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Bad Girls Perusal LIbretto and Vocal Score
Bad Girls Perusal LIbretto and Vocal Score
THE MUSICAL
Book by
MAUREEN CHADWICK
& ANN MCMANUS
Music and Lyrics by
KATH GOTTS
Originally directed by Maggie Norris
Orchestrations by Martin Koch
December 2008
BAD GIRLS
THE MUSICAL
CAST
THE PRISON OFFICERS
THE NUMBER ONE
Grade: Governing Governor
The Number One likes a quiet life and has always felt that the old boys network
is the best way of sorting things out to his satisfaction. The appointment of Helen
Stewart as Wing Governor has been imposed upon him and grudgingly accepted.
But it wouldnt take much briefing against her for him to recommend her swift
removal from Larkhall.
HELEN STEWART
Grade: Wing Governor (Grade 5)
As a graduate fast-tracker, Helen is held in contempt by old hands such as Fenner
and Hollamby who both firmly believe that there is no substitute for experience and
jailcraft. Shes idealistic and genuinely concerned about the welfare of the inmates
in her care, but good intentions arent always enough to win the battle. She soon
realises the old guard doesnt play fair and if shes going to beat them shell need
friends in low places...
SYLVIA BODYBAG HOLLAMBY
Grade: Senior Officer
As far as Sylvia is concerned happiness is door-shaped and it would make her life
a hell of a lot easier if prisoners were just kept locked in their cells 24/7. She admires
Jim Fenner immensely, and shares his conviction that the Wing Governor job
should have gone to him instead of to Helen Stewart. She is, however, blind to the
full extent of Jims misdemeanours with the prisoners, and would be genuinely
shocked if she knew.
JIM FENNER
Grade: Principal Officer
Jims a man who likes to run things in prison his own way, rather than by the book,
and hell use whatever means necessary. He can easily justify his pastoral role
with prisoners; the women have come on strong to him, hes got what they need and
hes happy to give it to them. So wheres the harm? His unholy alliance with Shell
Dockley keeps him in the picture about whats happening on the wing as well as
providing some on the job recreation.
JUSTIN MATTISON
Grade: Officer (Basic)
Justin is a new junior officer, a fresh young puppy dog who really does want to do
good, and thinks that Helen is absolutely perfect, not only as Wing Governor, but
maybe even something more . . . Bursting with integrity and rather shy, Justin is
easily teased by the older women prisoners in particular. But as he firmly tells
Yvonne, if you want to screw a screw, youve picked the wrong one.
Other Prison Officers (as required).
THE PRISONERS
NIKKI WADE
Sentence: Life for killing a policeman who was attempting to rape her girlfriend.
Most of the inmates on G-Wing look up to Nikki. Before her conviction Nikki used
to run a nightclub with her girlfriend. Shes intelligent and street-wise with a strong
sense of natural justice because of the injustice she herself has suffered. Shes no
ones fool and she easily sees through the likes of corrupt officer Jim Fenner. But
she doesnt always help her own case by being too quick to fly off the handle.
DENNY BLOOD
Sentence: 7 years for arson she burned down her childrens home.
Despite her tough exterior, Dennys upbringing has left her desperate for love and
attention, making her very easy to manipulate and thats something Shell Dockley
is expert at doing. Denny is Shells fixer and not being the sharpest knife in the
drawer shes always willing to do Shells bidding without question. One day,
however, shes going to have to find a voice of her own
SHELL DOCKLEY
Sentence: Life for the kidnap, torture and eventual murder of the woman who
stole her boyfriend.
Before sentencing Shell to life, the judge presiding over her trial described her as
evil personified, a tag she never has a problem living up to. Whether its taxing
another inmate for her drugs stash or the intimidation of a weaker prisoner, Shell
displays an equal amount of cunning and ruthlessness to get her own way. She
considers herself Jim Fenners right-hand woman and trades on the special
privileges she gets for services rendered.
YVONNE ATKINS
Sentence: 4 years for conspiracy to commit murder she hired a hitman to bump
off a business rival of her husband, Charlie.
Yvonnes as tough as nails; a working-class girl made rich through gangland boss
Charlies criminal gains. Shes intimidating, ruthless and glamorous. When she
arrives at Larkhall she makes a huge impression on the other women and wastes no
time in taking over the Top Dog position from Shell Dockley. Shes also warm and
generous and a force for good against G-Wings bullies officers and inmates alike.
NOREEN BIGGS
Sentence: 3 months for shoplifting ties from a department store.
Recidivist old-timer Noreen regularly gets itchy fingers in the shops and cant resist
the thrill of picking up a few treats. As times gone on shes more at home in prison
than anywhere else and shes been round the system so many times she knows
exactly how to play it to her advantage. Noreen loves a bit of bother and is
always ready to stoke a fight from the sidelines.
CRYSTAL GORDON
Sentence: 12 months for persistent shoplifting
As a bible-bashing Christian, Crystal often takes a critical view of her fellow
inmates and believes that the prison regime is too soft especially where drugs are
concerned. She can be self-righteous and totally blind to her own selfcontradictions and often comical as a result. But at heart shes a kind and caring
person who does believe in standing up for whats right.
RACHEL HICKS
Sentence: 30 months for possession (2 ecstacy tablets) with intent to supply.
When Rachel arrives at Larkhall as a first time offender shes scared and isolated
and distraught about the fact that her baby has been taken into care. Shes got
victim written all over her and is easy prey for prison bully Shell Dockley. She
naively trusts Jim Fenner to look after her, but soon discovers that his special
attention isnt quite the sort of protection she had imagined.
THE TWO JULIES
Sentence: 2 years for theft. Julie Saunders and partner-in-crime Julie Johnston
stole money from clients while working as hotel prostitutes.
The Julies have taken the same name and styled themselves as a sisterly double act.
Theyll always be there for each another and thats their lifeline for surviving
prison. Both are mums, and it was trying to make ends meet for their children that
drove them into prostitution in the first place. Julie S has a son, David, whose
private education is paid for with the proceeds from her life of crime. Theyve got
hearts of gold and will always help a friend in need.
PLACE
H. M. Prison, Larkhall
TIME
The present
THE STORY
BAD GIRLS THE MUSICAL takes as its starting point the original core characters
from the first three series of Bad Girls on TV. Set in the fictional HMP Larkhall, its
the story of new idealistic Wing Governor Helen Stewart and her battles with the
entrenched old guard of Officer Jim Fenner and his sidekick Sylvia Hollamby. It
also follows the love story that develops between Helen and charismatic inmate
Nikki Wade. Other featured characters include Shell Dockley and her runner Denny
Blood, old-timer Noreen Biggs, The Two Julies and the ultimate Top Dog, King-ofGanglands missus, Yvonne Atkins.
A tragic death on the wing in which Jim Fenner is implicated leads to an angry
protest from the women and forces Helen and Nikki to their opposite sides of the
bars. But when its clear that Helen stands to lose her job over Jim Fenners
misdeeds, the race is on for the women to nail Jim once and for all.
BAND
INSTRUMENTATION
WOODWIND 1 Flute / Alto Saxophone
WOODWIND 2 Clarinet in Bb / Soprano Saxophone / Tenor Saxophone
TRUMPET dbl. Flugelhorn
2 KEYBOARDS
BASS
DRUMS dbl. Percussion
[Bell Tree / Tambourine / Crotales / Glockenspiel / Castanets]
MUSICAL NUMBERS
ACT ONE
SCENE TWO
1.
SCENE THREE
2.
SCENE FOUR
3.
SCENE FIVE
4.
SCENE SIX
5.
6.
SCENE EIGHT
7.
SCENE NINE
8.
8a.
ACT TWO
SCENE ONE
9.
SCENE TWO
10.
10a.
SCENE FOUR
11.
Sorry (Julie S)
11a.
SCENE SEVEN
12.
SCENE EIGHT
13.
14.
14a.
SCENE NINE
15.
15a.
16a.
17.
18.
BAD GIRLS
THE MUSICAL
ACT ONE
SCENE ONE
HMP LARKHALL Reception. [SFX: A loud desolate bang echoes across the prison soundscape.]
New prisoner RACHEL HICKS stands with her back to us, in her knickers, being strip-searched by
Senior Officer SYLVIA HOLLAMBY.
SYLVIA
SYLVIA (contd)
Have to get the doctor to give you some pills, stop you leaking. Right, now
cover your top half and take your knickers off.
(She hands Rachel a towel. RACHEL is reluctant. SYLVIA rolls her eyes.)
SYLVIA (contd)
Dont worry, you havent got anything I havent seen a thousand times before.
(New Wing Governor HELEN STEWART enters. SYLVIA smarms.)
SYLVIA (contd)
Morning, Maam. (Holds out a file.) Hicks, Rachel. Eighteen months for
possession with intent to supply.
(RACHEL turns, holding the towel to her chest, teary faced.)
RACHEL
SYLVIA
(to RACHEL) Eh, you, you speak when youre spoken to.
HELEN
(she takes the file, sharp) Right, I think were done here.
SYLVIA
But, Maam
HELEN
HELEN (contd)
Come on, Rachel. Ill take you through for your medical. Youre on G Wing.
(HELEN leads RACHEL away.)
SCENE TWO
SHELL
Shell Dockley. Lifer. Murder. Well just a bit of torture, really. Didnt expect the
dozy twat to go and die on me. Pathetic!
BUT NO-ONE MESSES WITH MY MAN
AND GETS AWAY WITH THEIR FACE INTACT
ITS AN OBVIOUS FACT
I WAS BOUND TO REACT
THAT DOUBLE D CUP SLAPPER WAS GONNA GET WHACKED
I SHOULDNT BE HERE . . .
CRYSTAL
Crystal Gordon. Twelve months. Shoplifting. But the good book says the Lord
helps them who helps themselves.
ALL THEM SHOPS GO FLAUNTING THEIR GOODS IN YOUR FACE
ITS ASKING FOR GRIEF, MAN
IN THE CIRCUMSTANCE OF MY CASE
ITS MY BELIEF THAT
I WAS DOING IT FOR JESUS
I WAS DOING IT FOR JESUS
LIKE HE DID IN THE TEMPLE STORY
FOR THE LORD GODS GREATER GLORY
BUT INSTEAD OF CHUCKING IT DOWN OFF THE SHELF
I STUFFED IT IN MY RUCKSACK
AND KEPT IT FOR MYSELF
I SHOULDNT BE HERE . . .
DENNY
Denny Blood. Seven years. Arson. It was a rubbish kids home anyway!
I WANTED A LIFE
I WANTED A MUM
THEY SAID IF YOURE GOOD, DEN
MAYBE ONE DAY SHE MIGHT COME
SO I WAIT
AND I WAIT
AND I START TO THINK THEY MUST THINK IM REALLY DUMB
COS SHE WERENT NEVER, EVER GONNA COME
SO I POURED PETROL ALL ROUND THEIR KITCHEN FLOOR
Julie Saunders.
JULIE J
Julie Johnston.
JULIE S
Two years.
JULIE J
Two years.
JULIE S
Soliciting.
JULIE J
And thieving.
TWO JULIES
Together.
THE OLDEST PROFESSION IN THE BOOK
COMBINED
WITH A SIDELINE IN THE WALLETS THAT WE TOOK
JULIE S
TWO JULIES
JULIE S
JULIE J
DOSH IS FUNDAMENTAL
JULIE S
JULIE J
JULIE S
TWO JULIES
I SHOULDNT BE HERE . . .
NIKKI
Nikki Wade. Lifer. Cop-killer. But, hey, at least thats one less rapist in the
world.
(NIKKI screws up the letter she has been reading.)
NOBODYS HERO
SOMEBODYS FOOL
DONT GO MISTAKING ME FOR
SOMEBODY WHOLL
EVER GIVE A DAMN
FOR WHAT THEY THINK I AM
I SHOULDNT BE HERE
HERE I AM
HERE I AM
HERE I AM
AND ONE THING IS CLEAR
ONE THING IS CLEAR
WHEN I TAKE A GOOD LOOK AROUND ME
I SHOULDNT BE HERE . . .
I SHOULDNT BE HERE
I DONT WANNA BE HERE
I SHOULDNT BE HERE
THIS ISNT ME HERE
THIS IS NOT MY LIFE!
GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE!
I HAD PLANS
I HAD DREAMS
MY LIFE IS NOT THE THREE-CAR-WRECK IT SEEMS
I KNOW IT MAY NOT BE MUCH
BUT I WAS SOMEONE
SOMEONES SISTER, DAUGHTER, MOTHER
JUST A GIRL LIKE ANY OTHER
SO MAYBE IM OUT OF TOUCH
BUT STILL IM SOMEONE
AND WHEN THEY SLAM THAT DOOR EVERY NIGHT
AND IM ALONE IN MY BED
I ESCAPE WHERE ITS SAFE OUT OF SIGHT
TO THE WORLD THAT I KEEP IN MY HEAD
THATS WHERE I HIDE MYSELF
OUT OF REACH FROM THE SCREWS
TWO JULIES
NIKKI
THERES A BAR
CRYSTAL
PRISONERS
JIM
SYLVIA
(to the JULIES) You two serve out the swill. The rest of you line up at your
trough.
PRISONERS
I SHOULDNT BE HERE
THIS ISNT ME HERE
THIS IS NOT MY LIFE!
SYLVIA
Move it!
PRISONERS
JIM
Shut it!
(Music underscore continues. The women start to move into place for
breakfast. JUSTIN unlocks the main gate to let in HELEN & RACHEL. JIM alerts
SYLVIA, whos eating a chocolate bar.)
JIM (contd)
SYLVIA
Flaming Nora! Why cant she stay in her office like any normal Wing
Governor?
JIM
(with intent) One day theyll pick the right man for the job.
(They snap into uniform mode and present themselves to HELEN.)
JIM (contd)
Morning, maam.
SYLVIA
Morning, maam.
HELEN
HELEN (contd)
SYLVIA
JIM
SYLVIA
KAT
JIM
JUSTIN
Heres her file. Make an appointment with my secretary for her induction.
JIM
Dont have to take up your valuable time, maam. Just leave Rachel with me.
(With a patronising smile, he ushers RACHEL away and SYLVIA moves in to
usher HELEN out.)
SYLVIA
JIM
TWO JULIES
JIM
NIKKI
JIM
Ill find you a bed down the block if you dont shut it, Wade.
(She gives him a world-weary look as he exits to the POs office.)
SHELL
(to DENNY, re. RACHEL) Like hed be interested in that little minger.
NIKKI
CRYSTAL
I aint sitting next to this low-life. (To SYLVIA / HELEN.) Theres more doing
dealings in here than down Kings Cross.
SYLVIA
Oh skip the saint act, Gordon. I dont remember Jesus saying Blessed are the
shoplifters.
HELEN
RACHEL
(to CRYSTAL) You got me wrong. I was only done for two Es.
CRYSTAL
Es for Evil!
HELEN
SHELL
Okay. Me and Dens up for that, Miss. Give us a key and well be off.
HELEN
Im trying to treat you women with respect. Please dont make me think you
dont deserve any.
NIKKI
NUMBER ONE
HELEN
Its got a great desk, sir, but a lousy view of the prison. I prefer a more hands-on
approach.
NUMBER ONE
Indeed . . . Well, I came to inform you that your probationary period, though
not without incident, has been deemed a success. Congratulations.
HELEN
(shakes his hand) Thank you, sir. Now I can really hope to make a difference.
NUMBER ONE
Helen just remember whatever new ideas youve got in mind prison is a
place with two types of people in it: us and them.
(He exits.)
HELEN
SHELL
Dont worry, Rachel. Well help you cope without your drugs, wont we Den?
DENNY
Yeah. (To RACHEL) Cos either you give em over to Shell, or Ill smack your
head open!
(She whacks the table with a pool-ball filled sock. They laugh as RACHEL puts
her head in her hands and sobs all the more.)
NIKKI
SHELL
CRYSTAL
PRISONERS
JULIES
PRISONERS
THIS IS IT
CRYSTAL
NIKKI
PRISONERS
JIM
Right then, ladies. Slops and mops. Get ready for work.
SYLVIA
SYLVIA (contd)
NOREEN
SYLVIA
Youve been on your last flaming legs since Ive been in uniform.
NOREEN
SYLVIA
SHELL
SYLVIA
Again?
JIM
SHELL
JIM
(SHELL gives him a smug smile and sashays off. Only RACHEL remains, all
adrift. JIM picks up her bag.)
