soprano who Mozart wrote
an aria for. Its meant Ive had to do a lot of
opera singing and training and Ive now got so
much respect for opera singers and the way
they turn their bodies into a human microphone.
Its a beautiful, beautiful art that Ive loved
getting the chance to observe and learn.
Challenging though the process has
undoubtedly been, its elevated her exhilarating
mezzo-soprano voice to even greater heights.
Well, thats the hope with all the lessons.
You need to do as many as you can as its
such a hard skill to master and it does change
your voice. It is very, very different from the
way I sing normally, but I can listen to opera
all day and I love talking about it. Its beautiful.
One of her co-stars in the film is charismatic
British actor James Purefoy and she has already
shared screen time with Hugh Jackman, Russell
Crowe and Anne Hathaway in Les Misrables,
Idris Elba and Gemma Arterton in A Hundred
Streets and Max Irons in Bitter Harvest,
which is released later this year.
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Her star turn as ponine

was the making of
Samantha Barks. Now she
has a new album, new
movie and a new man
Nick McGrath reports
James is really, really wonderful. As an
actor, hes one of those dangerously exciting
characters, who youre excited by and disturbed
by at the same time. I hope people enjoy the
film as I love the story and Ive loved making it.
Next up for Samantha are leading roles in
the 1919-set musical romance Strike! with
Barenaked Ladies frontman Steven Page
and as a lovelorn ballerina opposite Pirates
Of The Caribbeans Jack Davenport in
Everything Carries Me To You.
With casting directors seemingly tripping over
themselves to grab her attention, Samantha,
who is still only 25, could be forgiven for
letting her ego swell, but she continues to
draw on her Les Misrables experience
to keep her feet firmly on the ground.
When I got that part, I didnt know what
to think or expect. I couldnt believe how
much it totally changed my life and it really
did happen very, very fast, she recalls.
They were people who weeks before Id
been watching on television and the next
thing I knew, Im sharing a set with them.
I had to remind myself to breathe and enjoy
the moment because its all over so quickly
and then, youre singing at the Oscars!
You have to take a step back and think,
Wow, this is such a wonderful opportunity.
I loved it. I loved every second. I loved being
on that set. I loved experiencing and learning
from all the other amazing actors. It was
just an absolute dream come true.
Her Les Misrables leading man, Eddie

Redmayne, was a particular pleasure to work
with. He was not patronising at all. He was
very experienced and I had no experience of
filming. He was just, Any question that you
might have had, even one that you might have
thought was very stupid or very obvious, ask
it. Hed always try to make me feel better and
was always very supportive. I was very lucky.
An alpha male Samantha has enjoyed working
with more recently is TV action man Bear Grylls,
who she joined in the South African wilderness
for this years celebrity Mission Survive challenge.
People ask me, Why on earth would you put
yourself through that? but I remember watching
it last year and thinking, Oh, my God, Id love to
have that experience. Id love to be shoved out
on a rope between two cliffs and see if I could
just find the strength to pull myself across.
I was the youngest, slightest and most
inexperienced and I expected to go out
on day one, but actually the physical
challenges were just mind over matter,
says Samantha, who was a runner-up.
Im not physically very strong, but Im
determined and what surprised me was how
much your mind can achieve things that
you definitely didnt think your body could.
She keeps in shape with Bikram yoga
sessions and is currently dating actor Jack Fox,
the younger brother of Lewis star Laurence
and cousin of Silent Witness actress Emilia.
Jack recently posted an adorable photo of the
pair taking time out in Prague on his Instagram
account, which is also dotted with snaps of the
jet-setting couple attending the Festival De
Cannes, the Oscars in Los Angeles and looking
head over heels in love at the opera in Vienna.
With clashing work schedules cited as the
reason for Samanthas split from ex-boyfriend
Richard Fleeshman, she appears to be taking a
more grown-up approach to her latest relationship.
Life is all about balance. My work is very
important to me, but so are my relationships.
I make time for that aspect of my life and it
makes me happy having balance in my life.
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We both find time to see each other because
its important to do that, as it is with your friends
and family. Everybody is busy and we live in a
very busy world, but you have to make time.
She also finds time to stay in regular contact
with her 200,000 plus social media followers and
enjoys the instant connection with her supporters.
I absolutely love my fans and I get to chat
to them a lot on Twitter and thats why I think
Twitter is really great. They call themselves The
Sprouts and they are really, really wonderful,
so passionate and they make me smile. They
are so supportive. It really takes your breath
away and Im amazed by the lengths some of
them go to be so supportive and so sweet.
Samantha will admit to the odd digital
proposal, but says its way too early to start
discussing real life wedding bells, although
she will be walking down the aisle twice this
summer once as matron of honour for her
sister and once as bridesmaid for a school friend.
Lets just take every day as it comes shall
we? she jokes, at the suggestion that Jack
might get down on one knee any time soon.
Im really looking forward to my sisters
wedding. Shes getting married to somebody
who is one of my best friends. They met
through me, so Im so excited about that
and its going to be one of the most special
moments of my life. But as for my own
future, I like to take things more step by
step and not get overwhelmed with stuff.
Also, I like to enjoy every step and not look
too far ahead and not look back too much.
I want to enjoy the step Im on now and see
what the future brings. Thats the way I am.
Samanthas new album, Samantha Barks, is
released on Friday. She is touring the UK from
Wednesday until June 30.
Above left: Samantha as ponine and

Eddie Redmayne as her leading man,
Marius, in 2012s Les Misrables.
Above right: The star with her boyfriend,
actor Jack Fox, at an Oscar event in LA
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Love is all
you need
TOWIEs Debbie Douglas has fostered more than 250
children. She and her daughter Lydia Bright tell Rachel
Carlyle of the joys and pitfalls of their extended family
ver the sink in the London house

where The Only Way Is Essexs
Lydia Bright grew up, theres a sign:
Remember, as far as anyone knows
were a normal family. But nothing
could be further from the truth. Most viewers of the
cult reality show TOWIE dont realise that behind
all the glitz, giggles and fake tan, Lydias mum,
Debbie Douglas, has opened her home to more
than 250 foster children over the past 23 years.
Lydia, 25, her sisters Georgia, 26, and Romana,
12, and brother Freddie, 18, grew up with an
ever-changing roll call of siblings: some children
would be delivered by social workers at 2am after
a terrible crisis and stay a few days; others would
stay five or 10 years and end up calling Debbie
and her partner Mum and Dad. When Lydia
went to sleep in her bunk bed, she never knew
who would be there in the morning maybe a
new baby in a cot or maybe one of the other
foster kids might have crept in during the night,
laughs Debbie, who is proud that her children
accepted their foster siblings so graciously.
There are currently six children living in this
handsome 1930s detached house in Woodford.
Lydia has moved to a cottage five minutes down
the road, but her three birth siblings are still at
home, plus three foster children aged 11, 12
and 17. One of them has lived there for 10 years.
Theres always chaos, but also a lot of love, says
Debbie, who admits shes so chaotic she recently
had a 55th birthday party complete with 55 balloons
and candles before realising she was actually 54!
The large wooden farmhouse table at the centre
of the homely kitchen is where TOWIE viewers see
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The house
was chaotic and
loud and I think it
brought me out
of my shell
Debbie hand out advice and tissues

to younger cast members, and where
the whole family gathers for crisis
meetings and noisy mealtimes.
On the table today, there are signs of
a busy family life: a little girls fluffy pink
secret diary, a pile of shirts waiting to be
ironed and tea and fruitcake from Fortnum
& Mason. (Why bake cakes when you have
Fortnum & Mason? Debbie laughs). On the
teapot sits a much-treasured knitted purple tea
cosy, which her 12-year-old foster son bought
for her with his pocket money on a school trip.
There were times at this table when I had two
babies in high chairs at each end, a toddler and
four, five and six-year-olds, and Id be ladling pasta
or minestrone soup out of a giant cauldron, recalls
Debbie, who comes from a big Italian-Irish family.
You wouldnt believe the amount of food we get
through in this house. To prove the point, she
drags a cushion-sized 5kg bag of pasta out of the
larder: This wont last the week. When I see the
amount of food other people throw away, I cant
believe it. If there are leftovers, weve got two
dogs and two guinea pigs and, of course, Mr
Darcy the pig used to eat the vegetable peelings
when he lived here. TOWIE fans will remember
Mr Darcy was a Christmas gift for Lydia from
her former boyfriend James Arg Argent. Hed
assumed it was a micro pig, but when it grew
to 20 stone, it had to be rehoused at a farm.
Debbie says she got into fostering purely by
chance: in her twenties, she was in the fashion
industry and dating Dave Bright, her partner of 35
years, who owns a tiling business. She didnt want
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children, but found herself pregnant with Georgia,
then three months after Georgias birth, with Lydia.
I got chatting one day to a woman with about six
children around her in a restaurant, found out she
was a foster carer and thought, Maybe I could do
that, and gave her my number.
Within two days Hackney Social Services was
on the phone and after months of training she was
asked to take her first charge, a three-month-old
baby girl. Georgia and Lydia were toddlers then
and helped her choose a cot and baby clothes.
I remember the knock at the door and shouting,
Girls, girls, shes here! We were so excited and
for a year they fought over her.
The hardest part of fostering is always saying
goodbye: its only designed to be shortish-term
care; often a baby is adopted after a year or so.
Of course, I cried when she left us after a year: its
devastating to say goodbye you feel you have lost
a limb for a while. If you didnt develop a bond you
shouldnt be a foster carer. But I try to think of
myself as a positive chapter in their lifes book.
In the early days I remember going to bed
crying, thinking, Am I damaging my own children by
fostering? Am I being a good enough mum to
them? With this constant attaching and detaching
going on, will my children have problems having
proper relationships later on?
Here, Lydia immediately jumps in: No, I think
its made me stronger, Mum. Its taught me about
sharing and never judging people. Shes full of
admiration for her mother, and thinks growing up
sharing a bedroom with three or four other children
helped her overcome her crippling shyness. The
house was pretty chaotic and loud and I think that
brought me out of my shell I certainly couldnt
have been in TOWIE if Id been shy and quiet.
I used to mother the younger children, and
sometimes theyd confide in Georgia and me
because they didnt yet trust adults because of the
experiences theyd had. I used to love sharing a
bedroom and living with a huge family it was a bit
like being on a school trip, but all the time.
Still, Debbie thinks that growing up in the chaotic
atmosphere contributed to Lydias love of structure
and order, adding: If you look at my wardrobe
everythings just thrown in, whereas Lydias is all
colour-coordinated with long-sleeved shirts in one
place and dresses in another. Lydia giggles: Its
true. Im a much more structured person than
Mum. Im very house proud and everything has
to have its place.
Occasionally, all four children would complain
about sharing their home with a succession of
strangers, but generally werent resentful, says
Debbie. What I used to hang on to was that all
siblings argue and if I had six or seven birth children,
it would have been no different, she says. I do
think I probably made a lot of excuses for my foster
children because of the start theyd had in life
compared to my own children, whod always had
a mum and dad who loved them, and who hadnt
gone missing or left them without food.
Not that foster caring has been plain sailing:
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PHOTOGRAPHS: GEMMA DAY
I have to
drop everything
when the
school or social
services call
there have been smashed-up

bedrooms, ceiling lights ripped
out, curtain rails torn down. You
dont want to be a foster carer if
youre house proud, says Debbie.
But theyre just things that can be
put back.
She estimates 80 per cent of the
children placed with her are there as a result
of alcohol or drug abuse. Some, including one of
the children she currently looks after, have been
damaged long-term by their mothers drinking or
drug abuse when pregnant. Most days the school
will ring, and shell often have to go and pick the
child up. You learn you have to be flexible even
if I have big plans, I have to drop everything when
the school or social services call.
Debbie thinks there were only three children she
couldnt really reach. One of them was a sevenyear-old boy whod been known to social services
since he was born. Hed seen an immense
amount of domestic abuse and drugs and alcohol
abuse, hed been left on his own a lot, and hed
been expelled from three schools even from a
lock-down school. I tried everything with him but
eventually I broke down to social services saying,
How do you expect me

to undo seven years of
abuse? The boy, now
12, ended up in a secure
unit, although it says a lot
about Debbies care and
warmth that when asked
which child she thinks she made
the most difference to over the
years, she pauses and names him. Its
true I had to give him up after four years, but in the
future I think he will remember those four years as
the best days of his life.
When I went into this I thought I could save the
world. You never want to give up on a child, but you
learn you cant fix everything.
However, she has an incredible record. Debbie is
still in touch with dozens of her former charges who
phone and email her with their news, and even
some of the birth parents shes tried to help over
the years. Shes been known to go round to their
houses to teach them cooking and parenting skills.
Some still call her when theyre having a crisis.
Mum definitely goes above and beyond the role
of foster parent shes exceptional and Im so
proud of her, says Lydia. Reality shows come with
this stigma that we dont work hard and are just

interested in partying and bitching, so I really hope
we can show people the other side of our life.
Lydia hasnt ruled out fostering one day, too. She
dreams of having a couple of children in the future,
and perhaps fostering a couple more. I definitely
wouldnt have as many as Mum, though I like
order too much. But its something Id like to do
one day.
Debbie thinks fostering has taught her to be
flexible and never to condemn people. Everyone
has their own story and I dont judge. Some
parents had terrible childhoods, so in some ways
its not surprising what happens when they have
their own children. All I can do is my very best to
give the children I look after the kind of proper
childhood we all want our children to have. Its
not always been an easy journey, but its been
so incredibly worthwhile.
Lydia and Debbie are fostering ambassadors
for the Department for Education and took
part in Foster Care Fortnight last month. For
more information on being a foster carer, see
gov.uk/foster-carers/becoming-a-foster-carer
and thefosteringnetwork.org.uk.
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THE DAPPER
Duke
Whether the Duke is meeting A-listers Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth
Paltrow (top right) or doing a Canadian folk dance, he always dresses
for the occasion, choosing beautiful fabrics and countryside colours
28
e is worshipped as a god
in a number of villages
on a tiny Pacific island,
holds the post of Lord
High Admiral of the Royal
Navy and is patron of more than 700
charitable organisations. Now, as
the Duke of Edinburgh prepares
to celebrate his 95th birthday on
Friday, we celebrate the worlds
most natty nonagenarian.
Throughout nearly 70 years of
marriage, Prince Philip has ensured
the Queen is never upstaged.
Yet her Majestys ever-faithful
husband has emerged as something
of a style icon in his own right. Earlier
this year, he ranked 12th in a list of
Britains best-dressed men way
ahead of his grandson Prince Harry.
His sartorially splendid son Prince
Charles didnt feature. The prestigious
GQ list had previously praised Philips
time-honoured style as well as his
services to classic British tailoring.
But it might surprise many to know
that most of the Dukes suits are
decades old. In fact, he can still fit
into the naval uniform he wore on his
wedding day on November 20, 1947.
In 2008, it was reported that the

thrifty royal had sent a 51-year-old
pair of trousers to his tailor to be
altered. As an aide pointed out, A
lot of the military uniforms he wears
are well-cared for but are very worn.
You can see where they have been
patched up in close-up photographs.
S Magazines fashion director
Paula OConnor says, Just like
todays style icons, David Gandy,
Daniel Craig and David Beckham,
Philip consistently gets it right, but
in a classic, understated way with
a generous nod to British heritage.
What he wears always trumps
directional fashion and although he
obviously has access to expensive
options, he has a formula for the way
that he shops for clothes. The fact that
Philip can identify beautiful fabrics (he
has been known to bring back fabrics
from his travels) means that he knows
his stuff when it comes to tailoring. The
colours he wears always complement
his skin tone and he veers towards an
organic palette the colours of the
British countryside. And, he is also
always beautifully well-groomed.
Boris Johnson should take note.
WORDS: CAMILLA TOMINEY / GETTY IMAGES / TOPHAM / AP
As Prince Philip celebrates his 95th

birthday, we toast his sense of style
ROYALTY
At 6ft, the Duke favours the top hat and tails look. Turnbull &
Asser and John Kent from Kent, Haste & Lachter have supplied
his suits for decades. It is thought that Philip owns ve morning
suits in total, three of which are more than 40 years old
Prince Philip is
a fan of British
classics that stand
the test of time.
His kilts are
made by Kinloch
Anderson in
Edinburgh, the
Dukes footwear
is from John Lobb
(with the exception
of Hunter boots)
and his coats
are from Daks
or Barbour
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Taste of heaven
Our writers bring you the UK on a plate
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Eckington Manor,
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Location: Pershore, in the Avon Valley
at the edge of the Cotswolds
Lowdown: Its a converted manor
house that dates back to the 1200s
with a cider press, stables and 17
rooms and suites. The head chef here
is MasterChef: The Professionals
winner Mark Stinchcombe, who,
alongside his Michelin-trained wife
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food. So although the hotel might not
be able to offer some of the facilities
of mega-luxe hotels (no spa or pool)
the food is the real draw here, plus
a diary of courses at the on-site
cookery school. The weekend my
husband Jonathan and I visited, we did
a brilliant knife skills course and
courses on offer include bread making,
Indian cookery and making the most of
your aga. Its paradise for foodies.
Fine dining: As Eckington has its
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herb garden, dining here is really
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MasterChef prize, Mark makes a point
of coming out of the kitchen to meet

diners, which is a lovely touch and
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at 45. Because we stayed for two
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choose a favourite from the melt-in-the
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Thai-spiced broth. Theres also a
substantial afternoon tea on offer at
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with three courses for 32. No wonder
its always packed. If youre on any
kind of diet, give this place a miss. But
theres lovely countryside all around to
walk off the calories.
Guest list: The restaurant is packed
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with out-of-towners drifting over from
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for weddings, the self-contained
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guests seeking a foodie venue that
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Nicole Carmichael
TRAVEL
The Pig, Hampshire

Location: Brockenhurst, New Forest
Lowdown: Its a beautiful old
country house nestled within glorious
countryside. Despite its grandeur,
the vibe is very low-key and relaxed
inside. Staff wander around in jeans
and Converse trainers. The rooms are
beautifully furnished, a rustic feel
without being twee, with nice touches
such as a Roberts radio tuned to
Classic FM when we arrived. It is all
about relaxing here. Even though this
is not a spa destination, it has two
treatment huts in the garden. They
are incredibly deceptive and Tardis-
like. I had an absolutely heavenly

massage and as Karen, the therapist,
worked her magic, I could hear birds
nesting on the roof above. It was a
lovely sound of avian hustle and bustle
and you really felt at one with nature.
Fine dining: You will be spoilt for
choice here. They say this is a
restaurant with rooms and you will
need a lie-down after dinner. As
much food as possible is produced in
the amazing walled garden, from their
happy free-range hens to local
foraging and their gorgeous pigs
roaming around at the back of the
house. Anything sourced from outside

comes from within a 25-mile radius.
The walled garden is well worth a
visit, as you can see what was on
your plate last night or what is likely
to be that evening beautiful colours
and shapes and sizes of broccoli
were there when we visited. As a
vegetarian, the chefs were keen to
create something special and they
certainly did that. I had the most
amazing risotto, so creamy and melt
in the mouth, packed with beautiful
veg. It is also worth trying the piggy
bits very substantial canaps, which
are delicious with a pre-dinner drink.

The wine list is more than extensive
here. But we were very happy with a
large glass of delicious house ros.
After our main course, we felt we
couldnt really squeeze anymore in,
but with our arms well and truly
twisted, we left it for an hour or so
and then tucked into rapeseed and
lemon cake and apple strudel and
custard. So moreish. In the morning
we opted to have breakfast in our
room eggs on toast never tasted
so good. Living up to its name, we
really did trough here. If pigs could
fly, I wish this one would land in
my garden.
Guest list: A mixture of couples on
a romantic break away from it all,
families having quality time together
and people celebrating special
birthdays or anniversaries.
Margaret Hussey
Details: Rooms cost from 155
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visit thepighotel.com/brockenhurst.
In the closet with
Kate
Robbins
The actress and comedienne likes to

look cool and casual in comfy jeans and
oaty tops Words and styling by Laura Mulley
Kate, 57, found fame as part of the
band Prima Donna, who represented
the UK in the Eurovision Song
Contest in 1980. Since then she
has had many acting roles including
Crossroads and Dinnerladies, as
well as doing voice-overs for Spitting
Image. She is now on The Grumpy
Old Women tour with Jenny Eclair
and Susie Blake. The first cousin
once removed of Paul McCartney,
Kate lives in Bedfordshire and has
three children, actress Emily Atack,
Martha and George.
How would you describe your style?
I still think Im a rock chick, but Im
too old to be one. Im comfiest in
jeans. I like glamour, but it comes
from grooming rather than your
clothing budget. Make sure your
nails and hair are always nice.
What colours and shapes suit
you best? I wore navy and black
through winter, but now with summer
coming its lovely to get into pastels,
and I love wearing white. My big
boobs limit what I can wear I go
slim-fitting on the bottom, baggy
on top, and Id never wear something
belted around the middle.
What is your favourite fashion era?
I liked the 70s. When I was a teenager,
I liked that gypsy style. I wore flared
Wrangler and Sea Dog jeans and loons.
Who is your style icon? Twiggy she
always looks effortlessly chic, even at
the age she is now.
What do you wear in the Grumpy
Old Women show? I cant tell you
much because part of the show is a
reveal, but we come on wearing
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Kate wears
white Matalan
jeans, a black
Gibson top
bought from TK
Maxx and a
Miss Selfridge
necklace. My
two daughters
questioned me
about wearing
white jeans, but
I think they
look good
Left: This top
and waistcoat
are from Mint
Velvet, one of
Kates favourite
stores. The
jeans are
from Matalan
FASHION
Have you ever made a fashion faux

pas? Everyone wore cycling shorts
for a while in the 90s, with bumbags.
I didnt even have a bike.
What is the best piece of fashion
advice you have ever been given?
My father used to say, Never be
down-at-heel. He used to make
sure our partings were straight and our
shoes were clean. It doesnt matter
what brand youre wearing, as long as
you look clean and well-groomed.
The Grumpy Old Women: Fifty Shades
Of Beige tour is travelling around the
UK until July 17. For tickets, visit
grumpyoldwomenlive.com.
Left: Kate wears a black shirt from

M&S, a bright vest from Dorothy
Perkins, jeans from Matalan and
her favourite Diesel pumps
Clockwise from above: This black
Biba handbag was a gift from her
daughter Emily. I could never
bring myself to buy it for myself,
she says, but its lovely that she
bought it for me. Her fringed bag
is from Accessorize
PHOTOGRAPHS: TESSA HALLMANN / HAIR AND STYLING: LAUREN GLOWACKI AT HAIRIZON IN WOBURN
boilersuits. We deliberately look very

plain so the audience concentrates
on the comedy.
What is the worst costume youve
ever had to wear? For Eurovision I was
put in pastel wide trousers, a T-shirt and
a belt. They had to strap my boobs
down with tape to make me look as
flat-chested as the other two girls. I
felt it unravelling as I was performing!
What are your favourite high-street
stores? Ive just discovered Mint
Velvet, which Im mad about. Its great
for my age group, but Emily wears it
too. Theyre slightly unusual designs in
lovely fabrics. I like H&M for T-shirts
and vests, but I do call it Hit-andMiss, and Ive always liked M&S.
Who are your favourite designers?
I love Stella McCartney, for obvious
reasons, but I am generally a
high-street girl.
Do you own anything vintage? Ive
got some pairs of shoes from the 60s
that I bought from charity shops, but
theyre a bit too weird to wear. I dont
wear a lot of vintage I think youve
got to be careful over the age of 45
as you can look like youve still got it
on from that era.
What is the oldest item in your
wardrobe? An Yves Saint Laurent
mens jacket that I used to wear in
the 80s. It looked great then but the
shoulders are too big so it looks silly
on now. I cant bring myself to get rid
of it. Its also the most expensive item
I have. It cost 200, which was a lot
back then.
Are you a hoarder or do you clear
out your wardrobe regularly? Im
quite good at doing clear-outs. Its a
wonderful feeling. My mother always
used to say that if you buy something
you must throw something away,
otherwise your cupboards get packed.
How much do you spend on clothes
a month? Not much maybe 50.
How many shoes and handbags do
you own? About 25 pairs of shoes.
Ive got more handbags than shoes,
but I only really use my Biba one. Ive
also got a Mulberry satchel that Ive
had since the 90s, but the strap
needs replacing.
What is your best beauty secret?
Dont slather your face in moisturiser
before bed. A beautician told me the
oils can cook your skin when you get
hot at night and settle into fine lines
and creases. Its been a revelation.
This beautiful blue bracelet was

Kates great-grandmothers, from
the early 1900s. The silver bangle
is also vintage
Kate bought this pale-pink coat
from Miss Selfridge
I dont wear much jewellery but
this diamond necklace lives on
me, says Kate. The rest of her
necklaces are from high-street
shops such as Accessorize and
Miss Selfridge
Kate bought this sparkly green scarf
from a market in Almeria, Spain
These black BCBGeneration heels
are Kates lucky stage shoes. I
cant sing without them, she says
Kates cowboy boots from the
80s. The dog has chewed them
now, unfortunately, she says
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My son survived
four cardiac arrests
Rahul Patel cheated
death, all thanks to a
debrillator just installed
at his local leisure centre
PHOTOGRAPH: REBECCA BRADBURY / THANKS TO BOC HEALTHCARE.COM
Words by Christine Fieldhouse

