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the sand es roca sedimentada con solo *algunas piedras* grandes."
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Did you throw *water* over that ass?
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water+old+flesh: lake."
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The three was named after a Russian Princess Anna pavlonna. anyways
tree+monks (same)"
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La ballena azul!"
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a su merced en medio de un tempestuoso ocano
Todopoderoso tom su pincel y traz en el agua pequeas
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CASUALIDAD es el ''capataz ms viejo'' que conocemos. Siempre
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terreno que los vaqueros americanos utilizan para criar a su
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ideal para desempolvar la vieja *aguja-ganza* y atacar la
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calles *se ha COVERTIDO* en un combate de lanzamiento de
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pas
reserva nacional de agua *MENGUA* a pasos agigantados y estamos
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vez de lanzar caramelos desde las carrozas como hacemos
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Story: On weekdays you hang your *futon* out in the *sun*."

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Story: Just get a *flower* and carefully wrap some *toilet paper* around its STALK."
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A small tent is made with a pelt and a branch planted in the ground. The mnemonic hints at the fir
This is chinese radical #107 meaning skin."
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*KA*-mehamehaaaaaaa!
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( ite (here the even gets a dot): ite in Latin means go!)"
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I know this story is horrible but remembering the kanji takes priority."
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Easy you'll see some *columns* first
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Love me perfect
Never cheat on me.
Or I'll impale you on my *Halberd*

And hang ya atop a *tree*..."

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The Kanji doesnt describe class as in a ""class of students"" or ""classroom
Spiderman is taking the JLPT Level 1. In desperation he REACHES OUT to grab his friend's answer s
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One line!
two lines
one + two = three.
La gran boca de un monstruo engullendo a un humano. Solo puedes ver las piernas.
+ two vertical lines = 5
The Devil, always a gentleman, wears a top hat, but his goat legs, betray the Beast. 666 is his nu
This kanji is our good old seven, turned upside down.
"Hachi" (eight) begins with the sound of the #katakana "ha"#, and it's approximately the same cha
*ie* is the number of a baseball team.
Two needles crossing marks the spot, or you can use the Roman character for ten (rotated 45 degre
Sponge Bob Square Mouth
The sun brings the day to two hemispheres, that's why it is divided in half.
Month - every MOON cycle, werewolves eat FLESH, and other PARTs OF THE BODY.
A rice field divided into four parts.
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you get OLD fast if you have ten open mouths to feed
#I# have *5 mouths*. Eye sockets, nostrils and mouth.
Don't *look* directly to the *sun*, it's #risk#y!
My companion and I are like two moons side by side.
*Moon* owes her #bright#ness to the *sun*
Someone chanting with their mouth open for two consecutive days.
A diamond sparkles as brightly as three suns.
Three hungry mouths waiting for the goods to come.
spine connects head and body. Head has one mouth, and the bottom one... you already know...
Nothing more prosperous than a planet with *two suns*.
The *sun* up is early, well before *ten*.
El *sol* se levanta a las *nueve* de la maana. A esas horas el equipo de baseball est corriendo e
3 tens = generation.
In order to keep the *brain* functioning well one must nourish the *flesh* putting food in the stom
The *sun* rising over the horizon is giving the #night# a #break#. -#nightbreak#
gall bladder is the *body part* that won't be happy when you stay awake drinking alcohol until *da
The sun spans from horizon to horizon in a day.
the letter "U" is concavely written
When I get *vex*ed, I give people the middle finger.
Age 18 = olden times
[ #oneself# = *drop* / *eyes* ] - to indicate #oneself#, point to that *drop* of a *nose* between o
You need only a drop of sun to see all colors/ white.
A HUNDRED turned on its side.
My GF lets me come in her mouth (pictogram).
It takes many drops of ten to get to a thousand.
A *thousand mouths* speak the same TONGUE/ #lengua#.
It is a thousand or ten? I need my measuring box.
This kanji does not mean "get up" or "awake." It means rising, like the rising of a salary, or a promo
Nine plus a drop rounds it off to ten!
The decimal system uses *drops* of *ten* as a measurement.
An elbow is pretty much a piece of *flesh* that is *glued* to its task. You can use it as a measurem
Ten *fields* of knowledge (brain) *glued* together. That's a specialty!
An acupuncturist is a Dr., who needles are his *specialty*.

Putting a *divining rod* over your *mouth* is how you start fortune telling.
A *magic wand* standing on above the floor.
A *magic wand* hanging below the ceiling.
The most eminent magician is he who learned to use his *magic wand early* in life.
There is *mist* as the *moon* fades away in the morning.
If *morning* breath emanates from your *mouth*, you are subject to derision!
My girlfriend insists that the *only* thing I want from her is what's between her legs.. She's drawn
Stare at the shellfish, the shell itself it looks like an *eye* with *animal legs*
The new generation of #pop songs# have no depth. They just *mouth* empty lyrics to get *mone
(n) (1) firm adherence to one's principles; (2) chastity (of a woman)

uses his MAGIC WAND to shut the crotch of a maiden as tight as a CLAM
An employee (#member# of the company) has to clam up his mouth if he wants keep the job!
to make cash (*clams*) the gypsy #affixed a note / posted a bill# to a billboard advertising her *fo
As a primitive, this is Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. (the giant *eyeball* with *legs*...) Makes fo
In order to get to *olden times * a newborn babe needs walk through *18* years.
In the beginning God created *two* who walked on *human legs*. Adam and Eve.
A *shellfish* carrying a page balanced on its *head*.
Un cristiano *cabeza* dura que se apega a la historia del *gnesis (beginning)* con senda testarud

A drop of rain in the wind... what a mediocre rainy season...

*Tied up*, the *shellfish* had to accept defeat!
T is for TEN as Th is for a THOUSAND
A phrase is a bunch of *bound up* words coming out of a *mouth*.
When you expose your *flesh* to the *wind* it gets #textured#: goosebumps!
#Hint:# *Here's info from Wikipedia regarding why this kanji exists, which helped me remember it:

first is jjun (); the second

A ladle bounds up the drops together.
A *white*, *bound up*, *drop* in the center is #the bull's eye#.
One has a strong NECK if one can carry *HORNS* on *ONESELF*.
this is a fish hook, that pulls out the fishguts
The riot police broke up the riot by dragging the rioters away by their *tongues* with *fishooks*.
A straightened *fishook*, so #straight(away)# that it can pass by the *eye of a needle*.
Keep an *eye* on your tools while you work at the *tool tables*.
I have a *tool* - sitting on- my *tool's table* that allows me to pass people's words through the *ey
I-beams are used to CRAFT skyscrapers.
My left side, especially my left hand, is for witch*craft*.
The right hand is for putting food in your *mouth*
Since he's spossess#ed by the devil, the sorcerer told him to carry *a piece of flesh by his side*, un
El dinero (*shells *) es lo que posee (*possess*) a las personas que aceptan sobornos (#BRIBE#).
Tribute is another form of taxation - a *craft*y way of collecting "*clams*" (money).
To *craft* a *page* well, we need paragraphs.
Parece el mango de una espada de esgrima espaol. ()
A drop of blood slide from the #blade# to the handle of my dagger. How gross.
The *seven* samurai used their *swords* to cut their opponents.
When you seduce a girl you can put your *sword* in her *mouth*.

Shining is the sun's seduction.

The world is ruled by *money* and *sword*.
The #vice-#roy is a *wealthy*, fat man that eats all the crops, and then goes bully everyone with h
A sword master *bound up* screaming in shame for being separate-d from his *sword*
T-ramp Street is where you can go to *nail* some hoes.
There's a roadsign *nailed* by the right side of the *fields*, that marks the entrance to *The Ricefi
Can you eat nails?
Since it's your fault, you'll have to get nailed on the head! Literally that bitch is going to #place a
A child all wrapped up in a blanket with it's arms sticking out to give you a hug.
A *child* is scared of the dentists *hook*. He fears he may have a cavity.
Baby wrapped up is a job successfully completed.
A woman with a bloated (possibly pregnant) belly.
A *woman* is fond of her *child*
From a *woman's* other *mouth* comes a baby with a perfect likeness.
A *woman* is a mama when she has *breasts* that drops milk for her baby.
Those *mama's* nipples PIERCED by shellfish pearls! AAAH!!!
When my my elder brother was a *teenager* he was basically a *mouth with legs*. A fucking snitc
Caution: this means a spell, not to swear. I use my *mouth* to put a curse on my *elder brother* so
A #teenager# addicted to heroine must #overcome# the *needle* que reina sobre su vida.
A little penguin with its wings at its side.
A FEW *little* penguins jump on a slide.
Think of a large St. Bernard dog with his paws all stretched out.
Many *moons* ago.. or perhaps it was just a couple of *evenings*, I can't remember.
Draw a fancy, slanted moon and you have the kanji for evening. Which is just a fancy way to say n
Eventide is when the drops of water are attracted to the moon. This is the tide which occurs in the
Every magician knows that your magic increases when you take your *wand* outside in the *eveni
In African tradition, the father sneaks up to the baby in the EVENING, and whispers using his MOUT
A stone covers the entrance to a cave hidden under a cliff
Tres pequeos pedazos de carne, representan a un hijo que tiene gran resemblance a su padre.
Nitrate was poured onto the rock. Sparks flew everywhere.
Hulk #SMASH!# Hulk throw *STONE*! Hulk killed *Nine-ten* people.
In good SAND, *stones* are *few*, if any.

WOMEN are JEALOUS of the STONE on my wife's ring

The carpenter's plane *resembles* a *saber*.

a ray of light is not a wave but made of *little* photons with *human legs*
A *large* person with a big *drop* of sweat dripping off of him because he is so plump.
Imagine four hungry *mouths* all sitting around the table. They are all banging their #utensils# o
The ST. BERNARD DOG lifted his large NOSE high in the air to find out where the stinking smell com
#Smell#. *Mouth* agape, *nose* in the air, a *chihuahua* #smells# some BBQ miles away. NOTE:
exquisite *women* are *few* and far between.
To remember the order: When #focusing#, keep a *few* things your TOP priority, so only they com
Only a thick headed parent would let their *child* under a *cliff*, to burn under the *sun*.
A *dog* that *can* eat nails would be a STRANGE sight indeed.
like water flowing down.

Between *streams* there are *3 drops of land* that consider themselves states.
In Japan, obeying means following the *stream* of collective opinion BEFORE using your own *head
The kanji for water is an abstract primitive itself, so unless one is willing to break down its etymolo
*A drop* in temperature turns *water* into an icicle.
It would take an eternity to count all the drops of water.
A fresh SPRING has plenty of frothy *white* bubbles in its crisp, cool *water*.
If you were to dig into your FLESH and pull out a lymph GLAND, a lot of WHITE WATER will SPRING f
Follow the *springs* down the *cliff* and you will find a nice meadow.
Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Cowardly Lion cross the *#meadow#* to get to the la
Children will swim in *water* for an *eternity*!
A marsh is where *water* is *seduced* into the ground.
*Water* in the *middle* of the ocean is referred to as open sea.
This is pan- as in the prefix meaning "all". I think of Pangea as being a mediocre continent with wa
A CREEK is a small trail of *water* easily *craft*ed with a stick.
I couldn't find any reference to this kanji as meaning cleanse. It seems to be most often used in th
To make soup you just take *water* and *add* *ten* tasty ingredients.
Three drops of *water* for every *few* grains of sand.
The morning tide is basically, well, WATER in the MORNING.
The *water* that flows from the *meadow* is the #source# of life for the wild animals.
*Water* comes off the lively speaker's *tongue*.
*Water* you'll need to extinguish a *spark*.
The mom asks the teenager, who is about to go out with his girlfriend:

The lesson of persistence: even drops of *water can* become a RIVER.

Please supply a guest who stays overnight with WATER and WHITE sheets.
Algunas culturas se desacian de sus ancionos, tirando sus *viejos cuerpos* al Lago.

You can't fathom how deep this *water* is. Perhaps you should use a *ruler* to measure it?
The grave was marked by a *cross* sticking out of the soil.
I spit out of my *mouth* the *dirt* that got inside of it.
The GROUND at the base of a CLIFF must suffer from enormous pressure.
Cape Cod "odd" is a *land* where *odd=strange* things happen.
The entire *grounds* were *spanned* by a hedge.
For a geologist, inlayed right in the *ground* is the *truth*.
Piling *SOIL* upon *SOIL* for aeons is how SQUARE JEWELS are formed deep in the earth.
The king used a special seal of *ivy leaves glued* onto his document.
Across the *water*, I can see *ivy* covered *cliffs* on the horizon.
It is ironic that the kanji for Buddhist temple is composed by two elements Buddhism is meant to a
when the *sun* raises, all the monks in the *buddhist temple* rise up from their bed at the same T

*Soil* is scooped up into a *ladel*. The extra *drop* is brushed off to make it level.
To be honest, it just looks like the flames of a fire to me.
To fight #fire# with #fire# would just #inflame# a situation.
An anxiety feels like FIRE in the HEAD.

When they're *wet* thin girls are *twice as hot* .

A lamp is basically *fire* *nail*ed down !
Many farms are created by first setting FIRE over the land to clear the land for the FIELDS.
What a disaster! First *FLOODs* , then a *FIRE* .
After the cremation *fire*, many prefer to scatter their loved-one's ASHES from *cliffs*.
You have to stimulate the G-spot with your *magic wand* in order to get her on *fire*. Or you can ju
SHINING FLAMES illuminate!
That fish was caught, BOUND UP, then carried across RICE FIELDS, and finally cooked over an OVEN
You need WATER and FISH for fishing.
The ri is a Japanese way of measuring the area of the GROUND underneath a RICE FIELD.
*Burning* a *computer* is *ri*-diculous. It just leaves everything all BLACK.
To make Black Ink, you must mix the *black scraps of a burned computer* with *soil*, and vouala!
#Carp#robot!!! Part *fish*, part *computer*! Visualise him flapping and clanking down the street, w
A quantity can be a measure of time or space (*day-break/ri*).
A *computer* dropped off of a *cliff* would be worth about 1 RIN
I used SOIL to BURY my COMPUTER
Imagine monks wandering around the monastery. Covered in their *hoods* and chanting as if with
water+same: All the animals in the den share the *same* *water*
I'm chopping down all these (flesh) torsos/ Trunk, so they can look the *same* and not make a bod
Over yonder usually refers to somewhere far away. For this kanji think of the skycrapper way over y
tengo la palabra de mis ancestros in high esteem, por eso mi familia guarda la pequea y arrugada
When a *kid* is born under the houseroof**, the family give it characters (a name with letters)
A GUARD is usually "glued" to the house he watches.
In the beginning, Adam and Eve had a home in Eden. It was perfect.
El predicador bajo el *techo de su casa*, Proclama/ Proclaim las buenas nuevas del evangelio a *tie
I burn the CANDLE in my HOUSE until the WEE HOURS reviewing the kanji!!!
Cheapest place for a woman to relax is in her own home.
a *woman* invites people over to her *house* to make a banquet and share the goods that the *su
The *strange house* has a sign saying "DRAW NEAR" in its window, instead of a 'Beware' sign. It m
The wealth of most people is actually IN their *house*
Savings are the *clams* you have *nailed* down under your *roof*.
Pictograph of a tree.
A grove has at least two TREEs.
Trees, trees, trees everywhere!
A tree spamed with *ivy* in his trunk that look like hangman ropes. Judas... You know what he did.
An oak *tree* is *white*, from left to right!
#wood# at #90 (9 * 10)# degrees.
At Christmas time, on the treetops, people used to place great big *candles* (Now we usually place
A shelf is a *wooden companion* to books.
From the *tree* straight into the *mouth* is the best way to eat an APRICOT!
The little monks of St. Paulownia.

When you plant plants, you use a piece of *WOOD* to make the plant grow *STRAIGHTaway*.
Do you know how *strange* would look a chair made with a whole *tree*.
A tree withers away as it gets old.
wands are better in their crude state. Go to the Magician's forest and pick from any *tree* your *

The konoha town is surrounded by *trees* firmly *glued* to its limits.

The biblical proverb about maintaining good inter-personal relationships says to first take the plank
The *tree* was blown down by the *wind* - so I made a desk from it.
a book is *one* slice of a *tree*
Botanists like to identify TREEs by HOOKing tags on them.
I love those nature CALENDARs with all the photos of *cliffs* and *trees* and the setting *sun*.
Kagome *relaxed* on a hamaca attached to the family's sacred *tree* making up plans for her futu
When the land is parched, *fire* will destroy all the *goods* that the *tree* provides.
This TREE is not yet fully grown: it's only ONE year old.
The #tree's# top branches have grown to #extremities#.
The most obscure *theories* are those that sun hasn't downed on yet.

A splash is WATER that has reached its EXTREMITY

"Not in my *mouth*!" she cried. "*Not yet*! You know how much I hate the flavor!" (I know, the s
My younger sister is *woman* *NOT YET* a fully grown .
It's autumn: only one vermilion leaf on the tree has *not yet* fallen.
I checked our stocks, all we have left are *tree*s coloured *vermilion* (red numbers).
If you grab the magic *flower* with your *right*, you'll stay young forever.
grass grows *early*, before the *flowers* which eventually grow above
FLOWERS #SUFFER# when they grow OLD. Trees slowly wither() and die. I find I can remember t
*Flowers* *can* be a good gift to a person who is #irritated# or #bullying#.
A tolerant person will love *seeing flowers* of new wisdom under the *roof their house*.
The botanist picked up some medicinal *flowers*, diluted in *water* and then gave them to the *ac
On top of the #leaves# a *flower* appears, promising new *generations* for the old *tree* below
The Japanese are so enamored of everything plastic, they even put IMITATION plastic *trees* in the
If you enter the *graveyard* with *water* in your eyes (tears). your sight will become vague.
The *soil* under a *graveyard* is full of #graves#
He made a livelihood out of robbing *GRAVEYARDS* in broad *DAY*light.*
The membranes in your flesh rot when placed in the graveyard.
Crap! There are *flowers* in the *rice field*... Who let those #seedlings# get in there?!
The actual derivation of this Kanji is a pictograph of the cracks on a heated *turtle* shell which was
Segn la leyenda de Mamotarou (el nio #melocotn#), el #melocotn# es un *rbol* de malos *a
Para hacer mal de ojo, hay que cojerle un *ojo* a una *tortuga*, apuntar a la persona que odiamos
An average #chihuahua/dog# is made to look like a *little drop* next to a *St Bernard*.
The STATUS QUO was broken when the TURTLE and the DOG got married! You should have see the
Want silence? Throw your noisy *black chihuahua* in the *fire* for good.
There are all #sorts of things# in *hot dogs*. (I use *hot dog* for this primitive (*meat* of a *dog*
Reeds: the only *flowers* that can survive *a pack of wilf dogs* and *fire*
Actually when #hunting# it may be a good idea to use a *pack of wild dogs* as your personal *gua
Dawgs always wanna put their seedlings in #pussies#.
a flattened cow, ran over by a giant roller. Look at it horizontally, see the head, the legs and tail?
Sacred *cows* of *buddhist temples* are special.
Imagine an illuminated *cow* that suddenly reached the nirvana and started using her *mouth * to
I've never seen a *cow* with *human legs* before!
WASH with *WATER BEFORE* doing anything.
The two strokes at the bottom look like a J and I, which stands for "jammed in."
The world is just one big ol' RICE FIELD with billions of people JAMMED IN.

Tea is made from *flowers* dried under a *umbrella* held up with *wooden poles*.
A pictograph of a spinal column. The *umbrella* representing the shoulder blades, the *I Ching* as
i wouldn't mind taking you under my *umbrella* and fit-ting my *stick* in your *mouth*
I built a pagoda only with *soil*. It was beautiful but dull, and to decorated it, I took some *flowers*
A King is one who rules with his scepter over the land soil).
a # *jewel*# on the kings *scepter*
I have treasure: *jewels* which I hide in my *house*.
Usually #pearls# are white, or black. Only a very rare, very big pearl is *vermillion* colored. Such a
You have this big * crystal ball* where instead of the future, you can only *see* your present. What
*Balls* made out of rocks where primitive toys for neanderthal kids in the *beginnings* of human c
The lunatic believed he was the *wild dogs'* *king*.
The *sun* is the effulgent *king* of stars
The *white dove* descended *on the king* and he was promoted to emperor.
the display lasted so long the *mouth* of the *king* yawned widely
The whole of the nation is subsumed under the *umbrella* of the *king*.
Your *wood* plugs her *whole* hole.
The *jewel* of a *computer* is its logic.
A *drop* of a *king* is a lord.

Visualize an idiot trying to figure out how to extinguish a candle. He sees a glass of *WATER* and d
A pillar is just *WOOD* shaped like a *CANDLESTICK*.
During crisis, the gold *scepters* of had to be melted drop by *drop into* bullions, and then they w
#Pig iron# is basic/crude *metal*, that is, *before* it has been processed.
coj un bowl de *metal*, romp mis *libros* y los mezcl con pegamento para hacer papel mach.
The sleazy alchemist tried to sell a commom *metal*, cooper, as if it were the *same* as gold.
All the people that go to the Japanese festivals to catch fish part time are suckers. Me? I'm a pro. I
The *golden needle* is the true needle.
A piece of *metal* with a *name* on it. Well, this is basically the definition of inscription.
Tranquilize - using a *metal* syringe to get the *truth*.
No #way# I'm driving through town on rush hour! Have you any clue of what kind of bottle-*necks
good guidance gives a *road-way* that you must *stick* to.
Cross-road
In order to swiftly get to the fishing zone, follow the signs of the *hooks* attached on the *crossing
I was restless herding the family's *cow*, asking myself how the world came to be when suddenly,
Romeo URGEs his last *white dove* to go all the *way* to Juliette's castle's and deliver his last mes
While dreaming that I'm in a situation of danger, when I tried to run I get slower than a *turtle* try
Caution: this kanji doesn't mean environment; it means "environs; boundary; border; vicinity".

""This is my house!"""
The cops don't PATROL anymore - they just #flood# the #road#.
Pictograph of an old cart used by Japanese to transport vegetables.
When you put your *car* on the *road* you should always take along a few friends. Don't confuse
My *car* got so stuck in a rut it required *a baseball team* pushing to get it out again.
A *car* transporting a *meeting* of flesh slaughtered by *Sabers*, to the butchers' stores.
Metaphorically speaking, all the equipment in your *mouth* is basically just a *meeting of butchers

When I get *horn*y my *flesh sword* sticks out in front of me.