JIM (contd)
This way, Rachel. Got you a cell of your own. Nice and private.
(JIM guides her away to her cell with a paternal arm round.)
[SFX: The sound of multiple doors slamming as Rachel is lost within the system.]
SCENE THREE
RACHELS CELL. RACHEL sits on the bare mattress beside a pile of bedding and her bag of
possessions, hanging her head as JIM shuts the door behind him.
JIM
Get your bed made up, put your own things out, soon feel like home, eh?
RACHEL
JIM
Come on, love. Its not the end of the world, is it?
RACHEL
JIM
Here. Have a good blow. Take a deep breath. Then tell Uncle Jim whats the
trouble and see what he can do.
(RACHEL takes his hanky and blows.)
RACHEL
Its Maddie.
(RACHEL shows him a photo.)
RACHEL (contd)
JIM
RACHEL
JIM
Only till you get out of prison, love. Then theyll give her back to you, wont
they?
RACHEL
But what if they dont? Ill be chucked out my home by then cos the Social
stops your rent. They wont give you back your baby if you havent got a
home but Council wont re-home you unless youve got a baby.
JIM
RACHEL
No.
JIM
Well, Im going to let you in on a big secret, Rachel. Theres men like me in
every walk of life. Got the power to pull all sorts of strings for each other.
RACHEL
JIM
Not for ourselves! We use our influence to protect the weak and needy. And I
can jump you to the top of any housing list you fancy . . .
RACHEL
Really?
JIM
A place in the country, a cottage by the sea three bed semi with a little
nursery?
RACHEL
JIM
Well, youd better put a smile on that face for me, then. I can tell youre
special, Rachel. Thats why Ill be keeping a very special eye on you. And
thats a promise.
(He exits. RACHEL cheerfully kisses her baby photo.)
TANNOY
SHELL
Watcha.
(RACHEL jumps to find SHELL and DENNY there. SHELLS all smiles.)
SHELL (contd)
Thought Id come and see if theres anything you need. Being as youre not
carrying, youll be buying, right? Crack? Smack? Whatever you fancy . . .
RACHEL
SHELL
RACHEL
SHELL
Did he now? (Bastard!) Well, Ill tell you what eye that is the one on the end
of his dick.
(RACHEL turns away, repulsed. SHELL puts an arm round.)
SHELL (contd)
Look, Rachel, Im just trying to be a mate, tell you how it works in here, right?
Music No. 2: GUARDIAN ANGEL (SHELL & DENNY)
SHELL
LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT HOW I TURNED OUT
USED TO BE A SCAREDY-CAT UNTIL I LEARNED HOW
TO STAND UP FOR MESELF
COS AINT NOBODY ELSE
WHOS GONNA MAKE YOUR LIFE WORTHWHILE
LOOK AT YOU
10
DENNY
SHELL
DENNY
SHELL
DENNY
SHELL
SHELL
DENNY
SHELL
DENNY
SHELL
DENNY
EVERYTHING YOU DO
SHELL
DENNY
SHELL
11
DENNY
SHELL
SHELL
DENNY
WE DO REGULAR SUPPLYING
SHELL
HAVE A WRAP
(RACHEL pushes it away.)
DENNY
NO ONES TOUCHED IT
SHELL
DENNY
SHELL
DENNY
SHELL
DENNY
SHELL
DENNY
EVERYTHING YOU DO
SHELL
DENNY
AH-AH-AH-AH-AAAH
12
SHELL
TANNOY
SHELL
PRISON OFFICERS OFFICE / G WING LANDING / MALE STAFF TOILETS. SYLVIAS in her
armchair, feet up, with her Take a Break magazine. JIMS on paperwork.
JUSTIN
SYLVIA
JUSTIN
SYLVIA
Excuse me?
JIM
Justin better hop it down to reception. Theres a sweat box due back from
court.
JUSTIN
Why do they keep sending us prisoners? Dont they know Sylvias on her teabreak?
(He exits.)
SYLVIA
You can see who that little pups licking up to, cant you?
(RACHEL appears at the door.)
RACHEL
Mr Fenner?
(SYLVIA groans. JIM plays weary for SYLVIAS benefit.)
JIM
RACHEL
SYLVIA
RACHEL
Please, sir
(JIM heads RACHEL outside.)
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JIM
JIM (contd)
RACHEL
JIM
RACHEL
JIM
RACHEL
JIM
Well, shed better not find out you have or shell rip your tongue out.
RACHEL
JIM
Rachel I cant give you special treatment if you go round telling everyone
about it.
RACHEL
JIM
Miss Stewart? Shes been in prison for about as long as you have, love. But
fine, if youd rather trust her than me . . .
(And he makes to go. RACHEL panics.)
RACHEL
JIM
Its only me can keep you safe and help you get back your baby, Rachel. But
youve got to keep this shut. Okay? Trust me?
(RACHEL nods.)
JIM (contd)
Good girl.
(He gives her chin a little brush with his forefinger and winks at her, just as
HELEN appears.)
JIM (contd)
HELEN
(suspicious) Problem?
JIM
Ask me, that ones got victim written all over her, poor kid.
14
HELEN
JIM
HELEN
HELEN (contd)
SYLVIA
HELEN
Skiving?
(SYLVIAS affronted.)
SYLVIA
Not me, Miss Stewart! I live and breathe for this prison.
HELEN
Well living and breathing isnt quite enough, Im afraid, youve got to move
about a bit as well. So when youve caught up with your other duties, I want
you to find Nikki Wade and upgrade her cell.
(SYLVIA and JIM snort in disbelief.)
JIM / SYLVIA
What?
JIM
SYLVIA
HELEN
Her appeal came through today. Its our job to give her every encouragement
to win it.
SYLVIA
What, so she can murder another man in a fit of jealous rage? Shes lucky
were not allowed to give her a good hanging.
HELEN
Really?
JIM
Well you cant believe she stabbed a broken bottle in that coppers neck by
accident?
HELEN
SYLVIA
HELEN
15
JIM
HELEN
SYLVIA
(to JIM) No, just a homosexual murderess. Society needs protecting. We need
protecting.
HELEN
If youd rather execute prisoners, Sylvia, I suggest you apply for a job in Texas.
(She turns to go and JIM suddenly sees the future . . . )
JIM
Just a sec . . . you say youre worried about Rachel Hicks? (To SYLVIA.)
Howre we supposed to keep her safe with the likes of Wade let off the leash?
SYLVIA
HELEN
You dont know anything about any of the women in here, do you?
JIM
With all due respect, maam, us old lockhands know a bit about Jailcraft.
Bottom line is, you go soft on a hard case like Wade
SYLVIA
Well thats Good Order And Discipline dead and done for.
HELEN
Ill tell you whats dead and done for treating these women like children,
cancelling their visits, losing their letters the whole bag of dirty tricks
youve used to make their lives a misery. So stop living in the past and carry
out my orders.
(HELEN exits. SYLVIA shakes her head in despondency.)
SYLVIA
Thats it, then. End of an era, Jim. Time to bring on the chronic backache and
sign off on the sick.
JIM
Maybe not Sylv, I think shes just shot herself in the foot.
SYLVIA
Hows that?
JIM
Well, talk about high risk strategy! If Wade kicks off again, and lets face it,
that wont be hard to arrange, then Stewartll be in a right mess.
(SYLVIA sees the light.)
SYLVIA
JIM
SYLVIA
16
JIM
JAILCRAFT
WEVE GOT IT!
SYLVIA
JAILCRAFT
YOUVE GOT IT!
JAILCRAFT
THATS WHAT IT TAKES
SYLVIA
JIM
SYLVIA
JIM
SYLVIA
JIM
IRREFUTABLE
JAILCRAFT
SYLVIA
JAILCRAFT
THATS WHAT IT TAKES
JIM
Right. Get Wade back on the wing and tell Dockley to report for work.
17
SYLVIA
JIM
NUMBER ONE
So, Jim, off the record, hows the new girl Governor doing on G Wing?
JIM
NUMBER ONE
JIM
NUMBER ONE
JIM
NUMBER ONE
JIM
YEARS OF PERFECTING
A SHAKE OF THE HAND
NUMBER ONE
JIM
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JAILCRAFT
WEVE GOT IT
HARD GRAFT
BUT WEVE GOT IT
JAILCRAFT
THATS WHAT IT TAKES
WHEN YOURE SHORT-STAFFED
YOUR BACK NEARLY BREAKS
WE GET WELL SHAFTED
BUT WE STRUGGLE THROUGH
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL
YOUR EAR TO THE GROUND
BACK TO THE WALL
WHEN TROUBLES AROUND
ITS JAILCRAFT
JAILCRAFT
JAILCRAFT
THATS WHAT WE DO
ME AND YOU!
(The JULIES enter to mop the landing, as a prison officer leads NIKKI to the
wing gate. NOREEN lurks. SHELL enters in a strop.)
SHELL
PRISON OFFICER
NIKKI
SYLVIA
Governors orders.
NIKKI
To put me on enhanced?
SHELL
SYLVIA
SHELL
SYLVIA
Wait at the gate for escort to work. Wade, go pack your bags.
(SYLVIA exits to the office. And SHELL marches up to NIKKI in a fury.)
SHELL
19
NIKKI
JULIE S
Oi! Dockley
JULIE J
SHELL
NIKKI
NOREEN
Go on, Nikki, kick her in the fanny. (As SHELL kicks NIKKI.) No, not you, her.
Slap her tits.
(And all NIKKI can do to stop her is swing a punch as JUSTIN and PRISON
OFFICER arrive back at the gate to witness.)
JULIE S
JULIE J
JUSTIN
Nikki
TWO JULIES
Dockley
(SYLVIA returns.)
SYLVIA
SHELL
(to JUSTIN) You saw that, sir! She just went for me!
NIKKI
JIM
Problem?
SYLVIA
NIKKI
It was self-defence.
SYLVIA
JIM
NIKKI
No way!
JULIE S
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JULIE J
S not fair!
NOREEN
JIM
And you can stop stirring and get back to your cell. Dockley, off to work.
SYLVIA
Shows over.
(SYLVIA herds them away, SHELL smug. JIM smirks as Control and Restraint
arm and leg locks are applied to NIKKI.)
JIM
You just cant control that vicious temper, can you, Wade? Shame, cos
apparently your appeal came through today.
NIKKI
What appeal?
JIM
Too late for regrets now. Take her down the block, Mr Mattison.
NIKKI
NIKKI
JUSTIN
Miss Stewarts got you a court hearing. Theres new evidence against that
policeman.
NIKKI
Huh?
JUSTIN
NIKKI
JUSTIN
Why the hell do you make it so hard for people to help you, Nikki? Dont you
want to get out of prison?
(JUSTIN exits. NIKKI is left alone to contemplate her fate.)
Music No. 4: ONE MOMENT (NIKKI)
NIKKI
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ONE LIFE
ONE FATE
NOTHING I CAN DO
GOD KNOWS IVE WIPED MY TEARS AWAY
TOO LONG
TOO LATE
AND EVERYTHING I EVER HAD WAS BROKEN ON THAT DAY
ONE MOMENT AND LIFE IS CHANGED FOREVER
PATHS ARE CROSSED
DREAMS ARE LOST
DESTINIES COLLIDE
IN ONE MOMENT THE WORLD IS CHANGED FOREVER
THE GREAT AND GOOD DIVIDE
TRUTH WILL DECIDE
ONE CHOICE
ONE FIGHT
WHAT ELSE COULD I DO?
HOW COULD I LIVE AND LET IT BE?
TWO WRONGS
ONE RIGHT
AND EITHER WAY A PRICE TO PAY THAT ALL COMES BACK TO ME
ONE MOMENT YOU FACE THE WORLD TOGETHER
RIDING HIGH
DAYS GO BY
LOST WITHOUT A CARE
ONE LAST MOMENT OF HOLDING ON TOGETHER
AS ALL THE DREAMS YOU SHARE
MELT INTO AIR
AND LIFE PLAYS ON
BEYOND THOSE GATES
WHERE FREEDOM CALLS
AND NO ONE WAITS
THERE WHERE MY LIFE USED TO BE
THERES NOTHING BUT A FANTASY
ALL THAT I HAD LEFT OF ME
IS GONE
ALL GONE
LONG GONE
I WONT FORGET
I DONT REGRET
THERES NOTHING MORE THAT I CAN SAY
ILL PAY MY DEBT
AND LET THEM THROW MY LIFE AWAY
ONE MOMENT YOUR FUTURES GONE FOREVER
BRIDGES BURNED
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A CORNER TURNED
YOU WALK THE LINE ALONE
IN ONE MOMENT WHATS DONE IS DONE FOREVER
WHEN ALL THE BIRDS HAVE FLOWN
YOURE ON YOUR OWN
YOURE ON YOUR OWN
IM ON MY OWN
(She slumps in despair. HELEN unlocks the door and enters, holding an official
letter.)
HELEN
NIKKI
HELEN
Sorry, but Ive stuck my neck out for you. I need you to win this appeal.
NIKKI
Look, if youve got some Good Samaritan fixation, why dont you go and help
Rachel Hicks?
HELEN
Nikki this is your chance to get back together with your girlfriend. You
cant give up on her now.
NIKKI
Thats right, I cant cos shes got together with somebody else.
HELEN
Oh. Im so sorry.
NIKKI
Yeah well, dont worry, if Id known Id lose the girl, Id still have stabbed the
guy. Cant control my vicious temper, can I?
HELEN
So youre just going to play the martyr, are you? Feel sorry for yourself?
(NIKKI looks at her and can hardly fight back the tears.)
NIKKI
HELEN
Yes, I do, actually. Youre going to work, then back on the wing.
NIKKI
What?
HELEN
HELEN (contd)
Deal?
NIKKI
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SCENE SIX
G WING LANDING. JUSTIN unlocks the gate for the JULIES to mop their way back on to the landing.
JUSTIN
On you go.
JULIE S
JULIE J
JULIE S
JUSTIN
JULIE J
JUSTIN
JULIE S
JULIE J
JUSTIN
Well thats a good reason to try and change your ways, isnt it? Start afresh.
JULIE J
Do that every time we get out, innit? But were not educated like you, sir.
Only work we can gets against the bleeding law. Even when half the punters
out there are the bleeding law.
(She heads off after JULIE S, leaving JUSTIN feeling inadequate as HELEN
enters the wing, with a look of determination to JUSTIN.)
HELEN
Tell Mr Fenner Ive sent Nikki Wade back to work. Then shell be moving
cells.
(JUSTIN heads off to the POs office, gladly.)
HELEN (contd)
JULIE S
JULIE S (contd)
Yes, Miss?
(JULIE J earwigs in the background.)
HELEN
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(JULIE S panics.)
JULIE S
What about him? Hes all right, aint he, Miss? Tell me.
HELEN
Dont worry, Julie. Theres nothing wrong with him. But Social Services say
theres been a problem with the care arrangements you made for him over the
school holidays . . .
JULIE S
HELEN
Unfortunately his Auntie Sandra has also been taken into custody.
JULIE J
Oh shit.
HELEN
JULIE S
What? You mean theyre sticking my son in a house with a couple of strangers
to look after him?
HELEN
Hes too young to look after himself. Im sure your son knows how much you
love him, Julie. Ill try and get a number for you to call him.
(HELEN exits leaving both the JULIES in despair.)
JULIE S
JULIE J
You cant do that, Ju. He thinks his mums a top international travel agent.
Why you got to spend all this time away and sent him to boarding school,
innit? You cant tell him youre on the game and in the nick?
JULIE S
Why do they punish our kids? Its not their fault what their rotten mums done.
Shouldve seen this coming, Ju.
JULIE J
JULIE J (contd)
TWO JULIES
FRENCH CONNECTION
JULIE J
TWO JULIES
WRONG DIRECTION
THERES NO ESCAPING FROM THE SLIME
YOURE LIVING A LIFE OF GRIME
JULIE J
BLOODY RUBBISH
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TWO JULIES
A LIFE OF GRIME
JULIE J
TWO JULIES
INSTITUTION
JULIE S
TWO JULIES
RETRIBUTION
YOURE JUST A VICTIM DOING TIME
FOR LIVING A LIFE OF GRIME
JULIE S
TWO JULIES
JULIE J
TWO JULIES
JULIE J
JULIE S
JULIE J
JULIE S
JULIE J
JULIE S
TWO JULIES
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TWO JULIES
& PRISONERS
PRISONERS
JULIE S
TWO JULIES
TANNOY
Return from work will now commence. [SFX: Locks, bolts and bars the
sound of multiple gates and doors unlocking all round the prison.]
