Coma Patient ***

A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of th
em is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the mon
itor when he touches her.
They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this so
unds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband is sceptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains fo
r privacy. Besides it's worth a try.
The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the
woman's monitor flat lines... no pulse... no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there pulling up his pants
and says, "I think she choked."