So basically what youre telling me is that youre living in a hotel next

year? I asked slowly looking over at Emma.

She nodded from the passenger side. Pretty much. She said as her red
hair whipped around in the wind.
I looked back to the road. Geez, wheres the college experience in that?
I asked.
She laughed. Oh you mean the closet-size dorm room that I cant even fit
all of my shoes in?
I faked a gasp. How would you ever survive?
She pushed my shoulder. Shut up.
We were silent for a second as I pulled into our neighborhood. It was warm
today. Then again, it was July in California so if it wasnt warm, Id be
concerned. I had the top down on my Jeep so it was a little windy. I had to
talk louder so she could hear me.
But seriously. I said. No dorms?
She sighed. No. The Art Institute doesnt have any.
And so youre living in a hotel instead?
Yes. Its for students.
Wow. I said impressed.
I know. So any time you want to escape out of your little cave of a room,
just call me and you and Mal can come lounge in my spacious suite.
Oh, thank you so much. I said sarcastically.
She laughed as I pulled into her driveway. I parked the car and she
opened her door. Thanks for lunch. She smiled.
Yeah no problem. It was fun.
When do you leave? She asked.
Like a month? I said unsure.
She nodded. Well, enjoy your space while you can!
I rolled my eyes. Funny Emma.
I know I am.
I laughed. Have fun at orientation this weekend in your hotel. I said as I
put the car in reverse.
I will! She waved as she walked up to her front door.
I pulled out of her driveway and began driving down the street. I guess I
was excited to leave. I dont know. It will be different, thats for sure. But
then again, my life has been turned upside down like a hundred times so
hopefully it wont be too bad this time. I pushed that thought to the back of
my mind.
My phone started to ring. I picked it up and looked at the name. It was
Sam. I groaned and answered the phone. What? I asked annoyed.

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 Well hello to you too! He said sarcastically.
What do you want, Sam?
I was just calling to check in on my amazing older brother who I love so
much! He said from the other end of the phone.
I sighed. What do you want, Sam?
Geez! Why do you always assume that I want something?
What do you want, Sam? I repeated.
Okay, fine! I need you to come to the park.
Why?
Well, umm, I may be in a bit of trouble.
How much is a bit? I asked.
Well, on a scale of being chased by bandits on Cortica and being killed by
an avalanche on Mount Sam, I would say forgetting a date with Zola.
I sighed. That bad?
Yeah, the cops are here.
It was never dull with Sam.
I groaned. Fine, Im on my way. I said turning around on a cul-de-sac and
speeding off to the park.
Thanks buddy. Youre the best High King ever.
I know. I said hanging up the phone.
I threw the phone down on the passenger seat and drove to the park. I
can only imagine what Sam did this time. It probably involved his bow and
arrow. Mom didnt like it when Sam got in trouble for that. I was secretly
praying that the officer was Soups dad because then I might actually have a
chance at getting Sam out of trouble. Maybe.
I pulled into the park and exhaled deeply when I saw the police car at the
other end of the parking lot. I parked my car and opened the door. I put on
my best High King face and walked to over where Sam was standing with
these other two kids and an officer. I sighed with relief when I saw that it was
Officer Campbell. Thank goodness. I stopped in front of them and stuck my
hand out to Officer Campbell. I smiled.
Hi Officer Campbell. How are you today? I asked, shaking his hand.
He smiled. Hello Eddie. Im doing well. How about yourself?
So far so good, sir.
Glad to hear it son. When are you heading down to college?
Umm, in about a month or so.
Berkeley? He asked.
I nodded.

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 He clapped me on the shoulder. Well at least one of you kids has your
head on straight. Your brother on the other hand He paused to gesture to
Sam. Not so much.
I sighed. What did he do now sir? I asked annoyed.
Sam held his arms out and gave me a look like dude, what the hell.
I looked to Officer Campbell. He nodded. Well your brother thought it
would be a good idea to pick a fight with these young gentlemen.
Typical Sam.
I looked around at the guys. There were two of them and they were big
well, bigger than Sam anyway. One had a black eye and some scratches, and
the other had a gash in his arm, from an arrow I bet.
Sams eyes widened at me and his look told me to do something.
I looked back to Officer Campbell. So what exactly happened?
I was called by this fella. He gestured to the kid with the gash in his
arm. And told that Sam here attacked them with a bow and arrow.
A bow and arrow? I asked, playing dumb.
Thats what I thought.
Well, where is this bow and arrow? I asked, looking around confused.
Im not quite sure. Officer Campbell said looking at the guys.
They all looked around. The kid with the gash in his arm nodded quickly.
He had one! Honest!
I cut him off. I dont see one.
Officer Campbell nodded. Neither do I.
Sam sighed. I dont have a bow and arrow.
The guy nodded. Yes he does! I saw it!
Sam held out his hands innocently.
I raised my eyebrow. Im confused.
Why is that? Officer Campbell asked.
Shouldnt it be the other way around? I asked, pointing from Sam to the
beat up guys. Shouldnt they be the ones beating Sam up?
Sam rolled his eyes.
Officer Campbell stepped back and nodded. Well, now that you mention
it, it does seem quite unlikely that Sam could inflict pain on these
gentlemen.
Sam sighed.
Officer Campbell reached forward and patted Sam on the shoulder. No
offense son, but you should bulk up some.
Noted Officer, thank you. Sam said innocently.
Officer Campbell looked back to the kids. Now boys, your case is not
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 The guy with the black eye looked at Officer Campbell like he was an idiot.
He punched me in the face multiple times!
I raised my eyebrow. What was his motive?
The guy looked down. Well, umm, I dont actually
I cut him off. So youre telling me that my brother just came up to you
two, punched you in the face and shot you with an arrow, for no apparent
reason? I asked skeptically.
Yes! He shouted.
Im sure he had.
Officer Campbell nodded and crossed his arms. Well, I think were done
here.
But you cant just leave! Take him to jail or something!
Kid, if you dont have proof that he did it or a motive, then Im afraid
there is not much I can do for you. I would suggest an icepack and a Band-
Aid. But thats all I can do.
Both of their mouths dropped open.
Officer Campbell flipped shut his notepad and clicked his pen. Okay. He
looked to me and nodded. Eddie, always a pleasure. Say hello to your ma
for me.
Will do sir.
He nodded at the others. Boys.
He walked back to his squad car and drove off. Sam nodded.
Gentlemen. He said getting in their faces.
The one with the black eye shoved him back. Next time Michaels. What
are you going to do when your brother isnt here to save you? He sneered.
I cleared my throat. Excuse me?
Both of their heads whipped towards me. I took a step forward. Maybe
next time you should stop accusing others for your own stupidity.
Their eyes darted around. Umm.
Sam nodded. You two should go, before my brother has you socially
exiled from the school.
The two of them ran off quickly. I sighed deeply and crossed my arms.
Sam waited for them to be far enough away before walking backward a few
feet and picking up his bow that was camouflaged in the grass. He walked
forward and picked up the arrow. I turned around and walked back to the car.
Sam came running after me. Uh, thanks.
Yeah, whatever.
It wasnt my fault.
It never is. I shot back as I unlocked the door.

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 Sam slid into the passenger side. I shut my door and started the car. Do I
even want to know?