Meeta Patel, 45, is a paediatric nurse who lives
in Luton, Bedfordshire, with her husband Dharit
and their two sons, Rahul, 17, and Eshaan, 13.
Whenever I watch my elder son, Rahul, at cricket
practice, I think what a strapping boy he is at 5ft
9ins. Rahuls 17 now and studying for a sports
science qualification, but two years ago we almost
lost him not once, but four times.
Rahul was born with a condition that meant
the left side of his heart hadnt developed. Dharit
and I found out at my 20-week scan, when we
were given three agonising choices. We could
terminate the pregnancy, we could have Rahul and
do nothing about his heart so hed be unlikely to
survive, or I could give birth then hed need surgery
to connect the right side of his heart to the left.
Before we even held Rahul in our arms, we knew
we werent going to give up without giving him
every chance at life, so when he was just 20 hours
old we sent our 5lbs 12oz baby off for surgery. He
had the second part of the operation at four-and-ahalf months and then the final part aged two-anda-half. Once the three operations were over, it was
lovely to see Rahul looking so healthy.
Gosh, his face is pink. His lips were so blue
before, Id say to Dharit. I must have got used
to them being that colour.
When he started school, Rahul often played
goalkeeper in football so he didnt have to run
around as much as the others, but he gave
everything a try and, as he got older, he grew to love
cricket. He also had a wicked sense of humour, but
he was and is still a quiet boy, preferring to sit
and listen to a conversation rather than get involved.
Rahul was in his final year at Lea Manor High
School in Luton, and he was due to take seven
GCSEs, when I got the call on December 19, 2013
that was to change everything. I was in my car
about to set off back to work when my mobile rang
at 12.30pm. Rahul had been having some issues
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with one or two other children so when I saw the

call was from his head of year, I thought, Oh no,
whats he done now? But part of me was a little
concerned. It was an unusual time for her to call.
In tears, the teacher told me, You need to come
to school. Theyre calling an air ambulance.
Even then, I didnt get the enormity of what was
happening. Since his last operation when he was
two Rahul had never had any problems with his
heart and his annual check-ups had all been fine.
His heart condition never even entered my head.
I thought he must have hurt his back in PE. I rang
Dharit to ask him to meet me at school.
When I saw Rahul lying in the recreation
centre he was on the cold floor, wearing just
tracksuit bottoms, surrounded by people. Hed
no top on, his eyes were closed and he was
unconscious. It was then I realised my boy was
dying in front of my eyes.
This sounds awful but I couldnt go any nearer.
I think that was because I didnt want what was
happening to be real and I thought if I kept my
distance, I wouldnt have to deal with it. But it was
real. Dharit arrived as Rahul was being put in the
ambulance and, shocked and dazed, we rushed to
Luton and Dunstable Hospital ahead of our son.
Gradually, we pieced together what had
happened. Rahul had been playing football in the
sports hall when hed had a sudden cardiac arrest
his heart had stopped beating with no warning. His
condition had made him more susceptible to this,
but I knew it could happen to anyone at any time.
Amazingly, the recreation centre had only got a
defibrillator the week before and the staff had been
trained a fortnight earlier. But they had to use it
three times before I even got there. Rahuls heart
had stopped three times in the sports hall and
again as he was being put into the ambulance.
As we waited for the ambulance to reach
hospital, I was full of regrets. Every night I say to
Rahul, Goodnight, see you in the morning. Love
you. But I didnt used to say it in the mornings.
Miraculously, Rahul had survived the fourth
sudden cardiac arrest and at 5.30pm that day he
was transferred by ambulance to Guys and St
Thomas Hospital. I stayed by his bedside, willing
him to live. After three days, Rahul started to get
agitated which the doctors said was a sign he
wanted to wake-up. When he opened his lovely
brown eyes it was an amazing moment and I cried
out with relief. Wed been warned he may have brain

damage, but I knew in that second I would care for
my son in any form, as long as he was alive.
Rahul didnt have a clue where he was. Ive got
chewing gum stuck! he told me, but it was the
nasogastric tube which was draining fluid from his
stomach that he could feel. The nurses were asking
him what had happened, but he didnt know.
After four days in intensive care, he was
transferred to a cardiac ward. His short-term
memory loss meant he asked the same questions
time after time, forgetting wed just answered him.
Eshaan was staying in London with my sister
Avni, whos 40, and she brought him to see us
every other day. On New Years Eve, Rahul had
a five-hour operation to fit a pacemaker and an
internal defibrillator, which would shock him if he
ever had another cardiac arrest. Apart from an
infection, which cleared up with antibiotics, the
operation was a success.
Rahul left hospital on January 2, 2014, and he
was off school for two months. As the weeks went
by, he went back to his old self.
Theyre not going to stop me playing cricket,
are they, mum? hed ask.
No, I wont let anyone take that away from you,
I reassured him.
Rahul passed some GCSEs and he took business
studies for a year until he could get on to his sports
science course. Gradually, his memory has got
better and, although he has slower reactions, he
seems unaffected by the cardiac arrests.
I know the defibrillator saved Rahuls life and we
were lucky he was at the recreation centre, as his
school didnt have one at that time. The doctors
have told us Rahul wouldnt have made it if the
cardiac arrests had happened at school because
there are only a few minutes when a defibrillator
can be effective after a cardiac arrest.
We had such a lucky escape Ive made it my
mission to get a defibrillator into every school in
Bedfordshire. BOC, the company which produced
the defibrillator that saved Rahuls life, has since
donated one to his old school. Six other schools
now have them because of my campaign.
Rahul isnt the kind of boy who wants to be
mollycoddled and hes getting on with his life, as
Ive told him he must. And, as for me, every
morning as we say goodbye and he goes off to
college, I add, I love you.
HEALTH
Sudden cardiac
arrests: the facts
O Sudden cardiac arrests
are different to heart attacks.
A heart attack occurs when
one of the arteries in the
heart gets blocked, but a
sudden cardiac arrest
(SCA) is an electrical heart
disturbance that prevents it
from beating properly.
O If sudden cardiac arrests
are diagnosed within
minutes, cardiac massage
(CPR) or a shock from a
defibrillator can restore the
normal rhythm of the heart.
O Consultant cardiologist Dr
Honer Kadr, who works at the
Queens Hospital in Romford,
and the Spire Hartswood
Hospital in Brentwood, Essex,
says about 140,000 people
of all ages die from sudden
cardiac arrests each year
in the UK. Many will have
coronary artery disease,
hypertension, disease
of the heart muscles or
congenital heart problems.
O If the patient isnt revived
within five minutes of a
sudden cardiac arrest, the
brain doesnt get oxygen
and glucose. If the patient
survives, theres a very high
risk of irreversible brain
damage, says Dr Kadr.
O Survival rates drop by more
than 10 per cent for every
minute without defibrillation.
After 10 minutes, the
chances of survival are
extremely small.
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J
ane OGorman
Our agony aunt gets to the heart of your relationship problems
How can I stop his mum moving in with us?
sorry for the old lady, but the
responsibility robbed her of her
own life. Ive told my husband all
of this, but all he keeps saying
is that things would be different
with us; that he would persuade
his mother to go into a residential
home if things got too much. I
know, good luck with that one
Im usually very good at making
him see things from both points
of view, but hes really digging his
heels in over this and were having
some terrible rows. Things arent
helped by the fact that he tells
his mother everything I say and
so shes now being sniffy with me,
too. The other week, she came
for Sunday lunch and there was
a definite chill in the air. I feel
as though the pair of them are
ganging up on me and I dont like
this one bit. How do I ring-fence
my home and my life without
appearing selfish and cruel?
Youre not being selfish or cruel
just realistic. Im sure that, in
principle, moving your mother-in-law
into your home does seem a really
good idea. You have the space;
she has the money to pay you
rent and simply needs a base,
but you are absolutely right to
look ahead. The fact is that
Sex matters
I cant trust my girlfriend any
more. A few nights ago, after a
furious row, she confessed to
sleeping with a friend of mine
while I was on a training course.
When pushed, she admitted to
pursuing him. Apparently, shed
been sexting him for weeks
before he came to our house
for a night of passion. Ive now
asked her five times if shell
promise to never cheat on me
again but she refuses to make
that vow. All shell say is that
she loves me but doesnt want
to be tied down. Are we doomed?
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I get the impression that your

girlfriend does want out, but is
too cowardly to finish with you
completely. You need to take
control and end this relationship
before your self-worth is dragged
even deeper into the mud. The
fact is that if she isnt 100 per
cent committed to being with you,
then you have to leave. You cant
live the rest of your life looking
over your shoulder. To my mind,
she crossed a line when she
brought another man into your
bed. Whatever happens; walk
away with your head held high.
none of you know what lies around

the corner. And its completely
conceivable that she could have
a stroke or a fall and need nursing
and care. But, also, what if you or
your husband lose your job and
are forced to move somewhere
much smaller, would she move
with you? What if you split up,
would you still feel responsible
for her just as your cousin did?
Your husband needs to understand
that you have a voice and you will be
heard. Im sure that his mother is a
very nice person, but if shes already
displaying frosty behaviour during
this, the discussion period, then isnt
there a danger that you may also find
yourself the odd one out in future?
Its always said that we should
choose our battles. Well, I dont think
this is a battle that you can afford
to lose because the implications
are too far-reaching and unknown.
Also, what would the reaction be if
you insisted that your own mother
or another elderly member of your
family moved in, too? Is it one rule
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experience working in Londons top teaching hospitals
I wake up early in the mornings
and cant get back to sleep. When
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The classic cause of early morning
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My partner has suggested that

his mother moves in with us. He
points out that shes young at
heart, independent and healthy.
She plays bridge most days, has
a car and a huge circle of friends.
We have a spare bedroom with
its own en suite that she could
easily occupy and the additional
rent would help us no end. I agree
that on paper, it sounds a perfect
plan. We own a fairly large house
that we rattle around in and have
recently thought about taking in a
lodger or signing up for something
like Airbnb. Having a permanent
family member on-site would
also offer peace of mind
any time we go on holiday.
But his mother? Really?
I like my mother-in-law very
much, but Im not interested
in becoming anyones carer
or companion. Admittedly, his
mother is fit and active now but
what if she had a fall or a stroke?
I saw how my cousin got
landed with her mother-in-law
back in the 90s. Her husband
left her for a younger woman and
my poor cousin was still caring
for his mother until her death in
2006 aged 92. My cousin is a
nice person and inevitably felt
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A taste of
honey
Enjoy a delicious
slice of pumpkin
and honey bread
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FOOD
Pumpkin and honey bread
Makes 1 loaf
Preparation time: 2 hours
Cooking time: 35 minutes
300g (10oz) peeled and diced
pumpkin or butternut squash
2 tbsps olive oil, plus extra for
brushing the loaf
100g (3oz) clear honey
450g (1lb) strong white bread flour
1 tsp ground ginger
1 tsp ground cinnamon
tsp allspice
1 pinch cayenne
1 tsp salt
2 tsps fast-acting dry yeast
100g (3oz) pumpkin seeds
OPeel and dice the pumpkin or
butternut squash into 2cm (in)
cubes. Put in a saucepan and boil for
15 minutes or until just tender.
ODrain well then blend with the
olive oil and honey until smooth.
Allow to cool a little.
OSift the flour and spices into
a large mixing bowl then mix in
the salt and yeast.
OAdd the pumpkin or squash
to the flour mixture and knead into
a dough for 10 minutes, adding tepid
water a little at a time if needed.
OCover the dough with a tea towel
and leave to rise for 1 hours.
OTurn the dough out on to a
work surface and knock back while
kneading into a nice round loaf.
OPlace on to a parchment-lined
baking tray, cover with a tea towel
and prove for 1 hour.
OPreheat the oven to 180C/
350F/gas mark 4 and place a small
ovenproof tray of water on the base.
ORemove the tea towel, brush the
loaf with olive oil and sprinkle with
pumpkin seeds.
OBake for 35 minutes. The loaf
will sound hollow when you knock
on the bottom when its ready.
OSlice and serve the bread
with your favourite honey.
Honey-roast granola
with yoghurt and berries
Preparation time: 10 minutes
25g (1oz) goji berries
75g (2oz) pistachio nuts
75g (2oz) brazil nuts
75g (2oz) pecan nuts
75g (2oz) blanched almonds
75g (2oz) prunes
75g (2oz) dried apricots
300g (10oz) jumbo rolled oats
75g (2oz) pumpkin seeds
Rise and shine with

honey-roast granola,
yoghurt and berries
50g (1oz) sunflower seeds

25g (1oz) golden linseeds
25g (1oz) desiccated coconut
2 tbsps maple syrup
5 tbsps runny honey
75g (2oz) sultanas
75g (2oz) raisins
Greek yoghurt, to serve
Fresh berries, to serve
OPreheat the oven to 160C/320F/
gas mark 2.
OSoak the goji berries in warm water
for 10 minutes then drain well keep
the liquid for a lovely healthy drink.
OIn a food processor, pulse the
nuts, almonds, prunes and

apricots until roughly chopped.
OPlace into a large mixing bowl,
add the oats, pumpkin seeds,
sunflower seeds, golden linseeds,
coconut and cinnamon then mix well.
ODrizzle over the maple syrup and
honey then mix well.
OSpread out evenly over large
baking trays youll need more than
1 and bake, stirring frequently, for
10 minutes. Stir in the goji berries,
sultanas and raisins. Cook for another
10 minutes or until golden brown.
OAllow to cool then seal in airtight
containers until ready to serve.
OServe with Greek yoghurt

and fresh berries.
Honey baklava
Serves: 6-8
200g (7oz) pistachio nuts
50g (1oz) walnuts
50g (1oz) almonds
2 tbsps sugar
150g (5oz) butter
18 sheets filo pastry
For the syrup:
150g (5oz) sugar
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300ml (10fl oz) honey

300ml (10fl oz) water
2 tbsps lemon juice
1 tbsp orange blossom
325F/gas mark 3.
OPulse the pistachios, walnuts,
almonds, sugar and cinnamon in a
food processor until roughly chopped.
OGently melt the butter in a small
saucepan.Lay 1 sheet of filo pastry
in a 24x36cm (9x14in) or similar
roasting tray and brush with a little
butter. Repeat this for 6 sheets.
OEvenly spread half the chopped
nuts mixture over the filo pastry.
OLay 6 more sheets over the
top, buttering each layer.
Whole cherries add

the nishing touch to
this moreish cheesecake
OEvenly spread the remaining
nuts over the top.
ORepeat with the 6 remaining
filo sheets, buttering each layer.
OUsing a sharp knife, slice the
baklava into 6x6cm (2x2in)
diamonds or rectangles, making
sure you cut through to the base.
OBake for 20 minutes until the
top is just golden and crispy then turn
oven down to 150C/300F/gas mark
2 and bake for a further 30 minutes.
OPlace all the syrup ingredients
in a saucepan and bubble gently
for 15 minutes or until its a light
syrup. Allow to cool fully.
ORemove the baklava from the
oven and allow to cool a little.
OPour the syrup evenly into the

slits, let it all absorb and cool.
Honey and
cherry cheesecake
Serves: 10
For the base:
100g (3oz) dates
50g (1oz) desiccated coconut
200g (7oz) digestive biscuits
1 tbsp runny honey
50g (1oz) butter
For the coulis:
150g (5oz) pitted cherries,
plus whole cherries to serve
50g (1oz) honey
1 tsp cornflour
50ml (1fl oz) water
For the topping:
800g (1lbs) cream cheese
150ml (5fl oz) sour cream
90g (3oz) runny honey
1 tsp vanilla extract
3 eggs
60g (2oz) plain flour
OPreheat the oven to 180C/350F/
gas mark 4. Line the base of a 25cm
(9in) cake tin with parchment paper.
OPlace all the base ingredients in a
food processor and pulse until mixed
but still with plenty of texture.Place
in a baking tray, pressing down flat.
OPut the cherries and honey in a
small saucepan. Mix the cornflower
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FOOD
with the water into a paste in a jug.
Add to the saucepan, mix well and
cook over a medium heat until
it starts to thicken. Blend until
smooth then set aside to cool.
OGently whisk the cream cheese
in a large bowl until smooth. Mix in
the sour cream, honey and vanilla.
OIn a separate bowl, lightly beat
the eggs then sift in the flour and
whisk together. Add to the cream
cheese and mix well.
OPour half the cream cheese mixture
over the base then spoon over half of
the coulis in small pools. Pour over
the rest of the cream cheese mixture
followed by pools of the remaining
coulis. Run the end of a fork through
the mixture to form decorative lines.
OBake for 10 minutes then reduce
the temperature to 100C/215F/
gas mark and bake for a further
30 minutes.
ORemove and allow to cool fully
before serving with whole cherries.
Honey-glazed
salmon and summer
vegetables is a mouthwatering treat
Honey, lemon and

thyme-glazed salmon
with summer vegetables
Serves: 4
2 red onions
1 yellow courgette
1 green courgette
2 red peppers
2 yellow peppers
1 tbsp olive oil
Salt and pepper, to taste
75g (2oz) butter
2 garlic cloves, peeled and crushed
1 tsp chopped thyme
Juice of 1 lemon
2 tbsps honey
1 tbsp olive oil

4 skinless salmon fillets
Flour, to dust
8 cherry tomatoes, halved
1 tsp cider vinegar
Fresh basil leaves, to taste
320F/gas mark 2 and place
a large roasting tray in to heat up.
OPeel the onions and cut each into
8 equal pieces.Slice the courgettes
1cm (in) thick at an angle.Slice
each pepper through the stalk into 6
pieces, removing the stalk and seeds.
OPlace all the cut vegetables

into the preheated roasting tray
and toss with olive oil, salt and
pepper. Roast for 30 minutes.
OHeat the butter in a saucepan
until foaming and starting to slightly
brown. Add the garlic, thyme, lemon
juice and honey to the butter then
whisk gently over the heat for 2
minutes until it is just thickening.
Allow to cool for 10 minutes.
OPlace a non-stick frying pan over
a medium heat with the olive oil.
OLightly dust the salmon with flour
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WINE
Jamie Goode
Celebrate summer with fresh whites from Frances Loire valley, says our expert
he Loire valley is one of

the most exciting wine
regions in France and it
should get lots more
attention than it does. Here, Im
focusing on two of its strengths:
white wines made from sauvignon
blanc and chenin blanc grape
varieties, both of which have their
origins in this region. Sauvignon
reaches some of its greatest
heights in the Loire valley and
chenin is a real geeks variety,
making wines in a variety of styles.
From a pricy but tasty sancerre
to a value-for-money bottle from
Haut-Poitou, my super selection
will go down a treat.
From left: Domaine Hubert

Brochard Sancerre Silex 2014
16, Marks & Spencer, 13% alcohol
Made from the sauvignon blanc
grape, sancerre is one of the worlds
most famous bottles so its rarely
cheap. This one has crisp, greenpepper and grapefruit pith flavours
with some concentrated, focused
citrus fruit and a savoury edge.
Pierre Sauvion Haut-Poitou
Sauvignon Blanc 2014 8.99
or 7.99 each for six, Majestic,
12.5% alcohol
Great value for money, this is
a sauvignon from Haut-Poitou, a
lesser-known Loire region, showing
mineral flavours complementing

the herby, pithy citrus fruits. Its
an elegant wine.
focused, pure, grassy, citrus fruits

with nice weight and balance.
Domaine des Rabichattes
Pouilly-Fum 2014 11,
Morrisons, 12.5% alcohol
Pouilly-Fum is one of the most
famous wines made from sauvignon
blanc grapes and grown in vineyards
next door to Sancerre. This is a
good example, with lively, mineral,
citrus fruits plus some pith and
green notes adding character.
Clestin Blondeau Sancerre 2014
12, Morrisons, 12.5% alcohol
Refined and lemony, this delicious
Sancerre has high acidity and linear,
Lot 12 Anjou Chenin Blanc

2013 9.99, Aldi, 12% alcohol
Chenin is one of the Loires
star grape varieties. This is
sophisticated and tangy with
tasty apple and lemon fruit,
a hint of melony richness
and some intriguingly savoury
notes. Its distinctive stuff.
Trsor de Loire Cuve
845 Chenin Blanc 2014
7, Sainsburys, 11.5% alcohol
This Loire chenin is great value
for money. Its stony and
fruity with lively mineral
and citrus notes as well
as added complexity from
some straw, herb and
savoury flavours.
Chteau de Thauvenay
Sancerre 2014 9.99,
The Co-operative,
13% alcohol
Nicely packaged,
this Sancerre is
fresh with pure,
delicate citrus
fruits and some
subtle grassiness.
Stylish and refined,
its deliciously fruity
and for Sancerre,
it offers very
good value
for money.
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Every week in S Magazine
ou dont need a stately

home with rolling acres
and hired help to open
your garden; all sorts of
people do it. Usually its only for a
few days a year, perhaps to raise
funds for a good cause or for the
fun of sharing the garden with
members of a specialist society or
a local group. Even if you plan on
holding a big family function in the
garden youll need to take much the
same steps as anyone opening
more formally, so it pays to know
whats involved, and my advice is
to start well in advance.
If you fancy being part of the
National Gardens Scheme, whose
famous yellow book lists hundreds
of private gardens that open
occasionally for charity, now is the
time to make contact with your local
county organiser. Theyll visit and take
a look round to see if your patch
meets their criteria. Besides high
standards and horticultural appeal,
they are looking for a garden that
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visitors even if your garden isnt

big enough, its quite on the cards
for several small gardens in the same
village to open on the same day, with
a single admission fee allowing entry
to them all.
Your own private event may be
quite simple if its just an afternoon
walk round, but a full-blown event
like a wedding reception takes lots
more arranging. Youll need to think
about hiring a marquee, caterers,
tables and chairs, and portable
loos maybe a sound system
and entertainment.
But whatever you have in mind,
theres the garden to be brought
up to scratch. Its all very well
thinking itll all fall into place, but
I strongly suggest working out an
action plan leading up to the big day.
If your event isnt until next year,
start this autumn by doing any major
new planting, so it has time to
become established. And beef up
your lawns in anticipation of all those
extra feet. Give the grass a good
going over with the rake, spiker and
autumn lawn feed in October and
follow-up with a slow-release feed
next April it all helps it to stand up
to extra wear.
Use the winter to push ahead with
general maintenance check all your
paths, paving, walls and steps, and
repair any loose bits, so the whole
place is safe. Take a visitors eye view
to make sure theres nothing to trip
over or low branches to walk into.
Get rid of any clutter and make sure
utility areas like compost heaps are
attractively screened off theres still
time to put up heather panels even if
its too late to plant climbers.
Next year, in the weeks leading up
to the event (start straight away if
your event is taking place later this
season), start cutting the grass half
an inch longer than usual a few
weeks beforehand, so it acts as its
own cushioning to some extent. (If
its looking very crushed after the
event, wait until weve had some
decent rain, then treat it to a thorough
spiking to alleviate the inevitable
compaction and give it the full
Welcome
party
Whether its a charity event or to show
off your blooms to others, inviting
the public into your garden isnt as
daunting as youd think, says Alan
works this autumn to help it recover.)
In an ideal world youd pick your tie
so your event takes place when the
garden naturally looks its most
colourful, but if you cant, organise
some extra planting specially for the
occasion even if its just some really
good tubs of annuals. As long as you
can get them planted six weeks or so
beforehand and you pack plants in
generously, they should look good on
the day but clearly the further
ahead you can get them started the
better theyll be. If theres time

and conditions permit, give the
whole garden a good feed and
keep shallow-rooted plants watered
as much as you can so that beds
look fresh and flower-filled in time
for the event.
As your countdown draws to
a close, attend to all the lastminute details a final weeding,
deadheading, lawn mowing and
edging, hedge and topiary trimming
give the garden that well-groomed
GARDENING
Growing attractions
Running a plant stall at a garden open day is a great way of raising funds
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all the difference
to sales.
OPot up cuttings or seedlings for

sale well in advance so they make
a decent size on the day; plants in
flower sell best. Otherwise, a good
way to sell lots of smaller-rooted
cuttings is to have a large specimen
in flower on the stand.
look that makes all the difference.

And speaking as one whos opened
his own garden once dont try to
do everything yourself on the day.
People will expect the gardener to be
on hand to answer questions and
identify plants you wont have a
chance to do that if youre stuck
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Charlotte Heathcote
Troubled lives
Three engrossing novels about minds in turmoil

Black Water *****
by Louise Doughty
(Faber & Faber, 12.99)
She is rather a person who believes that because
of the bad things that have happened to her, she
can never be blamed for the bad things she does
herself. The bad things that people inflict on
each other and how they justify them is a theme
woven through the fabric of Black Water, Louise
Doughtys eighth novel and the follow-up to her
runaway success Apple Tree Yard.
The novel opens with John Harper holed up in a
shack on a remote Indonesian island, waiting. He
believes a gang has been hired to kill him but we
begin to suspect that perhaps hes paranoid.
Through a series of tantalising flashbacks, we
piece together his past and the source of his guilt.
If you dont want people to know you, keep
moving, he says. John is so burdened by his
past that he doesnt want to be known, even by
himself, and has lived life by avoiding attachments.
His life got off to a terrible start after he was
born in a Malay concentration camp to a sick
and starving mother who witnessed the brutal

decapitation of her husband.
Also being mixed race, or part-something,
means he never quite belongs. In the east, he is
white, but in the west, he is not. This, however, is
also a disguise and is the reason why he was sent
to Indonesia in 1965 by a shady corporate
espionage outfit. There, he witnessed the appalling
events of the Communist coup and counter-coup in
which a million people were murdered. His own
actions in the face of such brutality will haunt him
for the rest of his life.
Black Water is a thoughtful, gripping and
impressive novel about race and morality.
Elizabeth Fremantle
The Girl In The Glass Tower by Elizabeth Fremantle
(Michael Joseph, 14.99) is out now.
Paradise Lodge ****
by Nina Stibbe
(Viking, 12.99)
Nina Stibbe should have been a one-hit wonder.
Her first book, Love, Nina, was a collection of the
letters she wrote to her

sister some 30 years earlier, recounting her
experiences as a young nanny in the household
of an eminent literary journalist in London. It has
since been turned into a BBC television series.
Part of the appeal of that book was its insights
into the domestic lives of the literary celebrities
who lived nearby. It was oddly fascinating, for
example, to read that Alan Bennett is a dab hand
at fixing faulty washing machines.
But her second book and debut novel, Man
At The Helm, proved to be equally enjoyable. It
chronicled the attempts of nine-year-old Lizzie
Vogel to find a new partner for her divorced
mother and proved that it was not the celebrity
cameos but the ability to find comedy in ordinary
family life that made Ninas writing stand out.
Paradise Lodge is the sequel. Its 1977 and
Lizzie is 15 and, in desperate need of pocket
money, takes a part-time job as an assistant
Here come the girls

the busy shop floor by day and exciting store
social events by night. But its 1938 and a
world war is looming. Will the Woolworths
Girls survive the challenges ahead? Elaine
brings the heyday of the iconic high-street
giant to life in her charming novel.
longs to experience more of the world. So

when Plymouth agent Mr Fairbright offers Merry
a sales assistant position in his new drapers
shop, she jumps at the chance. Living and
working in the big city comes at a price,
however, when long-buried secrets come
to the surface. Warm and atmospheric, you
can practically taste the sea breeze.
The Sea Shell Girl

by Linda Finlay
(Penguin, 6.99)
Seventeen-year-old Merry leads
a simple life in the small Cornish
fishing village of Porthsallos. To
make a living for herself, her
mother and grandmother, she
angles for limpets and knits jumpers yet Merry
The Angels Of Lovely Lane

by Nadine Dorries
(Head of Zeus, 18.99)
Its 1953 in post-war Liverpool
and five very different women
have arrived at the nurses home
in Lovely Lane to start their training
at the St Angelus Hospital. In this
new world of strict rules and staunch standards,
AMDY CARSON
Theres heartache and heroism in Kerry Hiatts choice of new sagas

The Woolworths Girls
by Elaine Everest
(Pan, 6.99)
As Woolworths prepares for its
busy 1938 Christmas season,
three eager young women become
the newest sales assistants of the
Erith branch. The job is a means of
escape for each of them. Skittish Freda has run
away from an abusive stepfather, Sarah is looking
to break away from a cold and controlling mother
and self-assured Maisie cant stand another
minute with her domineering mother-in-law. Clad
in their striking maroon uniforms and throwing
themselves into life behind the counter, the trio
form an incredibly close bond as they savour
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BOOKS
at Paradise Lodge, a
home for retired
gentlefolk, in
Leicestershire.
Despite its
well-heeled inmates,
the home is on the
verge of bankruptcy.
Its staffed by lunatics,
led by the terrifying
Matron who often
indulges in robust
cuddling with the
male residents
in the hope that
they will leave her
a legacy. Then there
are the benign-butconfused residents.
For instance, on being told that Elvis has died,
one of them asks which room hed been staying in.
Lizzies deadpan, understated narrative voice,
like a slightly more clued-up Adrian Mole, proves to
be the perfect instrument to describe the unlikely
and hilarious series of events she experiences.
Nina Stibbe has scored three hits in a row.
Jake Kerridge
The Crime Writer ****
by Jill Dawson
(Sceptre, 18.99)
Pat is a haunted woman. Something pursued her.
Dreams phantoms woke her in the small hours,
driving her from her bed to walk in the darkness of
the strange English village. Sequestered in Earl
Soham, drinking too much whisky and brooding over
the girls must depend on one another for

love, laughter and support, especially when
an unidentified girl is admitted to their ward
after a botched abortion and a terrible, tragic
secret is revealed. As heart-warming as it is
heartbreaking, this novel is unputdownable.
The Swan Maid
by Dilly Court (Harper, 6.99,
out on June 16)
Lottie believes she is doomed
to a life of backbreaking labour
when shes sent to work at a
busy London coaching inn at the
age of 12. Then, a few years
later, she makes the decision to nurse an injured
soldier back to health. Its an act that eventually
leads her to the bustling docks of Chatham and
her relationship with cool, elegant but married

