TP 10

My Gym Partners A Monkey

Episode #10
Page 16

Shes Koala That Ta : C y l Gu ti

Tc gi:
Tom Sheppard
Ngi dng chuyn:
Chong Suk Lee
o din ngh thut:
Dan Krall
Ch o:
Timoth
Cahill
Bi cnh: Sn chi
Adam v cc bn ang chi bng chuyn vi tri banh da.
JAKE: c ri , cc bn hy nhn n Cc bn c th bt c ny
nh.
(Jake nm tri da)
Slips: tn cng!
(Trong qun i ngha l Chng ta bi tn cng t trn khng)
Adam, Windsor, Ingrid v Slips: Aaaaaaa
(Tri da p xung im ch) Jake v Lupe: Ghi bn
(im ca chng ta)
JAKE: Ti lt bn ka, Lupe.
LUPE: , chng ta ht da ri!
(Oye: Ting Ty Ban Nha Nghe ny,)
(HENRY ARMADILLO i
ngang qua) HENRY
ARMADILLO
(ang ngm nga giai iu vui)
LUPE
(tin n Henry Armadillo) hy, bn!
HENRY
ARMADILLO
(Thn t th hin s bt ng)
(HENRY ARMADILLO cun mnh thnh tri banh. LUPE dng anh
ta lm banh)
ADAM :-
(y l vn .)

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SLIPS
(ting tht au n)
(HENRY ARMADILLO tip t trn
u ca SLIPS) HENRY
ARMADILLO: ua ya
SLIPS (mo mo mo)
WINDSOR
Chng ta cn cu th mi.
(sub. : v d. ai thay th cho Slips.)
LUPE
i tri, nhanh ln.
JAKE: eo, Nm nay chng ta s li tip tc tht bi thi.
(Chui : vd. kh nng chi)
(trong nm nay. : cch ma mai s sm thi.)
(Cc c gi Co, C v B i ngang qua)
ADAM: Ny, c ai trong cc bn mun u vi Jake and lupe
khng?)
C gi co: Nghim tc ch
(Ngn ng ca v thnh nin Nghim tc ch.)
C gi C: Chng t qu nh sao chi vi cc bn.
(popular : vd. ni ting v quan trng)
C gi b: i thi cc nng! Chng ta hy n nhng ni khng b
lm phin bi nhng k c ng vin thiu chuyn nghip ny.
(cheerleaders : l mt nhm hc sinh c ng vin cho i thi
u trong sut trn u)
(non-cheerleaders. : i.e. students who are not in the
cheerleading squad.)
(Nhng c gi c ng ro
bc ra i) ADAM
(ni vi Ingrid v Windsor) Hy, cc bn c gu trc th th no
nh?
(koala : mt ng vt c ti, ngun gc t c, sng trong cy bch
n)
(DIEDRE n l cy bch n t chu cy)
DIEDRE
(than vn) (m thanh nhai l cy)
WINDSOR
Adam? l Diedre.

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Episode #10
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ADAM
a th sao, hy c y cng vo i vi chng ta no!
(Bo ng) WINDSOR
A, t cht nh mnh c vic phi lm : vd. vo lp
INGRID
ang gi u
( '... Ra ... ": tc l' ... tc trn u t, mt con hu cao c, u. ')
WINDS
OR
Etceter
a.
(WINDSOR v INGRID b chy)
SLIPS
(ni vi Adam) a, chng hong t, t va nghe ting chung reo.
HENRY ARMADILLO
(Ring-ring! Ring-ring!
(SLIPS v HENRY ARMADILLO tho chy) ADAM
Hmm

DIEDRE
(than vn) (m thanh nhai l cy)
(DIEDRE thng bo cho
ADAM)
ADAM
(hut
so)
CUT TO:
Cnh: trong nh n
ban ngy (hc sinh n
tra)
Cnh: "Xin ng n sinh vin ca chng t"
JAKE
H, cu khng bao gi c th tm thy mt ch ngi qun "Slug
Taco Tuesday".
(Sn: mt chuyn ng chm n th)
(Taco: mt mn n Mexico, lm bng t tht v rau qu, bn trong
c ng hoc bt gi li)
( 'Wow, s khng c mt ni ngi vo th Ba khi cc qun n
phc v tacos nhi vi tht nhuyn.')
WINDSOR
ng kia cn mt ch
(one : vd. ch ngi)
(Ch ngi bn cnh ba ch hi cu)
JAKE
Yeah, nhng ai mun n vi nhng con
b bin?
(B bin: mt tn khc cho mt con hi
cu)
ADAM
, ng kia th sao? Ch mi c gu tr ngi m thi, ci bn
cn nhiu ch m
INGRID, LUPE v SLIPS (tht ln
ln)
(INGRID, LUPE v SLIPS b chy trong hong ht v ngi chng
cht ln nhau chung vi nhng ch hi cu)
LUPE