Sam shook his head. Probably not.
Im still waiting for a proper thank you.
He sighed. Thank you Eddie for using your power as a perfect human
being to get me out of trouble which wasnt even my fault.
Youre welcome. I said smugly, pulling out of the park and towards
home.
And for the record, they deserved it.
Im sure they did.
And dont think I didnt hear that jab about how they should have been
the ones beating me up.
I smiled. I had to make it believable.
Well, you know that I could have done a lot worse to those idiots.
Trust me, I am well aware.
So no, I dont need to bulk up.
I never said you did.
Sam brushed off the feathers of his arrow. Good, and just so were clear,
next time I give you the look, make sure you make up a story that doesnt
make me look like a total wimp.
Ill try my hardest. I said sarcastically.
I sense sarcasm.
Wow, you are so good at that. Your sarcasm sensor is spot on.
Shut up!
I laughed as we drove the rest of the way home and pulled into the
driveway. Sam hopped out of the passenger side with his bow and arrow. I
followed him into the house and shut the door behind me. I followed Sam
into the kitchen and saw Mal and Noah in the family room. Mal turned around
when she heard us and I saw that she had a small child in her arms. I looked
at her surprised.
Umm, when did we get one of these? I asked confused.
She laughed. Surprise! She said walking towards me.
Okay, where did this kid come from?
Wow, umm... I said slowly.
Turns out Im the next Virgin Mary, she smiled, stopping in front of me.
Wouldnt surprise me. I laughed kissing the top of her head.
I heard Sam laugh behind me. Ha, Mal a virgin, he said skeptically.
Wow.
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 He shrugged. Just stating the obvious. He said flopping down on the
couch.
I looked to Mal. But seriously, who is the kid and why is he here?
She touched the childs face. This is your cousin Mason and hes here
because his parents had to go to a conference for the weekend.
And you volunteered to watch him?
No, your mom did, but shes not here right now.
I looked at the kid. He couldnt have been more than three years old. He
had golden blonde curls and freckles on his face. I looked at Sam confused.
Dads brother?
Sam snorted. Well its certainly not Ernest.
True. I laughed.
I looked back to Mason who was staring at me with his big blue eyes. He
looks just like dad.
Sam nodded. Well, Uncle Chuck does look like dad so it does make sense
that his child would look like him.
Shut up, Sam.
Mal looked at me and pointed. Watch your language. She said walking
into the kitchen.
Sorry. I sighed.
Yes Eddie! We have a child among us! You of all people should know to
watch your mouth. Sam called up from the couch.
I rolled my eyes and pushed Sam off the couch. He yelped and sat up
from the ground. He pointed at me. Rude.
I sat down in the armchair. Sorry. I said sarcastically.
Mal walked back over to me and gave Mason to me. I took him and set
him on my lap.
Mal nodded. And who he looks like is you. She added.
Well hes not mine.
I know Eddie.
My kid looks like you so...
She laughed. I know Eddie. She said sitting down on the couch.
I smoothed out Masons shirt. He started to squirm so I picked him up and
set him down on the ground. He ran towards Noah who was lying on his
stomach on the floor. Mason grabbed the toy sword from Noah. Sam cleared
his throat.
So does this kid talk or no? He asked.
Suddenly, Mason ran towards Sam, holding the sword up high. Charge!
He cried as he started to hit Sam with the sword.

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 Sam flinched and started to defend himself. For Celestia! Mason
screamed.
I tried to hide my smile. Noah sprang up. Come on Mason! Ogres have
invaded our southern border! He cried, running into the living room.
Oh no! Mason shrieked. He ran after Noah as fast as his two-year-old
legs could take him.
Sam held up his hands confused. Umm, so...
Mal smiled. Noah taught him how to do that.
Yeah, I figured that much.
Mal looked to me. How was lunch with Emma?
I nodded. It was good! We
Sams head whipped towards me and he cut me off. You went to lunch
with Emma with out me?
I sighed. Yes, Sam. I took my best friends girlfriend out to lunch with out
you.
Sam rolled his eyes. Girlfriends arent permanent you know.
Oh trust me. I am well aware.
Sam laughed. Ha, oh right I forgot.
Mal cleared her throat. Anyway, you were saying?
I looked back to her. Yeah it was good. She has orientation this
weekend.
Mal nodded. Gotcha, so I guess we have Spencer all to ourselves.
I laughed. Yeah, I forgot about that.
Almost as if it was planned, I heard the front door fly open. We all looked
to the kitchen as Spencer stormed in. Sam sighed. Well would you look at
that, right on cue.
Spencer look disheveled as usual. His hat was turned backwards and he
was wearing two different color socks. He was holding a sweatshirt in his
hand. Well this should be fun. I put my elbow up on the arm of the chair and
leaned my head on my fist.
Hi! I said innocently.
Hello. He breathed.
What are you doing here?
I need to talk to you.
I have a phone. I said showing him my phone.
Well, this is urgent.
Oh really? I didnt get that from you barging into my house.
He sighed. Eddie.
Mal stood up. Okay well, Im going to go check on Mason. She said
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 Spencer turned around to look. Whos Mason?
I sighed. Whats wrong Spencer?
Right! He said turning back around. Look what I found in Merediths
room. He said annoyed, holding up the sweatshirt.
Umm, its a sweatshirt. I said slowly.
Spencer groaned. Yeah, no shit its a sweatshirt! I have eyes! Look at
this! He said showing the back.
I raised my eyebrow. What am I looking for? Its our high school football
sweatshirt.
Eddie, sometimes I wonder how you got into Berkeley, Spencer said
annoyed. Look at the name! He cried.
Bennett. I said slowly.
Spencers eyes widened and he held his hands out waiting for me to get
what he was so upset about. I looked at him. So?
So? Spencer cried. So? So Meredith has a secret boyfriend that just so
happens to be your ex girlfriends little brother!
I sighed. Sam sprung up and ran up the stairs. I looked back to Spencer. I
dont see the problem.
You dont see the problem? He said angrily, throwing the sweatshirt at
me. How the hell do you not see the problem!
I pushed the sweatshirt to the ground. What are you going to do about it?
Its your sisters life! Not yours! She can date who she wants!
Uh, no! He said like it was obvious.
I sighed. Do not be that over protective brother.
I will be that over protective brother if I want to!
I exhaled deeply. Well, I dont see how youre going to stop it.
Im not! You are!
I groaned. Why?
Because! Its your ex girlfriends brother!
Oh, so that automatically makes it my responsibility?
Yes!
What do you want me to do about it? I asked annoyed.
Call her!
Wow.
Ha, pass. I snorted. No way in hell I was doing that. Especially not after
that party last month.
Eddie! He whined.
My eyes widened. Spencer! Im not calling my ex girlfriend to have her
tell her brother to stop dating your sister!
Eddie! He whined again.

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 I sighed deeply.

***

Hey Lily, its Eddie. I said slowly into the phone.

Wow! I heard her say from the other end of the phone. I never thought
I would get a call from you again.
I sighed. Its not like that.
Oh you mean this isnt the call where you beg to get back together with
me? She asked.
No, sorry.
Damn. She laughed. Whats up?
I smiled and laughed. Listen, do you know if Blake is dating anyone?