Sam, Pat is starting to feel paranoid, restless and
full of uncontainable impulses.
The Pat in question is a fictionalised version of
Patricia Highsmith, the US novelist who loathed the
term crime writer, as Jills impeccable portrait
reveals. And her life is starting to get as murderously
tricky as a storyline in one of her own books.
Its a neat narrative device to plunge a
psychological plotter into a problem largely of her
own making. As well as the impossible love affair,
there is a murder, menacing anonymous letters
and the disturbing incursion of childhood memories
(that low, grim hum of constant quarrelling)
as she struggles to escape the hectoring
recollections of her abusive stepfather and her
fraught relationship with her mother. As Pat is
overtaken by events, a breakdown looms.
Jill Dawsons clear, crisp prose provides a
stark contrast to the maddening inner workings
of Pats increasingly troubled mind. Its not
controlled, plotted, planned and deliberate: its
all just an explosion of mess, of feeling. Feelings
directing everything.
In a rather intriguing subplot, Pat is being
courted by the perky Virginia Smythson-Balby
whose distant cousin is writing an unauthorised
biography of her and that brings back memories of
present amours, past loves and old break-ups. Its
a volatile mixture and unsurprisingly, Pat eventually
succumbs to the pressure.
If The Crime Writer has a flaw, its the faltering
nature of the ending, but overall it is a hugely
compelling read, jam-packed full of tensions and
psychological insight, all beautifully observed.
Eithne Farry
the far-flung battlefields of Crimea. Dilly Court

writes feisty female characters to fall in love with
in a spirited, adventurous novel.
Midnight On Lime Street
by Ruth Hamilton
(Pan, 6.99, out on June 30)
Prostitutes, drug dealers, a shoe
seller, a maniacal serial killer and
three runaway schoolboys are
just a few of the characters we
meet as Ruth leads us on a pacy
and often shocking adventure through the gritty
streets of 1950s Liverpool. But how are the
characters connected? If you like your period
drama on the dark side, then this is for you.
To buy these books, see Bookshop on page 81.
;VW]LZ
Top five fiction
1. The Girl On The Train
by Paula Hawkins
(Black Swan, 7.99)
2. Rogue Lawyer
by John Grisham
(Hodder, 7.99)
3. The Lake House
by Kate Morton
(Pan, 7.99)
4. According To Yes
by Dawn French
(Penguin, 7.99)
5. The Marble Collector
by Cecelia Ahern
(Harper, 7.99)
Top five non-fiction

1. The Hairy Dieters: Fast Food
by Si King and Dave Myers
(Weidenfeld, 14.99)
2. Lean In 15
by Joe Wicks
(Bluebird, 14.99)
3. The Road To Little Dribbling
by Bill Bryson
(Black Swan, 8.99)
4. How It Works: The Dad
by Jason Hazeley and Joel
Morris (Michael Joseph, 6.99)
5. Clean Eating Alice
by Alice Living
(Harper Thorsons, 14.99)
Top five childrens

1. The Worlds Worst Children
by David Walliams
(HarperCollins Childrens, 14.99)
2. Tom Gates: Super
Good Skills (Almost)
by Liz Pichon (Scholastic, 10.99)
3. Rent A Bridesmaid
by Jacqueline Wilson
(Doubleday Childrens, 12.99)
4. Awful Auntie
by David Walliams
(HarperCollins Childrens, 6.99)
5. The Girl Of Ink & Stars
by Kiran Millwood-Hargrave
(Chicken House, 6.99)
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FICTION
Recipe For
A Late Lunch
Revenge is a dish best served cold, in this
exclusive short story by debut novelist Kit de Waal
KIT DE WAAL 2016 / ILLUSTRATION: GETTY IMAGES
ll the ingredients are

assembled. Saucepan,
stock, wine, butter, cheese,
thyme, time, patience.
Endless patience.
First, onions. Heat in a little
oil until softened but not brown.
She watches the heat curl their
chopped, jagged corners, watches
them turn slippery and pliable
at the bottom of the pan.
Next, add the rice and mix well.
The dull white grains turn into
little glistening pearls like the ones
he bought her. Twenty years or was
it 25? Never made it to 30.
The stock is the important thing
in this dish. Hers is made of bones
and celery and bits of flesh that
no one wants. She simmered it for
hours until the house had a winter
smell of unopened windows and
school dinners. She scooped off
the frothing scum and let it cool.
Yellow fat settled on top. Now it sits
warming on her range, thin and salty.
She ladles it in, one splash at a
time and thinks of all her unseen
work. Shirt sleeves without creases,
collars without frays. Deep, weeded
borders of buried winter bulbs,
leaf-free gutters and drains, airing
cupboards full of ironed sheets, used
in strict rotation, pureed vegetables
hidden in the childrens soup. Low-fat
meals from scratch, reminders for
dentists and doctors and medication.
She stirs until the rice is gloopy,
sticks to itself, becomes obscenely
white and creamy, until she loosens it
with a slug of white wine. Adds salt.
She remembers him on the phone
upstairs, pacing the wooden floor in
his study, remembers him deaf to
the call for dinner, remembers her
slippers creeping, step by step until
she heard his voice behind the

door and the honey he poured into
that one word. Julia. She had
to retreat, take the stairs one at
a time and hold the bannister all
the way to the kitchen. She served
cold salmon with horseradish sauce
she had grated herself and broiled
and creamed and bottled
that he said was too hot and
peppery. He had no appetite.
Stir constantly. Add cheese.
Suddenly, the phone. She
stretches like a ballet dancer, one
rotating arm with wooden spoon
making circles in the pan, one
with pointed fingertips plucking
the handset from its cradle
because its one of the children
and she cannot miss the call.
Hello?
A tonic, the children. They have
a rota. They think she doesnt
know. Madeleine on Monday,
Christopher on Wednesday and
lovely Kath, her Sabbath child. Her
job is reassurance and even keeling,
of uprighting things and settling them
into their new role as caretakers. For
each child, she tells a different story,
for one the busyness of housekeeping
and maintenance of routine, of early
to bed and sound sleep. For another,
papers that have been signed and
filed on time, finances sound and
pennies minded. And for Kath, new
recipes and fires lit, time with biscuits
in front of an Edwardian drama.
Did she add the salt?
She used to watch his drinking,
remind him of his heart but the
thick pressure of his secrets drove
him to the cabinet every night for
months. Burgundy with dinner, brandy
afterwards and an unfamiliar sour
smell on his breath, liqueurs or
chocolate or the foreign,

oily food he ate away
from home. With her. They
had a dog called Julia once, a
bitch. Strange he didnt notice.
The pan is more than half-full.
Force of habit, enough for two. The
sinews in her arm strain and ache
from stirring. More butter. Thyme.
A glass of vermouth. Shes never
eaten cold risotto, imagines it doled
out into single-serve Tupperware,
sees it coagulating in the fridge
and bubbling up dangerously in
the microwave on consecutive
weeknights. It was his favourite.
The rice should be al dente.
With a little bite.
The tests took months and
months. They changed his tablets,
increased the dose, suggested
talking therapies and mindfulness
but his hypertension seemed to
develop fangs. She suggested a
long, long, long cruise. She began
to read Sunday supplement articles
on The Grey Gap Year, the Retirement
Retreat, the Third-Age Volunteers.
She read them aloud. She left them
face up on his side of the bed. He
whispered Julia in his sleep.
She assumed, when his heart
broke, that the romance had been
terminated. He slunk around the
house and garden with unbelted
trousers, shaved carelessly and did
as he was told. He began to stare
at the fire rather than the television,
let the book drop off his lap and
once, she heard him sobbing in the
bathroom before he came to bed.
She made him a ham sandwich
with mayonnaise. Port to follow.
Let the risotto rest before serving.
The flowers lasted for months.
Everyone must have read the same
manual because they were ringing

and sending letters and cards for
months after the funeral, not just
the initial two weeks. Invitations
came by phone and post and email.
There is never a lonely weekend.
She sets the table for one. A mat,
a napkin, a silver fork. She pours
a glass of water, spoons the risotto
into a deep dish, garnishes with
sage. Once or twice in these last
few months, shes almost said grace,
asked forgiveness for her happiness.
She knits her hands and sits awhile.
Then, she opens the lid of the
bin. The risotto falls like concrete.
She had no stomach to tell him
that she knew, that she had always
known, that shed watched as each
affair took its toll, weakened him,
strengthened her. That she had
simply waited. So she took his
hand and talked of the children,
one by one. She wished him
peace, helped him on his way.
There is a new bookshop and a
new restaurant in town. At the door,
she checks her hair and lipstick.
A recipe book, a late lunch, a
slow walk home. Enjoy.
Kit de Waals debut novel My Name
Is Leon (Penguin/Viking 12.99)
has just been published. See
Express Bookshop on page 81.
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rEX FEAturES
INtErvIEw
IvE always
loved comedy.
I grew up
watching shows
like Monty
Python and
joined the
Cambridge
Footlights at
university, but at no point did I ever
think that comedy could be a job.
I always feel really old when I say this,
but for most of the 1970s, there was
no such thing as a comedy club. the
idea that Id finish university and then
be a comedian was just ludicrous
so I became a barrister, instead.
Londons Comedy Store opened in
1979 and changed all that; suddenly,
there was somewhere for people to
do stand-up. there was an incredible
line-up of talent: French & Saunders,
rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson,
Alexei Sayle, Mike Myers, Paul
Merton, Ben Elton. I think I came
across as a feeble but slightly
pompous middle-class bloke, which
is sort of what I was. It was all rather
shambolic in the early days but that
made it all the more exciting.
I must have been doing all right
because I started getting asked to
write scripts for radio and used to
do the warm-up for tv shows. But it
was still a hobby that occasionally
made me a bit of extra pocket money.
I carried on practising law, which is
what paid the bills.
My big break was getting asked to
compre a radio 4 comedy series in
1986 called The Cabaret Upstairs.
One of the people who worked on the
show was Dan Patterson, a young
producer who was full of ideas, one
of which was an improvised comedy
game show called Whose Line Is It
Anyway? we did one series for radio
4 and Dan immediately said, Lets
take this to tv. Channel 4 loved it
and wanted a whole series.
I was going to be on tv, which

was great, but, being an eternal
pessimist, I thought my new career
would last just long enough to ruin
my reputation in the law courts and
Id end up with nothing. Although
I carried on trying to be a barrister
for a while, I had to finally give in
and call myself a comedian.
we did have a few fairly big names
on the show in the early days, but
some of them werent comfortable
with the whole improvisation thing;
they needed a script. the ones that
really got it were people like Greg
Proops a seriously clever bloke as
well as ryan Stiles, Mike McShane
and Josie Lawrence, who came from
the Comedy Store. I used to watch
Josie making up these incredible
songs on the spot and marvel at how
she did it. they were almost too good!

I think we did about 10 series but,
like everything, we fell out of fashion.
we were still getting decent-sized
audiences but Channel 4 wanted to
do something new. By then we were
considered old-hat. the crazy thing
is that, as we got cancelled over
here, America commissioned its
own version.
You can probably see from this
photo that we had a lot of fun doing
the show, but I have to say that I had
very little to do with how funny it was
my job was just to introduce some
brilliant comedians and then watch
them being brilliant. Easy.
I did a lot of other programmes
over the next 15 years or so, but
people would always mention Whose
Line Is It Anyway? At first it was, I
used to love that show then, My

dad was a big fan. Now people tell
me their granny used to watch it!
Knowing how fondly people
remembered it probably gave me the
idea to do a sort of live version at the
Edinburgh Fringe a couple of years
ago and the reaction was so fantastic
that we did a couple more. were now
doing a run of shows in London.
Miserable so-and-so that I am, I still
worry that the critics will trash us for
bringing back this old-hat comedy
show from 100 years ago, but so far
people have laughed, which is all you
can ask for.
Whose Line Is It Anyway? is at the
London Palladium from Thursday
until June 19. For details, see
ticketmaster.co.uk.
My favourite photograph
by presenter Clive Anderson
Clive, 63, recalls playing it for laughs on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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words by Danny Scott

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watch
What to
Royalty, drama and football David Stephenson reveals the best on the box this week
Programme
of the week
Penelope Keith at
Her Majestys Service
Channel 4, tonight 8pm
Best known for her comical role in The Good Life,

Penelope Keith celebrates the Queens 90th
birthday, exploring the palaces and people who
have supported the Royals for generations. The
four-part series begins with the grand walls of
Windsor Castle. Penelope takes us on an historical
journey from Henry VI to the present day. Part two
delves further into the Queens security, the
Changing of the Guards and the Knights of the
Garter. The series also examines the Great Fire
at Windsor, which damaged 100 rooms and cost
36 million in repairs, and concludes with a look
at the role of the Royal watermen.
Wallander
Peaky Blinders
Soccer Aid 2016
In the final episode of what could be the last ever

series, Kenneth Branaghs ailing detective Kurt
immerses himself in the ultimate battle: against
his own mental deficiencies in an at-times
harrowing watch. Not only that, a nasty killer makes
this a powerful episode. You may need a tissue.
In the finale, Tommy Shelby (Cillian Murphy) stands

up for the next of kin and pledges they will always be
safe in Birmingham. Deviation from a previous plan
allows Father john Hughes (Paddy Considine) to
blackmail Tommy and young Charlie takes a leading
role, but the end looks bleak for the Blinders.
Footballing heroes team up with celebrities up for

an England v Rest of the World match live from Old
Trafford (kick-off 8pm) in aid of uNICEF. Theres a
couple of One Direction chaps, along with Olly Murs,
jack Whitehall and john Bishop. Should be quite a
laugh before football gets serious during Euro 2016.
BBC1, tonight, 9pm
Soap watch
Michelle begs Steves forgiveness
after he learns the truth about her
and Will. Elsewhere, Todd lies to
the police (right) about Callums
murder, telling them Tony has
confessed. And can Leanne help
Nick get his life back on track?
Max is in court on Thursday. Lauren wants to be

there for him but Abi persuades her they should
stay away and write a letter instead, offering their
support if Max wants it. Meanwhile, jane gets
ready to move to Birmingham.
S MAGAZINE 5 juNE 2016
ITV, tonight, 6pm
Mike Ward tunes in and catches up on the latest in the wonderful world of soapland
Coronation Street
EastEnders
BBC2, Thursday, 9pm
Emmerdale
E
C
Chas
is in a bad way again this
week not helped by the news
w
tthat she may be pregnant with
Gordons child. Elsewhere, Bernice
G
rreacts badly on learning the truth
about Lawrence and Ronnie. Also,
a
ccan Belle persuade Dr Baileys
wife not to call the police?
Hollyoaks
Cameron takes advantage of Stes weakened

resolve this week after his difficulties with Harry,
trying to lure him back into old habits. Ste digs
deep but is he strong enough?
Neighbours
Theres a major shock at Pauls trial tomorrow

when he changes his mind and pleads not guilty.
Meanwhile, john spots a woman who he swears
he recognises. Could she be the vital clue in
establishing his identity?
Home And Away
Nate looks jittery tomorrow when Ricky is late for

their wedding. Has he been stood up at the altar?
Doctors
Emma is called out to a serious domestic accident

involving a child this week its about to become
the toughest challenge of her career.
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Countryfile, 7pm
6.00
Breakfast (T) (W) (HD) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show

(T) (W) (HD) 10.00 The Big Questions (T) (W) (HD)
11.00 Sunday Politics (T) (W) (HD) 12.15 Bargain Hunt
(rpt) (T) (W) 1.15 BBC News, (T) Weather (W) (HD)
1.30 Athletics: Birmingham Grand Prix. The Birmingham
Grand Prix. (T) (W) (HD) 4.30 Celebrity Mastermind
(rpt) (T) (W) 5.00 Points Of View (T) (W) (HD) 5.15
Songs Of Praise (T) (W) 5.50 Pointless Celebrities (rpt)
6.35 BBC NEWS Latest national news and sport. (HD)

6.50 LoCaL NEWS, WEaTHER Regional stories.
7.00 CouNTRyFILE Matt Baker and Anita Rani present
the show from Scotlands Montrose Basin, an
internationally important location for wild fowl.
Anita ventures out onto the treacherous mud flats,
while Matt visits the site of the UKs first air base,
where enthusiasts are building a First World war
biplane. Tom Heap reports on how the result of the
EU referendum could affect the British countryside.
Including Weather For The Week Ahead.
8.00 aNTIquES RoadSHoW (7/26) Fiona Bruce and
the team return to Chenies Manor, near Amersham
in Buckinghamshire, where members of the public
bring along antiques and collectibles. A young woman
chooses a 21st birthday present from a collection of
pocket watches kept in a biscuit tin and a train set
that has been in its box for 70 years finally sees the
light of day. Fiona reads a letter from a soldier to be
opened in the event of his death, the relatives of a
glassblower pay a tribute to their fathers work and
the update feature focuses on an ornate French
plant stand first seen on the show in 1991. (rpt)
9.00 WaLLaNdER The detective takes on his most
challenging case as he searches for Lindas father-inlaw, but the only clue to his whereabouts is an
incident on board a submarine 25 years ago.
As the case takes a devastating turn, Wallander is
plunged into the shady world of Cold War-era
politics. Final episode of the crime drama starring
Kenneth Branagh. Last in the series. (T) (W) (HD)
10.30 BBC NEWS Latest national news coverage.
10.50 LoCaL NEWS, WEaTHER Regional bulletin
11.00 duRaN duRaN aT EdEN Alex Jones and
Patrick Kielty introduce highlights of the bands
concert for BBC Music Day from the Eden Projects
biomes. Featuring a performance by Laura Mvula.
12.05 BBC News. Latest headlines from around the world. (HD)
BBC 2
Top gear, 8pm

6.05
Great British Garden Revival (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 7.05

This Farming Life (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 8.05 Gardeners
World (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 8.35 Countryfile (rpt) (T) (W)
(HD) 9.30 The Beechgrove Garden (T) (W) (HD) 10.00
Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (T) (W) 11.30 The Hairy
Bikers Asian Adventure (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 12.00 Tom
Kerridges Proper Pub Food (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 12.30
FILM: How The West Was Won (1962) Epic Western,
starring James Stewart and John Wayne. (T) (HD) 3.00
Flog It! (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 4.00 Gymnastics: Womens
European Championships. Matt Baker presents live
coverage of the team and apparatus finals. (T) (W) (HD)
6.00 BRITaINS uLTIMaTE PILoTS: INSIdE THE

RaF The Red Arrows continue to have bad luck with
the weather. The RAFs fastest jet appears in a display
over Bournemouth and the pilots receive some
shocking news. Last in the series. (rpt) (T) (W)
7.00 daRa aNd EdS gREaT BIg adVENTuRE
(1/3) Ed Byrne and Dara O Briain retrace a journey
taken by three men from Detroit during the 1940s,
embarking on a 4,000-mile adventure. (rpt) (T) (W)
8.00 ToP gEaR (2/6) Chris Evans, Matt Leblanc and
Eddie Jordan take Sharleen Spiteri, Seasick Steve and
Tinie Tempah on an SUV test in South Africa, and
Damian Lewis is this weeks Star in a Rallycross Car.
9.00 NEW CITy IN THE Sky Dallas Campbell and
SERIES Dr Hannah Fry present a documentary
exploring aviation, beginning with a look at the
challenges of getting passenger planes into the air. (T)
10.00 STuPId MaN, SMaRT PHoNE (4/6)
Russell Kane turns to his phone for help in climbing
the Dolomite Mountains of Italy, a region that
claimed the lives of thousands of soldiers during
the First World War. Joining him on his expedition
is internet star Humza Arshad. (T) (W) (HD)
10.50 FLaT TV (2/4) Tom is obsessed with his new
neighbour and takes to stalking her on the internet.
When this does not result in him getting closer
to her, he resorts to breaking into her home.
Meanwhile, Naz invents a new sauce. (T) (W) (HD)
11.15 LaTER WITH JooLS HoLLaNd
Music programme, featuring performances by Tame
Impala, Biffy Clyro, Michael Kiwanuka, Moon Hooch,
James Blake and Lera Lynn. Last in the series. (rpt)
12.20 Sign Zone: Countryfile (rpt) (SL) (T) (W) 1.15 Sign Zone:
Holby City (rpt) (SL) (T) (W) 2.15 This Is BBC Two (T) (W)
(HD) 5.45 Council House Crackdown (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
IT V
Live French open Tennis, 1.30pm

6.00
CITV: The Aquabats! Super Show! (rpt) (W) 6.20 Pat &
Stan (rpt) (SL) (W) 6.30 Dino Dan (rpt) (SL) (W) 6.45
Dino Dan (rpt) (SL) (W) 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A
Story (rpt) 7.00 Sooty (rpt) (W) 7.15 Super 4 (rpt) (W)
7.30 Nerds & Monsters (rpt) (W) 7.45 The Tom & Jerry
Show (rpt) 8.00 Teen Titans Go! (rpt) (W) 8.25 ITV
News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Griffs Great Britain (rpt)
10.00 Peston On Sunday (W) (HD) 11.00 The Jeremy
Kyle Show USA 11.50 ITV News, Weather (W) 12.00
Planets Got Talent (rpt) 12.30 Fierce (rpt) 1.30 Live
French Open Tennis. Coverage of the mens singles
final in the second Grand Slam tournament of the year
which was won by Stan Wawrinka last year. 5.45
Local News, Weather 5.50 ITV News, Weather
6.00 SoCCER aId 2016 Kirsty Gallacher and Dermot

OLeary present coverage of the big game in aid of
Unicef, which sees footballing heroes team up with
celebrities for an England v Rest of the World match
live from Old Trafford (Kick-off 8.00pm). Robbie
Williams takes a step back from the pitch this time
around, instead choosing to be Jose Mourinhos
assistant manager, with help from Sunderland boss
Sam Allardyce and coach Bradley Walsh. Their
England team features former professionals such as
David Seaman, Jamie Carragher and Robbie Fowler,
plus stars including Jack Whitehall and Olly Murs,
Leicester Citys triumphant coach Claudio Ranieri
manages the opposing side, which calls upon the
talents of Ronaldinho, Dimitar Berbatov and other
pros, lining up with captain Michael Sheen and a
squad featuring Gordon Ramsay and AP McCoy. (T)
10.00 ITV NEWS, WEaTHER Latest headlines. (W)
10.20 FRaud HoW THEy STEaL youR Id
Criminals are increasingly procuring bank and credit
card details from online customers, which are then
freely traded on the so-called dark web However,
as this programme reveals, to succeed in doing this
they must first get personal with their targets
using a combination of data hacks, spam e-mail
and malware. With reference to true-life
occurrences, this programme outlines the
techniques used to swindle people of their cash. (rpt)
11.20 TIPPINg PoINT Gameshow, hosted by Ben
Shephard, in which contestants answer questions to
win turns on an arcade-style machine. (rpt) (W) (HD)
12.20 Jackpot247 (W) 3.00 Motorsport UK (W) (HD) 3.50 ITV
Nightscreen (W) (HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt)
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Wales. The latest political developments from across the country.
BBC1 SCoTLaNd As BBC1 except: 11.00-12.15 Sunday Politics
Scotland. The latest political developments. 4.30-5.00 Landward
BBC1 NoRTHERN IRELaNd As BBC1 except: 11.00-12.15
Sunday Politics Northern Ireland. The latest political developments
BBC2 WaLES As BBC2 except: 6.00-7.00 The Brecon Beacons
with Iolo Williams. The host heads to the Black Mountain foothills.
BBC2 SCoTLaNd As BBC2 except: 6.00 River City 7.00-8.00
The Adventure Show. A report from the Grandtully Premier Slalom.
BBC2 NoRTHERN IRELaNd As BBC2 except: 12.30 Antiques
Road Trip 1.30 Off the Beaten Track 1.40 The Championship 6.00
Grand Tours of Scotland 6.30 Home Ground 10.00 Groundbreakers
10.30 Stupid Man, Smart Phone 11.20-12.20 Versailles
ITV aNgLIa As ITV except: 11.59-12.00 Local Weather. Latest
forecast. 5.45-5.50 Local News 10.19-10.20 Local Weather
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Sweden v Cymru 11.00-12.05 Tudur Owen ai Gwmni Pysgod
CHANNEL 4
About Time, 9pm

6.00
Salvage SOS 6.25 Salvage SOS 6.50 Salvage SOS 7.10

The King Of Queens (rpt) 7.35 The King Of Queens
(rpt) 8.00 Frasier (rpt) 8.30 Frasier (rpt) 9.00 Frasier
(rpt) 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30 The Simpsons (rpt)
12.55 FILM: Step Up 3 (2010) Dance drama sequel.
3.05 Location, Location, Location (rpt) 4.05 A Place In
The Sun: Winter Sun 5.05 FILM: The Jungle Book (1967)
Disney animated adventure, with the voice of Phil Harris.
6.35 ChAnnel 4 newS Latest headlines. (HD)

7.00 new eSCAPe To The ChATeAu Series
SerIeS following a British family that buys a French
chateau over the course of a year, as they restore the
building after 40 years of standing empty. Dick
Strawbridge and his partner Angel Adorees new
home has 12 acres of land, nine outbuildings, a walled
garden and a moat but it also has no electricity,
heating or water, and proves to be a far more
complicated DIY project than expected. (HD)
8.00 new PeneloPe keITh AT her
SerIeS MAjeSTyS SerVICe The actress travels
around the country to visit the Queens official
residences and meet people with royal
appointments. The journey begins in Windsor Castle,
where she finds out about Britains oldest order of
chivalry, meets the Royal Herb Strewer and unearths
a box of treasure dating back to Elizabeth I. She also
takes a trip up the Thames in the Gloriana. (HD)
9.00
TIMe (2013) Premiere. A single
FIlM ABouT
man gets the chance to turn his unhappy life
around when his father reveals that they both have
the ability to travel through time and change their
personal history. He uses his newfound talent to try
to improve his love life and win the heart of a woman
he has fallen for. Romantic fantasy comedy, with
Domhnall Gleeson, Rachel McAdams and Bill Nighy.
11.25
TeACher (2011) Cynical, hardFIlM BAD
drinking teacher Elizabeth Halsey hates her
job and the kids in her class, and hopes to escape her
daily grind by landing a rich husband. A wealthy
substitute seems like a suitable candidate, but she
has a rival for his attention in a squeaky-clean
colleague. Comedy, starring Cameron Diaz. (W)
1.10
Million Pound Properties (rpt) 2.05 Come Dine With Me

(rpt) (HD) 2.35 Come Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 3.05 Come
Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 3.35 Come Dine With Me (rpt)
(HD) 4.00 Come Dine With Me (rpt) 4.30 Win It Cook It
5.00 The Restoration Man (rpt) 5.55 Will & Grace (rpt)
CHANNEL 5
Six Days Seven nights, 5.40pm

6.00
Milkshake! Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.05 Tobys Travelling Circus

(rpt) (HD) 6.15 Angelina Ballerina (rpt) 6.30 Bob The
Builder (rpt) (HD) 6.40 Wanda And The Alien (rpt) (HD)
6.50 Zack And Quack (rpt) 7.05 Pets 7.10 Noddy In
Toyland (rpt) 7.20 Paw Patrol (rpt) 7.35 Little Princess
(rpt) 7.50 Pip Ahoy! (rpt) 8.05 Blaze And The Monster
Machines (rpt) 8.30 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom
(rpt) 8.45 Shimmer And Shine 9.15 Jelly Jamm (rpt)
9.30 LazyTown (rpt) 9.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
(rpt) 10.30 Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops (rpt) 11.00
Now Thats Funny! (rpt) 12.00 FILM: See No Evil,
Hear No Evil (1989) A blind man and his deaf friend
go on the run to escape a trumped-up murder charge.
Comedy, starring Richard Pryor. 1.50 FILM: Spies Like
Us (1985) Two incompetent US State Department
officials are used on a mission to thwart Soviet activity
in Pakistan. Comedy, starring Chevy Chase. 3.45 FILM:
Waynes World (1992) Two heavy-metal fans broadcast
a TV show from their basement, but a slimy network
executive sees a chance to exploit them. Comedy,
starring Mike Myers. 5.35 5 News Weekend 5.40 FILM:
Six Days Seven Nights (1998) A bickering journalist and
pilot are stranded on a desert island, and face a series of
dangers. Romantic adventure, with Harrison Ford.
7.40
I loVe you (2007) Widowed Holly

