Eddie? Spencer asked, poking my arm. Eddie. He said again.

I groaned deeply. What Spencer? I asked annoyed, picking my head up

from the desk.
I think that youre falling asleep. He said quietly.
Thats the point. I said, putting my head back down.
But youre missing the movie!
I could hear Emma in the background. She told Spencer to shut up. He
did.
After a minute, he poked me again. I sighed deeply. What now?
Eddie, you arent supposed to fall asleep during class.
I rolled my eyes and picked my head up. Do I look like I care?
Well, you should! He said, adjusting his hat. Its the rules.
I scrunched my eyebrows. Arent there rules against wearing hats in
school too? I smirked.
Thats different! He said, pointing at me defensively.
Emma turned around in her seat. Spencer, stop talking.
Spencer nodded and looked at me. Eddie, stop talking. He repeated.
I rolled my eyes. Okay.
Watch the movie.
Probably wont.
But its very interesting!
I sighed. For some reason, he was being super annoying today.
I looked at the screen. I can honestly say that I do not care about brain
experiments.
Well, theres your first mistake!
Emma sighed deeply. For the love of god, Spencer. Shut up.
Okay, okay! He said turning back around in his seat. Fine!
I exhaled deeply and went back to my nap. It was great. Seriously I didnt
even try hard in school any more. It was May. I was a king. I dont need to
learn math. I dont need psychology. I had already gotten into college. It was
a waste of time.
After the movie was over, the teacher turned back on the lights and I was
forced to wake up. I was annoyed, but at least it was last period on a Friday,
and the movie was over. Spencer turned around to me.
Well, I see you chose the delinquent route and missed the movie.
I sighed. Spencer.
I am offended! That was disrespectful!
Youre telling me that youve never fallen asleep in class before?
His eyes darted around for a second. He looked back at me. Dont turn
this on me. This has nothing to do with me.

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 Emma rolled her eyes. Spencer, you were the one who was talking the
whole time. She said annoyed.
I was interacting with the movie! Its called engaged learning!
Its called super annoying. She said angrily.
I cant say that I disagree.
The bell rang.
Spencer scrunched his eyebrows. Whoa, whats your problem today,
Emma? Youre acting like Wazzles! He laughed.
I sighed deeply, knowing he was digging himself into a hole.
Emma hates his cats.
Her eyes narrowed. I am not like one of your stupid cats! She said
angrily as she stormed from the classroom.
And way to go Spencer.
He grabbed his backpack. Wait, Emma! He cried, running after her.
I grabbed his arm. You better let this one cool down for a little while I
said slowly.
But, but I have to apologize.
I sighed. Yeah, but you suck at apologizing, buddy.
His mouth dropped open. Well, I didnt know one could suck at doing the
right thing. Thanks for the heads up. He said sarcastically.
I rolled my eyes. When you apologize, you only make it worse.
Thats not true!
Yes it is. Come on. I said pulling him along. Itll be fine.
But what if she really is mad? He whined.
Then you comparing her to one of your cats when apologizing is not
going to make it better
I dont do that!
Yes you do. I said as we walked to the parking lot.
Really? He asked.
I nodded. Its kind of pathetic.
Well! Thanks for the support best friend!
I sighed. Would you take it from anyone else?
No He said sheepishly as we walked to my car.
Sam and Mallory were already outside. I sighed with relief when I saw her.
She always brightened my day.
She walked forward and gave me a hug. Hey! She said happily.
Spencer looked down sadly. Mal, I think that I need a hug too.
I sighed.
What? She asked confused, looking at me.
I nodded. He does.

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 Why? She asked giving him a hug.
His lip started to quiver. Umm, umm I accidentally, umm
I sighed again and cleared my throat. He compared Emma to one of his
cats again.
Mallory looked at him sympathetically. Aw, which one this time?
Wazzles! Spencer managed to choke out.
Mal rubbed his arm. Aw, Im sorry, Spencer. Im sure that she will forgive
you. She said trying to comfort him.
He shook his head. I dont know! Apparently I suck at apologizing.
Sam cleared his throat in the background. You do.
Spencers expression hardened.
Mal turned Spencers face to look at her own. Emmas coming over in a
little while to hang out with me. Why dont you come over too and then you
can work it out?
I cursed silently. That was the last thing that I wanted.
Spencer nodded. Okay, Mal. Thanks. He smiled. He turned to me. So,
uh Eddie, you want to hang out in a little while?
I sighed and forced a smile. I dont really have a choice, do I?
He shook his head. Nope.
Then sure! Come on over.
Spencer patted my shoulder. Thanks man! He said happily, turning and
going to his car.
Yep. I said, exhaling deeply and unlocking my car.
We got in and I drove to pick up Noah. Mallory looked at me and sighed.
So, how bad was it this time?
I shook my head. Not that bad.
Are you sure?
What do you mean?
Well, its just that sometimes, you do kind of underestimate situations.
What is she talking about?
I raised my eyebrows. Excuse me?
Eddie, come on. She said annoyed.
No, no what? I want to hear what you have to say.
She sighed. Umm, okay, sometimes you may, maybe a little
underestimate the severity of situations.
Like? I asked annoyed.
Well, you know, when you
Sam cut her off. When you thought that a hundred of us could fight
thousands of Thespians.
She nodded. Yeah, like that or when

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 Sam cut her off again. Or when you charged into Bernards castle on the
night raid and almost got us all killed.
I sighed. First of all, it was our castle, and second of all, I knew what I was
doing!
Oh, obviously. Sam said sarcastically. Almost dying was all part of the
plan.
I rolled my eyes. Sam, you are not helping.
Mal looked at me. I just dont want Spencer to get hurt more because
you didnt let him fix it the first time.
I sighed. Mal, its fine.
Okay. She said as she exhaled deeply.
We were silent for a few minutes. Sam cleared his throat in the backseat.
Im fine, thanks. How are you? He asked sarcastically.
I rolled my eyes. Great, Sam.
Thats wonderful! And you, Mal?
She sighed. Good.
Great, now whats this I hear about Spencer and Emma fighting? He
asked eagerly, sitting forward.
Its nothing. I said slowly.
Does this mean that shes available?
I raised my eyebrows. No!
Okay, okay just checking!
I tried to contain my annoyance as we pulled up to the elementary school
parking lot. When Noah got into the car, he saw that we were all not talking.
He looked at us curiously. Whats wrong?
I shook my head. Nothing.
What did you do now?
I scrunched my eyebrows. I didnt do anything, Noah.
Oh He said slowly. Well, who did?
Sam cleared his throat. Spencer.
Noah sighed. To who?
Emma.
Noah groaned. Aw, did he compare her to one of his cats again?
I tried to hold back my smile. Yeah.
Gosh, what is his problem?
Sam snorted. Nobody knows.
We all started to laugh and headed home. I was really not looking forward
to this. For some reason we always had to be involved. They could never
work it out for themselves.

