AN IN S PIRATIO N A L S K IT TL E S B RA ND B O O K

D E D I C AT E D T O

TH E
M I G HTY
MINK
T E N A C I O U S , U N WAV E R I N G ,
Y E T E X T R E M E LY S U P P L E

I think Skittles are delicious. But what do I know?

Plato

Welcome to page 16!

And page 17!

I smell cheese.
No, you dont.

PAG E
PLASTIC
CUP

The words and images on these two pages were printed with a special ink that is only legible to sea urchins.
If you are not a sea urchin, sorry. You wouldnt have gotten the joke anyway.

THE AVERAGE SKITTLES CONSUMER

(OR ASC):

Is 12-17 years of age

Owns an exotic pet, such as an iguana
Loves playing sports like basketball
Wishes he/she could fly
Dreams of someday being a rock star,
astronaut or possibly some kind of knight
Fears long-limbed animals, such as giraffes
Likes listening to music
Enjoys skateboarding and rollerblading
in his/her free time
Wears large hats and other popular clothing
Is very school-spirited

THIS IS THE AVERAGE SKITTLES CONSUMER

(ASC):

THE AVERAGE SKITTLES CONSUMER

(OR ASC):

Is 12-17 years of age

Owns an exotic pet, such as an iguana
Loves playing sports like basketball
Wishes he/she could fly
Dreams of someday being a rock star,
astronaut or possibly some kind of knight
Fears long-limbed animals, such as giraffes
Likes listening to music
Enjoys skateboarding and rollerblading
in his/her free time
Wears large hats and other popular clothing
Is very school-spirited

THIS IS THE AVERAGE SKITTLES CONSUMER

(ASC):

Unless youre one of those start-at-the-end-of-the-book people. In that case, enjoy.