FIlM PS
feels she cannot cope following the death of
her husband. However, on her birthday, she receives

a letter he wrote to her just before he died,
encouraging her to live life to the full rather than
languish in sorrow. This is just the first in a series of
messages, each one sending her on wild
misadventures and helping her to move on. Romantic
drama based on Cecelia Aherns novel, starring
Hilary Swank, Gerard Butler and Lisa Kudrow. (W)
10.00 MoST ShoCkIng CeleBrITy MoMenTS
Most Shocking Celebrity Moments 2015.
Countdown of the biggest showbusiness stories and
scandals of 2015, including Bruce Jenners transition
to Caitlyn, the Top Gear bust-up involving Jeremy
Clarkson, bad behaviour from repeat offenders such
as Justin Bieber, One Direction and Miley Cyrus, and
the Duke of Edinburgh swearing. Plus, a wardrobe
malfunction at a music awards ceremony. With
contributions from Eamonn Holmes, Michelle
Visage, Natasha Hamilton and Janice Dickinson. (rpt)
12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Inside The Murder Prison (rpt) (HD)
4.00 Shops & Robbers: Caught On Camera (rpt) 4.50
Nicks Quest (rpt) (SL) (HD) 5.20 Nicks Quest (rpt) (SL)
(HD) 5.45 Angels Of Jarm (rpt) 5.50 Angels Of Jarm (rpt)
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6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 The Secret Life of Pets 8.20

Now Thats Funny! 9.10 That 70s Show 10.10 8 Simple
Rules 12.30 My Wife and Kids 5.00 Dance Moms 6.00
Dance Moms Cares Special 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00
Baby Faced Brides 9.00 Tantastic: 50 Shades of Orange
10.00 Up Late With: Best Bits 11.00 Jason Manford Live.
12.25am Lip Sync Battle UK: Manford v Keegan 12.55
My Sister Had My Boyfriends Baby and Other Family
Feuds 1.50 The Unseen Fred West Confessions
6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Diagnosis Murder 10.00 The

Mentalist 12.50pm Film: Columbo: Requiem for a Falling
Star (1973) (PG) 2.15 Film: Columbo: Candidate for
Crime (1973) (PG) 4.20 Film: Columbo: Old Fashioned
Murder (1976) (PG) 6.00 NCIS: New Orleans. 7.00
NCIS: New Orleans 8.00 NCIS 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11.00
CSI: Miami11.55 CSI: Miami 12.55am CSI: Miami 1.55
CSI: Miami 2.50 Law & Order 3.35 My Name Is Earl
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ITV2 6.00am Emmerdale 9.00 Coronation Street 11.25

Take Me Out 12.35pm Love Island 1.05 Film: Beethoven
(1992,U) 2.05 FYI Daily 2.10 Film: Beethoven (1992)
2.50 Film: A Cinderella Story (2004) 3.50 FYI Daily 3.55
Film: A Cinderella Story (2004) 4.45 Film: Nanny McPhee
and the Big Bang (2010) 5.45 FYI Daily 5.50 Film: Nanny
McPhee and the Big Bang (2010) 6.55 Film: The Wedding
Planner (2001) 7.55 FYI Daily 8.00 Film: The Wedding
Planner (2001) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 Family Guy 11.00
American Dad! 12.00midnight The Cleveland Show
1.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 1.55
Planets Funniest Animals 2.20 Teleshopping
ITV3 6.20am On the Buses 6.50 Film: Doc Hollywood
(1991,12) 7.50 FYI Daily 7.55 Film: Doc Hollywood
(1991,12) 8.55 Heartbeat 10.55 Wycliffe 12.00noon
Film: Columbo: Forgotten Lady (1975,PG) 2.00 Lewis
6.00 Midsomer Murders 10.05 Film: The Constant
Gardener (2005,15) 11.05 FYI Daily 11.10 Film: The
Constant Gardener (2005,15) 12.40am Secret Smile
ITV4 6.00am Footballs Greatest: George Best 6.15 Ax
Men 7.10 Fifth Gear 9.10 World Superbike Highlights
10.10 TT 2016: Superbike TT Race 11.15 Live British
Touring Car Championship. Round four from Oulton
Park. 5.40pm Live French Open Tennis 8.00 Cycling:
Criterium du Dauphine 9.00 TT 2016: Sidecar TT Race 1
10.00 Film: 1: Life on the Limit (2013,12) 11.10 FYI Daily
11.15 Film: 1: Life on the Limit (2013,12) 12.15am TT
2016: Sidecar TT Race 1 1.15 Hell on Wheels
BBC Four 7.00pm Good Swan, Bad Swan: Dancing
Swan Lake 8.00 Perfect Pianists at the BBC 9.00 Secret
Voices of Hollywood 10.30 Film: Storyville: Blackfish
The Whale that Killed (2013,15) 11.50 Natural
World Special: Miracle in the Marshes of Iraq 12.50am
Stonehenge: A Timewatch Guide 1.50 Andrew Marr
on Churchill: Blood, Sweat and Oil Paint
Sky 1 6.00am Hour of Power 7.00 Monkey Life 9.00
Supergirl 10.00 The Flash 11.00 WWE: Raw 12.00noon
Futurama 3.00 Modern Family 5.00 Duck Quacks Dont
Echo 5.30 Modern Family 6.00 The Simpsons 7.00 Wild
Things: Best Of 8.00 Duck Quacks Dont Echo 9.00
Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 The Force:
Manchester 12.00midnight Air Ambulance ER
Sky ATlAnTIC 6.00am Storm City 7.00 Urban
Secrets 8.00 The West Wing 1.00pm David
Attenboroughs Conquest of the Skies 2.00 Without a
Trace 6.00 Cold Case 9.00 Game of Thrones 10.00 Film:
Scientology: Going Clear. The Prison of Belief (2015,15)
12.20am The Tunnel: Sabotage 2.00 Game of Thrones
Sky MoVIeS PreMIere 6.00am The Maids Room
(2013,15) 7.45 The Exorcism Of Molly Hartley (2015,18)
9.30 Everest: Sky Movies Special 10.00 Road To Paloma
(2014,15) 11.45 Dope (2015,15) 1.45pm The Top Ten
Show 2016 2.00 Forbidden Kingdom (2014,15) 4.00
Spy (2015,15) 6.15 Road To Paloma (2014,15) 8.00 Spy
(2015) 10.05 Dope (2015) 11.55 The Exorcism Of Molly
Hartley (2015) 1.35am The Maids Room (2013,15)
FIlM4 11.00am The Cockleshell Heroes (1955)
1.00pm Magic in the Water (1995) 3.05 That Darn
Cat (1997) 4.50 Addams Family Values (1993,PG) 6.35
Mission: Impossible 2 (2000,15) 9.00 The American
(2010,15) 11.05 Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995,18)
1.10am The Wind Rises (2013,PG) 3.45 Close
CBS ACTIon 6.00am Teleshopping 8.30 Tomorrows
World 9.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2.00pm The
High Chaparral 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00
Film: California Gold Rush (1981,PG) 8.00 CSI: Crime
Scene Investigation 9.00 NCIS 2.00am Nash Bridges
CBS reAlITy 6.00am Teleshopping 7.30 Tomorrows
World 8.00 The Key of David 8.30 The Lords Challenge
9.00 Judge Judy 5.00pm Unsolved Mysteries 7.00 48
Hours 9.00 Evil Twins 10.00 Murderers and Their
Mothers 11.00 Crime Stories 1.00am Evil Twins 2.00
Murderers and Their Mothers 3.00 Teleshopping
Sky SPorTS 1 6.00am Football Gold 6.45 Football
League Gold 7.00 Darts Gold 8.00 World Cup of Darts
12.00noon Sporting Triumphs 1.00 Live World Cup of
Darts 5.00 Barclays Premier League Legends 6.00 Vive
La France 2016 7.00 Live World Cup of Darts 10.00 Vive
La France 2016 11.00 The Mavericks 12.00midnight
World Cup of Darts 3.00 Premier League 100 Club
BBC 1
EastEnders, 8pm
6.00
Breakfast (T) (W) (HD) 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow

(T) (W) (HD) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (rpt)
(T) (W) (HD) 11.00 Family Finders (T) (W) (HD) 11.45
Break-in Britain The Crackdown (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) (W) (HD) 1.00 BBC News At
One, (T) Weather (W) (HD) 1.30 BBC Local News, (T)
Weather (W) 1.45 Doctors (T) (W) (HD) 2.15 For What
Its Worth (T) (W) (HD) 3.00 Escape To The Country
(rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 3.45 The Instant Gardener (T) (W)
(HD) 4.30 Flog It! (HD) 5.15 Pointless (rpt) (T) (HD)
6.00 BBC NEWS aT SIx, WEaTHER (W) (HD)

6.30 LoCaL NEWS, WEaTHER Regional bulletin. (T)
7.00 THE oNE SHoW Topical magazine show,
hosted by Alex Jones and Matt Baker. (T) (W) (HD)
7.30 THE aNdREW NEIL INTERVIEWS: LEaVE oR
REMaIN? New series. The broadcaster and
political journalist talks to leading figures from the
Britain Stronger in Europe and Vote Leave campaigns
ahead of the referendum on the EU. (T) (W) (HD)
Followed by BBC News, (T) Local News. (W) (HD)
8.00 EaSTENdERS Ronnie tries to warn Roxy away
from Andy, Donna is mortified by her drunken
actions, and Lauren is stunned to learn that Max has
stopped her and Abi from visiting him. (T) (W) (HD)
8.30 MEdICINES BIg BREakTHRougH:
EdITINg youR gENES paNoRaMa
Fergus Walsh examines how gene editing could
deliver new treatments for a host of diseases,
but would also allow genetic changes to
be forced through species. (T) (W) (HD)
9.00
In June 2003, Lance Corporal Tom
FILM REg
Keys was among six military policemen
killed by a mob in the Shia city of Majar al-Kabir in
southern Iraq. Angered by his belief and the growing
public feeling that the war with Iraq was based on a
lie, Toms father Reg forms pressure group Military
Families Against the War. Fact-based drama, starring
Tim Roth and Anna Maxwell Martin. (T) (W) (HD)
10.30 BBC NEWS, WEaTHER Latest headlines. (HD)
11.15 HaVE I goT a BIT MoRE NEWS FoR you
Martin Clunes hosts an extended edition of the
satirical quiz show. Last in the series. (T) (W) (HD)
12.00 The Graham Norton Show. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) Followed by
Weather For The Week Ahead. (T) (W) (HD) 12.50 BBC
News. Catch up with the latest headlines. (T) (W) (HD)
BBC 2
upstart Crow, 10pm

6.30
IT V
Times vary
Family Finders (rpt) (HD) 7.15 The Instant Gardener

(rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 8.00 Sign Zone: Food Detectives
(rpt) (SL) (T) (W) 8.30 Sign Zone: Gardeners World
(rpt) (SL) (T) (W) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (T) (W) (HD)
11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (T) (W) (HD) 12.00 Daily
Politics (T) (W) (HD) 1.00 Coast (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
1.15 Athletics: Diamond League Rome Highlights (rpt)
(T) (W) (HD) 2.15 The Big Allotment Challenge (rpt) (T)
(W) (HD) 3.15 Sacred Rivers With Simon Reeve (rpt) (T)
(W) (HD) 4.15 Great Continental Railway Journeys (rpt)
(T) (W) (HD) 5.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
6.00 EggHEadS (69/100) Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz

show in which the winners of famous gameshows
work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers
hoping to win a cash prize. (T) (W) (HD)
6.30 SpRINgWaTCH uNSpRuNg 2016 (6/15)
Chris Packham is joined by guests including
comedian Ed Byrne, while Lindsay Chapman
answers viewers questions and another celebrity
goes on an exclusive birdwatching experience. (HD)
7.00 Top gEaR (2/6) Chris, Matt and Eddie take
Sharleen Spiteri, Seasick Steve and Tinie Tempah on
an SUV test in South Africa, and Damian Lewis is this
weeks Star in a Rallycross Car. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
8.00 SpRINgWaTCH 2016 (5/12) Chris Packham,
Michaela Strachan and Martin Hughes-Games
catch up on all the action that has taken
place over the weekend, while Iolo Williams
reports from the Farne Islands. (T) (W) (HD)
9.00 THE gREaT BRITISH SEWINg BEE (4/8)
The seven remaining contestants tackle international
techniques and garment styles, making Chinese
qipao-style tops, transforming saris and creating
West Africa-inspired dresses. (T) (W) (HD)
10.00 upSTaRT CRoW (5/6) Three witches make
predictions about Wills future. (T) (W) (HD)
10.30 NEWSNIgHT Presented by Emily Maitlis.
(T) (W) (HD) Followed by Weather. (T) (W) (HD)
11.15 THE pEopLE V oJ SIMpSoN: aMERICaN
CRIME SToRy (1/10) Fact-based crime drama
about the trial of former American football star and
actor OJ Simpson for the murders of his wife and her
friend. Cuba Gooding Jr stars. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
12.10 City In The Sky (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 1.10 Sign Zone: Living
With Dementia: Chriss Story (rpt) 2.10 Sign Zone: Lose
Weight For Love (rpt) 3.10 Sign Zone: The Truth About
Alcohol (rpt) 4.10 This Is BBC Two (T) (W) (HD)
Emmerdale, 7pm
6.00
Good Morning Britain (W) (HD) 8.30 Lorraine (W)

(HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (W) (HD) 10.30 This
Morning (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W) (HD) 1.30
ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News, Weather
(W) 2.00 Judge Rinder (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.00 Dickinsons
Real Deal (W) (HD) 3.59 Local Weather (W) 4.00
Tipping Point (rpt) (W) (HD) 5.00 The Chase (W) (HD)

7.00 EMMERdaLE Jacob tries to shock David into
taking better care of his health, Chas drowns
her sorrows, and Zak, Lisa and Belle try to
persuade Angie not to involve the police. (W) (HD)
7.30 CoRoNaTIoN STREET Billy pressures Todd
to tell the police about Sarahs confession, while a
furious Saskia has a go at Michelle, and Leanne vows
to help Nick win back the bistro from Robert. (HD)
8.00 WILd auSTRaLIa WITH Ray MEaRS (6/6)
Ray explores the desert, flying past the Uluru
monolith in a helicopter and camping under the
stars and spotting a variety of marsupials including
red kangaroos. Last in the series. (W) (HD)
8.30 CoRoNaTIoN STREET Steve reels from the
news of Michelle and Wills fling, but she has her
own accusations to make, and Todd tells Jason how
Tony confessed to Callums murder. (W) (HD)
9.00 HEaTHRoW: BRITaINS BuSIEST aIRpoRT
(2/3) An American airline has one of its busiest
days as hundreds of people fly to the USA for
Thanksgiving, while a Heathrow employee helps a
passenger who has lost her daughter. (W) (HD)
10.40 NEW THE BIg FISH oFF (1/5) Team captains
SERIES Ali Hamidi and Dean Macey return with
the competitive angling show, with the first edition
pitting comedian Bobby Davro against former
EastEnders actor Ricky Groves. (W) (HD)
11.40 MuRdER, SHE WRoTE (21/21) A travelling
circus brings burglary and murder to Cabot Cove.
Meanwhile, Sheriff Metzger is surprised to see a
former girlfriend who left him for another man.
Crime drama, starring Angela Lansbury. (rpt) (HD)
12.30 Jackpot247. Live interactive gaming. (W) 3.00 The Jeremy
Kyle Show (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD) 3.55 ITV Nightscreen (W)
(HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD)
REgIoNaL VaRIaTIoNS
BBC2 SCoTLaNd As BBC2 except: 10.30 Scotland 2016 11.00

Newsnight 11.40 Weather 11.45 The People v OJ Simpson:
American Crime Story. Fact-based crime drama about the trial
of former American football star and actor OJ Simpson for the
murders of his wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald
Goldman. In June 1994, LAPD detectives quickly link a double
homicide to OJ Simpson, but his celebrity status makes them
unsure how to handle matters. 12.40-1.10 This Is BBC Two
BBC2 NoRTHERN IRELaNd As BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30 I
Lr an Aonaigh 11.15 Stormont Today 11.45 Upstart Crow
12.15-1.10 The People v OJ Simpson: American Crime Story
ITV WaLES As ITV WEST except: 6.00-6.30 Local News. The

latest headlines. 8.00-8.30 Wales This Week. In-depth current
affairs reports, focusing on pressing issues. 10.40-11.40 Sharp
End. Adrian Masters and guests discuss the latest developments
in Welsh politics, with reports from Cardiff Bay and Westminster.
S4C 7.00 Cyw: Stiw 7.10 Cyw: Twt 7.20 Cyw: Y Dywysoges Fach
7.35 Cyw: Nico Ng 7.45 Cyw: Bing 7.55 Cyw: Ti Fi a Cyw 8.00
Cyw: Guto Gwningen 8.10 Cyw: Tili ai Ffrindiau 8.25 Cyw: Plant
y Byd 8.30 Cyw: Heini 8.45 Cyw: Nodi 9.00 Cyw: Chwedlau
Tinga Tinga 9.10 Cyw: Boj 9.25 Cyw: Igam Ogam 9.35 Cyw:
Marcaroni 9.50 Cyw: Bobi Jac 10.00 Cyw: Y Teulu Mawr 10.10
Cyw: Oli Dan y Don 10.25 Cyw: Cled 10.35 Cyw: Sbridiri 10.55
Cyw: Tatws Newydd 11.00 Cyw: Stiw 11.10 Cyw: Twt 11.20
Cyw: Y Dywysoges Fach 11.35 Cyw: Nico Ng 11.45 Cyw: Bing
11.55 Cyw: Ti Fi a Cyw 12.00 Cyw: Guto Gwningen 12.10 Cyw:
Tili ai Ffrindiau 12.25 Cyw: Plant y Byd 12.30 Cyw: Heini 12.45
Cyw: Nodi 1.00 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Bro:
Aberdaron 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd
3.00 Corff Cymru: Bywyd 3.30 Cegin Bryn: Tir a Mr 4.00 Awr
Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Y Plas 5.25 Stwnsh: Dreigiau Marchogion Berc
5.50 Stwnsh: Wariars 5.55 Stwnsh: Ffeil 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25
Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 6.30 Top 14: Rygbi Ffrainc 7.00 Heno
8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Cefn Gwlad 9.00 Newyddion 9 ar Tywydd
9.30 Ffermio 10.00 Pele 1-0 11.00 Ar y Ffordd ir Ffwti yn Ffrainc
CHANNEL 4
Food unwrapped, 8.30pm

6.20
Will & Grace (rpt) 6.45 Will & Grace (rpt) 7.10 Will &
Grace (rpt) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.00
Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.30 Everybody Loves
Raymond (rpt) 9.00 Frasier (rpt) 9.30 Frasier 10.00
Frasier (rpt) 10.30 Undercover Boss Canada (rpt) (HD)
11.30 Come Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 12.00 Channel
4 News (HD) 12.05 Come Dine With Me (rpt) (HD)
12.35 Come Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 1.05 Come Dine
With Me (rpt) (HD) 1.40 Come Dine With Me (rpt)
(HD) 2.10 Fifteen To One (HD) 3.10 Countdown (HD)
4.00 Couples Come Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 5.00
Four In A Bed (rpt) (HD) 5.30 Shipping Wars UK (HD)
6.00 The SIMPSonS (18/22) Bart makes the

mistake of falling for a girl whose boyfriend is the
school bully, while Homer begins exercising,
thanks to a treadmill with a built-in TV. (rpt) (HD)
6.30 hollyoAkS Ste confesses he nearly gave in
to drink again. Louis questions Lisa about her
recent behaviour, and a distracted Peri prepares
to take on Jade in the school talent show. (HD)
7.00 ChAnnel 4 neWS Latest headlines. (HD)
8.00 MeeT WhAT you eAT Britains fish experts
reveal their secrets, with Mark Petrou showing how
to make perfect fish and chips and Nathan Outlaw
sharing tips on feeding a family on the cheap. (HD)
8.30 Food unWrAPPed Kate Quilton learns how
coconut oil is extracted, Jimmy Doherty finds
out what goes into a supermarket jar of artichoke
hearts and Matt Tebbutt discusses absinthe. (HD)
9.00 24 hourS In A&e A man is rushed in after his
fourth epileptic seizure of the day, while a 12-year-old
girl requires extensive surgery after breaking her
leg while scoring a try in a rugby match. (HD)
10.00 An IMMIGrAnTS GuIde To BrITAIn
(2/3) Henning Wehn offers advice on how
best to fit in at work, and the dangers of
making too much effort. Plus, tips on dating. (HD)
10.35 Jon rIChArdSon: nIdIoT A stand-up
performance recorded live in front of a sell-out
crowd at the Hammersmith Apollo. (HD)
11.40 24 hourS In PolICe CuSTody
Officers search for and attempt to arrest an armed
and dangerous man who is on the run. (rpt) (HD)
12.35 Random Acts (HD) 1.00 Million Pound Properties (rpt)
(HD) 1.55 Mary Portas Secret Shopper (rpt) 2.50 The
Three Day Nanny (rpt) 3.45 The Restoration Man (rpt)
4.40 Win It Cook It (HD) 5.05 Posh Pawnbrokers (rpt)
CHANNEL 5
Gotham: Wrath of The Villains, 10pm

6.00
Milkshake! The WotWots (rpt) 6.10 Chloes Closet (rpt)

(HD) 6.20 Lilys Driftwood Bay (rpt) (HD) 6.30 Fireman
Sam (rpt) (HD) 6.40 Wissper (rpt) (HD) 6.50 Peppa Pig
(rpt) 6.55 Pip Ahoy! (rpt) (HD) 7.10 Little Princess (rpt)
7.20 Bob The Builder (rpt) (HD) 7.35 Thomas & Friends
(rpt) (HD) 7.50 Noddy: Toyland Detective (rpt) (HD)
8.00 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (rpt) 8.15 Peppa
Pig (rpt) 8.25 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.35 Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD)
8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat (rpt) (HD) 9.00 Bananas
In Pyjamas (rpt) 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.15
GPs: Behind Closed Doors (rpt) (HD) 12.10 5 News
Lunchtime (HD) 12.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs
(rpt) (HD) 1.15 Home And Away (HD) 1.45 Neighbours
(HD) 2.20 NCIS (rpt) (HD) 3.15 FILM: Fatal Fiance
(2016) Premiere. Thriller, starring Jenny Wade. (HD)
5.00 5 News At 5 (HD) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt) (HD)
6.00 hoMe And AWAy Ricky has car trouble on the

way to ceremony and Nate fears he has been jilted
at the altar, while Kyle says a poignant farewell to
baby Casey before heading to court. (rpt) (HD)
6.30 5 neWS TonIGhT Latest headlines. (HD)
7.00 kInG TuTS ToMB: The hIdden
ChAMBer (2/6) Documentary examining recent
discoveries made in the famous burial chamber,
which archaeologists now believe may also
be the resting place of Queen Nefertiti.
(rpt) (HD) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD)
8.00 PolICe InTerCePTorS (2/11) The unit
opens the door of a drug farm and assists with
an emergency landing at Durham Tees Valley
Airport. Plus, Jimmy Grieves catches a
thief in the act. Followed by 5 News Update. (HD)
9.00 CAnT PAy SPeCIAl: SeCreTS & lIeS
A tearful woman accuses her landlord of
fleecing her for extra rent, while Brian and Del
travel to Luton to recover 4,500 owed by a debtor
who has been giving them the runaround. (HD)
10.00 GoThAM: WrATh oF The VIllAInS
(21/22) Strange brings Fish Mooney back from the
dead and finds she has retained her memories,
unlike the other villains he has resurrected. (HD)
11.00 uP lATe WITh rylAn Chat show, hosted
by Rylan Clark-Neal. Last in the series. (HD)
11.45 20 MoMenTS ThAT roCked The 00S (rpt)
1.10
SuperCasino 3.10 Castle (rpt) (HD) 4.00 Criminals Caught

On Camera (rpt) (SL) (HD) 4.45 Wildlife SOS (rpt) (SL)
5.10 Great Artists (rpt) (SL) 5.35 House Doctor (rpt) (SL)
5STAr
5uSA
6.00am Teleshopping 8.10 That 70s Show 9.00 Baby

Faced Brides 10.00 Top 20 Funniest 11.00 That 70s Show
12.00noon My Wife and Kids 1.00 Dance Moms 2.00 Cats
Make You Laugh Out Loud 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home
and Away 4.00 8 Simple Rules 5.00 My Wife and Kids 6.00
Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00
On Benefits9.00 Film: Just Go with It (2011) (12) 11.20
Film: Little Nicky (2000) (12) 1.05am The Magicians
2.00 Teen Wolf 3.00 Costa Del Casualty: Benidorm ER
6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 The Mentalist 10.00 Access

10.10 Film: Committed (2011) (12) Thriller, starring
Andrea Roth. 12.00noon CSI: NY 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles
2.00 Person of Interest 3.00 Person of Interest 4.00 NCIS:
Los Angeles 5.00 CSI: NY 6.00 CSI: NY 7.00 NCIS: Los
Angeles 8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00 NCIS 10.00 NCIS:
New Orleans 11.00 NCIS: New Orleans 11.55 CSI:
Miami 12.55am CSI: Miami 1.55 CSI: Miami 2.50 CSI:
Miami 3.35 My Name Is Earl 4.05-6.00 Teleshopping
Monday
6 June 2016
ITV2 7.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00

Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30 Psych 10.20
Scorpion 11.15 Dinner Date 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45
Coronation Street 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35
The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 Love
Island 7.30 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Love Island 10.00
Family Guy 11.00 American Dad! 12.00midnight The
Cleveland Show 1.00 Two and a Half Men 1.25 Mom
ITV3 6.00am In Loving Memory 6.25 Heartbeat 7.30
Where the Heart Is 8.30 The Royal 9.30 Judge Judy
10.55 Murder, She Wrote 11.55 The Casebook of
Sherlock Holmes 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal
3.05 Where the Heart Is 4.10 In Loving Memory 4.50
On the Buses 5.20 George and Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat
7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Wycliffe
11.10 The Knock 12.20am A Touch of Frost
ITV4 7.50am Ironside 8.55 Quincy ME 9.55 Ax Men
10.50 The Chase 11.50 Gunsmoke 12.50pm TT 2016:
Sidecar TT Race 1 1.50 TT 2016: Sidecar Superstars 2.55
Minder 3.55 Quincy ME 4.55 Ironside 6.00 The Saint
7.00 Cycling: Criterium du Dauphine Highlights 8.00
MotoGP Highlights 9.00 TT 2016: Supersport Race 1
10.00 Joey: The Man Who Conquered the TT 11.30 The
Motorsport Mavericks 12.30am Motorsport UK
BBC Four 7.00pm World News 7.30 Railway Walks
with Julia Bradbury 8.00 Canals The Making of a Nation
8.30 Handmade: By Royal Appointment 9.00 Storm
Troupers: The Fight to Forecast the Weather 10.00
Wonders of the Universe 11.00 Rise of the Continents
12.00midnight D-Day: The Last Heroes 1.00 Revolution
and Romance: Musical Masters of the 19th Century
Sky 1 6.00am Monkey Life 8.00 Ninja Warrior 9.00
NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00noon NCIS:
Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize
4.00 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.30
The Simpsons 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Air Ambulance
ER 10.00 Legends 11.00 Limitless 12.00midnight The
Force: Manchester 1.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder
Sky ATlAnTIC 7.00am Fish Town 8.00 House
10.00 The West Wing 11.00 David Attenboroughs
Conquest of the Skies 12.00noon Without a Trace 2.00
Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 3.00 Cold Case 5.00
The West Wing 6.00 House 7.00 Without a Trace 8.00
Blue Bloods 9.00 Game of Thrones 10.00 Thronecast
10.35 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 11.10
Veep 11.45 Silicon Valley 12.20am Gomorrah
Sky MoVIeS PreMIere 6.00am The Maids Room
(2013,15) 7.45 Pitch Perfect 2 Special 8.15 Road To
Paloma (2014,15) 10.00 The Exorcism Of Molly Hartley
(2015,18) 11.45 Forbidden Kingdom (2014,15) 1.45pm
Dope (2015,15) 3.45 The Top Ten Show 2016 4.00
Spy Extended Version (2015,15) 6.15 Road To Paloma
(2014,15) 8.00 Spy Extended Version (2015,15) 10.15
Dope (2015,15) 12.05am The Exorcism Of Molly
Hartley (2015,18) 1.45 The Maids Room (2013,15)
FIlM4 11.00am Genevieve (1953,U) 12.45pm The War
Wagon (1967,U) 2.50 The Last Frontier (1955,PG) 4.50
Ice Cold in Alex (1958,PG) 7.25 Bubble Boy (2001,12)
9.00 Iron Man (2008,12) 11.25 The Angels Share
(2012,15) 1.30am Revenge of the Nerds (1984,18)
CBS ACTIon 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 JAG 10.00
MacGyver 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00noon
Star Trek 1.00 The High Chaparral 2.00 NCIS 4.00 Walker,
Texas Ranger 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 MacGyver
8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 NCIS 10.00
Bad Girls 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05am NCIS
CBS reAlITy 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy
10.00 Its a Miracle with Roma Downey 12.00noon
Raising Sextuplets 1.00 Judge Judy 3.00 Hoarders 5.00
Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 8.00 Troubled Teens:
Jail Shock 9.00 Cold Blood 10.00 Forensic Investigators
11.00 Crime Stories 12.00midnight Undercover: Sex
Slaves 1.00 Cold Blood 2.00 Forensic Investigators
Sky SPorTS 1 7.00 WWE 8.00 World Cup of Darts
11.00 Darts Gold 12.00noon Premier League Years
2.00 World Cup of Darts 5.00 Darts Gold 6.00 Vive La
France 2016 7.00 Stars of Euro 2016 8.00 World Cup
of Darts 11.00 Vive La France 2016 12.00midnight
Stars of Euro 2016 1.00 Footballs Greatest Players
BBC 1
Holby City, 8pm