Spencer was looking at me eagerly from the couch.
She was silent for a second. Umm, not that I know of. I mean, maybe, but
he is fifteen. Its not like he tells me anything, especially not after what you
did.
I sighed. What I did. I had a feeling that it was going to be this way. It was
easy to hate her when she was being a bitch, but it was times like this that it
was a bit more difficult. I had talked to Lily a few times since the break up,
but not as much as I should have. I will admit thatespecially after the party.
I swallowed deeply. Yeah, what I did.
You know, humiliate me in front of the whole school. She paused. And
then again at Spencers party.
I bit my lip. So maybe I handled that poorly.
She laughed. You think?
I really am sorry, I said slowly.
Oh yeah, you seem to really be suffering.
I put my hand on my face. Lil, thats not what I meant.
Wow, you havent called me Lil in a while.
Crap. I sighed.
Its okay. Im not out to get you. She explained.
Well it sure seems like it, because I feel horrible.
I exhaled. Look, I know we really havent patched things up...
She stopped me. No, you kind of threw me aside.
Yeah, well you werent the nicest person in the world. I shot back.
Well, you never gave me chance to change.
I didnt think you could.
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 I should really have stopped talking but for some reason I didnt. I nodded.
And you still havent proved to me that you can.
I heard her sigh. Im talking to you now, arent I?
Yes.
Well, I think thats a step in the right direction.
I tried not to smile. I guess.
Are you smiling? I can feel you smiling. She laughed.
I smiled. Maybe.
I miss your smile. I used to make you smile.
I bit my lip. I know you did.
But then I screwed that up.
Well, I guess it might have been partially my fault.
You guess? So you guess that you cheated on me with Mallory.
Crap.
I swallowed. Okay, well first of all, youd be one to talk. I scoffed. But I
was such a better person than she was. And second, Im sorry that I
cheated.
Yeah, you seem sorry.
I feel bad Lily.
Well, if you felt bad enough then you still wouldnt be with her.
You dont understand. I tried to explain.
I dont hate her.
I scrunched my eyebrows. Yes you do.
She sighed. I guess Im just jealous.
Of Mal? I asked.
Yes! She got you!
Oh. I said slowly.
Yeah. She exhaled.
Well, Im so
She cut me off. If you say youre sorry one more time, Im going to punch
you through the phone.
Can you do that? I asked.
She laughed. I dont know, but I will find a way if I have to.
Im sure you will. I laughed.
I miss talking to you, Eddie.
I swallowed deeply. Yeah, I miss talking to you too.
Youre just saying that.
Was I?
All of a sudden, I felt something hit me in the head. I looked around
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threw it back. Spencer looked at me and motioned for me to get off the
phone. I sighed.
You okay? I heard Lily ask.
I nodded. Yeah, Im fine. Look Lil I got to go. Umm take care.
You too. Dont get too smart down at Berkeley.
I laughed. Its like you dont know me at all.
No, I know you too well.
Maybe thats it.
Goodbye Eddie.
Bye. I hung up the phone and swallowed deeply.
Spencer was looking at me with his eyebrows raised.
What? I asked confused.
He pointed at me. You are a dumbass.
How so?
Please you just talked to your ex for a solid five minutes.
So?
Well, now she thinks that you want to talk to her.
Maybe I do!
Spencer looked shocked. Excuse me?
Crap.
I shook my head. No, no thats not what I meant.
Oh you mean you and Lil arent gonna get back together? He asked.
I sighed. It was an old habit.
Mmhmm, you better hope that Mal didnt hear any of that.
Im not going to do anything with Lily!
Well I dont know! You werent going to do anything with Mallory and now
look where we are!
I exhaled. Its not like that.
Okay, sure, whatever you say.
Spencer.
And may I just point out that you failed me as a best friend.
I groaned. Oh, me calling my ex girlfriend for the first time in months for
you is not considered being a good friend?
Well, I didnt get an answer to my question.
What, about Blake?
No, about the weather, he paused. Yes about Blake! He cried.
Well, she didnt know anything.
Spencer sat back. Great. He said annoyed.
Sorry.

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 I guess Ill just have to dig deeper. That son of a bitch will wish he had
never touched my sister. He stood up.
You do that. I agreed, standing up too.
He walked for the door. Ill let you know what I find out.
I cant wait.
We stopped in the living room. Mal was sitting on the couch watching
Noah and Mason playing on the floor. Spencer eyed Mason curiously. He
looked back to me.
So...
I sighed. Hes not mine Spencer.
Mmhmm okay.
Its my cousin. Goodbye, I said practically pushing him out of the door.
I shut the door behind him and turned back to the living room. Mal was
looking at me curiously. What was that about?
I nodded and walked towards her. Well, Meredith got a boyfriend so
naturally it becomes my responsibility to deal with.
She laughed. Oh, lucky you.
I sat down next to her. Yep.
Noah looked up at me. Eddie, can you show Mason how to line up our
army like we did during the siege of Perisar?
I nodded. Sure. I said moving to sit on the floor.
I started to arrange the blocks and Mason crawled up on my lap. He
watched intently. Okay, Im going to be honest. As I was explaining it to him,
I was having major flashbacks. He reminded me of Nicholas. It was freaking
me out. I tried to shake the thought out of my head but I couldnt, so I
embraced it. Noah pointed his finger to the block in front.
Mason, thats me! He said happily. I get to run ahead and be the bait
so that the bad guys are caught off guard when we attack them! He said
moving his block to the enemy. And you know what comes next!
Mason jumped up from my lap and kicked over all of the enemy blocks.
He laughed gleefully. Noah started to clap so Mal and I joined in. Mason
smiled and walked over to sit back down on my lap. Again! He cried
happily.
So we set up the blocks again, and again, and again. We played with him
for hours until he fell asleep on top of me. I was having flashbacks. It was
killing me. Sam was nowhere to be found. He wasnt upstairs.
I closed my eyes and leaned my head back against the couch. Mal started
to brush through my hair with her fingers. I exhaled deeply. After a few
minutes, Noah cleared his throat.
Can we keep him? He asked slowly.

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 I opened one of my eyes and picked up my head. What? I asked
confused.
Can we keep him? Noah asked again.
Who, Mason?
He nodded quickly.
Mal forced a smile. I think his parents would miss him.
But, you guys could be his parents!
I swallowed deeply. Noah.
You know its true! We could change his name and then things can go
back to the way they were!
We cant do that. I said like it was obvious.
Sure we can!
Noah.
He looked down. But it would be so fun.
Mal nodded. Well, maybe when his parents get back you can ask if you
can visit him. And until then, youve got about a day and a half to shove all
the Celestia knowledge you can into his head. She smiled, her eyes light.
And this is why I love her.
Noahs eyes lit up. Im going to go get my notes! He exclaimed happily,
jumping up and running up the stairs.
I shut my eyes again. Good job. I smiled.
She laughed. Thanks.
Where did Sam go? I asked suddenly.
I dont know.
He ran out as soon as Spencer came in.
Yeah, I saw.
Strange.
Im sure hell be back.
I nodded. He got caught today for beating up some kids in the park
again.
Again?
I laughed. Yeah.
Was Officer Campbell there?
Yeah, I got him out of it.
She laughed. I dont know why you keep doing that.
