Cranberries forever Cranberries. Why do other foods stare when I’m with you? Other foods, they don’t even come close. They just won't do. Turkey doesn’t understand, Pumpkin pie just looks away. Love you jellied! I love you whole! I'd even make cranberry souffle! Cranberries! Whoa, my cranberries! Could they be jealous of our love? Don't they understand? We were meant to be, Whoa, my cranberries! Until the end of time, you'll be mine! CCranberties. know other foods think you're just okay. But without you, any hope of our love ends in disinay. Mashed potatoes start to cry. Stuffing doesn’t have a clue. Hove you jellied! I love you whole! I'd even make cranberry fondue! Cranberries! Whoa, my cranberries! ‘Could they be jealous of our love? Don’t they understand? ‘We were meant to be. Whoa, my cranberries! Until the end of time, you'll be mine! Until the end of time, you'll be mine! ‘Until the end of time, you'll be mine! divisi: Cranberries! VUVUULLILLELS uv vUVuY . THANKSGIVING BLUES Thanksgiving Day. And I can’t get off the couch. (a kid makes sounds of effort) Thanksgiving Day. What has made me such a slouch? I give up. Fourteen servings later can you say, “Ouch!”? (moans in pain) Oooooohhhh! Turkey and gravy, Pumpkin pie. Mashed potatoes, don’t ask me why, “> Too much stuffin’ from the oven. 1 was happy... til now. =, [don’t care if I never see food again, © Could you please pass me that bottle of antacid? Thanks. Thanksgiving Day. I could use some self-control. e Tan do dis! I cam DO this! | . Lcan’t do this... <> Thanksgiving Day. I can’e walle, 0 now I'll rol. (bowling ball strike sfx) can’t bend my body ’cause I’m too full. (metal fatiguing sfx) Uh oh!... (explosion sfx) Turkey and gravy. Pumpkin pie. Mashed potatoes, don’t ask me why. Too much stuffin' from the oven. Twas happy... til now. don't care if I never sce food again. Except for maybe Friday night pizza. That's really good... {dont care i never ee food agin course, you can’t go through life without Mom's ‘meatloaf. That’ a special case I don't care if I never sce food again Oh, who am I kidding! I'l be back in the kitchen after the pain subsides! Dibs on the recliner! ‘Yeah! 0; THANKSGIVING BLUES, John Riggio ching, Ine. * All Rights Reserved