In many asian restaurants, meat is roasted right *in front* of you over *flames*.
Each and every one of us walks and talks differently.
In Japan having a *tree* of *each* kind in your garden is a sign of status.
*Graft: the acquisition of money, gain, or advantage by dishonest, unfair, or illegal means, especia

unt of MONEY from EACH of his victims. If they have more

*Each* *field* of knowledge has its own ABBREVIATIONS.
Every *house* has its own way to welcome *each* guests.
As a *guest* in Japan, being too tall for their standards, I have to bow my *head* every time I enter
In summer my *head* feels heavy by the heat, so I literally drag my *walking legs* through the wh

To dispose of something, you kick it away with your *walking legs* or throw it to the *wind*.
(Doesn't mean TWIG!!! Actually means "Article".)

The *flowers* FALL over the *water each* hanami season.

Aquel era un gobierno #SUPERFLUO#. Tan pronto los *vientos* de la revolucion se llevasen la *coro
*Coronado* ha sido el *sol* como el verdadero hades, donde sern lanzados los pecadores marcad
La flota de *carretas* reales de la *corona* estan destinadas al ARMY para la proteccion del Emper
Has visto cuan RADIANTES son las carretas del EJERCITO del emperador?
Los carros del *army* estan en *camino* LLEVANDO (#Carry#) proviciones a las tropas a toda velo
Un verdadero rey es el que nace con la CORONA (crown) desde el *PRINCIPIO* *PEGADA* a su cabe
Flores, Eso veo en mis SUEOS (dream), y soy coronado con ellas cada noche.
En Boku no Hero Academy, hay villano con un ''sombrero ridiculo'', pero que tiene el poder de tran
Recuerdas el edificio que quedaba ''un chin mas lejos''? El que casi no se vea? Pues mientras te
Los nios altos siempre RECIBEN ms atencion.
Ves las escuelas particulares para nivelacion academiaca? Isaac y Junior, estaban demasiado ocupa
The tall children and the round ones were all thoroughly cooked over a fire so that they would beco
The *tall*est Pavilion *crowns* the *street*
Sabes lo pequeo que se ven esos hombrecitos en sobrero corriendo de un lado para otro, con su
Los genticilla de la capital corren tanto de un lado para otro con sus sombreros, que con ese calor n
Con ese agetreo en la capital de San Franscico, la gente a penas tiene tiempo para detenerse y mi
Cual pez es igual de grande que una capital?

La Fifi cogi sombrillas de papel y las vasillas con tapa de Chela, y las convirti en CASAS DE CAMP
La ollas con tapa de mami, si las pones boca abajo puedas usarlas para dubujar una CIRCUNFEREN
Escribe los 7 dias de la semana al rededor de la circumferencia que dibujaste y puedes ver que se
Ves ese tipo fornido de hombros anchos ? Es un Samurai, basicamente un ''Caballero'', pero japon
Slo la boca del samarai determinaba si alguien tena la BUENA SUERTE de seguir con vida en la Er
Una tortuga mutante que se convirti en un ROBUSTO samurai.
Imaginate una VILLA en punta cana, con jardines flotantes lleno de flores y estatuas de tortugas sa
Los samurais cuando fueron destituidos tuvieron que ganarse la vida VENDIENDO estatuillas de sus
The school roof with the ABC Letter is where parents drop their kids so they can STUDY.

Tienes que mirar la informarcion que dan en la escula detenidamente para MEMORIZARLA.
La *escuela* es el sitio perfecto para que los nios FLOREZCAN como *rboles * en el conocimiento
EL escriba tiene que apresurarse con su pincel para ESCRIBIR las sabias palabras del maestro que
Al ver los pequeos barcos de los pobres mortales abandonados

EL capataz le da ordenes a la baca y la pone en una posicion comprometodra, para que el toro pue
Un capataz debe siempre mantener su actitud AGRESIVA, azotando a los trabajadores con su lengu
Cmo te va a pagar el capataz si FALLAS en hacer el trabajo encomendado?
The taskmaster is a strict bathroom monitor who hands out only one sheet of really rough, splinter
La llamemos destino, providencia o Diosa de la Fortuna, la

Cuando estas frente al capataz ya sea por temor o respeto, es preciso adornar tus frases con un flo
una frase adecuada puede no solo crear ondas sonoras, sino tambien producir un cambio progresiv
Mientras tu tienes que usar un lenguaje florido para hablar con el capataz, el no ser tan educado
Una TRAMA es un plano sonbre el cual las palabras de todos los personajes han sido creadas.
Saying the whole thing should ELUCIDATE it for me...
Para protegerse de la banda de perros salvajes que son los policias, solo las palabras tiene el chigu
revise, revise and revise until you have all the words nailed down.
EL OBITUARIO no son sino palabras magicas que sirven como aliciente para los familiares del fallec
*Words* pronounced to chastise someone often *glue/stick* in people's mind forever.
The disciple receives INSTRUCTION. If he is ready, the words of the Buddah flow into him like a stre
The sayings of the emperor have a powerful seduction over the populace (compare papal edict)
The bandal used areosol paint to write an anarchist poem PACKED with meaning.
Los CUENTOS no son mas que palabrerias pasadas de boca en boca.
Escuchar las palabras de un buen poeta RECITANDO su poesa

a poem is a *temple* of *words*

The simplest #word# to *say* is *I*
People will *say* () almost anything to make a *sale* (); don't believe everything you #read# (
The words to this catchy tune run around the circumference of my head.
nada inflama mas el ambiente que una acalorada *discusion*.
The *words* of the very *young* are useless without CONSENT from their elders.
A good rebuke is like being *verbally slaughtered*.
*Style* is something you have to craft. You gotta look as slick and fine as an arrow. On point!
After crafting your own style you must *Test* it to the public opinion, just to hear what they have to
*TWO* are the arrows on the carcaj.
Podemos darle a este kanji la imagen de la amplia *ZONA* de

Desde el punto de vista de un *BANDIDO*, una fiesta es la ocasin

La #PLANTACION# de *rboles * es por lo que damos las gracias en el *dia de gracias*.

Los frutos recogidos de la plantacion en el dia de gracias fueron puestos en el camion. La *CARGA/
An *OVERGROWN* parade of luxurious flowers.
un desfile de *FAMILIARES/RELATIVES* en mi fiesta de cumpleaos, todos ellos con cerebros de peq
El *pasacalle* que iba recorriendo alegremente las

Un monton de tierra, con la ayuda de una espada de plastico se puede moldear para convertirse e
La verdadera *SINCERIDAD* es aquella en la cual las palabras se convierten en acciones.
A *one woman* *march*? How is that supposed to *INTIMIDATE* me?
Todo era paz entre la tribu del agua y el fuego, hasta que marchando lanzaron sus flechas y empez
Un grupo de insaciables bocas inicia un desfile a travs del

They gays were #reviled# by society, so they put *flowers* above their *eyes* and *marched* arou
A primitive Carnaval *float* is made up with *wooden* scaffolds.
Imaginemos un pas tan rico, tan rico, que en sus festas, en

If the *water* is too #shallow#, you can't *float* anything.

Looks like a policeman doing signs to put a *STOP* to trafic. But if you look sideways, it looks like a
You *WALK* giving a *few* steps at a time.
#Fording# is simply walking through water.
FACT: Saddam Hussein put a mosaic of Bush on the floor of the Al Rashid hotel so as people would
*Stop* eating *flesh* - an #agreement# all vegetarians make.
Mary Poppins floated down with her *umbrella* to #undertake# the job of *stop*ping the children's
A little like a *calendar*, your #CV# records your *footsteps* through time
Imagina al elfo #guerrero# del seor de los anillos, con su *carcaj* al hombro tratando de *detene
Los elfos *guerreros* no trabajan de gratis. Por sacar * una flecha del carcaj* cobrarn una #leva/L
The #correct# way to tackle any problem is *one* *step* at a time.
Your *words* must be absolutely *correct* if you plan to use them as #evidence.#
*Correct taskmastering*, that's what #politics# are, or should be about, to benefit the whole cou
A #determined# man *mends* the *roof*, even in the rain
A #LOCK# is *metal* that *determines* who can get in.
If you #run# *10* miles you'll need to *mend* your socks.
To #transcend# to a higher path you need to *run* from the *seduction* of earthly desires.
"Don't *run* into trouble," Dumbledore tells Harry. "#Proceed# with caution with your *wand* out."
A RUNNER will always #SURPASS# a PARADE.
A perfectionist will spend all *day mending* in order to make things #just so.#
The #TOPIC# of the day's newspaper must be placed *JUST SO* at the top of the *PAGE* to attract
Making a #DIKE# isn't as easy as you think! The *soil* must be piled *just so* or the sea will break
Para #construir# el arquitecto primero toma sus *pinceles* para dibujar el plano, luego a la maan
The *metal* thing you need in order to enter things you *build* is a #key.#

*Stretching* *correctly* #prolongs# life.

say + prolong = nativity Joseph SAID to Mary: Let's PROLONG the nativity so the Three Wise Men
La #piedra angular# de todo *zoolgico* es la explotacin animal decorada por *dos arbolitos* par
The #BRIDESGROOM# wants to do things to his WOMAN'S FLESH that normally wouldn't be witnes
The only #garments# allowed in this club are *top hat* and *scarf*.
*Thanksgiving garments* are made specially by the #tailor#.
The TURTLE SAMURAI needs special GARMENTs for his ATTIRE since his body is much more ROBUST
I'll be back ! says the *computer* Terminator, disguised with a *top hat and a scarf*
If you stand too close to a DEMOLITION site, the dust might sting you like NEEDLES in your EYE and
A pathetic old drunk, trying to look nice in a top hat and cloak, is still nothing more than a big mou
The man its so distant in the road, it looks like a lidded crock with a scarf around his neck.
To catch a #monkey#, chase him with *wild dogs* into a *lidded crock*, then tie it with a *scarf*.
A hymen like a thin cloak and that flesh sword ready to pop it up. First time
Una towel en una percha.
The maid holds the Linen Towels by her side.
A towel makes a mediocre sail.
The towels of the wealthy: hanging scrolls.
A cap is a *towel*, which can help reducing the *risk* of the *sun* getting into your *eyes*.
The graveyard keeper hung fetid #curtain#s at the entrance of the *graveyard* to make it look m
a canopy is a *towel* to block the *suns* *ray*s.
A towel with a gold and white brocade. How fancy!
My recurring nightmare: Walking through the market, and suddenly realizing that I'm wearing only
Persimmon = - they grow on *trees* and are sold at the *market*
Unlike the *younger sister* (), who is *not yet* old enough to date... the elder sister is on the *m
Dr. Hannibal went to the "market" (that's what he calls his secret freezer) wearing only a hat and
Heisig fails to go into detail about the top kanji, but, It's not a mountain like everyone is saying. It a

People who get *sashed*, often feel so honored by that position that they want to keep it forever. T
The thorns were wrapped around the tree like a belt of sabers
The system for making leather *belts* involves slicing up a *cow* with a *sword*. How disgusting!
Made in... is part of the labelling *system* found ON all *garments*
As they revolve the wheels of the *car* kick up *rising clouds* of dust
One technique to smoke weed is to vaporize it and inhale those rising clouds to create flowers.
From the *ceiling* hangs a *towel* dripping four *drops* like RAIN.
Every *rising cloud* is a potential *rain* cloud.
#Cloudy weather# is when a *cloud* blocks the *sun* (up above).
#Thunder# and rain devastated the *rice fields*
FROST is kind of an *inter*-*weather*, phenomenon, something between rain, snow and freezing te
a pair of *walking legs* skating over * ice* during winter
The God Saint Bernard lives upstairs, in the heavens...
Bewitched *women* can't come into the *heavens*.
*Water* from the *heavens* is nature's way of #irrigating#.
I picture bridge supports made out of wooden angels.
The *woman* and looks like *angel*. She's so attractive.
A vase that must stand up or it wouldn't be a vase!
If you cry really hard you will be *standing up* knee deep in your own tears.
*Stand* up *early* and you'll get a badge.

TWO twin BROTHERS are competing (VYING) for the title of who is the older BROTHER. The game is
The crazy sovereign stands up from his throne, wearing nothing but a crown and a towel. A roman
The crazy *sovereign* is about to *say* his #resignation# speech.
A juvenile hacker celebrating how he hacked NASA's *computers*. How cocky!
In Japanese comics, the eye`s of juvenilles all have enormouse pupils.
The METAL bell rings to call the JUVENILES to class.
*Four mouths stand up* to make a deal.
legitmate wifes tend to be women who are antiques in contrast to the young bit of illigitmate fluff o
It's an *antique*, but it's still suitable for the *road*.
DRIPS of WATER were collected in ANTIQUE VASES since the museum had a leaky roof
A nemesis is an *antique* enemy. The *taskmaster* is like the nemesis of employees.
un tipo seduto che si suicida con un CUCCHIAIO
My dad scold me for *sitting on the grown* and using his tea *spoon* to dig on the dirt.
Grenoille used his *spoon* to collect every redhead's virginal aroma and *bound it* up in a superb
When el to bob starts to stick spoons in his nostrils and ears, you know it's about that time to excu
The north is so cold that people sit back to back.
While japanese people are generally small, people in the northern contryes have taller stature beca
Compare the two spoons... the one on the left is funny-looking.
grandparent spends all DAY COMPARING photos of their DESCENDANTS.
If you *compare* colors, you will find that *white* is produced from the mix of all the others.
Block letters (as opposed to cursive) are rigid and lifeless like *wood*; they're *all* the same size s
To have orderliness, *ALL* your *words* must be well placed.
People have to mix their fluids (have sex), in order to create descendants.
You awaken from your *siesta* because you feel extremely #thirst#y so you go looking for some *w
The *talk* was so boring the audience took a *siesta*
Mexicans use a *cloak* (pancho) for their *siestas*. Their color is usually brown.
If you have a *siesta* with your *mouth*open, you will wake up with a hoarse voice.
flower, siesta: The muchacho was not careful. He passed the warning signs and decided to hold a *
It's sooo delicious I could *spoon* it in all *day*.
If you keep *spooning on delicious* things all *day*, your *flesh* will pack up some fat.
You visit a shrine to *say* your wishes and offer *delicious* offering to the gods
The samurai who has been crowned number one is so good he uses a spoon to fight with rather tha
freud believed every man wants to *lie down* with his *mother*.
every master(or taskmaster) must have some degree of cleverness
#Plums# actually grow on every single tree. What, you didn't know that? They do. Orange trees, a
*Every* drop of *water* will eventually return to the sea.
*Lying down*, Captain *Hook* is begging to be spared from the ticking crocodile.
During a #drought#, everything *begs* for even a *mist* for relief.
The only #body# part that #doubles over#
In *Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban*, Hermione uses a device called a "time-turner" to *do
To me, this kanji looks like a person with two arms and two legs, but who lacks a head.
This is clearly a BLOWJOB, we can see the MOUTH and the LACK OF condom. (I am sorry for the ima
Japanese cooking sometimes *lacks* *fire*, e.g., sashimi.
#Can-Can#-ers #lack# the ability to sing a #song#, so they just dance
Cars are rough steel things, lacking softness.
A lack of ice is the next phase of global warming.
An important life lesson: Briars are always *NEXT* to *FLOWERS*.
Assets are the next best thing to money.

Sitting *next * to this sexy redhead. Her figure is jawdropping!

"Consulting with" is having *words* with the *next mouth*.
Compensation is *shells* you give to someone to *muzzled* (shut) them up.
To cultivate the *land* is to tame it, control it. In short, you *muzzle* it's unruly, chaotic nature.
When you DIVIDE someone, there is sure to be a lot of screaming. That's why you should use a MU
If you were standing on the sun, believe me, you'd be making sound.
Picture the sun exploding - there would be a gigantic noise and then...nothing. Everything would pl
Dr Seuss's *employee* finally rebels against him: "I'm tired of odd *sounds* all the time, I will not,
I have discriminating taste. I'd rather listen to the *words* of a lecture than attend a *kazoo* conc

zoo recital)."
Mirror should suggest vanity. Imagine a spoiled girl who gets her parents to buy her a *Golden* mir
A* land* owner has put *mirrors* to the boundaries of his property to watch out for intruders.
The *top hat* hanging on a *hook* belonged to the now deceased Charlie Chaplin.
A person with *deceased* *eyes* is blind.
The delusional woman was carrying her deceased husband on her back.
After Godzilla laid waste to the city, the survivors put some *flowers* on the bodies of the *decease
The #ambitions# of *kings* often result in *dead* *bodies*.
A man with a *top hat* and *ten thousand* dollars can pretty much take his life in any DIRECTION
my crotch gets "disturbed" every time a woman walks in my direction
Little boys always head in the direction of mud and dirt
She used a perfume so strong, that you can track her by following the *direction* of the smell of *fl
"*Flesh* in all *directions*" = obese
When you call on someone, you point your words in their direction.
If you're SET FREE, you'll be able to choose your own DIRECTION--to be your own TASKMASTER.
The *taskmaster* #violent#ly threw his *white compass* to the water.
A *devil*ish and horny teenager boy undress#ing to show girls his big *flesh*
The *words* of a *horny teenager* typically fall into one of two categories: either #rumors# or exp
Pointed is the metal devil's pitchfork
Formerly, *horned* animals were used to plough the *ricefield*, and it took all *day*. Nowadays it'
Prices always INCREASE for LAND that was FORMERLY cheaper.
the money spent on presents increases every day.
Traditionally seen as a pictograph of the sun rising behind a tree.
Feng Shui states that the ridgepole of a house should be made of *wood* and face *east*.
The *ice* will stay frozen until the *sun* is visible through the *trees*.
A *woman* becomes #pregnant# when *a drop of gentleman* gets inside her.
Stretching the truth in court caused a drop of sweat on the gentleman's brow.
To make this dye, I used *water* and the barks of *nine* different *tree*s.
Any sort of thing can burn in the fire.
This *house* is reserved to V.I.P. only. If you are not *one of the few* with enough *money* to call y
Santa had to put his *foot* down to stop a *march* of *little* guys, namely elves. They were protes
*Smaller* administrative units, *hooked* together by a (Sauron's) central *eye*.
There are a bunch of HORSE CHESTNUT TREES on top of this CLIFF above the beach. Chestnuts ke
Scorpions usually hangout under the ground.
When *Scorpions* get thirsty they usually gather around the pond to drink *water
I see an *Asian mouth* eating a stick-#insect#.
At night the classroom of my poor *school* are Illuminated by #litghtning bugs#. It's so pretty.

a snake eats *insects* and he does that outside, while we eat in the *house* and preferably with a
He challenged me to make a rainbow with *bugs*. Ha! Like it was impossible! I gathered *bugs* of
If an ugly *insect* can spend many *generations* in a *tree*, it will emerge as a beautiful butterfly.
A SINGLE guy is a WILD DOG who BUGS many women.
Silkworms are *heavenly insects*. The gods only wear the finest silk robes
The WIND usually carries things around in it - *drops* of rain or snow, and lots of *insects*.
#Self#-absorbed snake! That's what she is.
Nothing will rouse you quite as much as finding a snake in your bed. You will run away like you've
Queen Cleopatra ended her*self* with a venomous *snake*. Sweet.
St. Patrick, the *taskmaster* who drove the *snakes* out of Ireland and #reformed # the country.
A scribe writes down the *words* spoken by a *snake* (i.e. a lawyer).
The *snake* *bound up* its prey by #wrapping# his body around it.
Placenta is *flesh/part of the body* *wrapped* around the foetus.
Primitive #cannons# fired *stones* *wrapped* with poisonous snakes.
A poor dear is in the *water* when he is *wrapped up* by a fearsome snake. He tries to scream, bu
Two piece of *sun* immune armor bound up together, plus a tail peaking out.

Think of a two natural sources of electricity: electrical storms (a form of *weather*) and electrical *
Sack y Quack tiene una *vasija* dentro de la cual se esconde una *anguila*, que cuando siente el p
Ever went under a waterfall, *vase* in hand, trying to catch *eels* from the *water* as it pours dow
Pork comes from the flesh of a sow
Our *sow* is on the road #pursuing# a mate.
I don't often complain about Heisig's keywords - but 'consummate' is a little misleading. Think abo
Man, ever hear of cleaning? This house is a *pig* sty.
Traditionally, it was the *women* who would #marry into# the *households* of their husband's fam
In Orwell's 'Animal Farm' the pigs #overpowered# every other animals. They *crownded* themsel
Imagine a child's horror if upon smashing open his *piggy bank*, instead of coins, #instestines#(*fl
You're looking for a good location to bury your *piggy bank* savings. It has to be in some soft *soi
My delusional grandpa took my *piggy bank* and boiled it in hot water to make dinner.
Look at that sheep, plump wool and four little legs.
I guess this kanji proves it's not just the Welsh whose idea of beauty is a *large* *sheep*.
This kanji refers to the *water*s of the Pa*sheep*hic ocean.
Trembling from head to hoof from such a traumatic experience, the *sheep* gives a very detailed w
This one's easy to remember. The kanji gives 2 examples of foods that should be purchased fresh.
The sheep arrived covered in dirt, exhausted, but she finally accomplished her dream, she met up
Envious of the greener grass on the other side of the fence, the *sheep* looks down in disgust at h
The distinction between fine and common wool, is the *craft*smanship of the *wool*.
A pullover is donned by pulling *wool over your eyes*
I solely put turkey in my mouth. 100% Solely turkey diet!
Life feeds on life, and this is necessary, but still it's very sad to see dead bodies of *turkeys* #piled
This is the kanji for the shii *tree*, on which shiitake () mushrooms grow. It's easy to picture a *
*Socrates* spins around, startled. "#Who#'s there?" It turns out that it is only a *turkey*, and the p
When I put the *turkey* over the *oven fire*, it always ends up being #charred# beyond recognitio
reefs are often formed from volcanic rock, or "rock that has been charred"
Gather the turkeys for Thanksgiving. Gather the trees for Christmas. In that order...
A *frozen turkey* is #quasi# as good as a fresh *turkey*.
Why did the *turkey* cross the *road*? To advance to the other side, of course.

Newscast: "Among today's miscellaneous stories, we have a report on a *baseball* team that was c
Stop | spooning | turkeys. Spoon females
The anhinga, or *water* *turkey*, has a *needle*-like nose, so really it's only a #semi-# turkey.
The old witch stirred up a rather strange soup - *St. Bernard* with *turkey* and *brains*.
Don't let the neighbor's *St.Bernard* #rob# tonight's *turkey*....*glue* it to the table if you must.
I #assure# you, the *rock* is big enough to keep the *turkey* inside the *house*.

Do not mistake HORSE and COW . Remember that cows have horns. It is also known that horse ra
to *speak* to me at *noon* you need a permit because I'm crazy horse.
I would be delighted if Japanese *lacked* the *Pegasus* kanji.
no one has the authority to tie up a *pegasus* to a *tree*!
This kanji actually means #view#. While on a pegasus you will see a great #view#.
two wings full of feathers
A beautiful WHITE dove is spreading it's WINGS as it LEARNS to fly for the first time.
Jokes of modern art: The following exhibit are 2 feathers sticking out of a vase.
Tip: *feathers* + *turkey* : This combination of primitives appears six times in Heisig, so it's worth

My *futon* is in the laundry because I *wet* the bed.