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 I parked the car in the garage and we went inside. I put my stuff down
upstairs and went back down. I collapsed on the couch and sighed deeply.
Sam came downstairs a minute later and sat in the chair. He looked at me.
Rough day?
I nodded. You have no id
He cut me off. I highly doubt it.
You didnt even let me finish I said slowly.
I got bored. He said quickly.
I rolled my eyes. Thanks.
Hey, you know me. I have the attention span of a three-year-old.
No you dont. I said, like it was obvious.
Eddie, Nick doesnt count.
I shrugged. Why not? He was three.
But you raised him.
What was he trying to say?
So? I asked offended.
So, you were like a Nazi.
Excuse me!
Sam snorted. Yeah, the only reason that he turned out so good was
because Mal was there.
My mouth dropped open. Not that I objected to that statement, but it was
kind of insulting. Are you trying to tell me that
Sam gulped, but then sighed with relief. Hey its Mal! He said happily,
changing the subject.
I turned around. Mal walked into the kitchen. What about me?
Sam swallowed deeply. Nothing. Just that youre awesome.
She raised an eyebrow.
Its true I said under my breath.
She smiled and sat down next to me. I put my arm around her. After a
little while, I heard Noah run down the stairs. We all turned around. He was
out of breath, holding a huge stack of papers.
Ive done it! He cried.
Done what? Sam asked.
If finished it!
Finished what? Sam asked again.
The story.
What? Sam asked confused.
Noah sighed. I wrote a story about our adventures in Celestia!
Oh great. Sam said under his breath.
I thought that it was cute.

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 But, but dont worry! I changed our names, so no one knows its us!
Not that they would believe it in the first place. Sam said slowly.
Noah continued like he didnt even hear him. Eddie is Ethan, Mallory is
Madison, Im Nate, and Sam is Seth!
Sam interrupted him. Wait, Seth? Are you serious?
Noah looked at him. Do you have a problem with that? He sassed.
Sam shook his head, shrugging. Nah, its cool. I would make an amazing
Seth.
Noah rolled his eyes. Whatever. He said uninterested as he walked
towards the stairs. Im gonna go edit.
I heard the front door open. I heard Noah behind me. Hi Emma! He said
excited. I finished writing a story! He said happily.
Thats cool Noah! She said as she walked into the family room.
Well, here we go.
We started to talk. None of us brought up Spencer. I was really hoping to
dodge the bullet. She started to show us some of her fashion sketches. I will
admit, they were pretty good. She stopped when she reached the middle and
looked at us.
This one is my favorite. She said proudly.
Mal nodded. Its really good.
Sam cleared his throat. Actually, its perfect.
Emma picked up a colored pencil and started to do some touch ups. Its
the best one that Ive done.
Just then, I heard the door fly open. Hello everybody! Spencer cried.
Emma jumped.
And here we go.
Spencer waltzed into the family room and came up behind Emma. He
hugged her from behind and started to shake her. Emma!
My eyes widened. She was still holding the pencil, on the paper.
Emma must have noticed too. She looked down and her eyes widened.
Her mouth dropped open.
She had drawn all over her favorite sketchin black colored pencil.
He eyes narrowed. Its ruined! She cried as she pushed Spencer off of
her angrily.
Oh god.
She shot up from the couch. Do you see what you do?
Excuse me? He asked confused.
You made me ruin my drawing!
Umm, Im sorry. There is no need to act like
She cut him off. I swear to god, Spencer!

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 What?
I am not like one of your damn cats! She hissed.
Watch your language. Meko doesnt swear about you!
Thats because he cant talk! She cried.
Spencer grabbed his heart. Emma.
She rolled her eyes. Get over it. Theyre cats.
Who mean a lot to me!
Whatever.
No! Spencer cried. You never care about what I want.
This was getting out of hand. I had no idea what to say. So, I just stared at
them. Mal and Sam followed my lead.
Emmas eyes narrowed. Are you kidding me? We always do what you
want! She yelled.
Spencer shook his head. No! Because you say that what I like is stupid.
He said hatefully.
Thats because some of it is!
Emma! I cant believe you!
Oh my god. You are so annoying! She roared.
What! He cried, offended.
She nodded. You are completely obnoxious!
When?
All the time! Why cant you just be normal?
Youre mad at me because Im not normal?
Yes! Would it kill you to just act like a grown man every once and a
while? She asked desperately.
He shook his head. Would it kill you to be nice every once and a while?
He retorted.
Her eyes narrowed. What?
You are so mean! All the time! He yelled back.
Oh is that so? She cried.
Yeah! He said, his eyes darting aroundI could tell that he was
regretting what he said.
Well, if Im so mean, then I guess I should leave! She shouted, storming
towards the door.
Yeah! You should! He said angrily following her.
Were done. She cried.
Finally! Spencer yelled.
My eyes widened. Mallory looked up at me concerned. Sams mouth
dropped open and he smiled.
Oh god.