(The other prisoners return from work and start to queue for tea. CRYSTALS
reading her bible. JIM and SYLVIA emerge from the POs office to supervise. A
MALE NURSE enters with the drugs trolley.)
NURSE
Medication?
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TWO JULIES
NOREEN
Im on the methadone.
SYLVIA
JIM
SHELL
(to SYLVIA, re. NIKKI) Whats that snitch-bitch doing off the block?
SYLVIA
CRYSTAL
DENNY
SHELL
SYLVIA
SHELL
NIKKI
JIM
CRYSTAL
Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and Gomorrah with brimstone and fire
from the Lord out of heaven.
JULIE S
JULIE J
We had enough rained on us from old men when we was working, innit?
CRYSTAL
All you heathens is gonna get stuffed with red hot pokers come Judgement
Day. When I is chilling up in Heaven with angels bringing me milk and
honey to sip off their golden spoon.
JULIE S
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JULIE J
and bold, dressed in a long red leather coat and high-heeled boots. The
womens heads turn.)
JUSTIN
YVONNE
Hi girls. Just popped in for a quick four years. But look on the bright side, I said
to myself. Least youll get a break from bleeding men. On the other hand
(Looks at JUSTINS arse.)
YVONNE (contd)
JUSTIN
YVONNE
YVONNE (contd)
JUSTIN
YVONNE
YVONNE (contd)
JULIE S
Well what you waiting for, Shell? Gonna say hello to the new girl?
JULIE J
SHELL
What, you think Im crapping it for some knackered old mobsters missus?
(To DENNY.) Insult, innit?
DENNY
Yeah, mentalist.
SHELL
DENNY
Me?
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SHELL
DENNY
(to YVONNE) Oi! Brung any gear in on you? Cos either you give it over to
Shell or Ill smack your head open.
(She brandishes the sock. YVONNE is unimpressed.)
YVONNE
DENNY
YVONNE
Oh yeah? Woof woof. Well sorry, Fido. Its time to move you out of your
kennel.
DENNY
Listen, Grandma, you aint getting it. Shells doing life for topping the last tart
who got on her tits. You should be scared of her.
(She holds SHELLS stunned stare. Then quickly takes out a flick-knife which
causes DENNY to drop the sock with the pool balls in. YVONNE casually
manicures her nails with the knife.)
YVONNE
(to DENNY) I dont do scared. (Beat.) I think your balls are on the floor.
(All the prisoners laugh. DENNY bends to pick them up. SHELL finally covers
with a little laugh.)
SHELL
YVONNE
SYLVIA
You can wipe that smile off your face, Atkins. You might be famous on the
outside, but you wont be in here.
YVONNE
Wanna bet?
SYLVIA
YVONNE
SYLVIA
YVONNE
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SYLVIA
NOREEN
Shes a witch.
JUSTIN
YVONNE
SYLVIA
(to the women) Youre on free association until lock-up. (To JUSTIN.) Youre
on paperwork.
(She herds JUSTIN away to the POs office. YVONNE addresses the women.)
YVONNE
opens her long coat to reveal an array of inside pockets lined with miniature
bottles and cigarettes.)
JULIE S
Blimey!
JULIE J
Wow!
NIKKI
YVONNE
The screw who was supposed to search me didnt fancy a visit from my
Charlie neither.
(Whoops of delight as she tosses bottles to the crowd. They immediately start
chucking it down their necks. YVONNE tosses a bottle for DENNY to catch.)
YVONNE (contd)
Heres an invite for you two an all. If you want to have a good time.
(DENNY and SHELL are dumbfounded.)
DENNY
Eh?
YVONNE
DENNY
Shell?
(SHELL takes a sniff of the bottle and shrugs.)
SHELL
Go with the flow, innit? Only one here wants us to have a bad time is that
Bible basher.
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DENNY
Right, Crys-taaal?
(CRYSTAL chucks away her Bible and grabs a bottle.)
CRYSTAL
YVONNE
And whos little Cinderella, then? Aint you coming to the ball, darling?
RACHEL
YVONNE
You and me better stick together, eh? Here, have a swig of my special cocktail.
Soon get you in the mood.
(She offers her flask to RACHEL.)
RACHEL
Whats in it?
YVONNE
YVONNE (contd)
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YVONNE
BIG HAIR
BLING BLING
HOT AIR
MINGLING
THIS IS THE LIFE I ADORE
PRISONERS
YVONNE
& PRISONERS
PRISONERS
YVONNE
YVONNE
& PRISONERS
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DENNY
Cheers, Yvonne! I aint had such a good time since I set fire to my first foster
home.
(Prison reality snaps back in as SYLVIA reasserts her authority, JUSTIN in her
wake.)
SYLVIA
SYLVIA (contd)
JUSTIN
YVONNE
JUSTIN
Look, if you want to screw a screw youve picked the wrong one, all right?
Thats not what Im doing this job for.
YVONNE
Ooooh, didnt mean to poke you in the principles. Just let me know when
you need a career break.
(She sashays off to her cell for JUSTIN to lock her in.)
TANNOY
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SCENE SEVEN
NIKKIS CELL. Inside her cell, NIKKI is unpacking her possessions mainly books. HELEN knocks at
the half-open door and looks in.
HELEN
Hi.
NIKKI
HELEN
NIKKI
HELEN
I know its still a cell but its the best I can do.
NIKKI
Well, hopefully I wont be here too long Ive decided to really go for this
appeal.
HELEN
NIKKI
Its the least I can do after you sticking your neck out for me. Taking a hell
of a risk, arent you?
HELEN
I dont believe prisons should be about us and them, Nikki. I dont believe
most of these women should even be here. And Ive never doubted you were
telling the truth about your case. I hope you believe were on the same side now.
NIKKI
Apart from the odd set of bars and a ten foot wall . . . Seriously youve given
me the first hope Ive had in ages. Even lightened up enough to let my hair
down tonight.
(HELEN laughs.)
HELEN
NIKKI
HELEN
No.
NIKKI
NIKKI (contd)
All the women in here think youre brilliant, taking on Fenner. Well, except
for Dockley, but (shes a psycho . . .)
HELEN
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Lights out.
(And the main lights go out.)
SCENE EIGHT
G WING LANDING / URBAN STREET. The night calls start up out of the darkness unusually
merry.
JULIE S
JULIE J
Hiccups?
CRYSTAL
NIKKI
JULIE J
KAT
NOREEN
YVONNE
PRISONER
(NATALIE)
DENNY
SHELL
JUSTIN
Helen?
HELEN
Oh, hi
JUSTIN
Fancy a drink?
(Beat. HELEN catches up with herself.)
HELEN
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(And they head off. JIM and SYLVIA call after her from afar.)
JIM & SYLVIA
Goodnight, Maam!
(JIM mimes swinging his golf club after her, smirking to SYLVIA.)
JIM
SYLVIA
Well, thats me off home happy. My Bobbys doing his braised meatballs
tonight.
JIM
SYLVIA
Night, Jim.
JIM
Night, Sylv.
(Music starts. SYLVIA exits happily, swinging her keys.
JIM surveys his domain and smiles.)
Music No. 7: THE KEY (JIM)
JIM (contd)
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(JIM makes his way to SHELLS cell. SHELL, in a sexy nightie, drapes herself in
the doorway, and Jim follows her inside. MUSIC continues as lights go up on
HELEN and JUSTIN in the street outside, running from the rain.)
HELEN & JUSTIN
Taxi!
HELEN
HELEN
JUSTIN
HELEN
Why do we do it? Tonight when I locked Nikki Wade in her cell I thought
This is the shittiest job in the world. I mean, what kind of profession is it
where the occupational hazard is lockhand?
JUSTIN
Its the kind where you start your day with two prostitutes giving you the
come on, and you end it with a mobsters missus grabbing your bum.
(HELEN giggles.)
JUSTIN (contd)
Least thats one hassle you dont have to deal with getting propositioned by
the prisoners.
HELEN
JUSTIN
HELEN
JUSTIN
Taxi!
(Lights down and back up on the landing as JIM emerges from SHELLS cell,
zipping up his flies.)
SHELL
JIM
If you play your cards right, pretty soon you could be shagging the Wing
Governor.
SHELL
JIM
No. Me!
(JIM locks her in and resumes his patrol.)
JIM (contd)
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RACHEL
JIM
RACHEL
Im sorry. The darks doing my head in. I get all scared. I have to keep the
light on at home.
JIM
RACHEL
Wrote this poem for you, sir. To tell you all my feelings about you.
(JIM covers his annoyance with a smile.)
JIM
JIM (contd)
Go make yourself look nice, Ill come and tuck you into bed.
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(JIM blows her a kiss and pulls the door to but doesnt lock it.)
JIM (contd)
JIM (contd)
RACHEL
JIM
RACHEL
JIM
Thats right. Like I will every night. And this is how you say thank you, sir.
(RACHEL gasps in disbelief and backs into her cell.)
RACHEL
JIM
Sshhhh . . .
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(JIM follows, silencing her. And the door shuts tight behind them.)
(Blackout.)
SCENE NINE
Attention all ears. This is Control. Morning unlock will now commence.
(Multiple key chains jangle, keys turn in locks . . . The prisoners make their
way from their cells. SYLVIA notices that RACHEL is missing.)
SYLVIA
Wheres Hicks?
(JUSTIN is struggling to open RACHELS door. Some of the prisoners watch
him, YVONNE at the forefront.)
SYLVIA (contd)
Mr Mattison?
YVONNE
JUSTIN
JUSTIN (contd)
Mrs Hollamby
(SYLVIA joins him, tutting.)
SYLVIA
What is it?
JUSTIN
SYLVIA
Stand aside.
(She inserts her own key but cant open the door. She looks through the peephole.)
SYLVIA (contd)
SYLVIA (contd)
JUSTIN
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(By now, all the women are gathering round and exchanging uneasy
mutterings, ad lib. SYLVIA calls to JIM )
SYLVIA
Mr Fenner
(And barks at JUSTIN.)
SYLVIA (contd)
YVONNE
JIM
SYLVIA
JIM
JIM (contd)
Rachel? This is Mr Fenner. Stop being a silly girl and clear this door. Then Ill
come in and you can tell me whats your problem.
(Everyone waits for a response nothing. JIM beckons JUSTIN.)
JIM (contd)
locker behind it makes a deafening thud as it topples over and the door grinds
open, leaving JUSTIN and JIM filling the doorway to recoil in horror at what
they alone can see.)
JUSTIN
Jesus Christ
JIM
Oh shit
(Music starts. They step back and aside, unblocking the open doorway and
everyone gasps in ad libbed shock / horror except for SHELL, whose reaction
is more astonished glee.)
DENNY
SHELL
SYLVIA
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JIM
(to JUSTIN) No, you better get that lot back to their cells first. (To SYLVIA.)
Radio the medics. Ill sort this.
JUSTIN
JIM
SYLVIA
(into walkie-talkie) Hello Hotel, this is Zulu, over . . . Hotel, are you
receiving? This is Zulu calling . . . Zulu to Hotel? Hello? Anyone there? . . .
Oh hurrah. Weve got a stiff on G Wing. Need it bagged up. Over . . .
(The women are horrified by SYLVIAS attitude.)
Music No. 8: THE WAY IT IS (COMPANY)
PRISONERS
NOW WE KNOW
WHERE WE STAND
THERE IS NO
NO-MANS LAND
TRUST IS TORN
A LINE IS DRAWN
AND THATS THE WAY IT IS!
MAKE YOUR MOVE
TAKE YOUR SIDE
THERE IS NO
PLACE TO HIDE
YOURE OUT ON A LIMB
NOW SINK OR SWIM
COS THATS THE WAY IT IS!
(Ad lib back-up No way / This is shit / Poor Rachel as JUSTIN pleads
with them and SYLVIA shouts into her walkie-talkie. Its chaos as HELEN
marches on to the wing, behind the backs of SYLVIA and JUSTIN. Everyone
jumps as she demands their attention.)
HELEN
HELEN (contd)
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HELEN
Oh no . . .
SYLVIA
Mr Fenners cutting the corpse down now, if you want to take a look? (HELEN
balks. SYLVIA barks at the women.) Right, you lot Move it! Back to your
cells Now!
YVONNE
SHELL
HELEN
Listen, everybody, please . . . Now Im sure every one of you has had a terrible
shock. But you wont help anything by kicking off.
NIKKI
YVONNE
That kid was right as rain last night. Why would she suddenly go and top
herself?
(Ad lib support. JIM exits RACHELS cell, pocketing something.)
HELEN
I assure you there will be a full investigation into how and why this
happened.
NIKKI
JULIE J
JULIE S
PRISONERS
HELEN
I want every one of you to go back to your cells. Quietly and calmly.
(The NUMBER ONE enters.)
NUMBER ONE
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YVONNE
A bloody crime. And youre not gonna get away with it.
(Ad lib clamour. HELEN despairs. JIM steps in to back up HELEN.)
JIM
(to the women) Miss Stewarts given you a Governors order here. Return to
your cells now or the riot teams coming in.
(The women resist.)
HELEN
HELEN (contd)
SHELL
HELEN
YVONNE
PRISONERS
Yeah. / Go on.
YVONNE
PRISONERS
JIM
NIKKI
PRISONERS
& OFFICERS
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BRING IT ON DOWN
THATS THE WAY IT IS!
COME ON, COME ON
THATS THE WAY IT IS!
COME ON, COME ON
THATS THE WAY IT IS!
COME ON, COME ON
THATS THE WAY IT IS!
THATS THE WAY IT IS!
PRISONERS
JIM
PRISONERS
DENNY / JULIE S
SYLVIA
Move it!
PRISONERS
JULIE J / SPIKE
JIM
Last chance.
PRISONERS
HELEN
YVONNE
NUMBER ONE
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ACT TWO
A few days later . . .
SCENE ONE
HMP LARKHALL G WING / CRYSTALS CELL night. Out of the dark come the sounds of
chaotic kicking off behind locked doors angry protest and anguished wailing. CRYSTALS on her
bunk, with her guitar.
YVONNE
NOREEN
JULIE S
JULIE J
PRISONERS
(ad libs) This is bang out of order. / They never listen to us. / We got rights. /
Yeah, what about our civil liberties and that?
NIKKI
They dont give a toss about us. Nor about Rachel either.
CRYSTAL
NOREEN
SHELL
JULIE S
JULIE J
CRYSTAL
FREEDOM ROAD
LEAD ME HOME
(She falters, tearful. But silence descends.)
JULIE S
JULIE J
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CRYSTAL
FREEDOM ROAD
LEAD ME HOME
I HAVE TRAVELLED SO LONG
NOW MY JOURNEY IS THROUGH
I WILL COME HOME TO YOU
ALL MY TROUBLES ARE GONE
FREEDOM ROAD
CHORUS
FREEDOM ROAD
CRYSTAL
LEAD ME HOME
CHORUS
LEAD ME HOME
CRYSTAL
CHORUS
CRYSTAL
CHORUS
LAY ME DOWN
CRYSTAL
CRYSTAL
& CHORUS
CHORUS
CRYSTAL
CHORUS
FREEDOM ROAD
CRYSTAL
LEAD ME HOME
CHORUS
LEAD ME HOME
CRYSTAL
CHORUS
CRYSTAL
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CHORUS
NO MORE PAIN
CRYSTAL
CRYSTAL
& CHORUS
Flaming Nora how long does it take for the buck to stop these days?
JUSTIN
SYLVIA
JUSTIN
How can they blame Helen? She didnt drive Rachel Hicks to kill herself.
SYLVIA
JUSTIN
SYLVIA
Jim?
(JIMS cryptic.)
SYLVIA (contd)
JIM
Youre looking at a man who has just been given the nod.
SYLVIA
JIM
A new day dawns, Sylv. (Tic.) Just a shame you wont be part of it.
SYLVIA
JIM
SYLVIA
A girl can change her mind. A bit of good news and I think a full recovery is
very much on the cards.
JIM
Looks like well both be moving up in the world, then. Soon as Stewart moves
out.
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SYLVIA
JIM
Sacked? A senior civil servant? Dont be daft. Theyll just show her out the
side door. Long as she carries the can with her when she goes.
