The worm that wouldn't wiggle by Steve Attewell 7 From his book “That's Twice I've Laughed My Socks Of" (Find it on Amazon) XN 2 Although I am a worm, I never used to wiggle, ‘Cos when my tummy rubbed the floor, It always made me giggle, I couldn't make it half a yard, Before I had to stop, As I was laughing very hard, Exhausted, I would flop, T'd lay down on the comfy grass, Beneath a shady flower, ‘And recover from my giggle fit, Ic took me half'an hous, My mum was quite unhappy, My friends, they used to mock, Until T had a jumper made, Well, okay, more a sock,Now when I wear my wiggle sock, And slide about the floor, I do not get a tickle, On my tummy any more, fs ~ I can wiggle to the shops and back, My friends no longer scoff, ‘And when I want to giggle, T just take my jumper off. I can wiggle to the shops and back, My friends no longer scoff, And when | want to giggle, Tjust take my jumper off,