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THATS MY COUNTRY
Woke up this November morn feeling good and full with pride
In my country and with a big old extra bounce in my stride
Feel like taking a road trip clear across this redeemed land
So sit right down there and listen up to all that I have planned
Now the order ain't been worked out to any great degree
But all the stops have been decided and I think you will agree
That though it isnt thorough and skews to recent samples
You'll find no better list of representative examples
than .........
The Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon
Big number of sites in old Bombingham Alabama
A Planned Parenthood clinic in Colorado Springs
A front porch and the old Greenwood hood in Tulsa Oklahoma
Thats My Country Baby
A certain front doorstep in Monument Colorado
An apartment complex parking lot in Dallas Texas
A police barracks in Blooming Grove Pennsylvania
Nevadas got Bundys Ranch and CiCis pizza in Vegas
The photo-op at a roadside plaque in Marietta Georgia
An apartment block in Chapel Hill North Carolina
An abortion Clinic in Pensacola Florida
The old AME church in Charleston South Carolina
A spot right off I-40 in West Memphis Arkansas
A movie theater in Lafayette Louisiana
A community Center in Kansas City Kansas
That spooky abandoned house in Fort Wayne Indiana
Roadside stops in Des Moines and Urbandale Iowa
That historic old motel in Memphis Tennessee
The site of the old village of Rosewood Florida
And Chicagos Homan Square is a place weve got to see

Of course our pilgrimage will culminate the only place it could The Murrah Building Memorial in Oklahoma City
And I cant think of no better place to start and end this hajj
Than right here in my hometown: Philadelphia Mississippi
TRY PUNDIT TRY
Try pundit try
Open up an eye
Im sure you could do better if you
Try pundit try
The main reason they want all those people deported and that wall built is jobs
It simply will not do to depict them all as deplorable racist slobs
It's jobs behind the calls to restore black slavery or strict racial segregation
As it is for their oft-stated desire to live in a Muslim-free nation
Try pundit try
Open up an eye
Try pundit try
Their movement to repeal the 19th Amendment might seem like pure misogyny
But viewed in context really reveals concern about shrinking opportunity
Or is just more evidence of their refreshingly un-PC sense of humor
Also seen in their frequent threats of violence and trafficking in crazy rumors.
Try pundit try
Open up an eye
Try pundit try
Their talk of stuffing Jews in ovens clearly shows worry about jobs in food service
And that's not the only American industry about which they are nervous
Because they're angry at wealthy elites for backing illegal immigration
They want them to get tax cuts presumably for the trickle-down job creation.
Try pundit try
Open up an eye
Try pundit try

True most of these guys are retired or safely employed and well-off personally
And would find actively engaging in demagoguery beneath their dignity
That just demonstrates the breadth and depth of the sympathy and the empathy
They must feel for the plight of any and all left-behind victims of history
Try pundit try
Open up an eye
Try pundit try
They just want to be taken back to where they came from
They just want to go back to being children once again
Tell me what's wrong with that?
RT (REPUBLICANS TODAY)
So much out there is the fake news
What to believe is the true?
And what is lies of whiny Jews?
Try this ruler of thumbs . . .
If our friends the Russians report it
Then you can support it.
No matter where you may find it
If its Russian get behind it.
If our comrades in Russia leak it
Be sure you retweet it
If our Russian pals doctored it
Theres no need to alter it
Thanks and all hail Vladimir Vladimorovich!
Thats our kind straight white Christian son-of-a-bitch!
It is he who has shown us the way
To manage our democracy
With false flag operations
Protest group infiltrations
And many other things youll see.
If the FSBI clear it
Theres no need to fear it
If the boys in Moscow broke it
Well they had plenty of help.
CONSEQUENCES FOR CONSEQUENTIALISTS

We want it understood that we understand he is incompetent
Undisciplined reckless delusional and with the worst temperament
You should know we comprehend that hes a clear and present danger
An unqualified menace to both the familiar and the stranger
But theres a Supreme Court vacancy to fill
And social insurance programs to kill
Obviously we see hes a serial sexual predator
A lewd crude and rude sexist misogynistic pig dinosaur
We would like it to be known that we are cognizant of his lies
Of his projections his racism and his many bigotries
But theres 2nd Amendment rights to expand
Open carrys going clear across this land
Rest assured we are aware hes a narcissistic sociopath
Who cares nothing for anyone but himself and is quick to wrath
Believe me we know hes an attention whore with no attention span
That hes arrogant conceited selfish vulgar and non-Christian
But as its written Gods will must be done
Yes even through this son of a gun
Of course we recognize hes reprehensible and despicable
A thin-skinned man-child bully whos utterly irredeemable
For the record we can tell that he has no self-control
And that hes an inhuman immoral monster without a soul
But there are tax cuts for us to be had
And we can keep him from being too bad
OWN THE ODIUM