SYLVIA
Oh Jim I hardly dare believe it you in a suit and me by your side its a
dream come true!
JIM
No stopping us now, Sylv. Were going to show them how a prison really
should be run . . .
Music No. 10: THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT (JIM, SYLVIA & OFFICERS)
JIM (contd)
OFFICERS
JIM
OFFICERS
SYLVIA
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JIM
COME IN
PULL A SEAT UP
PUT YOUR FEET UP
THIS IS HOW ITS GONNA BE
THE WITCH IS GONE
AND FROM NOW ON
THE MAN OF THE MOMENT IS ME
NOW ITS CREAM CAKES WITHOUT WARNING
SYLVIA
OFFICERS &
JIM & SYLVIA
OFFICERS
OFFICERS &
JIM & SYLVIA
OFFICERS
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JIM
OFFICERS
JIM
HERE I STAND
WITH ALL THE WORLD AT MY FEET
JUST LIKE I ALWAYS PLANNED
VICTORY IS SWEET
OFFICERS
JIM
OFFICERS
UNMISTAKABLE
JIM
VICTORIOUS
OFFICERS
STILL UNBREAKABLE
P - O - A!
(The union banner of the Prison Officers Association unfurls and all salute.)
Music No. 10a: THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT PLAYOFF (INSTRUMENTAL)
SCENE THREE
HELENS OFFICE. HELEN is at her desk studying the incident report. The NUMBER ONE enters.
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NUMBER ONE
Miss Stewart?
(HELEN looks up. He gives her a patronising smile.)
NUMBER ONE
(contd)
I know how you must be feeling, but let me assure you one tragic mistake
need not be the end of a promising career. Providing youre prepared to cooperate.
HELEN
NUMBER ONE
Helen
HELEN
Oh well obviously, if the Government wanted us to tell the truth about what
happens in prisons, why would it insist we all sign the Official Secrets Act?
(The NUMBER ONES mobile rings.)
NUMBER ONE
(into phone) Yes? Almost Certainly, your Ladyship. Ill be there. Goodbye.
(Ends call. To HELEN.) The important thing is knowing when to move on.
HELEN
NUMBER ONE
Had you followed Mr Fenners advice about Wade, she might still be alive.
HELEN
NUMBER ONE
HELEN
NUMBER ONE
Helen, you made the mistake of becoming involved with a dangerous and
manipulative inmate. The case is closed, whether you like it or not.
HELEN
NUMBER ONE
Your only option is where you go from here. But face it, Helen. You are going.
HELEN
NUMBER ONE
Dont be ridiculous.
HELEN
Im not leaving those women with Fenner. Im going to fight this all the way.
NUMBER ONE
HELEN
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NUMBER ONE
YVONNE
JULIE S
JULIE J
Top ourselves.
NIKKI
PRISONERS
Yeah!
(JIM and SYLVIA enter and the women confront them.)
CRYSTAL
NIKKI
PRISONERS
Stop pissing us about! / Bastards! / Been on holiday, have ya? / What about us?
/ What about Rachel? (etc . ad lib protests)
(JIM quells the tumult.)
JIM
YVONNE
JIM
Theres been a tragic set of circumstances on this Wing which should never
have been allowed to happen. And, rest assured, Miss Stewart will be taking
full responsibility. So no more bending the rules from now on its back to
basics. Meaning you lot better start behaving like good girls, got it?
NIKKI
Total bollocks!
(The women are outraged, except for smug SHELL and DENNY.)
PRISONERS
SYLVIA
Johnston, Saunders serve out the slop. The rest of you form an orderly
queue. Move it!
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(Nobody moves. The JULIES exchange looks in the servery then they rip off
their aprons and sling them on the floor.)
TWO JULIES
Shove it!
JULIE S
JULIE J
On strike.
SYLVIA
Youre what?
TWO JULIES
You heard.
JULIE S
TWO JULIES
Serve it yourself!
(The other women cheer, except for SHELL and DENNY.)
PRISONERS
JULIE S
JULIE J
SYLVIA
Well youve lost your marbles if you think thats going to happen.
(SYLVIAS walkie talkie goes off.)
SYLVIA (contd)
JIM
SHELL
Yes, sir!
DENNY
Wicked, man!
(The JULIES are taken aback and the other women are aghast.)
TWO JULIES
Eh?
JIM
Its you thats lost your jobs. And your visiting rights. (To the women.) Now
all of you get the message and get on with it.
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(He leaves them to mutter amongst themselves as SHELL and DENNY take over
the servery. SYLVIA excitedly returns from her walkie talkie conversation).
SYLVIA
JIM
SYLVIA
Open the gate for your new Wing Governor, Justin. And look happy about it
or you might find yourself just out.
(JIM smirks.)
JIM
SYLVIA
SHELL
Grubs up.
(NOREEN approaches the counter with a tray.)
NOREEN
JULIE S
JULIE J
NIKKI
CRYSTAL
KAT
YVONNE
SHELL
DENNY
SHELL
So, seeing as how weve got something you want, I think we need treating
with a bit of respect.
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DENNY
SHELL
(to the other women) And if we dont get it, you lot dont get nothing.
DENNY
Geddit?
YVONNE
(to DENNY) You lost the plot or something? Dont you care what happened to
Rachel?
DENNY
SHELL
DENNY
Piss off.
(This is top dog stakes, and YVONNES not bending the knee.)
YVONNE
Right, Ladies. Clear the decks. Were all done here. (To JUSTIN.) Tell Fenner
were all going on strike. Hunger strike.
PRISONERS
NOREEN
Eh?
(But NOREENS swept out as the women exit the servery. SHELLS triumphant.)
SHELL
JUSTIN
NIKKI
JUSTIN
This isnt going to help anything . . . (Firm.) Look, just wait by the gate.
(He hails the JULIES.)
JUSTIN (contd)
Julie (They both turn which one?) Miss Stewart asked me to give you this.
(He hands JULIE S a note.)
JUSTIN (contd)
Its the number of the foster home where your son is.
JULIE S
JUSTIN
(for NIKKIS ears, too) Shes not giving up on any of you women.
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JULIE S
JUSTIN
JUSTIN (contd)
NIKKI
JULIE S
JULIE J
Say youre overseas. And the lines bad. Tell him youll sort everything out
when youre back in the country. Honest, Ju, lyings best.
(JULIE J gives her a squeeze and goes. JULIE S picks up the phone and dials.)
JULIE S
(into phone) David? Its your mum . . . Watcha, mate. Gotta be quick cos its
long distance . . . Yeah, Im abroad . . . What? . . . er . . . Taiwan . . . I dont
know, Japan innit? We just fly in and go straight to the hotel and that never
know where we are half the time . . . Yeah, it is a good line, aint it?
Music No. 11: SORRY (JULIE S)
JULIE S (contd)
58
HMP LARKHALL MALE STAFF TOILETS. The NUMBER ONE is at the urinals with Jim,
updating him on the concerning turn of events.
NUMBER ONE
We have a problem, Jim. Helen Stewart is refusing to fall on her sword. She
wants to go to tribunal.
JIM
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NUMBER ONE
JIM
But thatd drag out the aggro for months. Cost the taxpayer a fortune. Not to
mention the damage she could do to this prisons good reputation.
NUMBER ONE
I think you should know its your reputation shes gunning for, Jim. Ive got to
go and assuage the Board of Governors.
(He sprays breath freshener in his mouth and makes to leave. JIMS rattled.)
JIM
Just proves what I told you, sir how shes got too close to the cons and let
herself be influenced.
NUMBER ONE
JIM
Shit . . .
(SYLVIA sneaks in.)
SYLVIA
Jim
JIM
Sylvia!
SYLVIA
JIM
SYLVIA
Whats that?
JIM
SYLVIA
JIM
SYLVIA
JIM
Such as a load of Class A turning up on the Wing, for instance? Due to her
stopping our routine searches?
SYLVIA
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SCENE SIX
HELENS OFFICE. HELENS at her desk, stewing over paperwork in the red file. JUSTIN enters.
JUSTIN
HELEN
NIKKI
HELEN
I wish youd shut up and stop giving Fenner another excuse to send you down.
NIKKI
I dont need to give him one, do I? Hes a rapist whatever he wants he takes.
HELEN
And all youve bloody well done is play into his hands, Nikki.
NIKKI
Me? Youre the naive do-gooder who thinks she can turn this place into a girl
guide camp.
HELEN
I stupidly thought if I gave you another chance, at least youd have the sense to
stay out of trouble. But no, you go and kick off a full-scale riot.
NIKKI
I had no choice. Rachel Hicks died! Has anyone asked Fenner what he was
doing that night?
HELEN
No. Everybodys asking me what I was doing bringing you back on to the
wing. And I cant answer them, can I?
NIKKI
Well you cant let Fenner win. Nobodyll be safe in here if he gets your job.
HELEN
HELEN (contd)
I failed. I shouldve talked to Rachel sooner. I just didnt think for one minute
shed go and kill herself . . .
(NIKKIS pulled up.)
NIKKI
Hey, look.
(NIKKI moves closer.)
NIKKI (contd)
Were on the same side, remember? Well fight together. Dont beat yourself
up. Helen please . . .
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(NIKKI touches HELENS teary face and HELENS that close to falling into her
arms. Then JUSTIN is suddenly at the door and they spring apart as he looks
in.)
JUSTIN
NIKKI
HELEN
Take Nikki back to her cell, please. Im going home to work on my case.
JUSTIN
HELEN
NIKKI
HELEN
Goodnight, Nikki.
(HELEN exits, leaving NIKKI bristling with extra resentment.)
JUSTIN
NIKKI
YVONNE
JULIE S
JULIE J
SPIKE
NOREEN
Were all going to starve to death cos of you Two Julies kicking off.
KAT
JULIE S
JULIE J
SHELL
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SCENE SEVEN
HELENS FLAT / NIKKIS CELL night. HELEN and NIKKI are in their separate spaces, both equally
HELEN
BOTH
NIKKI
HELEN
BOTH
ALL MY DEFENCES
LIE HERE BROKEN IN TWO
I TRY TO WAKE UP AND COME TO MY SENSES
BUT THERES NO WAY THROUGH
WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
EVERY DAY I SEE HER
DARING MY HEART TO CROSS THAT LINE
IGNORE EVERY DANGER SIGN
AND FALL
HOPELESSLY LOST
TO RISK IT ALL
WHATEVER THE COST
BUT INSIDE I KNOW
I AM ONLY FALLING APART
HELEN
NIKKI
HELEN
NIKKI
63
HELEN
NIKKI
BURNING DEEP
BOTH
IN MY HEART
BUT THIS IS CRAZY
WHAT AM I THINKING?
IM LOSING MY WAY IN THE DARK
HELEN
NIKKI
HELEN
NIKKI
HELEN
NIKKI
HELEN
NIKKI
HELEN
BOTH
JUSTIN
Hi.
HELEN
Hi.
JUSTIN
HELEN
HELEN (contd)
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(JUSTIN gives a gawky thumbs up in response then picks up the red folder and sits
on the sofa.)
JUSTIN
Hows it reading?
HELEN
I can fight till I drop, Justin, but Im never going to win without a scrap of
evidence.
JUSTIN
I cant believe Rachel didnt leave a note. Kicking myself I let Fenner go into
her cell on his own. I swear the women are right about him.
(She hands him a filled glass and raises her own.)
HELEN
JUSTIN
HELEN
Maybe theyre right I dont deserve this job. Get too emotionally involved.
JUSTIN
JUSTIN (contd)
HELEN
Justin, dont
JUSTIN
HELEN
JUSTIN
HELEN
JUSTIN
HELEN
JUSTIN
HELEN
65
JUSTIN
HELEN
Unlock will now commence. [SFX: Locks, bolts and bars echoing sounds
of multiple keys in locks as another day begins.]
(Lights up on the landing. The hungry women are slumped at the empty
tables. Justins on duty at the gate, lost in his own troubled thoughts. SHELL
and DENNY are stuffing their faces at the servery as they tidy up. SYLVIA
patrols, a spring in her step and a smirk on her face.)
SYLVIA
CRYSTAL
NOREEN
SYLVIA
SHELL
Time and motion, innit Den? Less serving out, less clearing up.
(She cackles as she exits with a tray of food. And YVONNE gets to her feet.)
YVONNE
YVONNE (contd)
Youre making a big mistake, Denny. Running around with that screws slag.
DENNY
Yeah? Well a tray of sausages to meself says you dont know shit, innit?
YVONNE
DENNY
Itll be you lots screwed when Fenners boss. Me and Shells gonna get special
everything then.
66
YVONNE
Listen to me, Denny. I know youve had a tough life childrens homes and
that. No wonder you want to be special to somebody. But what youre really
looking for is a mum, yeah?
DENNY
YVONNE
DENNY
YVONNE
Cos maybe I need a second chance an all. For being a lousy mum to my own
kids. But I cant make it up to them cos ones dead and the others doing life
for murder. So what do you reckon?
DENNY
YVONNE
Oh do yourself a favour, love. Do Dockley one too. Cos if she thinks shes
anything special to Fenner? You know what that bastards about. Hell bin her
off like a shot. And where will you be then, Den?
DENNY
YVONNE
NIKKI
JULIE S
JULIE J
Stuffed.
YVONNE
YVONNE (contd)
(to the JULIES) You know, I can do without food. I can even do without booze.
But I cant do without . . .
JULIE S
Dont go there.
JULIE J
I dont
JULIE S
Nor me.
JULIE J
No way.
JULIE S
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TWO JULIES
Not us.
YVONNE
JULIE S
JULIE J
YVONNE
Yeah. But lets face it, aint nothing like death to whet your appetite for life.
(They give up pretending.)
Music No. 13: ALL BANGED UP (YVONNE & THE TWO JULIES)
YVONNE
& JULIES
YVONNE
JULIE S
JULIE J
YVONNE
& JULIES
YVONNE
& JULIES (contd)
BANG BANG!
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
68
JULIES
ITS JUST
YVONNE
ITS JUST
JULIES
A LITTLE THRUST
YVONNE
A LITTLE THRUST
YVONNE
& JULIES
JULIES
YOURE A SCREW
YVONNE
YOURE A SCREW
JULIES
WE CAN TRUST
YVONNE
WE CAN TRUST
YVONNE
& JULIES
JUSTIN
YVONNE
& JULIES
69
NIKKI
JUSTIN
For gods sake shes risking everything for you women. And if you want to
help her beat Fenner youd better act before its too late.
NIKKI
Look, she doesnt give a toss what I could do for her, darling.
(Shes about to move away JUSTIN grabs her and blurts.)
JUSTIN
Yeah? Well I wish you were right about that. But she cant tell you what she
feels about you, can she?
(Pregnant pause.)
NIKKI
JUSTIN
The point is youll never find out if we dont put a stop to Fenner. And hes
going to use every dirty trick in the book now.
(SYLVIA exits the office and hails JUSTIN.)
SYLVIA
Mr Mattison weve had a tip-off theres a large stash of illegal drugs on the
Wing.
NOREEN
(excitedly) Where?
SYLVIA
JUSTIN
NIKKI
Okay.
SYLVIA
(to JUSTIN) This way. (She marches towards the servery.) Dockley, Blood
stand aside.
SHELL
Eh?
70
SYLVIA
SHELL
SYLVIA
Then we wont find any, will we? But if we do, well obviously know whose
they are.
(CRYSTALS self-righteous.)
CRYSTAL
SYLVIA
Whats in here?
SHELL
SYLVIA
And since when did sugar come individually wrapped by the gram? Looks like
cocaine to us, Dockley.
NOREEN
SYLVIA
SHELL
Well someones lying if they told you its mine. And it aint hers, neither, is it
Den?
DENNY
SHELL
No you never!
DENNY
Eh?
SYLVIA
Take Dockley down the block, Mr Mattison. Ill take this off to the lab and
report to Mr Fenner.
CRYSTAL
Hallelujah!
SYLVIA
CRYSTAL
Eh?
(SYLVIA exits with the sugar jar, leaving SHELL reeling and the other women
protesting. NIKKI takes YVONNE and the JULIES aside for an urgent word.)
PRISONERS
Cant bang us up? / Whatve we done? / Its Dockleys brung drugs in. / Do
her! / Aint our bleeding fault.
SHELL
They aint my drugs in that jar! I been framed, innit? Somebodys frigging fit me up.