I shrugged. Me neither.
I dont know what hes going to do with out you.
I smiled. Poor Noah.
She laughed. Yes, poor Noah.
Why poor me? Noah asked coming down the stairs with his big journal.

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 I looked up at him. Oh nothing. We were just talking about how youll
have to deal Sam once were gone.
Oh thanks for that. By the way, I hate you both. He said annoyed
plopping down next to me.
I laughed. But you know how to handle him.
Yes I do. He said flipping open his journal.
His journal was as big as a math textbook and was full of notes, drawings,
and stories about Celestia. He took it everywhere with him.
Noah looked up to Mason. Can I wake him up?
I looked down. No Noah.
He sighed. Fine. He whined, standing up and running off to the kitchen.
Suddenly, I heard the crashing of pots and pans. My eyes widened. What
happened? Mason woke up and looked around. Mal shot up and ran to the
kitchen.
Noah? She called urgently.
Noah came running back into the living room and smirked. Oh look
Mason is awake!
I raised my eyebrows. Noah did you...
He cut me off. You cant prove anything. He said sitting down next to
Mason. Mason, do you want to hear a story?
Mason nodded and moved to sit down next to Noah who grabbed his
journal. Mal sighed and came back over to sit down on the couch. I exhaled
deeply. That was clever, Noah.
I learned from the best. He said flipping through his journal.
I rolled my eyes. Noah pointed to a picture of a centaur. Now, Mason,
when you get summoned to Celestia youll probably meet a centaur.
Horsie! Mason said happily, pointing to the picture.
Noah shook his head. No Mason, its a centaur! They dont like it when
you call them horsies!
Horsie!
No Mason!
I laughed.
Noah exhaled deeply. He flipped to another page. He pointed to another
picture. And heres a meadow nymph.
Flowers! Mason clapped.
Noah smirked. Yes they make flowers, but they dont like it when you say
that. Trust me.
Just then, the garage door opened and my mom walked in with some
groceries. Noah stashed his journal behind the chair. I jumped up to help her
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 Thanks, sweetie.
I nodded and took the bags to the kitchen. I walked back out as she set
her purse on the table. She walked into the living room. Noah jumped up to
hug her. Hi mommy.
She hugged him. Are you having fun with Mason?
He nodded happily.
She looked to Mal. Is he doing okay?
Mal nodded.
No problems?
No, hes great!
My mom nodded and looked at me. Is Sam upstairs?
I shook my head. I have no idea where he is.
You dont know where your brother is? Has he been home at all today?
I nodded. Yeah. He was here earlier, but he disappeared a few hours
ago.
She sighed and walked over to her purse. She got out her phone and
dialed a number. She held her phone up to her ear.
After a second, she nodded. Sam? She paused and sighed. This is your
mother. She put her hand on her hip. Im doing fine thank you. She
nodded. Im glad youre doing well. She sighed. Where are you Sam? She
paused and scrunched her eyebrows. Where? She then raised her eyebrow.
Why are you there? She nodded. No, of course its none of my business.
She said slowly. Who are you there with? She asked again. She nodded.
Right, none of my business. She sighed and waited for him to finish talking.
She nodded finally. Well Sam, Im your mother and it is my business and
next time you decide to go somewhere by yourself without telling anyone, I
will ground you until youre thirty. Got it? Now your butt better be in a
kitchen chair by the time dinner is served or else there will be hell to pay.
She said hanging up the phone.
I loved my mother.
She set down her phone and looked back to us. So what sounds good for
dinner? Something quick. Im not really in the mood to cook. She said,
flashing a smile.
I laughed. She was great.
She went to the kitchen and began to cook. I heard the sliding door open
and close. I guess mom was grilling something. Noah was laughing to
himself. I love mom. I wish she went to Celestia with us.
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 Can you imagine her running around the throne room yelling at Sam to
not shoot people and grounding him whenever he gets into fights with
bandits? Noah laughed to himself.
I smiled. Yeah, it would have been entertaining.
Next time we go back, she has to come with us.
I sighed.
Noah looked at me curiously. Next time Eddie, right?
I couldnt look at him.
He stood up. There will be a next time Eddie, right?
I exhaled. I dont know, Noah.
But there has to be a next time.
I dont know.
More like you dont believe there will be. Eddie, the second you stop
believing is when hes not going to let us back in. I get that you have your
perfect little life now and dont need to go back, but you have to think of the
rest of us. He said angrily, storming up the stairs with his journal.
Why did he just explode like that? What was going on?
I looked over at Mal. She looked at me confused. What was that all
about?
I sighed. I have no idea.
You should go see if hes okay.
Mal, he
She cut me off. Youre his favorite. Go talk to him. She said, pushing me
off the couch.
Go talk to him please? I mocked.
She raised her eyebrows at me.
I nodded. Im gonna go talk to him. I said running up the stairs.
I stopped outside his room and exhaled deeply. Time to figure this whole
thing out. I walked into his room but he wasnt there. I looked around the
room to see if he was hiding anywhere but I couldnt find him. Finally, I
sighed and walked over to the window seat under his window. I bent down
and opened the cabinet under the seat. I saw Noah sitting inside cradling his
journal. He looked at me. I forced a smile.
I havent found you in here in a while.
He nodded.
Can I talk to you?
What? About how youre a nonbeliever now?
I sighed. Im not a nonbeliever.
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 You hardly ever talk about Celestia anymore.
Oh. I said quietly.
And I dont know why, but you dont.
To be honest, it makes me sad to talk about. I said sitting back against
his bed.
Why? Noah asked.
Because reality has been hitting me in the face hard lately.
Because of college?
I nodded. Yeah, and having to go on pretending like Im not an old king
around everyone else.
I saw a small smile on Noahs face. That must be so difficult.
It is. I paused. Noah, I talked to Lily, like really talked to her, for the
first time since the break up today.
I know. Noah said quietly.
Oh, I said again.
We were silent for a second.
Noah swallowed. Im sorry I exploded down there.
Its okay.
I just want to go back to Celestia so badly.
Noah always had it the worst out of all of us. He loved Celestia the most.
He never fully readjusted to being back.
I nodded. I know you do.
I dont fit in here, Eddie.
I exhaled. I know.
Im not nine. I dont feel nine. Its not fair.
Well sure it is. I smiled. Youll be the next prodigy super genius. You
have the mental capacity of a forty-year-old.
And the cuteness of a small child. Yeah, I know.
I laughed. Noah, until we go back to Celestia you have to make the most
of what youve got.
Its so hard sometimes, especially with you guys leaving.
I will talk to you about Celestia anytime you want. And youve got Sam,
even though all hell probably want to talk about are the times when he
escaped death with his dashing good looks and when he took down an entire
army with his bare hands. Both of which are untrue by the way.
Noah laughed and crawled out of the little cabinet. He sat down next to
me with his journal. Sam is an idiot. He smiled.
I know, but hes our idiot. I said, messing up his hair.
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 He flipped to a random page and pointed to a picture. Remember when
we went there?
I nodded. Yeah, the Oread cliffs. Zola nearly got us killed.
Ha, that was a fun day.
Well if thats your idea of fun...
Noah laughed and continued to flip the pages.
It was fun talking to him about Celestia. It just made me so sad afterward
because I missed it so much.
