Pinoy Henyo

(word:KUTSILYO)

Juan:bgay ba to?

Pedro: oo!

Juan:sa loob ng bhay?

Pedro: o0!

Juan:sa kusina?

Pedro: oo!

Juan: gnagmt sa pagluluto?

Pedro: oo!oo!

Juan: pnanghihiwa ng sbuyas?

Pedro: OO!OO! OO!

Juan: PASS!

can you pronounce good english?

read the following aloud:

Wolf
Woof
warp

Roof
Ruff
Raft

Work
Wart
Worth
whartf
worf

Test Results:

Good Dog!

Very Good in Barking...

Sa dyip.

Babae - (nangungu-langot)

Lola - Ineng, ano bang kinukuha mo?

Babae - Nursing po lola.

Lola _ Ah, akala ko kulangot....

Promo Girl: Sir, Free taste po!!

Sir: (Tumikim) Pweeeh... Bat ganito, lasang bulok??!!

Promo Girl: Sir, yan ang magyayari sa pagkain niyo pag

hindi niyo nilagay sa ref!! Bili na kau ref sir??!!

READ THIS ALOUD:

-Edible
>
-Humble
>
-Preamble
>
-Lovable
>
-Fable
>
-Marble
>
Perdible
>

wow, ulitin mo nga "perdible" SOSYAL KA AH?

tagalog YAN! HAHAHAHAHA!

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nakita ni boy na malungkot na naman si girl:

boy: wanna feel extreme happiness?

girl: how?

boy: it easy. BE MINE!

T: Anong ginagawa ni Alden kapag siyay nalo-lowbat?

S: Richards

JUAN: Kahit tindero ako ng fishball, me anak ako sa Ateneo, UP at

LaSalle!
PEDRO: Wow, ano course?
JUAN: Ala, titinda din ng fishball!

TEACHER: Pedro 1 + 3?
MARIA: Maam 4 po.
TEACHER: Oh ikaw Juan. 3+ 1?
JUAN: Ayan na! Ayan na! Langya... pag mahirap akin...!
FAVORITISM....!

PARROT:Pssst!Pangit!Pangit!
JUAN:(inis)Hoy!Sa susunod na tawagin mo akong pangit,litsunin kita!
PARROT:Pssst!
JUAN: Ano?
PARROT:Alam mo na!

Knock knock who's there? Samsung Samsung who? Samsung mga daliri kamay at paa
LOL

-Knock knock! Who's there? -Buying Buying who? -Hawak kamay di kita iiwan sa
paglalakbay dito sa mundong walang katiyakan, hawak kamay... asan yung buying dun?
-Buying Constantino. ---

Knock knock Who's there? poging bingi poging bingi who?! ano?

Knock knock Who's there? poging/mangandang bingi poging/magandang bingi who?!

ano?

COBRA KA BA?
BKIT?
KASI PINAPALAKAS MO PUSO KO EH!!!

knock knock!!
who's der?
Galunggong, Galunggong Vase at Higad sa flower vase
Galunggong, Galunggong Vase at Higad sa flower vase who?
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom galunggong, boom galunggong vase, Higad sa flower vase.

nak nak
hus der ?
spell
spell who ?
W~H~O!!
korny

Knock Knock
Who's There
Pirated CD
Pirated CD who?
A , B , C , D , C , D , C , D , C , D , C ,D.... ^___^
Knock Knock
Who's There
Pirated CD
Pirated CD who?
A , B , C , D , C , D , C , D , C , D , C ,D.... ^___^

Knock knock Whos there Luncheon Meat Luncheon Meat who Sa yong ngiti akoy
nahuhu MALING

Winnie the Pooh

Bang bang winnie the pooh i know you want it

Knock knock Whos there? rude Rude who Ruuuude, patawad pagkat akoy makasalanan
makasalanang nilalang

Knock-knock Who's there? Inday Inday who? Indaaaaaay, Found a very special love in
you.... (Sarah Geronimo)

Knock-knock Who's there? hate you na! hate you na who? hate you na! hate you na!!
hate you na!!! waaahhh!! dobidobidobidobido dobidobidobidobido

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