71
NIKKI
SHELL
Eh?
NIKKI
SHELL
JUSTIN
Nikkis not your enemy, Dockley. And Im not taking my orders from
Bodybag.
YVONNE
& JULIES
Whoooh!
NOREEN
NIKKI
SHELL
You what?
YVONNE
Who is it wants to shaft Miss Stewart so he can get her job? (To SHELL.) And
the pick of any new girl he fancies?
PRISONERS
Fenner!
JUSTIN
Who else?
YVONNE
DENNY
SHELL
NOREEN
SHELL
JULIE S
JULIE J
As in yesterdays, right?
(Music intro.)
Music No. 14: THE BADDEST AND THE BEST
(NIKKI, DENNY, JUSTIN & PRISONERS)
NIKKI
72
PRISONERS
Yeah, get real, Shell. / Dont be thick. / Its obvious innit. / Like I told you. etc.
DENNY
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN
YVONNE
JUSTIN
YVONNE
TWO JULIES
NIKKI
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN
NIKKI
PRISONERS
NIKKI
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN
NIKKI
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN
NIKKI
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN
SHELL
73
NIKKI
YVONNE
DENNY
Go on, Shell . . .
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN
THE BADDEST
THE BADDEST
THE BADDEST AND THE BEST
(SHELL considers for a moment.)
SHELL
SHELL (contd)
NIKKI
YVONNE
(into phone) Charlie, its me. Do us a favour, darling? I need a state of the art
wireless minicam and receiver unit, some extra-long-length line-out cable, a
couple of male and female adaptors to link it up to the main security system,
and like yesterday, yeah?
(A parcel flies over the prison wall, to be caught by JUSTIN who unwraps it.
Its the minicam, as requested. JUSTIN gives the camera to KAT.)
YVONNE (contd)
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN
YVONNE
YVONNE (contd)
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN
YVONNE
74
(YVONNE enjoys a cigarette while the others do their bit: CRYSTAL and
NOREEN break into the filing cabinet in the P.O.s Office, using a hairpin from
CRYSTALS headwrap and NOREENS lock-picking skills to steal the keys to the
security monitor room.)
CRYSTAL
TWO JULIES
Meanwhile, KAT is experimenting with the now live camera and the shots she
gets are seen on the bank of monitors that JUSTIN and NIKKI have been
working on. Extreme close-ups in true rock n roll video fashion form the
backdrop to the rest of the song as KAT experiments with the camera.)
JUSTIN
DENNY
SHELL
DENNY
SHELL
DENNY
SHELL
DENNY
IN THE MOOD
SHELL
DENNY
SHELL
75
DENNY
SHELL & DENNY
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN
ALL
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN
ALL
SHELL
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN
NIKKI
(to YVONNE) Your camera may be state of the art, but you cant say the same
about that wiring.
JUSTIN
SHELL
You bet.
DENNY
SHELL
YVONNE
JUSTIN
76
SCENE NINE
SEG BLOCK CELL. JUSTIN is putting the camera up on the seg block wall.
JUSTIN
SHELL
JUSTIN
Hed better be. When I flick that switch to over-ride I dont want the Number
One looking at a blank screen.
SHELL
JIM
Shell?
SHELL
Jim!
JIM
Yee-ha!
SHELL
Been doing my nut waiting for you. Bodybags set me up on this drugs rap.
(JIM shoves the piss pot at her.)
JIM
SHELL
JIM
Look, Im trying to get rid of Stewart for being soft on drugs. But if you dont
trust me, love well, thats the end of it.
(He makes to go and she leaps after him.)
SHELL
No Jim wait.
JIM
Too late.
SHELL
JIM
Better make me believe I can still get what I want from you, then.
(Music intro starts up.)
SHELL
77
JIM
SHELL
JIM
SHELL
JIM
BUT LETS NOT FORGET, LOVE, THAT A MAN NEEDS HIS SPACE
TO COME AND GO AS HE MAY PLEASE
SHELL
BOTH
SHELL
ILL BE YOUR
BOTH
78
YOU AND ME
WE GOT SOMETHING NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
(As JIM melts under her spell, SHELL removes the key chain and handcuffs
from his belt, under the guise of sex play. Meanwhile JUSTIN leads SYLVIA,
HELEN and the NUMBER ONE into the security room.)
FIRST LADY OF THE NIGHT
TURN ALL THE LIGHTS DOWN LOW
WERE IN FOR AN ALL NIGHT SHOW
JUST GIVE IN TO TEMPTATION
COS IN THIS SITUATION
YOU KNOW WEVE ALWAYS BEEN SO RIGHT
YOURE MY / IM YOUR
FIRST LADY
JIM
MY FIRST
SHELL
AND ONLY
BOTH
Jim
Ah-ah-ah-ah . . .
(Music [No. 15a] continues under the following.)
NUMBER ONE
SHELL
NUMBER ONE
(over tannoy) Security to the seg block now! Detain Principal Officer
Fenner. And call the police!
(Then all the screens suddenly fill up with a flaming flash which sizzles along
the circuitry and the whole scene goes black.)
SHELL
(to JIM) Ooops! Looks like the electrics just went on the blink.
(She flicks on her lighter. JIM panics.)
79
JIM
SHELL
The what?
JIM
Give me the bloody key, you stupid bitch. Ive gotta get out of here.
(SHELL takes stock. This is an interesting situation.)
SHELL
Well that aint a very nice way to talk to your special lady.
JIM
Please, Shell.
SHELL
I dunno. These old electrics, they was an accident waiting to happen, innit?
Shell flicks her lighter and considers for a moment . . .
JIM
What . . .?
(She holds the lighter to the mattress and proceeds to set fire to it.)
JIM (contd)
SHELL
JIM
SHELL
JIM
SHELL
JIM
SHELL
Help! Fire!
(And she leaps out of the cell as it bursts into flames.)
JIM
Aaargh!!!
Music No. 15a: THE BADDEST AND THE BEST REPRISE
(SHELL & CHORUS chorus remains unseen throughout)
(SHELL sings against a wall of fire.)
80
Couldve killed us all! / What if the whole place had gone up? / We could all
get done for it, now. (etc.)
SHELL
SHELL (contd)
Bothered? Ere Den, youdve loved it. Fenner was screaming and crapping
himself. Idve pissed meself laughing, but I didnt wanna put the fire out!
DENNY
Youre sick, man. You shouldnt have done it. It wasnt part of the plan.
(SHELL is gob-smacked.)
SHELL
YVONNE
SYLVIA
NUMBER ONE
NUMBER ONE
(contd)
I have here the report resulting from the official inquiry into events subsequent
to the previous and I can only say I wish that your concerns about Mr
Fenner had been brought to my attention earlier.
(The women hiss and jeer.)
NIKKI
81
CRYSTAL
NOREEN
NUMBER ONE
Silence!
(The women hold fire.)
NUMBER ONE
(contd)
(to ALL) I assure you, Mr Fenner will be brought to Justice as soon as hes fit
to be discharged from hospital.
NOREEN
NUMBER ONE
Michelle Dockley the report commends your bravery under duress, for
which you will be granted all due consideration by the parole board. And
now, I entrust you all to the good governance of Miss Stewart.
(The NUMBER ONE goes to leave as SYLVIA hurries after him and they both
exit.)
SYLVIA
Oh, sir. I need to talk to you about my back. I really dont know if Im up to
these double shifts . . .
(SHELL crows.)
YVONNE
DENNY
NOREEN
DENNY
YVONNE
You aint never had a lot of things, love. But Im gonna sort that. If youll let
me. (She looks at her watch) Just right about . . .
ALL
YVONNE
KAT
Fireworks!
(Oohs and aahs from the women.)
YVONNE
HELEN
82
JUSTIN
JULIE S
JULIE J
We will, sir!
(JUSTIN ushers the women outside.)
JUSTIN
HELEN
HELEN (contd)
So, you could be out next week, now Fenners not around to screw up your
appeal. Theres nothing stopping you. Right?
NIKKI
HELEN
NIKKI
HELEN
HELEN (contd)
NIKKI
IM GONNA BE THERE
THATS A PROMISE I WONT BREAK
HELEN
IM GONNA BE THERE
WATCHING OVER EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE
NIKKI
THIS IS MY LIFE
IM LIVING IT
HELEN
83
SCENE ELEVEN
EXERCISE YARD EVENING. The other women are cheering the fireworks, as NIKKI joins them.
And now shes feeling the odd one out. The JULIES bring her into the group.
JULIE J
JULIE S
TWO JULIES
NIKKI
Yeah . . .
NIKKI (contd)
YVONNE
NIKKI
PRISONERS
IM GONNA BE THERE
NIKKI
PRISONERS
IM GONNA BE THERE
NIKKI
ALL
THIS IS MY LIFE
IM LIVING IT
THIS IS MY LIFE
IM GIVING IT
EVERYTHING I CAN
TO MAKE IT GOOD
I HAVE PLANS AND I HAVE DREAMS
THOUGH MAYBE SOME OF THEM ARE JUST CRAZY SCHEMES
BUT STILL I
WANNA TRY
TO BE SOMEONE
JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE AND IM GONNA TAKE IT
TO ESCAPE FROM THE CYCLE AND BREAK IT
84
ON A BEACH
JULIE J
TWO JULIES
NIKKI
THERES A BAR
YVONNE
THERES A BAR
CRYSTAL
& YVONNE
ALL
Eh? Whats going on? / Bloody Hell! / I dont believe it! / Magic! (etc.)
YVONNE
Sorry, girls. Looks like my cabs arrived. Oi, Den fancy a ride?
DENNY
Wicked, man!
(YVONNE leads DENNY over to the ladder and they both grab hold.)
YVONNE
(to NIKKI) Say sorry to Miss Stewart for me, Id love to stay and help but Im a
bit old for all that bollocks. Im doing my time in Spain.
(SHELL tries to remonstrate with DENNY.)
SHELL
85
YVONNE
86
BAD GIRLS
THE MUSICAL
Book by
MAUREEN CHADWICK
& ANN MCMANUS
Music and Lyrics by
KATH GOTTS
Originally directed by Maggie Norris
Orchestrations by Martin Koch
VOCAL BOOK
December 2008
MUSICAL NUMBERS
ACT ONE
SCENE TWO
1.
SCENE THREE
2.
SCENE FOUR
3.
SCENE FIVE
4.
SCENE SIX
5.
6.
SCENE EIGHT
7.
SCENE NINE
8.
8a.
ACT TWO
SCENE ONE
9.
SCENE TWO
10.
10a.
SCENE FOUR
11.
11a.
SCENE SEVEN
12.
SCENE EIGHT
13.
14.
The Baddest And The Best (Nikki, Denny, Justin, Prisoners) .... 73
14a.
SCENE NINE
15.
15a.
16a.
17.
18.
BAD GIRLS
ACT I
1. I Shouldn't Be Here
(Prisoners)
Shell: Shell Dockley
Lifer . . .
q = 105
Kbd. 2
Murder . . .
Well, just a bit of torture, really . . .Didn't expect the dozy twat
to go and die on me! . . .
Shell
Pathetic!
mf
But
face
dou - ble
It's an
15
cup
my
gon - na get
q = 128
whacked!
That
mp
their
should- n't
12 months . . .
here.
Crystal
mf
man,
Was
19
with
ob - vi - ous fact,
slap - per,
mess - es
be
no - one
in - tact.
12
22
face,
go
flaunt
in
your
In the
circ
um - stance
of
my
26
case,
do- ing
33
36
it
do - ing
it
my
for
It's
29
Je
in
the
glo -
44
stuffed it
48
mp
52
Arson...
ry,
in
my
But in - stead of
ruck- - sack
should - n't
that
life,
ry,
here.
want - ed
God's
kept
it
mum,
for my - self,
q = 100
Denny: Denny Blood . . 7 years . .
Denny
be
was
55
sto
was
And
sus.
ple
great - er
39
lief
Je
tem
for
did
sus,
he
be-
q = 184
f
Like
want - ed
They
said
if
you're
3
57
good,
Den,
May - be
one
59
day
wait,
61
start
to
63
ne -
ver,
she
And
wait,
- ver
69
now,
73
no
come,
Threw in - a match
Julie J:
Julie Johnston
Julie S:
2 years...
So
she
weren't
poured
And
a - ny - more.
Julie J:
2 years...
Julie S:
Soliciting...
Julie J:
And thieving....
Fl / Cl / Tpt
Julie S.
Both:
Together!
mf
The
And
one
'Cos
floor,
gon - na
dumb,
So
real - ly
come,
65 Colla voce q = 92
pet - rol
might
I'm
Julie J.mf
The
77
in
the
the
book,
book,
Com bined
Com - bined
with a
side - line
we
with a
side - line
we
4
80
all
fees and
took,
have to
plan a - head
now
to
plan a - head
86
now
for
ev - 'ry
89
it
to
q = 140
pa - ren - tal,
son,
should- n't
"Cop killer" . .
be
here,
be
here,
should - n't
Nikki
my
Nikki:
Nikki Wade. Lifer . . .
choi - ces
owed
I thought
92
98
But
For
ev - 'ry
is
for
Dosh
You
You
83
have
mp
103
Don't
go
me
106
ev - er
110
am,
113
be
be
here,
don't
All Prisoners
Here I
wan - na
take
take
a
3
a
3
take
am,
good look
good look
good look
am,
a - round
a - round
a - round
me,
me,
clear,
should - n't
clear,
be
When I
When I
me,
When I
Here I
3
Here I
am,
am,
am,___
Here
121
But here
here,
a damn,
I should - n't
117
give
for,
here!
should - n't
be
should - n't
be
here!
here!
6
125
I should -n't
128
be
here,
be
I should- n't
here,
don't wan - na
be
here,
not
my
135
not
my
life,
had
dreams,
here,
be
here,
my
is - n't
here,
me
This
is - n't
here,
me
here,
mp
life!
had plans,
mp
Give me
back
my
life!
had plans,
Give me
back
my
life!
had plans,
mp
is
My life
here,
Give me back
me
My life
be
is - n't
I should - n't
be
This
life,
had dreams,
here,
be
I should - n't
life,
ff
This is
I don't wan - na
This
ff
This is
I should -n't
my
be
here,
not
be
ff
This is
here,
don't wan - na
131
I should -n't
is
not
the three
car
wreck
not
the three
car
wreck
it
seems,
it
seems,
139
(unis.)
know
know
it
may
it
may
142
not
be
much,
Some one's
mf
And
I'm
out of
a - lone
a - lone
in
in
I'm
out of
when they
was
some
Just a
my
my
when they
touch,
touch,
like
But
But
girl
still I'm
still I'm
a - ny
like
a - ny
some
one,
some
one,
door
that
door
slam
bed,
ev - ery
that
bed,
girl
one,
one,
slam
mf
And
I'm
some
moth- er,
So may - be
I'm
was
Just a
So may - be
But
But
And
much,
moth- er,
150
And
be
oth - er,
oth - er,
153
not
Some one's
146
ev - ery
es - cape
night,
night,
where it's
safe
es - cape
where it's
safe
156
out
of
out
159
sight,
of
the
To
hide
the
On
Julie J.
bar
where I'm
fo - reign
my
in
head,
Out
kids
of
reach
of
from
mf
head,
Out
my
reach
from
the
the
from our shoes,
Nikki
There's a bar,
Shell/Denny
All
booze,
keep
168
my - self,
Crystal
There's a
that
With our
in
screws,
165
keep
my - self,
hide
beach,
world
Julie S.
screws,
that
mf
world
That's where
162
To
sight,
That's where
All
blues,
can
go
where
can
go
where
ed
cresc.
cresc
chose,
chose,
on cheap
H
171
f
f
175
I've
got
I've
got
no - thing
no - thing
to
lose.
to
I should -n't
be
I should -n't
179
This is
This is
This is
not
my
life,
not
not
my
my
life,
life,
Sylvia:
You two - serve out the swill.
I should -n't
Jim:
Right, you lot. Breakfast. Move it!
lose.
This
be
be
Give me
Give me
Give me
here,
is - n't
me
here,
here,
This
here,
This
is - n't
me
is - n't
here,
me
here,
back
back
back
my
my
my
life.
life.
life.
10
q = 127
Kbd
Kbd
Cue:
Fresh meat? Better than leftovers.