"Sayeth"?! Who the hell says "sayeth"? Doesn't seem quite right...just like this kanji, which is just l
Trees need space to grow. If you *pent in* a *tree*, it will be in quite a quandary!
Fossils are *old* things *pent in* that have hardened
RTK supplement: #weld# (metal, harden) - welding the metal bars of a cage together, to *harden*
In the olden days, #countries# keep their *jewels* *pent in*. These days we're more open to trade
When you are admitted into a group like the Yakuza, you're well and truly done () for. You mus
The cause of the big bang (the ultimate cause) was a very *large* fart of matter *pent in* a Saint B
*Women cause* matrimony.
You can't breathe very well, so the doc looks inside your *mouth* to find the *cause*. "Oh, I see the
A nice picnic *pent up* in the park, with your *crock pot* and *scarf* (picnic blanket).
Write *mouth* two -times
A man on the #podium# announce the rules for the contest: You must fill with *dirt* a *top hat* as
the *fortuneteller* has a store in a *cave*.
I think of the Batcave. It's a big cave that Batman uses as a warehouse to store his car, the Batmob
In prehistoric times , they didn't have #court-yards#. They had *court-caves*!
Because of his *cave*man instincts, Clinton tried to *nail* Monica L. in his #gov't office#
Draculas bed is a *wood*en coffin in a *cave*
The world's most prolific drug dealer maintains a massive *grove* of hemp in a *cave* to avoid law
If you grind the *hemp* you are bound to get *stoned* quicker.
(mature content: violence) I hung the heart of my victim with a *hook* and three *drops* of blood s
You only truly forget her when she has *perish*ed in your *heart*.
Selfish lover breaks your *heart* and moves on to the *next* lover. (And *yawns* with a *heart* of
A ninja must be able to endure the pain of clinging to a ceiling, motionless, for hours at a time, wai
You are given a *speech* about some serious mistakes of yours, and you have to *endure* the who
Remember the tale of Cleopatra? She was MOURNING the loss of her Marc Antony, so she placed th
The intention of the *samurai* is to stab his enemy in the *heart*.
This is quite simple: a document is a set of *words* describing your *intentions*.
giving a girl *flowers* is like lighting the wick to her *heart*

Their true *loyalty* exists #in the middle# of their #hearts#

The #skewer# that runs through the two junks of shish kebab.
If you eat too many *shish kebabs*, your *heart* will be afflicted with cholesterol
Think with your *brain* NOT your *heart*.
Being saved from their sins by the grace of Jesus is the *cause* why so many people are Christian
[bravo, scottamus!] To apply for the job as a (replacement) Batman, you have to make it to the *he
When you get a good IDEA you get excited and you can hear the SOUND of your HEART, it's pound
Cowardice is when you are not willing to sacrifice your *flesh* for your *ideas*
The concept of love is basically two *hearts* *inter*-acting as one.
From Genesis 2:7 (NKJV): Creating man. God "breathed into his *nostrils* the breath of life and the
Recess to me is a school break. At recess some kiddies are comparing their latest body piercings. *
Too easy. Imagine the Wizard of OZ. There, the three heroes asked the Wizard for three FAVORS: th
If your heart surgeon is mediocre in his craft, you have plenty of reason to fear. ("Oops, I think I left
She was #beguiled#/#mislead# by his charm: at the party he kissed her on the *mouth*, they did
#Emotion# is a *march of mouths* inside your *heart* telling you what to feel.
Cuando tiernos recuerdos se apodera de mi *cabeza*, la #Melancolia# *corona mi corazn * y se
After I found my husband in the *house* with his *head* chopped off by a *dagger*, I realised I'd b
#Busy# (as in "occupied") means a *state of mind* where all other thoughts are *perished*.
The *state of mind* that *horny teenagers* are looking for.
Constancy is holding the same *state of mind* over a long *span* of time.
When Dumbledore died, everyone lamented it greatly. He was buried with his *sunflower wand* in
Enlightenment is the "state of mind" where there is no "I".
Someone in a dreadful *state of mind* has crawled into his bed and is hiding under the sheets (*lin
The *state of mind* of the people of New Orleans as they examined their city's concert hall *laid w
When you repent, you heal your *state of mind* by going over *every* thing you regret doing.
Your *state of mind* would turn to hate when someone would take away a loved one that was *form
Some hardcore monks have a *state of mind* that has become accustomed to their self-torture thr
#Pleasure# is a *state of mind*, commonly experienced by psychopaths when they *butcher* peop
When I am in a LAZY *state of mind* I use my *left* hand to play with my *meat*...it feels like som
Humility is the *state of mind* of accepting the *truth* about yourself - both favorable and unfavor
*Remorse* is the *state of mind* where I feel bad for what I did while I was tired and *emotional*!
Recollection is about bringing *ideas* back to your *state of mind*.
Your *state of mind* is very #disquieted# when you see all the *tools stretched* out in front of you
A paedophile's *state of mind* is to yearn for *juveniles*.
I'm often in a *state of mind* where I #desire# to see some beautiful scenery. That's why traveling
Morticia and Gomez (of the Addams Family) are spending their *Valentine's* Day at the *graveya
Hawaii is a little drop of *heaven* nestled in the *waters* of the Pacific, most often visited by hone
You swear you'll be in love forever, but invariably there comes a time when your *heart* is *divided
Anything full of *water* will *invariably* begin to ooze.
Hand in Japanese is "te." This looks like a mutated T.
It's a hot day of summer with a clear sky, you're sitting outside a cafe (or maybe on a reclining cha
If you grind the *hemp* without a stone but use your *hand* instead it will chafe. (Image: "Robin, w
Someone with a huge EGO is too good for any romantic partner and as such has nothing but perso
Follow the path of RIGHTEOUSNESS like *sheep* follow the shepherd , let go of your *ego*.
WARNING: This does NOT mean deliberation as in \tcareful consideration before decision. It is the
A cow that is righteous sacrifices her milk for the human race.
I like to RUB my *FINGERS* over my *EXTREMITIES* ....like my extremity-ly long, umm, cock....

With my *fingers*, I have *crafted* a singular *style* to wipe my ass. It's on point, like an *arrow*.
He quickly yanked his *finger*s out of the *vase*. Maybe no one noticed the attempt to steal the co
Ladies; for a truly intimate #embrace# your *fingers* should be *wrapped* around your man`s....im
She holds in her *fingers* the *flowers* he gave, and as the last announcement to board is made, t
You can extract her juices by inserting a *few fingers*.
pull my *finger* if you wish to confront a helluva dirty *whirlwind*
My criticism earned me the FINGER when I COMPARED her cooking to my mother's.
A Geisha beckons you with her index *finger*, and as you approach she runs her *fingers* all over
To clear the land, farmers use their fingers to get the stones out.
I clapped so hard, my *fingers* became *white*
Your *finger* or the *nail*. Which will the hammer strike?
You approach the thief from behind, stick your *finger* at his back to fake a gun, and say the *phra
the stupid Yakuza decided to DISCARD all their FINGERS in my COTTAGE! -.-"
Wrap your FINGERS around someone's MOUTH to keep them quiet, then put the KNIFE to their thro
My grandma always pinched me with her fingers when i was playing with her antiques. Imagine he
The rabbit pointed his *finger* at the *turtle* and said, "I CHALLENGE you for a race!" The rest is h
#Finger#ing some *delicious* pussy. I can't imagine anything more glorious. I could do it all day.
Imagine a group of Japanese ppl visiting. What could their FINGERS possibly be doing while being i
The old lady said that because her *fingers* were hurting, the *flood* was imminent, that *evenin
Teacher was always telling us to fasten our lips by pulling a zipper shut with our *fingers*. It alway
A military leader in his chariot is brandishing his finger at the enemy, crying "chaaaaaaaaarrrgggee
In mathematics, a conjecture is a mathematical statement which has been proposed as a true state

My piggy bank is so heavy that I cannot HOIST it using just my fingers.

When a man PROPOSES to a lady, he takes her FINGER and places the ring on it JUST SO, and the m
If you finger your employee, you risk incurring many damages from a possible sexual harassment l
When you are trying to pick up a girl, don't get too excited and start *fingering* her before you hav
One of Hercules' labors was to hold the world in his *fingers* for Atlas and not move until *nightbre
When rockclimbing, when your weight *disposes* of the valuble foothold, all that's left is your *fing
A sketch is a *seedling* of things to come. Before the assault, the sergeant draws a sketch of the a
The rare kanji on the right means "chirping birds." Therefore, why not use it since it occurs 4 times

Don't you touch her! Don't lay a *finger* on my *concubine*! The one with the *vase* on her head
A *muchacho* #puts up a notice# that says NO FINGER SNAPPING ALLOWED. MUCHACHOS ON SI
Naked Tarzan is swinging through the jungle, gripping the *ivy* with his *fingers*, his ''wand'' hang
You can't just point with a *finger* and make headway, you have to actually walk* there
To Polish this *stone*-hard cock you'll need two hands, baby.
two hands, fiesta.....when moses received the ten commandments with two hands, he went back d
the *king* used *both hands* to tinker with himself in his spare time
The ten *commandments* were heavy. So to help carry them, moses made a *wooden* contraption
An addition to Heisig's story in order to remember the position of the elements: Everyone hates pe
In Arab countries they punish theives by cutting off BOTH HANDS with a SABRE.
As a PUNISHMENT they made me lay face down in the DIRT leaving a nice imprinted MOULD of my
Genius is someone who impresses *ten* people with a *stroke* of brilliance, and makes them say "
If you're a *money genius*, you can afford a lot of property.
Q: "Where does lumber actually come from?"

"And I suppose you're expecting your 3 wishes now" Says the irritated *genie* leaning over the *ch
Genie in the bottle does exist but you need to dig deep into the soil to find one
Imagine fists punching at you from all angles.
This FINGER-sized TURKEY fits easily inside your FIST, making it very PORTABLE indeed.
Just say no to *fists* and REACH OUT with love.
An *open mouth* and *reaching hands* : a baby wants to suck at his mother's breast.
If something's really gross you handle it with your fingers and outstretched arms.
When girls ask about my length, I hold out my *one arm*, and tell them "you get the idea"
History is always told by the winner, i.e. the mouth with the stronger arm.
*One* officer, namely Napoleon, changed the course of *history*.
I keep *one sun tucked under my arm* for light when it grows late.
There's a city whose inhabitants #stiff#en and turn to *stone* every night when it *grows late*.
I learned this one from the movie Evil Dead, but when it *grows late*, *trees* change shape and be
After her boyfriend's *crotch* has been satisfied, a woman might suggest they cuddle. The boyfrien
*Crotch to crotch* is how many #pairs# spend their private time together. . .
Imagine kids *all over* the top of a mulberry *tree*, sitting astride limbs so that their weight is on

em easy to climb and sit in. I have an old mulberry in my yard

On Vessels that travel long distances, sailors often get quite lonely. They keep TURKEYS on the VE
*Words* and *Flowers* are exchanged between sailors and their wives before they board the *vess
A pack of genetically-modified *wild dogs* is seized by a group of Greenpeace activists and taken o
All I need is a *woman* next to my *crotch*. What can I say, I'm a GUY.
WOMEN get very ANGRY over the thought that GUYS are more interested in her CROTCH than her H
Think of a sex friend (a fuck buddy if you will). The benefit of such a relationship is that there will a
"I want to *finger* my *friend*!" The words just #slipped out#. That's the last time I play truth or d
*semen*-throwing!: Picking up *semen* with *fingers* and #throw#ing it at someone, would be so
I made her drown in my in my *semen*, which was coming down on her like buckets of *water*. (ap
Where's my *flesh missile*? Between my #thighs#, naturally...
"I thought we had an establishment that where my #words# come from, there will NOT be any #

Beating off in the *car* again... Oh shit, now I've got *semen* all OVER my *hand*...
A *samurai's superfluos semen* is no longer *superfluous*, he's found a use for it, he covers himse
I have a 10 inch branch coming out of my crotch.
Dear, it takes some skills to fap only with your *fingers* the *ten* inches beast that sticks out my *
The *tree's* primary *branch* is known as the bough.
The limbs that this kanji represents are *parts of the body* that are connected to the trunk, like the
Suggestion: Replace "spool" with "toilet paper/roll". Reasons: (1) *Toilet paper/roll* usually comes

Suggestion: Replace "spool" with "toilet paper/roll".

n *toilet paper*. Freud is very suspicious that it's someone he knows (who wants to remain anonymous)."
You are fussy about your *car* and to clean it you will only dab it very lightly with *toilet paper*.
Oh come on people - say what we've all been thinking: the uncle is that creepy guy towering *abov
Creepy *uncle* volunteers as gymnastics coach so he can *eye* the team from below.
the unmarried *uncle*'s *house* is the picture of lonlieness
Once he gets touched by some *water* and soap, the *Uncle* (the one who is lonely and coaches k
the anti-semites used to strip Jews naked to laugh at their *crotches*, then throw them off of *cliffs

This kanji depicts a classic enviornmental problem: erosion. Erosion occurs when all of the *soil* w
*Trees* are naturally opposed to, or *anti*, the making of planks.
Return here means "return something" rather than "go back". So here it goes, for those of you who

Marketing? Ugh! It's all about trying to get my *money* - I'm *anti-* marketing!
Pictograph of a vulture's CLAW. The CLAW DROPS and leaves a STREAM of blood.

Overly gentle *women* are *vultures* who want to marry you and steal your money
A *fledgling* is being nursed at a zoo, it is fed milk through a small tube that is bent in the shape o
Not too difficult. When you hear FLOATING, just think of baby ducks (FLEDGELINGS) in the WATER.
The PORTER is lewd like hell. If a female guest tries to enter the hotel, he throws himself on her like
The leader in this race is the *turtle*! It appears he has covered the *vulture*s feet in *glue*, so t
the turtle is still *leader*-ing the race, but while the vulture is still glued, there's a big St. Bernard d
Like a VULTURE, she grabed my WOOD! Boy, you cannot stop her.
You pick cheries with your *fingers*, then along comes a giant *vulture* and picks up the whole *tr
Examples of VEGETABLES are: 'FLOWERS', 'CLAWliflowers' and 'TREES'
the bird house is the brothel and of course everyone is welcome - thay accept any crotch
Impart means to 'give' or 'teach'. What's being imparted at the the whorehouse is a lesson in finge
The man is about to enter the '*birdhouse*' (brothel) when he remembers his true *love* at home,
the *sun*'s *love* is equivocal/ Unclear : it warms yet burns us
Your *fingers* grasp the money and your *elbow* straightens out; this is the motion you make whe
The CAVE wasn't very wide. Both my ELBOWS touched the sides.
I went to a meat storehouse and got *bound up* by the *elbow* with a #HOOKed#.

En los "telfonos inteligentes" puedes ampliar una imagen haciendo que la distancia entre tus *de
*Elbonium*: a new mineral found in not very *wide caves* shaped like elbows and made of metal.
Opening a stuck valve requires 2 hands, and on top of that, a lot of elbow grease. (thanks scottamu
Al Bundy ( typical MALE ) sprawled on his couch with his beer *by his side*, now and again *bendin
After training your whole life, you manage to get a bronze medal in the Olympics. You're extremely
Put any person on a *pedestal* without even knowing them and they'll neglect your *heart *.
from his *water* *pedestal* Neptune reigns over his Sea Empire
Free associations ... a Viking metallurgist: "I come from the land of the ice and snow, forging my ha
Many men, before they commence their relationship with the *woman* of their desires, place her o
a womb is basically a *fleshy pedestal* for embryos to grow in
A photographer is at *home*, recovering his broken *human legs*. With nothing better to do, he is
"Going, going, GONE!", said the gravedigger as he shoveled *soil* onto the body's protruding *elbo
There already was a {} for butchering cows, a {} for turning smoke into flowers - why can't the
No business meeting during honeymoon! *Ha-Ni-Mu*(n)
Sexual climaxes don't always happen on the bed; they sometimes happen against a wall or on the
You book a room in a love hotel called "*Climax House*".
Just as we were about to climax her father arrived with a sword.
This character is used in two very high-frequency words: "you are welcome" and the honorific form
The 69 position allows both parties to mutually give themselves pleasure.
Think of a really loud and annoying *infant*, you want to abandon it but it keeps coming back...so y
#Bringing up# your offspring means raising them from *infant* until they are *meat* ready to be h

She held my *fingers* under the edge of the scissors. I was still an *infant*. the same women who
Each *infant* gets its very own pair of *human legs*, #allotted# by God.
What is a gun but a device for *allot*ting pieces of *metal*? One for you - BANG!...One for you - BA
Sulphur IS a *rock*, but it often stinks like a *stream* of *infant* urine. It is the same color too!!!
INFANT Moses placed in the WATER and sent down the current of the STREAM
You need a #license# to show your *elbows* and *legs* in mid east countries.
I named the right part *legal prostitute* has it represents a walker [*walking legs*] with the *licens

Suddenly, a *cactus* comes out of the ground with a sign that reads: exit. Now you can leave the d

YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY NEED A MNEMONIC FOR THIS!!!!

You were bungling in the darkness and touched the *cactus* with your *fingers*. OUCH!!
A *mountain*-sized *stone* is known as a boulder.
Burn enough charcoal and you'll have a *mountain* of* ash*
On the left, there are three mountains. The road #branches off# to each of them. (Note: This kanji
Heisig mentions at kanjiclinic.com that he wishes he'd chosen #mountain pass# for this keyword a
Sept 11: The *companion towers* crumble into a *mountain* of rubble.
to maintain secrecy, secret societies invariably have to house themselves in the moutains. Like the
honey left in a *house* will *invariably* attract *insects*
Storm is a full-blown wind that rips the mountains off the ground (you see one flying here).
A promontory is a small, *strange mountain* that juts out into the sea.
to get to the MOUNTAIN BLUFFS you have to scale the IVY CLIFFS
Pictograph, see book.

Everybody tries to *enter* the *road* during rush hour. That's why it's so crowded.
When something is *entered* by a *dagger*, it ends up being cut in several #parts#.
Poverty is having only a PART of the MONEY you need to get by.
There are different *parts* of the *head* and they each have their own partitions: the corpus callos
I always *enter* the doors to the public restrooms with my *elbows* because I don't want to touch
Following up with the "entering public restrooms" story for the right-hand primitive: *public* restro
The venerable old man is the *public* figure head of the Native American Village, answering all que
*Socrates* was giving a speech in public. Things were going rather well, until his robe opened a bit
This could be seen as a very accurate pictograph of another type of valley: a valley *mouth* open
Giants BATHE in #water# filled #valleys#
Imagine a *vagina* big enough to contain an entire *valley*. You might want to stick your meat in

Think of what happens when you sweet talk a girl to go to your *house*. The *vagina* gets *wet*, b
Guess what? Japanese has dirty words too! (In fact, a lot of them) A sexual story is NOT inapprop
She used a *cloak* to hide her abundant *valley* from prying eyes.
Lead is a very poisonous metal, and should not enter your mouth
*Water* in a *gully* #runs alongside# the path.
You won first PRIZE in a *shell-fish* eating contest. Unfortunately you spent the whole night in the
Every major political party, if personified, would look like a giant *outhouse* walking around with *
There is a secret hall buried in the *soil* underneath the *outhouse*.
In the *outhouse* toilet you'd usually hope to find toilet paper to wipe your ass. If it's already gone
A skirt is the most convenient *outhouse garment*!

Instead of magazines, we keep a Rubiks Cube in the *outhouse* to #manipulate# with your *hand
A pelt is hooked on a branch.

he first stroke (the hanging pelt) and the hook at the end of the second stroke.

waves are the ocean's pelt (skin)

An old woman is seen here as a woman with waves (i.e. wrinkles, creases).
Think of it in this vulgar way. You really want her to expose her beaver *pelt*, so you have to enc
A stoneage man uses a sharp *stone* to rend large *pelts* apart (in a primitive and violent manner
he incurred great cost to *cloak* her in a fur *pelt*
At the halloween parade, there was a *float* made entirely from *bones*. Once the parade was ove
To commerate the saint's #martyrdom# his BONES will be displayed for a 10-DAY-PERIOD (decame
"Not PARTICULARLY," I said when asked if I was interested in buying a *vermillion* *bone*
Advertisement for Breast Implants -- Tired of nights all alone? Want to get *boned straightaway*? A
A single file line of skeletal warriors, all armed with sabers.
They tried issuing the *skeleton warriors* with proper *garments* to wear, but they kept getting sp
The undead, marching single *file*, prove how ardent they are be walking across a field of *flame*.
Death is literally the *boney* creature that beats people with *spoons*.
During the interment ceremony, the grandchildren placed *flowers* over the *dead* body while the
The primitive element Heisig call "sunglasses" actually has a meaning of "dancing legs". Then imag
Your ear is like the eye on the side of your head for seeing things, but there is hair around it that cr
You put your ear next to a womans crotch...and somehow, from it, you hear the words "Take me...."
Take the opportunity and run with it: that's the gist of how to succeed...
TAKE the UTMOST care when you SUN bath all DAY, or you'll get burned from your EARS to your CR
Take the *utmost* care that you don't have your *finger* in the way when you take a snapshot.
Vincent Van Gogh's greatest shame was cutting off his *ear* to win the *heart* of a woman.
Buckingham Palace guards are famous for staying at their post no matter what, even if you blow a
A holy man hears with his *ears* before he speaks with his *mouth*, which places him higher than
Only a truly #daring# Japanese student would wear a *spike* in his *ear* under the gaze of the Jap
I promise to use my *ear* to do nothing but listen ... stick a *needle* in my *eye*, cross my *heart*
When you are in New York City you have to be alert, i.e. in the "New York *State of Mind*": you nee
I was ridiculed for not having the state of mind to understand what mandala meant.
A girl in a manga wearing a tantric sex *mandala*, feels its effects and gets *watery* and loose.
Rules to #Buying#: 1. You've had your *eye* on it for a while. 2. You have enough *shells* to afford
The placement of a cyclopes' *eye* allows him to only look *straightaway*.
For Japanese, when the mind's eye (the sideways eye) feels guilty for something bad that the body
Rather a house with a heart than an eye with a spike.
Pour *water* over the *eyes* of a *bound up* *insect* if you want to hear a pitiful buzz that is very
The Saudi woman accepted the *orb/jewel * ring, though it meant lowering her *eyes* to the *floo
The Saudi woman was tired of looking at the floor and covering her mouth with a scarf, so she ask
Homer Simpson is *one big* husband, and he's fattest around the middle.
In Homer Simpsons' house, the first aid kit is usually used for when he smashes his fingers trying t
The Simpsons are on vacation. *Homer* stops to take a leak in a #mountain stream# (water) but g
I hope people around the world don't find *Homer Simpson* and *see*him as the standard for an A
A show like "Trading Spouses" called "exchanging husbands" where 2 husbands are exchanged for
Out of two potential *husbands*, which would you approve of? Well, the one with *shells* (money)
On *Exchanging Husbands*, during one of the challenges they submerge both husbands in *water*

Homer's head drops in disappointment when he realizes he #lost# one of his 2 remaining hairs on
Iron is a* metal* that gradually becomes *lost* due to oxidation and rust.
When Homer gets lost, he just takes an alternate road to get back on track.
A Retainer serves his master day and night. See how he keeps his eyes propped open with toothpic
That *woman* is so stunningly beautiful, my *eyes pop out* at her -- she must be a real live prince
Slaves moved flowers from the storehouse in preparation for the parade.
You signed your organ donor card, right? So, when you die, your entrails and other body parts will b
An intelligent man is neither slave to his crotch nor to money.
If you have a weak KIDNEY, you'll become a SLAVE to your CROTCH's need to pee. Oh well, it's jus
I'm very strict about not just sleeping with anyone. People who are *slaves* to their *crotches* ofte
The *slave* looks to a time when he can *recline* instead of making *goods*.
The *slave reclines* on the *floor* at night *to see* the stars. Since that's the only thing the slave i
The letter E, with a GIGANTIC middle stroke.
Having *gigantic* *fingers* is useful to repel insects. You can swat them away a lot easier!
The #power# of Goku:

Male is seen here as muscles working in the field, in other words working in the rice fields is the w
Hard labor is like a *schoolhouse* for your *muscles*
The necromancer hangs out at the local *graveyard* and uses his dark *powers* to recruit an army
Inferiority is felt by those with *few muscles*.
All of Arnold Schwarzenegger's achievements started with him *crafting* his *muscles*
mnemonic "*pegasus* #persuasion# *power*". I think of the hippogriff from Harry Potter as being
*Guys* with large *muscles* usually find themselves #toiling# in dirty, disgusting trenches doing t
(Using the "newer" key word of "Uprising" and the 6th edition explanation that the *needle/crown*
*10,000* Persians are at the base of the *cliff*, but the leader of the 300 Spartans just flexes his hu
This is *Power Mouth*, the most annoying neighbour in the world who always has something to add
When someone at work gets married, you pass around an envelope to which you *add* some *mon
To erect a building in Warcraft, you just keep *adding* more *wood*, until the building is fully erect
What *part of the body* has a *very, very, very powerful* smell? The armpit, of course!
Is he really that THREATENing..? He may have big *triceps* above, but I bet theres a tiny bit of *me
The nurse says : If you co-operate, that *needle* (syringe) in your *triceps* won't hurt. Note: bot
I'm going through *one* Roman *street* with a lot of *columns* lining it.