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 Ugh, goodbye Spencer.
Yeah! Goodbye Emma, forever! He yelled back.
I hope your cats die.
I hope you die!
Asshole. She said angrily.
Bitch! He yelled as he slammed the door.
Oh my god. I dont think Spencer realizes what he just did.
Just then, I heard him run back towards us. Oh my god, what have I
done? He cried.
Sam smiled. You broke up with Emma! He said happily.
I rolled my eyes and looked back to Spencer.
He looked at me urgently. Did I seriously just do that?
I nodded slowly.
Oh my god! Eddie, why did you let me do that?
My mouth dropped open. I dont know! It all happened so fast!
Youre telling me! 5 minutes ago, I had a girlfriend! He said in disbelief.
We were all silent for a few seconds.
Spencer sighed. I mean, why did she snap at me like that? What was that
all about?
Mal looked at him. Well, maybe it was a build up of anger that she had
been holding in for a long time. She said sympathetically.
He looked at her concerned.
Mal swallowed deeply. Or she could have just been having a bad day.
He kept looking at her. Just then his eyes darted around. Or, or maybe
she umm just has her, umm He said getting fidgety.
We looked at him confused.
He looked at us. You know her thing He said, making a dot in the air.
Her thing He said slowly, making the dot again.
I scrunched my eyebrows.
He swallowed deeply. You know, her once a month thing
Just then, Mal smiled. Her period.
Spencer covered his ears. Dont say the word! I thought we agreed to
never say the word!
Mal nodded. So you think that shes moody.
Spencer nodded. Yeah, dont girls get all bipolar on their, umm you
knows? He asked slowly.
Mal shrugged. I dont know. I guess some do
Spencer looked at me. Does Mallory?
Yes.

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 Umm, I started. I looked down at her. She raised her eyebrow at me. I
forced a smile. Not at all.
So, she does. Spencer nodded.
Yep. Sam called behind us.
Mal looked at him. Excuse me?
I said it, Mal. Sam said, holding his hands up in surrender.
She sighed. I guess I might. Sometimes. She admitted.
Spencer nodded. So, she might not really be mad at me!
She is.
Mallory shrugged again. Youll just have to wait.
Okay, so how long to these things, umm usually last? He stuttered.
Mal smiled. Usually a week.
He nodded. Wow, thats a long time.
She nodded. Tell me about it.
I looked at Spencer and inhaled sharply, desperate for a change of topic.
Okay so there you have it. Youve just got to wait it out.
He nodded again. Okay. I can do this.
No he cant.
Itll be fine. I assured.
He rolled his eyes. Easy for you to say! You and Mal are like an old
married couple! He said gesturing at us.
I held back my laugh, realizing the irony of the statement.
Sam started to laugh.
Spencer looked at him. What?
Sam shook his head. Oh nothing. You just dont realize how true your
statement really is.
I rolled my eyes.
Spencer looked at him confused. What are you talking about?
Maybe you should read Noahs book!
Spencer scrunched his eyebrows. Umm, pass. I dont read books.
Well, nows always a good time to start.
Sam, dont tell me what to do.
Whatever. Sam said holding his hands up.
Spencer left a little while after that, leaving the three of us alone in the
family room in silence. As soon as he left, Sam looked at us.
Well, this is awesome.
I scrunched my eyebrows. How on earth is this awesome in any possible
way?
Now Emma is available!
My expression hardened. You cant do that to Spencer.

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 What has Spencer ever done for me?
You cannot be serious.
Sam sighed and stood up. Fine. But Im not making any promises.
Sam, I will beat you up if you mess with my friends. I called after him.
He walked up the stairs. Id like to see you try.
I sighed deeply.
Mal looked at me. Did that just really happen?
I nodded. I think so.
What are we supposed to do?
I sighed. Why is it always our responsibility?
Because theyre our friends, and we both know that they need each
other desperately.
I groaned. I know.
She was silent for a second. She put her head against mine. Im glad we
dont fight like that.
I forced a smile. Ive learned my lesson.
You better have.
I did not like where this was going.
I swallowed deeply. Okay, lets focus on Spencer and Emma.
She rolled her eyes. Right.

We waited a week.
Let me repeat that: we waited a week.
Nothing changed.
It was starting to freak me out.
Everyday in school, Emma would completely ignore Spencer, which would
mean that he would annoy me because he didnt have anyone else to talk to.
Mal and I were caught in the middle. Emma would drag Mal along with her
and Spencer would take me with him wherever he went. Then Mal and I
would talk about what happened and realize that we were all screwed
because Emma liked being single and Spencer, well, didnt.
Sam was eating it up.
Seriously, every chance that he got, he would try to make a move on
Emma. I only had to hit him a couple of times.
We were going to be stuck between them forever.
Sam suggested sending them to Celestia.
I wasnt completely against this statement.
I mean if it worked for Mallory and I, then it would definitely work for
Spencer and Emma, as long as Spencer doesnt mention any of his cats.
Which would be very hard for him.

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 I didnt know what to do.
Friday night, I finally got Spencer to leave. I literally kicked him out of my
house. I felt kind of bad, but this was getting so out of hand. He never
mentioned Emma anymore, but I could tell that he was dying to talk about it.
We told him to wait, so he was waiting, even though he would probably have
to wait forever. He tried to distract himself by playing lacrosse, but that
didnt work at all because he had named his lacrosse stick EmmaI know,
yet another thing Emma is probably mad at him for.
Anyway, finally Spencer was out of my hair. I could have a relaxing Friday
night. Just me and Maland Sam and Noah of course.
The four of us had become inseparable since returning from Celestia. I
knew it seemed strange to everyoneespecially my friends. Dumping Lily
sent them all for a loop and now I had become practically unsocial. Itd take
time for me to transition back into hanging out with them, but right now they
just seemed so childish to me.
I went to bed around midnight, exhausting from dealing with Spencer. He
was seriously hurting my head. Being a king was easier than this.
So there I was, minding my own business, sleeping in my bed, when all of
a sudden I feel something lick my face. I shot out of bed.
What was that??
I looked down and sighed deeply. There was a cat sitting on my bed.
Any idea whose cat?
Yes, I knew exactly whose cat it was.
I sighed deeply. What the hell are you doing here? I asked the cat.
Just then, a voice responded. Its been a week, Eddie.
I jumped and then groaned. Was this seriously happening right now? I
cursed under my breath. Spencer what are you doing here? I asked
annoyed.
He was sitting on the ground with his head resting against my bed. I could
barely see him but I saw his saddened expression.
I sighed deeply. Spencer. Get out of my house. I looked at the clock. Its
2 in the morning. I said, as I rubbed my face.
Spencer grabbed the cat and put it on his lap. Dont swear at my cat. Sir
Fluffington was just showing his affection.
At 2 in the morning? I hissed.
He nodded. Yes. Now did you hear me?
What? I asked again.
I said that its been a week.
Since what?

