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Derick News Paper
By Derick Pagan
With
our journalist mouth agape, I was
able to get a hold of myself and ask
how and why. She says that its not
for eating, but as a face and belly
mask. Apparently, ketchup and
placenta are good for collagen and
toning of the skin. If I may say so,
that is some freaky skin regime, but if
Queen B says so, well I guess Ill have
to as well.
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In Reality TV This Week:
Traci Pollard
Roseanne Conner has been
selected to become the next
Bachelorette. When asked what
will be different about this
upcoming season, she
mentions wanting to hand out
beers instead of roses. Conner
states "I consider myself a
pretty good judge of people, Cabs are Here!
that's why I don't like most of
em." Chris Harrison has not Just In: Bob Barker is on his way to First Pump and GTL in
said much since the news Seaside Heights. The Price is Right meets Jersey Shore! Thats
broke to the air, cameramen
rights, folks- Barker has officially joined the cast of the Jersey
have mentioned that he has
been hiding out a lot more Shore alongside notoriously famous faces, Nicole Snooki
than usual. This season Polizzi-LaValle, Jennifer JWOWW Farley, Pauly D, and The
premieres Monday, May 1st at Situation AKA Michael Sorrentino. The former television game
7 pm Central time. host who once said, You can't fool television viewers with
dancing girls and flashing lights, will now be sipping the
special Ron Ron Juice, looking Fresh to Death and hitting
the household go-to move, the Fist Pump! Barker recently
Tweeted that, Age is just a number, and I couldnt be any
more excited than to start this new chapter of my life. Is this
a sign that Barker (93) is now going through a 'mid-life crisis?'
The MTV hit is scheduled to make its way onto television
screens this upcoming summer. Check back soon where I
bring you more scoop on this must-see extravagant season!
Breaking- Tensions mounting high between Chip and Joanna Gaines, from
HGTV's hit show Fixer Upper and their newest client: The Addams Family.
Storywriter/Editor-In-Chief: Adrian Duarte
Joanna is reportedly struggling to meet the unique aesthetic requirements
of her client and does not want the Addams Family mansion featured in the
next season of her show. A source close to Morticia Addams states,
"Morticia admires Joanna's drive and creativity but finds Joanna's penchant
for pastels reminiscent of a certain ex-sister-in-law that infiltrated their