Marcus Aurelius' *brush* is moving down a *column* of his stoic journal, in rhythm with his meditat
In order to restore the Greek COLUMNS, they had to DOUBLE BACK and check the authentic pieces
Socrates would often being seen lost in his thoughts besides *columns*. He could stay there till *ni
Each *column* in a Viking army is always accompanied by a *horn* *mending* specialist! You can h
Your junior or Jr. in the succession *line* is the one who *run*s after you
The COLUMNS of this TEMPLE are a well-know meeting spot. You can always see someone WAITING
In Medieval Japan, *going* to see your *lord* was often a long journey.
America seeks to *GO* and *CORRECT* other nations. But really what they do is subjugate them...
Story: Measure the diameter of a *column* (maybe Nelson's Column in London?) using a roll of *toi
What's the main difference between a he and a she? The he has a *column* covered in a *pelt*... a
GOING and ( *semen missile*) CUMMING is a man's DUTY.
Benevolence: *going* to help those who are unable to *listen* (i.e. have no ears).

Not only did the evil Yakuza taskmaster *remove* his son's fingers; sometimes he would pull out hi

Could you give some indications to get to the *Mountain King*? His *taskmaster* owes me some b

Penal servitude is served until *indications* show that one has had a change of *heart* (learned on

changing people's hearts"" here)

We're *going* up the *mountain* announces the *taskmaster*. Anyone with *legs* too delicate mu
The boulevard of boulevards, the *Champs Elyses*, with the Arc de Triomphe covered in *ivy* to g
When the *wooden* #girders# start to snap, the workmen shout "Run! Let's *go!*"
I think BALANCE is an easier keyword. I was walking down a busy French *boulevard* when betwee
Aliens often draft their plans for invasion by cutting designs among the *tall* *wheat*
A farmer's #earnings# can be viewed as the amount of *wheat* he has in his grain silo ( *house* )
The extent to which some people will go to create '*wheat displays*', or as some call them 'crop cir
This is an easy one. Taxes is like the *devil* taking away your hard earned *wheat*.
My picky sister is so immature, that she won't eat anything but *trigo* with *pavo*.
The first step to harmony is having enough *wheat* to feed every *mouth* in the world. Once we a
I #shift#ed to whole *wheat cereals*. *Many* people are making the shift because it's more health
I'll be with you soon... please *wheat* a *few* seconds
in AUTUMN, the WHEAT looks the color of FIRE, meaning it's time to harvest it.
Here we have distressed (think "gloomy") people with "seasonal mood disorder" during the autumn
Warning sign: "Private wheat, trespassers will be elbowed"
think of REGULARITY in terms of bowel movements. Enough WHEAT in your diet will help your DRO
The secret prize in a *cereal* box is *invariably* rubbish.
Taking appellation to mean the act of naming, we have the *little* baby superman *reclining* in the
Use the saber to cut the wheat and get your profit. That's how farmers make a living.
The Japanese pear *tree* is the most *profitable* in the world, because it produces its fruit in pairs
The harvest of genetically modified crops is taken onboard the Greenpeace vessel ( ( *flower vesse
The "ear of a plant" is the seed-bearing spike of a cereal plant, such as corn. In other words, it is th
The rice plant is common in Japan because all the *wheat* was eaten by *vultures* in the *olden ti
If we would throw a huge amount of wheat on top of the sun, would it become a galactic incense?
as the seasons pass, the *wheat* and the *children* grow, but the wheat grows faster, right over th
Female WHEAT farmers decide to create a COMMITTEE, which they fittingly name The WHEAT WO
A soviet-era poster for the 5-year plan shouts "Excel" and shows a fist clenching a sheaf of wheat.

If you *excel* in the *Mario Kart road*, your movements are saved and you can race against yourse
*Word* and *Excel* somehow manage to entice people to use them, despite their plethora of bugs
The hardest part of my training as a cook was when they gave me some *wheat* and a *chihuahua
there are different cereals in different parts of the world. Japan has *samurai* cereal. Great Britain
If you *pent in* the *wheat*, it'll turn into wheat germ and sprout *flowers*
"#fade away# seems a more suitable keyword. [thanks wrightak] To link both words: Numbness is
Rice grows on trees in America.
Parts of parts of parts of parts of rice... is #flour#. (Image: geishas patting their face with RICE flou
STICKY RICE can be used for FORTUNE TELLING - throw sticky rice against the wall, and look for the
A sage is using *rice* to fill up a *vase*, but as an exercise in patience, he's doing it #grain# by #g

Modern cosmetics are just the descendants of the old RICE flour and CAVE DIRT ('cause it's darker)
The *road* that the *USA* is heading down is, well... let's just say that they're astray...
In extremely chic restaurants, you have to pay 90 bucks for a bowl of rice.
*Words* meant to lead you *astray* are those of a riddle
Imagine Japanese army provisions like obentou boxes, always containing the same *quantity* of *r
#Chrysanthemum# *flower* consists of many tiny petals, just like many *rice* grains *bound up* t
In the core of a nuclear reactor, scientists have discovered a way to get power from *rice*, by *pen
a *woman* slave is forced to carry *rice-grains* her head and gets whiped by the taskmaster who s
The young taskmaster uses a *tree* as a watchtower to get a better view of his *rice*-carrying *wo
Note this character means sort in the sense of what kind, I believe a better keyword would be "vari
LACQUER is a type of WATERY type of liquid used to protect items made from TREES, sort of an UM
The Japanese often kneel on lacquered floors, so this makes perfect sense: knee is the *flesh* that
This kanji actually means #-sama#. You are the creator of TREES, SHEEP, and WATER?! Ooooh grea
Just ONE DROP OF WATER - That's all I'm requesting, that's all I'm #seeking#!
You cannot disobey the *king*, so when he *requests* to see your balls you have no choice.
Like in the biblical sense, someone looks skyward and makes a *request* for salvation from this ho
Two *reclining* victims impaled by bamboo *spikes*
When the people tried to build a tower of *bamboo* to reach the *heavens*, the gods just #laughe
The *bamboo* *vase* was beautifully crafted, but the tourist didn't know what it was and wore it a
The *bamboo* *generation* smokes bamboo grass.
The *two fiestas* communicated to each other on their respective floats by using *bamboo* #stati
Like *bamboo*, muscle is the *part of the body* that gives strength/ *power*, and can be both su
the best kind of measuring BOXes are made from BAMBOO sticks that are INTER-laced to make it a
*Bamboo* is the best material from which to make a *brush* if you want it to be a writing brush.
Seriously, all BAMBOO sticks look the SAME, just long CYLINDERS. Should the story be more compli
The *Bamboo Buddhist Temple* has bamboo buddhas, bamboo buildings, bamboo benches, bambo
Before the time of digital #calculators#, people used old school #calculators# made of *bamboo*
For the frustrated housewife the solution came in form of a BAMBOO stick that FITS her well.
In Japan gardeners use a scheme to protect *tree*s by putting a *bamboo* *belt* around them.
Note : the keyword is not a verb, think of a record book. This *acupuncturist* who uses *bamboo* i
*Bamboo craft*ing is a *mediocre* substitute for *wood* when you are #build#ing or #fabricat#in
You can neither hold a *dragon* in a *bamboo* CAGE, nor carry it around in a *bamboo* BASKET. A
Marcus Aurelius is the person I look to.
*Marcus Aurelio* assistant was always walking at his *left* side.
*Marcus Aurelius* needed a wife with *Spine*to bare his 14 children!
The wife of the emperor wanted some "action down there", However getting *Marcus* to have sex
*Marcus Aurelious* shows people around his frugal dwelling with a *candlestick*.
*Marcus*'s rank was imprimed in those ancient roman *vases*.
*Marcus* would go-between senate deliberations. He was often in the *middle* of something
*Marcus* was often working in the body of his *book*.
*Marcus* went to a remote place to visit his *walking stick taskmaster* and receive advice for his*
*Marcus* strictly prohibited affairs with *cows*, since it was a disgusting display of bestiality.
*Marcus* was a true *gentleman*, and emphasized the importance of attending his citizens.
*Marcus* was almost bitten by other *scorpion*.
*Marcus* was so admired that even *chihuahuas* would prostrate before him.
While in campaign *Marcus* would often transmit messages to other factions with *rising smoke cl
*Marcus* was *elbow to elbow* with Buddha.
*Marcus* had a busy day and now he is resting by a *tree*.

*Marcus* son was a provisional leader who was *anti-*senate.

*Marcus* was very intrigued by amazing balance of the performing artist that was dancing on a *br
*Marcus* was the chief in charge wearing a *dove-like white* robe.
*Marcus Aurelius* found trusting his penis in a woman's *Valley* very vulgar.
*Marcus Aurelius * had faith in the *sayings* of his masters, which formed him as a solid figure of s
*Marcus* had an *ivy*-league-like education at home, because his tutors wanted him to be an exce
To look decent, *Marcus* is reliant on his *garments*. His good image #depend on# how well iron
To show an example of bravery, a good emperor must fight along his soldiers. *Marcus Aurelius* did
An stoic sage, *Marcus* would say, *hardens* his individuality, to not need anyone but himself.
How can I live longer to serve my people? *Marcus Aurelius* asked himself. Then he came to the
The reason why *Marcus* had the Senate on his side was because he *ruled* Rome justly.
In *Marcus*'s house there was a " #waiter# " that supposedly came from a *Buddhist Temple*. He
*Marcus Aurelius * was tall as a *pavilion*, people would see him and halt immediately. Not out of
*Marcus* valued honesty. He was a *straightaway*-kind of man, and new that telling the always tru
To emulate the rightful ways of the true Sage, our beloved *Marcus* set free the slaves, letting the
The slaves that were freed by *Marcus* poured *dirt* on the directions of their #arrogant# *taskma
*Marcus Aurelius*'s arrival overthrew the barbarians's dominance on the battlefield, which encoura
*Marcus Aurelius*' *uprightness* made him a terrible spy. He was too *upright* to spy on people co
*Marcus, increases* in wisdom and becomes a stoic sage, the Greek version of a Buddhist Priest.
I'd pay a hundred million dollars for *Marcus Aurelius' idea*. The man was good role model.
*Marcus* being so * righteous *, abandoned his ego at his crowning ceremony.
*Marcus* said he would give a *prize* of shells if the reparations of the outhouse were made ASAP.
*Marcus* preferred to be a hermit and live on a *mountain* away from people. But he had a duty a
*Marcus* earned sponsorship for the military campaign, selling *mountains of turkeys* to the neigh
*Marcus* shows his humanity by giving *two* dramacs to every homeless person in the city.
*Marcus Aurelius * had scorn for humanity, but he devoted his life to serve *every* person kindly.
If needed *Marcus* will use his best *officers* to protect his children.
For *Marcus* is very #convenient# to go to the #conveniences# when it *grows * late. The man is
*Marcus* had to double up his efforts to *muzzle up* his unruly human nature, in order to attain vir
*Marcus* was a *melancholic* individual. He contemplated life from a different perspective, and dip
*Marcus* persecuted Christians out of Rome until he felled the tree of their brainwashing faith. Afte
The *house* of *Marcus* is more a Inn than a palace! Being that he's so kind and frugal, he doesn'
*Marcus* accidentally *reclined* one *day* on his sons' piggybank. Wounding his butt and the poor
*Marcus* wife got caught on a *tree*. The woman's bellowing *mouth* was crying for his husband"
The wife praised the bravery of his husband"s. She was so pleased to be *protected* by such a lov

A man of proverbial greatness, *Marcus* would have never spend his *evening* watching *dancing
*Marcus glued* himself to stoicism until he was permanently adhered to it.
Bamboo tokens with the face of *Marcus* were *adhered* to the city as currency.
even if a municipality is in a *cave*, you have to *adhere* to its policies
*Marcus* is the *Porter* of many state responsibilities.
If there is a fare, it is your *responsibility* to pay the *shells*.
*Marcus* shot his children's substitute teacher with arrow when he found out the men was touchin
A sack is an easy substitute for a garment.
In order for the bank to lend you *money*, you need to put up some sort of collateral as a *substitu
I'd be a changed woman if *Marcus * had *spoon*ed me.
The flowers *change* with the seasons.

Freight is the *shells* (money) paid to *change* the location of something big. Don't confuse with
I didn't study for the test at all! So what else could I do? When the guy beside me wasn't looking, I
*Marcus* found a nail in his mouth. He screamed "WHAT is this?!
TSA guard: *What's* in the #baggage#?! It's just *flowers*, I swear!
*Marcus Aurelius* was too sagacious to let a *prostitute* corrupt his dignity.
Unlike *Marcus*, In Japan the emperor is a bystander - he *stands on his crown* but can't really aff
*Marcus * says: I should never pride myself on how *big* my *eel* is.

Mummies are *people* that are *bound up* for a long time.
Using a TOP HAT to make FURROWS in the RICE FIELD takes a LONG TIME!
A person *pent in* is obviously captured. Imagine Marcus put inside a wooden box, his evil capture
a seat*belt* keeps a *Marcus Aurelius* inside the vehicle
But third class is so small Marcus Aureliu's head hits the celing.
Makes me think of Ikea. Everything is *wooden* and the design is really nice but the quality really
A *person's* *inside* - fleshy, raw, pink, meat.
The #rotting# *meat* *adheres* to the *cave* walls.
While working on an *assembly line* in a *cave*, there no benches on which to sit, so everyone jus
I #sprained# my *fingers* while working on the *assembly line*. The pain was so strong I fell in fet
Ph.D graduation for assembly line of doctors(*needles*) with the cap and tassel(*top hat*). It took
FOUR PERSONS can fit under this UMBRELLA if they are thin as a NEEDLE
"Dude! What happened to your arm! It's all bound up!" "Yeah man, it's a bummer... with my arm
*Marcus* earns his living by means of the plow. I imagine a sweating man dragging a bronze-age "a
*Marcus* job as emperor is similar to a peasant that *plow*s the land *by means of* sweat of the e
*Marcus* had a *puzzle*. He had to join his philosophical ways with the "not so virtuous" job of be
Horror scene: Hanging from the *ceiling*, a *plough* and *fishhook* *dripping* with blood down on
A flower pot that has been dropped on the floor is like a *puzzle* of ceramic *tiles* to glue togethe
The *house* that serves as the *backbone* of Japanese religion is the Shinto shrine.
The *schoolhouse* is the *backbone* of a foundation that will allow you to find a good occupation.
To attain virtue one must be as peaceful as a *sheep*, and control the *horny mouth * that tries to
Vegetarians are *virtuous* because they never let any *meat* touch their dining tray.
Consider the last* dance *that a *horse *performs in a year for some festival.
At night, *Marcus* grabs his *top hat*, disguises himself as simple man and exercises his *walking
A wet dream... When fluids that comes out at night....
*Napoleon the Pig* (from Orwell's Animal Farm) crowns himself king of the farm standing on a little
In order to create some #cash#, first you feed a *towel* through a *shredder* to get the raw mate
You cover over the *shredder* with *flowers* when the FBI comes a-knockin'.
Youve heard of Edward Scissor hands? Well this is Medward Shredder Hands. Instead of nicely trim
Think yelp when you hear yell to help dinstinguish this from shout (1508). I think of the sounds tha
On the snap of your *fingers*, the *four St. Bernard dogs bound up* interchange places.
I have created the element "old camera" out of the left side of the kanji: from the subject's point of

Under their *banner*, volunteers are requesting alms for *scorpion* sting victims.
A merry-go-round with a big *banner* on top and below a veritable zoo of bakelite animals on pole
The BANNER warns that CHILDREN PLAY on the ROAD.
When leaving on a short trip, some people wave "Bon Voyage" *banner*s, others wave their snot *
This kanji is NOT a piglett
A *cow* is *not* a thing. Its an animal. If you study japanese you know that living beings and thing

The *sun* is *not* an easy place to get to.

MONEY that's EASY is a GRANT.
Los humanos usan las BANDERAS para marcar territorio.

Nun in protest under the US *flag*. she has a megaphone and a big *spoon*. `stop shooting, start
The *baseball* team stick *flags* in their buttocks and wave them at the opposing team to put the
The *nun* that was protesting under the flag with a spoon, poured water in the dirt and made mud
People mark their *soil/land* flagging it with *puzzled*-like fences.
NOTE: The most common use is in , meaning to put on footgear, rather than actual footgear its
Flag at the climax (highest point) of a castle roof
fingers gripping the roof as your about to fall to your death. Think of an action scene in some movi
When yielding, soldiers raise the white *flag* before *exiting* from the trenches.
When you dig, you'd better hope that whatever you're digging into *yields* to your *fingers*. If not
When *soil* finally *yielded* thanks to your digging efforts, what you have is a #ditch#.
A humongous *American flag* in Florida marks the place where all the *old* people reside.
You set the *flag* with your* fingers* on the place where you reside: an *old* tradition.
"A#HEM#! Young lady, you'll have to let down the #HEM#lines of those CLOAKs if you want to RE
*Formerly*, in Japan, each social stratum had to wear specific types of clothes to *flag* their social
The Federal #Bureau# of Investigation has email scanners that *flag* certain *phrases*.
*Road* sign (*flag*): "*Sheep* on highway! Drive #slowly#."
WATER always LEAKED in the spot left by the FLAG planted in the roof everytime it RAINED. Not too
We printed a japanese *flag* on his white *towel* by stabbing him with a *saber* while he was wea
Slang for blowjob and that's priceless for stories...but also the character looks like the letter R whic

A women is so exhausted by blowing her man's * "shakuhachi" * that she needs to *ice* her jaw.
"Eww.. It feels and tastes like a swamp!!", my girlfriend said, after she received my *shakuhachi* '
You cannot pretend to translate into *words* the melody of the *shakuhachi*!
Hand job or "shakuhachi", choose.
The *shakuhuchi* started during the daytime, but lasted until *nightbreak*. Wow.
Traditional Japanese storefront doors have several *flags*, known as "noren," hanging down from a
The shoulder is *part of the body* you use to push through the noren in a *doorway*.
when you walk in the DOOR to the sumo stadium you will see the 4 TASSELS pointing in 4 DIRECTIO
It's insanely hot today! I'm standing in the *doorway*, fanning myself with *feathers*.
This hearth is equipped with a *fire*-proof *door*. On the kanji you can see somewhat pictographic
This is common with cats, but also happens with *St. Bernards dogs*. They go out the door. 5 minu
I see the story of Hachiko: the faithfull dog who still waited for his master to *re*--turn long after he
Our company has no standards. We'll employ any *turkey* who walks in the *door*.
I was EMPLOYED to give HEAD...when I look back, maybe that was not a wise career move
Behind closed DOORS, the TASKMASTER tortures to get prisoners to open their MOUTHS and DISCL
"I'll SHOW you mine if you show me yours!", she said. I did & she scoffed because it was *TWO LIT
"Indy, my friend, you must be very careful! If you approach the #altar# and do not give the prope
Bringing a *sheep* to sacrifice on the *altar* was a sign of an auspicious life. The poor could only a
When Japanese people turn 20 they usually visit the *altar* at their local shrine and celebrate no lo
Put all your *wealth* on the church *altar* and receive one blessing. (You stand up out of your whe
Religious Republicans regularly go to the *altar* to pray for a *stop* to welfare.
When you enter a Japanese company it's like you join a cult... your workdesk becomes your altar a
There's an inspection in the church. You *show* the altar, and the inspector *sees* if it's okay or n