6.00
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
8.00
9.00
10.00
10.30
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11.45
BBC 2
Times vary

(T) (W) (HD) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (T)
(W) (HD) 11.00 Family Finders (T) (W) (HD) 11.45
12.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 1.00 BBC News
At One, (T) Weather (W) (HD) 1.30 Local News, (T)
(T) (W) (HD) 3.45 The Instant Gardener (T) (W) (HD)
4.30 Flog It! (rpt) (HD) 5.15 Pointless (rpt) (T) (HD)
bbC NEWS aT SIx, WEaTHER (W) (HD)

LoCaL NEWS, WEaTHER Regional bulletin. (W)
THE oNE SHoW Live chat and topical reports. (T)
EaSTENdERS Les threatens Babe he will go to the
police even if it means the truth coming out.
Vincent is stunned by Donnas latest bombshell, and
Lauren is frustrated by Ians behaviour. (T) (W) (HD)
Followed by BBC News, (T) Local News (W) (HD)
HoLby CITy (35/52) Arthur and Morven make
a decision about their future, Dom battles with his
guilt over letting down a friend and Zosia questions
where her loyalties lie. Medical drama, starring
Rob Ostlere and Eleanor Fanyinka. (T) (W) (HD)
IN THE CLub (6/6) Jasmin and Dev are busy
preparing for daughter Ambers Hindu naming
ceremony, but when Vicky arrives, their plans are
thrown into chaos as Jasmin is rushed into hospital.
Meanwhile, a heartbroken Roanna has to face the
consequences of her actions. With Kims maternity
leave over she has to return to work, but struggles to
leave baby Emily at nursery for the first time. (HD)
bbC NEWS aT TEN, WEaTHER (T) (W) (HD)
LoCaL NEWS, WEaTHER Regional bulletin. (W)
Followed by National Lottery Update. (T) (W)
THIERRy HENRy: My FRaNCE, My EuRoS
The former France striker and Arsenals all-time
leading scorer looks at European Championship
stories, assessing the social and cultural impact
football has across the continent. (T) (W) (HD)
THE TRuTH abouT HEaLTHy EaTINg (3/3)
Fiona Phillips teams up with scientists to investigate
how people can eat and drink their way to good
health and uncovers some surprising truths along
the way. Last in the series. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (HD)
12.50 BBC News. Catch up with all the latest headlines. (W) (HD)
Springwatch 2016, 8pm

6.00
Flog It! Trade Secrets (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 6.30 Family
Finders (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 7.15 The Instant Gardener
(rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 8.00 Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers
Pubs That Built Britain (rpt) 8.30 Sign Zone: The
Extraordinary Collector (rpt) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire
(T) (W) (HD) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (T) (W)
(HD) 12.00 Daily Politics (T) (W) (HD) 1.00 The Super
League Show (T) (W) 1.45 The TV That Made Me (rpt)
(T) (W) (HD) 2.15 The Big Allotment Challenge (rpt) (T)
(W) (HD) 3.15 Sacred Rivers With Simon Reeve (rpt) (T)
(W) (HD) 4.15 Great Continental Railway Journeys (rpt)
(T) (W) (HD) 5.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
6.00 EggHEadS (70/100) Quiz show in which the

winners of famous gameshows work as a team
to tackle a new set of challengers. (T) (W) (HD)
Chris Packham is joined by singer Will Young and
broadcaster Clive Anderson at RSPB Minsmere
in Suffolk, while Lindsey Chapman discusses
viewers questions with the panel. (T) (W) (HD)
7.00 aNTIquES Road TRIp Catherine Southon and
Paul Laidlaw begin the latest leg of their journey in
Aghadowey, County Londonderry, and uncover
hidden gems to take to auction. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
8.00 SpRINgWaTCH 2016 (6/12) Chris Packham,
Martin Hughes-Games and Michaela Strachan
continue their wildlife watch from the RSPBs
Minsmere reserve in Suffolk. (T) (W) (HD)
9.00 HoRIzoN: WHy aRE WE gETTINg So FaT?
Geneticist Dr Giles Yeo investigates obesity in the
UK and USA, and reveals truths which dispel
commonly held myths about the condition. (HD)
10.00 NEW JaCk dEE REFERENduM HELp dESk
SERIES (1/3) The funnyman offers a comedic
take on the EU Referendum. (T) (W) (HD)
10.30 NEWSNIgHT, WEaTHER (T) (W) (HD)
11.15 THE pEopLE V oJ SIMpSoN: aMERICaN
CRIME SToRy (2/10) The DAs office and the
LAPD scramble to find OJ. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
11.55 HoRIzoN: HoW To FINd LoVE oNLINE
Mathematician Hannah Fry uses doctor and
broadcaster Xand van Tulleken as a guinea pig
to test whether the algorithms that dating sites
use to match people actually work. (rpt) (T) (HD)
12.55 Sign Zone: Natures Epic Journeys (rpt) 1.55 Sign Zone:
This Farming Life (rpt) 2.55 This Is BBC Two (T) (W) (HD)
IT V
dont Look down: Rope Men, 8pm

6.00

(HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (W) (HD) 10.30
This Morning (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W)
(HD) 1.30 ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News,
Weather (W) 2.00 Judge Rinder (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.00
Dickinsons Real Deal (W) (HD) 3.59 Local Weather (W)
4.00 Tipping Point (rpt) (W) (HD) 5.00 The Chase (HD)
6.00 LoCaL NEWS, WEaTHER Regional bulletin. (W)

7.00 EMMERdaLE James makes plans for the future
while driving through the country, only to end up
knocking Chas down. In hospital, she reveals that she
might be pregnant with Gordons child. (W) (HD)
7.30 RIVER MoNSTERS (2/3) Jeremy Wade searches
for alien-like super sharks, from the very first
river monster, an eel-like horror, to a lethal
giant nick-named the Buzz-saw Killer. (W) (HD)
8.00 doNT Look doWN: RopE MEN Personal
cameras and drones follow industrial abseilers as
they scale iconic buildings such as Tower Bridge, and
Alexandra Palace. Theres trouble in Dubai when a
specialist team are suspended 800ft up a skyscraper
in 118-degree heat, and climbers in Plymouth also
face problems when they meet a protective mother
seagull defending her nest of chicks. (W) (HD)
9.00 CaMERoN aNd FaRagE LIVE: THE Eu
REFERENduM David Cameron wants Britain to
remain in the European Union, while Nigel Farage
has been campaigning for Britain to leave the EU for
more than 20 years. Julie Etchingham presents as
they answer questions from a studio audience of up
to 200 people, live from a London location. (W) (HD)
10.50 you SaW THEM HERE FIRST The show
exploring the TV debuts of some of Britains most
famous faces returns, beginning with early
appearances by Sheridan Smith, Daniel Craig,
Idris Elba and Paloma Faith. (rpt) (W) (HD)
CoLuMbo: doubLE ExpoSuRE
11.55
FILM (1973)
A film-maker uses subliminal
messages to lure a rival to his death, but his cunning
is no match for a certain shabby sleuth. Crime
drama, starring Peter Falk and Robert Culp. (HD)
1.15
Jackpot247 (W) 3.00 Loose Women (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.50

ITV Nightscreen (HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt)
REgIoNaL VaRIaTIoNS
bbC1 WaLES As BBC1 except: 10.00 Bargain Hunt 10.45 The

Royal Opening of the Assembly 12.15-1.00 Family Finders 10.40
Week In Week Out: Will the Doctor See You Now? 11.10 Thierry
Henry: My France, My Euros 12.10 The Truth About Healthy Eating
1.10 Weather for the Week Ahead 1.15-6.00 BBC News
bbC1 SCoTLaNd As BBC1 except: 8.00-9.00 River City 10.45
Holby City 11.45-12.45 Thierry Henry: My France, My Euros
bbC1 NoRTHERN IRELaNd As BBC1 except: 10.45
Spotlight 11.15 Thierry Henry: My France, My Euros 12.15
The Truth About Healthy Eating 1.15-6.00 BBC News
bbC2 WaLES As BBC2 except: 1.45 am.pm 2.35 Coast 2.45 The
Big Allotment Challenge 3.45 Sacred Rivers with Simon Reeve 4.45
Womens Euro 2017 7.00 Eggheads 7.30 Springwatch Unsprung 2016
bbC2 SCoTLaNd As BBC2 except: 10.30 Scotland 2016 11.00
Newsnight 11.40 Weather 11.45 The People v OJ Simpson:
American Crime Story 12.25 Horizon: How to Find Love Online
1.25 Sign Zone: Natures Epic Journeys 2.25-6.00 This Is BBC Two
bbC2 NoRTHERN IRELaNd As BBC2 except: 11.15 Stormont
Today 11.45 The People v OJ Simpson: American Crime Story
12.25 Flat TV 12.50-12.55 Waterworld. With Darryl Grimason.
S4C 7.00 Cyw: Abadas 7.10 Cyw: Bla Bla Blewog 7.25 Cyw:
Cymylaubychain 7.35 Cyw: Meripwsan 7.40 Cyw: Meic y Marchog
7.55 Cyw: Ti Fi a Cyw 8.00 Cyw: Cwpwrdd Cadi 8.10 Cyw: Tili
ai Ffrindiau 8.25 Cyw: Byd Carlo Bach 8.35 Cyw: Cacamwnci 8.50
Cyw: Peppa 8.55 Cyw: Pingu 9.00 Cyw: Chwedlau Tinga Tinga
9.10 Cyw: Crads Bach y Traeth 9.15 Cyw: Wibli Sochyn y Mochyn
9.30 Cyw: Popir Gath 9.45 Cyw: Bobi Jac 9.55 Cyw: Yn yr Ardd
10.10 Cyw: Oli Dan y Don 10.20 Cyw: ABC 10.35 Cyw: Syrcas
Deithiol Dewi 10.45 Agoriad Brenhinol y Senedd 12.15 Cyw 1.00
Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 1.05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55
Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 3.00 T Llew Jones 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.15
Rygbi: Pencampwriaeth Dan 20 y Byd 7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.00
Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Or Galon: Blwyddyn Meinir 8.55 Refferendwm
Ewrop 2016 9.00 Newyddion 9 ar Tywydd 9.30 Y Ditectif 10.00
Hacio 10.30 Stori Pel-Droed Cymru 11.00-11.35 Straeon y Ffin
CHANNEL 4
rich Brother, Poor Brother: Cutting edge, 9pm

6.00
Countdown (rpt) (HD) 6.45 Will & Grace (rpt) 7.10

Will & Grace (rpt) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt)
8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.30 Everybody
Loves Raymond (rpt) 9.00 Frasier (rpt) 9.30 Frasier
(rpt) 10.00 Frasier (rpt) 10.30 Undercover Boss USA
(rpt) (HD) 11.30 Come Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 12.00
Channel 4 News (HD) 12.05 Come Dine With Me (rpt)
(HD) 12.35 Come Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 1.05 Come
Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 1.40 Come Dine With Me
(rpt) (HD) 2.10 Fifteen To One (HD) 3.10 Countdown
Four In A Bed (rpt) (HD) 5.30 Shipping Wars UK (HD)
6.00 The SIMPSonS Bart persuades his family to go

on a cruise and for once the Simpsons enjoy their
holiday, but events take a turn for the worse when
the troublemaker tries to prolong the trip. (rpt) (HD)
6.30 hollyoAkS Cameron and Leela argue, Marnie
prepares for the grand opening of the restaurant, but
Mac and Neeta are annoyed by her choice of name,
and Simone orders Louis to move out. (HD)
8.00 new george ClArkeS old houSe,
SerIeS new hoMe The host attempts to get
under the skin of homes with history and unlock their
potential. In the first episode, George Clarke sets
out to discover the rules you need to know when it
comes to putting a kitchen in a period home. (HD)
9.00 rICh BroTher, Poor BroTher:
CuTTIng edge Documentary exploring the
wealth gap in Britain via two charismatic but
estranged siblings, multi-millionaire businessman
Ivan Massow and his younger brother David. (HD)
10.00 lAgoS To london: BrITAInS new
SuPer-rICh Documentary following the lives of
wealthy young Nigerians in London, including two
heiresses to a $1.2billion fortune and a multimillionaire preparing to launch a new venture. (HD)
11.05 FIrST dATeS (8/16) Hugo is back from last week,
hoping to impress singer Olympia, while Steven
wants a woman who will get along with his nan.
Maybe keen knitter Anna will fit the bill. (rpt) (HD)
12.10 Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA (rpt) 1.00 KOTV Boxing
Weekly 1.25 Gillette World Sport 1.55 Motor Sport: British
GT (rpt) (HD) 2.20 Transvulcania Ultramarathon (rpt)
(HD) 2.50 The Superhumans Show (rpt) (HD) 3.20 Posh
Pawnbrokers (rpt) (HD) 4.15 Draw It! (rpt) (HD) 4.40
Draw It! (rpt) (HD) 5.05 Fifteen To One (rpt) (HD)
CHANNEL 5
The yorkshire Vet, 8pm

6.00

8.00 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (rpt) 8.15 Peppa
Pig (rpt) 8.25 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.35 Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD)
8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat (rpt) (HD) 9.00 Bananas
In Pyjamas (rpt) 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.15
(HD) 12.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs (rpt) (HD)
1.15 Home And Away (HD) 1.45 Neighbours (HD)
2.15 NCIS (rpt) (HD) 3.15 FILM: Rosamunde Pilchers
Autumn (2008) Romantic drama, starring Senta Berger.
(W) 5.00 5 News At 5 (HD) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt) (HD)
6.00 hoMe And AwAy Kat starts digging for dirt

on Dylan and pulls Ash into a dangerous scheme
to expose him once and for all, while Kyle
faces his moment of truth in court. (rpt) (HD)
6.30 5 newS TonIghT Latest headlines. (HD)
7.00 Ben Fogle: new lIVeS In The wIld uk
(4/5) Ben meets Simon and Debbie, a former
estate agent and lawyer respectively who
swapped city life for a hidden-valley smallholding
in the middle of Exmoor National Park.
(rpt) (HD) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD)
8.00 The yorkShIre VeT (9/10) Julian Norton is
forced to consider performing an emergency
caesarean on a cow, and Peter Wright comes
to the aid of Lofty, a horse in need of some dental
work. (HD) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD)
9.00 new BIg BroTher: lIVe lAunCh
SerIeS Emma Willis ushers in another diverse group
of individuals who have been chosen to spend their
summer invading the nations living rooms. This year,
the house has been made over into a monochrome
world. However, while everything may appear
black and white, the new residents will not be alone.
Includes The Health Lottery draw at 9.55pm.
11.05 new BIg BroTherS BIT on The SIde
SerIeS Rylan Clark-Neal presents the Big Brother
companion show, getting the audiences thoughts on
the new housemates and the dark force theme.
12.05 Big Brother: Live From The House 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10
Castle (rpt) (HD) 4.00 Criminals Caught On Camera (rpt)
(HD) 4.45 Wildlife SOS (rpt) (SL) 5.10 Great Artists (rpt)
5STAr
5uSA
6.00am Teleshopping 8.10 That 70s Show 9.00 Baby

Faced Brides 10.00 Top 20 Funniest 11.00 That 70s Show
12.00noon My Wife and Kids 1.00 Dance Moms 2.00 Dogs
Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home
and Away 4.00 8 Simple Rules 5.00 My Wife and Kids 6.00
Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00
Strip Date 8.30 Strip Date 9.00 Film: Homefront (2013)
(15) 11.05 Greatest Sci-Fi Movies 12.40am Jackass 1.05
The Magicians 2.05 Wentworth Prison 3.05 That 70s Show

10.05 Film: Truth and Lies (2015) (12) Drama, starring
Dina Meyer. 12.00noon CSI: NY 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles
2.00 Person of Interest 3.00 Person of Interest 4.00 NCIS:
Los Angeles 5.00 CSI: Miami 6.00 CSI: NY 7.00 NCIS: Los
Angeles 8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00 The Mysteries of
Laura 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.00
Law & Order 11.55 CSI: Miami 12.55am CSI: Miami
1.55 CSI: Miami 2.55 Longmire 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping
Tuesday
7 June 2016
ITV2 6.20amDinner Date 7.10 The Ellen DeGeneres

Show 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30
Psych 10.20 Scorpion 11.15 Dinner Date 12.15pm
Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.45 The Ellen
DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.50 Take
Me Out 7.00 Love Island 7.30 Totally Bonkers Guinness
World Records 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Love
Island 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Family Guy 11.50
American Dad! 12.45am Two and a Half Men 1.40
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
ITV3 6.00am In Loving Memory 6.25 Heartbeat 7.30
Where the Heart Is 8.30 The Royal 9.30 Judge Judy
10.55 Murder, She Wrote 11.55 The Casebook of
Sherlock Holmes 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal
6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00
Wycliffe 11.05 The Knock 12.20am A Touch of Frost
10.45 The Chase 11.40 Gunsmoke 12.45pm TT 2016:
Supersport Race 1 1.45 The Saint 2.50 Minder 3.50
Quincy ME 4.55 Ironside 6.00 MotoGP Highlights 7.00
Cycling 8.00 Cycling: Tour Series Highlights 9.00 TT
2016: Superstock TT Race 10.00 Euro 96: The Summer
Football Came Home 11.00 Film: Village of the Damned
(1995,15) 1.05am BRDC Formula 3 Championship
BBC Four 7.00pm News 7.30 Railway Walks with Julia
Bradbury 8.00 Storm Troupers: The Fight to Forecast the
Weather 9.00 Revolution and Romance: Musical Masters
of the 19th Century 10.00 Seven Ages of Britain 11.00
Hidden Killers of the Victorian Home 12.00midnight
Ben Building: Mussolini, Monuments and Modernism
NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00noon
NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Stop, Search,
Seize 4.00 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama
6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Freddie Fries Again 9.00 Agatha
Raisin 10.00 Rovers 10.30 A League of Their Own:
Unseen 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00midnight
Air Ambulance ER 1.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder
Sky ATlAnTIC 6.00am The British 7.00 Fish Town
8.00 Cold Case 10.00 The West Wing 11.00 House
12.00noon Without a Trace 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00
The West Wing 6.00 House 7.00 Without a Trace
8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 A Girl in the River: The Price
of Forgiveness 10.00 Penny Dreadful 11.10 Game of
Thrones 12.10am Thronecast 12.45 Blue Bloods
Sky MoVIeS PreMIere 7.45am The Exorcism Of
Molly Hartley (2015,18) 9.30 Terminator Genisys: The
Future Reborn 10.00 Road To Paloma (2014,15) 11.45
Dope (2015,15) 1.45pm Forbidden Kingdom (2014,15)
3.45 Spy (2015,15) 6.00 The Top Ten Show 2016 6.15
Road To Paloma (2014,15) 8.00 Spy (2015,15) 10.05
Dope (2015,15) 11.55 The Exorcism Of Molly Hartley
(2015,18) 1.35am The Maids Room (2013,15)
FIlM4 11.00am The Reckless Moment (1949,PG)
12.40pm The Sons of Katie Elder (1965,U) 3.05 A
Matter of Life and Death (1946,U) 5.15 The Tall T
(1957,PG) 6.55 Baggage Claim (2013,12) 9.00
The Eagle (2011,12) 11.15 Skyline (2010,15)
1.05am The Last Picture Show (1971,15)
10.00 Unsolved Mysteries 12.00noon Raising Sextuplets
1.00 Judge Judy 3.00 Hoarders 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00
Medical Detectives 8.00 Troubled Teens: Jail Shock 9.00
Cold Blood 10.00 Forensic Investigators 11.00 Crime
Stories 12.00midnight Undercover: Sex Slaves
1.00 Cold Blood 2.00 Forensic Investigators
Sky SPorTS 1 7.00 WWE 8.00 Premier League Years
10.00 Vive La France 2016 3.00pm Live Junior World
Championship Rugby Union 10.00 Stars of Euro 2016
11.00 Vive La France 2016 12.00midnight The Sky
Sports Years 1.00 Footballs Greatest Players
BBC 1
The one Show, 7pm

6.00
6.00
6.30
6.55
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7.30
8.00
9.00
10.00
10.30
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11.30

(T) (W) (HD) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (rpt)
(T) (W) (HD) 11.00 Family Finders (T) (W) (HD) 11.45
(rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 3.45 The Instant Gardener (T) (W)
(HD) 4.30 Flog It! (T) (W) 5.15 Pointless (rpt)
BBc NEWS aT SIx, (T) WEaTHER (W) (HD)

BBc LocaL NEWS pRogRaMMES (T) (W)
REFERENduM caMpaIgN BRoadcaST
THE oNE SHoW Matt Baker and Alex Jones host
the live magazine show, with a team of roving
reporters presenting stories of interest. (T) (W)
THE aNdREW NEIL INTERVIEWS: LEaVE oR
REMaIN? The broadcaster and political journalist
talks to leading figures from the Britain Stronger in
Europe and Vote Leave campaigns ahead of the
referendum on the European Union. (T) (W) (HD)
Followed by BBC News, (T) Local News (W) (HD)
LoSE WEIgHT FoR LoVE Tanya Byron and her
team separate a couple for ten weeks in a bid to end
their self-destructive behaviour. Lisa, who is over 22
stones, is unable to get pregnant due, and Steve, who
is suffering from type two diabetes, fears he and his
partner will not grow old together. Last in the series.
THE BIg c & ME (2/3) Following three more
families whose lives have been reshaped by a cancer
diagnosis, including nine-year-old Mikey, whose
brain tumour and treatment brings his family and
local community together. (T) (W) (HD)
BBc NEWS aT TEN, WEaTHER (T) (W) (HD)
BBc LocaL NEWS, (T) WEaTHER (W)
EuRo 2016: FooTBaLL FocuS SpEcIaL
Gary Lineker looks ahead to the tournament
expanded to 24 teams for the first time which
starts at the Stade de France in Paris on Friday
when the hosts take on Romania. (T) (W) (HD)
a quESTIoN oF SpoRT With England
goalkeeper Jack Butland, Maggie Alphonsi, Steve
Parry and Christian Malcolm. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (T) (W)
12.05 BBC News. Catch up with the latest headlines. (T) (W)
BBC 2
Versailles, 9pm
6.00
(rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 8.00 Sign Zone: Great British Menu
(rpt) (SL) (T) (W) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (T) (W) (HD)
11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (T) (W) (HD) 11.30 Daily
Politics (T) (W) (HD) 1.00 Pressure Pad (rpt) (T) (W)
(HD) 1.45 The TV That Made Me (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
2.15 The Big Allotment Challenge (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
3.15 Monkey Planet (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 4.15 Great
Continental Railway Journeys (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 5.15
Bargain Hunt (rpt) 5.55 Referendum Broadcast (T) (W)
6.00 EggHEadS Quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine, in which

the winners of game shows work as a team to tackle
a new set of challengers hoping to win a cash prize.
6.30 SpRINgWaTcH uNSpRuNg 2016 (8/15)
Chris Packham is joined on the sofa by poet and
playwright Benjamin Zephaniah. He also meets
young people with a passion for wildlife, and
presents some Unsprung Hero awards. (T) (W)
7.00 aNTIquES Road TRIp (10/15) Antiques experts
search for bargains in Scotland, shopping in
Callander, Perthshire and Angus, before the auction
in Kinbuck, Stirlingshire. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
8.00 SpRINgWaTcH 2016 (7/12) Chris Packham and
Michaela Strachan share overnight news from the
wildlife cameras, while Martin Hughes-Games joins
in with the monitoring of animals on the reserve.
9.00 VERSaILLES (2/10) As the series continues,
harsh steps must be taken to ensure that the royal
reputation is preserved. Meanwhile, flamboyant
Philippe causes a stir of his own, and elsewhere, the
King hopes that humiliating a suspect noble will in
turn bring others to heel. Period drama depicting the
infidelities and intrigues at the court of Louis XIV,
during the monarchs early reign. Starring George
Blagden, Evan Williams and Stuart Bowman .
10.00 qI (4/18) This edition sees Noel Fielding, Rhod
Gilbert and Cariad Lloyd join regular panellist Alan
Davies to tackle M-themed matters. (rpt) (T) (W)
11.15 THE pEopLE V oJ SIMpSoN: aMERIcaN
cRIME SToRy (3/10) Shocking new evidence
further inflames public opinion. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
11.55 HoRIzoN: WHy aRE WE gETTINg So FaT?
Series examining topical scientific issues. (rpt)
12.55 Sign Zone: World Cup 1966: Alfies Boys (rpt) (SL) (T) (W)
IT V
Secrets of growing up, 9pm

6.00
Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy

Kyle Show (rpt) 10.30 This Morning 12.30 Loose
Women 1.30 ITV News, Weather 1.55 Local News,
Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.00
Dickinsons Real Deal (W) (HD) 3.59 ITV Local Weather
(W) 4.00 Tipping Point (rpt) (W) (HD) 5.00 The Chase
6.00
6.25
6.30
7.00
LocaL NEWS, WEaTHER Regional bulletin. (W)

