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What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile & when I get tired,
I put the mirror down!

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feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.

is color blind and trying to solve a Rubik's cube. This could take a while...

dreams of a better world; where chickens can cross the road without having their motives
questioned.

is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.

is wondering where Noah kept woodpeckers on his ark.

whoever says paper beats rock is an idiot. Next time I hear someone say that I will throw a
rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper

Good morning! I see the assassins have failed.

Be nice to nerds, chances are you will be working for them.

would rather check her Facebook than face her checkbook.

believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.

Don't waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favorite tune and hum it. If you
want to "switch tracks", think of another song you like and hum that instead.

is "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others
""status"" is"

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

My favorite mythical creature: The Honest Politician.

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

Teenagers drink twice as much as they did 10 years ago. Mind you, they were only aged
between 3 and 9, ten years ago.

I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself.

The day when Youtube, Facebook, & Twitter combine, they will form "YouTwitFace"

Why must the phrase, "It is none of my business" always be followed by, "but"?

is getting a grip on reality and choking it to death.

is out making some changes in his or her life...leave a message and I'll get back to you. If I
don't return your message you are one of the changes!

is normal. It's everyone else that's weird.

is proof that God has a sense of humor...

is rejecting your reality and substituting it with his own.

is thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine. I turned a whole student loan into beer
once. Your move, Jesus.

is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them.

is tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with
them later.