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 Since you guys told me to wait a week with Emma. Nothing has changed.
She still hates me.
I sighed. Have you tried to talk to her?
Yes.
Well theres your first mistake. I said, like it was obvious. What did you
say?
He looked at me offended. Why does everyone always say that? Why
dont we go get some duct tape and tape my mouth shut if I apparently can
never say the right thing?
I exhaled. That can be arranged.
He turned around. Dude, come on.
What do you need? I asked, willing to do anything at this point to get
him out of my house.
I need your help! You are my best friend. Youre supposed to help me in
these situations!
Youre not supposed to get into these situations.
Man, just because your life is perfect and you never had to do deal with
any of this stuff doesnt mean that you just cant help me. He whined.
I swallowed deeply. I have had my own problems.
Really? Then why didnt you ask for my help?
Because I didnt need your help, and I didnt want to bother you with my
problems.
He sighed deeply. Eddie, man, well Im obviously not as strong as you,
mentally speaking. He added.
I rolled my eyes.
Can you please help me?
I nodded. Okay.
Thanks buddy. He held up his cat. Now apologize to Sir Fluffington. He
said slowly.
No.
Eddie, apologize to the cat. He insisted.
No Spencer, go home!
But I dont want to!
I scrunched my eyebrows. How did you even get here in the first place?
I asked confused.
Eddie, dont doubt my ninja skills.
Wow, my best friend is insane.
Does my mom know youre here?
He sighed. That would defeat the purpose of ninja skills.
My mouth dropped open. Spencer!

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 Oh come on Eddie, its not that big of deal.
I sighed. Fine. Then, go to sleep. I said throwing one of my blankets
towards him.
But I need a bed to sleep.
I rolled my eyes. There is a couch downstairs.
But its not comfy! He whined.
Then go home! I said annoyed.
Fine He said dejectedly as he stood up and walked to my door.
I sighed deeply and lay back down. I heard him shut the door behind me. I
put my hands on my face. For the love of god, raising a child was easier than
this. Why cant he just leave us alone for a little while? I mean, sneaking into
my house in the middle of the night? Who does that?
I closed my eyes and tried to get comfortable. I exhaled deeply. Just go
back to sleep, Eddie. Everything is fine. I lay there in silence for a few
minutes. Just then, I heard the door fly open. I shot up in bed again.
What now?
I blinked a few times and saw Noah in the doorway with his Batman
pajamas on. He was holding Spencers shirt and dragging him towards me.
He looked at me expressionless.
No. He said flatly.
I swallowed deeply. What?
I believe this is yours. He said pushing Spencer towards me.
I sighed deeply and looked at Spencer. What were you doing? I asked
uninterested.
He looked at me innocently. What? I just thought that Noah would fit
better on the couch than I would!
I looked down. Spencer. Go home.
But I like it here.
Then sleep on the couch! I hissed.
Spencer nodded once. Fine then. I can see that you two dont know how
to properly house a guest. Im sure Sam will understand.
Someone appeared in the doorway. If you come into my room, I am going
to stab you with an arrow.
Spencer whirled around. Hey Sam! Would you mind if
Sam cut him off. Did you not just hear me?
Spencer looked around confused. What?
Spencer you are not allowed in my room. You never have been, you
never will be. Now, its 2 in the morning and for some reason Im up, even
though I dont want to be. So take your stupid cat and go sleep on the couch
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 Spencer sighed deeply. Will you all please stop insulting my cat?
I cleared my throat. Look, were all just not too fond of you showing up in
the middle of the night and trying to kick us out of our beds.
Spencer nodded once. Fine. I see how it is. I will have you know that you
guys are the worst friends ever at 2 in the morning. Im sure Mal will be more
accepting. He said as he started to walk to the door.
My eyes widened. Oh no, no, no. He is not going in her room to sleep with
her. I jumped up out of my bed and ran towards Spencer. No Spencer. Stop.
Now.
Sam and Noah started to laugh.
This was not funny.
I grabbed his arm and pulled him back. He looked at me confused.
What? He asked innocently.
You are not sleeping in the same bed as my wifgirlfriend. I corrected.
Sam snorted. Even though we do all that time.
My expression hardened. Stop.
Spencer rolled his eyes. Geez Eddie, get your mind out of the gutter!
I exhaled, growing very annoyed.
Oh come on guys! Spencer cried when none of us responded.
I sighed. Fine. You take my bed. Ill go sleep in Mals room.
Are you sure?
Yes. I said pointing to my bed annoyed.
Sam rolled his eyes. Oh Eddie, you poor thing.
Noah snorted. This was his plan all along.
My expression hardened. Everyone go back to bed.
Spencer sat down on my bed. This is much better than the couch.
Dont get cat hair all over it. I grumbled, walking out of the door and
down the hallway.
Sam and Noah followed me. They shut their doors behind themselves and
I went to Mallorys room. I pushed open the door slowly and walked inside. I
went to the side of her bed and slid in quietly. She rolled over and her eyes
shot open.
What? She asked confused. Whats going on? She asked slowly.
I shook my head. Nothing. I lied, cuddling up against her.
Then why are you in my room? She asked quietly.
Spencers here.
Now? She asked concerned, sitting up.
I pulled her back down, gripping her in my arms tighter. Its okay. Its all
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 What do you mean its? She paused. Im sorry but Im really
confused.
I sighed. Hes in my room sleeping because he insisted on showing up
here in the middle of the night to talk about Emma.
She exhaled deeply, putting her head on my chest. Oh dear.
Yeah its been a week.
What should we do?
God I didnt even want to think about it. This whole this was ridiculous.
I groaned, stroking her hair. I swear raising Nicholas was easier than
this.
Technically we didnt have to raise him.
Dont remind me.
She squeezed my arm. Sorry.
Honestly I have this sick feeling in the pit of my stomach that none of
this is going to work out. I said slowly.
What do you mean?
Well, Emma seems pretty happy alone with out Spencer.
She nodded. I know. Ill have to see what I can find out. She paused.
Tomorrow. She said, her voice fading.
I forced a smile, kissing her head. Night.
Love you. She said closing her eyes.
I love you too. I said, exhaling deeply.
See? Why cant my life just be this? Why does there have to be drama? In
Celestia there was no drama! I didnt have to deal with any of this.
Everything was perfect.
Finally, I was able to forget about everything. I was sleeping soundly,
when all of a sudden I felt something hit me in the face. I jolted awake. I
looked around quickly confused.
What? I stammered.
I blinked a couple of times and sighed deeply. Spencer was in Mals room
with a pillow in his hand. I rubbed my face.
Dude, what the hell?
Im hungry.
I shut my eyes, readjusting on the pillow. You know where the kitchen is.
But, but I.
Mal turned over and exhaled deeply. Great. Of course he woke her up. Of
course. Her eyes fluttered open.
Spencers expression softened. Hey Mal.
She forced a smile. Good morning Spencer.
You should have seen how rude your boyfriend was being last night.