REFERENduM caMpaIgN BRoadcaST
ITV NEWS, WEaTHER Latest headlines. (W)
EMMERdaLE Emma plays up her faked illness to
find out what has really been going on between
Chas and James, but it may lead to her lies being
exposed when he pays a visit to Dr Bailey. (W) (HD)
coRoNaTIoN STREET The police suggest
that Todd, Tony and Jason conspired to kill Callum
between them, while Steve is consumed with
jealousy over Michelle and Will. (W) (HD)
ToNIgHT aT THE LoNdoN paLLadIuM
Host Bradley Walsh welcomes soul and pop band
Simply Red, French electro swing band Caravan
Palace, singer-songwriter Pixie Lott, and the cast of
the musical Charlie And The Chocolate Factory to
the Palladium stage. Plus, there is entertainment by
comic Dane Baptiste, Britains Got Talent winners
Attraction and speciality act Naked Lunch, plus
singer Peter Andre may finally get to perform on the
world-famous stage. Last in the series. (W) (HD)
SEcRETS oF gRoWINg up Documentary
revealing the surprising secrets of growing up, from
girls developing faster than boys during childhood, to
eventually becoming emotionally mature. (W) (HD)
ITV NEWS, WEaTHER Latest headlines. (W)
LocaL NEWS, WEaTHER Regional bulletin. (W)
HEaTHRoW: BRITaINS BuSIEST aIRpoRT
(2/3) An American airline has one of its busiest days
as hundreds of people fly to the USA for
Thanksgiving, while a Heathrow employee helps a
passenger who has lost her daughter. (rpt) (W) (HD)
MuRdER, SHE WRoTE (1/21) Jessica visits the
zoo to research her latest novel, where a venomous
snake escapes from captivity and kills an animal
rights activist. Angela Lansbury stars. (rpt) (HD)
7.30
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9.00
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12.40 Jackpot247 (W) 3.00 Murder, She Wrote (rpt) 3.50 ITV
Nightscreen (W) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (SL) (W)
REgIoNaL VaRIaTIoNS
BBc1 WaLES As BBC1 except: 8.00-9.00 Michael Sheen: The

Fight for My Steel Town 10.40 The Wales Report with Huw
Edwards 11.10 Euro 2016: Football Focus Special 11.55 A
Question of Sport 12.30-6.00 BBC News. Latest headlines.
BBc1 NoRTHERN IRELaNd As BBC1 except: 6.55-7.00
Referendum Broadcast 10.45 Nolan Live 11.45 Euro 2016: Football
Focus Special 12.30 A Question of Sport 1.00-6.00 BBC News
BBc2 WaLES As BBC2 except: 7.00-8.00 Antiques Road Trip
10.00-10.30 Cmon Wales: Our Euro 2016 Singalong
BBc2 ScoTLaNd As BBC2 except: 1.00 The TV That Made Me
1.30 The Big Allotment Challenge 2.30 Politics Scotland 3.30-4.15
Pressure Pad 5.55-6.00 Referendum Broadcast 10.30 Scotland 2016

11.00 Newsnight 11.40 Weather 11.45 The People v OJ Simpson:
American Crime Story 12.25 Horizon: Why Are We Getting So Fat?
BBc2 NoRTHERN IRELaNd As BBC2 except: 5.55-6.00
Referendum Campaign Broadcast 10.00-10.30 Spotlight 11.15
Murphy and OKane Do... Le Football 11.55 The People v OJ
Simpson: American Crime Story 12.35-12.55 BBC News
S4c 7.00 Cyw: Stiw 7.10 Twt 7.25 Y Dywysoges Fach 7.40
Dona Direidi 7.55 Ti Fi a Cyw 8.00 Guto Gwningen 8.10 Tili ai
Ffrindiau 8.25 Byd Carlo Bach 8.30 Jen a Jim Pob Dim 8.45 Nodi
9.00 Chwedlau Tinga Tinga 9.10 Boj 9.25 Igam Ogam 9.35 Ty
Cyw 9.50 Un Tro 10.00 Y Teulu Mawr 10.10 Oli Dan y Don 10.25
Cled 10.35 Darllen Da Fi 10.45 Tecwyn y Tractor 11.00 Stiw

11.10 Twt 11.25 Y Dywysoges Fach 11.40 Dona Direidi 11.55 Ti
Fi a Cyw 12.00 Dysgu Gyda Cyw: Fflic a Fflac 12.10 Jen a Jim Pob
Dim 12.25 Dwylor Enfys 12.40 Straeon Ty Pen 12.50 Holi Hana
1.00 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 1.05 Bro: Tyddewi 1.30 Dechrau
Canu Dechrau Canmol 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C
ar Tywydd 3.00 Arctig Gwyllt Iolo Williams 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00
Stwnsh: Crwbanod Ninja 5.25 Pat a Stan 5.30 Pwy Geith y Gig? 5.55
Ffeil 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C 6.30 Pobol y Cwm
7.00 Heno 7.30 Garddio a Mwy 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Corff
Cymru: Bywyd 8.55 Refferendwm Ewrop 2016 9.00 Newyddion 9
ar Tywydd 9.30 Y Sgwrs 10.00-11.45 Clasuron Pl-Droed Cymru
CHANNEL 4
rescue Dog To Super Dog, 8pm

6.00
Countdown (rpt)6.45 Will & Grace (rpt) 7.10 Will &

Grace (rpt) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.00
Raymond (rpt) 9.00 Frasier (rpt) 9.30 Frasier (rpt)
10.00 Frasier (rpt) 10.30 Undercover Boss USA (rpt)
11.30 Come Dine With Me (rpt) 12.00 Channel 4 News
Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me (rpt) 12.35 Come
Dine With Me (rpt) 1.05 Come Dine With Me (rpt) 1.40
Come Dine With Me (rpt) 2.10 Fifteen To One 3.10
Countdown 4.00 Couples Come Dine With Me (rpt)
5.00 Four In A Bed (rpt) 5.30 Shipping Wars UK
CHANNEL 5
GPs: Behind Closed Doors, 8pm

6.00
Milkshake! The WotWots (rpt) 6.10 Chloes Closet

(rpt) 6.20 Lilys Driftwood Bay (rpt) 6.30 Fireman Sam
(rpt) (HD) 6.40 Wissper (rpt) 6.50 Peppa Pig (rpt)
6.55 Pip Ahoy! (rpt) 7.10 Little Princess (rpt) 7.20 Bob
The Builder (rpt) 7.35 Thomas & Friends (rpt) 7.50
Noddy: Toyland Detective (rpt) 8.00 Ben And Hollys
Little Kingdom (rpt) 8.15 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.25 Peppa Pig
(rpt) 8.35 Paw Patrol (rpt) 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat
(rpt) 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas (rpt) 9.15 The Wright
Stuff 11.15 Big Brother: The Launch (rpt) 1.10 5 News
Lunchtime 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours
2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles (rpt) (HD) 3.15 FILM: Bond Of
Silence (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours (rpt)
6.00 The SIMPSonS (20/22) Homer finds himself in

Marges bad books after ruining a night out, so he
takes marital advice from movie star Stradivarius
Cain (Breaking Bads Bryan Cranston). (rpt) (HD)
6.30 hollyoAkS Ste has to dig deep to find strength
when Cameron leads him into temptation, and
Mercedes acts like a domestic goddess while looking
after JJ. Elsewhere, Tegan suggests that Freddie
should get help to deal with what has happened.
7.00 ChAnnel 4 newS Latest headlines.
7.55 reFerenDuM CAMPAIGn BroADCAST
8.00 new reSCue DoG To SuPer DoG
SerIeS Series pairing dogs from rescue centres
around the UK with six people with disabilities. (HD)
9.00 24 hourS In PolICe CuSToDy
Bedfordshire Police comb thousands of hours of
CCTV footage in the hunt for a man who entered a
house and sexually assaulted two young children.
10.00 new Power MonkeyS Spin-off from
SerIeS the highly acclaimed comedy series
Ballot Monkeys, following both sides of the EU
referendum, along with prominent international
politicians on Donald Trumps campaign plane and
inside Vladimir Putins Presidential office. (HD)
10.35 8 ouT oF 10 CATS DoeS CounTDown
(10/17) Jimmy Carr hosts the words-and-numbers
panel game, with Sean Lock joined by Johnny
Vegas, and special guest captain Sarah Millican
joining forces with Rob Beckett. (rpt) (HD)
11.35 hIGh ClASS CAll GIrlS Documentary
exploring the lives of two prostitutes. (rpt) (HD)
6.00 hoMe AnD AwAy Kat goes to the police about

Dylans outburst, only to have him threaten revenge,
while Hunter braces himself for bad news. (rpt) (HD)
6.30 5 newS TonIGhT Latest headlines. (HD)
7.00 PolICe InTerCePTorS (3/11) Kev Salter and Ian
Squire hunt for a man roaming the streets late at night
with a machete, while the driver of a Fiesta takes a
pursuit off-road. (rpt) Followed by 5 News Update.
8.00 GPS: BehInD CloSeD DoorS (34/50)
A patient with neuropathy consults Dr Clare
MacMichael, but the they give the GP cause for
concern. Meanwhile, Dr Chris Pearce has diet advice
for Leslie, who is desperate to do something about
his stomach pains, and Dr William Laird is seen by a
patient who battled cancer, but continues to damage
his body by drinking. Followed by 5 News Update.
9.00 The hoTel InSPeCTor (2/10) Alex Polizzi
visits a hotel in North Yorkshire, where the owners
are deliberately not telling their guests that the
establishment is in the middle of an equine centre.
Followed by The Health Lottery draw.
10.00 BIG BroTher Highlights from launch night as a
new group of hopefuls entered the house and started
to get to know each other better before coming
under attack from a mysterious unseen force.
11.05 BIG BroTherS BIT on The SIDe
Rylan Clark-Neal and his guests discuss how the
housemates are getting on in front of the cameras.
12.30 Music on 4: Blink: Music On 4 (HD) 1.00 Ramsays Kitchen

Nightmares USA (rpt) 1.50 FILM: Deuce Bigalow: Male
Gigolo (1999) Comedy, starring Rob Schneider. (SL) (W)
(HD) 3.20 The Restoration Man (rpt) (HD) 4.15 Posh
Pawnbrokers (rpt) (HD) 5.10 Fifteen To One (rpt) (HD)
12.00 Benefits Special: 18 Kids And Claiming 12.55 SuperCasino.

Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Murder House: Nightmare
Neighbour Next Door 4.00 Ram Raid Britain: Caught On
Camera (rpt) (SL) (HD) 4.45 Wildlife SOS (rpt) (SL) 5.10
Great Scientists (rpt) (SL) 5.35 House Doctor (rpt) (SL)
5STAr
5uSA
6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Access 8.10 That 70s Show

9.00 Baby Faced Brides 10.00 Top 20 Funniest 10.55
Access 11.00 That 70s Show 12.00noon My Wife and
Kids 1.00 Big Brother: Live Launch 3.00 Neighbours
3.30 Home and Away 4.00 8 Simple Rules 5.00 My Wife
and Kids 5.55 Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and
Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00 100 Per Cent Hotter 9.00
Blinging Up Baby 10.00 Sex Pod 11.00 Baby Faced Brides
12.00midnight Benefit Beauty Queens 1.00 Teen Wolf

10.05 Film: Stranger in an Amish Town (2014) (12)
12.00noon CSI: NY 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00 Person
of Interest 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 CSI: Miami 7.00
NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00 Chicago
Fire 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.00 Law
& Order: Special Victims Unit 11.55 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit 12.55am CSI: Miami 1.55 CSI: Miami 2.50
The Mentalist 3.35 My Name Is Earl 4.05 Teleshopping
Wednesday
8 June 2016
ITV2 7.10am Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Emmerdale

9.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 9.30 Psych
10.20 Scorpion 11.15 Dinner Date 12.15pm Emmerdale
1.15 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 1.45 The
Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show
5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 Love Island 7.30 Totally Bonkers
Guinness World Records 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00
Love Island 10.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.55 Family Guy
11.55 American Dad! 1.00am Two and a Half Men
ITV3 7.30am Where the Heart Is 8.30 The Royal 9.30
Judge Judy 10.55 Murder, She Wrote 11.55 The Casebook
of Sherlock Holmes 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal
6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyles War 10.00 Wycliffe
11.05 The Knock 12.20am A Touch of Frost
ITV4 6.00am Gunsmoke 6.55 Minder 7.50 Ironside
8.50 Quincy ME 9.55 Ax Men 10.45 The Chase 11.45
Cycling: Tour Series Highlights 12.45pm TT 2016:
Superstock TT Race 1.45 The Saint 2.50 Minder 3.50
Quincy ME 4.50 Ironside 5.55 The Saint 7.00 Cycling:
Criterium du Dauphine Highlights 8.00 Cycling: Tour
Series Highlights 9.00 TT 2016: Supersport TT Race Two
10.00 The Motorsport Mavericks 11.00 Film: 1: Life on
the Limit (12) 1.20 TT 2016: Supersport TT Race Two
BBC Four 7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Railway
Walks with Julia Bradbury 8.00 Dan Cruickshank: At
Home with the British 9.00 Horizon: Man on Mars
Mission to the Red Planet 10.00 UKs Best Part-Time
Band 11.00 Ultimate Covers at the BBC 12.00midnight
Secret Voices of Hollywood 1.30 Seven Ages of Britain
6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Big Cats: An Amazing Animal
Family 9.00 Limitless 10.00 The Force: Manchester 11.00
Colony 12.00midnight Ross Kemp: Extreme World
1.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 2.00 Hawaii Five-0
Sky ATlAnTIC 7.00am Fish Town 8.00 Cold Case
10.00 The West Wing 11.00 House 12.00noon Without
a Trace 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00 Richard E Grants Hotel
Secrets 3.00 Cold Case 5.00 The West Wing 6.00 House
7.00 Without a Trace 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Gomorrah
11.05 Dexter 1.15am Gomorrah 3.20 The Tunnel:
Sabotage 4.20 The British 5.10 Fish Town
Sky MoVIeS PreMIere 7.45am Terminator Genisys:
The Future Reborn 8.15 Road To Paloma (15) 10.00
Forbidden Kingdom (15) 12.00noon Dope (2015,15) 2.00
The Exorcism Of Molly Hartley (18) 3.45 Spy Extended
Version (15) 6.00 The Top Ten Show 2016 6.15 Road To
Paloma (2014,15) 8.00 Spy Extended Version (15) 10.15
Dope (15) 12.05am The Exorcism Of Molly Hartley (18)
1.45 The Maids Room (15) 3.30 Forbidden Kingdom (15)
FIlM4 11.00am Cattle Empire (1958,U) 12.40pm 3:10
to Yuma (1957,PG) 2.30 Great Expectations (1946,PG)
4.50 Sink the Bismarck! (1960,U) 6.50 Rat Race
(2001,12) 9.00 Oblivion (2013,12) 11.25 Bully (2001,18)
1.40am The Look of Love (2013,18) 3.50 Close
CBS ACTIon 9.00am JAG 10.00 MacGyver 11.00
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00noon Star Trek 1.00
The High Chaparral 2.00 NCIS 4.00 Walker, Texas
Ranger 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 MacGyver 8.00
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 NCIS 10.00 Bad
Girls 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05am NCIS
CBS reAlITy 9.00am Judge Judy 10.00 Unsolved
Mysteries 12.00noon Raising Sextuplets 1.00 Judge
Judy 3.00 Hoarders 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical
Detectives 8.00 Troubled Teens: Jail Shock 9.00 Cold
Blood 10.00 Forensic Investigators 11.00 Crime Stories
12.00midnight Undercover: Sex Slaves 1.00 Cold Blood
Sky SPorTS 1 6.00am Football Gold 6.30 Football
League Gold 6.45 Football Gold 7.00 WWE: Experience
8.00 Premier League Years 10.00 Barclays Premier
League Legends 11.00 Premier League 100 Club
12.00noon PL Years: Man Utds Treble 2.00 Premier
League Years 8.00 PL Years: Arsenals Invincibles 10.00
Stars of Euro 2016 12.00midnight Premier League 100
Club 1.00 Footballs Greatest Players 1.30 Footballs
Greatest International Teams 2.00 Premier League Years
BBC 1
dIy SoS: The Big Build, 8pm

6.00

(T) (W) (HD) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (T)
(W) (HD) 11.00 Family Finders (T) (W) (HD) 11.45
Break-in Britain The Crackdown (T) (W) (HD) 12.15
Bargain Hunt (T) (W) (HD) 1.00 BBC News At One, (T)
Weather (W) (HD) 1.30 BBC Local News, (T) Weather
(W) 1.45 Doctors (T) (W) (HD) 2.15 For What Its
Worth (T) (W) (HD) 3.00 Escape To The Country (T)
(W) (HD) 3.45 The Instant Gardener (T) (W) (HD) 4.30
Flog It! (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 5.15 Pointless (rpt) (T) (HD)
6.00 BBC NEWS aT SIx, WEaTHER (W) (HD)

6.55 REFERENduM CaMpaIgN BRoadCaST By
THE VoTE LEaVE CaMpaIgN (T) (W) (HD)
7.00 THE oNE SHoW Topical stories. (T) (W) (HD)
7.30 EaSTENdERS Lauren and Abi write to Max as his
court hearing arrives, Kim tries to persuade Vincent
not to have a baby with another woman, and Pam
suggests Ben should stay for the night. (T) (W) (HD)
Followed by BBC News, Local News. (T) (W) (HD)
8.00 dIy SoS: THE BIg BuILd A team of experts
come to the aid of amateurs whose projects
have gone horribly wrong, helping them to
finally bring their plans to fruition. (T) (W) (HD)
9.00 NEW NEW BLood (1/7) Six years after a sinister
SERIES drugs trial in India, one of the participants is
found dead and although it is ruled as suicide, eager
young PC Rash Sayyad is sure its murder, impressing
DS Sands so much that he offers him a trainee
detective position. But as they begin to follow up on
the junior cops suspicions, Serious Fraud Office
investigator Stefan Kowolski is gathering intelligence
on a hospital pharmacist eventually drawing him
into the same case. Crime drama written by Anthony
Horowitz, starring Mark Addy, Ben Tavassoli,
Mark Strepan and Anna Chancellor. (T) (W) (HD)
10.00 BBC NEWS aT TEN, WEaTHER (T) (W) (HD)
10.45 quESTIoN TIME (34/36) David Dimbleby chairs
the debate from Folkestone, with a panel of
politicians facing topical questions. (T) (W) (HD)
11.45 THIS WEEk Andrew Neil and guests discuss
political and parliamentary developments from
the past seven days. (T) (W) (HD) Followed by
Weather For The Week Ahead. (T) (W) (HD)
12.35 BBC News.Catch up with all the latest headlines. (T) (HD)
BBC 2
Mock The Week, 10pm

6.00
(rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 8.00 Sign Zone: The Great British
Sewing Bee (rpt) (SL) (T) (W) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire
(T) (W) (HD) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (T) (W) (HD)
12.00 Daily Politics (T) (W) (HD) 1.00 Pressure Pad
(rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 1.45 The TV That Made Me (rpt) (T)
(W) (HD) 2.15 The Big Allotment Challenge (rpt) (T)
(W) (HD) 3.15 Monkey Planet (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 4.15
Great Continental Railway Journeys (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
5.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 5.55 Referendum
Campaign Broadcast By The Vote Leave Campaign (HD)
6.00 EggHEadS Quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine, in which

the winners of famous gameshows work as a team
to tackle a new set of challengers. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
Chris Packham presents another show live from
Suffolk, where writer and broadcaster Germaine
Greer joins him to talk bugs, and Lindsey
Chapman takes audience questions. (T) (W) (HD)
7.00 aNTIquES Road TRIp Anita Manning and Philip
Serrell kick off in the Lake District, before ending at
their first auction in Lancashire. They then visit Co
Durham and Driffield, East Yorkshire. (rpt) (T) (HD)
8.00 SpRINgWaTCH 2016 (8/12) Martin HughesGames is out on the reserve helping the local wildlife,
and Iolo Williams reports on the latest developments
on the Farne Islands seabird colony. (T) (W) (HD)
9.00 pEaky BLINdERS Tommy prepares for his
latest plan, only to receive a blow that could change
everything. He needs his family more than ever but
is not sure who he can trust. Last in the series. (HD)
10.00 NEW MoCk THE WEEk (1/13)
SERIES Guests Gary Delaney, Ed Gamble, Nish
Kumar, Tiff Stevenson and Josh Widdicombe
join host Dara O Briain and regular Hugh
Dennis for the topical comedy show. (T) (W) (HD)
11.15 Top gEaR (2/6) Chris Evans, Matt LeBlanc and
Eddie Jordan head for South Africa, where Sharleen
Spiteri, Seasick Steve and Tinie Tempah take part in
an SUV test. Back at the track, Chris joins Jenson
Button for a ride in the McLaren 675LT. (rpt) (HD)
12.20 Sign Zone: Medicines Big Breakthrough: Editing Your
Genes Panorama (rpt) 12.50 Sign Zone: Last Whites Of
The East End (rpt) 1.45 Sign Zone: Rick Steins Long
Weekends (rpt) 2.45 This Is BBC Two (T) (W) (HD)
IT V
The Chase, 5pm

6.00

(HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (W) (HD) 10.30 This
Morning (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W) (HD) 1.30
ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News, Weather (W)
2.00 Judge Rinder (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.00 Dickinsons Real
Deal (W) (HD) 3.59 Local Weather (W) 4.00 Tipping
Point (rpt) (W) (HD) 5.00 The Chase (W) (HD)

6.25 REFERENduM CaMpaIgN
BRoadCaST VoTE LEaVE (W) (HD)
7.00 EMMERdaLE Double-length episode. Finn,
Pete and Ross turn their backs on Emma after
discovering her lies. As she leaves their home,
she runs into a clearly distressed Chas, who
fears she has trashed the pub during a PTSD
episode. Emma feels compelled to help, and takes
her to a mental health clinic. Zak and Lisas divorce is
finalised, and Bernice is furious when she discovers
the truth about Lawrences past with Ronnie, and
demands to know why he married her. (W) (HD)
8.00 THE ITV REFERENduM dEBaTE
With just two weeks to go until the nation goes to
the polls to decide whether Britain should leave or
remain in the European Union, Julie Etchingham
hosts the second of two live programmes this week.
On Tuesday, David Cameron and Nigel Farage went
face to face, tonight, three more senior political
figures supporting each side of the argument will
have the opportunity to answer questions from
members of the studio audience. (W) (HD)
11.00 THE LaTE dEBaTE Simon Harris is joined by
a panel of local MPs for a discussion on the latest
news and events at Westminster. (W) (HD)
11.25 pop goLd (2/8) The anthology show delving into
ITVs music archives stops off in the 1980s, the
decade that good taste passed by, with stonewashed
jeans, big hair and make-up everywhere people
turned and that was just the men. But if 1980s
fashion was memorable, its music was even more
so, with the likes of Bon Jovi, Adam Ant, Spandau
Ballet and A-Ha hitting the charts. (rpt) (W)
12.25 Murder, She Wrote (rpt) (HD) 1.15 Jackpot247 3.00 ITV
Nightscreen (HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (HD)
REgIoNaL VaRIaTIoNS
BBC1 NoRTHERN IRELaNd As BBC1 except: 10.45 The View

11.25 Question Time 12.25 This Week 1.10-6.00 BBC News
BBC2 WaLES As BBC2 except: 7.00 Dads Army 7.30 The River Taff
BBC2 NoRTHERN IRELaNd As BBC2 except: 11.15 Deepcut:
The Armys Shame. What life is like behind the barbed wire.
ITV MERIdIaN As ITV except: 11.00-11.25 The Last Word
ITV CENTRaL As ITV except: 11.00-11.25 Central Lobby
ITV aNgLIa As ITV except: 11.00-11.25 Anglia Late Edition
ITV yoRkSHIRE As ITV except: 11.00-11.25 Last Orders
ITV TyNE TEES As ITV except: 11.00-11.25 Around the House
ITV gRaNada As ITV except: 11.00-11.25 The Granada Debate
ITV BoRdER As ITV except: 11.00-11.25 Around the House

ITV WEST As ITV except: 11.00 The West Country at Westminster
ITV WaLES As ITV WEST except: 11.00 Wild Australia with Ray Mears
S4C 7.00 Cyw: Abadas 7.10 Cyw: Bla Bla Blewog 7.25 Cyw:
Cymylaubychain 7.35 Cyw: Meripwsan 7.40 Cyw: Meic y Marchog
7.55 Cyw: Ti Fi a Cyw 8.00 Cyw: Cwpwrdd Cadi 8.10 Cyw: Tili ai
Ffrindiau 8.25 Cyw: Byd Carlo Bach 8.35 Cyw: Dwylor Enfys 8.50
Cyw: Peppa 8.55 Cyw: Pingu 9.00 Cyw: Chwedlau Tinga Tinga 9.10
Cyw: Crads Bach y Traeth 9.15 Cyw: Wibli Sochyn y Mochyn 9.30
Cyw: Popir Gath 9.45 Cyw: Bobi Jac 9.55 Cyw: Yn yr Ardd 10.10
Cyw: Oli Dan y Don 10.20 Cyw: ABC 10.35 Cyw: Syrcas Deithiol
Dewi 10.45 Cyw: Cei Bach 11.00 Cyw: Abadas 11.10 Cyw: Bla
Bla Blewog 11.25 Cyw: Cymylaubychain 11.35 Cyw: Meripwsan

11.40 Cyw: Meic y Marchog 11.55 Cyw: Ti Fi a Cyw 12.00 Cyw:
Cwpwrdd Cadi 12.10 Cyw: Tili ai Ffrindiau 12.25 Cyw: Byd Carlo
Bach 12.35 Cyw: Dwylor Enfys 12.50 Cyw: Peppa 12.55 Cyw:
Pingu 1.00 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Cefn Gwlad
2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 3.00 Pele
1-0 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Dim Byd 5.15 Stwnsh: Dennis a
Dannedd 5.25 Stwnsh: Y Barf 5.50 Stwnsh: Oi! Osgar 5.55 Stwnsh:
Ffeil 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 6.30 Or
Stryd i Gwpan y Byd 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.00 Pobol y
Cwm 8.25 Pryd o Sr Pl-Droed 9.00 Newyddion 9 ar Tywydd 9.45
Ffwtbol a Ffleers: Cofio Arwyr 76 10.45 Ochr 1 11.15-12.20 Y Lle
CHANNEL 4
Inside Birmingham Childrens Hospital, 9pm

6.00
Countdown (HD) 6.45 Will & Grace 7.10 Will & Grace
Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond
(rpt) 9.00 Frasier (rpt) 9.30 Frasier (rpt) 10.00 Frasier
(rpt) 10.30 Undercover Boss USA (rpt) (HD) 11.30
Come Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 12.00 Channel 4 News
Summary (HD) 12.05 Come Dine With Me (rpt) (HD)
12.35 Come Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 1.05 Come Dine
(HD) 2.10 Fifteen To One (HD) 3.10 Countdown (HD)
Four In A Bed (rpt) (HD) 5.30 Shipping Wars UK.
Stu and Jemma continue to Spain with their load. (HD)
6.00 THe SIMPSonS The townsfolk discover Ned and

Edna have tied the knot, so Marge throws them a
reception to celebrate, and soon everyone realises
there is no such thing as a perfect marriage. (rpt)
6.30 HollyoAkS Cameron continues to try and
weaken Stes resolve, while Leela has a confession to
make to Tegan. Freddie ignores a letter from social
services, and John Paul makes a big mistake. (HD)
7.00 CHAnnel 4 newS Latest headlines. (HD)
8.00 kIrSTIe AnD PHIlS loVe IT or lIST IT
(7/8) Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help
a couple in the Scottish Borders who are
undecided about their Victorian villa, which
the husband loves although his wife finds it
impractical. Originally scheduled on June 2. (HD)
9.00 new InSIDe BIrMInGHAM CHIlDrenS
SerIeS HoSPITAl Documentary exploring
how treatments at Birmingham Childrens
Hospital affect patients and their families,
beginning with three fathers and sons. (HD)
10.00 GoGGleBox Capturing the households
instant reactions to what they are watching on TV
from the comfort of their own sofas. (rpt) (HD)
11.05 24 HourS In A&e A man is rushed in after his
fourth epileptic seizure of the day, while a 12-year-old
girl requires extensive surgery after breaking her
leg while scoring a try in a rugby match. (rpt) (HD)
12.05 An Immigrants Guide To Britain (rpt) (HD) 12.35 The
Worlds Most Expensive Food (rpt) (SL) (HD) 1.30 Britains
Most Extreme Weather (rpt) (SL) (HD) 2.30 Mary Portas
Secret Shopper (rpt) (SL) (HD) 3.25 The Restoration Man
(rpt) (HD) 4.20 Kirsties Vintage Gems (rpt) (HD) 4.45
Draw It! (rpt) (HD) 5.05 Fifteen To One (rpt) (HD)
CHANNEL 5
Gold Digger And Proud, 10pm

