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the water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per
hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered?
Mount Everest was still the highest even though it had not been discovered.
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Does Britain have a 4th of July?
Yes they do, and a July 5th and a July 6th.
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Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
Eskimos live at the North Pole, penguins at the South Pole.
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How can a man go eight days without sleep?
No problem , He sleeps at night.
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How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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How many animals did Moses take onto the ark?
None; Noah was in that story!
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How many birth days does the average person have?
Just one, all the rest are anniversaries.
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How many cheeks do you have?
Fourcount them.
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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
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How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide?
If you spell "sit all day in the tub" S-O-A-K, and you spell "a funny story" J-O-K-E, how do
you spell "the white of an egg"?
A-L-B-U-M-E-N or E-G-G-W-H-I-T-E
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Imagine you are driving a bus. When you start your trip there are an old lady named
Johnson and a long-haired kid on the bus. At the first stop the lady leaves and a
top businessman enters. At the next stop Frankie, a young boy, enters with his little sister.
Then three old ladies who have been shopping in the mall get on. After a short trip the longhaired kid leaves the bus and a man and lady enter. Paul with his dog Blue gets on, while
Frankie and his sister get off, and, finally, the bus arrives at the bus station. What is the
name of the bus driver?
Your name, youre the one driving the bus, remember.
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Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
No, but since hes dead it would be kind of difficult.
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It was a Sunday morning. Father was getting the mail, mother was in the kitchen cooking
breakfast, little brother was playing Nintendo, big brother was playing the guitar, little sister
was playing with dolls, and big sister was listening to music. Then everyone went into big
sisters room and she was murdered! Who murdered her?
The father because it was a Sunday and no one gets mail on Sunday!
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Larry's father has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty...Guess what would be the
name of the fifth?
It's Larry! (Larry is the fifth son).
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Mrs. Smiths bungalow is decorated entirely in pink. The carpet, lampshades, ceiling, walls
etc. are all pink. What color are her stairs?
Theres no stairs. Bungalows dont have a 2nd floor.?
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Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28 days?
All months have 28 days.
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That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't
have a brother. Who is lying?
Stairs!
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What goes up and never comes down?
Age.
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What happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
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What has 4 wheels & flies?
The garbage truck!
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What is the maximum number of times a normal sheet of (news)paper can be folded in half
by hand?
Only once. After that youre folding it into quarters, eights and so on.
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What is the most recent year where New Years preceded Christmas?
This year. New Years always preceded Christmas in the calendar year.
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What looks like half an apple?
The other half.
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What was the (American) President's name in 1960?
Exactly the same as today.
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Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby?
The baby, since he is a little Bigger.
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Why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1967 pennies?
Because the 1968 pennies are one penny more than in 1967.
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Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?