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 I rolled my eyes. Mal smirked. Is that so? She asked coyly, putting her
arm around me and shutting her eyes.
I rubbed her back gently, looking back at Spencer.
Yeah, he was mad and wouldnt even help me. He wanted me to sleep on
the couch! Spencer cried, offended.
Im sure you were fine.
He sighed. Yeah, but now Im hungry.
She forced a smile, opening one of her eyes. Then go eat.
But, but I
What Spencer! I asked annoyed.
I dont know how to cook He mumbled.
I bit my lip to stop myself from laughing.
Mal looked at him sympathetically. Well, Im sure that Mrs. Michaels
wont mind making you something.
He looked down. Yeah, I know but, He was silent for a second, grinning.
Youre right, Ill see you guys downstairs. He looked down at himself. Oh
and Eddie I hope you dont mind but I borrowed some of your clothes.
Great.
I exhaled deeply. Whats mine is yours.
Really? He asked excited.
Well, not everything. I corrected.
I was going to say! I mean I love you buddy but you are not allowed to
have one of my cats. He said as he walked out the door.
I rolled my eyes. Like I want one.
He left leaving Mal and I alone. I sighed deeply. And let it begin.
Hes your best friend. Im sure it will be fine. He supported you with me
after spring break remember?
I nodded.
So you should support him now.
I groaned. I know.
She patted my shoulder. You can do it.
I looked at her. Probably, with a little help. I added.
She smiled and kissed me once.
I stood up and went back to my room. I got ready for the day and went
downstairs. Here we go. I saw Spencer at the table eating pancakes. My mom
was at the stove. She saw me and forced a smile.
I see we had a late night visitor. She said looking back down.
I exhaled and brushed through my hair with my fingers. Yeah, sorry
about that. I was going to tell you
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 Spencer nodded happily. I told you Eddie.
I rolled my eyes. Uh huh.
I sat down with him and started to eat. Mom got ready to go to the store
and left a few minutes later. After a couple of minutes, Mal and Noah came
downstairs. They started to eat with us.
And then there was Sam.
When Spencer saw him come down the stairs, his eyes lit up. Sammy!
He cried.
Sam sighed. Spencey He mocked. Dont call me that.
You dont like your nickname?
Well considering the fact that Im not a girl. Sam said slowly.
Noah opened his mouth to say something back, but Sam cut him off,
pointing at him. Noah, shut it.
Noah smirked and went back to playing with his syrup.
Sam grabbed Spencers shoulder. But seriously dude, the cats got to
go.
What? Spencer asked concerned.
Yep, hes annoying Bernie.
Your ferret. Spencer asked in disbelief.
Sam nodded. Yeah, this is his house.
Spencer stood up, slamming his hands on the table. Well then, I didnt
know animals were claiming this household. I guess my cat isnt welcome
here, so then Im not welcome here.
I sighed. Come on Spencer.
No!
And here we go.
Calm down. I said.
No! He cried. My life is in ruins!
It will be fine.
No! Im going to die alone!
I looked to Mallory.
She swallowed. Spencer I, I talked to Emma yesterday and shes coming
over to hang out today. Why dont you come over to so that you can work it
all out?
Im sure she was lying.
He nodded. That would be great! He said, his eyes light.
She nodded once. So, why dont you go home and relax for a little while.
You can think about what you want to say and come back.
He stood up. Thanks, Mal. Youre the best.
I cut him off. Alright, well bye! Well see ya later.