SLIPS ao
INGRID

ADAM
Sao h li th nh?
(Theo tc ng Ti sao h li c x nh th nh?)
WINDSOR
Vng, mt loi tng t ng vt, ging nh mt keo dnh, Diedre
s bm ly cu, ging nh l a vy, cho n khi bn pht in
bi s hin din khng ngng ca c.
(tick: k sinh trng) ( '... hang ... ": tc l' ... o mnh ... ') (' ...
khng ngng ...": tc l '... tip tc ...')
DIEDRE
(Th mnh) (th hn hn)
JAKE
khng phi l vn ! C y thc s, thc s, thc s, thc s,
thc s, thc s, thc s, thc s kh chu !!
WINDSOR
ng. l iu t mun ni.
ADAM
Oh, thi no. Cc bn ang ni qu. T s i ngi vi c y.
(WINDSOR, JAKE b chy v ngi dn li bn ca hi cu)
JAKE
(Kh scream)
ADAM
Diedre khng th no t n th.
(ADAM bc n bn ca
DIEDRE)
ADAM
Xin li, t c th ngi y khng?
DIEDRE
T khng bit na
(Theo quy tc ng php ting Anh, ng t thch hp s dng
khi xin php lm bt c iu g l 'c th' thay v 'c th', m ch
n gin biu th mt kh nng lm iu g . Vic s dng
'C th' trong trng hp ny l ng php khng chnh xc. Vic s
dng thch hp l "T c th ngi y? ') (' T khng bit. Bn c
th cht c th ngi y? ')
ADAM
(Ci) T c th ngi y?

DIEDR
E Ngi
i.
ADAM
Xem hm nay chng ta n g no! Li na, cm tht na ri? Cu
bit khng, Diedre?
( '... ... ": thnh ng l' ... phi n cho ba tra ... ') (bologna:
mt loi thi lt tht n tra)
DIEDRE
Vim xoang, pht ban xu ... Oh, bn c bit ba tra khng ...li
bch n. T s nh i bn, nhng cm trng khin t au
kh rut.
(Vim xoang: vim mng nhy ca mi) ( '... au kh rut.':
theo y hc l '... au bng.')
ADAM
a, t tht.
DIEDRE
T bit. D sao, t cn phi trnh xa bt k thc phm ch bin v
khin t c rt t la chn nhng ch c bch n kp bnh m
nng. bnh m nng rt kh. Gia v gy cho lng ca t ni da
g v rng ri. l mt s loi ha cht trong bao b.
(Thc phm ch bin: thc phm l nh my chun b)
(Gia v: Cc cht nh m tt hoc nc st c chua, c s dng
thm hng v cho thc phm) ( '... gin ... ": tc l' ... kh v
bong trc ... ')
( '... Bao b. ": Tc l' ... cc v tr ca cc loi thc phm c ch
bin thnh cc gi bn. ')
ADAM
a, t tht.
DIEDRE
, l s tht. Bn bit nhng g h ni khng ... Khi cuc sng
cho bn tri chanh, bn lm cho nc chanh. Tht khng may,
chanh lm cho t y hi, thay vo t phi ung sinh t bch
n kh khan ny. N khng c hng v tt nh vy, v n thnh
thong s lm bn phi ln. Mc d sinh t bch n cng
khng t nhng vi ln th hai ung n th qu tht l. Nhng
bn khng nhn thy t phi leo ln nhng bc tng, hoc nhng
ci cy thot khi ni bun v tn trong lng t.

( 'Oh, ... chn thnh.': cch ni chm bim '. ng tic ca bn

m thanh rt khng ng s tht vi t')
( 'Khi ... nc chanh.': Thng tc ni cho 'C gng lm tt nht
ca mt tnh hung xu.') ( '... Tr li ln ... ": tc l' ... gy nn
ma ... ')
( '... Buc n xung ... ": tc l' ... lm cho mt n lc nhm nut
n ... ') (' ... leo bt k bc tng ... ': thng tc cho' ... nhn c
kh chu ... ')
( '... Hoc cy ...': chi ch t gu ti khng leo ln bc tng, v
khng ai c th tro cy khi h
bun')
(DIEDRE nhai l bch n)
DIEDRE
(c c) (nhai c c) (nut) (tri)
ADAM
(Suy ngh) Nhng k ng, c gi ny thc s l kh chu.
( 'Ny bn ... ": tc l' ngi bn ca t ... ')
DIEDRE
(m thanh phi nut vo bng) Ahhhh ... kinh khng.
( 'Oh. Mt s mnh ny c to thnh t nhng mnh cng m
c th khng c nhai ln.')
(DIEDRE mi ADAM ung) DIEDRE
Bn mun ung mt ln khng?
( '... Ung mt ln?': Ngha l "... mt hng v gm? ')
ADAM
khngcm n bn.
DIEDRE
i vi bn, thin ti, bnh d ng ca t l khng truyn nhim.
(FYI: i vi thng tin ca bn)
( '... Einstein, ... ": tc l' ... Genius, ... '; cch ma mai ' ... nh la,
...)
(Bn b ca Adam cm thy vui v d l phi ngi chung trn mt
ci gh) WINDSOR, Jake, Ingrid v Lupe
(m thanh ca vic n ung)
DIEDRE
Vng, t cho rng bn s tr thnh nhng con hi cu, v khng
cn phi ni g na.
ADAM

G?! khngggggg ... l khng ng s tht. T s khng .