Finally, mom called us down for dinner. Noah and I walked downstairs and
sat at the table. There was no sign of Sam. I saw Noah smirk. Mom put
Mason in a high chair and cut up his food into really small bites. She stood up
and brought the salad bowl over to the table. The front door flew open and I
saw Sam run in. He slid down into his chair right before the bowl hit the
table. My mom sat down and cleared her throat.
Samuel, youre late.
He swallowed, out of breath. Technically, you said that my butt had to be
in a kitchen chair before the food was served and you had not put down the
bowl of salad yet. So, Im not late.
My mom sighed deeply. Next time, there will not be loopholes.
Oh there are always loopholes mom. You just have to be clever enough to
find them. He smirked, tapping his temple with his finger.
I rolled my eyes.
My mom looked at him. Eat your dinner.
Yes maam. He said picking up his fork.
We ate in silence only making small talk. My phone kept vibrating in my
pocket. Someone must have called me at least eight times. I was getting
annoyed. After everyone had finished eating, I excused myself and walked
upstairs. I took out my phone and saw that I had nine missed calls from
Spencer. I groaned and called him back. I heard him answer.
Hello? He asked.
Its Eddie.
I know. I have caller ID dude.
I sighed. Are you hurt?
Uh, no.
Is someone dead?
No.
Did Emma break up with you again?
No. Spencer said slowly.
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 Then, what is so damn important that you felt the need to call me nine
times within a twenty-minute time period?
Meredith has a date tonight.
I groaned. So?
So, Im picking you up in five minutes.
Spencer. I whined.
Yep, see you soon buddy. Spencer said hanging up the phone.
I threw the phone down on my bed and walked over to my closet. I
grabbed my windbreaker jacket and put on my tennis shoes. I hated this.
This sucks. I cant wait to get out of here. Im tired of him doing this.
I walked down the stairs and back into the kitchen. My mom was doing
the dishes. Noah was eating ice cream at the table. He looked up at me
curiously.
Where are you going?
I sighed. I have to go help Spencer with something.
I saw Sam smirk at me from the couch. I raised my eyebrow at him.
Something youd like to share?
Sam shook his head. Nope, I just think its funny that youre Spencers
bitch.
My mom turned around and pointed at Sam with the scrubber. Language,
Sam.
He held his hands up in surrender. Sorry.
My mom finished up the dishes and looked at Mal who had Mason in her
arms. I couldnt look at her. The flashbacks were bad. My mom nodded. Mal,
can you give him a bath while I set up the old crib in Noahs room?
Mal smiled. Sure. She said taking him upstairs.
Noah groaned. Aww, why is he staying in my room?
Because thats where the crib is.
But where am I supposed to sleep?
In Sams room. Ill put the air mattress in there.
But I dont want to sleep on the air mattress. He whined.
Sam will.
Sam held his arms out annoyed. But its my room!
Oh but Im the mom so what I say goes. Its one of those, what did you
call them earlier? Oh thats right. Loopholes. She said flashing a smile.
Sam shook his head but looked impressed. I dont know whether to be
angry with you or thank you for giving me your tireless wit and sarcastic
nature. He said getting up and storming up the stairs.
Id go with the second option. My mom called after him.
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 I heard Sams door slam.
I saw headlights through the front window. I sighed. Ill be back later.
Remember your curfew. My mom said.
I nodded. Oh, I hope this wont take that long. I said opening the front
door.
My mom laughed. Have fun.
I shut the door behind myself and walked out to Spencers Hummer. I got
into the passengers side. I looked at Spencer. He had on a fishermans hat,
dark sunglasses, and was wearing a fake mustache. I sighed deeply.
What are you doing?
Wheres your disguise? Spencer asked.
I didnt realize this was an undercover operation. I said sarcastically.
Well, what did you think it was? Im certainly not taking you out on a
date. Spencer said like it was obvious as he backed out of the driveway.
I know that.
Youre going to give us away. If she sees us, its your fault.
No, it will probably be your fault.
Its never my fault!
Oh bullshit.
Spencer sighed. Well, we just must have different view points of fault
lines.
Yeah, that must be it. I said pretending to believe him.
We were silent for a second. All of a sudden, Spencer hit my arm. I
recoiled away from him and grabbed my arm. Ow! What was that for?
That was for asking if one of my cats got run over.
I sighed. Why else would you call me repeatedly?
Fine, valid point, but its still not okay.
A few minutes later, we pulled into a small local pizza place in the mall. I
looked at Spencer confused. And how did you know that she was coming
here?
I overheard her talking on the phone earlier today.
I nodded. And by overheard you mean you had your ear pushed up
against her door, right?
Yep. Spencer said, getting out of the car.
I sighed and got out of the car after him. I followed him into the restaurant
and the waitress led us over to a table. I thanked her and sat down. Spencer
gasped and he stood up suddenly. Switch seats with me.
I groaned and stood up. Why?
Because, shell see me. He said sitting down in my chair.
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 He paused. Good point, switch seats with me. He said standing up
again.
I sighed and switched back seats. We sat down and ordered food even
though I just ate. Spencer looked at me. Shes here with Blake. I can see
them holding hands. Im gonna kick his ass. He said standing up annoyed.
Sit down. I said pulling him back down. Dont make a fool of yourself.
Eddie, what am I supposed to do? I cant just let him be with her.
Sure you can and you should.
But why? It weirds me out!
Spencer, let your sister live her life.
He gasped. Hes touching her leg.
I sighed. Spencer calm down.
No! I will not calm down! He exclaimed as he picked up a piece of bread
and launched it across the restaurant at their table.
Unfortunately, he had impeccable aim because the bread landed right on
their table. They jumped and turned around to look in our direction. Spencer
ducked underneath the table. I sighed deeply.
Spencer you are so immature.
Spencer peeked his head back up from under the table. No Im not. Im
desperate. Theres a difference.
Not really.
After a little while longer of Spencer pointing out their every move, the
color suddenly drained from his face. Shit, shit shes coming this way. He
said as he jumped up and ran for the bathroom.
I stayed where I was. Spencer was taking this way too far. Meredith came
up next to me. Hi Eddie.
I smiled. Hey Mer.
Can you give this to Spencer when he gets back from hiding in the
bathroom please? She asked handing me a condom.
Oh, umm... I said slowly, taking it form her.
Yeah, I stole it from Spencers room but Blake has his own so I dont need
it. Thanks! She said happily, walking out of the restaurant.
Oh no.
This was not good.
Spencer snuck out a minute later and sat back down. What did she say?
I swallowed. She, umm, gave me this to give to you because Blake has
his own so she doesnt need yours. I said slowly, holding out the condom.
His eyes widened and he snatched it away from me. Oh my god! She is
so dead. Spencer held his hand up. Check! He cried.
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 Uh, no. Did I eat your food? No. Is this a date? No. I dont think so.
Spencer, I just took a condom from your sister. Youre paying for my
food.
Fine. He said annoyed.
He paid for the food and ran back out to the car. I followed him. So where
to next? I asked.
He started to drive. Well, I dont know if shell come home or if theyre
going to a movie or what but I know that Soup is having a little party at his
house later so we can go to
I stopped him. Sorry, but looks like youre flying solo tonight.
But, but why?
