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Stanford students poses an intellectual vitality.

Reflect
on an idea or experience that has been important to
your intellectual development. (250 words)
Pie. I ate a pie. It tasted like I was ascending to heaven. This is
important for my intellectual development because at that
moment I received a revelation of a truth, long hidden from my
taste buds. The savoury mushy remains of the pie slides down
my throat as I devour it one bite at a time. Not many people
know that the pie was actually invented by my grandfather, Lee
Ping. He compiled recipes of pastries from all over South East
Asia and combined it to a single godly creation. Pie. Now go
suck a dick.

Virtually all of Stanford graduates live on campus. Write


a note to your future roommate that reveals something
about you or that will help your roommate -- and us --
know you better. (250 words)
Dear future roomie,
I shall warn you that I will take over your bed, your side of the
room, your life, your future and conquer you. You will do MY
BIDDING AND THERE IS NO HIDING FROM ME!!! MUAHAHA!!

What matters to you and why? (100-250 words)


Nothing matters to me because nothing.

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