Ti sao t li lm th, khi t ang thng thc mt ba n tra th
v ngay ti y vi mt ngi bn tt nh bn, Diedre.
DIEDRE
C tht khng? Wow. T rt vui v chng t l bn. Bn gi t l
bn, phi khng?
( '... ng khng? ": Tc l'? ... ng ')
ADAM , chc chn.
DIEDRE
Bn bit y, t khng ngh rng t tng bit n mt, tuyt
vi, cm gic hnh phc tt nh vy cho n khi chng t tr
thnh bn b Khi mt ngi no m khng c bn b, bn phi
cm thy b tc lm lun .
( '... Bn thn. ": Tc l' ... nhng ngi bn tt.")
( 'Nh ... cch.': V d: 'V bn cng khng c bt c bn b, bn c
th cm thy nh vy v t m t cm nhn v bn.')
ADAM
Yeah! T c ngha l ... Huh?
(DIEDRE rt mt tch sinh t bch n)
DIEDRE
tnh bn ca chng ta. n c th ko di mi mi. V by gi ...
v mi mi ... V by gi ... V by gi ... v mi mi ...
(DIEDRE nhy tht ln lng Adam)
CUT TO:
Cnh: Hnh lang trng Ban ngy
(ADAM phi cng DIDRE v lm mi th cng vi nhau)
CUT TO:
Cnh: Sn chi ban ngy
(Nhng ng vt ang chi
cng nhau)
Lupe
Kinh khng khip! Chng t ang thiu cc cu th.
( 'dang! ": Thng tc cho, ngha l" Cht tit! "" Tht l mt s
tht vng! ")
(ADAM V DIEDRE n sn chi)
ADAM Ny cc cu. Bn nh Diedre?
Ingrid v Slips
(Git mnh th hn hn) Diedre ?! (La bo ng)!

(Ingrid v Slips chy i. ADAM t DIEDRE xung sn v ui bt

banh)
ADAM Gi n!
( 'Ch mt pht!')
Slips
Hy, khng cng bng cht no! Chng t nh th, khp khing!
( 'Hy. ang chy ca bn sau khi chng t khng phi l mt c
ng cng bng, bi v chng ta khng th i b rt tt.')
ADAM
Hey Diedre, ti sao bn khng nhn bit mt s ngi bn ca t.
( '... Nhn c bit ...': thnh ng cho '... n gp ...')
DIEDRE
Bt k ngi bn ca Adam cng l mt ngi bn ca t. V th
tt c chng ta c th l bn b vi nhau. S khng c th l mt
iu vui v?
("Ti sao ...": tc l 'Ch cn tng tng, ...)
WINDSOR
T khng bit nhng g au n hn: mt qu da tng vo mt t
hoc l nghe c y.
DIEDRE
Bn c mun n bnh snack bch n khng?
(Jerky: x l thc phm, snack mn, thng c lm t tht v
bn trong cc gi ng nhn)
Jake
Ny cu b!
( 'Khng! Khng phi iu ny!)
Lupe
Hy lm cho n chy i. Hy i i.
( 'Vamonos!': Ty Ban Nha l '! Hy i')
(Jake V Lupe c gng b trn, nhng Adam li chn cc bn mnh
li.
ADAM
c ri, cc bn ng trnh t na.
( '... Trnh ... ": tc l' ... hnh ng nh bn khng bit ... ')

Jake
Hey, hey. Chng t cnh bo bn khng nn ni chuyn vi c.
Lupe
Vng, bn thc hin s la chn ca bn.
ADAM
T khng th tch khi c y! T cn cc bn gip.
( '... Lc c y!': Ting lng cho '... trnh xa c y!')
Jake
Vng ... Chng ta c th chi bng chuyn vi c y!
ADAM
Jake, c y c xng v vt bm tm rt nhy cm.
Jake
Ho, ho! Bn bit tt c iu kinh khng v c y. Dolores l ngi
bn tt nht ca bn m.
( '... Khng khip rt nhiu ... ": tc l' ... tt c ... ')
ADAM
Bn ang ni v Diedre ?
Jake
(Th hn hn!) Bn thm ch bit tn c y! T s b tn thng
khng khip v ghen t nu n l ai thay v c y.
( '... Bn cnh ... ": tc l' ... thay v ... ')
ADAM
Hy nhn xem, c y khng xu nh vy.
DIEDRE
(Vi ng vt b) Sau , mt ln na, nu khng c bch n ti
c sn, nn lun lun l mt la chn.
( 'Mt khc, nu bn khng th tm thy bt k bch n ti
n, thay vo bn lun c th nn ra nhng g c trong d dy
bn v n')
ADAM
c ri, c y xu tht. Nhng c y c mt tri tim tt. Nu ch
c mt s cch thay i c y.
Jake
m thanh ny c ngha l mt ...

Jake v Lupe bin ha !!!