[Vamp]
13
Kbd
33
40
37
Exit Cue:
11
Helen
May - be
be
this
14
if
23
my
own
did - n't
think
way
that
Prisoners
could,
be
Two Julies
Wel - come
to life
here
old
in - side,
won't
real
let
ly
do
a - ny - one
Exit Cue:
Leave the kid alone!
Why? Fancy her yourself?
[Vamp]
Kbd
shit,
would - n't
here,
to
good,
chance
some
do
should - n't
mf
could
I have
Shell: Don't worry, Rachel. We'll help you cope without your drugs, won't we Den?
Same
26
think
Now
say,
to
here,
fool
11
18
But
I'm
Twen - ty - four
Prisoners
This
is
se - ven,
it,
Crystal
And
it
sure
12
29
is - n't
Al - though it
35
help
39
year?
year?
43
here,
47
be
be
ing
died,
a - noth - er
a - noth - er
un -
un -
A - noth - er
A - noth - er
We should - n't be
here,
week,
them to
week,
them to
here,
here!
We should - n't be
here!
I've
Don't ex - pect
day
like
Don't ex - pect
day
We should - n't be
feels
hand,
What's a - noth - er
hand,
ing
here,
What's a - noth - er
der - stand,
help
der - stand,
hea - ven,
Prisoners
32
Nikki
here,
We should - n't be
here,
We should - n't
We should - n't
13
2. Guardian Angel
Warning:
Watcha . . .
Cue:
Look, Rachel, I'm just trying to be a mate,
tell you how it works in here, right?
q = 140
Shell
Look
Used to
Ain't
11
be
suit
21
you,
The
make
it,
And
er
in
the
show
ers,
how,
your
life
it,
at
how
turned
to
stand up
for
worth - while.
me - self,
Shell
Shell
a pret - ty
out,
Eve - ry - thing
a screw, Ain't
Such
take
learned
to
Look
grass - ing
me,
make
girl can't
at
ne - ver
17
un - til
no - bod - y
Look at
cat
Denny
14
scare - dy
Shell
Ev - 'ry lezz - er
on the wing
do
un - less you
I would - n't
ling -
14
25
Denny
28
nights
32
go,
You'll
be
scar - y,
need
40
know
that
got
you,
A - ny time
you look
be - hind
I'll
know
the
you
I'll
be
Guar - di - an
An -
gel,
look
do,
be watch - ing
you,
Don't
47
Most nights
And
Like
the
Denny
friends,
We'll
43
Shell
and
That's when
you've
ver
Shell
quite hair - y,
long
some
are
ends,
watch - ing
And
The days
ne - ver
to
hours
Denny
Both
there for
scream - ing
36
in
stuck
are
Shell
you,
al
ways
find
you,
now,
Ev - 'ry - thing
you
do,
An - gel,
15
51
(Shell)
54
back
58
to
don't
Luck - y
61
64
stead
67
of
Shell's so
car
73
gone
is
get
with - out
stress
ing!
trace,
is
de
An
gel,
press
ing,
Shell
ing,
The
off
on - ly
your
way
face,
to cope,
In -
shar -
Bill - y Whizz,
your
Denny
litt - le
be
Pri - son
Shell
gonn - a
com - plete - ly
I'm
hope
that
point in
los - ing
Now I'm
70
it there's no
fact,
Denny
Bett - er
you
It's
see,
me,
ing,
Will
reall - y
do
the
biz
up
the
16
76
wall,
79
You
82
Take
your
pick
we
92
96
got
ing,
ber
Have
the
what's
girl
ver
you,
We
do
one's touched
it,
Shell:
Help yourself, Den
Like
pay
your
And
bills
'Cos
Just
it,
re - mem -
I'll
be
Guar - di - an
An -
gel,
Denny
you look
know,
mine.
is
A - ny time
who crutched
No
Denny
Denny
me
wrap,
We'll
99
let
Denny:
Can I have that necklace, Shell?
yours
Just
fly - ing,
fine,
now
come
all,
Shell
Shell
I'll
it
per - haps
watch - ing
supp - ly -
and you'll be
and
Ex - cept
88
call
Shell
just
reg - u - lar
85
Both
be - hind
be watch - ing
you,
Don't
look
you,
now,
al
ways
find
you,
17
103
I'll
know
eve
ry - thing
you
do,
I'm
Ev - 'ry
106
Guar
- di - an
An -
gel,
Noth - ing
happ - ens
here
your
thing
you
don't
see,
do,
109
I'm
gon - na
be
112
back
to
your
Luck - y
me,
you
that
rall.
An -
gel,
Denny
Ah - ah - ah - ah - ah - ah -
116
ah,
ah,
Your
Guard - i
an
An
ah.
gel.
18
3. Jailcraft
Warning:
That's it,then. End of an era, Jim.
Cue:
And we'll clear up.
A Swing q = 146
Jim mf
this
Sylvia
Jim
Jail -
Jail
Sylvia
Jim
Both
Jail
Jail
that it
craft,
it,
this with
it
We've got
book,
There's
took,
takes!
it,
Hard
That's
what
craft,
real
knack
to
to
it,
it,
crim - in - al
jus - tice,
graft,
one thing
takes!
you
trust is
But we've
it,
The
it
track
In
fast
You've got
me,
from
no
There's
Sylvia
de - gree
end, take
Jail
craft,
29
That's what it
25
craft,
21
years
We've got
17
in
the
craft,
Both
13
art
got
it,
19
33
Jim
It's
37
bas - ic
Jim
Both
And
We're up
49
While
those wimps
Both
Jail
craft,
are
Ir
los
That's what
it
the
do - ing the
fan,
nerve,
Both
best
we
Down at
can.
We run
Jail - craft,
God
takes!
Sylvia
de - fence,
ing their
- re - fut - a - ble,
hits
de - serve,
Fin - al - ly
Just
we
self
of
thanks
a dash
Jim
Jail - craft,
61
the
i - al
53
Add
front,
We don't get
57
pro - verb
a litt - le
Sylvia
old
- sion - al calm,
when that
45
Plus
41
Sylvia
x3
20
65
Jim
mp
And
if
the pow
be,
Are
just
ers that
too blind
to
84
like
to
88
It's
92
all
in
shake
100
me.
of
mf
hand,
tak
ing
Years
the
would - n't
Years of
Number One:
See you at the next lodge meeting.
brow,
fere.
here.
Fur - rowed
Number One:
Leave it with me, Jim. Enough said.
un - der - stand.
96
Number One:
Any information will be treated in the strictest confidence.
hes - i - ta - tion,
in - ter
slight
see,
80
Take a
Number One:
So, Jim, off the record, how's the new
girl Governor doing on G Wing?
73
69
ex - per
of
con - trol.
i - ence, You
but
it's
good
Slid
My
ing
up
104
that
108
greas - y
out
of
on the
He's
But
we
strug - gle
to
131
Jail
135
Sylvia
Jail
Back
to
Keep
your
when
Jail
Both
That's what
Jim
craft.
craft,
the wall
Jail
we
do,
craft
Jail -
craft,
That's
well
shaft - ed,
on
the
ball,
Your
troub - le's
It's
(unis.)
We get
eye
get
ya,
through,
the ground,
pro - ce - dure,
128
ear
when you're
daft,
124
120
what it takes
pri - son
hook,
On
book,
116
f (unis.)
You won't
112
get caught
pole.
that
21
a - round
craft.
mp (unis.)
Me and
you!
22
4. One Moment
(Nikki)
Nikki
Rubato
do
to
me
me,
q = 74
One
11
fate
14
world
23
is
Too
day.
mo - ment
and
Des - ti - nies
coll- ide,
Truth
ev - 'ry - thing
ev - er.
will
de
life,
cide.
a - way,
ev - er
had
was
life
In
one
And
One
late,
for
mp
changed
do?
20
can
on that
Paths
long.
bro - ken
17
No - thing
Too
One
can
Verse 1
free,
set
on
mo - ment
di
vide,
the
23
C Verse 2
p
26
One
choice,
One
How could
let
it
be?
ei - ther way
35
face
38
price to
Two
mo - ment
of
Melt
free - dom
calls
gone,
on
me,
right,
And
One
go by,
mo - ment you
a care,
to - geth - er,
in - to
air,
and
no - one
One
Days
As
all
the dreams
you
mf
waits,
Long
And
life
49
comes back to
46
no - thing
all
hold - ing
44
that
do?
D
mp
3
wrongs,
share,
pay
to - geth - er,
last
One
41
the world
32
live and
fight,
29
There where
plays on
be- yond
my
life
used
All
that
had left
of
me
gone,
is
those gates,
to
be,
gone,
Where
There's
All
24
52
mf
54
won't
say,
for - get,
don't
cresc.
I'll
pay
my
debt,
In
62
one
mo
your
68
rit.
When
65
all
own,
birds
done
have
on
life
a - way,
more
that
mf
can
One
mo - ment your
is
done
my
own.
flown,
a - lone,
for - e - ver,
You're
Slower
ment what's
the
There's no - thing
Bridg - es burned,
I'm
re - gret,
57
60
You're on
on
your
own
25
5. Life of Grime
(The Two Julies & Prisoners)
Warning:
Oh my God, Ju.
Cue:
Yeah, since when did we never get shat on?
Julie J.
q = 132
mp
Both
French
When
And you're
10
run - ning
ing
from
Blood - y
16
in
the
the
slime,
you
Both
And
you're banged up
in
life
cresc.
There's
liv - ing
life
of
luck,
(unis.)
no
an
doss
with
in - sti - tu - tion.
- cap -
grime.
grime.
dross,
Julie S.
es
the
of
Julie J.
19
mf
no - bo - dy gives a
your
Both
When
down on
You're
dir - ec - tion,
rub - bish!
wrong
Julie J.
13
you're
Both
And
Julie S.
in the muck,
No - one's
giv - ing
26
22
toss,
All
25
You're
just
31
life
vic
giv - ing
do
gets
his rocks
Blood - y
40
pect,
Af - ter
not his
ing
time,
Both
you're
flat
time
to
wife,
pipe,
It
For
Julies
(unis.)
life
of grime.
on
takes
your
back
some
Julie J.
You're
Both
That
And
while
re - flect,
horn -
tri - bu - tion.
mf
rub - bish!
That's
re
off,
is
Prisoners
Julie S.
you
tim
When
moan - ing
43
grime.
37
of
git
34
they're
28
liv - ing
Both
does - n't
bang - ing
get
his
you
res -
drum,
And
more than a
wet
wipe, To
27
46
clean
49
up
the scum,
your
Julie J.
52
slut
in
rut,
in
ing
mp
61
use
58
your
bit
prime,
of
of
dirt,
the smut,
FB9
You're
Sick
of
Both
cul - ti - va - tion,
F#7
Julie J.
and tired
life!
Julie J.
Sick
You could
Julie S.
Julie S.
skirt,
lub - ri - ca - tion
55
Julie S.
You're a
Of
In - stead of
liv - ing
life
bloom -
of
Grime
grime
grime
grime
28
mp
65
Grime
Can't move
crap
out
of
grime
it,
Can't move
grime
it,
Can't
get
this
crap
out
of
grime
Can't
shift
it,
Low - down
dir - ty
grime
Can't
lit - tle
my
move
it,
Can't
my
grime
this
Grime
life,
get
73
Can't
mp
it,
Can't shift
mf
grime
mp
grime
it,
69
grime
Can't shift
Grime
scum - bag
scrub - bers
get
this
Low - down
dirt - y
lit - tle
29
76
mp
grime
Grime
crap
out
of
mf
my
life,
scum - bag
scrub - bers,
79
get
it
Can't
Low - down
it,
dirt - y
lit - tle
Low - down
lit - tle
it,
dirt - y
lit - tle
dirt - y
Can't move
scum - bag
rall.
scrub - bers,
out.
dirt - y
Low - down
shift
grime
82
Can't
grime
Low - down
grime
Low - down
lit - tle
dirt - y
lit - tle
scum - bag
scum - bag
scrub - bers, -
scrub - bers, -
Colla voce
Julie S.
All that
want -
ed
was
one
lous - y
break,
chance
to make
ev - 'ry - thing
30
85
right,
des - pite
all
my
tal - ents,
keep
end - ing
91
up
in
the
97
pass
no - bo - dy
in - spec - tion,
101
mf
the
clean - li - ness
see
111
Liv - ing
slop's
in
that
it's
life,
means
The
let
French
me
tell
one
We're screwed
the buck - et,
You
Liv - ing
crime,
life
of
ne - ver
time,
al - rea
to
it,
life,
so
suck
dy
(unis.)
grime!
gon - na
don't have
more
God - li - ness,
Liv - ing
you
in the muck,
But you're
mess,
108
Both
buck,
Now
If
105
sod
gives
bal - ance,
94
books ne - ver
shite!
And
The
A tempo q = 136
88
But
To
31
6. The A-List
(Yvonne & Prisoners)
Warning:
And who's the little Cinderella, then?
Cue:
Two parts sweet dreams, one part dynamite.
Yvonne
Rubato
mp
When you're
Hey,
don't make a
par - ty
13
fuss,
can
we
can't
mf
17
Sun
22
K!
26
make a
and
Get
us!
ce - leb - ri - ties
Now
be the
with
The
we're
all
set
that
hot - test spot
in
to
smile,
town,
style,
to flash
go,
par - ty,
read - y
to
to the
This - 'll
get out
place
q = 180
list,
kissed
Hel - lo!,
to
splash,
no
with
If
come
It's strict- ly
dolled up
Latin
all
Call
go,
We're
It's
O.
gon - na
strict - ly
32
30
Hey,
Sis
is
on
the
red
car
pet
red
car
pet
night
in
night
46
par
Oooh
Ooh
in
out,
ty
Queen,
to - night
'Cos
to - night
been
been
Broader
Roll
on the
name is
'Cos
here,
out,
be -
there's
there's
fore.
no
no
door,
Roll
the
a girls'
I'm
a girls'
gon - na
be
the
be - fore.
Giv - ing
it
up
all
night,
oooh,
ooh
the
Broader
ooh
42
is
Prisoners
a - ny - one
door,
Your
38
List,
34
oooh,
33
50
Cruis -
ing
and
schmooz - ing
round
Ooh
58
So
much
It's
strict - ly
whah
clu -
sive
to
be
A -
scene,
ooh,
Take
ooh,
pressed
Oh
yes,
mp
It's
strict - ly
whah - ooh!
whah - ooh!
List,
whah
Ooh,
ex
flesh
Ooh
62
ooh,
this
Ooh
ooh,
best,
ooh
look
the
54
with
ooh
Oooh,
Oooh,
List,
on the
List - en
street,
to the
word out
on the street,
34
66
Don't
miss
the
par - ty
Don't
of
the
miss
year,
the
No
par - ty
of the
year,
(Yvonne)
mf
70
B's
no
C's
and
dar - ling
Has
78
We need
A's
on
and
the
jhoosh,
Chorus
on
whispered
Out!
ab - so -
No
lute
- ly
must
in -
And
some
glam - our
in our lives,
Pi - zazz!
the
pi - zazz,
Out
D's,
mp whispered
no
list,
Jhoosh!
87
mp
Strict - ly
83
sist,
please,
74
razz
like
Razz!
we're
Foot - ball
ers'
Wives!
35
92
Low
cut,
Up
mp whispered
lift,
God's
gift,
Go
strut
You
are,
Aaah!
Oooh!
97
mp
your
stuff
on
the
floor.
Prisoners
101
Big
105
109
hair
Ming - ling
Yvonne
Bling
This
is
the
bling,
Hot
life
air,
- dore.
Prisoners mf sung!
Can't
It's strict - ly
A -
List,
It's
strict - ly
A -
List,
get
e - nough!
on the
street,
List - en
to
the
36
113
Don't
word out
on
the
par - ty
the street,
No
B's
no
126
the
part - y
of
the
year,
But
miss
year,
may - be
the
122
of
Don't
C's,
broader
mf
miss
117
cresc.
could
squeeze
some E's, No
q = 90
Yvonne
ab - sol -
H Jazz 8's
130
List,
ute - ly
must
in
top
We're on the
play
'til we drop, 'Cos we're on the
sist.
134
stop
to - night
list,
Won't
37
138
Don't
Don't
148
turn
that
out
ty
all
Par - ty all
that
Hey
A tempo q = 172
light.
Mis- ter,
night!
light!
night!
Par
ty all
night!
Bad
152
out
Par
Mis- ter,
turn
Hey
143
Par
ty all
all
night!
night,___
Par
ty all
night!