It's beautiful place, but the dark side of Nara is that they sacrifice *St. Bernards* on *evil altars* ev
Military officer: FLAG must be SHOWN at all times as a MEASUREMENT of patriotism.
a *military officer* must offer consolation to the *hearts* of the families of his fallen men.
A *samurai* with goodwill should be placed on an *altar* as traditionally they *lacked* this trait to
You are prohibited from entering the *grove* because there is a sacred *altar* inside it.
A collar is the part of your *cloak* that, if tightened too tight, will *prohibit* breathing.
I never really did figure out what religion my host family was - all I knew was that they kept an *alt
I adore *mountains* (nature) over *religion*.
A ritual such as a circumcision: a small piece of flesh from the crotch is left on the altar.
I have an informed guess about whose *house* the dark *rituals* are performet at.
Ouch! *Guess* how many *fingers* I just grated in the grater? (Edit: OR: Ouch! *Guess* what I just
Listen to DrJones. Rename keyword to "#ergo#". This looks like an antenna *sprouting* from the
If you pluck your fingers, new ones will sprout in their place. Try it! =P What? It didn't work? Well it
That's not *water* *sprouting* from your field - that's oil!
Sleeves are just what *sprouts* out of the sides of *garments.* Duht
When Piccolo meditates and floats in mid-air, he feels like at home .
While in the beginning *Piccolo* could deliver mighty blows, as DBZ advances his strength is *flagg
Simple, *Piccolo* playing his *bamboo* flute to calm his mind.
An absurd image, but what the heck - worked for me. Imagine a *car* going across a plain at a fast
It looks in fact like the belly of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which I somehow associated with
Push the button with your *finger* and get *root* beer!
A headland is a *mountain* that is firmly *rooted* despite being surrounded on 3 sides by water. (J
Imagine a crazy japanese hentai: multiple fingers and *thousand* of *root*-like tentacles are inser
I imagine thomeone who can not pronounth the "s" and speaketh like thith becauth they have a *c
*Marcus Aurelius* *speaketh* and expands my knowledge
Hinduism has many gods, not just one God. One of the most famous of these gods is Hanuman the
With its fingers, a monkey searches its crotch for bugs to eat.
If only Eve had used her brains and not taken the forbidden fruit from the tree.
Candy is coloured like flowers and flavoured like fruit.
The first chapter of the Bible are *words* telling the story of *Adam and Eve* and how they ate the
Here we have Adam and Eve eating of the forbidden fruit and realizing they were naked, and so clo
The axe-wielding maniac *nails* a poor victim, right under a *cliff*. Blood everywhere!
We chop down *trees* with *axes* to #analyze# their rings.
Heeeeeeere's Johnny! Jack Nicholson breaks down a *door* with his *ax* in order to get to his wife'
Religious missionaries used to mutilated with *axes*, the indigenous who refused to pray in front th
The murder suspect is surely near! His *ax* is right here on the *road*!
Fold some origami into the shape of an axe with your fingers. It's even as sharp, so watch out for p
I fold my mouth, therefore I... Philosophy.
One of the dearest of Japan's dearly departed is Sasaki Sadako, who developed Leukemia after the
A Japanese wedding tradition is to present each other with *origami axes* with their #vows# *writt
I wanted a convertible so I #chopped off# the top of my *car* with an *axe*
Today is *Car Axe Day*. The day where you can temporarily (today only) attack cars using an axe
I imagine firemen working steadily to rescue a man from a crashed *car*. First, they spray it with *
[Based on fuaburisu's] A man puts some *rice* on a *fishhook* as bait, but catches a fish so strong
What is this #substance# on this *clam*? I've already broken 2 *axes* on it!
The kids at school used to reject me.. Made me feel really bad till I brought my *axe* to school. See
I strongly *reject* the accusation implicit in your *words*
One can use a simple word play to remember this character - the *day* that I *saw* before today w

Pinnochio gets frustrated that every time he utters a *word* of a lie, his nose grows and he has to g
*Marcus*'s favorite magazine is #Make#. He loves to #make# things. But he's a purist: he only us
Unlike *rain*, snow can be swept away with a *broom*.
To record on a *gold* disk the *metal* must be brushed throughly with a fine *broom* and then dip
peel off the outside of the *broom* that sweeps up *rice grains* to reveal a *saber*
"*YO*!", I inquired, "whose *ERO* (erotica) is this? There's a *sticky substance* holding the pages t
Cinderella was always *bound* to a *broom*, her *heart* pounding in a hurry to finish before she w
This whole kanji is a picture of #calm#ness. The *wheat* has been harvested and even the *vultur
Marcus would never ENCROACH on the *French maid*; driven wild by her little *broom*, dainty *tia
The French maid draws a bath for her amorous master, but slips and falls in - getting immersed.
After work, the *French maid* goes *home* and lies down with a *turtle*. Turtle? Well, he's sloooo
In high society, a lady is a *woman* who never touches a *broom* or an *apron*
Whether I SWEEP something away with my FINGERS or my BROOM, I should always wear my APRO
Some mothers use a *small broom* to hit their children when they misbehave.
We had no idea what a *crowned fruit* was so we *mutually* checked the glossary. Well, I say mu
This can be seen as a Retarius, a roman gladiator. The Retiarius always fought with a net to *bound
I wanna see a clean fight. Pour *water* on the *contenders* to make them clean. (silly I know)
Just *one* word about this matter from your *mouth* and you will find this *rake* across it.
Archaeologists found an ancient RAKE from the T'ang dynasty at the MOUTH of the CAVE.
The *T'ang* are the ones who began using sugar in China--of course, the first thing they tried it on
A psychiatric hospital is located in a CAVE. To determine, which patients are sane and can be relea
The police have a new way of apprehending criminals; a big *sieve* in the *road*. Innocent people
Here I have *Marcus Aurelius* cleaning up with a *mop*, a real mess of spaghetti, in front of the Piz
Kimi! More mop, less mouth.
*Good ol' boys* are like *sheep*; they tend to flock together.
My comb is rust-proof, water-proof, and fire-proof. But unfortunately it is not idiot-proof--and I glued
If it *rains*, the demand for *combs* will rise. However, if it *rains combs*, the demand for *combs
No more #Confucian# jibba-jabba!, said *Marcus*, I *demand* you tell me why it's *raining* *com
He valianty *stood* at the *mountain*'s edge... and proceed to *comb* his hair for the photographs
Primatives *celing; belt; mountain* as per Cumulative Errata. See volfy post for link. Both effective
I hate going on dates where a girl says "I'll have a *flower salad* and a *water*" and then insists th
The first kanji I learnt was just *one* brush stroke, but then my knowledge *sprouted* and I knew a
*Stop* *shoveling* *rice* into your mouth, you'll hurt a tooth! Use chopsticks instead.
It looks like the mouth of *Bender the robot*, from Matt Groening's animated series "Futurama". Th
*Bender* lasted just *one day* in the space cadets.
*Bender the cadet* (see frame 1172) has an "encounter of the third kind" on the *road*. Reference
*Bender the cadet* (see frame 1172) is rowing, during some army exercise, and he's very afraid of
Also as part of some army survival exercise, the *cadets* (including *Bender* see frame 1172) are
big dipper is a lage measuring cup
When buying *rice*, the fee is calculated by the cup. Naturally we don't just use any cup; it has to
The national DEPARTMENT of *WHEATS* and *MEASURES*. Get it? This one was hard until I came u
Ahem, it looks like a Trea-*tsu me*p, er a treasure map...
to tenderize *meat* in an emergency wilderness situation, just utilize your *walking stick*!
To live a comfortable life, single men need only a cave for living, a rake for cleaning and a screwdr
*Marcus* equipping himself with *flowers* he will *utilize* to beautify the barren *cliff* he will live
Once upon a time, the children were forced to eat their salad every day.
*Once upon a time*, it was thought that the ancient "art" of alchemy could transform anything into
*Once upon a time* I let *Marcus* borrow my *salad* bowl, but till this day he won't give it back. :

What a pity! My *state of mind* when i think of the opportunities I missed from *once upon a time
"*Once upon a time*..." Oh hell, you're just too old for this. You close your fairy tale book and set it
The #taskmaster# is dissatisfied with the meal he's served, and scatters the #salad# & #meat# a
a *generation* is 30, one stroke less is twenty
It's a cheap accommodation for commoners. Basically, it's a *cavern* with *20* available *caves* f
If don't want your secret message to be intercepted, make sure your deliveryman is dressed as a *
If you want to take a seat in the *caverns*, they're often pretty damp - best to lay down a *towel* fi
The *cavern refugees* are so poor that they can't afford thermometers. So, the menfolk expose the
This particular form of transit is a ferry (one of the actual meanings of this character). Naturally it c
Hustle and bustle = a big *St. Bernard dog* frisking about in a *haystack*, knocking it down and sp
When the volcano erupted, everyone in Pompeii opened their *mouths* to scream and hid under *h
After the eruption all is a tomb. The soil has covered the remains of the people hidden under *hays
Note: this word in Japanese has the idea of "indignant". So aroused here refers to being aroused be
To the *fire* goes the *straw man*, thinking to bake a cake on it, but...
The *sun* rising beside a *straw man* in a corn field is a classic cartoon depiction of daybreak.
Imagine karate chopping the number three in half with a WALKING STICK and pausing the picture ju
The *person* who is your consort is most commonly "your other *half*".
A PADDY-RIDGE divides the RICE FIELD in HALF
In the bible, King Solomon's JUDGMENT was admired not by saying to cut the baby in HALF with the
quarter, hand: If you have a roll of *quarters* in your *hand*, your fist will deliver a much more effe
While a quarter may not buy you a ticket, a dagger will; if you know what I mean.
This scroll isn't long enough to show more than a quarter of a snake.
The entire sphere of human knowledge used to be pent into the library of alexandria on scrolls. (
After your VICTORY cut your enemy's FLESH into QUARTERs to show your POWER.
the wisteria is a FLOWER you can cook with MEAT and a QUARTER of a pound of grains of RICE to m
When you send a facsimile to the *moon* it costs a *quarter* per *word*.
Fuaburisu's pictograph of a man kneeling and presenting the ring to his future wife is a one-sided v
printing block has a *one-sided* *anti-image* of what's being printed
The Z of Zorro (and yes he has a hat)
Just one *drop* (of alcohol) and he starts walking in *zig-zags* no wonder *Zorro*'s living in desti
Zorro, with a flower between his teeth for the ladies, defends his turf against evildoers. "This is my
*Marcus* hanging from the *ceiling* being tortured. He is asked if he is going to talk. Spitting (a *
Negative mouths negate everything.
The maple #tree# is very #negative# about it, but the farmer still collects *cupfuls* of maple syru
Zeus ran out of lightning bolts and has to drop darts from the heavens.
The *Angel* cupid uses *darts* to rectify people's love life.
With a *banner* declaring "Keep Out!" and blow *darts* to back it up, the Amazon tribe is not that
[know; wisdom]

*Knowing* more each *day*, brings wisdom

You're scared to do your introduction , so a giant FINGER appears to shove you in front of the class.
*Ma-o* Zedong always carried a halberd
Love me #tender#,

It is with the *halberd* he holds that the *taskmaster* exerts his *power* over those actually perfo
This fog is the perfect *weather* for us to perform our *task* undetected.
Am I the only one who took this as penis and balls? In order to be in the man-squad, naturally you
A female warrior returns home from battle. Her husband takes away her *spear* to symbolize the e
Picto: COMPOUND bow, because of the shape.
This is actually a bow and an arrow. (Real origin of this kanji). Pull and release to fire!
Perhaps a pictograph of a soldier's weapons--his sword and bow-placed ceremonially over his body
There's a vast difference between a bow and an elbow.
An insect who can fly vast distances is strong.
if I *recline* back, I can pull my *bow* open a *little* more and more
BOWS with ICE on them are brittle and WEAK.
Darwin awards: The weakest of the *weak* will start drowning if put in several drops of *water*. (
When his daughter used a lot of *water* for her shower, the father could practically see the *dollar
An expense is an expense, whether you put it in *dollars* or in local *money*.
In Japan all No. 2 pencils are made of bamboo and are expensive as hell.
the younger brother was a *horny* *dollar* -chasing bastard
To be *adroit* one must have mastered the #crafting# of #snares#.
Her nickname was *MOUTH* SNARE. I won't tell you how she got it.
*Wooden* *snares* will eventually decay.
The hunter's #boast#: I *say*, it was a "*big* *one*", but the *snare* broke and it got away.
Left side is *crocodile* primative. *crocodile's head's* most prominent feature is his #jaw#.
A hunter Washes, with WATER, his TWO SNAREs, because they are dirty.
In The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, *one* of the first weapons bestowed on Link was the *sling
A *crown* was *bestowed* to the British royalty museum, but it was only a copy.
somebody was just looking for you. He had a long nose that reaches down below his mouth, and a
You SHOOT SOMEBODY with a GLUE-gun
The famous *speech* by the man that Dick Cheney *shot* in the face: "I'm sorry for the trouble I ha
the *dirty* old man had a *stroke* so now he must be *spoon* fed.
Before shooting an *old man* with a *slingshot*, one shold carefully consider the possible consequ
This *child* has taken filial piety to the next level. He is actually carrying the *old man* on his sho
In early Japan, *filial piety* was the cornerstone of education, and harsh *taskmasters* were emplo
In Torture 101 class they teach you to Consider the Fingers as the first part to inflict pain to. Then y
An *old man* rises with the *sun* every day. His friends call him #sunone#.
Instead of puppet, I use Chucky.

"Yeah, Chucky absolutely renowned for de-*flower*ing *love dolls*."

In the Japanese version of *Chucky*, his preferred method of killing is with *bamboo* #chopsticks#
*Chucky* has a phobia of pens so his signature is unique. He pokes someone's *eye* out and uses
On one of those prohibitively sultry days when the *sun* blares down on the earth, only *Chucky* i
When you pull the string at the back of *Chucky*, he will *say* various things. "Hidey-ho! Ha ha ha
*Chucky* is being chased through the long grass by a *pack of wild dogs*. He's looking behind him
*Chucky* lying on the strand, contemplating his evil life, thinking how he's stranded in a web of mu
*Chucky* at the craps table, putting his *shells* down and throwing the dice. "Pappa needs a new p
The way the gorge cuts into a *mountain*, you'd think it was done with a giant pair of *scissors*!
In a CRAMPED space, a brave man holds off PACK OF WILD DOGS with only a pair of SCISSORS
You know how in tokyo there are those really packed trains where train staff in gloves shove people

Your #cheeks# contain your jawbones, which are known as the "*scissors* of the *head*."
I use Bond for the Maestro (the primitive also resembles B). Here you see James *Bond* being chas
*James Bond* sits at the pinnacle of a large hill overlooking an *intersection* (the needle/ten), wai
*james bond* is an EXPERT at getting girls down to just *one towel*
The greatest of them all; Commander James Bond, 007. Here he is the *maestro* of undressing wo
Life as 007 is quite dangerous. Ready for a new life, we see *James Bond* trading in his gun so he
An excellent use of *wood* is to make coffins for *bureaucrat*s.
Being a {} was such a stressful, tiring job for James that the only way he could unwind was with
This looks like a pictograph of a japanese father, with his eyes lashed and his mouth squeezed like
your *father* uses his legs to stop himself from being put in a *metal* cauldron
Even though your FATHER is an old man, he can`t give up his party lifestyle. Once a week he still d
There is great merit in *mingling* with the *power*ful.
To #compare# and #contrast# *car*s is a way for men to *mingle*
Ninja school exam: *Mingle* with the *trees*. If the teacher can spot you, you fail.
Captain Ahab lost his leg to the great white whale's *mouth* and had to *mend* it with a peg leg.
*Marcus* stimulates his wooden leg. Wait a second, that's not his wooden leg... it's his...
i felt a *finger* on my *leg* as someone tried to nab my wallet
You can step a long-distance if you have a *leg* that's *gigantic*!
On the path to becoming a pirate, *each* one must gain a *wooden leg*. They'll give you a suicide
The secret of Mountain Dew has been #exposed#: it is just acid *rain* collected on a moldy mount
Trying to hop with a *wooden leg* *portends* disaster. Ouch.
[Story for people following katsuo in making feathers+turkey a 'futon' primitive]

The pirate with the *wooden leg* chased after the *allegoric float* and was run over by the next on
You have to watch your step when moving your *leg* on a *watery day*.
The #trail# of the *wooden leg religion* was very easy to follow, since all its followers have woode
Your body *meat* is attached to the *bone joints* of your skeleton.
Slippery surfaces are very dangerous for skeletons, since their bone feet slip easily... a few drops o
Pictograph: A skeleton walking along the sidewalk trips over breaking his arm and spills his only po
Bit of a calamity at the wedding. The bride tripped and broke her *jawbone* on the *altar*. Funnie
A whirlpool is water opening its jaws to swallow anything whole.
a *jawbone* is thrown in a *metal* pot to make bone soup
Jaws XII~! Jaws strikes the highway! Man, they're really overdoing it now.
If you're scared of #Heights#, you don't want to stay at *The Pinnacle*; you are *anti-* *The Pinnac

for innumerable stories for all the kanji with this primitive since you have a whole city to work with. Also pre
*Can* you see Africa from *The Pinnacle*? I *can*! I *can*!
The #international# *circumcision ritual* at *The Pinnacle* is the biggest occasion of the year.
The officer at the gate to *The Pinnacle* with a giant *badge* sewn to his chest hinders all visitors.
They won't let me in *The Pinnacle*, but I can see a *little* bit of *sun* through this *little* #chink#
I fled to *The Pinnacle* for safety, but the *demons* followed me right up the *road*!
In case of emergency, The Pinnacle has auxiliary guard dogs, but they keep them muzzeled until th
A kid is perched on a *pinnacle* with his *piggy bank*. He uses the coins to catch the sunshine, an
Every morning at *The Pinnacle*, the residents line upon the *East* side for morning stretches and
A giant compass is *The Pinnacle*'s self-#defense# system. It points in the direction of any invade
Signs are affixed to walls in *The Pinnacle* to ensure tourists *adhere* to the rules.
The #Institution# of *The Pinnacle* is *perfect* in every way. It is the new House of God, his chose

Paparazzi make camp outside of *The Pinnacle* in their *cars*, waiting for the celebs to come out.
*The Pinnacle* is guarded by a flying regiment of *horny pigs*.
the parachute regiment crashed to the ground.
The hoes at *The Pinnacle* Club descend (using their *walking legs*) from the stage after *dancing
*All* buildings of *The Pinnacle* are multi-#storey#. They don't have much room, so they have to
Your highness is the *pinnacle* of finesse *compared* to all of us commoners who are but like *dirt
*America* thinks it is the *pinnacle* of the world, looking down on all #neighboring# countries, th
If you use the right side of this kanji to mean *photographer* as in Zenkun's story for - dissolve - , t
people of the *pinnacle* learned to conceal their nature with *calm* demeanors, though in their *h
*The Pinnacle* has #degenerated# into an group that just tries to *possess* as much *soil* as pos
Civilizations that reach their *pinnacle* are *bound* to collapse, just like those of *olden times*
What the hell? This house has 8 holes in it! I'm not buying it.
the *craft* of making donut *holes*.....the middle of the donut is *empty*
With my *fingers*, I punch in my bank code and withdraw some money from my account. And now
There's a hole in that Saint Bernard -- somebody stabbed it.
#Research#ers are perplexed by the discovery of *nine* massive black *holes* in the vicinity of ou
Here we have a Hole and Climax to mean PLUG UP. This is so butt-f**king easy, pun intended. If yo
This more commonly means "steal", like how a thief *cuts* a *hole* to steal the jewels.
After Osama blew a *hole* in NY, the counterreaction forced him to *yield* and retreat into #cavern
the depression in the ground become a trap: the *hole* was filled with *water* and covered with *i
She's my main squeeze. If you put your *fingers* in her *hole* again I'll *saw* them off.
Oh Boy! A craft project indeed! Thru the *hole* in the top of the #kiln#, put in the *sheep* you sc
A girl is so hard up for cash she lets *somebody* use her *hole* with a *bow*, it's a fetish-thing I gu
(based on gorgon's story) a pictograph of a japanese schoolgirl getting groped by perverts on the t
If the groper's *"tree"* goes up the girl's *miniskirt* too deep, he'll ejaculate *fluid* deep into her le
I like to c-#hill#-*ax* on the *floor*.
at some point, a *hill* becomes a *mountain*.
Listen up soldiers! We're going to take that *hill*. You are no longer men with human legs. You are
Seacoast -> Coast Guard -> "*water soldiers*" lined up on the seacoast defending our shores.
I also went with Spiderman. However, in the cases where this primitive appears under other primiti
*Spiderman*'s housemate insists on playing the *kazoo* every night, despite *Spiderman*'s protes
After a day being *virtuouos* and keeping the city safe, *Spiderman*'s outfit is in need of some rep
After spending the night at an *inn*, *spider man* discovered to his dismay that his costume had #
Important: Luxuriant does NOT mean luxurious, as the other stories indicate. Definition: abundant
You may only *accompany* *spiderman* if you're able to climb buildings vertically.
This kanji shows *Spiderman* giving a dress of the #finest# thread to his girlfriend. Of course, the
*Spiderman* usually just travels by web, but when he goes to visit the hot *spring*, he has to take
Even though his costume is #coming apart at the seams# as he chases the bad guys, *Spiderman
*Spiderman* tightens a web around *Caesar*'s throat.. "Et tu, Spiderman?"
Hey, *Spidey*! Eat that *turkey* if you want, but make sure you eat some fibers: you want spidey *
Spiderman got in a fight with a turkey. The turkey pecked at his eye, and now he has to wear a gau
Spidey stays on the east side of the city to practice. The West Side is too dangerous.
*Spiderman* has a secret fetish, he likes nothing better than to dress his *Chucky lovedoll* in a tho
When they to #continue# the *Spider-Man* film series, the new film would be *selling* well for sur
There's never a picture of Spiderman *meeting* Peter Parker... I wonder why?
According to Greek mythology, there's a *thread* *alloted* to everyone, and its length is the overa
*Spiderman* came out of nowhere and started to strangle me, when I was right in the middle of *m
*Spiderman* wanted to be a #salary#man, but the suit just didn't *fit* him.

*Spiderman* entwines *each* villain in a tangled mess of spidersilk.