(Mt kiu thay i tng th thay i ton din hoc ci thin
ngoi hnh c nhn v hnh nh)
(Jake v Lupe tin n DIEDRE)
ADAM
khng phi l t mun
(JAKE v LUPE i xung quanh DIEDRE v ko c gu ti vo
phng thay )
Chuyn cnh: n mc snh iu
CUT TO:
Cnh : Phng thay Ban ngy
(JAKE v LUPE thay i cho DIEDRE v ch
i kt qu)
JAKE v LUPE: khng
Cnh : Phng thay Ban ngy
(JAKE v LUPE thay i cho DIEDRE v ch
i kt qu)
JAKE v LUPE: khng
Cnh : Phng thay Ban ngy
(JAKE v LUPE thay i cho DIEDRE v ch
i kt qu)
JAKE v LUPE: khng
Lupe
C y cn mt cht g , mt ci g !
( 'Diedre cn mt ci g , nhng t khng thc s bit ci g lm
c y kh hn.')
Jake
V mt d thng cht, chng chng.
( 'V mt d thng, mang tnh cht c nhn.')
Lupe
, c ch! T cm thy n!
( 'Oh, tt. T bt u c c mt tng tt v nhng g c y
cn).')
Jake

i thay i tt ri, tt ri!

( 'Cng vic ca chng t l hin th kt qu.')
Lupe
Dng li!!! l s hon ho!
CUT TO:
SCENE: Hnh lang ban ngy
(Cc bn ng vt nh sn sang xem thy s thay i ca
DIEDRE'S)
JAKE
Gii thiu, mi ...
Lupe
V ci thin rt nhiu ...
Jake V Lupe (Tip theo) Diedre Koala!
(Ca m v mt phin bn tuyt vi xut hin)
ADAM, Ingrid v WINDSOR v Slips
(Ho)
Ingrid: khi bc ln cao.
Slips v Ingrid: Wow! C y tht xinh p!
WINDSOR
C y hon ton bin i.
( 'Diedre hon ton thay i.')
ADAM
C y trng ging ht nh lc u, nhng c thm ci n!
Jake Khng, duh!
( 'Vng. l r rng! ")
Lupe
Vng! Vng! Ch t cng phi thay i ch! Bn sn sng nhn
thy mnh cha , Diedre?
( 't ... na! ": Tc l' thi trang mi mang tnh cht phng i . ')
DIEDRE Umm, c khng.
(Lupe ly gng c gu ti xem)
JAKE
( Diedre) Oh! Bn c thch phong cch ny khng ?!
DIEDRE
T ngh l n .

( "T ngh rng t lm c. ')

Jake v Lupe: thnh cng !!!
(Lupe ln rt tm gng v v tan tnh)
DIEDRE
Hey cc bn l rt tuyt vi, nhng by gi t qu p c nhng
ngi bn tuyt hn na. Nhng vi t, mt tm gng v li l
by nm xui xo na.
( '... cooler ... ": tc l' ... tt hn v quan trng hn ... ')
Lupe
Ti sao, m v n n th ch ... Hy t mng cho c y mt
trn !!! (Squawk)
( 'Tht l mt k v n nh vy v nh vy ... T s cho c y bit
mt.')
Jake
Khng, Lupe. Bn nn bit cu ni ny, nu bn tht s yu mt
ci g , bn s lm mi th v iu kin ... v sau , ci g ti s
ti, s ti, s ti. T khng bit ... Hy theo sau c y nu bn cn
bn.
(Lupe i sau DIEDRE, nhng cc c gi i c ng li chn h li)
FOX Girl
(Ni vi Diedre) Xin cho bn mi.
Egret Girl : ci n tht tuyt.
JANET Musk OX
Bn nn tr thnh mt c gi c ng vin.
DIEDRE : tt nhin
(Nhng c nng c ng b i)
Lupe: L vy?
DIEDRE
(Tin n i c v) Bn c bit bn c th lm cho bng c v t
bch n khng?
(Pom-poms: bng ca cht liu bng hoc bng, c s dng bi
cc c ng vin nh cc ph kin)
Lupe
T khng tin iu . Chng t Diedre vo tay ng c ng
ri .

( "Chng t ... cc c gi c ng ': Tc l' Diedre ri khi chng ta

qua bn mt i c v. ')
ADAM
Khng sao, bn bit nhng g h ni, gu ti n m mi chuyn kt
thc tt!
( '... gu ti ca ... tt.': Mt cch chi ch trn cc cu ni thng
tc 'tt c l cng kt thc tt', tc l '. ... Lun l tt khi cc tnh
hung kh khn c mt kt thc tch cc')
Ingrid
Hy i vi Diedre.
( '... Tm ... ": tc l' ... c vi ... ')
Lupe
Vng, nhng t nht c khng ni chuyn li nhi bn tai na.
( 'C l tt hn vi Diedre, bi v c y khng s dng qu nhiu
cu ni thng minh.')
(Nhng ng vt nh i tm DIEDRE)
ADAM
V vy, nhng g bn s tip tc dnh thi gian vi c y?
( 'V vy, nhng g, ... ": tc l' V vy, nhng g bn s lm g, ...)
( '... Koala-ity hot ng ca gu ti... ": da vo nhng ch
trnthi gian t cht lng ', tc l' thi gian dnh ring cho l
vi mt ngi c th hoc thc hin mt hot ng no ')
(ADAM b ph y mt ng da)
ADAM: C th mt ngi no nh bc s gu ti nh?
(Chi ch trn "bt c ai c th gi bc s? ')

TP 09
(ADAM i trm xe but)
ADAM
Thi no, xe but, t y trc khi Kerry n, t y trc
khi Kerry n t y trc khi ..
KERRY
(O.s.) Kerry sao?
(Lu : Xin vui lng, xem cc tp phim trc , trong n
c thnh lp rng Adam thm thch Kerry)
(KERRY ng cnh ADAM) ADAM
Oh, hi, Kerry. T ch ch xe but ca t. T i hc. xe but
trng ca t t a t i hc.