6.00

8.00 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (rpt) (HD) 8.15
Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.25 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.35 Paw Patrol
(rpt) (HD) 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat (rpt) (HD) 9.00
Bananas In Pyjamas (rpt) 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD)
11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (rpt) (HD) 12.10 5
News Lunchtime (HD) 12.15 Big Brother (rpt) 1.15
Home And Away (HD) 1.45 Neighbours (HD) 2.15
NCIS (rpt) (HD) 3.15 FILM: Taken Back: Finding
Haley (2012) Thriller, starring Moira Kelly. (W)
5.00 5 News At 5 (HD) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt) (HD)
6.00 HoMe AnD AwAy Skye reaches out to help a

stranger who has collapsed while running, but is
shocked when she realises who it is, and Olivia
makes a decision about her pregnancy. (rpt) (HD)
6.30 5 newS TonIGHT Latest headlines. (HD)
7.00 CrICkeT on 5 England v Sri Lanka. Highlights
of the opening day of the third Test at Lords,
where the final match of the series got under
way. (HD) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD)
8.00 on BeneFITS: BArGAIn BArBIe AnD
DeSPerATe Dole ClAIMAnTS (13/15)
Job-seekers living on reduced benefits including
a mother whose income support was lowered
by 20 per cent and another who stripped
off in protest when her sisters dole was
cut. (HD) Followed by 5 News Tonight. (HD)
9.00 BIG BroTHer Highlights of the new housemates
first full day at the mercy of Big Brother, and
they will no doubt all be out to make a good
impression on each other and the voting public.
Followed by The Health Lottery draw.
10.00 GolD DIGGer AnD ProuD
Documentary meeting Britains money-grabbers
including a 31-year-old who targets the rich and
famous and a 46-year-old who worries what she
would do without her millionaire husband.
11.00 BIG BroTHerS BIT on THe SIDe
12.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Carpenters: Their Greatest Hits (rpt)
(HD) 4.00 Violent Assault: Caught On Camera (rpt) (HD)
4.45 Wildlife SOS (rpt) (SL) 5.10 Great Scientists (rpt) (HD)
5STAr
5uSA
6.00am Teleshopping 8.10 That 70s Show 9.00 My Wife

and Kids 10.00 Top 20 Funniest 11.00 That 70s Show
12.00noon My Wife and Kids 1.00 Dance Moms 2.00
Big Brother 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00
8 Simple Rules 5.00 Big Brother 6.00 Neighbours 6.30
Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00 Teen Wolf 9.00
The Magicians 10.00 American Horror Story: Asylum
11.00 Sex Pod 12.00midnight Big Brother: Best Bits 1.00
Autopsy: The OJ Simpson Murder Case 2.00 Eye Candy

10.10 Film: A Time to Remember (2003) (PG) Drama,
starring Dana Delany. 12.00noon CSI: NY 1.00 NCIS: Los
Angeles 2.00 Person of Interest 3.00 Person of Interest
4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 CSI: Miami 6.00 CSI: NY
7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00 Law
& Order 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.00
Law & Order 11.55 CSI: Miami 12.55am CSI: NY 1.55
CSI: Miami 2.50 The Mentalist 3.35 My Name Is Earl
Thursday
9 June 2016
ITV2 7.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00

Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Totally Bonkers
Guinness World Records 9.30 Psych 10.20 Scorpion 11.15
Dinner Date 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation
Street 1.15 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 1.45
The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show
5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 Love Island 7.30 Totally Bonkers
Love Island 10.00 Safeword 10.50 Family Guy 11.50
American Dad! 12.40am Two and a Half Men
Judge Judy 10.55 Murder, She Wrote 11.55 The Memoirs
7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Endeavour 10.00
Wycliffe 11.05 The Knock 12.20am A Touch of Frost
10.50 The Chase 11.50 Cycling: Tour Series Highlights
12.50pm TT 2016: Supersport TT Race Two 1.50 The
Saint 2.55 Minder 3.55 Quincy ME 5.00 Ironside 6.00
The Saint 7.00 Cycling: Criterium du Dauphine Highlights
8.00 History of the Euros 9.00 TT 2016: Lightweight
TT and TT Zero 10.05 Film: Maximum Conviction
(2012,15) 12.10am The Motorsport Mavericks
BBC Four 7.00pm News 7.30 Top of the Pops: 1981
8.00 Hidden Killers of the Edwardian Home 9.00 MAKE!
Craft Britain 10.00 A Very British Airline 11.00 Butterflies:
A Very British Obsession Natural World 12.00midnight
Francescos Venice 1.00 Top of the Pops: 1981
NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00noon NCIS:
Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize
4.00 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.30
The Simpsons 8.00 DCs Legends of Tomorrow 9.00
Colony 10.00 Duck Quacks Dont Echo 11.00 A League
of Their Own 12.00midnight Stop, Search, Seize 1.00
Hawaii Five-0 2.00 A League of Their Own US Road Trip
Sky ATlAnTIC 6.00am The British 7.00 Fish Town
8.00 Cold Case 10.00 The West Wing 11.00 House
12.00noon Without a Trace 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00
The West Wing 6.00 House 7.00 Without a Trace 8.00
Blue Bloods 9.00 Billions 10.10 Silicon Valley 10.45 Last
Week Tonight with John Oliver 11.20 Veep 11.55
Penny Dreadful 1.05am Billions 2.15 Cold Case
Sky MoVIeS PreMIere 7.45am Everest: Sky
Movies Special 8.15 Road To Paloma (2014,15) 10.00
The Exorcism Of Molly Hartley (2015,18) 11.45 Dope
(2015,15) 1.45pm Forbidden Kingdom (2014,15)
3.45 The Top Ten Show 2016 4.00 Spy (2015,15) 6.15
Road To Paloma (2014,15) 8.00 Spy (2015,15) 10.05
Dope (2015,15) 11.55 The Exorcism Of Molly Hartley
(2015,18) 1.35am The Maids Room (2013,15)
FIlM4 11.00am Prince Valiant (1954,U) 1.05pm
Operation Pacific (1951,U) 3.15 The Towering Inferno
(1974,15) 6.25 The Way Back (2010,12) 9.00
Braveheart (1995,15) 12.25am Ghost Rider: Spirit of
Vengeance (2011,12) 2.15 Perriers Bounty (2009,15)
Stories 12.00midnight Undercover: Sex Slaves
Sky SPorTS 1 7.00 WWE 8.00 PL Years 10.00
Premier League Legends 11.00 Premier League 100 Club
12.00noon Premier League Years 2.00 Premier League
Legends 3.00 Boxing Gold 4.00 Premier League 100
Club 5.00 Sporting Heroes 6.00 Premier League Legends
6.30 Premier League World 7.00 Stars of Euro 2016
7.30 Live First Utility Super League10.30 Stars of Euro
2016 12.00midnight Premier League 100 Club 12.30
The World Rugby Show 1.00 Super League Gold
BBC 1
EastEnders, 8pm
6.00
Breakfast (T) (W) (HD) 9.30 The Queens 90th Birthday:

The National Service Of Thanksgiving (T) (W) (HD)
Weather (W) 1.45 Doctors (T) (W) (HD) 2.15 For
What Its Worth (T) (W) (HD) 3.00 Escape To The
Country (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 3.45 The Instant Gardener
(T) (W) (HD) 4.30 Flog It! (T) (W) (HD) 5.15 Pointless.
Presented by Alexander Armstrong (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
BBC 2
Mum, 10pm
6.00
Homes Under The Hammer (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 7.00

Family Finders (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 7.45 The Instant
Gardener (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 8.30 Sign Zone: Burmas
Secret Jungle War With Joe Simpson (rpt) (SL) (T) (W)
9.30 Crimewatch Roadshow (T) (W) (HD) 10.15
Homes Under The Hammer (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 11.15
Family Finders (T) (W) (HD) 12.00 Daily Politics (T)
(W) (HD) 1.00 Pressure Pad (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 1.45
The TV That Made Me (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 2.15 The Big
Allotment Challenge (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 3.15 Monkey
Planet (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 4.15 Great Continental
Railway Journeys. With Michael Portillo. (rpt) (T) (W)
(HD) 5.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
6.00 BBc NEWS aT SIx, WEaTHER (W) (HD)

6.30 BBc LocaL NEWS Regional bulletin. (T) (W)
7.00 THE oNE SHoW A guest co-host joins Alex Jones
to present the final edition of the week. (T) (W) (HD)
7.30 THE aNdREW NEIL INTERVIEWS: LEaVE oR
REMaIN? The broadcaster and political journalist
talks to leading figures from the Britain Stronger in
Europe and Vote Leave campaigns ahead of the
referendum on the European Union. (T) (W) (HD)
Followed by BBC News, (T) Local News. (W) (HD)
8.00 EaSTENdERS The Beales problems escalate as
they help Jane pack for her move to Birmingham.
Kim finds herself in an uncomfortable position, while
Bex ends up alone with Shakil. (T) (W) (HD)
8.30 RooM 101 (1/9) Frank Skinner welcomes Strictly
Come Dancing head judge Len Goodman, actress
and impressionist Ronni Ancona and quick-witted
comic Tim Vine to discuss their pet hates. (rpt) (T)
9.00 WouLd I LIE To you? (3/10) Greg Davies, Alex
Jones, John Cooper Clarke and Rick Edwards join
team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack for the
comedy panel show. Hosted by Rob Brydon. (rpt) (T)
9.30 LoVE, NINa (4/5) Fellow nanny Amanda makes
friends with Nina, but they suffer an embarrassing
incident at a yoga class, made even worse when
Amanda shares the incident with the family. (T) (W)
10.00 BBc NEWS aT TEN Latest headlines. (T) (W)
10.25 LocaL NEWS, WEaTHER Regional bulletins.
10.35 THE gRaHaM NoRToN SHoW (12/15)
The host is joined by Dwayne The Rock Johnson,
Jeff Goldblum and Liam Hemsworth. (T) (W) (HD)
11.25 MoTd: uEFa EuRo 2016 HIgHLIgHTS
Action from the opening match of the tournament.
6.00 EggHEadS Quiz in which the winners of famous

gameshows work as a team to tackle a new set of
challengers hoping to win a cash prize. (rpt) (T) (W)
6.30 SPRINgWaTcH uNSPRuNg 2016 (10/15)
Chris Packham presents the companion show to the
main programme, which features analysis, news,
nature quizzes and videos set in by viewers. (T) (W)
7.00 THE QuEENS 90TH BIRTHday: THE
NaTIoNaL SERVIcE oF THaNkSgIVINg
HIgHLIgHTS Kirsty Young and Huw Edwards
introduce the key moments from the National
Service of Thanksgiving at St Pauls Cathedral. (T)
8.00 THE ExTRaoRdINaRy coLLEcToR (5/6)
Gordon Watson tries to sell an item to Anita
Zabludowicz, the world-renowned billionaire
collector of unusual and experimental art. (T) (W)
8.30 gaRdENERS WoRLd (12/31) Monty Don plants
scented annuals at Longmeadow. (T) (W) (HD)
9.00 THE MILLIoNaIRES HoLIday cLuB (1/2)
Inside the world of high-end luxury holidays, tailored
for some of the UKs wealthiest jet-setters. (T) (W)
10.00 MuM (5/6) Cathy is trying to get ready for work,
while Jason has an interview for a job in Australia. (T)
10.30 NEWSNIgHT Analysis of the days events, with
Evan Davis. (T) (W) Followed by Weather. (T)
11.05 No SucH THINg aS THE NEWS (4/5)
An interesting angle on the events of the week.
11.35 aRTSNIgHT kIERaN LoNg The V&As
architecture curator explores the future of the home
in Britain, talking to British architects. (T) (W) (HD)
12.10 FILM: Jagged Edge (1985) Thriller, starring Jeff Bridges. (T)
(HD) Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (T) (W)
(HD) 2.00 BBC News. Latest headlines. (T) (W) (HD)
12.05 FILM: Valhalla Rising (2009) Historical adventure, starring

Mads Mikkelsen. (T) 1.30 Euro 2016 Replay (T) 3.10 Sign
Zone: Question Time (rpt) (SL) (T) 4.10 This Is BBC Two
IT V
Back To The Future Part III, 11pm

6.00
Times vary
Good Morning Britain (W) (HD) 8.30 Lorraine (W) (HD)

9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (W) 10.30 This Morning
(W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W) (HD) 1.30 ITV
News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News, Weather (W)
2.00 Judge Rinder (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.00 Dickinsons
Real Deal (W) (HD) 3.59 ITV Local Weather (W) 4.00
Tipping Point (rpt) (W) (HD) 5.00 The Chase (W) (HD)
6.00 LocaL NEWS, WEaTHER Regional bulletin. (W)

6.45 EMMERdaLE An enraged Bernice drowns her
sorrows, but when she is given the keys to
Lawrences digger, she sees the perfect opportunity
to carry out a spectacular revenge on her husband.
7.15 EuRo 2016 France v Romania (Kick-off 8.00pm).
Coverage of the opening match of the tournament,
as the Group A teams face each other at the Stade de
France in Paris. This is the third time the finals of the
tournament have been staged in France, and the first
since it was decided to extend the format to include
24 teams, which is in great contrast to the previous
stagings in 1960 and 1984, which featured four and
eight nations respectively. The home support will
hope to see their team emulate the performance of
the national side in 1984, when they won all five of
their matches and were crowned champions for the
first time, thanks largely to the goal-scoring exploits
of Michel Platini, who scored an incredible nine goals,
which included two hat-tricks. Romania were one of
the nations to qualify for that tournament but had a
forgettable experience, drawing one and losing two
of their games to finish bottom of their group, and a
look at their history illustrates they do not have a
record to match that of the hosts, who also
triumphed at Euro 2000 in the Netherlands and
Belgium. Mark Pougatch presents, with analysis
from Lee Dixon, Emmanuel Petit, Slaven Bilic,
Christian Karembeu and Louis Saha. (W) (HD)
10.50 LocaL NEWS, WEaTHER Regional bulletin. (W)
To THE FuTuRE PaRT III (1990)
11.00
FILM Back
Time-travelling teenager Marty McFly is
transported back to the Wild West to save his
scientist friend from death. Sci-fi comedy sequel,
with Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd. (W) (HD)
1.05
Jackpot247. Live interactive gaming. (W) 3.00 Murder, She

Wrote (rpt) (SL) (HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (W) (HD)
REgIoNaL VaRIaTIoNS
BBc2 ScoTLaNd As BBC2 except: 9.00-10.00 Muck, Sweat

and Steers: 40 Years of Landward. With Euan McIlwraith.
ITV aNgLIa As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather 6.00-6.15
Local News. Latest headlines and sport from across the region.
ITV yoRkSHIRE As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest
forecast. 6.00-6.15 Local News. Latest headlines and sport.
ITV TyNE TEES As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest
ITV gRaNada As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest
ITV BoRdER As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather 6.00-6.15
ITV WEST As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather 6.00-6.15
ITV WaLES As ITV WEST except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest
forecast. 6.00-6.15 ITV News Wales at Six. Regional bulletin.
S4c 7.00 Cyw: Stiw. Entertainment for children. 7.10 Cyw: Twt.
7.25 Cyw: Y Dywysoges Fach 7.40 Cyw: Hafod Haul 7.55 Cyw:
Ti Fi a Cyw 8.00 Cyw: Guto Gwningen 8.10 Cyw: Tili ai Ffrindiau
8.25 Cyw: Byd Begw Bwt 8.30 Cyw: Ysbyty Cyw Bach 8.45 Cyw:
Nodi 9.00 Cyw: Chwedlau Tinga Tinga 9.10 Cyw: Boj 9.25 Cyw:
Igam Ogam 9.35 Cyw: Marcaroni 9.50 Cyw: Bobi Jac 10.00 Cyw:
Y Teulu Mawr 10.10 Cyw: Oli Dan y Don 10.25 Cyw: Cled 10.35
Cyw: Sbridiri 10.55 Cyw: Tatws Newydd 11.00 Cyw: Stiw 11.10
Cyw: Twt 11.25 Cyw: Y Dywysoges Fach 11.40 Cyw: Hafod Haul
11.55 Cyw: Ti Fi a Cyw 12.00 Cyw: Guto Gwningen 12.10 Cyw:
Tili ai Ffrindiau 12.25 Cyw: Byd Begw Bwt 12.30 Cyw: Ysbyty Cyw
Bach 12.45 Cyw: Nodi 1.00 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 1.05 Heno
1.30 Ffermio 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd
3.00 Garddio a Mwy 3.30 Arfordir Cymru: Mn 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00
Stwnsh: Tag 5.40 Stwnsh: Larfa 5.45 Stwnsh: Ochr 2 5.55 Stwnsh:
Ffeil 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 6.30 Pryd
o Sr Pl-Droed 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Ysgol Ddawns
Anti Karen 9.00 Newyddion 9 ar Tywydd 9.30 Straeon y Ffin 10.00
Jonathan 11.00-12.35 Panto y Ffermwyr Ifanc 2015
CHANNEL 4
The last leg, 10pm

6.00
Countdown (rpt) (HD) 6.45 Will & Grace (rpt) 7.10

Will & Grace (rpt) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt)
Loves Raymond (rpt) 9.00 Frasier (rpt) 9.30 Frasier
(rpt) 10.00 Frasier (rpt) 10.30 Undercover Boss USA
(rpt) (HD) 11.30 Come Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 12.00
Channel 4 News Summary (HD) 12.05 Come Dine
(HD) 1.05 Come Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 1.40 Come
Dine With Me (rpt) (HD) 2.10 Fifteen To One. Sandi
Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz. (HD) 3.10
Countdown (HD) 4.00 Couples Come Dine With Me
(rpt) 5.00 Four In A Bed (rpt) 5.30 Shipping Wars UK
6.00 The SIMPSonS (22/22) Lisa tries to make

herself popular by ghost-writing positive things
on the internet but when it backfires, Lady Gaga
shows her what fame is all about. (rpt) (HD)
6.30 hollyoAkS Mercedes and Joe face a life-changing
decision, Freddie confronts Marnie after he finds out
she has been bad-mouthing him to Ellie and John Paul
prepares to deal with his mistake. (HD)
7.30 eATIng well wITh heMSley + heMSley
Jasmine and Melissa produce a menu for a hot day,
including an acai berry breakfast bowl, utilising all
the goodness of the Amazonian superfood.
8.00 grAnd deSIgnS (6/9) Kevin McCloud follows
the progress of Ed Versluys and Vicky Anderson,
who want to convert a concrete cowshed in
Somerset into a three bedroom home. (rpt) (HD)
9.00 goggleBox The nations favourite armchair
critics share their opinions on what they have been
watching during the week. The programme captures
their instant reactions and lively discussions. (HD)
10.00 new The lAST leg (1/6) Adam Hills, Josh
SerIeS Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined
by Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn for a comic review
of the significant moments of the past seven days.
11.05 rude TuBe (10/10) Alex Zane counts down
50 of the weirdest clips on the internet, including
an amazing chocolate man and a bizarre remake
of Stanley Kubricks The Shining. (HD)
12.10 FILM: Source Code (2011) Sci-fi thriller, starring Jake
Gyllenhaal. (W) (HD) 1.45 FILM: Magic Magic (2013)
Thriller, starring Juno Temple. (W) (HD) 3.25 Power
Monkeys (rpt) (SL) (HD) 3.50 Random Acts (rpt) (SL) (HD)
4.20 The Restoration Man (rpt) 5.15 Fifteen To One (rpt)
CHANNEL 5
Big Brother: live eviction, 9pm

6.00

(rpt) 7.50 Noddy: Toyland Detective (rpt) (HD) 8.00
Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (rpt) (HD) 8.15 Peppa
Pig (rpt) 8.25 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.35 Paw Patrol (rpt)
(HD) 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas (rpt) 9.00 Toot The Tiny
Tugboat (rpt) (HD) 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.15
Lunchtime (HD) 12.15 Big Brother (rpt) 1.15 Home
And Away (HD) 1.45 Neighbours (HD) 2.20 NCIS
(rpt) 3.15 FILM: Jesse Stone: Lost In Paradise (2015)
Premiere. Crime thriller sequel, starring Tom Selleck.
(W) (HD) 5.00 5 News At 5 (HD) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt)
6.00 hoMe And AwAy Despite a warning from

Oscar, Skye is determined to make up her own
mind about Tank. Olivia faces up to her difficult
choice and schedules a termination. (rpt) (HD)
6.30 5 newS TonIghT Latest headlines. (HD)
7.00 CrICkeT on 5 England v Sri Lanka. Highlights of
the second day of the third Test at Lords, where the
final match of the series continued. Presented by
Mark Nicholas. (HD) Followed by 5 News Update.
8.00 elIzABeTh II: 90 glorIouS yeArS
Documentary looking back at the reign of Her
Majesty the Queen, as she celebrates her 90th
birthday. (rpt) (HD) Followed by 5 News Update.
9.00 BIg BroTher: lIVe eVICTIon Emma Willis
hosts the first eviction, announcing the name of the
residents who will be leaving after just three days to
talk to her about their short but sweet time in the
house. Plus, the usual round-up of highlights.
Includes The Health Lottery draw at 9.55pm.
10.30 BIg BroTherS BIT on The SIde
Rylan Clark-Neal and his guests discuss tonights first
eviction, debating whether the right contestant has
left and asking them about their stay in the house.
11.30 BIg BroTher A quick visit to the house for
BB fans for whom the nightly updates simply are not
enough. Every move and word made by the
housemates is captured as it happens.
12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Big Brother:
Eviction (rpt) 4.20 Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops (rpt) (HD)
4.45 Wildlife SOS (rpt) (SL) (HD) 5.10 Great Scientists (rpt)
(SL) (HD) 5.35 House Doctor (rpt) (SL) (HD)
5STAr
5uSA
6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Access 8.10 That 70s Show

9.00 My Wife and Kids 10.00 Top 20 Funniest 10.55
Access 11.00 That 70s Show 12.00noon My Wife and
Kids 1.00 Dance Moms 1.55 Access 2.00 Big Brother
3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 8 Simple
Rules 5.00 Big Brother 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and
Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00 Cant Pay? Well Take It
Away 10.00 Film: Hannibal (2001) (18) 12.45am Film:
Amityville II: The Possession (1982) (18) Horror prequel.

10.10 Film: Justice for Natalee Holloway (2011) (12)
12.00noon CSI: NY 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00 Person
of Interest 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 CSI: Miami 6.00
CSI: NY 7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles
9.00 Rookie Blue 10.00 The Mysteries of Laura 11.00
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.55am CSI: NY 1.55
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.50 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation 3.35 My Name Is Earl 4.05-6.00 Teleshopping
Friday
10 June 2016
ITV2 7.10am Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Emmerdale
9.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 9.30 Psych
10.20 Scorpion 11.15 Dinner Date 12.15pm Emmerdale
1.15 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 1.45 Ellen
DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.50
Take Me Out 7.00 Love Island 7.30 Totally Bonkers
Love Island 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Safeword 11.35
Family Guy 12.35am American Dad!
Judge Judy 10.55 Murder, She Wrote 11.55 The Memoirs
On the Buses 5.20 Man About the House 5.55 Heartbeat
6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00
Wycliffe 11.05 The Knock 12.20am Film: The Constant
Gardener (2005,15) 2.30 Long Lost Family
ITV4 6.55am Minder 7.50 Ironside 8.50 Quincy ME
9.50 Ax Men 10.45 The Chase 11.40 History of the
Euros 12.45pm TT 2016: Lightweight TT and TT Zero
1.45 The Saint 2.50 Minder 4.00 Quincy ME 5.00
Ironside 6.00 The Saint 7.00 Cycling: Criterium du
Dauphine 8.00 Cycling: Tour Series Highlights 9.00 The
Chase: Celebrity Special 10.05 British Touring Cars
Crashes and Smashes 10.15 TT 2016: Senior TT 11.15
Film: First Blood (1982,15) 1.20 TT 2016: Senior TT
BBC Four 7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top of
the Pops: 1981 8.00 Good Old Days 9.00 UKs Best PartTime Band 10.00 When Pop Ruled My Life: The Fans
Story 11.00 Guitar Heroes at the BBC 12.00midnight
Top of the Pops: 1981 12.35 UKs Best Part-Time Band
6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Supergirl 9.00 A League of
Their Own 10.00 Zoo 12.00midnight Legends
Sky ATlAnTIC 7.00am Fish Town 8.00 Cold Case
10.00 The West Wing 11.00 House 12.00noon Without
a Trace 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00 Richard E Grants Hotel
Secrets 3.00 Cold Case 5.00 The West Wing 6.00
House 7.00 Without a Trace 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Alan
Partridges Mid Morning Matters 10.00 Banshee 11.10
Animals 12.15am Film: Hot Coffee (2011,12)
Molly Hartley (18) 7.45 Road To Paloma (15) 9.30 The
Top Ten Show 2016 9.45 American Ultra (15) 11.30 Love
& Mercy (12) 1.45pm Terminator Genisys: The Future
Reborn 2.15 Mistress America (15) 3.45 Fantastic Four
(12) 5.45 Love & Mercy (12) 8.00 Fantastic Four (12)
10.00 American Ultra (15) 11.45 Mistress America (15)
FIlM4 11.00am The Duel at Silver Creek (PG)
12.35pm Ice Cold in Alex (PG) 3.10 Tomahawk (PG)
4.50 Run Wild, Run Free (U) 6.55 The Family Stone (PG)
9.00 The Bourne Legacy (12) 11.40 The Man with the
Iron Fists (2012,18) 1.30am Animal Kingdom (2010,18)
Star Trek 1.00 High Chaparral 2.00 NCIS 4.00 Walker,
8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 NCIS 10.00 Bad
Girls 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05am NCIS
Stories 12.00midnight Beyond The Headlines
Sky SPorTS 1 7.00am WWE Main Event 8.00
Premier League Years 10.00 Premier League Legends
11.00 Premier League 100 Club 12.00noon Premier
League Years 2.00 Premier League Legends 2.30
Cantona: Return of the King 3.00 Premier League
Legends 4.00 Premier League 100 Club 4.30 Cantona:
Return of the King 5.00 Sky Sports Boxing Gold 6.00
First Utility Super League Highlights 6.15 Time of Our
Lives 7.15 First Utility Super League 7.30 Live First
Utility Super League. Warrington Wolves v Hull FC.
10.30 Super League Gold 11.00 Darts Gold 11.30 Super
League Gold 11.45 First Utility Super League
BBC 1
Casualty, 8.20pm
6.00
Breakfast (T) (W) (HD) 9.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (T)

(W) (HD) 10.15 TBA 11.15 TBA 12.15 TBA 1.05
BBC News, (T) Weather (W) (HD) 1.15 TBA 1.30
MOTD: Euro 2016 Live. Albania v Switzerland (Kick-off
2.00pm). (T) (W) (HD) 4.00 MOTD: Euro 2016 Live.
Wales v Slovakia (Kick-off 5.00pm). (T) (W) (HD)
BBC 2
Athletics: Diamond League, 12.20pm