*Spidey* #ties# up the villain in a web of *threads* that come out of his writs like out of an *aeros
This *winter* is so cold that *spiderman*'s web gets brittle! Could this be the end of *spiderman*?
This Kanji is the same ones used in the Japanese Language proficiency tests; i.e. ikkyuu

wer sheet next to him

worst fan fiction ever....SPIDERMAN joins the CHRONICLES of narnia to battle a big SNAKE!!
Spiderman crafted a crimson costume to fight crime in.
*Spider-Man* was working as a surgeon's assistant. By accident, he threw his spider webs *inside*
*Spiderman* can #spin# his webs in any *direction*.
Spiderman got distracted when someone yelled, "Spiderman, wait a minute." He turned around an
Peter Parker did a terrible job of *seducing* MJ. *Spiderman* however, *seduced* her as soon as th
Spiderman (= thread) has a roll of toilet paper with the words of a sutra printed on each sheet (pic
Monkeys are very adept at swinging around trees. But when they met Spiderman, who could swing
Anytime *Spiderman* breaks a promise, Aunt Mae hits him one over with her *ladle*.
*Spider-Man*'s ideal type is a dainty girl with *brains*
*Venom* is upset because Spidey is just that much brainier than he is! He chooses to accumulate a
VENOM has been captured by scientists and is being experimented on: they forced a CROWN of NE
*Spiderman* could not achieve general acceptance by the media even after winning the *public*'s
Spiderman has a dark secret - he has stolen all the white cotton towels from every hotel he has eve
Spider-man loves to run his mouth all over Mary Jane`s silky flesh
Mouths in a tree are chirping birds (rare kanji ). Winding down after a long night of crimefighting
*Spider-Man* is *hooked* on *rice*--it's all he inherited from his Uncle Ben.
*Spiderman's* nemesis the Green Goblin is in a slump; He's replaced his glider with a *broom* and
spiderman has no affinity for a broom hence his house is a pig sty.
*Spiderman* traps The Rhino under the *hood* of his famous netting, where even Rhino's *horns*
Whenever *Venom* is tense, he loses control of his sex drive and becomes a *slave* to his *crotch*
*Venom* starts to choke on a *spoon*. He's about to get it out, when you manage to *stop* the *s
*Spidey* received good word that the *acupuncturist* working down the road was actually the evil
When *Spiderman* fights the giant *tortoise*, he grabs a straw rope from the edges of the sumo r
In its infancy, a butterfly is protected by a *cocoon*, as it doesn't yet have any *power* of its own.
Column of walking legs (caterpillar) getting into a cocoon, about to leave its past self behind.
The villagers haven't the #faint#est idea that giant *coccoons* resting in the *mountain* are soon
At the Mexican *fiesta*, there is a *coccoon* eating competition. How many *coccoons* can one *p
An *abacus* is a mechanism made of *wood* used to calculate *how many* 'anythings'
people aside, I wonder *how many rice fields* there are in the capital suburbs
As romanrozhok said, this kanji has little to do with #mysterious#. It has the meanings [dark, abstr
The *mysterious fakir* is hurrying a flock of assorted livestock through a *rice field* - quite a vivid
One sneaky farmer wanted to amass a large collection of livestock. We all know that cows like to e
The bowstring is a *bow* with a *mysterious* ability to play music.
A *mysterious* *turkey* with human *finger*s wants to hug me... I will never go to Tokyo Disneylan
Water is doubly mysterious. It`s in all our nourishment...and yet, it`s really not nourishing at all.
Mercy is a *doubly mysterious* turn of the *heart*. On the one hand, everybody wants it, but on th
A magnet is a doubly mysterious *rock* with two sides; one that *mysteriously* pushes and one th
(Primitive: *DNA*, a drop of looong spiraled thread that is the key to your #lineage#).
*Marcus* gets a *DNA* test, and discovers that he was meant to be the person in charge after all.
Your *child* continues the family *lineage* by passing on your *DNA*, giving you a grandchild.
The *prefecture* has #suspend#ed all *DNA* research for *heart* disease because of corruption. A

My parents aren't at all modest about their *grandchildren*, at every opportunity they take them o
[instead; on the contrary; rather]

shins are the *part of the body* that Japanese traditionally sit on *instead* of their asses.
Selling WHOLESALE HORSES over the internet had to be STOPPED because the cost of STAMPS was
an honorable man will not try to cut in front of the *line* at the *wholesale* stamp store. (Imagine
It's customary to cover the *flesh* with clothing, but some designs wore by male models are so out
It is your fate to *meet* with a *mouth*, young *postage stamp*.
(re: dingomick) "These are your orders," declares the general while passing out documents at the *
The amount of people that can *order* the rain to *rain*. Zero!
You know you are fast approaching a ripe old AGE when you get ORDERS from the dentist to get ne
To keep your water cool, just *order* some *ice*.
Two cowboys are crossing a state limit. One says to him Did you know that in this Jurisdiction there
In high society, people ring a #small# *golden* #bell# to call their servants and give their *orders
I imagined some kind of initiation rite in old China, where every young *man* has to show his coura
When *water* is #bubbling up# it takes real *courage* to dive in
I bounce down the *road* on my *pogo stick*, easily getting through the dense traffic. (Note: New
The winner of the long jump competition was disqualified when they found he used a *pogo stick*
You come at the zoo entrance. `Here sir, a spoon to feed the animals.` cool `and a dart(gun) in ca
Ask a MIMIC to give an impression of DOUBT, and he will no DOUBT scratch his head with his FINGE
I *doubt* that the jello would congeal sitting on the counter, so I placed it in the *ice*box.
this pattern made of *bamboo* is for a new model of *car* designed to leave as small an ecologica
Crimes can often be solved using the tools of dogs and fingerprints.
It's a widespread belief that they cannot find *fingerprints* on a body that has been deposited in th
Seeing some finger prints at the edge of a cliff, I wondered who that unlucky person was.
You're *bound up* by ropes to an *unlucky* person. It's dangerous, because whatever happens to h
Your address should be displayed on your *house* and *mailbox*.
In Iraq people are having their addresses tattooed on their bodies, usually their arms, so they can b
Japanese "#gardens#" aren't anything more than a pot of *flowers* on top of the *mailbox*.
I couldn't drop my #grudge# against him. So I put a severed pig's *heart* in his *mailbox*. He got
The weeping willow weeps because its *tree* friends are being converted into paper for *receipts*
The *Easter Bunny* dropped an #egg# on my desk and got yolk all over my *receipts* and *stamp
Got a *receipt* for that *dagger*, son? If not, we're going to #detain# you and send you to work in
The *king* has *detained* you for wearing marine blue underwear!! (Don't expect this to make sen
There's a buyback program where you can trade in your *dagger* for *money*. But it's quite ineffe
before sticky backs, they had to staple stamps to letters
The *staples stuck together back to back* kept poking me, so I threw them in my mortar and crush
Wow, that dude must really be mad! He's trying to BREAK his MORTAR by throwing it to the SOIL. W
To me, this looks like a pictograph of a road leading to the big city (see the buildings?) where there
The sign of the bird on this whiskey bottle is of course the Famous Grouse blended Scotch.
Sake. Looks like *water*, tastes like *whiskey*.
Old fashioned bartending had the server ladle out the alcohol from a giant whiskey bottle.
While the keyword is "hooch", this usually means shochu (Japanese liquor similar to vodka). It has s
The secrets of fermentation are written on a *whiskey bottle* and passed to the child who displays
Cruel makes me think of Cruella de Vil and animal cruelty. Like forcing a *whiskey bottle* down a *c
True story, the former communist *state* of Russia was once so poor it repayed it's teachers with *
In an attempt to increase sales of dairy products, the grocery store is giving away a free miniature

Drinking alcohol that's turned to vinegar feels like a saw going down your throat.
God you're #drunk#! How many *whiskeys* did you have? *9*? *10*?
To DISTRIBUTE *WHISKY* during Prohibition you had to be as sneaky as a *SNAKE*.
What is acid made of? Well, from *whiskey* mixed with *prostitute* urine, of course!
I wavered when the *pack of wild dogs* was blocking the way, but then I drank some *Red Bull* an
*Red Bull the chieftain* is so revered in his clan that everyone sticks to him like *glue* and take his
If I eat BEANS, after ONE MOUTHful I fart like some kind of HORNED ANIMAL.
y character to build stories with."
*Mr. Bean* has a funny #*head*#.
*Mr. Bean* somehow finds himself in an archery contest. He has no arrow's so he uses *darts*, (eve

*Bender* stands on top of *Mr. Bean* to be able to reach the bountiful feast on the giant's table. (*
*Mr. Bean* tries to play drums with *10* different *branches* he found on the ground.
He we see the start of Mr. #Bean#'s Japan tour. He exists the plane dressed as a #samurai# and a
To the cutting down of timber-trees and the destruction of the forest, the hippies have staged a pro
three dishes stacked side-by-side in a dishwasher
vampire orders blood in one of those posh restaurants. Imagine his shock when all he gets is a gian
The *part* of the kitchen sink in which you wash *dishes* in is the basin.
In medieval Japan (during Sengoku Jidai) there was an interesting ritual to form an alliance betwee
you are so poor you dont know where your *next dish* will come from all you know is that you will
If you leave #water# out in the #sun# in a #dish#, naturally it will get *warm*.
The flowers are gone from the dish!! I should have put a lid on it.
The *slaves* are *reclining* on the *floor* when the overseer comes in. They tell him "We're not go
La pileta va #desbordarse# si dejas el *agua* corriendo sin *supervisar*.
What a SPECIMEN! 23 strokes, the longest in the book! I'm just gonna pin a *gold* medal on it whil
#Indigo# *flowers* have to be closely *overseen* during the growing process, otherwise they'll be
The fierce WILD DOG attacked the CHILD who came near his feeding DISH.
Japan`s economic boom *turned* their empty *dishes* into full ones.
It is bad luck to spill salt on the *ground*, so you better *recline* and lick it into your *mouth* or pu
*Metal* that is silver is silver!
The athlete's *state of mind* is nothing but resentment after getting the *silver* medal.
Since trees eat through their roots, one could imagine roots as *tree silver*ware.
he scratches off the *silver* *stamp* and discovers that he is an instant winner
An *vulture* stole the #baron#'s *eye* in the war, but now he has a *silver* coin *glued* in the soc
counting the nodes on *bamboo* is an *instant* way to tell its age
In Spanish there is a saying which is useful to remember this kanji. It says: "A enemigo que huye,
The speed #limit# at *The Pinnacle* is posted on *silver* signs.
*Riddick's* eyeballs are *silver*
A *drop* of *silver* is good, but a whole bar of it is better!
[Image: `Moonlight sonata'] The *moon* has inspired many *good* composers (like Ludwig van Be
John the Baptist with a *halo* sprinkling *water* on people as he's #wandering# the wilderness.
My DAUGHTER is a woman that can do no wrong! Look! There's a halo over her head!
That *umbrella* looks *good* enough to eat!
I'm *anti*-fast*food*. Sit down and eat a real meal!
When you *lack food*, just drink something to fill you up.
When you feel the *wind* (or even hear it) in your stomach, that means you're hungry and you nee
He starves for FOOD but his EGO won't let him beg.
[decorate; ornament; adorn; embellish]

When I bring out the can opener to open the *food*, my cat's *ears* prick right up. Feeding time!
A #building# that *eats* *bureaucrats*!!!!!!!!
eating mochi is like a puzzle. How much to chew? When to swallow? Mochi is like gum that you mu
A sheep became the foster parent for a wolf pup, feeding it with milk. This story cannot end well...
STORY: This one is easy. You go to a all you can eat steak house and eat FOOD until you are TIRED
Distinguish from {}. Think of previously as "the previous customer" in a restaurant. At a cheap sl
(thanks nolusu) A murder has been committed; there was a corpse found beside a *tree*. The poli
If you complain about that dirty *silverwear* (see previously) , you will rue the day you earned the
*Drops* of water laying evenly on a *water lily*
I'm a lazy fisher, so I genetically engineered a *lily pad* with a *fishing hook at the stem* and a *m
a two-mat area is just about as much *ground* as you will need for a *lily* pond
gardeners have developed many *words* to evaluate the health of *lilies*
Sheaf? No. This is the sign of the X-Men. I'm going with Wolverine on this one.. Wolverine reaps the
*Wolverine* waiting atop a *tree* to spring down on *Sabre*tooth at any moment
Wolverine (sheaf) hopes they invent linen sheets that he won't keep shredding in his sleep.
Wolverine (sheaf) takes out a villain who can't be cut by smacking the crap out of him with a shove
Here's an easy way to defeat the bad guy: have Wonder Woman do topless jumping jacks and quic
The most ridiculous character ever dreamt up for a film. DETACHO, a top-hat wearing villian who is
The *King*'s crystal got *detached* from his royal scepter, and is missing! Looks like the turkey go
Wolverine (sheaf) leaps over a tree and with one swipe of his claws kills a bad guy aiming a missle
Having passed the college entrance exam is a most #invigorating# and bracing feeling. I only miss
The real *Spiderman* loves to eat *earthworms*they provide essential nutrients that make his th
An EARTHWORM trying to crawl into your HEAD is a problem demanding IMMEDIATE attention!
There are two kinds of dull. One is like *metals* without lustre. The other is like how an *earthworm
Eating spicy food makes you *stand up* *ten* times faster than usual, 'cause you just need to get s
This guy's job is tasting the *spicy curry* at the local Indian Food Factory. He has to resign from his
If you do a Google search for this Kanji, you'll find that this character almost exclusively refers to th
The superintendent of an old-age *house* has to make sure the food is never too *spicy*.
Primitive: DONALD TRUMP {} always waves the *national flag* shouting with his loud ass *mouth

migration. What he doesn't know is that Mexicans will dig UNDER*ground* tunnels if needed."
*Donald Trump*'s favorite *jewel* is the holed gem. Why? Well, he's an A-hole, so the name of the
We all know that *Donald Trump* is proud of going down the *road* of tax #evasion#... CAREFUL!
Axe-man grows a patch of *red pepper plants* in his back garden. He rubs *red peppers* on the ed
Sometimes, *new* firewood still has *flowers* on it. That means it is too *new* to use as firewood.
A wise #parent# lets their kids learn. A kid wants to try to eat the *red pepper plant*, the wise #p
#happiness# is the ONE bite of SPICY curry.
To be tenacious, you need to have deep stores of *happiness* (so troubles don't discourage you) an
You could tell he was #earnest# from how *tenaciously* he shook your *hand*.
Recall the fashion model wearing just a *stamp* over his *crotch*. When he got *happy*, of course
Your *mouth* is used *4* shouting
in a fantastic plot twist, spiderman joins the fantastic four.
Prostitutes can make a veritable *cornucopia* of income by using their *crotches* -- they put the "c

ere. First the long vertical bar

The #lowly# people with *a drop of brains* are the ones who labor to produce the *cornucopia*.

A simple stone serves as the tombstone of a lowly peasant.

The Pinnacle's land is so valuable that they cannot afford to let a single rice seedling be planted in
Make *eye* contact with the sexy girl planting *rice seedlings* and you can get #intimate# with he
Looks like a physics formula to me: rate of time (rate of growth of *rice seedlings*) over the rate of
rice seedlings + ground = planting rice seedlings.

Some girls want diamonds, but others will be satisfied with just *flowers*. However if you think you
On top of *The Pinnacle* is a #masoleum# for rice seedling farmers. They make an annual *walkin
A greedy hog in a top hat who has eaten all of the acorns.

The nucleus of an oak TREE is an ACORN.

This famous ninja used to engrave the kanji for his name onto *acorns*, and throw the *acorns* to
I asked my teacher what this strange *word* meant, and she furiously *said* that it was explained
The remains consisted of a *skeleton* which had the remains of some *acorns* in its stomach area
Sorry, I know this is crude, but it's just so easy to remember: if you expose your acorns and your m
No-body #mention#ed that there was *resin* on the *road*. Now I'm stuck!
Behold the "Boulev'Art" : a life-size section of a boulevard cast in a huge block of resin. Some call i
you keep your *house* cold to keep the *celery* fresh, but your poor pets' *animal legs* slip on the
The A/C wasn't making the house *cold* because the filters had been #blocked up# with *dirt*.
On the tropical island of JOU, they brew *whiskey* while wearing *grass skirts* (top hats and scarve
The islanders defer to the *word*s of their chief Jou in his *grass skirt*.
My dream is to buy a small *lot* on a tropical island and spend the rest of my days relaxing in a *g
LASS is short for *LAdy-in-a-skirt-made-of-graSS*
If you grow up with a mother that drinks and smokes, you can be sure it's poison in the stuff you ge
When he was *growing up*, *Venom* never had many friends in elementary school. Maybe it expla
Barley is a very cheap grain, and it's not really worth spending time to harvest. Therefore, scientist
"Once in a blue *moon*" refers to a rare event. But originally "blue moon" refers to a full moon, in
Walter White, in an earlier career, REFINED *rice*. He achieved notoriety by producing *rice* that w
I solicited my girlfriend *saying*, "Please baby, I've got *Blue* balls!"
Spending too much time with one's feelings leads to the "having the blues", which we can put grap
Sun and blue sky! Yep, the weather's cleared up!
Pure sea *water* is always a radiant *blue*.
When you feel *blue*, you want to go somewhere quiet to help you *contend* with your problems.
As one *grows up*, one typically starts to blame all of their problems on *money*.
*Spider-man* began his exploits (achievements) because he *blamed* himself for his Uncle Ben's d
Most people say carbohydrates (*grain*) are to *blame* for their excessive #volume#.
[bond; loan; debt] *Marcus* buys a lot of high risk bonds and then *blames* his broker when they a
When #pickling# you MUST use distilled water! When it doesn't come out right, generally it is the
When I was GROWING UP, the SURFACE of my SCARF was always covered with snot from blowing m
Imagine that whenever you have sex with someone, you put a bag over his/her head with *Marcus
To ensure she remained undefiled, a young girl *growing up* in a rough area always kept a *dagge
With our new pills we pledge to *grow* your *dagger bigger * - typical junk mail
I make my *mouth pledge* to consume less.

his number

me character.
degrees).

endo en la pista.
stomach.

il *daybreak*.

een ones *eye*s.

promotion. STORY: You know that your salary has RISEN UP when your MEASURING BOX has enough dollar bil

surement of hard work.

rawn me this pictograph to demonstrate. It's a *head* and two legs spread apart.. I explain that I also love he

money*. Not like the #pop songs# of my day.

er *fortune telling* services (contrast with {})

akes for *easy* stories later on.

starudez (#Stubborn#).

he *eye of a needle*, to know if they're telling me the true.

e*, until it rotted. The smell would make the devil go away.

with his *saber*.

Ricefields* village.

ace a nail right on your head#.

er* so that he can never open his.

say night.
n the evening.
evening*.
MOUTH the NAME which the baby will carry for his entire life.

ls# on the table waiting for a *big St. Bernad* meal to be placed in the centre.
ll comes from.
NOTE: Assigned keyword "sniff" in RTK Newly Approved General Use Kanji Supplement.

ey come UNDER your *sight*.

ymological development, it should just simply be memorized by strokes; constructing a story is not necessar

RING forth from it.

the large *#head#* that is Oz and make their PETITIONs for brains, heart, courage and a way home.

th water covering the rest of the planet. This was before it broke up into the first-class, well-distributed cont

d in the following compound to mean affair. The other meanings seem to be closer to 'select' so

t to alleviate:* earthliness* and *attachment*.

ame Time.

can juste use your *mouth*...

OVEN FIRE.

reet, with bullets richoting off his scaly armour

f with *one mouth* they all look the same !

a body jam when I throw them on the river.

over yonder who have an antenna popping out of their roof which encloses but a single *mouth/ entrance*.
ugada boca de mi tatara-abuelo bajo un *caja de cristal*.

a *tiempo y a destiempo (Span).

he *sun* has given to her.

n. It must be a trick!

place a star instead)

our *divining rod*.

plank of *wood* out of your own *eye*, before removing the *splinter* from your brother's *eye*.

the story is silly... but it works!)

mber these together.

he *acupuncturist* to make a weird infused needle medicine.

in their *graveyards*! (No, not really, but I wouldn't be surprised).

h was used in divination. The way the cracks occur on this *turtle* are a portent of evil bad luck.
alos *augurios*.
amos con el para que lo #mire muy fijamente (STARE)#, y desearle cosas malas.

e the offspring... Dogs with shells on!!

dog* over a *cooking fire*). I swear I can actually see the here as a hot dog, with its slight curve and grill m

l *guard*.

h * to share her revelation.

g* as the shoulder muscles and the *part of the body* as the spine itself.

wers* and *fitted* them in there.

Such a #pearl# would be fit for a *king's* concubine's ring.

What a good for nothing crystal ball!!
man civilization.

and decides to pour it onto the *CANDLESTICK* to put it out. Water spills everywhere.

hey were covered by a high security *umbrella* to protected them bugglars.

pro. I bring a big-ass #metal# #ladle#. I'm a true ANGLING professional.

necks* form on the *road* at that time? I'll take a remote road-way instead.

ssing*, * roads*.
denly, the *cow* opened his *mouth* and reveled the *way* universe was CREATEd.
t message.
e* trying to escape a truck *on the road*.

nfuse with ''carry''.

tchers*, designed to pulverize whatever meat you put in there.

pecially through the abuse of one's position or influence in politics, business, etc. .*

enter someone's house, or else I'll smack my forehead.

he whole goddamm season.

*corona* todo acababa.

marcados con el *seis* de la bestia.
mperador.

a velocidad.

e transformarse en un tornado y cavar sendos HOYOS (pit) en la tierra. Es aterrador!

as te vayas acercando se volver ms ALTO. El techo parece un sombrero y al frente hay dos tremendos ''bo

ocupados ejercitandose en la pista para asistir.

d become mellow and mature.

on sus bocas abiertas , en las calles de la CAPITAL?

calor no pueden evitar anhelar un sitio para REFRESCACION. Como Agora Mall por ejemplo, o Sambil.
e y mirar las hermosas puestas de sol a traves de los edificios. Es un PAISAJE increible.

CAMPO para sus muecas. Estos nios...

ERENCIA y de ah tomas ese modelo como boceto para dibujar un casco.
ue se completan ciclos o vueltas, que naturalmente constityen una SEMANA.

n la Era Sengoku. Eran la ley.

gas samurai.
de sus Seores Coronados.

que no para de hablar.

o pueda hacer mojarse el rabano.

lengua para que puedan completar la construccion.

lintery toilet paper per person. You can see the wood fibers.

un florido respeto.
gresivo en las masas.
cado cuando te AMONESTE por tu incompetencia.

chiguagense para abogar a su favor y evitar ir a PRISION.

fallecido.

a stream of wisdom.

ave to say

ARGA/LOAD* ser llevada a los mercados locales.

de pequeos chicharros ah arriba.

rse en un *CASTILLO*

mpezaron a atacarnos con la intencion de *DESTRUIR* la paz.

d* around.

s like a *foot print*.

would be forced to #repeatedly# *walk* on his *head*.

dren's misbehaving.

etener* a los ogros.

leva/LEVY# de conchas muy alta.

e country and make sure everyone does his part. Unfortunately, that's not the case in RD.

ttract attention
break through.
maana siguiente, *estira* el pergamino ante los ojos de los malhumorados ingenieros.

e Men can get here in time

s* para imitar pobremente su habitad natural.
witnessed outside a ZOO.

OBUST than others.

