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SCHOOL DAYS IN THE 41ST MILLENNIUM

"No, Ahriman, you can't go to the Library for extra credit. Mr. Vect, stop messing about with that
gas tap before you blow us all sky-high, and Thraka, please put Mr. Yarrick down. That's the third
time I've had to ask you to stop that. See me after the class."

"Now does anyone know the answer to the question? Anyone else apart from Ulthran? Mr
Guilliman, perhaps you can stop scribbling in your notebook and tell us the answer..."

"Mr Russ, Mr Jonson, stop bickering right now or you'll both get detention."

"MR.INQUISITOR!!! YOU JUST PURGED THE TRASHCAN!!!" "it was dirty, Miss Jenkins..."
"Why couldn't you have waited? The custodian was gonna come in a minute!" "i couldn't help it,
Miss Jenkins..."

"Typhus, for the last time, there are showers in the locker room for a reason. If you never wash up
you're going to get a fungus or something."

"Fuegan, turn that bunsen burner down. Everybody else has theirs at a reasonable length, why do
you always have to have the bigger flame?"

"Miss Zar, please stop that awful screeching! This is choir class, not the zoo!"

"Now that you have made the first incision... Good heavens Kharn, what are you doing to that
frog?!"

"Leman, you need to get your hair cut, it's longer than the school dress code allows. Don't you bare
your fangs at me, son!"

"I don't care what you say, Aun'shi, cheating on the test is not 'for the Greater Good'."

"No, Emperor, you may not go to the bathroom. I swear child, you already practically live in there!"

"No, Ghazghkull, you may not 'squish da 'umies'. And for the record, it's 'squash the humans'."

"Farsight! Look what you've done now, you've killed the Ethereal? That's time out for you, mister!
And no starting splinter colonies while in the corner!"

"Lucius, What are you doing behind that book? Please put it on your desk like everyone else!"

"Angron! Do you want that knife confiscated?!"

"Mr. Abbadon, please stop saying that your father could have beat Mr. Calgar's father..."

"Mephiston, please stop writing your name in blood on your worksheets! That ink is there for a
reason, young man!"

"Mr. Coteaz, I told you, no more pets at school!"

"Cypher, how many times have I told you? No speeches of redemption during Silent Reading time!"

Why can't you be like El'Jonson?" "You! Stop looking over his shoulder! Oh. is that your brother?!?!?!" "Now Farseer." "Mr Creed." "Sanguinus. and the Gym teacher will not accept you being away from his class again.?" "You are late again. 3: Bolters are not allowed. I'm sure Abbaddon was only joking about the claw. If not we still have those cloning tanks. you always go first. Fulgrim! Mr. sorry. Nurgle."Ahriman. Mr Vulkan." "EUGH! Mr. we'll have to put you outside. you answers aren’t that good. you come down off that ceiling right this instant!" "We're going to have to find a separate room for you. I am looking at you." "Mr Straken.. You need to get out in the sun like everyone else.. children. Emperor's Children. what are you doing in that corner!?!?!?!" "Mr.." Will all students please note the following rules for exams: 1: All farseers. I shall not tell you again. He won't give you his pocket money if you kill each other. I'm sure you'll get a girlfriend one day.. the use of wraithbone armor to ask the spirits of its prior users for answers is forbidden." (why the Emperor really made the Primachs) "Mr Macharius. "Slaanesh.. Emperor." "Mr Luther. Tzeentch followers. Thraka." "Mr.." "Mr Russ.Good God. if you and Mr Kell do not stop talking in class I will separate you both. 4: Silence is a must. librarians." "Kharn put down that-. burnt tyranids do not smell better than breakfast. or psychics of any kind are not allowed to use said powers.. Let some one else have a go. Do not howl when you know the answer. Lucius!!!! In all my years I have never seen anything." "Mr Curze. if you can't control your own bodily processes. there. Fabius." "There. if you can't stop reading people's minds for the answers. please sign your name as such. Magnus.." . Mr Ulthran. stop pestering Russ for answers. 2: All eldar. did you just eat your own fecal matter." "Don’t listen to Tzeentch.

"One last thing." "Mr." ." "Mr Azrael.. Arienal. how could you possibly be so scared? It's just a field trip to Rhana Dandra. farseers. now sit down or I'll send you to the headmaster's office. Dorn because he has the correct answers..Asurmen. you both just keep getting back up. Abbadon. Stern. for that early report. Perturabo. Thank you." "Would the Word Bearers and Blood Angel Chaplains please stop bickering? Everyone has their own opinion on the imperial cree-" *teacher is executed by Yarrick* Morning announcements: Band practice has been cancelled due to an amplifier blowout. I want to see you in my office immediately.." "All Death Guard . It's not possessed by Daemons. I will not accept that Wulfen excuse any more. especially in July!" "Will the Tech Marines and Iron Warriors please stop giving wedgies on fellow class mates. The Dark Angels are not out to get you. the Dodgeball game between the Death Company and the Necons has been canceled.. please come out from underneath the table.please note that I will no longer accept any tardy slips or sick notes from "Big Papa Nurgle". I saw you and Mr Ezekiel passing notes! Is there anything you want to share?" "No. please do not get angry at Mr. snow storms created by Rune Priests are not used when considering snow days. Word Bearers. stop bragging that you were the first Exarch. I look forward to seeing all of you at the football game tonight. stop asking the dead for the answers to the test." "Harlequin Shadowseers . which we will win by a score of 7-3. this is the last time I will tell you to stop bothering Mr Czevak for help. You will not ruin my Pep Rally with your little 13th crusade of beer drinking and 'Picking up Chicks'. how many times have I told you to shave? No. Cypher." "Mr. thanks to the concert put on by the Slaaneshi Metal band. You're interrupting the test. stop purging your book." "Mr.please stop casting Veil of Tears during roll call. Mr." "Ms."Mr Redmaw." "Ms." "Mr. keep that undefeated streak going! Also. Congratulations to the Debate team for another victory. and blaming it on the Machine God?" "Mr Ahriman.Baharroth.

. His answer is correct. I'm going to have to seat you next to the Pariah!" . I don't want the last two participants to be the Emperor and Horus again. Mr Abbadon! It's good of you to fit us into your busy schedule! These crusades of yours are not helping your punctuality. if you refuse to stop using your powers to cheat on tests. now. leave that scythe at home! You'll have someone's eye out with it!" "Well . young man."When we play dodgeball. return to your seats immediately!" Mr Thraka. Mr. Emperor." "Mr Nightbringer.?" "Horus! You put Sanguinus down right this instant!" "Mr. Red Terror." "Mr." "Ouch. what did I tell you about eating grots? Don't do it in class unless you brought enough for everyone!" "Mr. you and your crusades have not made it to Terra." "Mr Coteaz. have they?" "Can some one please tell me if you have seen Mr Russ? He have been absent from calls for the last 10 thousand years or so and if you see him he still owes the school his fees. Bile! That hurt! What did you hittt me withhhhhhhhh. Mr Horus is not a heretic. what are you doing with Billy and the hot sauce bottle?" "Abbadon stop making fun of Horus.. thank you for joining us today. Dorn. if i've told you once i've told you a million times... Ulthran. If I remember correctly.