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 He held up his hands. Fine, fine, sorry. He turned around and clapped
twice. Sir Fluffington. Your chariot awaits. He said formally.
Sam rolled his eyes.
The cat came prancing down the stairs and into Spencers arms. He
petted it and looked back at us. Well, I will see you all shortly.
We nodded and said goodbye to him. After he left, I turned to Mal and
scrunched my eyebrows. Since when is Emma coming over?
Mal grabbed her phone. Since about 2 minutes ago.
I nodded. Smart. Thatll get the ball rolling.
Sam snorted. Yeah, in my direction.
I looked at him. Sam, Im serious. This is your final warning.
Noah looked at me confused. What is he doing?
He wants to get with Emma.
Noah started to laugh. Ha, good luck with that.
Sam turned to look at him. You know what Noah?
Noah stood up. Actually I dont care. He said as he walked back up the
stairs.
I bit my lip to hide my grin.
That kids gonna wake up with a bed full of spiders one day, I swear.
Sam grumbled. Well see whos the girl then.
We were silent for a few seconds. Sam cleared his throat. So, who wants
to bet that Spencer is going to screw this up big time today?
Both of us raised our hands.
I felt bad, but I knew that he was going to.
Sam nodded. Good, Im not the only one.
After we cleaned up our dishes, Mal got a hold of Emma and thankfully
she could come over. I wasnt really sure what we were going to say. We
were probably going to wing it, which is not something that I like to do. I
need careful planning time, precise arguments, and lots of paper. Now? Not
so much I guess.
When she first got here, we managed to keep the conversation away from
Spencer. It was difficult, to be honest. I just wanted them to work it out so he
wouldnt bother me anymore. Emma began to talk about her new
photography project and I knew bringing him up would be hopeless.
She nodded. Okay, so I want to experiment more with editorial shoots.
For this one, I was thinking was that I would stage a black and white shot of a
guy in a tuxedo. You know, super high-fashion, very dramatic.
I knew where this was going. Now that Spencer was out of the picture, I
was her go-to. And who would this guy be? I asked.
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 I sighed. Fine.
I mean, you are the best suited for this shoot. She paused and looked at
Mallory. I am not trying to steal your boyfriend.
Well, there is plenty of me to go around.
Kidding. I am totally kidding.
Mal smiled. Its totally fine. We could use some better pictures of him
anyway. She smirked, looking at me.
I rolled my eyes.
Emma nodded. I agree.
We were silent for a few seconds. I really did not want to bring this up, but
I knew that I had to. I opened my mouth to ask her about Spencer, but
Mallory beat me to it. She cleared her throat.
So Emma, how have you been?
Emma scrunched her eyebrows. Fine.
Are you sure?
Yeah, why?
Well its just that. Mal started.
Emma cut her off. Its just that what?
Mal nodded once. Its just that things have been a little different around
here now in the past week
What do you mean?
Okay, I was getting impatient. Spencer. I blurted out.
Emma looked at me. What about him?
Emma, you cant ignore him forever.
I can try.
I exhaled deeply. You have to at least set him straight.
Set him straight about what? She asked. I dont regret anything.
I sighed. Come on. You dont think about him at all?
She was silent for second. No. She said quietly.
Are you sure? I asked.
She paused. Look, Im enjoying not having him around for once. He was
bringing me down. I just realized how annoying he was and how much better
I am without him.
Are you though? I asked skeptically.
She was silent again. Yes.
Why dont I believe you?
She looked at me annoyed. Geez Eddie, lay off will you?
I sighed. Okay, sorry.
Obviously this is a touchy subject.
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 Mal and I looked at each other. She shrugged. I nodded. This was going
well. Just then, I heard someone in the background.
Well, well, welllook who it is!
Never mind. Forget what I said about this going well.
I sighed. Not now, Sam.
Hes got a knack for showing up when hes not wanted.
He waltzed into the family room and sat down next to Emma. He smiled.
Whats this I hear about you doing a photo shoot and needing a dashing
male model for it? He said trying to look sexy.
I wanted to throw up.
Emma scrunched her eyebrows, laughing. Eddie is my model.
What? Why? Sam demanded.
Because he has blonde hair to counteract the black and white shot and
umm She paused. Is muscular.
I started to laugh.
Sams mouth dropped open and he looked very offended. Harsh!
Emma rolled her eyes. Sorry to burst your bubble. You should hit the gym
more.
Well, you wanna go? Right now? He asked quickly.
My eyes widened. No!
She has to stay here.
He scrunched his eyebrows. Why not?
Because, shes hanging out with us. I hissed, trying to get him to leave
He rolled his eyes. Fine.
Just then, I heard the door open slowly. Oh great here we go. Spencer
stopped when he saw Emma and swallowed deeply. Emma saw me looking
behind her so she turned around.
She sighed deeply. Hi.
Spencer nodded. Hey.
Sam sighed. Well, this is awkward. He said slowly.
I gave him a death glare.
He nodded once and shut his mouth. Mal looked at me and smiled.
This is it.
Spencer cleared his throat and looked at Emma. I came for an apology.
He said seriously.
Emma nodded. Youre here to apologize?
He shook his head. No. You are.
Oh god. He really was an idiot.
She stood up. Excuse me?
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 My eyes widened. No Spencer! You dumb ass!
Emmas eyes narrowed. What?
Apologize to Wazzles.
I am not apologizing to your stupid cat! I told you we were done anyway.
Spencer nodded and held out his hand. Emma, wait. Look I am sorry, I
really am, but this is kind of your fault too.
God, he was so stupid.
Emma looked at him, surprised. How is any of this my fault?
Because! You threw me aside after one little mishap, one little
complication, after all that weve been through, with the bond that we
share!
The bond?
Yes, intimately. He said sheepishly.
God, Im going to throw up. Sam mumbled.
That makes two of us.
Emma crossed her arms, looking at him skeptically. How am I supposed
to believe that we have this special bond when Im sure youve been
intimate with other girls? She snapped.
His eyes widened. Oh my god, the thing that happened with Angela was
a total mistake! I swear
I shut my eyes, knowing that hed regret saying that.
What thing with Angela? Emma cried. You had a thing with Angela? Are
you serious? I cant believe you! Thank god we broke up! She said, grabbing
her bag and pushing past him.
He followed her. Wait Emma, okay wait, Im sorry. He called after her,
following her to the door. Please, I swear, nothing happened.
Leave me alone.
Fine then! I was trying to be nice!
Not very hard! She yelled back.
Well Spencer started. Im glad were broken up!
Asshole.
Bitch! He yelled as he slammed the door.