Girls Part -
Bad
Girls Part -
38
156
Par
160
night!
Par
night!
all
night,
Par
ty
all
all
night!
night,
night!
Bad
Girls
Part
on,
Part
Girls
Par
ty
all
Girls Part -
Bad
ty all
163
Bad
ty all
all
Par
ty
Par
Par
night,
all
night!
ty
all
ty
night!
all
night!
39
7. The Key
Warning:
Fancy a drink?
Cue:
Night Jim. / Night, Sylv. (A beat.)
(Jim)
Intro h. = 61 la "trouser-snake"
[Vamp]
20
27
you
trea - sure,
13
how do
hid - den
mea - sure
The
man
if
jail - ers
since
Go - ing
to
not
the
Pure
47
ver - sion,
sa - tis
fac - tion
it's been
But
for
all.
no - thing
of
bid - den
the
pleas - ure,
And
perks of
the
that's
pain - ful
or
job,
key,
No
fob?
When
force,
one
job,
No
41
be - gan
work on
for -
to
it's
Ev - er
Key
to
Key
34
The
(last time)
mp loose
co - er - sion.
Of
course,
too
off
Some
the
wall.
per -
40
53
mu - tu - al
60
day.
And
66
of
73
the
while you're
Ev - ery - one's
up
for
your
Out
of
reach,
well
of
sight.
so,
these
97
138
146
girls
are
(cue)
trea - sure,
lei - sure
King
Don't
call
me
gree - dy,
Underscore
'Cos
Jim
Last Time
The
The
Key
and
bend
to
to
what - e - ver
your
fanc - ies
take
at
you
hid - den
to
plea
- sure, To
dic - tate,
Key
TILL READY
the
need - y.
154
160
of
end
You're the
out
way,
the
Underscore transition
79
wend at
a -
bite,
you
end
To un - wind as
get - ting
way,
night.
41
166
tarts end
173
And
you
180
187
204
say
al -
They're
you're their
rea - son
if
don't
try
Here
in - side.
the
No
ties,
tap.
grate - ful
for
to
live.
to
es - tate,
you
hold
the
key,
Re - cog - nise
all
you
Frank - ly
fe - male
the
When
You'll
No
on
ways
cream of
plate,
des - perate - ly
it's
216
af - fec - tions,
210
end
on
sup - plies
198
lap.
all
their
it
Fresh
192
get
to
pro -
can
eat - ing
right
out
of
your
give.
It's
quite
it's
just
vide,
Ev - ery - one's
up
for
the
fair
to
What
they
lack,
ride,
so,
42
223
229
235
Who could
ac - cuse
me
261
move
267
Pick
it
it
and
Rall
wait,
And
gradually faster
lead
and
they
take
it,
cares
if
Who
shake it,
And
fol - low,
feed
they
fake
it,
this
luck - y-
Jim, Gets
a -
ny
slag,
Eve - ry
in
side,
shag's
in
the
bag
The
280
And
and
they
it
with
At
the
all
just
for
make
it
and
him,
Tempo 1
mp subito
the
key,
swall - low,
man's got - ta
Slide
key.
Wolf,
Tempo 1
Mist - er
pp
me?
x3
(cue)
273
use
gate,
to
need
watch,
they chose
E h. = 52
255
if
242 Slower
249
(Jim/Rachel dialogue)
pen
wide
for
287
rall.
me.
294
big
300
307
312
Be -
- gest
you'll
see.
hold
the
(cue)
key.
hold
The
43
the
key.
pp
ff
44
Exit Cue:
Oh hurrah. We've got a stiff on
G Wing. Need it bagged, over . . .
q = 144 [Vamp]
Prisoners
mf
Now we
There is
no
is
drawn,
12
And
There is no
No
20
you
24
this
28
try
it
that's
place
the
day
is!
to
it
go
out
Take
[Vamp]
sight,
what
Prisoners
We
right,
All mp
And
will
not
how
let
All
is
Now sink
by.
line
your side,
No mat - ter
is!
of
torn,
is
hide,
can - not fight
way
stand,
Trust
Where we
land,
to sweep us
man's
'Cos
know,
16
or swim,
of
your might
that's the
way
it
is
45
32
now,
Bring
37
it
43
'Cos
if
thing
you
think
you
we'll
think
no -
if
no -
to
to
thing real - ly
mat
thing real - ly
mat
ters,
say.
That's
the
way
it
a -
Then
52
it
is!
Come on,
come on,
there
is
no -
is
no -
is!
Prisoners
way
it
come on,
That's the
way,
there
way,
Come on,
a -
walk
Then
ters,
say.
walk
we'll
if
more
if
As
48
more
- thing
As
[Vamp]
down,___
'Cos
40
on,
is!
Come on,
come on,
46
56
That's
59
the
way
it
is!
That's
Bring it
Come on,
come
down,
it
way
the
way
it
Bring it
is!
Bring it
down.
way
it
on
come on,
is!
it
is!
come on,
come on,
70
it
is!
That's the
on
down,
66
Come on,
on
is!
Come on,
Come on,
it
Bring
Come on,
62
That's
on,
down.
the
on
Prisoners
Come on,
come on,
come on,
Come on,
come on,
[Vamp]
SEGUE
Continues into Riot Music . . .
q =144
Saxes / Tpt
End of Act 1
47
ACT II
9. Freedom Road
(Crystal & Chorus)
Cue:
I could string you up, Dockley.
Yeah, you evil cow.
Crystal
Free
me
12
jour - ney
is
through,
have
trav - elled
will
come
so
Lead
Road,
long.
home
Now
to
you.
me
my
All
my
trou - bles
are
gone.
mp
Free
dom
Chorus
dom
22
Gospel style q = 93
Free
Lead
home.
home,
Swing 8's
Road,
17
dom
Road,
mp
Free
dom
(unseen throughout) mp
Free
dom
48
27
Lead
me
Road,
lay
Lead
me
to
long.
long.
home,
trav - elled
so
long.
will
Lay
me
down,
be
down,
have
have
blessed.
When
Lord, I
me
Lord, I
soul
Lay
My
have
home,
rest.
me
me
Lead
home,
Road,
33
All
my
All
my
All
my
trav - elled
trav - elled
so
so
trou - bles
are
trou - bles
are
trou - bles
are
C
39
gone.
gone.
gone.
Free
Free
dom
Free
dom
dom
Road,
Road,
Road,
45
Lead
Lead
dark - ness.
dark - ness.
Take me
out
of
this
home.
Let
your
light
Let
home.
me
dark - ness.
home.
me
51
me
Lead
49
your
Let
your
out
of
this
Take me
out
of
light
shine
on
on
me.
shine down
light
Take me
shine down
me.
on
this
me.
Chorus plus Crystal improvising soulfully & totally free to the end
57
mf
Free - dom
Road,
mf
Free
Lead
Free
Road,
home,
Road,
dom
me
dom
mf
Lead
Lead
have
trav - elled
me
home,
me
home,
so
50
63
long.
have
trav - elled
have
heart feels no
Lord,
Now my
Lord,
so
long.
trav - elled
so
pain,
I will
All
my
long.
All
my
All
my
gone.
gone.
gone.
trou - bles
gone.
are
trou - bles
are
gone.
pain.
All
my
All
my
All
mp
Free
a - gain.
my
Free
mp
dom
dom
dom
trou - bles
are
trou - bles
are
trou - bles
mp
Free
gone.
75
are
you
pain.
No more
trou - bles
No more
69
see
Road,
Road,
Road,
are
51
80
rit.
Lead
Lead
me
home.
me
home.
me
Lead
home.
52
Warning:
A girl can change her mind.
Cue:
No stopping us . . .
. . . really should be run.
Jim
q = 148 (Swing)
mp
'Cos
if
No
me,
ers that
be,
key
di - date
all
their wis
dom a - gree,
can
swing
that
gate
ture
is
hap - py,
One of
our
boys
bright a - gain,
Toe
has
The
tap - py,
21
made
claim,
Jim
The
world
like
Officers mf
is
his
fu -
name,
white
a - gain,
is
out
like
We're
hap - py,
star,
you will
go
mine
so
Jim
ture
Shin - ing
black and
it,
Mak - ing
25
In
The
17
29
can -
13
fu
oth - er
the pow
a - gain,
I'm
far,
33
vine
a - gain,
Lord
and
mas
Here
at
37
- way,
40
stay.
45
Officers
Sylvia mf
ter of
a new
loy - al
arm
last,
sal - utes
you
And
Pull a seat
up,
gone,
Now it's
cream
be
Sir,
last
from now
cakes,
This
on,
The man
No it's not
mp
Jim
Come
is how
No it's not
to
here
And
fast,
of
the
a dream,
a dream,
But the
But the
it's
gon - na
3
mo - ment is
Sylvia
Tea
63
on
The witch is
I'll
Hold
be,
day,
55
Your
in,
me,
52
59
53
breaks
that
start
of our new
re -
start
of our new
re -
54
67
gime,
mf
mf
It's
gime,
go,
We
It's
look - ing
good,
know,
mp
else
It's
look - ing
It's
look - ing
wait,
Let's
We could-n't wait,
Hey
look - ing
We could -n't
Ho,
One
of
our boys
has made
mp
One
of our boys
has made
83
else
could com - pare,
77
It's
It's
rid,
73
good,
70
look - ing
It's
good,
Officers
look - ing
it,
it
be
o - kay now.
No
- one
No
one
Hold - ing
the
flame,
Hold - ing
the
flame,
87
Play - ing
the
game,
Play
ing
the
game,
fair?
play
Who
said
we'd
play
won,
It's
mf
Put up the
The
done,
99
o - ver the place,
us now
stop
the
102
up
us now
up
we're
we're
the
the
case
back on
the
case
smile on
our face,
smile on
back on
Lock - ing
stop
spread a
Noth - ing's gonn- a
We're gonn- a
Lock - ing
flag,
in the bag,
96
fair?
we'd
mf
The deed is
said
92
Who
55
and
and
our face,
how,
how,
56
105
look
look
The
fu
mp
the
big
cheese
the
big
cheese
ture
now.
now.
is
bright
a - gain,
good,
The
is
banged
to
right
116
a - gain,
hap - py,
tap - py,
I'm key
Let's go,
We could-n't wait,
I'd
be
Hey
so
hap
Eve - ry
thing is
gon - na
We know,
py,
Here
One of
be
o - kay
now.
our
One of
Ho,
Toe
great,
mp
rid,
Officers
Ne
Officers + Sylvia
world
who's
112
mf
Jim
who's
Just
109
Just
our
now,
boys
has
boys
has
57
119
stand,
With
all
made it,
- ways
planned,
127
feet,
sweet,
Who
said
we'd
play
Who
said
we'd
play
mf
It's
in the
130
flag,
a - gain,
The
mf
The deed is
fair
The
mf
fair
swing - ing
from
Put up the
Lord
and
vine
bag,
fu
ture
is
mine
a - gain,
I'm
done,
Hold - ing the flame,
is
like
Just
Vic - to - ry
No - one else
my
made it,
al
at
No - one else
123
the world
The
mas
ter of
a new
lit - tle
lit - tle
day,
58
Hold
on
133
fast,
136
And
I'll
back
on
back
glor
139
be
on
here
the
case
the
case
ous,
day,
Vic - tor
gon - na
stop us now
the
ous,
Still un
break - a - ble,
Still un
break - a - ble,
A!
P.
O.
A!
P.
O.
A!
For
O.
we're
P.
143
we're
day,
to
- i
last,
stop us now
to
gon - na
Noth - ing's
stay.
at
to
Here
Noth - ing's
Lock ing up the
59
11. Sorry
Warning:
David? It's your mum . . .
Cue:
Yeah, it's a good line, ain't it?
(Julie S)
q = 120
Julie S: What...?
Kbd
. . . Oh, David . . .
13
Sor - ry
20
you found
God
knows,
ain't
But
List - en,
17
you should
ne - ver
know,
out
been
I'm
this
Rubato Julie S mp
sor - ry,
way,
proud
need
to
say,
of
what
do,
I'm
60
23
al - ways
27
So
proud
Sor - ry
31
Love
you,
34
through
the
40
the
way
un - der - stand,
51
life you
kept
los - ing
my
you
that
turn
hope
don't e - ver
and
pray,
day,
I'd
But
just want - ed
to make
de - serve,
knows, things
mf
47
the
And I'm
'S'on - ly
But
you,
some
God
give you
You'll
night,
That
planned,
43
you,
out
of you,
can't hold
Miss
me
37
sor - ry,
gets
so,
nerve,
one
day,
things
good,
To
Yes,
would,
And it seemed so
much
bet - ter,
61
54
I should be,
58
keeps
me
67
71
79
first
83
I'd rath - er
V.
O.
Julie S: Sorry?
day,
ly thing that
You
mf
God
knows there
see,
say?
I'm a
can
come
ain't no - bod - y
Your
Julie S: Got to send you this form called a Visiting Order - Ill put it in the post straight off, . . .
Kbd
. . . then you can come in (soon as) - oh shit, David, I forgot - Fenners stopped our visits . . .
87
a - ny
'Stead of which,
on.
vis - it
else
you
What's that
hold - ing
fan - ta - sy,
And a con,
75
62
liar,
make
things good,
bad
it
62
91
seems,
94
So
you
can
fol - low
97
Wait
and
see,
don't
I'll
there
be
your
sor - ry,
out
now
e - ver,
should
will
Just
wan - na
you and
me,
So
pp
bet - ter,
be
be,
get
e - ver
things
Yes
moth - er
dreams,
work it
rall.
like
104
We'll
100
'Cos
a - gain.
q = 140
last time ]
63
Warning:
Sorry, you just went very quiet . . .
Cue:
See you didn't waste much time, then. How cosy.
q = 120 Nikki mp
How does
let her
she
Helen
e - ver
does
she
do
The
She's there
in the dreams
keep,
In my
don't
Nikki
close
ways
can I
mo - ment
How
al
be - ware.
my - self
to
tell
did
me?
Ev
her.
27
to
She's
How
now
Both
q = 95
24
this
by
And 'though I
care.
there.
me?
I should know
win?
to
15
19
this
When
Why
12
do
in,
my
heart.
eyes
'ry
night
to
sleep,
see
64
31
Helen
Ev
And
may
fen
- 'ry
night
34
my
see
Both mf
All
40
my
de -
try
to
wake
But there's no
47
that
54
fall,
mp
And
Lie
come
see
Hope - less - ly
in - side I
lost,
To
risk
know,
am
it
ways
bro
to
my
sens
else
can
ken
do?
fal
to
sign,
cross
And
What - e - ver
on - ly
er
all,
in
es,
dang
on
cresc.
al
her.
ev - 'ry
blind
here
What
But
been
ces,
Ig - nore
just
line,
57
cost,
though.
I've
up,
51
be
way
two,
her.
mind.
37
43
ling
a - part.
the
E
61
65
Helen mp
Ev - 'ry
night
see
Nikki
mo - ment I
close
my
eyes
sleep,
to
She's
67
ing
deep
75
deep
in
But
los - ing
my
way
los - ing
my
way
this
is
cra
is
cra
in
dark,
in
in
my
see
dreams,
cret
is burn -
mp
Burn -
heart.
the
This se
this
there
night
heart.
my
But
78
my
'ry
ing
in
her,
The
her,
mp
Ev
64
the dark,
zy,
zy,
am
think - ing?
What
It's
What
am
I'm
think - ing?
I'm
To
It's not
e - nough,
see her
66
81
face
ev - 'ry
day,
When there's so
84
To
feel
much to
no - thing
can change
her
close yet
I can't
her
who
we
are,
91
let
close
her
mo - ment
98
ing
ing
close
deep
deep
my
who
yet
so
we
are,
I can't
her
let
know,
eyes
sleep,
eyes
to
sleep,
to
my
heart.
heart.
night
see
my
close
Eve - ry
in
in
so
go.
my
mp
Eve - ry
mo - ment
can change
But
no - thing
95
When
feel
But
far,
To
so
say,
mp
When
far,
so
87
night
see
her,
her,
The
The
This
se
cret
is
burn -
This
se
cret
is
burn -
67
q = 124
[VAMP]
last time
We're
We've got
do
the
her
all
13
full
but there's
thang,
10
go,
When she's
banged
up,
front
prang,
all
all
all
up,
no
fan - dang,
all
the
vamped
up
up
the
bang,
How's a - ny
up
girl
meant to
a - lone.
