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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and
I'm not sure about the universe.
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Albert Einstein
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Frank Zappa
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting
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Steve Martin
tags: humor, obvious, simile
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after
tomorrow just as well.
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Mark Twain
tags: humor, procrastination
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Garrison Keillor
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.
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Robert A. Heinlein
tags: cats, humor, women
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't
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hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
tags: chocolate, food, humor
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Woody Allen
tags: death, fear, humor, life
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
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Paul Terry
tags: exercise, humor, laziness, misattributed-to-hutchins
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Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that
you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be
thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things
that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why
is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are
pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like
saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's
done all right for himself.
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John Green
tags: humor, nerdfighters
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Groucho Marx
tags: books, humor, reading, television
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Charles Bukowski
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answers I accept.
George Carlin
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W.C. Fields
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