I went out with you last night.
So?
And well I want to stay in with
He cut me off. Oh you want to stay in with Mal tonight? Oh here do you
need a condom? I happened to have one right here! He said annoyed
pulling the one Meredith gave him out of his pocket and shaking it at me.
I sighed. No.
Well fine. Ill go get drunk with Soup by myself.
Dont be that way.
I will be that way if I want to!
You have church in the morning.
I have church every Sunday morning! I have been hungover almost
every time, but I still go! Why? Because Im a good Christian!
I nodded. Mmhmm, thats it.
Okay so maybe its because my mom will kill me if I dont go.
Because shes a good Christian. I added.
He laughed. Exactly! Now, you understand.
He pulled back up to my house and I got out of the car. Have fun.
You too, buddy. Spencer winked.
I rolled my eyes. Dont do anything stupid.
Eh, not really an option for me. He said backing out.
I laughed. I know. I said as I walked back up my sidewalk and into the
front door. I shut the door behind myself and walked into the kitchen.
All four of them were sitting in the family room with the TV on. Mom and
Mal were watching TLC. Sam and Noah looked like they wanted to die. When
they heard me come in, they all looked back at me. Mal nodded.
So, where were you?
Following Meredith.
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 My best friend is an idiot, but what else is new? I asked flopping down
into the armchair.
Sam laughed. Spencer is an idiot.
Trust me, I am well aware.
I sat there for a few minutes watching TLC until finally I couldnt take it
anymore. Can we please change the channel? I groaned.
Noah and Sam nodded in agreement.
No. Mal and my mom said at the same time.
Why not?
Because we are watching this. My mom said.
But, majority rules. There are three guys and two girls.
Yes, but one of those girls just so happens to be your mother.
Mal looked at me and raised her eyebrow as if to say and your wife. So,
I let them watch TLC.
Noah was the first sent to bed. The lucky bastard. Finally, around
midnight, I excused myself to go to sleep. I ran up the stairs and into my
room. I got ready for bed and crawled into bed. It felt so nice. Within
minutes, I had drifted off to sleep.
I was sleeping soundly until sometime in the middle of the night I heard a
baby crying. Instinctively, I got out of bed and walked across my room. I
walked out into the hallway and to my surprise, I saw Mal walking towards
me from her room. I forced a smile and followed her into Noahs room. We
stopped when we saw my mom hunched over the crib. She stood up and
turned around holding Mason who was crying. She looked at us confused.
What are you two doing up?
Mal swallowed. Oh, umm we heard Mason crying.
Gosh, you must be light sleepers. I barely woke up.
Well mom we were parents too. Were used to not sleeping.
My mom soothed Mason until he stopped crying. She looked at us. Why
dont you two go back to sleep?
We both nodded and walked back out into the hall. Mal slipped her hand
into mine and squeezed it. I smiled. Glad to know that we still got it.
She laughed. I know, right?
See you in the morning. I said walking for my door.
Love you. She said quietly, walking down the hall.
I love you too. I said, walking into my room.
I fell back down into bed and into a dreamless sleep. I woke up in the
morning when I rolled over and hit something with my arm. I opened one eye
slowly. Then, I scrunched my eyebrows.
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 She was sitting on the edge of my bed looking down. Her hair was a mess.
I sat up quickly and looked at the clock. Its six in the morning. What are you
doing up?
I couldnt sleep. She whispered quietly.
Why, whats wrong? I asked concerned, rubbing her back.
She shut her eyes. I heard you and Lily talking yesterday.
The color drained from my face and I sat back against the pillows. Crap.
I said slowly. I knew you heard that.
She nodded. And, and I know that you guys didnt patch things up well in
the beginning like you should have. And, and the party. I, I knew that you had
to talk about it sometime.
Thats all I was doing Mal. I was just patching things up. Lily deserves
that.
Really she doesnt but I was too nice.
I know that. And I was fine with that. But, but She paused. But then, I
heard you laughing and saying that you missed talking to her. She said as
her voice quivered.
I put my hand on my face. This was not happening right now.
She continued talking. And, and I thought that it wasnt that big of a deal
because you wouldnt do anything, but, but then Spencer said that Lily
thought you werent going to do anything with me but you did and she was
blindsided by it, she paused to compose herself. Ill add that I was dying
inside by this time. She exhaled. And, and then I thought, oh god, thats
going to happen to me. She managed, covering her face with her hands.
I swallowed deeply. Mal, umm, I...
She cut me off. I had a nightmare that you left me for her again. I
havent had one of those in a while. I cant stop thinking about it. And, and I
know that you think Im paranoid and I hate being paranoid.
I sat up. You arent
She started to talk over me. I was back at the palace. You were there too
obviously. And, and it was the day that you came back from, from when you
were gone with Noah and Sam for a year. I was so lonely, so lonely, she
said, her voice quivering. And, and I was sitting in the library, just
pretending to read because I had already read all the books in the library
while you had been gone, and I was tired. I was about to go lay down but
then Gretta ran in and I knew the look on her face. I knew it meant that you
were back. And, I had never been happier in my life. I had never felt that
happy. I ran to the main doors and I threw them open and I was ready to cry I
was so happy. She paused. But, then I stopped running. I saw you there
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looked down. Then, I saw it was Lily. Thats when my eyes shot open and I
realized it was a dream.
I swallowed deeply. I felt awful.
Mal, I...
She stopped me. Its always her in Celestia you know. Shes always
taking my place in my memories with you. It kills me inside every time.
This is what you dream about? I asked dumbfounded.
She wiped her eyes. Eddie, I love you so much. I really, really do, but it
scares me so much when things like this happen in real life.
She was hyperventilating at this point.
I sighed. Mal.
She shook her head. And I know Im crazy, but its her. Its always been
her. I thought I got closure at the party, but I wasnt expecting you two to be
so, so normal.
I grabbed her shoulder. Sweetie, hey, look at me. I said trying not to
sound annoyed.
She didnt.
I pulled her face gently to look at me. Hey. I said quietly.
She swallowed and turned to face me. I rubbed some of the tears off of
her cheeks. I looked at her. Calm down.
She started to talk quickly. I know, Im sorry Im paranoid, I just
I stopped her. I said, calm down.
She exhaled and looked at me. Sorry.
I nodded and took a second to think of what I wanted to say. To be honest
this whole situation freaked me out. I hated it. Finally, I looked at her and
leaned in closer to her. Mal, I am not going to get back with Lily.
And I know that but
I stopped her again. Do you want to know why?
Why? She asked quietly.
Because shes not you. I said, pushing the hair out of her face.
I saw a small smile on her face. You always know what to say.
Well, thats because I
She cut me off. If you say its because youre a king, Im leaving.
I smiled. Its because I love you and I have for thirty-five years, so Im
really good at it.
She laughed. You are. She said touching my face and kissing me.
I kissed her and pulled back after a second. I put my forehead against
hers. Im sorry that I freaked you out earlier about Lily. I said quietly.
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She nodded. Yeah it is.
Are you sure? Because if its not, just tell me what I have to do to make it
okay.
She looked at me and kissed me again. You already have.
I laughed. Good because I really didnt want to have to go over to Lilys
house at 6 in the morning on a Sunday. I said pulling her back to lay with
me.