YE and get your GARMENTs all dirty.

mouth looking to guzzle some beers.

ook more eerie. What an asshole!

only a top hat...and a towel.

he *market*!
t and a towel, to get those *fleshy* lungs he took yesterday from one of his victims.
g. It actually means *Thirty* the stroke order starts with a *One*, then draw in the three vertical lines fro

ver. Their careers then stagnate.

zing temps.

ame is that they must balance a VASE on their head and the one who drops his looses and becomes the youn
oman sovereign? That's Cesar!!!

fluff on the side.

perb perfume.
o excuse yourself.

e because of all the flesh they eat!

size so that *all* can read them.

me *water*.

old a *siesta* in the kudzu field. The kudzu grew so fast, he was completely covered by it in a few hours and n

er than a sword

ees, apple trees, cantaloupe trees. Plums are simply mutant fruits that have been installed in the root softwa

to *double back* in time, but this creates duplicates. The smart thing to do would be to combine Hermione's

he image, but it sticks forever in your mind).

a MUZZLE before using the SABER.

uld plunge into darkness.top

not, cannot, speak in RHYME!"

n* mirror so she can *stand* in front of it all *day* vainly admiring her lovely *human legs*.

eceased* and floated their bodies down the *stream*.

TION he wants, but he'd be wise to use his moral #COMPASS# along the way

l of *flowers*.

or explanations.

ays it's done by machine.

o call you that way, keep out!

protesting the harsh treatment they get every year-end when Santa asks them to step up toy production for

uts keep rolling off the cliff and falling on people`s heads. So far TEN THOUSAND people have been killed by

with a *spoon*.
gs* of all kinds of different colors and *crafted* a master piece he will never forget.

ou've never run before!

m, but all that comes from his mouth are bubbles.

ical *eel*s. phone, call; () : electricity, (electric) light.

te el peligro se transforma en un gigante DRAGON chino para defenderlos.

k about this kanji in terms of #ACCOMPLISH# or "realize" rather than a sexual encounter. Or, combine the t

's families.
emselves as ruler of the farm and walked *tall* on their rear legs, a crime strictly forbidden in the animal rep
es#(*flesh*) pours out.
ft *soil* that's easy to dig up, well hidden, and easy to rememger like this kanji.

ailed worded account to the detective about his wolf attack. "We need more details Mr. Sheep. Tell us exactly
resh. To remember which foods, take the first letter of fresh, "F", to stand for fish and the final sound of fresh
et up with Mr. Sheep at the middle of the *road*
t at his own dry grass *lacking water*.

#piled up high# on the *ground* after christmas.

re a *turkey* dropping by the shii *tree* to gobble down some of those #sweet oaky# (shiitake) mushrooms
the philosopher is safe... for now.
gnition. I'm not a very good cook.

was chased up a *tree* by a *turkey*. Stay tuned for this and more!"

orse races are always at NOON.

worthwhile giving it a name. I suggest "*futon*" (your *futon* is made from *turkey feathers*).

just like "day" but doesn't seem "quite right."

rden* the cage even more... nothing shall escape now!

u must stick to the group like *glue*, and you will be *pent-in* for life, never being able to leave.
aint Bernard's dog.

ee the *cause* of your windpipe blockage. There's a St Bernard penned up in there!"

at* as *many times* as you can by *nightbreak*

atmobile, and all his cool big-boy toys.

id law enforcement.

lood spattered me.

rt* of *ice* at your suffering)

e, waiting for just the right moment to drop down and thrust the *blade* of his sword into the *hearts* of his
e whole thing, because all you can do is acknowledge.
ced the asp SNAKE to her HEART.

istian. They decide to give their *heart* to Jesus.

he *heart of the cave* past all the traps he set up to test you. There, you see a table with the application form
pounding so hard.

nd the man became a living being." (can't you see his *heart* start pumping?)
ngs. *Tongues* and *noses* are nothing special. The new cool is to have your *heart* done!
RS: the lion wanted courage of TEN men, the scarecrow wanted a BRAIN, and the tin man wanted a HEART. O
k I left my scissors in there")
ey did it on the *floor *and thus he stole her* heart*. Poor girl!
y se apodera de mi mis *piernas un deseo incesante de salir andando*.
I'd become a widow.

d* in his hand as he was so *eminent*. Even the death-eaters were *imperiused* to make them look like the

s (*linens*).
aid waste* can best described as disconcerted.

s *formerly* yours
re through *piercing* themselves.

e someone else is doing it, which is good cause I'm to lazy to get a date.
nfavorable.

of you before an operation.

veling is necessary to keep me in a good *state of mind*

aveyard*, pining for each other's affection.
honeymooners and *valentines*. It was annexed to the U.S.A. in 1959, and more recently to Japan as well-- a

g chair in the garden), and you watch over the kids with a hand covering your eyes from the sunlight (next t
bin, why are your hands all chafed?" 'Uh... (I've been grinding hemp all day)')
personal "*hand* *fiesta*s" with himself every night

s the other definition of deliberation: formal consultation or discussion, as in the Diet.

the cookies...
`s....imagine *binding* his *snake* with your fingers.
ade, their * mouths fit together* for a final kiss.

over her body in an attempt to *seduce* you. Keyword meaning : invite.

*phrase* "You're under arrest".

r throat to ensure their cooperation. This is the best way to KIDNAP someone.
ne her fingers, also quite antique, thin, bony and hard, pinching at your hand. "Keep your fingers away from
st is history... Because due to his hubris, the failure of the rabbit was *portented.*

eing in a TEMPLE HOLDING a camera.

always frightened me because I imagined getting my *tongue* stuck in the zipper.

gggeeee!"
e statement, but which no one has yet been able to prove or disprove.

the moment sweeps her away.

ment lawsuit.
ou have a *meeting of the mouths*.
ghtbreak*, shouldering the considerable burden.
r *fingers* keeping you from death. Meanwhile, your *walking legs* are left dangling in the *wind*.
f the attack with his *fingers* in the sand.
times in Heisig? (note that it looks like a bunch of mouths up in a tree) (credit to dat5h for this kanji/primitive

ON SIESTA. The muchachos are sleeping soundly, completely oblivious to the sound of dogs barking, guitar
hanging out.

ack down the mountain and threw a fiesta with the jews, celebrating the arrival of the commandments

aption; the ark of the covenant.

es people that turn their noses 'up' at people. This provides motivation to reach in through that turned up no

of my whole BODY.
say "Ooooo!!".

he *child*

nd become spiny creatures! Lesson: don't go out at night.

oyfriend, on the other hand, might say, "#Or again#, we could fool around . . . "
is on their *crotches*.

he VESSELS, but not for use as food. The lonely sailors take turns enjoying the turkey's CROTCH.
*vessel* to safeguard the world.
aken onboard the Greenpeace vessel .

her HEART.
e will always be a *crotch by your side*. (the Japanese refer to such a friend as , just as we do)
h or dare while drunk.
be something much more fun than a childish pillowfigh.
r*. (applying crystal's perfect primitive element)

himself in it, let's it set, then viola, a protective husk.

my *crotch*

ke the main *branches* to a tree (arms and legs is the second meaning of this kanji). In other words, limbs
omes on a *spool*. (2) *Toilet paper* is used to clean the *soil* off your *crotch*.

*above* a *little* one's *crotch*.

ches kids in his spare time) is actually a graceful guy.

oil* washes of the side of the *cliff*, eventually causing the *cliff* to disappear, leaving a slope (an *anti- cliff

u who are also suffering of the Japanese summer ;-)

ape of a *hook* (so that it fits inside its beak). The *fledgling* soon becomes addicted to milk, giving us this
TER. Well, you're pretty sure WATER has alot to do with this Kanji.
er like a VULTURE. Therefore it is highly recommended for the ladies to bring some cold WATER and pour it o
*, so that the vulture cannot get off the starting block.
nard dog Exhorting the vulture to do great things.

ole *tree* with its *claws*.

fingering crotches.
ome, and, following his *heart*, uses his *walking legs* to go straight home.

e when you pay.

s *dedos* se ms *ancha*.

ending an elbow* to take a swig and bite on his *turkey* sammich.

emely proud of your accomplishment as you step up to receive your medal. The guy in first place is up on a p

my hammer on an anvil/pedestal .... "

her on something of a *pedestal*, which often leads to disappointment later on.

he is looking through the rear #window# with his camera (he needs to use his *elbow* to support those hea
*elbow* (the last bit left to cover).
n't there be a *method* of about the same relevance for making *water* *gone*? Evaporation anyone?

n the ground!

form of onegaishimasu. Can't you just picture this ridiculously polite S&M picture? A businessman, who DO

k...so you take of your belt by the *buckle*, and buckle the baby to a *tree*!
o be harvested. What, cannibalism is in poor taste? Forget I ever brought it up. But #bring up# will forver be

n who *brought me up*, and like a *Taskmaster* threatened to remove it if I didn't tell the truth.

ou - BANG!...One for you - BANG!...One for you - BANG!...etc.

the desert!

kanji is mostly used for branches in the road)

word as it's closer to what the word means. If we do this, the kanji makes complete sense because a #mounta

ke the pitagricos did.

callosum, the different hemispheres, etc.

ouch the door with my hands.
restrooms always reek of #pine *tree*# scented disinfectant.
all questions and solving all problems. The higher in rank you get in this tribe, the more *feathers* decorate
d a bit and people saw his, well, not-public area. He was promptly #sue#d for public indecency. Certain thing
open under the *umbrella* of inner labia, with the outer labia *parted* above. There are even more connect

eat in there... but it would be like throwing a sausage down a *valley*.

wet*, because you are melting her *valley*

ppropriate here, as this kanji is very sexual, such as in lust. As for a story: the *lack* of contact with a woma

n the *outhouse* after.

with * human legs* spewing out a constant stream of bullshit.
gone, which is usually the case, simply use the *towel*.

*hands* while you do your business.

o encourage her with your *fingers* to expose it.

as over the remainder of the bones were left in the streets for the dogs to chew on.
ecameron).

ay*? AUGMENT your breasts and all your troubles will be solved!

ng split by the sharp bones or by their *sabres*. In the end, it was decided they look scarier naked anyway.
ame*. Fun fact, ardent used to mean to *burn*.

ile the widow sat praying with *two hands*.

n imagine this young stripper at the *whorehouse*, #winking# with her *eye* and *dancing in the pole*, tryi
hat creates jagged lines.

ur CROTCH.

low a *kazoo* in their *ear*!

than a *king* in people's esteem.
he Japanese teacher *taskmasters*!
heart* and hope to die! (Intentionally said backwards to get the order of the primitives correct)
u need *ten* *eyes* to make sure no one will go through your *garments* and pick your pockets

body has done, there are two penaltys to choose from. One, you can say I'm sorry. Two, you can commit su

s very similar to a VOICED consanant.

*floor* and covering her *mouth* with a *scarf*.
e asked her husband to send her back on the road to home, though she didn't send back the ring.

ying to build something (there are countless Simpsons episodes you can draw from for this).
but gets snatched by a *vulture*. Hear his scream?
r an American *husband*.
ed for a day.
oney) of course!!!
water* and the one who doesn't drown gets to return to his family.

rs on his head.

s will be placed in a storehouse.

's just a weakness of the FLESH.

s* often end up with *dirt*y genitalia and I don't want to get their VD.

lave is allowed to read, he does so very thoroughly and diligently, hence perusal.

the work of the male who are usually stronger. This is more or less the meaning of the original Chinese chara
army of undead. Emphasize the verb form to keep distinct from the noun { }.

being like a *pegasus*. To befriend a hippogriff, you have to persuade it you mean no harm, you can do this i
oing the work more delicately constructed individuals cannot (or will not).
own* combo = "chapel") Joan of Arc was just a *child* under the influence of the *chapel* when she was insp
his huge *muscles* and encourages his men by shouting that they have the *power* to fight them all.
*money* and a card which you sign with your congratulations

of *meat* below!
e: both co- and cooperate are meanings for this kanji.

editation.

till *night break*, *glued* to his own mind in order to #GAIN# knowledge.
can hear soldiers calling for him on the battlefield: 'Horn down, horn down!'

AITING there.

of *toilet paper*.
t*... a penis. Badum-ching.

out his *meat* and *go* into his son's ..........

ome bucks.

ed one's lesson).

te must stay behind

y* to give the champions a heroes' welcome.

etween the rushing traffic I saw the wierdest thing. BALANCING on the central crash barrier was a *St. Berna

rop circles', is truly amazing.

e we are all fed it is easier to get a long in harmony.

utumn season. Hence "autumn heart" is distressed (gloomy).

r DROPS with improved REGULARITY.

in the space craft that landed in a *wheat* field. Mr. and Mrs. Kent look down and decide to call him Clark. (I

pairs [sorry for the awful pun].

vessel* ).
t is the part which feeds us. Hence -- "the ear (of a plant) is the *favor* of the *wheat*".
den times*.
ense? Maybe then aliens would come more often, enjoying the incense.
over the children
T WOMEN COMMITTEE.

yourself as a *transparent* racer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe8CkcrL-k4

uahua with a human leg* and said, "Now make something *delicious*".
Britain has *Crowned Wheat* ... the United States and Russia have *Missile* cereals

ess is when "sensations fade away". STORY: The *committee* meeting was so long and boring, some particip

CE flour to make it white. Not wheat flour...)

or the message in whatever sticks.
by #grain#.

arker) used in the past.

of *rice*.
up* together.
*penting* it in under high pressure. It's very dangerous, so they've trained a *st. bernard dog* to run things
who shouts "number it, you bitch!"
g *women*. "I can seeeee you! One! Two! Three!"
e "variety" and this character does appear in some dictionaries with the primary meaning as variety, my stor
n UMBRELLA of protection. So protective, you can carry around RICE in the LACQUERED, WOODEN product.
* that rests on *lacquer*.
h great creator#-SAMA#!! (kneels)

his horrible *taskmaster*...

aughed# and #laughed#.

e it as a little bamboo hat.

#stationery#.
th supple and tense.
e it air tight. Just picture such a box and you've mastered this kanji

omplicated?
bamboo beds, bamboo bowls, etc. etc. etc.
boo* (abacus). It's not as easy as a #calculator#, but you don't need any batteries either. All you need are y

boo* in place of flowers to dilute *water* into his patients (see frame 227), managed somehow to appear on
at#ing a house.
KET. A *bamboo* *dragon* on the other hand is a totally different matter...

e sex with her wasn't easy. He would rather spend his time writing his ''meditations'' till *night-break*.

r his* heart*.

oke clouds*

n a *branch*.

e of stoicism.
n excellent emperor.
ll ironed and crafted they are, even though he personally doesn't pay much attention to fashion.
us* did just that. Going to the front lines of a military campaign to fight *files* after *files* of barbarians. A tr

o the realization that in order to live longer one must *build* a good health.

*. He was in fact a disguised # samurai # sent by the barbarians to kill the Roman emperor.
out of fear, but out of reverence.
ays truth was the price of his tranquility.
g them go any *direction* they wanted, away from their abusive *taskmasters*.
askmasters*. Because they had the #arrogance# to believe they were entitled to have some slaves!
couraged the soldier to fight harder.
ple conversations and hide ill intentions.

duty as emperor.
neighbor villages.

man is so busy he can't even defecate in peace.

ain virtue.
nd dip down he was full of tenderness for humankind.
h. After that there was a big *Fiesta* celebrating such accomplishment.
doesn't mind opening his doors to *hundred*s of people.
e poor ceramic sow.
band"s help, so he climbed on the *tree* to protect her from falling to her death.
h a loving husband, that she made him a *top hat* to *protect* his head and a *scarf* for his neck.

ncing legs* on a wooden pool.

uching his kids inappropriately.

ubstitute* for the *money*.

with the similar {}.

ing, I leaned over, and *changed* his *page* with mine!

lly affect the *direction* of the country.

apturers waiting for ransom money.

eally is *third rate.*

ne just #sits# on the *ground*.

in fetal position to the *soil *.
took them *10 years* (Bachelor's, Masters, PhD) to get there.... :-p

arm like this I can only lift one monme!"

age "ard" behind him as he plows his field himself, too poor to afford an ox.
the eyebrow.
of being a Roman Emperor.
wn onto the #tile#d bathroom floor.

es to seduce us from the virtuous path.

alking legs* until a *drop* of sweat appears on them.

a little mound (hillock) of *soil*

materials. ("Paper" money isn't plain paper; it's mostly linen.)

y trimming your shrubs, he uses his TWO SHREDDER equipped HANDS to ABUSE your plants by shredding th
ds that would come from the mouths of the 4 dogs if they were bound up together. I'm imagining lots of yelpi

oint of view, the light is captured by *one* *mouth* (the lens). The photographer is under a big *hood*, we on

n poles in perpertual rotation accompanied by silly music. Giraffes, elephants, zebras, rhinos...

snot *rag*s. Don't confuse this with {}.

things are discerned from each other with the verbs iru and aru.

, start feeding with *spoons*`. an anti war protest.

ut them off.
e mud to throw it to the police with the spoon.

ear itself. STORY: You are asleep in camp when you are woken up with news that the FLAG has fallen to the e

If not, you're bound to lose some nails.

to RESIDE in this dormitory. We are prudes here!"

social class and caste. Of course, these days Japanese society isn't so regimented anymore.

ot too hard to picture a hole left in the ceiling from a flag, now leaking water.
s wearing it.
R which I think of as standing for RULER (12 inches)

chi* '*water*'.

rom a curtain rod in front of them. I see this as a pseudo-pictograph, and use the horizontal line across the to

RECTIONS

aphically the *fire*-proof *door* keeping the *fire* behind, and nothing comes under the *door* primitive, wh
minutes later they change their minds and come back in. They re-go out the door. They re-come back in. Th
ter he had died. Brings a tear to the eye.

DISCLOSE information.
WO LITTLE*.
proper *salutation* a large #fishhook# will rip you away".
only afford a pigeon, the more auspicious an expensive *sheep* for an offering.
e no longer being a *teenager*.
r wheelchair or something.)

ltar and you worship the very soil the office is built on.

rs* every night after the tourists leave!

n *altar* in their *home*.

I just grated in the grater? -- my *finger*!)

m the brains . A psychic that can perform telekinesis? A better idea! Let's name this primitive "PICCOLO" (
Well it sure does for Piccolo! He has regeneration abilities: as long as his head/brains are undamaged he will

*flagged* as pathetic compared to Super Saijans.

a fast speed. Suddenly a single *sprout* (the only one to be seen) gets stuck to the car's wheels, causing the
with the samurai armor because of the "turtle samurai" that appeared earlier. Fits me. The bit that pokes do

ter. (Just like your head is a mountain surrounded by air on 3 sides, a headland!)
inserting themselves in... well, I think you can fill the rest.
e a *cane* in their *mouth*.

an the *monkey*. Many *altars* are dedicated to him.

te the forbidden *fruit*

so clothing themselves in a cloak.

wife's hiding place.

ront their *altar*.
for paper cuts!

er the bombing of Hiroshima, and became famous for *folding* more than a thousand paper cranes, never gi
*written* on the BOTTOM.

n axe without punishment.

with *water*; then, they use an *axe* to break through the window.
trong, he needs to take out his *axe* and #sever# the line lest he be dragged into the depths.

ol. See the *drop* of blood on it?

day was yesterday.

as to get the *saw* out again.

nly uses *saws*, no power tools.

en dipped into a special shinning *water*.

ages together."
she was punished for being slow.
vultures* sit calmly watching the humans *sweep* and clean-up after the harvest is over. *Hearts* are peace
y *tiara* and sinfully short skirt showing her panties (*crotch*)!

loooow and always hard...

ay mutually, but really I did all the work.

bound up* his opponents, and with a *trident*, which was able to pierce enemies after tying them. They were

it on was *rice*.
released, they are given a SIEVE and asked to empty a bathtub (the sane ones take out the plug and get the
eople pass over, but people with a guilty conscience fall through.
he Piza (in Italy).

glued it to myself.
ombs* will fall. It's all about supply and demand.
*combs*!"

ective ways to commit suicide, hang your self from the *celing* with your *belt* or jump off a *mountain*
sts that they *both* make her full!
new a *shovel*ful

a". Thus, I use the character *Bender the robot* as a primitive.

rence to Steven Spielberg's 1977 movie "Close Encounters of the Third Kind". Also a reference to popular sto
aid of *water* (Bender is a robot).
2) are sent into the *woods* to build a vat (for collecting water for example).

as to be a proper *measuring cup*.

ame up with this.

rewdriver for fixing.

g into *gold*. At that time, people were obviously confused about the difference between reality and myth. (

set it aside, pushing it away with your *fingers*

eat# across the floor for the servants to clean up.

ves* for rent where you can prepare your meals on a shared *cooking fire*.
as a *commoner* while traveling on the *road*.
wel* first before getting a wet ass.
se their *crotches* inside the cavern, and approximate the temperature in degrees from how shrivelled ever
lly it can only cross the *water* if it's not frozen, so the temperature must be above 0 *degrees*.
and spreading the hay about, after the field hands just stacked it up.
der *haystacks*, clutching on to all their *shells*.
*haystacks* clutching their *shells*
ed because of anger over some unjust or wrong act, unfairness etc. It doesn't seem to carry a meaning asso

ture just as the first "board" breaks.

th the Saber, but that it revealed who the true mother was.
re effective punch.

ls. (oops, but then it all burned)

E to make a delicious dish

ded version of the story. Others say he was giving her the finger.

destitution.
is my turf! And this...is for the lady."
g (a *drop* of saliva) in the torturer`s face, he says "Negative".

e syrup from it.

that friendly.

class. You land on your ELBOW, and the class shoots DARTS at you for falling.

performing the task.

y you need to have two balls with your "spear" in the middle there.
the end of fighting and gives her a *broom* and an *apron*. Boy, this is some kind of #HOMECOMING#, t

body before burial, while people offer their condolences.

er*. (Do not confuse with {})

dollar signs*, so he was #seething# with anger.

*slingshot*.

and a long jaw that sticks out past his nose, and a scar across his face.

le I have caused the Vice President"

nsequences.
s shoulders.
employed to teach it.
hen you can move on to other parts (like feet, groin, head, etc. etc. ; ) )

d uses the flowing blood to write "Chucky" I wonder if the mortgage agency will find that signature acceptab
cky* is out of the shade and running around. He has no sweat glands and so isn't bothered. The rest of the c
ha ha!" "Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?" "I'm going to eat your liver, bitch!"
d him to see where they are until he runs smack into a boar. Now he had an angry swine to deal with... karm
of murder and deceit. He decides to end it all and wade into the *water*....
new pair of shoes!"

people in? Well imagine being sandwiched in so tight, that when the doors close, only your FINGERS are stick

g chased on a road.
), waiting to snipe his enemy.

ng women, removing the *towel* from some bond girl. Of course the towel symbolises her last vestige of resi
so he can stay at *home*. Here he is sighing sadly before he heads off for another day as his new job as a b

with his favorite *bamboo* pipe, filled with his favorite strain.
d like an X... he's trying to kiss you, run!!

still dons his cool TOP HAT (well, it was cool 40 years ago) and goes out on the town to MINGLE with the ladie

uicide task and if you are brave enough to complete it, they'll cut your right *leg* and replace it for a wooden
mountain *path*. Hence the sickly green color. Most of this acid *rain* is collected in #Russia# (where this is

ext one, leaving tread marks all over him and his leg.

wooden legs.

ops of water, and zweep! A large mess of bones to pick up and reassemble!
nly possession over the road, his precious marrow.
Funniest home vids here we come.