As teased before the break recent reports show the extent of his Russian connections
At the same time it has been confirmed that he dodged his tax paying obligations
Hold up - there is a new tweet coming in we are certain you will want to see
You ran the empty podium
Now ye shall own the odium
This morning comes a well-sourced article on his myriad conflicts of interest

And hes been caught in another lie about his involvement with the birther movement
Wait a second, here comes another racially charged tweet you might find of interest
This afternoon news is breaking concerning his apparently phony charities
While new details have surfaced regarding his many business failures and bankruptcies
And now comes this latest tweet storm that might make you doubt his sanity
This evening were learning about his companys history of stiffing contractors
And of destroying evidence including emails when faced with litigators
But hold on - weve got your first look at the new tweet from the great entertainer
And speaking of emails
Lest we appear biased or forgetful
But from risotto to call sheets
And speeches to Wall Street
Questions are being asked
Concerns are being raised
An impression has been formed
All feeding into this narrative
And she doesnt seem regretful
Tonight's lead is the unpresidented huge fraud university case settlement
Right behind is the news that he could be impeached because of emoluments
But heres a fresh tweet you decide if he now sounds more like a president
EPSTEIN MUST BE RUSSIAN (A SMALL HANDS JAM)
And theres yet another lesson we could learn from the Russians
In industrial specialization
Years ago they moved heavily like a bitch into kiddieporn
And now its total domination
Lotta jobs there folks

Lots of opportunity
For all ages
Now they got a lot of really sexy young girls over there
Believe me I know this first big hand
And yes we can do that here but only if we focus
On just the right girls you understand?
Lots of opportunity
For all ages
Well build it with whites like Paris and Ivanka at that age,
Or most Miss Teen contestants backstage.
Sure therell be talk, though I got nothing against the darker girls,
But who wants blind surgeons or a fat Miss World?
Lots of opportunity
For all ages
If the courts get the point
And they will with who I appoint
But the program still doesnt succeed
Well do what I so often do
Pull the plug and walk away
Like I did with my nephew
Lots of opportunity
For all ages
DAY ONE (A FLYNN/BANNON JAM)
Now we just sit back and wait for the first attack
By radical Muslim terrorists
OK that was long enough time to call OKeefe
Hes got contacts and a bunch of lists
You all recall the Russian apartment bombings?
It really is as easy as that
The only stipulation that I did make
Is that it be in a true blue state
Otherwise everything is set and ready to go

Theres no need to worry about discovery
We can count on the network press
To stay focused mostly on celebrity
And we have ways to deal with the rest
Who remembers the Armenians?
Not talking about the Kardashians
Well paybacks gonna be a bitch.
Oh whats this news of a big attack on Fox!
Get OKeefe to call the whole thing off!
Wait its just one more poor white man pushed too far
Tell Jimmy its on for tomorrow
COALESCING (A BUFFET JAM)
People listen up and gather round
Real billionaire is speaking.
Stop the commotion, dont make a sound
Weve got to come together
Americans should coalesce behind the president
Dont go doing anything rash
That will cost you later
Resist the temptation to smash
The established order
As everyone knows I did what I could do
To keep this awful thing from happening
But none of you could see how much is at stake
Like all of my investments for Christ's sake!
If angry don't make much of a fuss
Be glad you're not in prison
Write your senator if you must

But don't do something drastic
THE PRODUCER (A SMALL HANDS JAM)
So they really believe they're drowning right?
That must be some kind of funny sight
And when you put electrodes to their balls
You must hear the screams through the thickest walls
Ever take any films or photos?
I think I'd like to see some
Soon as you get them just click that mouse
I've got a private server in the White House
Do you guys ever do this stuff to chicks?
Maybe work in some nipple bite and twist?
Or you could grab them by the pussy
Next session I want in
Now don't go letting any of it get you down
Cause I tell you we really need to harden ourselves
That's what they get for celebrating 9-11
Which by the way gave me the tallest building downtown
Hey what you guys do would make a great show
I bet Moonves would love to give it a go
The ratings would be huge believe me
And I could produce it
DISTRACTIONS (THE COWARDLY LYIN RYAN JAM)
As Ted Cruz will tell you himself now, his wife is pretty darn ugly
The fact that some people still want to bring it up really does bug me
So he made Mitch dress in that plastic turtle costume for a week
For the liberal press to get fixated on that was rather weak
Like his textbook racism blatant sexism and tax returns
These things are all distractions

