I like Coconut oil. That's how you begin an essay.
Coconut oil is extremely useful to chefs specializing in Thai, Goanese and Keral ite food. All that the chef does is dip his (pardon the gender bias, since most chefs are males) head in hot water, and you have the base for most preparations. No need to worry if you find hair in such food - they have been personally pass ed by the chef. By the way, Aaj Tak (sab se tez, sab se galat) reportedly reported on a girl who liked to eat hair. Finally a 3 inch diameter ball of hair was removed from her stomach by surgery. "It was quite a hairy sight", said one of the surgeons. They discovered different flavours of coconut oil in the ball - Jasmine, Rose, Vineg ar, and so on. She seems to have had Thanda-Thanda cool-cool Navaratan oil for d essert. Lice make quite a lousy pet. But they find coconut oil to be quite a slippery cu stomer. It seems to give them no head-room. Most of them are executed as in hang ing by a hair. Did you know that there are several types of lice? They have evol ved to suit their environment. There are lice for straight hair, curly hair, eve n an albino variety for platinum blonde hair. There are a special type of lice c alled the 'spy lice' which only thrive under cover. Himmesh knows. I will refuse to be surprised if there is an undiscovered variety of invisible lice which are specially adapted for bald heads. Some people have tried using a coconut oil bottle as a parachute while sky-divin g, following the instructions on the bottle. It clearely said 'PARACHUTE'. Unfor tunately, none of them succeeded to tell us the tales. But then, if you don't su cceed in the first attempt, sky-diving is not the sport for you. Of course, you need to consider the fact that in all these cases, the bottles were found unopen ed. Blame it not on the ineffectiveness of coconut oil, but the special design o f the bottle that makes it hard to open it while sky-diving. Maybe they can prov ide openers. But then, there are not many trained openers around these days, and the openers themselves would need parachutes and subsequently, more openers. Hu h. Most problems are more difficult than they are imagined to be. Even with all that, I still believe that coconut oil is the hope for a brighter tomorrow. Especially if you use it to light lamps. I like Coconut oil very much. That's how you end an essay. - Oily Niranjan