6.00
TBA 10.50 Mary Berry Cooks (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)

10.50 The Hairy Bikers: Everyday Gourmets (rpt) (T)
(W) (HD) 11.50 Tom Kerridges Proper Pub Food. The
Michelin-starred chef demonstrates dishes inspired by
classics of the British pub menu. He begins by making
a simple Caesar salad, before showing how easy it is to
whip up bar snacks such as pickled eggs, spicy nuts and
pork scratchings. As a twist on the traditional roast, Tom
cooks pork belly, lentils and cabbage salsa, and heads to
Suffolk to prepare his take on fish and chips with locally
caught brill. He finishes off by preparing a date and toffee
pudding. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD) 12.20 Athletics: Diamond
League. The Bislett Games. Gabby Logan presents
highlights from Oslo of the seventh round of the season,
staged at the Bislett Stadium. (T) (W) (HD) 1.40 TBA
4.20 The Great British Sewing Bee. Patrick Grant and
Esme Young set the seven remaining contestants the
challenge of tackling techniques and garment styles from
other cultures and continents. They begin with a hardto-follow pattern for a Chinese qipao-style top that has
an asymmetrical neckline, fiddly zip insertion and is made
with a fabric that frays, then they are given the task of
transforming saris into items of clothing with a distinctly
Eastern flavour and creating West Africa-inspired
dresses. Claudia Winkleman presents. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
7.10 BBC NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (HD)

7.20 LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional bulletin.(W)
7.30 THE NATioNAL LoTTERy: iN iT To WiN iT
(6/8) Quiz in which five contestants answer questions
to scoop a big cash prize. Only those in the winners
row will have a chance of taking home the loot,
so they will need to get all the answers right
as well as a little bit of luck on their side. Includes
the Lotto and Thunderball draws. (T) (W) (HD)
8.20 CASuALTy In the wake of Charlies suspension,
Big Mac still refuses to come clean about stealing
the drugs. However, a spark of his better nature
remains, and when he bravely steps into the line of
fire to protect an abused young girl, he finds the
courage to admit to his crimes. Meanwhile, Elle
receives a frosty reception from her colleagues
following her harsh treatment of Charlie, and Rita
relishes the attention she is receiving from Iain,
despite still being angry with him. (T) (W) (HD)
9.10 THE muSkETEERS (3/10) King Louis estranged
brother Gaston (newcomer Andre Flynn) returns to
Paris, having previously been exiled from court. On
arriving in the capital, he is involved in the brutal
slaughter of a band of veteran soldiers at a tavern, and
the Musketeers loyalties are torn when the crown
orders them to defend the villainous prince against
recrimination. Meanwhile, as Louis welcomes his
traitorous sibling back into the fold with open arms,
Feron and Grimaud believe they may have found a
kindred spirit. Guest starring Richard Dormer. (HD)
10.05 BBC NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W)
(HD) Followed by National Lottery Update. (T) (W)
10.25 TBA
10.55 moTD: uEfA EuRo 2016 HigHLigHTS
Gary Lineker presents the best of the action
from the latest three group matches from France,
featuring England v Russia, Wales v Slovakia
and Albania v Switzerland. (T) (W) (HD)
11.55 TBA Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead.
7.30 gARDENERS WoRLD (12/31) Monty Don

plants scented annuals and squashes at Longmeadow
and harvests honey, while Adam Frost looks at how
small spaces in London can be utilised to make
gardens for wildlife, food and relaxation. Plus,
a visit to north Wales to meet a man with a
passion for prehistoric plants. (rpt) (T) (W) (HD)
8.00 gRAND TouRS of SCoTLAND
Paul Murton travels the country to trace the
changes that have taken place since the birth
of Scottish tourism two centuries ago. Using
a variety of unusual means of transport, including
a Victorian tricycle and a Shetland pony, he visits
an array of unspoilt destinations and learns about
the richness of the local landscape. (T) (W)
8.30 DADS ARmy Classic comedy focusing on
the Home Guard during the Second World
War, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier,
Ian Lavender and Clive Dunn. (rpt) (T)
9.00 TBA
10.45 TBA
11.45 TBA
1.40
12.45 TBA 1.45 TBA 2.45 TBA 3.45 This Is BBC Two (T) (HD)
BBC News. All the latest headlines. (T) (W) (HD)
IT V
Euro 2016, 7pm

6.00
CITV: The Aquabats! Super Show! (rpt) (W) 6.20 Pat &
Stan (rpt) 6.30 Dino Dan (rpt) (SL) (W) 6.45 Dino Dan
(rpt) 6.55 Signed Stories (rpt) 7.00 Sooty (rpt) (W) 7.15
Super 4 (rpt) (W) 7.30 Nerds & Monsters (rpt) (W) 7.45
The Tom & Jerry Show (rpt) (W) 8.00 Thunderbirds Are
Go (rpt) (W) 8.25 ITV News (W) 8.30 Weekend (W)
(HD) 9.30 Murder, She Wrote (rpt) (HD) 10.25 Murder,
She Wrote (rpt) (HD) 11.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt)
(W) (HD) 12.30 ITV News, Weather (W) 12.40 The
Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (W) (HD) 1.45 TBA 2.15 FILM:
Death On The Nile (1978) Agatha Christie mystery,
with Peter Ustinov. (W) (HD) 4.50 FILM: Cats & Dogs
(2001) Comedy, starring Jeff Goldblum. (W) (HD)
6.30 LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional bulletin. (W)

6.45 iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W)
7.00 EuRo 2016 England v Russia (Kick-off 8.00pm).
All the action from the opening Group B game of
the tournament, which takes place at the Stade
Velodrome in Marseille. Roy Hodgsons England
come into this competition on the back of a perfect
qualification campaign. The Three Lions won all ten
of their games to progress to the finals with relative
ease, and captain Wayne Rooney broke the
goalscoring record for his country along the way
when he scored a penalty against Switzerland at
Wembley to surpass Bobby Charltons record of
49, which had stood for more than 45 years.
However, with Jamie Vardy and Harry Kane both
starring for their club sides this season, they will be
hoping to get the nod up front. By contrast, Russia
squeezed through as runners-up in Group G,
finishing eight points behind the impressive Austrians.
Former England boss Fabio Capello was sacked as
manager midway through their campaign after a slow
start, before being replaced by Leonid Slutsky. (W)
10.30 iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W)
10.45 SECRETS of gRoWiNg up Documentary
revealing the surprising secrets of growing up, from
girls developing faster than boys during childhood, to
eventually becoming emotionally mature. (rpt) (HD)
oN LoViNg (1970)
11.45
fiLm CARRy
A couple who run a dating agency arrange a
series of unlikely matches while also contending
with their own marital difficulties. Comedy,
starring Sid James and Hattie Jacques. (W)
1.10
Jackpot247. Live interactive gaming. (W) 3.00 Murder,

She Wrote (rpt) (SL) (HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (W) (HD)
l (1/3) Episode Number (W) Widescreen (rpt) Repeat (T) Teletext (AD) Audio Description (SL) Sign Language (HD) High Definition
REgioNAL VARiATioNS
BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 1.40 MOTD: Euro 2016 Match

Replay. Wales v Slovakia. 3.20-6.00 BBC News.Latest headlines.
BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 7.30 Antiques Road Trip 8.309.00 Grand Tours of Scotland. Paul Murton travels the country.
BBC2 SCoTLAND As BBC2 except: 4.20 Antiques Road Trip
5.20-7.30 TBA 8.00-9.00 TBA 10.00 The Millionaires Holiday
Club 11.00 TBA 11.45-12.45 T in the Park. Highlights.
iTV mERiDiAN As ITV except: 12.39-12.40 Local Weather.
iTV CENTRAL As ITV except: 12.39-12.40 Local Weather.
iTV WESTCouNTRy As ITV except: 12.39-12.40 Local Weather

6.30-6.45 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.44-10.45 Local Weather
iTV ANgLiA As ITV except: 12.39-12.40 Local Weather 6.30-6.45
Local News. Latest headlines and sport. 10.44-10.45 Local Weather
iTV yoRkSHiRE As ITV except: 12.39-12.40 Local Weather.
iTV TyNE TEES As ITV except: 12.39-12.40 Local Weather.
iTV gRANADA As ITV except: 12.39-12.40 Local Weather.
iTV BoRDER As ITV except: 12.39-12.40 Local Weather.
iTV WEST As ITV except: 12.39-12.40 Local Weather 6.30-6.45

Local News. Latest headlines. 10.44-10.45 Local Weather
iTV WALES As ITV WEST except: 12.39-12.40 Local Weather
6.30-6.45 Local News. Headlines. 10.44-10.45 Local Weather
S4C 6.00 Cyw. Entertainment and fun for children. 8.00 Stwnsh
Sadwrn 10.00 Tag 10.45 Garddio a Mwy 11.15 Straeon y Ffin 11.45
Corff Cymru: Bywyd 12.15 Ysgol Ddawns Anti Karen 12.45 Ffermio
1.15 04 Wal: Gwestair Byd 1.45 3 Lle 2.15 Huw Edwards ar Cymry
Estron: Stori Cymry Llundain 3.15 Codi Gl 4.15 UEFA Euro 2016
7.15 Newyddion a Chwaraeon 7.30 Lle Aeth Pawb? 8.00 Eisteddfod
yr Urdd 2016 9.00 Rygbi 10.00 Rygbi: Pencampwriaeth Dan 20 y
Byd 10.30 Run Sbit 11.00-12.05 Jonathan. With Jonathan Davies.
CHANNEL 4
The Big Bang Theory, noon

6.10
The King Of Queens (rpt) 6.35 The Grid 7.05 TBA

7.30 World Endurance Motorsport 2016 (HD) 8.00
Raymond (rpt) 9.00 The Morning Line (HD) 10.00
Frasier (rpt) 10.30 Frasier (rpt) 11.00 The Big Bang
Theory. Leonard and Sheldon are forced to defend
themselves against criticism from an online bully after
publishing a physics paper. (rpt) (HD) 11.30 The Big
Bang Theory. Howard receives shocking news as
everyone prepares for the re-opening of the comicbook store. Meanwhile, Penny tries to teach Sheldon
how to let it go, but she is unable to follow her own
advice when she learns something infuriating about
Amy. Comedy, guest starring Nathan Fillion, with Johnny
Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco. (rpt) (HD)
12.00 The Big Bang Theory. Sheldon and Penny agree
to participate in an unusual experiment, and Leonard,
Amy, Raj and Emily spend the evening trying to escape
from a zombie. Elsewhere, Howard and Bernadette
run into trouble at the airport after returning from Mrs
Wolowitzs funeral. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki,
Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco. 12.30 The Simpsons.
Bart angrily breaks Lisas treasured saxophone
during a petty squabble, prompting Homer and Marge
to recall how she acquired it in the first place. Guest
starring the voice of Fyvush Finkel. (rpt) 1.00 The
Simpsons. Lisa goes on an archaeological dig with
the school, and uncovers an unusual fossil, which the
townsfolk are convinced is the skeleton of an angel.
(rpt) 1.30 Channel 4 Racing. Live coverage. (HD)
4.30 A PlACe In The Sun A property expert

offers advice to British householders aiming
to buy a second home abroad. (HD)
5.25 hoMeS By The Med Property expert Charlie
Luxton travels to Puglia, Italy, and in the seaside
town of Polignano a Mare, he visits a townhouse
perched precariously over sea caverns. (HD)
6.25 ChAnnel 4 neWS Latest headlines. (HD)
6.40 TBA
10.15 ForMulA 1: CAnAdA GrAnd
PrIx QuAlIFyInG hIGhlIGhTS
Action from Montreal, where the grid positions
for the seventh round of the season were
decided at the Circuit Gilles-Villeneuve, where
Lewis Hamilton is looking to win for the second year
in succession and the fifth time in his career. (HD)
11.45 TBA
1.55
Hollyoaks (rpt) (SL) (HD) 4.05 Posh Pawnbrokers (rpt)

(HD) 5.05 The Restoration Man. Reality show. (rpt) (HD)
CHANNEL 5
Cricket on 5, 7pm
6.00
Milkshake! Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.05 Tobys Travelling Circus

(rpt) (HD) 6.15 Angelina Ballerina (rpt) 6.30 Bob The
Builder (rpt) (HD) 6.45 Wanda And The Alien (rpt)
(HD) 6.50 Pets (HD) 7.00 Noddy In Toyland (rpt) 7.15
Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD) 7.30 Little Princess (rpt) 7.50 Pip
Ahoy! (rpt) (HD) 7.55 Blaze And The Monster Machines
(rpt) (HD) 8.20 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (rpt)
(HD) 8.30 Shimmer And Shine (HD) 8.55 Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles (rpt) (HD) 9.30 The Saturday
Show Live. Matt Barbet and Gaby Roslin present a
special edition of the topical weekend show, marking the
Queens 90th birthday, with Stacey Solomon reporting
live from the Mall in London, where the Trooping of
the Colour is taking place. Plus, back in the studio, Jerry
Springer, Beverley Knight and Lisa Faulkner join the hosts
in the studio for a chat. (HD) 11.30 TBA 12.00 TBA
1.00 TBA 2.00 TBA 3.00 TBA 4.00 TBA 5.00 TBA
6.00 TBA
7.00 CrICkeT on 5 England v Sri Lanka. Highlights
of the third day of the third Test at Lords, where the
final match of the series continued with Joe Root
hoping to star once again for the home side.
8.00 nCIS (17/24) An investigation into the murder of a
US Navy lieutenant reveals that a rare painting
loaned to the scene of the crime is actually a fake.
Luckily for the agents, Tonys con-artist father has
returned to town, having broken up with Linda, and
is on hand to provide expert advice as the hunt for
the killer takes them into the black market. (HD)
8.55 5 neWS Weekend The days headlines. (HD)
9.00 BIG BroTher Highlights of another 24 hours in
the Big Brother house, including coverage of the
latest eviction as seen from the point of view of the
contestants, who share their diary-room thoughts
on their recently departed friend or enemy.
(HD) Followed by The Health Lottery draw.
10.00 JASon MAnFord lIVe AT The
MAnCheSTer APollo The comedian
performs before his home-town audience during his
2009 tour, featuring story-telling, anecdotes and
teasing repartee with the audience. Among the
topics he offers his thoughts on are the rules of
driving, the lies dads tell, the proper way to use a
urinal and the problems of dealing with nappies. (rpt)
11.15 TBA
12.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother (rpt) (HD) 4.00 TBA 4.50
Divine Designs (rpt) (SL) (HD) 5.20 House Doctor (rpt)
5STAr
5uSA
6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 That 70s Show 8.30 That 70s

Show 9.00 The Secret Life of Pets 9.30 The Yorkshire Vet
10.30 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 11.30 Dogs Make
You Laugh Out Loud 2 12.30pm Big Brother: Eviction
2.00 TBA 4.00 TBA 6.00 Now Thats Funny! 7.00 Dance
Moms 8.00 Dance Moms 9.00 The Magicians 10.00 Sex
Pod. Discussion about sex and matters related to it. 11.00
TBA 1.20am Rob Brydon Live 2.35 Ridiculousness 3.05
Ridiculousness 3.35 Ridiculousness 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping
6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 The Mentalist 10.00 Diagnosis

Murder 12.00noon Castle 5.00 Film: Mystery Woman: In
the Shadows (2007) (PG) Whodunit, starring Kellie Martin.
7.00 Film: Columbo: Candidate for Crime (1973) (PG)
Detective drama, starring Peter Falk. 9.00 Law &
Order: Special Victims Unit 10.00 Law & Order:
Special Victims Unit 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims
Unit 12.00midnight CSI: NY 1.00 CSI: Miami 2.00
CSI: NY 3.00 Chicago Fire 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping
Saturday
11 June 2016
ITV2 6.00am The Hot Desk: Nathan Sykes 6.10 Totally

Bonkers Guinness World Records 7.00 Emmerdale
9.35 Coronation Street 11.05 Catchphrase 11.50 Ninja
Warrior UK 12.45pm The Cube: Celebrity Special 1.45
Film: Sweet November (2001,12) 4.05 Film: Nancy Drew
(2007,PG) 6.00 Film: The Bachelor (1999,12) 8.05 Film:
Wild Child (2008,12) 10.00 Love Island 11.00 Family Guy
12.30am American Dad! 1.25 The Cleveland Show 2.15
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
ITV3 6.00am On the Buses 6.25 Where the Heart Is
8.25 Columbo 10.35 Bertie and Elizabeth 12.40pm
Agatha Christies Marple 2.40 Foyles War 4.50
Midsomer Murders 6.55 Doc Martin 8.00 Foyles War
10.00 Colditz 12.00midnight Bouquet of Barbed Wire
1.00 Northern Lights 2.00 ITV3 Nightscreen
ITV4 6.00am British Touring Cars Crashes and
Smashes 6.10 Ax Men 7.00 Magnum, PI 8.00 The Saint
9.00 Motorsport UK 10.00 Formula E: Sound of the
Future 10.30 Cycling: Tour Series Highlights 11.30 TT
2016: Hutchy Miracle Man 12.30pm TT 2016: Senior TT
1.30 British Touring Car Championship Highlights 3.00
Cycling: Criterium du Dauphine Live. Coverage of the
sixth stage of the UCI World Tour race. 4.45 Sporting
Funnies 5.00 Pawn Stars 6.00 The Chase 7.00 Cycling:
Criterium du Dauphine Highlights 8.00 Pawn Stars 8.30
Film: Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow (1994,PG)
10.15 TT 2016: Sidecar TT Race 2 11.15 Film: Maximum
Conviction (2012,15) 1.25am TT 2016: Sidecar TT
Race 2 2.25 Highway Patrol 2.55 ITV4 Nightscreen
BBC Four 7.00pm Natural World 8.00 D-Day:
The Last Heroes 9.00 The Disappearance 10.40
TBA 1.40am Top of the Pops: 1981 2.50 TBA
Sky 1 6.00am Glee 8.00 Ashley Banjos Secret Street
Crew 9.00 The F1 Show 9.30 Wild Things: Best Of 10.30
Futurama 1.30pm Monkey Life 5.00 Supergirl 6.00 The
Simpsons 8.00 Freddie Fries Again 9.00 Agatha Raisin
10.00 Rovers 10.30 A League of Their Own: Unseen
11.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00midnight NCIS: Los Angeles
1.00 Limitless 2.00 Childhoods End 3.45 Road Wars 4.10
UK Border Force 5.05 Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie
Sky ATlAnTIC 6.00am Storm City 7.00 Urban
Secrets 8.00 Cold Case 11.00 David Attenboroughs
Conquest of the Skies 12.00noon Blue Bloods 5.00
Without a Trace 9.00 Billions 10.10 Penny Dreadful
11.20 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 11.55 Silicon
Valley 12.30am Banshee 1.30 Cold Case 2.25 The
Tunnel: Sabotage 4.15 Storm City 5.10 Urban Secrets
Molly Hartley (2015,18) 7.45 The Top Ten Show 2016
8.00 Road To Paloma (2014,15) 9.45 Kingsman: The
Secret Service Special 10.15 Love & Mercy (2014,12)
12.30pm American Ultra (2015,15) 2.15 Mistress
America (2015,15) 3.45 Fantastic Four (2015,12) 5.45
Love & Mercy (2014,12) 8.00 Fantastic Four (2015,12)
10.00 American Ultra (2015,15) 11.45 Mistress America
(2015,15) 1.15am The Exorcism Of Molly Hartley
(2015,18) 3.00 Road To Paloma (2014,15) 4.45 The Top
Ten Show 2016 5.00 Terminator Genisys: The Future
Reborn 5.30 Kingsman: The Secret Service Special
FIlM4 11.00am Addams Family Values (1993,PG)
1.00pm Vice Versa (1988,PG) 3.05 Patton (1970,PG)
6.25 Iron Man (2008,12) 9.00 Die Hard (1988,18) 11.35
The Football Factory (2004,18) 1.20am R100 (2013,15)
CBS ACTIon 6.00am Teleshopping 8.30 The Key of
David 9.00 Star Trek 2.00pm The High Chaparral 4.00 Dr
Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00 Gunsmoke 8.00 CSI: Crime
Scene Investigation 9.00 NCIS 2.00am Film: California
Gold Rush (1981,PG) 3.50 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
3.00pm Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 5.00 Unsolved
Mysteries 7.00 48 Hours: Mystery 9.00 Sins and Secrets
3.00am Teleshopping 4.00 The Super 4.25 Heir Hunters
Sky SPorTS 1 6.00am Football League Gold
6.15 Football Gold 7.00 Super Heroes 7.30 Sporting
Triumphs 8.00 Live International Rugby Union 1.30pm
International Rugby Union 2.30 Sporting Rivalries 3.30
Live International Rugby Union 6.15 Sporting Triumphs
6.30 Live GAA 9.00 The Mavericks 9.30 Sporting
Triumphs 10.00 Footballs Greatest International
Teams 11.00 Fight Night 1.00am Sporting Triumphs
sUNDAY
RADIO 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz)

6.00am Dev. 10.00 Jordan North.
1.00pm Alice Levine. 4.00 Cel
Spellman. 7.00 Rock Show with
Daniel P Carter. 10.00 Phil taggart.
1.00am Monki. 4.00-6.30 Adele
Roberts. RADIO 2 (FM: 88-91MHz)
6.00am the Sunday hour. 7.00 Clare
Balding. 9.00 Steve wright. 11.00
Michael Ball. 1.00pm elaine Paige.
3.00 Johnnie walkers Sounds of
the 70s. 5.00 Paul oGrady. 7.00
Claudia on Sunday. 9.00 Clare teal.
11.00 Don Black. Midnight After
RADIO 4 (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz)

5.30am News. 5.45 Profile. 6.00
News. 6.05 Something Understood.
6.35 Living world. 7.00 News. 7.10
Sunday. 8.00 News. 8.10 Sunday
worship. 8.48 A Point of View. 9.00
Broadcasting house. 10.00 the
Archers. 11.15 Desert Island Discs.
Noon News. 12.01 (Lw) Shipping
forecast. 12.04 Just A Minute. 12.30
the food Programme. 1.00 the
world this weekend. 1.30 In wales
the Ball Is Round. 2.00 Gardeners
Question time. 2.45 the Listening
Project. 3.00 Drama: Major Barbara.

4.00 Bookclub. 4.30 Poetry Please.
5.00 file on 4. 5.40 Profile. 5.54
Shipping forecast. 5.57 weather.
6.00 News. 6.15 Pick of the
week. 7.00 the Archers. 7.15 the
write Stuff. 7.45 Dangerous Visions:
Dark Vignettes. 8.00 feedback.
8.30 Last word. 9.00 Money Box.
9.30 Analysis. 9.59 weather. 10.00
the westminster hour. 11.00 the
film Programme. 11.30 Something
Understood. Midnight News.
12.15 thinking Allowed. 12.48
Shipping forecast. 1.00 As BBC

world Service. 5.20-5.30 Shipping
forecast. RADIO 5 (MW: 909/993
kHz) 5.00am 5 Live In Short. 6.00
Sunday Breakfast. 9.00 Sportsweek.
10.00 Pienaars Politics. 11.00 All
About Property with Gabby Logan.
Noon 5 Live Sport. 2.00 5 Live
tennis. 6.00 will Gompertzs heat
Map. 7.30 the 5 Live hit List. 10.00
Stephen Nolan. 1.00am-5.00 Up All
Night. RADIO scOtlAND (FM:
92.4-92.7MHz, MW: 810 (Dumfries
585) kHz) 6.00am Bulletin. 6.02
Living with Dementia. 6.30 New

every Sunday. 7.00 Bulletin. 7.04
Radio Recall. 7.32 Business Scotland.
8.00 Good Morning Scotland. 10.00
Bulletin. 10.05 Sunday Morning
with Ricky Ross. Noon Bulletin.
12.05 Memories And Conversations
New Approaches to Dementia:
Sportsound. 3.00 Bulletin. 3.05 Quay
Sessions. 5.00 Bulletin. 5.05 take the
floor. 7.00 Bulletin. 7.05 travelling
folk. 9.00 Bulletin. 9.05 Classics
Unwrapped. 11.00 Bulletin. 11.05
Billy Sloan. 1.00am As Radio 5 Live.
MONDAY
RADIO 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz)

6.30am the Radio 1 Breakfast Show
with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Clara
Amfo. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00
Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00
Annie Mac. 9.00 Radio 1s Playlists:
the Student Radio Playlist. 10.00
huw Stephens. 1.00am friction.
4.00-6.30 Adele Roberts. RADIO 2
(FM: 88-91MHz) 5.00am Vanessa
feltz. 6.30 Chris evans. 9.30 ken
Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00
Steve wright In the Afternoon. 5.00
Simon Mayo. 7.00 Paul Jones. 8.00 Jo
whiley. 10.00 from Punk Get funk.

11.00 Jools holland. Midnight After
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S MAGAZINE juNE 5 2016
77
Mindy Hammond
The hunt is on for Tati, the beloved dog of our columnists friend. Will they
collar the missing mutt before its too late? Illustration by Susan Hellard
SuSAN HEllArd c/o ArENA
e all love a walk with our fourlegged friends and when there
are lots of new places to explore,
even the best-trained companion
can suddenly become distracted
and out of earshot. The countryside is alive
with interesting smells, things to chase and
new adventures, so your fireside lapdog cant
be blamed for regressing to its wolfy forefathers
instincts. The daintiest of dachshunds can easily
morph into a badger hunter extraordinaire in a
matter of moments and once underground, the
thrill of going a-hunting can easily go badly wrong.
After calling your dog six or seven times whilst
scanning the horizon, waiting expectantly for their
familiar form to appear then slowly your blood
begins to runs cold, calling with increasing volume
and urgency until you have to face the
inconceivable: hes not coming back. Then follows
blind panic retracing your steps, frantic calling,
stopping everyone you meet to ask if theyve seen
your beloved dog and phoning anyone in the area
to help in your search. You call dog wardens,
vets, animal shelters and the police, and in the
back of your mind fight the worst scenario that
somebody has stolen your dog and you may never
see him again.
luckily, Ive only ever lost one of my dogs, and
then only for a couple of hours. Sparrow, our black
labrador, mustve jumped the cattle grid at the
front gates when the postman arrived one Saturday
morning. While I was yelling and whistling for her,
driving around the land and going out of my
mind with worry, somebody had seen her by
the pedestrian gate and sensibly took her to the
local vet. Id called them earlier with no luck and
had just driven into the lane to drive further afield
when they rang to say, Have you lost a black lab?
I burst into tears of relief and drove straight there
to collect her. The second theyd scanned her, my
details appeared on the computer and she was
soon back home (but is never out of the house
now without her collar and Id disc).
A few days ago, my lovely friend curly
rang in floods of tears.
Weve lost Tati, she sobbed. She never goes
further than the garden. Ive looked everywhere
and I just dont know what to do next.
Tati is their adored Norjack (a cross between a
jack russell and a Norfolk terrier). Within 24 hours,
curly had printed flyers with her photograph, posted
them everywhere including the local supermarket
and taxi firm and contacted every organisation
that might have been handed a lost dog until

shed exhausted every avenue. Everyones
biggest fear was that shed been stolen.
But its so remote here and shes not
even a pedigree, curls was distraught.
No, but she is very cute and looks more
like a Norfolk terrier than a cross, I replied.
Try taking your other dogs for a walk and let
them go wherever they like theyll be missing
her by now and might pick up her scent.
oh, Ive been doing that every few hours,
but theres no sign.
Terriers will be terriers and we all know what
mischievous little tinkers they can be. Several
of our friends had reassured curly with tales of
their dogs disappearing for more than two weeks,
only returning home after their weight had dropped
sufficiently to allow them to squeeze out from
whatever animal hole theyd foolishly entered.
Meanwhile, Id arranged to go over the following
morning to help in the search when suddenly, at
9.30pm, Facebook came alive with a picture of

a little terrier face wedged at the back of a deep
burrow. The message below said, Weve found her!
Shes wedged in. Anyone in the area please come
and help us dig her out.
Willow was asleep and Izzy was on her way back
from a late night at school, so I called to say Id be
there soon. It was my relieved and tearful friend
who answered.
Weve got her! she said. oh, I cant tell you
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publication by means of
checking and improving
its accuracy and clarity (7)
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