Life of the Anti-Social

by
Winter S.

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Thefrontofthedormisshown.Asthenarratortalksthe
cameramovesintothedormandtowardsthefeatureddorm
room.

NARRATOR
Welcometo"Thelifeofthe
anti-social".Wherewewill
exploreanddiscoverthemany
wondersofthiswondrouscreature:
theanti-socialcollegestudent.
First,letusexamineourfirst
subject:theIntrovert.

INT.COLLEGEDORM-INTRODUCTIONTOBOBBY

INTROVERTissittingonhiscouchwithchipsandacanof
MountainDew.

NARRATOR
Hereweseethecreatureintrovert
or"CouchiusDewus",whichisit's
scientificname,inhisnatural
habitat,thecollegedormcouch.

INTROVERTeatsachip,thendrinksfromhismountaindew

NARRATOR(CONT'D)
Watchashetakesabitefromhis
favoritefood,theLayschip,and
drinkfromthesucculentnectar:
thedewfromthehighestmountain.

INTROVERTstartsuphisPS4.

NARRATOR(CONT'D)
Ah,theIntrovert'sfavorite
pastime,thegamingofvideos.
Whatchoiceofgamewillhechoose
today?theworldcanonlywonder.

INTROVERTopensupthegame"DarkSouls"andputsthedisc
intheconsole.

NARRATOR(CONT'D)
Oh,ofcourse,"DarkSouls"this
gameisoftenfrequentedwiththis
creature.Butitcomesatacost,
let'sobservethiscreatureasit
playsoneofitsfavoritegame.

INTROVERTstartsplayingDarkSouls.Afterashorttime,he
becomesincreasinglyfrustrated.Hekeepsgetting

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frustrateduntilhestartscursing.Thecursingiscensored
though.

NARRATOR(CONT'D)
(AsINTROVERTis
cursing)Woah,sorry
aboutthat.The
Introverttendstoget
angrywhileplayingthis
game.Scientistsare
stilltryingtofigure
outwhythiscreature
continuestoplaythis
game.Now,thisisn't
theonlyactivitythis
creatureparticipates
in.

INTROVERTgetsupandwalksoutoftheroom.

NARRATOR(CONT'D)
Let'sobservethiscreatureasit
goesoutintothewild.

INTROVERTwalksdownthehallway.

NARRATOR(CONT'D)
Nothingseemstobeoutoforder
inthehallway.

HeseesNEIGHBORwalkingtowardshim.

NARRATOR(CONT'D)
Oh,itseemsasthoughsomebody
elsehasenteredthearea.Let's
watchhowthesetwocreatures
interact.

INTROVERTandNEIGHBORgetcloserastheyareabouttopass
by.

NEIGHBOR
Hey.

INTROVERT
Hey.

Theycontinuewalking.

NARRATOR
Fascinating.

INTROVERTwalksintothelobby.Suchlobbyisfilledwith
variouspeople.

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NARRATOR(CONT'D)
Oh,nowtheIntroverthas
encounteredagroupofother
creatures.Now,normally,the
Introverttriestoavoidthese
kindofsituations,buttoday...
PERSON
Ohheyman,whatchabeenupto?
Oh,uh...

INTROVERT
FREEZEFRAME:

NARRATOR
Howinteresting,theIntrovert
doesn'tnormallyneedtoreactto
thissituation.Let'sobservewhat
hedoes.
TIMERESUMES:
INTROVERT
Notmuch,Iwasjustheadingto
supper.
PERSON
Ah,alright.Seeyalater.
INTROVERT
Ya,seeya.
NARRATOR
Aswecansee,althoughthe
Introvertrefusestohavesocial
encounters,indiresituationsthe
Introvertcanbecomesocialfor
shorttimes.

INTROVERTwalksoutoftheDorm.

NARRATOR(CONT'D)
Aswecansee,theIntroverthas
manychallengestofacethroughout
daytodaylife.Asamatterof
fact,theyareanendangered
species,withonlyafewremaining
onthisearth.Icanonlyhope
thathecansurvivetheharsh
outdoors.

INTROVERT
Woof,it'scoldouthere.