(Xe but trng hc: mt chic xe but c bit, do cc trng,

m rc cc b ti cc a im c th v rc h v vo cui
ngy hc)
KERRY
Uh huh, t y. ca t l t ang ch xe but ring ca t. V
vy, ti sao cu li mun xe but ca cu ti y trc khi xe
but ca t ti ch?
( 'Uh huh, ...': .VD: 'c ri, ....)
ADAM
Uh ... T on v n dnh vo chuyn kt xe hay rc ri g y,
nhng t khng lo lng g c hay bt c iu g, t i trn mt
chic xe but y cc ng vt ... mt hc ng vt. Vi
ng vt. Ti sao m c th xu h? (... D di v in lon, ...
": tc l '... cht kh hiu, ...)
KERRY
Mi th s nh th no trng ng vt ca bn?
( 'Do ny bn th no trng ny vi ng vt?')
ADAM
Tuyt! Vng, bn bit y, cu ch cn nhn ni cu bc. (Ci
khc khch vui vui)
KERRY
Ny, khng c sinh nht ca cu sp ti?
(cch ni ma mai: "Ny, khng phi l sinh nht ca bn n
sm? ')
ADAM
Wow! Cu nh ti c sinh ra! Tht tuyt vi! cu tht
tuyt!
( '... tuyt.!': Ting lng cho '! ... Tt')
KERRY
Vng ... Cm n. Thc ra th ti ch nh v k c trong lp mt...
l bn t chc mt ba tic trong thi im .
( '... Lp u tin ... ": tc l' ... nm u tin ca trng khi
chng ta cn mt t hn su tui ... ')
ADAM
ng ri. l ti Pig E Porker's Pizza Palace.
( '... Ln ... Palace.': Mt tn h cu cho mt nh hng khng tn
ti v l mt i din chm bim ca nhiu bnh pizza M nh

hng chuyn v cc bn ca tr em bng cch phc v thc

phm cho tr em chi a)
KERRY
Ti yu Pig E Porker's Pizza Palace.! Bn mi tt c mi ngi
trong lp, v ba tic kt thc khi bn t qun ca bn v
bt u khc.
( '... m t ... ": tc l' ... i tiu trong ... ')
ADAM
Ni l dnh cho tr em thi
KERRY
Khng, thc s! l rt nhiu nim vui! Nu bn c mt ba
tic , ti s n.
ADAM
Bn s n ?!?
KERRY
Chc chn ri! mt sinh nht m khng c mt ba tic sinh
nht sao?
(Thng tc cho "Tt nhin, ti s n! Bn phi c mt ba tic
sinh nht ca bn. ')
CHAD
(O.s.) Ai c mt ba tic sinh nht?
(Chad v bn b n m khng h hay bit)
ADAM
L ti.
CHAD
Oh, l n s ging nh hi hc lp mt thi?Ci kiu t qun
ri li khc lc thi?
ADAM
Khng! S khng xy ra bt k ln no na. (xe ca trng
CHAD n)
CHAD
Ti sao? Mi s mc ci t ngu ngc thi, nhc ? (Ci ngc
nghch ln) Nhng a ngu ngc bn mi s lm g? Mi nhng
con th ngu ngc ca mi ?
TR EM
(Ci ngu ngc)

(CHAD v bn ca mnh bt u ln xe)

CHAD
Ta chc rng chng s lm iu g lm cho bn trng ngu
ngc! (Ci)
NHNG A TR (ci)
(CHAD v cc bn thc ln xe)
KERRY
ng nghe Chad. Anh y l ... ngu ngc. Gp bn vo bui tic
nh, Adam!
(KERRY ln xe v xe but ca Adam cng va ti)
ADAM
khng! T khng th mi nhng ngi bn ng ca t! H s
lm nhng iu g khin t ch tr nn ... ngu ngc hn thi.
(Jake ta u vo ca s xe but)
Jake
Cho bui sng, Adam! Ti 'cha mt hp nc tri cy. Bt
nhanh!!!
( 'Nhanh ln !!!': thng tc cho 'Bt ly ny !!!)
(Jake tung hp nc p ADAM bt ly. Nhng n li rt xung
chn v lm t qun Adam mt ln na)
Jake
Hey Adam, bn c th mun thay i nhng chic qun. Bn
trng nh con th... ngu ngc.
CUT TO:
Cnh: NGOI TRNG - BAN NGY
(Nh mi ngy chung reo ln.) Thy Hornbill
(VO) Tt c cc lp hc ri, gi ch .
CUT TO:
SCENE: INT. Lp Thy Hornbill - BAN NGY (. Thy Hornbill ang
s dng tranh nh ging dy)
MN HNH HA: "Phng php lm quen cho hi thng
dng"
Thy Hornbill
Trn khp th gii, c nhiu cch khc nhau cho hi nhau.
Tt nhin, trong th gii ng vt, chng ti mun c mt k
thut t nhin hn.