Well, that didnt exactly go as planned.
At all.
He screwed this up so bad.
He came back running into the family room. Oh my god! Why do I keep
doing that? He cried, waving his hands. Eddie, why did you let me tell her
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 My eyes widened. How was I supposed to know what you were going to
say? Maybe if you didnt hook up with other girls, this wouldnt be a
problem!
Spencers mouth dropped open and he stepped back, offended. You
would be one to talk! He said dramatically.
I rolled my eyes. Seriously, let it go.
Why did it work out for you but Emma still hates me? I dont get it!
I sighed. Because I actually liked the girl I hooked up with! I said, like it
was obvious. You dont even like Angela.
I know! He cried. Hooking up with Emma is so much better.
Sam cleared his throat. On that note. He said as he stood up.
Spencer looked at him concerned. Wait, where are you going?
Sam looked at him like he was an idiot. To my room, so I dont have to
listen to you whine anymore! He said as he ran up the stairs.
Spencer looked after him. But wait, Sam, you have to help me!
I am helping you. He called back.
How? Spencer asked confused.
Actually, youre right. Im not.
But
I really dont care, Spencer. Sam called bluntly.
Spencer swallowed deeply. Well, umm, alright.
Glad we cleared that up. Sam said as he ran up the rest of the stairs.
Spencer collapsed on the couch. Oh my god, Mal.
Mal rubbed his shoulder. Why did you say that?
I dont know! I get so defensive around her, but I need her so badly!
Im sure it will be fine.
Easy for you to say Mal!
Oh, dont be that way. She scolded. Her mom tone was coming
through.
He looked at her sadly. No Mal! You dont understand! Have you ever
experienced anything like this? No? I didnt think so.
Mal swallowed deeply and looked at me.
I looked down, not wanting to look at her. I hated myself for what I did to
her. All I wanted to do was forget.
Spencer looked from me to her confused. Wait, did I miss something?
I shook my head. No.
He nodded skeptically. Okay, are you sure? Because youre kind of
Mal cleared her throat. Well, what are you going to do about Emma?
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 She sighed. Youll figure it out.
Yeah, no he wont.
He shook his head. Im not going to!
I nodded. Well you certainly wont if you keep moping around here all the
time.
But Eddie, moping is so easy.
I groaned. You have to try.
He sighed. Fine. Ill try.
For the rest of the day, we tried to distract him, but obviously, it didnt
work. With Mal trying to convince Emma and me trying to comfort Spencer, it
was getting really hectic.
And then there was Sam, who insisted on being annoying the entire time,
as usual.
I didnt think that we were going to make it.
Sunday was the same. I really wanted to die.
I was hoping that on Monday we could work something out at school, but
of course that didnt happen. Whenever Spencer was around us, he would
act all sad, but whenever Emma was around, he got defensive and stupid.
I didnt know what his problem was.
After school, Mal and I were trying to reason with Spencer by my car, but
he wouldnt listen.
I sighed deeply, fed up with his crap. Look, Spencer. Stop acting like a
jackass and apologize for real.
I cant! He cried.
You have to!
Mal sighed. Spencer, you really do have to.
Sam came up next to us. What did he do wrong now?
Nothing! Spencer said defensively.
Uh huh Sam said skeptically. He looked at me. And what did he do
wrong this time?
I sighed. Just leave it alone Sam.
Just then, I saw Emma walking towards us. Spencer did too. His eyes
widened and he started to laugh obnoxiously.
Ha, oh my god Mal, you are so funny! He yelled.
I rolled my eyes.
Emma stopped next to Mal and looked at her. Hey youre coming with
me. I need to go shopping. She said pulling Mal towards her car and looking
at Spencer hatefully. She looked at me.
Tomorrow Eddie, after school for the shoot.
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 She looked back at Spencer and her expression hardened. She continued
to pull Mal away from me. Just then, Spencer grabbed my arm.
Eddie, hey lets go. Youve got to help me find a tux for my date tonight.
He said loudly, pulling me towards his car.
Emma rolled her eyes.
I scrunched my eyebrows. What?
Yeah, I got a hot date tonight. He repeated loudly.
No you dont.
I know. He said under his breath.
I have to take Sam home.
Come on, man!
Sam cleared his throat. If you recall He chimed in.
I sighed.
He nodded. If you recall, the agreement was that I was allowed to drive
your car six months after I got my license, and what! He said pretending to
be surprised. Would you look at that! Its been six months! He said holding
his hand out for the key.
I didnt want him anywhere near my car.
Spencer looked at me pleadingly.
Oh my god. This was actually the worst.
I sighed and handed Sam the keys. Dont wreck it. I said angrily. And
make sure you pick up Noah. I said, shoving him.
He nodded and snatched the keys out of my hand.
This is not going to end well.
Spencer pulled me to his car. I looked behind me. Emma was staring at
him with Mal. I looked at Mal. She sighed deeply. I nodded. The two of them
got into Emmas car and she sped off. Spencer pulled me to his car. I got in
the front seat. After he closed his door, I looked at him.
Seriously?
He collapsed into his seat. Crap.
What was that back there!
I panicked! He cried.
I sighed. You need to stop this.
I dont have a hot date tonight He said dejectedly.
We were silent for a few seconds. I looked at him. You know that you
need her, Spencer.
He banged his hand on the steering wheel. I know. He said starting the
car.
I cleared my throat. Umm, can you take me home? I really dont want to
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 He sighed. Yeah
I nodded. And if Sam wrecks my car, youre paying for it.
Ill buy you a cat.
I nodded. Pass.
You dont know what youre missing. He said as he pulled out and drove
to my house.
He dropped me off and I told him to go home and distract himself. He said
that he would play in his bouncy castle.
At this point, I wasnt surprised by anything.
It was Spencer.
I went inside and waited for everyone to get home. Now, I know that I
sound like a loser, but seriously I was craving some alone time after all this
relationship crap. Thankfully, Sam got my car home in one piece. I dont
know how, but he did. And he remembered Noah. He was two for two.
A new record for him.
They went to their rooms and I waited for Mal. She got home just before
dinner. I was not liking this steal Mallory away from me time. I was still
used to seeing her all the time and I was definitely going through withdrawal.
When she walked in, I hugged her. She sighed. Eddie, there may still be
hope.
I let go of her. What do you mean?
Emma is still touchy about Spencer.
I nodded eagerly. Really?
Yes, I think we can do this.
Okay, Im going over tomorrow. Ill see what I can do.
She nodded. Good. I am ready for this to be over.
Arent we all?