Shut up, you wouldnt have done that.
I shrugged. Whatever it takes.
Im sorry that I woke you up at 6 in the morning on a Sunday.
I smiled. Its okay. Well just pretend were asleep. I said closing my
eyes.
I like that plan. She said quietly.
I rubbed her shoulder. No more dreams about Lily. I said slowly.
I felt her exhale. Well, Im not having them voluntarily.
I smiled. Dream about us. Dream about Nick. Dream about the ocean.
Dream about riding through the meadows on the river. Dream about Sam
and his delusional idea about dating an eternal maiden
She cut me off. Mountain guardian. She whispered.
I laughed. My bad.
Get it right. Sam will have your head if you dont.
Id like to see him try.
No, I like your head the way it is. She said as her voice trailed.
I could tell that she was exhausted. I was still trying to process what had
happened. It freaked me out. I dont know why girls stay up all night thinking
about this kind of crap. I wouldnt be able to do that. I rubbed her shoulder
gently as I felt myself start to drift off to sleep.
Just because my life is a joke, I was woken up again by someone saying
oh my god really loudly.
My eyes shot open and I looked around. Sam had his eyebrows raised and
his hands on his hips. I groaned and rubbed my eyes. What do you want
Sam?
He pointed at me. Well, first of all, I swear that whenever I come in here,
you two are asleep together. Just pointing that out. It kind of annoys the crap
out of me and youre going to get caught, that is if I dont turn you in first.
I sighed. Anything else?
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 Oh so youre my alarm clock now?
Ha, you couldnt get so lucky to be woken up by my wonderfully
attractive face every morning.
Sam, go away. I said shutting my eyes.
You could throw in a please every now and then.
Please. I groaned.
Fine, well hurry up. Im bored. I need to be entertained.
Go play with Mason. I said slowly.
Oh thats a good idea. Ill teach him how to shoot a bow and arrow. Gosh,
Eddie, you are just full of good ideas today.
I held out my hand to stop him. Wait, dont do that.
Too late! And Ive already chosen his first victim. Ill give you a hint. It
starts with E and ends with ddie is an asshole.
Good one. I said uninterested.
Youre no fun. Sam said walking out of my room.
I exhaled deeply. Mal sighed next to me and slipped her hand into mine.
If he makes Mason a bow and arrow, Im going to kill him.
Get in line. I laughed.
We finally got out of bed a few minutes later. I got ready for the day and
went downstairs for breakfast, well, I guess lunch based on the time. I walked
into the kitchen. My mom was sitting at the table.
You missed pancakes. She said, not looking up from her laptop.
I sighed. Ill pour syrup on my cereal. I said grabbing a box of cereal out
of the cabinet and the milk from the fridge.
I sat down next to my mom at the table and looked around. Wheres
Mason?
Oh, umm, Sam was playing with him somewhere.
I nodded. And you let him?
She sighed. Well...
Mom, you do realize its Sam.
She stood up. I swear that child will be the death of me. She said
walking upstairs looking for Sam, Mason, and Noah.
I ate my cereal in peace trying to forget about last night until the front
door flew open again. I looked up slowly. How was church? Feeling holy? I
asked sarcastically.
Spencer sighed and loosened his tie. Hungover? Yes. Holy, not so much.
I figured that.
He sat down next to me. I offered him some of my cereal. Lucky
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snatched the box back from him. Hey, stop eating all the marshmallows!
But the marshmallows are the best part! He cried, his mouth full of
marshmallows.
Yeah, no shit marshmallows are the best part. Stop eating all of them! I
said annoyed.
Dude, its called sharing!
Its called eating all my marshmallows. I corrected.
Spencer scrunched his eyebrows. Okay, what the hells wrong with you?
I cleaned up my bowl. I washed it out in the sink and sighed. Remember
when you made me call Lily yesterday? I asked.
I remember you being a dumbass when you were talking to her.
I nodded. Well, Mal heard me. I said turning back around.
Spencers eye widened. Oh shit. Was she pissed? Did she dump you? Are
you two not speaking? Are you moving out? You can stay at my house. Ill
blow up an air mattress. We can watch sports movies and eat popcorn. We
can start with Rudy, and then Remember the Titans, and then
I held out my hand to get him to stop talking.
He shut his mouth and looked at me.
I nodded. First of all, she did not dump me, but she was a wreck this
morning when she came into my room at six in the morning to cry about it.
Spencer looked at me sympathetically. Oh, you poor thing. Is your sleep
schedule thrown off now? Gosh it must suck to have your girlfriend come to
you all crying and vulnerable. I bet you got lucky. You talked your way out of
it and got lucky, didnt you? I know youre good with words. Thats exactly
what you did. What did you say?
I held out my hand again. Second of all, I continued, ignoring what he
said completely. Its your fault that I had to even talk to Lily, so you owe me,
again.
Spencer rolled his eyes. Oh youll get over it. He paused. But on the
topic of Blake
I cut him off. We werent talking about Blake.
Lily, Blake, same thing.
I sighed. Not really.
Whatever. Listen, the point is, Meredith didnt come home last night.
She was probably at a friends house.
See thats what my mom thinks, but Im not too sure. Spencer said
pointing at me. He reached into his pocket. I just so happen to have her cell
phone in my possession. He said laying the phone on the table.
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out.
Why? I asked uninterested.
Eddie! We hit the jackpot on this one! Come on! This is the gold mine!
I sighed. Just let your sister live her life.
Not an option! Spencer started to scroll through her phone. His eyes
widened. Aha! I knew it! Look! She was texting him this morning but not at
all last night.
So? I asked.
So, thats because she was with him last night!
Or they just didnt talk.
Spencer shook his head. Oh my god, listen to this. He cleared his throat.
I had a great time last night. Lets do it again sometime. He gasped.
I sighed. Dinner, they are talking about dinner.
No this is clearly about sex.
No its not.
Yes it is! Do it is code for sex! Oh my god! My baby sister is having sex.
Oh my god shes going to get pregnant! Shes going to be on that MTV show.
Oh mom is going to kill her. She better name the baby after me. He said
dramatically.
I groaned. Spencer you are overreacting.
No, Im not. This is serious. He gasped again.
What? I asked annoyed.
He pointed at the phone. Im so glad you stayed the night. He read. He
looked at me. Oh my god, she was with him. He gasped for the third time
as he kept reading. You were great, he paused. In bed. He finished slowly.
He stood up suddenly. Thats it, Im kicking his ass.
I stood up with him. Hold on.
I will not hold on! You heard what he said.
Maybe its not what you think.
No, its exactly what I think. He kept reading the phone. Hes coming
over to my house tonight. He said as he walked for the door.
Great, you two can work things out.
Yeah, with my lacrosse stick! He huffed.
I sighed. You cant beat him up.
I sure can.
Just leave him alone.
I cant! Spencer cried, with his hand on the doorknob.
Yes, you can. You just refuse to.
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 I have Sam. I said slowly.
Spencer snorted as he opened the door. Please.
I laughed. I know.
Eddie, you just dont get it.
I nodded. Youre right. Go ahead. Beat the crap out of him. We already
graduated anyway. We dont need him for the football team.
Spencer smiled. Eddie, this is why youre my best friend. He said as he
walked out of the door.