(Nhng bn ng vt nh tp trung. Jake ch vo mi ca mnh.

ADAM th vit vo tp)
Thy Hornbill
(O.s.) Ht nhau c s dng ph bin trong t nhin ...
MN HNH: "Bn c mi! Hy n vi ba tic sinh nht
ca ti !! Thy Hornbill (Tip theo)
... cho nhau. Nh mt bi tp, ti mun tt c mi ngi
da vo bi ging v thc hin cho nhng ngi bn theo cch
"lm th no bn th hin cch cho hi tuyt vi!
( '... neighbor ... ": tc l' ... cc hc sinh ang ngi pha sau bn
m l bn cnh bn ... ') (' ... 'lm th no bn lm' cho
hi!": Tc l '... nh hi ni' lm th no bn hm nay'!
(ADAM vit xong thip mi)
ADAM
Lm xong!! Xong ... ca con l hiu.
(ADAM ngi HENRY Armadillo)
ADAM
Hmmm. Qu tuyt vi !
( 'Armadelicious!': Mt cch chi ch bng cch kt hp cc t
'armadillo' v 'ngon', khng mt t thc t)
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Hnh lang BAN NGY (ADAM s dng t st ca mnh)
ADAM
T s ch t nhng thip mi trong t ca t v s dc gi i
ngay sau gi hc.
( '... T ...': mt ngn nh vi kha c nhn, ni hc sinh li
c c nhn ca h trong khi h ang trng)
(Mt thip mi rt xung sn m Adam khng nhn thy.
Jake nht c)
Jake
Cho bn! Th ngi hm m n t ngi b n n?
(Fan mail: th gi ngi hm m cc din vin hay nhc s yu
thch ca h) ( '... ngi b n?': Ngha l "... mt ngi rt quan
trng? ')
MN HNH: "Bn c mi! Hy n vi ba tic sinh nht
ca t! Trn trng, Adam Lyon "
Jake

Hy n vi ba tic sinh nht ca t, xin chn thnh Adam

Lyon. Hay tht, c ci g tht tuyt! T c ngi bn tt
nht trn ton th gii. Ch cn nhn vo cch anh y thi, anh
y c gng tnh c t tham d trong bui l k l ca con
ngi.
( '... Khng phi l mt ci g ! ": Thng tc cho' ... l rt
tt p! ')
(Lupe lp l sau lng Jake)
Lupe
Cu c g th, Jake?
( 'L g trong tay ca cu, Jake?'
(Ingrid di chuyn n nh nhng) JAKE
khng c g. Ch cn mt li mi d tic sinh nht ca Adam.
Lupe
Cu y c ci g?
Jake
l "mt nm tnh bn ny n hn 'i loi th.
( 'Mt ngy sinh nht k nim mt thc t rng bn thm mt
nm gn hn vi ci cht.')
Lupe
Oh, chng ta mun tham d!
Jake
Vng, t khng chc ba tic sinh nht l ci qui g, nhng t
on l anh y c tnh li mu thip ny ny trn sn cho bt
c ai tm thy... Chng ti u mi!
( '... Th ... ": tc l' ... li mi ... ')
(WINDSOR v SLIPS cng u c mt )
Slips
Cu siu ng tht, ngi n ng tht.
( 'Suy ngh ca bn l ng.')
Lupe
Ti t hi con ngi lm nhng ci th g ti cc bui tic sinh
nht. Bi v, cu bit y, h c mt cht in r.
( '... Loco.': Ty Ban Nha l '... in.')
WINDSOR
Theo s hiu bit ca t th y l nhng bt ng ng tim ca
con ngi. Thng nht nh chng ta s nhy ra v Adam ngc
nhin n sp .

( '... n ... sp . ": Tc l' ... khin anh y bt ng tuyt i.

')
Lupe
(Ni vi Ingrid) Xem y. T ni vi bn in lon !!!
( 'Mira ...': Ty Ban Nha cho '? Xem')
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Cnh: bn ngoi nh hng PIG E PORKERS PIZZA PALACE Ban
m (khng kh xn xao vui v)
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Cnh: bn trong nh hng PIG E PORKERS PIZZA PALACE Ban
m (ADAM c ba tic y . ADAM trong vai tr ch tic)
ADAM
Cu c vui v ti ba tic sinh nht ca t khng, Kerry?
KERRY
Yeah. T yu s in r ca ni ny. N ging nh bn trong ca
mt knh vn hoa l nhng ngn la.
ADAM
Yeah. T ch ang ngh v bn thn mnh.
KERRY
Vy th, cha m ca cu u?
ADAM
M t phi lm vic v b t ng kia.
(Adam ch v ba cu y ngi ang rt vui v trong khu banh.)
NG. LYON
Nhng qu bng! bng bng bng-y! (Ci hnh phc)
KERRY
Ti s nhn c mt s th tr chi. Cu c mun bt c iu
g khng?
(Tr chi th: a kim loi nh, mua ti cc quy thu tin v
c s dng kch hot tr chi video v my mc thit b
gii tr khc)
( '... C c ... ": tc l' ... mua ... ')
ADAM

Khng, cm n, cu c thy Chad khng?

