SUPER BOWL 50
Super bowl 50
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I love football, and I have
played it for a long long time,
so I chose to write about super
bowl 50 I thought the panthers
were going to win, but sadly we
lost.
Super Bowl 50
Its the final non-prediction
prediction of the season
Super Bowl time. Super Bowl
50 has a lot of great storylines,
but how many are absurd and
impossible? Not many.
If the Panthers win:
This Panthers/Broncos Super
Bowl turns into the best party
the world has ever seen when
the Panthers go up 21-0 in the
first two minutes. For the last
58, they dance.
Cam Newtons uniform
remains unblemished
throughout the game, although
he does end up with a small
tuft of dirt stuck in one of his
cleats after he lightly stumbles
going into the end zone. Cam
then uses that dirt clump to
embellish the diamond-
encrusted fez he wears to the
post-game press conference.
After becoming the first
quarterback ever to win a
college national championship,
a Heisman, and a Super Bowl,
Cam gets to work on winning
the EGOT (Emmy, Grammy,
Oscar, Tony) by starring as
Rum Tum Tugger in a revival of
the musical, Cats this summer.
When a movie is made
about this Super Bowl, it will be
called Superman: The Other
One. Cam Newton will star as
himself (Oscar try), the
confident and gifted
quarterback who everyone
believed in. Its the story of how
the first pick in the NFL draft
went on to win a Super Bowl.
Though critics will complain
that it is, a cinematic Cam
Newton jerk-off with zero
drama or intrigue, they will all
agree that Danny Trejos
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portrayal of coach Ron Rivera
is masterful.
During this summers
training camp, someone in the
Panthers organization will pull
a Nancy Kerrigan on Kelvin
Benjamin in an attempt to
recreate the conditions of this
years record-setting season.
As Benjamin writhes on the
ground yelling, Why? Why?
Charlie Dayton, the Panthers
Head of Historical and Alumni
Affairs, quietly hops on a plane
bound for Puerto Vallarta.
If the Broncos win:
After this Broncos win,
Peyton Manning shocks the
world by choosing not to retire.
John Elway is seen behind him
mouthing something that looks
like, Moes a free car.
Unfortunately, this turns out
badly for Peyton as he
becomes the backup
quarterback on the Texans,
riding the bench behind their
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new, exciting QB, Johnny
Manziel.
Deciding to finish his
career with a second Super
Bowl ring, Peyton Manning
announces that he is retiring
and will become the Broncos
new quarterback coach. A
thrilled Brock Osweiler grins
until his jaw cracks in two.
Brock was the quarterback for
the broncos, but now he plays
for the Houston Texans.
When a movie is made
about this Super Bowl, it will be
a Western called, The Sheriff,
that celebrates the triumph of
the human spirit. Edward
Norton will star as Manning
and bring theaters to tears
when, at the end, he climbs
onto his arthritic donkey, says,
Well, I guess Id best be
movin on, now, and rides off
into the sunset. Slowly. It will
win Best Picture.
The panthers were the most
picked team, to win the super
bowl , the game started with a
bang late in the first quarter the
defense scored for the
broncos, by stripping Cameron
newton on the 5 yard line
DeMarcus Ware recovered the
ball, and Von Miller made the
hit, off of a blitz from the
outside 10-0 broncos lead.
Then Jonathon Stewart
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punched it in for the panthers The Denver broncos
first score 7-13.the final
touchdown was a score from
the Denver broncos to seal the
game. First cam newton was
stripped and then the broncos
got the ball on the 8 yard line,
they tried to pass it in, but the
defense was called for pass
interference, so they gave the
ball to the running back C.J
Anderson, and he pounded in,
with the help of his lineman. If
the panthers wouldve won,
there wouldve been a very
different story, and cam newton
would be considered one of the The Carolina panthers.
best quarterbacks, because he
wouldve been the only
quarterback to win a college
championship a super bowl
and a Heisman, it think he is
the best, in my opinion,
because he is tall, and fast,
and he is built like a running
back, and he plays with heart.
It doesnt matter that he didnt
dive in for that ball, he wasnt
trying to risk getting hurt and
some people may think hes a
punk, but thats ok in my book,
playing it safe in my eyes is the
best thing he couldve done.
Super bowl 50
by Izhea Barnes