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- A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

- The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad
news."
- The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
- The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to
live."
- The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you
yesterday and you have only 5..
- The man screams: 5 hours!!!??
- The doctor says: Not, 5... 4.. 3 .. 2..
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- Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember
what i just said.
- When did you first notice this problem?
- What problem?