I hope its not the only reason. I called after him.
I heard him laugh as the door shut.
I turned back around as sighed deeply as I went up the stairs. I past by
Noahs room towards Mals room and backtracked to Noahs. I scrunched my
eyebrows as I saw Noah and Sam dressing Mason up in aluminum foil armor
and giving him a cardboard sword.
I nodded. And just what exactly do you think youre doing?
Sam nodded back at me. Not making him a bow and arrow like mom
asked.
I sighed. Sam...
He stopped me. Its a legit loophole. Dont even try to fight me on it.
Just make sure he doesnt get hurt. I said walking out of the room and
down the hall.
Dude, Im like the master of not getting hurt. I think I can handle it. Sam
called after me.
I rolled my eyes and I walked to Mals room. I wanted to talk to her about
last night now that Ive had some time to think. I saw her sitting on her bed
with her laptop. I tapped on her doorframe. She looked up at me from her
laptop.
Yes? She asked.
Hi. I smiled walking into her room and sitting next to her on her bed.
May I help you? She asked, looking at me.
I shrugged. Nope.
She laughed. Okay. She said going back to what she was doing.
I looked at her laptop screen. What are you doing? I asked.
She nodded. Just some stuff for work tomorrow.
Oh, that sounds, I paused. Horribly boring.
Its not too bad.
So you wanna talk about last night or continue working on your horribly
boring work stuff? I asked suddenly.
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 Mal you were sitting in my room while I was asleep and then when I woke
up, you proceeded to cry about Lily for ten minutes.
She shut her laptop. Eddie, I dont want to, umm...
Talk about it? I finished. Too bad.
She sighed. Im not the jealous type. Im embarrassed by the way I acted
last night so I dont want to talk about it.
I nodded. You dont have to be embarrassed.
But I am. You have given me no reason to be paranoid but for some
reason I am.
I sighed. Look. Im glad you told me. Now we can figure out
She cut me off. I hate this. There was never another girl before in
Celestia. I never had to worry. I hate this. I dont want to think about it.
Oh, well, I guess...
She looked at me. I love you. Do you love me?
I nodded. Obviously. I said without question.
Then we dont have to worry about it. Done. Case closed.
I crossed my arms. Alright then.
Good.
I smirked. I kind of liked it when you were jealous. It made me feel
important.
She rolled her eyes and hit my arm. Shut up.
I laughed.
We spent the rest of the day hanging out and making sure that Noah and
Sam didnt kill Mason with the Celestia talk. I was secretly hoping that
Spencer got over himself and was leaving Meredith alone but it was Spencer
so I wasnt counting on it.
After dinner, Sam ran off somewhere again and my mom put Mason to
bed. I walked into my room. Just then, my phone buzzed in my pocket. I
reached for it quickly and I saw that it was Spencer. I answered it and sighed.
Yes? I asked.
Hes here. Spencer hissed.
Oh.
Get your ass over here.
Spencer. I whined.
Now. He said hanging up the phone.
I groaned and pulled on my tennis shoes and my jacket. I grabbed my
keys and ran down the stairs. I walked into the garage and got in my car. I
drove over to Spencers house, yelling at myself the entire way for actually
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walked up to the front door and right before I was about to knock, I heard
someone open another door further down in the house.
Eddie. I heard Spencer whisper urgently.
I looked over and saw that he was waving me with his lacrosse stick over
to a side door. I sighed and walked over to the door. He pulled me inside.
If you had rung that doorbell, we would have been compromised. Good
thing I have amazing timing.
I rolled my eyes. What do you want me to do anyway? If its one little
freshman you can beat him up with your eyes closed.
Moral support? Spencer guessed as he walked up the stairs quietly.
I sighed and followed him. We tiptoed to Merediths room. The door was
closed. Great. Spencer leaned his ear against the door. I did the same. I
heard the bed springing up and down. Well this was going to be fun.
Spencers eyes widened and he barged through the door.
Get off of my sister you dirty piece of shit bastard! He cried raising his
lacrosse stick.
I followed him into the room and I scrunched my eyebrows. Meredith was
sitting in her desk chair and I saw some guy jumping on the bed.
Sam? I asked confused.
He nodded at me from where he was standing on the bed. Hi Eddie.
Spencer was momentarily confused, but then he started to swing his
lacrosse stick. Sam! You son of a bitch! I swear to god Ill kick your ass! First
my cats now my sister!
Sam defended himself. I grabbed Spencers arm and lowered it. He was
fuming. I looked at Sam, still really confused. Sam, what are you doing
here? Are you dating Meredith?
Spencer looked at Meredith. What is going on here Mer?
She stood up and pointed at him. Stay out of my life Spencer! I can date
whoever I want!
Not Sam!
Im not dating Sam!
Then what the hell is he doing here?
Hes helping me sabotage you.
Huh? Spencer cried.
She nodded. Thats right.
Spencer looked at Sam dumbfounded.
Sam jumped down off the bed. Dude, any chance I get to mess with your
life I am going to take, so dont look so surprised.
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 Sam nodded. Yes, I told her to give Eddie the condom. Yes, I planted
those fake text messages in her phone. And yes, I jumped on the bed so that
you would freak out and think she was having sex.
You both are so dead! Spencer cried.
Sam took a step towards him. I wouldnt be so quick to throw out threats
Spencer. I had so much more planned.
Spencer took a step backwards.
So, I would suggest that you leave Meredith alone and let her date
whoever she wants.
Spencer opened his mouth to protest but Sam cut him off. For your cats
sake, I would highly consider my suggestion.
Spencer gasped and stormed out of her room in typical Spencer fashion. I
looked around slowly. Okay, well Sam, we should get going. Mom will ground
you again.
Sam nodded at me as he walked for the door. Until I find a loophole.
Thanks Sam! Meredith called after her.
Anytime Mer. Sam called back happily.
I followed him out of the house and back to my car. I unlocked the car and
got in. I looked at Sam. Youre crazy. You know that right?
He nodded. Yep.
Okay, just checking.
I like to think of it as a gift.
Well, its something.
We were silent for a minute. Then, Sam nodded. You are so lucky to be
related to me. Sam said triumphantly.
Im not sure lucky is the right word.
There are others. Privileged, blessed, honored come to mind as well. He
added.
Keep telling yourself that. I said as I pulled into the driveway.
We got out of the car and walked into the house. We walked upstairs and
to our rooms, but backtracked when I saw Noah and Mal looking into Masons
crib in Noahs room. Sam and I walked in and stopped next to them. Mal
brushed through Noahs hair with her fingers as he peeked over the side of
the crib.
Sam nodded. So, uh, whatcha guys doing in here?
I dont want him to go. Noah said slowly.
I forced a smile. Youll see him again.
I know, but it was so fun teaching him about Celestia.
He loved it.
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 To Celestia? I asked.
He nodded.
I shrugged. Maybe someday.
Do you remember the other prophecy?
I nodded.
Noah turned back around to face me. About the one who builds with
stone?
I nodded again.
And how he will save the land. Noah finished. He looked back at Mason.
You know, the name Mason means stoneworker.
I forced a small smile. I guess it does.
Sam nodded. Well Ill tell you one thing. If this kid so much as thinks
about defacing any of my statues, there will be hell to pay.

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