Farmer Phil's community always extolled his fantastic figs.

One frightful fall though, Farmer

Phil's farmland finally finished forming fresh figs. His once arable land, which used to vouchsafe
the town plenty of figs, was now razed. Although he was very lithe in his family practices, he
could not do anything to control the long hiatus in the rain. The hiatus in the rain piqued Farmer
Phil and caused dotard effects to his mentality. Farmer Phil no longer controlled the land, the
land controlled Farmer Phil. Farmer Phil finally had to avow that he was just a fetid, and gave up
his farm. Farmer Phil lost his figs, his wife, his hair and his pride. This is all to say the Farmer
Phil was a failure.