With - out
banged
With - out
Yvonne
We're
Julie S
bang,
This litt-
le
Yvonne
And we're
vamped
banged
Julie J
I'm
16
mp
a -
a -
like
vam - pire
with - out
lone,
lone,
fang,
And though we
Two Julies
And though we
try
try
And we're
not
3
not
to
to
68
19
think
think
All
else
else
Day
this!
Day
28
ass
31
all
all
ets
are
wast - ing
3
ets
are
wast - ing
banged
up,
banged
up,
af-
ter
af-
ter
day
way,
With - out
the bang,
With - out
we
miss.
aft-
er
aft-
er
day,
the bang,
These
day,
These
We're
way,
miss.
we
day
a - bout,
think
pleas - ures
a - bout,
pleas - ures
think
to
this! -
to
all
the
25
all
All
the
a - bout,
22
ass
a - bout,
We're
We get
the
We get
the
twin - ges
But
twin - ges
But
69
34
where's
our
twang?
all
whipped
up
whipped
41
Whipped to
twang?
all
our
37
where's
up
peak
stiff
But we're
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
D q = 100
I want to
Bang!
Bang!
Yvonne
bang!
bang!
Bang
But we're
me - ringue,
Bang!
lone.
me - ringue,
Bang!
stiff
Bang
Bang!
46
lone.
like
like
Whipped to
peak
feel
theweight
of
Bang!
50
hand - some
hunk,
go
down,
Ly - ing
53
lights
So does
on
top
he,
of
'Til
me
in
my
bunk,
in
70
56
side of
59
me,
fall
Don't want to
be
so
ac - tion
in
strong,
pants,
e - ver have to
de - sire
so
could
go
thought
ro - mance,
ne - ver
don't ex - pect
in - side my
love,
62
long!
2 Julies
It's
E A tempo q = 124
65
It's
just
just,
thrust,
You're a
wel - fare
is
wel - fare
is
all
down
all
down
to
to
you.
the
must be
the
We
mf
can
Night
mf
Night
least
you
3
least
you
screw,
you.
must be
Who we
screw,
It
It
You're
lit - tle
thrust,
do,
do,
71
lit - tle
68
can
And our
af - ter
3
And our
trust,
can
can trust,
af - ter
night
night
af - ter
3
af - ter
74
Think of
night,___
78
all
all
banged
up,
no
up,
no
all
all
banged
up
up
out
out
the
the
bang,
bang,
girl
meant
meant
lone.
do
to
do
all
We're
wants
wants
all
to
be
to
her
We're
lone.
No - bod - y
to
girl
No - bod - y
the
be
go,
her
the
go,
thang,
When
When
banged
up,
in
our
gang,
in
our
With -
With -
she's
up,
she's
thang,
banged
but there's
but there's
We've got
a - ny
We're
We've got
bang,
bang,
How's
87
a - ny
the
We're
the
plight,___
How's
banged
With - out
fan - dang,
84
fan - dang,
With - out
81
Pause
plight,___
banged
Think of
night,___
71
Justin:
You really should try & eat something.
gang,
72
90
if
spring just
93
all go
hang,
all go
97
hang,
all
all
101
all
sprang,
the
If
the
queen
just
queen
just
out with a bang,
'Cos un - til
banged
we get
up,
banged
up
up
banged
up,
We're
rang,
They can
rang,
They can
all
banged
We're
We're
all
We're
We're
up,
We're
q = 170
f
lone!
If
we get
up,
106
'Cos un - til
sprang,
banged
banged
spring just
if
all
lone!
Bang!
Bang!
73
Rock q = 161
Nikki
mf
You'd
A Verse 1
wise
He's
28
gon - na
screw
you'll
you
be
his
lis
C
-
Verse 2
ten
up,
wake
up
gain.
round,
be - fore
Denny
com -ing
ver
For
Like
ry
ter
brain.
to
on
your
keeps
And
That
go - ing - down,
use
is
dream,
17
this
bet
the way
life
bad
24
in your
To
13
21
up,
once
call
you
and
gon - na
know
what's
this
beat
is
this
hit.
it!
rap,
74
32
Justin
If he's
36
Yvonne
40
48
52
he'll
mind
be
and
up
bad - dest
Bad - dest
and
the
the
now
it's
best?
best?
up
worst.
be
You've
been
You've
been
bad?
messed
messed
the
day
is
to
through.
you!
Do you wan - na
and
Do you wan - na
55
be - fore
trap,
do your
to - ry
hon - ey
bad?
Others
sting
his
So make your
Do you wan - na
be
And
first!
Sit - ting in
up your
Denny f
Get him
bee.
Sharp - en
44
you,
queen
Nikki
get
Two Julies
We need a
out to
be
the
a - round
and
a - round
and
tram -
tram -
75
58
pled
pled
don't
get
Nikki
No - one
bad - dest,
your
crown,
The
bad- dest
The
bad- dest
the
rest,
bad - dest
and
the
best,
and
the
best,
and
the
best!
The
The
and
the
best!
best!
the
and
get
rest,
the
You're the
don't
chest,
bad - dest,
(Cue)
that
No you
take
chest!
73
could
else
pp
77
pp
off
69
it
mad,
your
65
off
Nikki
You
it
Get
mad,
Get
down,
61
down,
76
Shell: Yeah, all right.
80
83
(Cue)
97
(until ready)
93
Yvonne
If you're gon - na
be
100
the
and
the
best,
If you're gon - na
No mat - ter
it
to the
test,
bad?
get the
where you go
be
it's
who
you
know,
104
Put
best,
Bad- dest
You got - ta
Others f
and
bad,
bad - dest
mad,
You
You don't
get
mad,
just get
77
108
bad - der than all
the
112
the
Hit him
rest,
Do your
Lord
will
un - der - stand,
to
the
We'll
fix
you
up
127
be - fore
131
whole
fin
If we has to be
to
look
his
world's
gon - na
up
there
Denny
who
un - der - hand,
nice,
on
are,
to
his
He
won't
think
twice
It's an
ea - sy
case
T.
V.
star,
And the
You'll
prove,
to
that screen,
le - vel,
you
You're gon - na be
mp
And I'm
seen.
know
so
move,
Crystal
al - ly
De - vil,
Justin
is
139
makes
135
and
your best!
he
hard
smite
and
120
bad - dest
116
sure the
rest,
Bad - der than all
be
the
best
78
142
there's
ver
Is
gon - na
rot
Now
in
Denny
we'd
hell!
(Very free)
ne - ver
met,
rot
in
the
mood,
157
face
way
he won't
he
and
And he'll
be
his
'Cos
I'm
ver
met
For a good - night
kiss and
tell,
you,
tell,
for - get!
hell.
He ain't ne - ver
161
in
ne - ver
kiss
the mood,
a -
man,
bad
I'll
In
This - 'll be
wish
He's gon - na
bad,
153
that
He's gon - na
150
mf
been!
146
Shell
to - ry
be - fore
e - ver
gon- na
the day
is
for - get
done,
you,
79
165
We
169
may
be
cra
zy
but
re - venge
You got - ta
Others f
If you're gon - na
be
172
Don't get
Don't get
176
180
is
messed a - round
and
mad,
tram -
Who's
the
If you're gon - na be
bad - dest
and
get mad,
the
and
the
best?
the
best!
pled down,
pled down,
Shell
You
You don't
tram -
and
messed a - round
Bad - dest
be
No
bad?
fun!
bad?
just get
it off
your chest!
Get
it off
your chest!
the rest.
bad - dest
Get
girl
in
town?
the rest.
80
184
pp
The
The
bad - dest,
bad - dest,
the
cresc.
cresc.
the
est
and
est
and
the
bad - dest,
and
the
best,
the
The
Bad - dest
The
Bad - dest
bad - dest,
And
bad - dest
The
And
best,
of
the bad -
cresc.
the
cresc.
bad - dest,
and
The
bad - dest,
pp
188
192
bad - dest
the bad -
The
Best!
The
of
Best!
q = 165
[Vamp]
81
Shell
mp freely
wheel,
Who
10
way
21
25
self
Night
to
to
of
the
mf
to
me,
I'll
be
your
out
us
with
start
re - veal - ing
First
La
play,
tru - ly
of
the
you
you
and
man
show
two
So why not
who'll
far.
wo - man
see,
go
29
need
the
It's just
else
on
What kind
no - one
re - veal,
wer
man
po
to
are.
the
You
13
17
has
need
your
dy
Of The
3
you
82
33
all
37
I'll
the
way.
41
no
right.
45
Night.
49
53
needs
space,
me
61
your
his
knows her
knees,
place . . .
come
Shell
be
be here
And you
can
I'll
and
have no
Jim
And you
have no
ways been
dy
The
luv,
go
so
Of
- tance,
for - get,
dis
not
let's
Shell
al
La
You
the
To
go
First
You knowwe've
C Verse 2
Jim mp
I'm
please
57
But
man
If you can
re - sis - tance,
of - fer
That
as
he
may
sure that
wo - man like
wait - ing
on
- dea
my
what
dea
what
83
65
treats
you have
treats
69
you have
had
in
be -
fore,
night,
night,
all
77
all
81
be
your . . .
Turn
all
the
Turn
all
the
have
mf
First
La
down
down
show,
in
this
'Cos
in
this
sit
sit
u - a - tion,
u - a - tion,
low,
mf
lights
'Cos
gon - na
I'm
lights
show,
night
have
First
night
gon - na
73
I'll
I'm
store.
fore,
store.
be -
had
in
La
of
the
dy
of
the
We're
in
for
an
We're
in
for
an
Just give in
to
Just give in
to
temp - ta
tion,
temp - ta
tion,
so
it
so
You can't de - ny
dy
low,
You can't de - ny
it
feels
feels
84
85
right.
night.
night.
93
to
meant
to
mf
mf
You
des
des
no -
no -
one
one
ti
ti
me
feet,
un der
we could
stands.
my
have
up
this
have
the
this
You and
the
me,
me,
of
the
it's
May - be
it's
whole
world
whole
in our
world
in our
3
This
heat,
the
heat,
up
of
May - be
feet,
is
your
This
is
your
We've got
We've got
some - thing
stands.
my
You and
un der
turn - ing
off
we could
off
turn - ing
ny.
Ba - by we're
rock
ny.
dy
me
La -
To - ge - ther
rock
To - ge - ther
dy
be,
La -
105
real - ly
Ba - by we're
mp
First
hands.
real - ly
hands.
First
be,
97
101
your
You
meant
I'm
right.
89
mp
some - thing
First
First
85
109
La
La
113
dy
of
the
dy
of
the
all
night
all
night
temp - ta
tion,
temp - ta
tion,
it
feels
feels
so
so
La - dy,
My
First
125
La - dy,
129
in
in
lights
all
the
right,
I'm
give in - to
Just
give in - to
You can't
de - ny
You can't
de - ny
your
First
Just
sit - u - a - tion,
right,
low,
sit - u - a - tion,
low,
down
lights
this
show.
this
down
show.
'Cos
it
'Cos
the
Turn
all
night.
We're in for an
Turn
117
night.
We're in for an
121
First
and on - ly
La
La
dy
Of
The
dy
Of
The
Night.
Night.
86
q = 165
Shell
Exit Cue:
Give me the bloody key
[Vamp]
be
and
Bad - dest
the
and
the
11
best?
- pled down,
best!
15
just get
You
in
get
Don't
messed
get
messed
No
chest!
chest,
town?
the
the
rest.
rest.
and
tram -
and
tram -
You don't
mad,
cresc.
a - round
all
a - round
all
be the
girl
Don't
bad?
Shell
get mad,
Who's
The
19
bad - dest
be
you're gon - na
- pled down,
You got - ta
bad - dest
[Vamp]
If
Exit Cue:
Help! Fire!
bad?
Chorus (unseen)
[Vamp] Kbd
If you're gon - na
Exit Cue:
What the hell are you doing?
the
The Best!
87
Warning:
Five, four, three, two, . . . one!
Cue:
- Be good.
- Oh, we will, sir.
- After you.
q = 100
Cue
13
Exit Cue:
When you're free.
q = 120
Nikki
I'm gon - na
be
I'm
there,
Helen
29
[Vamp]
25
17
21
gon - na
be
there,
This is
my
life,
Helen
Start liv - ing it,
This
is
your
I won't
Nikki
life,
'ry
break,
move
you make,
keep giv - ing it
88
33
Ev - 'ry - thing
37
you
40
our
a -
47
50
rows
is
the
time
so
far.
57
can
all
60
When
stand
tells
to -
geth
hurt
ing
that
we
foot
er
with
Nikki
now it's
gone,
Prisoners
hard
But
We're gon - na
there,
wall,
be
you
if
see
you
me,
all
those
who
us
throw
you
Nikki
ten
on,
I'm gon - na
And
mov
be,
can't
no - bo - dy
past
there,
Got - ta
for
54
- day,
be
Yvonne
'Cos
gon - na
to
The
it
start
This
way,
are.
43
Exit Cue:
She gets out for all of us, yeah?
Yeah.
q = 135
[Vamp]
And I'm
to - mor
and doubts
can.
Nikki
All
fears
Both
it
fall.
I'm gon - na
be
there
89
64
will
be
the
first
67
I'm gon - na
70
be
I'm
is
my
life,
my
life,
is
is
giv - ing
ev - 'ry - thing
I'm
I'm
go - ing out
my
it
giv - ing
it
giv - ing
it
life,
I'm
and
tak - ing
back
it,
liv - ing
what's
mine,
it,
This
it,
ev - 'ry - thing
liv - ing
I'm
there
liv - ing
ev - 'ry - thing
I'm
This
be
I'm
gon - na
73
I'm
This
line,
there.
Prisoners
This
in
This
This
is
is
can.
can.
my
is
can.
my
my
To
To
To
make it
make it
make it
life,
life,
life,
90
77
good.
good.
81
And
84
91
cape
cape
dreams,
But still
me
me
from the
3
cy - cle
and
from the
cy - cle
and
Wan - na
try,
Wan - na
and
I'm
I'm
it,
gon - na
it,
them
are
them
are
be
some
take
just
some
take
gon - na
be
To
it,
just
one,
one,
To
it,
To
wan - na
show
them
wan - na
plans,
To
and
I have
some of
chance
plans,
break
try,
I have
some of
chance
break
'Though may - be
'Though may - be
give
But still
give
Just
have
Just
cra - zy schemes,
88
dreams,
cra - zy schemes,
have
And
show
them
es -
es -
why
why
91
94
am
some
am
some
one,
97
make it
And when
make it
100
door.
door.
103
not
not
take
106
take
out
of
e - ver
shit
e - ver
a -
a -
life throws
shit
ny
ny
life throws
my
my
mo - ment I
mo - ment I
in
my
in
my
more,
face,
face,
I'm
more,
I'm
way,
way,
To where
to
be,
To where
want
want
to
be.
am
head - ing
am
on
head - ing
on
Julie S
On
From the
gon - na
From the
gon - na
place,
this
place,
What
of
this
What
out
one,
And when
beach,
92
109
Kick - ing
sand
from our
Yvonne
shoes,
There's a
Nikki
Julie J
With our
kids,
kick - ing
112
sand
Shell
blues,
that
that
is
is
the
the
life
life
118
I'm
I'm
122
be
be
there,
there,
Crystal
bar,
Where I'm
All
fo - reign booze,
But
chose,
chose,
gon - na
gon - na
cheap
If
If
be
I'm
that
is
that
gon - na
3
the
life
if
chose,
is
gon - na
the
there,
But
be
fo - reign booze,
there,
I'm
on
if
All
on cheap
Where I'm
Denny
blues,
115
There's a
bar,
life
I've
I've
be
got - ta
3
be
chose,
there,
there,
got - ta
93
125
wan
wan
na
be
na
there.
be
129
there.
94
Latin q = 180
Cue
10
15
36
(Cue)
q = 90
41
21
Yvonne &
Prisoners
We're
D Jazz 8's
45
49
stop
List,
'til
play
on the
top
to
- night
on
list,
the
Won't
95
(Cue)
53
Hey
Hey
Mis - ter,
Mis - ter,
Don't
Don't
out
that
light.
turn
out
that
light!
3
3
3
3
Freely q = 172
turn
56
Les Petits
Rats
Music by
PETER ALLWOOD
Book & Lyrics by
Tuba
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