KERRY
Ti ngh anh y ng kia... .
(ADAM i v hng Kerry ch m khng nhn ra rng nhng bn
b th cng ang y)
Jake V Lupe v Slips v Ingrid V WINDSOR Chc mng sinh
nht, Adam!
ADAM Cm n chng trai.
Jake V Lupe v Slips v Ingrid V WINDSOR : bt ng cha?
(ADAM hong lon)
ADAM
(Ht ln) cc bn ang lm g y vy ?!
(ADAM nhn xung quanh bn b mnh)
ADAM
ng bn tm. i i i!
Ingrid
y c phi l mt tr chi ba tic sinh nht khng?
ADAM
Uh, yeah. N c gi l: nht cc con vt trong t qun o.
( "Vng, chng ta ang chi mt tr chi bn sinh nht, c gi
l:. t tt c cc loi ng vt trong t qun o vi nhng
dng dn dp)
MN HNH: "T qun o"
(ADAM nht tt c ng vt vo t, Ingrid tp ht th )
Ingrid
(Ht vo) (th ra) (ht vo)
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Cnh: bn trong t qun o bng ti bao trm (Mt ch nhn
thy khi Adam m ca thi)
Jake
T thch tr ny n! Ln na! Ln na! Ln na!

ADAM
Khng khng khng. Chng ti li y. y l phng tic.
Jake
Chc ch.
ADAM
Uh. ng th!
Jake
Ti yu ci phng tic sinh nht! Nhn i tt c chng ta c th
chi. chng ta nn lm g u tin?
ADAM
Ti sao bn khng bt u vi tr phng phi tiu ny nh?
( '... Vng ...': ngha l "... mt tr chi ... ')
(Pt tng: mt thit b cao su cho rt nh v sinh)
(Phi tiu: mt tr chi cnh tranh, chi vi n nhn, nm vo
mt b mt mc tiu c th)
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Cnh:Bn trong PIG E PORKERS - LIN TC (Jake ln ra khi phng
dn )
Jake
(O.s.) ! T trc! Woo, hoo!
( 'Tuyt vi! T s chi lt u tin!')
ADAM
Cc cu c vui v nh. Ti s tr li ngay thi.
(Jake ln ra ngoi phng )
JAKE
Thi gian cho nhng tr vui bt ng. Windsor ang ni v nhng
iu .
( '... Yakking ...': bnh dn ha l '... ni chuyn ...')
(ADAM chy v pha CHAD)
ADAM
(Cn nhn) vic th no ri, Chad?
CHAD
Ba tic sinh nht ca cu y th v, Lyon. ng dng li.
( '... Unstupid, ... ": tc l' ... khng ngu ngc, ... ', khng mt t
thc t)
( 'ng dng li.': Thng tc cho 'ng th vn may ca bn v
lm hng ba tic.')

(CHAD sn sng tp trung vo tr chi ca mnh. u ca Jake mc

ln trong nhng ci l)
ADAM
(Ht ln)
(ADAM mt thc. CHAD khng th iu khin ba g p vo u
Jake n im c)
Jake
(Ting la h, th hn hn v lm bm)
CHAD
tr chi ngu ngc.
(CHAD ri khi khu vc t chi c Jake)
JAKE
Ti lm bn ngc nhin, Adam?
ADAM C!
Jake: vui nhn.
(T long v thnh nin l 'Tuyt vi.)
(ADAM ko Jake tr v phng cha )
Jake
(O.s.) y c phi l mt tr chi vui v ca ba tic khng?
ADAM
Yeah. N c gi l: Ko kh tr li t .
Jake
Wow, cu thc s gii tr ny y!
( '... Mt! ": Tc l' ... tr chi!")
(Khi Adam a Jake v phng th Slips li ln ra ngoi)
Ny, cc bn, chng ta ch l khi ng vo lau xe mt vng
honh trng thi! Cu ang trong hay lm g y?
( '... Dude, ...': ting lng cho '... bn b, ...')
(Lau x: mt x dng ra sn)
(Xe bumper: mt chuyn i cng vin vui chi gii tr, trong
ngi li xe con, xe in xung quanh v din tch km theo)
( '... Trong ... ": tc l' ... i chi vi chng ti ...)
ADAM

UH, hy tip tc m khng cn c t i. T s tr li ngay thi.