They want to keep our popular agenda
From gaining any traction
The forces of reaction
Try to divide us into factions
And stop us from taking action
To help the neediest richest fraction
Of the top one percent
That time he sodomized my wife blapped my daughter and made me watch
And Democrats wanted to focus on that after all they have botched
Like his textbook racism blatant sexism and tax returns
These things are mere distractions
They want to keep our mandated agenda
From gaining any traction
The forces of reaction
Try to divide us into factions
And stop us from taking action
To help the neediest richest fraction
Of the top one percent
Have you seen these supporters of his?
They're angry violent in a word deplorable
It makes the thought of standing up to him
Utterly unbearable
And pious Mike Pence agrees - I can see him nodding right along
He's back there in pink heels playing standup bass on this very song
THIS IS US
Theres more than ample precedent
For this kind of president
What was said wasnt what was meant
Its not a rationalization
Or any more normalization
Merely a realization
Most things are resistant to change
How much could they really rearrange,
Even if theyre truly deranged?
The personal is for demonstrations

And over-dramatizations
Of our many daily frustrations
-You know, like with the Russians
We gave big to the ACLU
And join together on Facebook too
Just what more would you have us do?
In context we see everything
While watching shows about cooking
And tending to our gardening
WERE GONNA NUKE RAQQA (A SMALL HANDS JAM)
Now folks this whole ISIS problem
Ain't as hard as its been made to appear
The only thing we need to fear is everything
Then the solution becomes so clear
We oughta nuke Raqqa
Problem solved
We oughta nuke Raqqa
Till its dissolved
We gotta nuke Raqqa
Thats been resolved
We gotta nuke Raqqa
Our thinkings evolved
Nukings been rejected for far too long
Since its been neglected we haven't been strong
Well nuke em good just wait and see
It'll be beautiful believe me
Were gonna nuke Raqqa
Thats been resolved
Were gonna nuke Raqqa
Our thinkings evolved
NO SUBSTITUTE (A SMALL HANDS JAM)
I really dont see what else I couldve done
Everybody should be happy
But I put an end to our biggest problem

And everyone wants to attack me
I did what MacArthur wouldve done
Just like me
He knew there is no substitute
For victory
He should have been allowed to drop the bomb
To end the Korean War
Today Korea would be one great country No madman going nuclear
Just like me
For victory
But that Truman was a major pussy
Dont know what his problem was
Guess he had something against using the bomb
Well pussy is as pussy does
Just like me
For victory
HEY COLUMBIA
Now listen up you fucking cunt
You wont get away with your little stunt
No matter how long the hunt
Gonna have to pay for the things you say
Better dig a moat for all the shit you wrote
Im coming for ya Columbia
Ill be cumming on ya Columbia
Ill be cumming in ya Columbia
Id slit your nose just like Polanski
If I needed to make a hole fit me
Cause 'ginatown just aint for me
But you got nostrils like Patrick Ewing

Big enough for what Ill be doing
Eyeballs will be floatin in my spewing
Gonna have to pay for the things you say
Better dig a moat for all the shit you wrote
Since I took the red pill
My two biggest thrills
Are threatening women
And jerking off to men
You might think cause youre a big fat dyke
That youd put up a pretty good fight
I bet its something you'll grow to like
And when Im through with ya
Therell be blood coming out of more than your wherever
Columbia
THEYRE MAKING NIGGERS OF US ALL
Teenage pregnancies
Broken families
Theyre making niggers of us all
Drugs and crime
Towns in decline
This is how we take it back
This is our last chance
To snap out of our trance
Kids in baggy jeans

Living hip-hop dreams
Prisons overflowing
Everyone talks of going
Rich Boss can preach his religion
And sing in praise of union
Till hes a red-faced Indian
No work and no work ethic
Laziness epidemic
Welfare recipients
Government dependents
And if this dont work
Dont know what to do
When do we get free stuff too?

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THATS MY COUNTRY

Thats My Country Baby

Try pundit try

CONSEQUENCES FOR CONSEQUENTIALISTS

OWN THE ODIUM

This morning comes a well-sourced article on his myriad conflicts of interest

Lotta jobs there folks

Otherwise everything is set and ready to go

Write your senator if you must

These things are all distractions

The personal is for demonstrations

But I put an end to our biggest problem

But you got nostrils like Patrick Ewing

Kids in baggy jeans

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