Pinnacle*.

o prevents confusion with ""mountain""."

sitors. But not the #handicapped#. They're hindered enough already. They're given a *badge* and can pass
chink# in the wall. Hmm, maybe I could make this #chink# bigger...

ntil they're needed.

ne, and redirect it into people's eyes, far below.
s and leisure.
nvaders so the city is prepared well ahead to ward off the intruders.

chosen city.

ancing with their legs* at the end of the show.

ve to build up. It sucks when someone presses *all* the buttons on the elevator! You have to stop at each #s
e *dirt* on the *ground*.
es, though their young females are a bunch of hoes who work at *evening* showing their *dancing legs*.
ve - , think of a great nature *photographer* #isolating# just the *pinnacle* he finds most beautiful in a mou
heir *hearts* they are *vultures* and *witches* (broom)
s possible.

d now it's *empty* again, as usual!

of our solar system. An unavoidable threat to life as we know it. Now more #research# is being done in ord
If you PLUG UP her Hole, she will Climax.

caverns#.

you sculpted from clay. Turn on the *fire* underneath and voila!
ng I guess; makes the guy hard and up.
the train. The *fingers* of course, a *crown* (her too short skirt) and her *legs* below. It's her own fault for
her legs. (Sorry it's kinda coarse but it works.)

u are voracious animals, with *animal legs*! Got it? *Animal legs*! Now take that hill!

primitives, as opposed to on the left (I think there are ~5 times in this chapter) I've opted to use a similar cha
protests. Eventually, *Spiderman* can't bear it anymore and weaves a tight web around his housemate's face
me repair. Luckily, as he can shoot out threads darning is very easy for him to do
had #shrunk# in the wash, and no longer fit!
ndant or lush in growth, as vegetation. When *Venom* realized he couldn't beat *Spider-Man* in a fair fight,

e, the real purpose of the gift is to get his girlfriend to *doth* him.
o take several train lines instead, since there are no buildings to swing from. [He tried swinging from power l
rman* is still *determined* to catch them.

idey *threads*, don't ya?

a gauze over it.
a thong. Wierd, eh!

overall determinant of your fate. And Spiderman apparently has a long one...
of *mingling* with this cute girl named Mary Jane

aerosol can*. "*Good luck* getting out of that, heh heh!"

side* the patient, causing his death. Fortunately, the hospital reached an out-of-court #settlement# with the

nd and flew into a building. ("part" also means "minute")

as they were first #introduced#.
t (picture Spiderman saying the sutra as he tears sheets off the toilet roll)
swing around even better than they could, they all quickly addressed him as sire.

ulate as many *brains* as he can, snatching them out of people's heads and storing them on top of his own, t
of NEEDLES on his head and attached it to multiple electrical cords, which are connected to a big machine.
blic*'s *heart*.
as ever been in.

ghting, *spiderman* must #wind# up all of his loose webbing (picture him winding it up into a yarn ball). Th

m* and is throwing *water* instead of bombs.

orns* can not break free, in fact if the netting did not dissappear after a few hours then Rhino might even *pe

he *spoon* from getting out, so he turns purple, as he chokes, and dies.

e evil Doctor Octopus! *Spidey* headed over to the clinic, and trussed the *acupuncturist* Doc Oc up using t
umo ring and swings it at his head. However, the *tortoise* quickly tucks his head back into his shell to avoid

soon to hatch.
one *person* eat? No one has managed more than two before giving up...

abstruse, calm] (in Spanish, [moreno and recndito]). As for the story, the union of a *hat* and a *coccoon*
vivid image with chickens flying this way and that way, pigs squeaking, and cattle stubbornly trying to stop i
e to eat flowers, so he planted lines of flowers leading to his own fields. The livestock followed the lines, eat

neyland again!

t on the other hardly anybody gives it.

one that pulls; doubly mysterious.

tion. All involved will be #suspend#ed by their wrists.

hem on the *road* showing them off to their friends!

S was too much

agine just how much honor it takes facing those long lines at the post office!)
so outrageously tiny they're not bigger than a *stamp* that just covers their *crotch*.

t the *meeting*. As everyone started to leave, the general exclaims "Oh wait! I need to certify these orders!"

get new TEETH.

n there are Orders to get your head?, so he takes out his gun and shoots him. He claims the reward afterwar
courage. They then receive a *chopseal* which is a mark of their courage.

New primitive: chop-seal + utilize = pogo stick. Because a *chop-seal* is long and thin with a rubbery bit at
tick* tied to his *leg* to jump further.
) in case stuff go wrong` ....` please chop-seal (sign) here for in case of accidents the zoo is not responsible.`

ogical *fingerprint* as possible.

d in the *water*.

ns to him will happen to you too.

can be identified if they are killed. (true story)

e got the message.

ipts* and *stamps*.

ork in the *rice fields*.

ke sense; that's the same king that requested to see your balls after all...)
ineffective, since only registered dagger-owners with the *original receipts* can participate, and not criminal

crushed them with the pestle. That'll show 'em.

OIL. Whoa! Now he's aiming a MISSILE at it!
there are plenty of places to be entertained. Unfortunately in this city, every store is the *same: staples*. W

t has similar effect as whiskey and sniffing glue has: you get intoxicated.
plays the most *filial piety*.
wn a *cow's* *mouth* . You don't need PETA to *reveal(ation)* to you how cruel that is.
with *vodka*
ature *whiskey bottle* with *each* dairy product you buy.

ull* and charged through.

ke his words as the *measuring* rod.

*, (even though they are quite too short!). All of his shots land extremely short!

ble. (*Mr. Bean* didnt know how he even ended up there).

and all the fans rejoice and start screaming (#mouth#). Picture Mr. Bean in full kimono exiting a plane at th
a protest demonstration using a *drum* in the *middle of the town* (see { }).

a giant white bowl and just a single drop of blood in the centre and a drizzling of balsamic around the edge.

etween different samurai clans. The warlord, who wanted to propose to form an alliance to another warlord, w
u will have to steal it.

not goofing off, a *dish* fell and broke and we're cleaning it off the *floor*"

t while I *oversee* the stroke order.

y'll be useless for making #indigo# dye.

* or put it back on the *dish*.

he socket instead.

huye, puente de plata," which translates literally as "To enemy that retreats, silver bridge," meaning one shou

an Beethoven) to write something melodious.

ou need to *eat*. Imagine your stomach like an empty, barren desert, and the *wind* blowing through it.

u must eat!

IRED of it / Sated. Then you ask for them to WRAP up the left-overs so you can take them home.
eap sleazy diner, the *waitress* gives you unwashed *silver*ware that was previously used by the previous c
e police chalk the outline of the unsuspecting victima *waitress* with *previously used silverware* still in h
d the *resentment* of your *waitress*. Cause now she gonna do something gross to your food! You dont wan

d a *mouth* to call me whenever it catches something.

ps the bad guys with his saber-like claws.

d quickly *bind up the villain* while he ogles the most seductive *part of her body*her bosom.
who is able to detach his body parts for use as weapons. His most powerful weapons are his elbows, which he
ey got away with it. He's no where to be seen!
missle launcher.
y missed four questions! (represented by the *four X's* around # #)
his threads stronger. So next time someone goes around claiming to be the real, genuine Spiderman, give hi

hworm* is really boring. Two different kinds of dull.

o get something to drink!
m his job before his *tongue* is rendered completely useless after all the spicy food that he has to try all day
s to the female name . Look at the images and you'll get *wood* from seeing those *spicy* pictures of

mouth* ("Make America Great Again!"), and he's best known for his *spicy* statements.

f the *jewel* is a good match.

he edge of his *axes*, and this seems to keep them sharp like brand new.
wood. Get yourself some dry ones.
se #parent# says "Try it and *see* for yourself".

ou) and you need to be big and *round* (so hunger doesn't drive you to give up). The most tenacious perso

ourse, it ended up in the news report.

the "come" in "income." (A bit lewd perhaps, but effective in keeping this character distinct from similar key

ed in the soil.
with her on the *ground*.
ate of (*ground*) distance *round*ed and multiplied by *power* gives you #forces#.

nk you can win her over with *rice seedlings*, expect her to get up on her *walking legs* and walk on out!
walking* pilgrimage there.

s* to distract his enemies. The legend goes that by the time his victims would pick up the *acorn* and read
ained in the above-stated paragraph before throwing an *acorn* at me!
h area. Whether it died from eating the acorns remains to be seen.
your muscle in public, you'll be censured.

call it ... art.

on the *ice*

scarves too). (Image: the strangely dresses islanders stirring a pot of brew. Careful { }).

n a *grass skirt*.

you get from her breasts.

explains why he turned out how he did.
entists have genetically engineered it to grow *walking legs* once the grain is *grown up* and mature, so it
n, in other words a fully *grown-up* moon. Whether once a month is rare or not depends on what we're talki
that was *blue*.

t graphically as a *blue* *state of mind*.

en's death.

they all plummet in value.

is the *water* that is to *blame*.
wing my nose on it.
arcus Aurelious*'s face on the *surface*.
agger* concealed under her *threads*, even when she went into the *water*.

G BOX has enough dollar bills in it to reach the SUN.

.. I explain that I also love her breasts, and then she smacks me in the face. I'll never understand women.. (I

cting a story is not necessarily useful unless it strongly denotes its shape (I find that Heisig's story doesn't do

ge and a way home.

t-class, well-distributed continents we got now.

m to be closer to 'select' so maybe Heisig meant cleanse in the ethnic sense here.. I'm going to use the keyw

a single *mouth/ entrance*.

r brother's *eye*.

of evil bad luck.

ith its slight curve and grill marks.)

ente hay dos tremendos ''boquerones'' de entrada.

r ejemplo, o Sambil.

ase in RD.

n the three vertical lines from left to right. Then the last stroke at the bottom closing it up. Then comes the

ooses and becomes the younger BROTHER!

ed by it in a few hours and not able to escape. Now, the kudzu *flowers* mark his grave.

n installed in the root software of every single tree. I hear that some plum-loving scientists are working on a w

d be to combine Hermione's time-turner with Harry's invisibility cloak. That way, one could *double back* in

man legs*.

o step up toy production for the holiday season.

people have been killed by falling chestnuts, and the Japanese government still ain`t did shit about it.

ncounter. Or, combine the two: the policemen thought they had #accomplished# the task of *driving out* (

forbidden in the animal republic.

ils Mr. Sheep. Tell us exactly where the baaad man touched you".
and the final sound of fresh, "SH", to stand for sheep: FreSH. It even puts the primitives in the right order.

oaky# (shiitake) mushrooms.

ey feathers*).

ng able to leave.

word into the *hearts* of his enemies.

ble with the application form on it. Now that you think about it, the ad in the paper did say "Those who don't

eart* done!
tin man wanted a HEART. Ok, the lion bit is stretching but you have it memorized now, so who cares?

* to make them look like they were lamenting his death.

e recently to Japan as well-- albeit only unofficially, and through private commercial holdings

yes from the sunlight (next time, don't forget the sunglasses).

eep your fingers away from my antiques!!"

ling in the *wind*.

dat5h for this kanji/primitive use)

und of dogs barking, guitar playing and even gun shots. Now imagine one tourist passing by and snapping h

of the commandments

in through that turned up nose and drag out those brains with both hands.

urkey's CROTCH.

, just as we do)

kanji). In other words, limbs are "*flesh branches*".

eaving a slope (an *anti- cliff* if you will) in its place.

dicted to milk, giving us this very catchy mnemonic: *fledgling hooked* on milk.

me cold WATER and pour it over him to cool him down.

guy in first place is up on a pedestal, towering above you, his elbow level with your mouth. Being a smug bas

elbow* to support those heavy lenses) until his *heart* begins to race as he witnesses a murder!

? Evaporation anyone?

ure? A businessman, who DOTH the bidding of his *taskmistress*, is *climaxing* and yelling out while she w

ut #bring up# will forver be *infant meat* to me. I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs!

t tell the truth.

te sense because a #mountain pass# is just *below* the *mountain* *top*.

e more *feathers* decorate you. Imagine this old man covered in beautiful feathers.
blic indecency. Certain things shouldn't be made public in public, you know?
here are even more connections to be made among the primitive keywords and the visuals, but i will *enter*

ack* of contact with a woman's *valley* will leave a man LONGING for love.

look scarier naked anyway.

d *dancing in the pole*, trying to find a client.

mitives correct)
ck your pockets

rry. Two, you can commit suicide by sabre. Why, oh why, do so many Japanese executives commit suicide a

end back the ring.

om for this).

of the original Chinese character.

n no harm, you can do this if you have "*pegasus* #persuasion# *power*"

*chapel* when she was inspired with the *power* to lead the French uprising.
wer* to fight them all.

rash barrier was a *St. Bernard dog*, BALANCING a *fish* on its nose. As I looked closer, I realised it was a tr

d decide to call him Clark. (I also thought of Jesus but he was born in a barn full of hay not wheat)

ng and boring, some participants took an opium *flower* tisane allowing the proceedings to #fade away#, sw

t. bernard dog* to run things, he's adding more *drops* of rice as necessary.

meaning as variety, my story: I'm in a Chinese restaurant and the waiter says "What sort of *rice* would you
QUERED, WOODEN product.

es either. All you need are your *eyes* and your *two hands*.

ged somehow to appear on the register of acupuncturists. Chances are, he won't stay on the register for long

ns'' till *night-break*.

ntion to fashion.
ter *files* of barbarians. A true example of courage!

an emperor.

o have some slaves!

carf* for his neck.

your plants by shredding them into wood chips

er. I'm imagining lots of yelping.

is under a big *hood*, we only see his *legs*, and he is holding a *spike* in his right hand, which is the shutt

bras, rhinos...

the FLAG has fallen to the enemy. You quickly PUT ON YOUR FOOTGEAR and run off to RESTORE the FLAG.

d anymore.

horizontal line across the top to represent the curtain rod, since noren don't usually hang from the *ceiling*.

nder the *door* primitive, where you would have expected to see another primitive.
or. They re-come back in. They re-go out the door. They re-come back in. They re-go out the door. They re-co

e this primitive "PICCOLO" (from DBZ)! He has antennae *sprouting* from his brains and his skin is gree
ains are undamaged he will regenerate.

the car's wheels, causing the car to fly around its axis.
ts me. The bit that pokes down is to protect the genitals, I guess.

sand paper cranes, never giving up hope. To this day, people in Hiroshima still *fold* origami cranes in her m

nto the depths.

t is over. *Hearts* are peaceful and calm at this time of the year. Even the days are calm without storm.

after tying them. They were terrific #contenders#, so they were only paired with gladiators specially equipp

ake out the plug and get the water out with #ease#).

or jump off a *mountain*

so a reference to popular stories of people reportedly chased by UFO's while driving on the road.

between reality and myth. (Arguably people are still as confused as ever, just about different things now.)

es from how shrivelled everything looks downstairs...

ove 0 *degrees*.

eem to carry a meaning associated with arousal in the sense of sex or pleasure. So, my story: think of the an

kind of #HOMECOMING#, thinks the veteran. (Adapted from johnskb)

find that signature acceptable.

t bothered. The rest of the children are taking whatever shelter they can and sitting very still.

ry swine to deal with... karma for being a murderer I guess.

only your FINGERS are sticking out. The train staff have no choice... they must cut them off with SCISSORS =

olises her last vestige of resistance.

her day as his new job as a bureaucrat.

own to MINGLE with the ladies.

* and replace it for a wooden peg. *Each* member of the crew has went through this process, without crying
d in #Russia# (where this is a serious environmental problem). Apart from dew, this character also means "#

en a *badge* and can pass right into *The Pinnacle*.

You have to stop at each #storey#!

wing their *dancing legs*.

nds most beautiful in a mountain scene.

earch# is being done in order to save our species.

below. It's her own fault for wearing such a short skirt and causing the perverts to get *wood*!

ve opted to use a similar character: Venom.

around his housemate's face to prevent him from playing the *kazoo*.

*Spider-Man* in a fair fight, he showed his *cleverness* by spraying venom all over Spider-Man's luxuriant ga

tried swinging from power lines once--big mistake]

court #settlement# with the victim's family.

ng them on top of his own, till there's just one massive *brain* on top of his head!
onnected to a big machine.

ng it up into a yarn ball). This time he got home so late that the he already hears the *birds chirping*. For a

s then Rhino might even *perish* in there.

uncturist* Doc Oc up using the maniac's own metal limbs!

d back into his shell to avoid the blow (hence no head on the *tortoise*)

n of a *hat* and a *coccoon* is obviously a fakir *turban*. India was maybe an #abstruse# place far away fro
e stubbornly trying to stop in the middle of the *rice field*. Poor *mysterious fakir* has quite a hard time sho
stock followed the lines, eating the flowers one by one, and amassed in his field.

eed to certify these orders!" and went around stamping each paper with his personal *chop-seal*.

e claims the reward afterwards.

nd thin with a rubbery bit at the end. If it were big enough, you could *utilize* it as a *pogo stick*). [Edit: *po
the zoo is not responsible.` `lion feeding time is. bla bla`

You are having serious doubts about if you still w

participate, and not criminals with illegally-purchased daggers.

ore is the *same: staples*. What *tools*!

kimono exiting a plane at the top of some steps with all the fans at the bottom of the steps (helps with the p

balsamic around the edge. Disgusted he calls the manager over tells him its overpriced tosh and bites into h

lliance to another warlord, would send him a big ceremonial *dish* with the *sun* drawn in the center. If the

r bridge," meaning one should not stay in the way of a retreating enemy. In the kanji we just replace the silv

ind* blowing through it.

ake them home.

ously used by the previous customer. Yuck.
sly used silverware* still in her pockets.
s to your food! You dont want the *waitress* in that *state of mind*

y*her bosom.
ons are his elbows, which he can detach, tie together with his belt and use as nunchucks. DETACHO has a sid

genuine Spiderman, give him a few earthworms to eat.

ood that he has to try all day long...

ng those *spicy* pictures of cute girls.

. The most tenacious person of all time was *happy round* Buddha!

ter distinct from similar keywords like { } or {})

ng legs* and walk on out!

ck up the *acorn* and read the engraved kanji, they were already dead by his *sabre*.

grown up* and mature, so it can harvest itself.

depends on what we're talking about, but that happens to be the origin of the expression

ever understand women.. (I keep failing this kanji, hopefully this silly story will help me!)

hat Heisig's story doesn't do this).

e.. I'm going to use the keyword "selection", as in natural selection. Story: natural selection first began in the

osing it up. Then comes the *Apron* which makes up a Sash.

scientists are working on a way to hack *every* *tree's* genetic code so that *every tree* will bear nothing _

one could *double back* in time without creating any visible duplicates.

ain`t did shit about it.

# the task of *driving out* (see #pursue#, last frame) all the *sows*, but they received a phone call reportin

mitives in the right order.

per did say "Those who don't make it to the *heart of the cave* need not apply."

d now, so who cares?

ial holdings

t passing by and snapping his *fingers* and waking up all the *muchachos* at once.

ur mouth. Being a smug bastard, he "accidentally" knocks his elbow into your mouth, causing you to bleed a

esses a murder!

and yelling out while she whips and says. (This kanji also means "to bring about" and "do humbly", which is

k baby back ribs!

the visuals, but i will *enter* no further...

executives commit suicide at the first sign of scandal when all the have to do is say I'm sorry to get off the ho

d closer, I realised it was a trick; it was holding the fish's tail in its teeth, and only pretending to BALANCE it.

of hay not wheat)

eedings to #fade away#, swopping boredom for numbness.

What sort of *rice* would you like with your *dog head*?"

stay on the register for long. My image is close to that of gorgon's story.

ght hand, which is the shutter release.

n off to RESTORE the FLAG.

ally hang from the *ceiling*.

-go out the door. They re-come back in. They re-go out the door. They re-come back in. They re-go out the do

brains and his skin is green like *brussel sprouts*! Besides, he's the most philosophical of the Z fighters, h

old* origami cranes in her memory. For this character, let us imagine a parade in her honor, the entire *road*

are calm without storm.

h gladiators specially equipped to fight them.

ing on the road.

bout different things now.)

So, my story: think of the angry *state of mind* aroused at finding all your *clams* buried under your *hayst

ng very still.

ut them off with SCISSORS =( snip snip..

this process, without crying.

this character also means "#expose#" and "#Russia#".

o get *wood*!

ver Spider-Man's luxuriant garden.

s the *birds chirping*. For a better idea, he decides to wind his webbing around the *mouths* of the *chirping

abstruse# place far away from China. Visualize a #mysterious#, #dark-skinned# fakir with a *turban* (in #c
r* has quite a hard time shouting at his livestock while still trying to appear detached and mysterious.

onal *chop-seal*.

as a *pogo stick*). [Edit: *pogo stick* also appears in 1409, 1690, 2530]

ous doubts about if you still want to go into this zoo.

of the steps (helps with the positioning of the primitives).

erpriced tosh and bites into his neck with a huge gush of blood spraying everywhere.

* drawn in the center. If the proposal were accepted, the second warlord would draw an image of the *moo

kanji we just replace the silver bridge by a *silver* *road*.

nchucks. DETACHO has a sidekick turkey which he uses as an advanced scout as well.

al selection first began in the water, and those that were too plump were selected out.

very tree* will bear nothing _but_ plums.

eceived a phone call reporting two *horny* pigs #CONSUMMATING# on a *road*. When they got there, they

outh, causing you to bleed and lose a tooth. Just cause he won the gold doesn't mean he can place himself o

t" and "do humbly", which is perfect for this image).

ay I'm sorry to get off the hook.

y pretending to BALANCE it. (keeps the position of the elements!)

ack in. They re-go out the door. They re-come back in. They re-go out the door. They re-come back in. They r

sophical of the Z fighters, he would be the only one coming up with "Cogito #ergo# sum".

her honor, the entire *road* lined with *folded* cranes.

s* buried under your *haystack* stolen, gone!

he *mouths* of the *chirping birds* for a bit of extra quiet time. Imagine a clump of *spiderman's threads* #

fakir with a *turban* (in #calming# meditation) and the kanji is yours!
ached and mysterious.

draw an image of the *moon* next to the *sun* on the same *dish*, and then return the *dish* to the first w

When they got there, they found a male and female police officer, not pigs!

mean he can place himself on such a high pedestal and do whatever he wants!

hey re-come back in. They re-go out the door. AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

go# sum".

p of *spiderman's threads* #wound# around the *mouths* of a bunch of birds in a *tree*.

turn the *dish* to the first warlord. (not true story, but helped me to create vivid image)

a *tree*.