(ADAM ko Slips v phng cha . Sau khi Chad b va vo, ln qu
bng)
ADAM
(Ht ln)
(CHAD nm banh vo ming ca Windsor thay v mc tiu trc
mt)
CHAD
Cu kia, t ang ghi im cng ph tr chi ny y.
( 'Wow, ti rt tt trn u ny. ")
(ADAM y Windsor vo t cha )
WINDSOR
Adam dng nh c tri qua v s nhng iu bt ng kinh
khng ti ba tic ca mnh.
( '... Multitude ...': ngha l "... mt s lng ln ... ')
(ADAM tr li khu vc vui chi)
ADAM
(Ht ln)
(Lupe tr thnh my rt v t ng, Adam bt ly chn v li c ta
i)
Lupe
(ku ln quc quc)
(ADAM tr li Lupe, My xut v t ng, ko c ta li phng cha
v quay li khu vc vui chi)
ADAM
(Ht ln)
(Ingrid ang nhy bn cnh bp b m nhc)
KERRY
( Vi nhng c gi) Bp b ny nhy nh ngi vy cc cu nh.
(C ng c: mt con bp b trin lm c kh)
ADAM
Yeee !!! Hey, l mt ngi sao c b y?!?
(Truffles Duvall: mt siu sao h cu)
KERRY V C GI: ci g? u?

Slips: Weeee!
(ADAM ko Ingrid tr li phng cha . Mt cu b c gng cm
Slips nh mt cy gy nh gn. ADAM git ly Slips v a cu y
v phng cha khi m Kerry chn gii thng ca c y t tr
chi nm trng gu)
KERRY
Ti s ly con gu .
(Ngi ch tr chi a Jake cho KERRY)
KERRY
Cm n!
(ADAM git Jake khi tay Kerry )
JAKE
(Kh tht ln)
(ADAM ko c bp b m nhc vo phng cha )
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Cnh: INT. Trong phng cha - TIP TC (Cc con th nh xem
bp b m nhc biu din)
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Cnh: trong nh hng PIG E PORKERS TIP TC
(ADAM ko ht thy mi th vo t c tr em, cc con vt c
em ti em lui khp ni )
ADAM
( cc m thanh la ht v th di)
CUT TO:
SCENE: trong phng cha - LIN TC
(Phng cha cht y no l th vt, chi c tr em. Bp b
m nhc cng ang biu din)
CUT TO:

SCENE: trong nh hng PIG E PORKERS - LIN TC (Adam bn rn

lun tay)
ADAM
(Cc m thanh la ht)
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ADAM
(Th hn hn mt mi)
(KERRY xut hin trong phng cha )
KERRY
Wow, Adam, trng cu tht l mt mi. Nc ung ca cu y.
( 'Gee, ...': thnh ng l 'Wow, ...') ( '... nhp. ": Thnh ng cho' ...
rt mt mi. ')
ADAM : Cm n.
(Ca phng cha m ra, l mi ngi ang trong y)
JAKE
Ngc nhin cha!
(ADAM lm rt ly nc v mt ln na nc dnh vo qun cu ta)
CHAD
Hey, nhn vt m ka. Cu ta li lm t qun ca mnh. Cng ging
nh khi hc lp mt vy y!
( 'Cng ging nh ... ": tc l' Chnh xc nh n xy ra nh
vy ... ')
ADAM
(m thanh ca mt em b khc)
CHAD
V khc, ging nh trong lp mt qu chng lun!
KERRY
Bin i, Chad.
(Thng tc cho 'i i, Chad!')
CHAD
(Kerry) Khng c vn . (Hy bn b ca mnh yn i nh)
Chng ta hy i thi! Mc k ci ba tic ngu ngc ny.
Jake
(Kerry) Hey, cu ta khc nh mt a tr y cng l mt phn ca
nhng bui tic sinh nht ca con ngi sao?
( "... Mt phn ca ... ': ngha l ... bnh thng trong thi gian ...')

KERRY: Khng hn l nh th. ( 'Khng g c.')

Jake
Oh ... Xin li, Adam.
ADAM
khng ng ra t mi phi l ngi xin li . y t dnh tt
c nhng g t lm c gng gy n tng vi Chad,
iu ngu ngc l cc bn b mc kt trong t chi. T chy
trn tt c mi ngi bn trong ci phng ngu ngc y.
(... Cc Jerk. ': Ngha l "... nhng ngc.') ( '... B mc kt ...": tc
l' ... kha ... ')
Jake
Bn ang gin h?! y l ba tic xn nht bao gi ht y!
Cc ng vt nh
(m thanh ca chng) Oh, l rt nhiu nim vui. T yu ba
tic. Tht l th v. y l iu th v nht m t tng c trong
cuc sng ca t.
Jake
Chng trai, bn con ngi thc s bit lm th no n mng s
i cht sp xy ra. By gi tip tc, cu ng bun vn c hai loi
bn ng vt v bn con ngi. Chng ta bt u cm cy lau nh
v tin hnh thi.
( 'Boy, ... ": thng tc cho' Wow, ...)
( '... Sp sa xung sc ri. ": Tc l'. ... Suy thoi c th khng th
trnh khi ') (' ... mopey ...": thnh ng cho '... bun ...')
(Sponge mop: mt thit b, bao gm mt ming bt bin ln cui
ca mt cy gy di, c s dng cho sn nh v sinh)
(Chng cht: mt tr chi trong ba tic,trong cc bn xp
thnh hang ngang ci xung xem ai c th i ci xung nhiu
nht m khng cn chm vo n)
(ADAM V KERRY di chuyn vo phng cha )
ADAM
(O.s.) Thi no, Jake! Sao cu c th thp n vy ch?
( 'Hy chi, Jake! Cu c th un cong xung lu n th ch.