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Well, Peter, there are two reasons for this. I do, occasionally
make the mistake of writing about chess, but, by-and-large, it is
far too controversial. I also think that we lose sight of what
chess is. For a very minute proportion of all the world's chess
players, chess is serious business, but for the rest it is
(supposed to be) pleasure. My research indicates that the
majority of people, including chess players, associate pleasure
with activities that involve sex and/or alcohol.
Where's the Chess Journalist?
A. S. of Spain wrote:
"I thoroughly enjoyed your coverage of the Monaco
tournament which appeared at The Chess Cafe in
April as Crocodile Dundee-Pasquale. I made the
trip there myself this year, and don't recall you at
all. Were you the chap who was rescued by a
mounted policeman while hanging from a lamppost in the middle of peak-hour traffic?"
I generally take a low-key approach to covering chess, as the
article you refer to demonstrates, so it is not surprising you
didn't see me there. As for the horse incident, I think you have
mixed me up with my mate, Paul. If it had been me, it would
have been a camel, not a horse.
Where's the Action?
Tom from Melbourne wrote:
"I read with interest your article Internet Chess
(March). I cannot understand how anybody could
move from Melbourne, the chess capital of
Australia and the sporting capital of the world, to
Alice Springs. OK, so you can play chess by
Internet, but don't you miss the major sporting
events?"
Well, Tom, when they decided to hold the world's biggest
sporting event of the year in Australia they didn't choose
Melbourne, did they? You know what I'm talking about, don't
you? No, not the Olympic Games. I am talking about Australia
vs USA in the final of the Po Camelo World Cup, held recently
in Alice Springs. In case you are not familiar with Po Camelo,
it is much like polo (the preferred sport of the Royals and the
rich and famous, Tom) but the players ride camels rather than
horses, and strike the ball with canoe oars (traditional polo
mallets not being long enough).
Po Camelo is almost on a par with chess for skill, largely
because the camels are quite difficult to steer. One member of
the International Order of Camel Jockeys described it as "like
being strapped to a poorly functioning washing machine
moving at 35 miles an hour". So don't sneer at me, Tom, until
Melbourne is awarded the Po Camelo World Cup final. (The
final score, by the way, was Oz 7 USA 4.)
Chess Prowess
M. P. from the USA wrote:
"I am sure I am not Robinson Crusoe when I say
that I had never heard of you until you began
writing for The Chess Cafe. Imagine my surprise
when I saw you received a vote for the Chess
Player of the Century. Could you enlighten us about
your chess achievements, and perhaps show us one
of your victories against a world champion?"
Thanks, MP, for raising this issue. I was originally chuffed to
get a vote in the Chess Player of the Century. At the time I put
it down to my history changing game against Kudrin in
London, 1986, which commenced with the opening moves 1.d4
Nf6 2.Bg5 Ne4 3.h4. My rationalisation of it all was that my
victory in that game triggered a chain of events which saw the
Trompovsky move from sideline to the point where Anand
chose the Trompovsky in his must-win final match game for
the FIDE Championship with Karpov. But I digress.
I was not quite so chuffed when all my friends accused me of
voting for myself! Some time later (too late, unfortunately, to
prevent me from having to demote all my friends to
acquaintances, and having to move to Alice Springs in the hope
of finding some real friends) I got an email. The sender told me
that he had voted for me, and asked if I would send him an
autographed copy of my book, My 60 Memorable Columns. I
was so pleased to have proof that I hadn't voted for myself that
I sent the book the same day.
Over the next two months I got about 3000 emails from people
claiming that they were the one person who voted for me, and
asking if I would send them an autographed copy of my book!
Well, MP, you asked to see one of my victories against a world
champion. A tough task, there are so many of them. (World
champions, that is, not victories!) I would like to show you one
of my spine-tingling battles with Kasparov from Linares but
they keep forgetting to invite me. Actually, that may not be
true. I don't speak a word of Spanish, and the card I receive
from Linares each December goes straight in the trash. I have
always assumed that "invitacin" is Spanish for "Merry
Christmas" and "invitar" means "Happy New Year". Perhaps
my Spanish correspondents can clarify this.
In the end, I settled on this game, from the 1986/87 AdsteamLidums International.
Chris Depasquale Susan Polgar
Adsteam-Lidums International Adelaide, Australia (7),
04.01.1987
1.d4 Nf6 2.Bg5 c5 Of course, in those days nobody dared play
2...Ne4 against me, because of 3.h4! 3.d5 Ne4 4.h4 h6 This
move, which had never been in favour before this game, went
out of favour after this game. Last year Nunn held Hodgson to
a draw after playing 4...g6 here. 5.Bc1! Precise play. The
bishop becomes a target after 5.Bf4? e.g. 5...e6 6.f3 Bd6! as
played in Draganic-Jurkovic, Zagreb 1998. Now it is too late
for 7.Bc1? Bg3#. 5...e6?! 6.dxe6 dxe6 If 6...fxe6 the hole on g6
is a problem: 7.Qd3 d5 8.Nd2 and Black has to resort to 8...c4