The next dayafter another day of Spencer being stupid at schoolI went
over to Emmas house. I pulled into her driveway and let myself into her
house. It was impossible to find her ever, but if you call her name enough
times, she will eventually come find you. After I called her name a couple of
times, she responded that she was in her studio. I walked towards her studio
and stopped in the doorway. I scrunched my eyebrows. Most of the paintings
on the walls were covered with black cloth.
I bet they were of Spencer.
At least they werent ripped down. That was a good sign.
I walked back to her. She turned around when she saw me. Hi.
I smiled. Hey.
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 I nodded. Of course.
Did you buy it with Spencer yesterday? She asked annoyed.
I sighed. Emma, we didnt go tux shopping.
You didnt?
No, he did that to just to make you jealous. I said slowly.
She stopped. It worked. She said under her breath.
I knew it.
I nodded once. So you just want me to get changed? I asked quickly.
She nodded. Umm, sure.
After I got changed, she started to take my picture. I was used to it by
now. Shes done it so many times. I looked around while she was checking
some of them on her laptop. I cleared my throat.
So you havent taken down the pictures?
She shook her head. No.
Why not?
Because, I made them. Its my work. I should be proud of it.
And it has nothing to do with the fact that you still have feelings for
Spencer I said slowly.
She stopped what she was doing. No. She said, her voice wavering.
God it was so annoying. Oh come on, Emma. Just admit it. Okay, so he
screwed up. So what? Its Spencer. Hes an idiot. We all know it. But
seriously, he needs you so badly.
He does? She asked quietly.
I nodded. Yes! He cant even function with out you! Its so pathetic, its
almost cute. I paused. And I cant believe that I just said that.
She started to laugh. It is cute. She stopped, shaking her head. I
mean
I stopped her. See Emma! Come on. Hes trying so hard to get you back!
You know you want to!
Hes acting like a jerk!
Thats because hes scared, okay? For some reason, whenever hes
around you, he insists on being a jerk, but then he comes and cries to me
after that saying how stupid he was!
He does?
I nodded. Every single day!
It was the most annoying thing ever.
She sighed. Eddie, but he
I cut her off. So what? He ruined a sketch. You can redraw it. I know you
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 That was like forever ago! I defended. And nothing really even
happened.
You knew! She cried. And you didnt tell me?
I cursed silently. Dont turn this on me! This is about you and Spencer. I
know you love him. And I know he loves you too. So get over it!
She swallowed deeply. I dont know, Eddie.
Well, I tried.
I sighed. Okay.
She nodded quickly, changing the subject. Im going to take some more
shots.
After she found a picture that she liked, she said that I could go home. I
could tell that what I said really affected her. I hoped in a good way. I am
trying to get better at this kind of stuff. So far, its not working out too well.
I went home and ran up to Mallorys room. She was in there doing her
math homework, which I probably should be doing, but this was kind of
important.
She looked at me confused. What?
I nodded. There is a chance.
She stood up. Really? What did she say? She asked interested.
I told how Spencer acts around us. I could tell that she still cared.
Mal was silent for a second, and then she nodded. Ive got it.
Youve got what?
I know what to do.
Yes, finally.
What? I asked excited.
I cant tell you.
Why not? I demanded.
Because, just trust me.
I sighed. Fine.
And now I was severely freaked out.
I tried to pretend that I was cool with it. I went to my room and grabbed
my math homework. I went back to her room, and somehow managed to get
her to help me with it. I was on a roll.
The next day, I started to feel better. I had a feeling that maybe we could
work this thing out between the two of them. Mal was smart. Im sure her
plan would work. When we went to school, I saw that Spencer wasnt being
stupid around Emma anymore. Nope, instead he was just completely
ignoring her.
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 Right before lunch, I walked back to my locker to change out my books. I
shut my locker and my eyes widened. I saw Mal with Emma by her locker,
and Mal was crying.
Why was she crying? Oh my god, what happened!
I saw Emma trying to comfort her, rubbing her arm. Just then, she turned
around and saw me. Her expression hardened and she marched towards me
angrily.
Oh god. What is going on?
What happened?
She reached me and I looked at her. What is going on? Why is Mal
crying? I asked urgently.
I should ask you! She said hatefully. She hit me in the arm. What were
you thinking?
What do you mean? I asked confused, flinching away from her.
You are so stupid!
Well, excuse you! How dare you say
I stopped myself. Emma, what are you talking about?
She hit me again. Dont act like you dont know! How could you do that
to Mal? She did nothing wrong! It was a stupid poster. A poster, Eddie. Not
an actual human being.
What?
Her eyes narrowed. It was Ryan Gosling. You didnt need to freak out like
that.
Like what!
You got mad at her for having a poster of a celebrity in her room, a
celebrity that she will probably never meet! He was no threat to you!
Umm I said slowly.
Im confused.
She looked at me hatefully. You are overreacting. You dont need to get
mad at her for something stupid like that! Think about what she really means
to you! She stopped suddenly and bit her lip.
I raised an eyebrow. Umm, are you alright?
Crap. She said under her breath.
Crap what?
Crap, Im the idiot. She said as she turned back around and walked
down the hallway towards Spencer, who was standing there and talking to
one of his friends.
I watched as she taped him on the shoulder. When he turned around, his
eyes widened. She sighed deeply and kissed him.
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 We did it.
I dont know how, but we did.
Spencer smiled and she grabbed his hand. They walked towards the door
and outside. Spencer whirled around and his eyes met mine. He gave me a
thumbs up and smiled. I nodded and I forced a smile.
That was it? That was all it took?
Mal ran towards me and grabbed my arm. I am so sorry. I didnt know
that she was going to hit you.
Are you alright? I asked confused. Why were you crying? I dont
remember yelling at you for having a poster I said slowly.
She shook her head. No, no I made that up.
I paused for a second. Wait, it made sense.
I looked back at her. Was that what you were saying last night?
She nodded. I figured that the only way to get them back together was to
get Emma to realize that she was being stupid because Spencer was
certainly not going to come around. And the only way to get her to realize
that she was being stupid was to recreate the situation with us so that she
could see it from our perspectives.
I nodded. Thats brilliant.
She sighed. Im surprised that it actually worked.
I smirked. But seriously, Ryan Gosling?
She rolled her eyes.
I smiled. What does he have that I dont? I mean, he wasnt a king of
anything, let alone a
Dont start with me. Just drop it, Eddie.
Why didnt you tell me? I could have helped! I laughed.
She looked at me skeptically. Please, you are awful at acting.
My mouth dropped open. That is not true! I said defensively.
It is. Trust me.
Just then, I heard Sam call our names from the hall. I turned around. He
walked towards us. Hey guys!
Mal smiled. Theyre back together.
His eyes widened. Who, The Beatles? He asked, excited. Oh man,
thats awesome. I love their
Mal sighed. Emma and Spencer. She corrected.
The color drained from his face. What?
Yeah! She said excited.
He dropped to his knees. No! He cried. No this ruins everything.
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 Hey, look at it this way. I said. Now I dont have to beat you up.
Yeah, Im so relieved. He mocked. And it makes me laugh that you
think for even a second that you could beat me up. He whipped out an
arrow from his backpack.
My eyes widened and I pushed the arrow down. Put that away before
someone sees you. Youre going to get expelled.
Id like to see them try to catch me. He said as he took off down the
hallway, knocking over a trashcan in the process.
I started to laugh. Mal did too. She looked at me. And we survived
Celestia with him?
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