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Well they gave me medication so I feel how I imagine people of average intelligence feel all the time
"I've noticed that very few people are scary, once they've been poked in the eye."
Columbus shot a man in the head, hung him from a pole, gutted him and set him on fire; and Columbus is
our father.
Booth: Cops get stuck, we bring in people like you. You know, squints. You know... who squint at things.
Bones: Oh, you mean people with very high IQs and basic reasoning skills?
Booth: Yeah.
Booth: Foaming? What would cause that? Too much beer? Or maybe he ate soap?
Bones: You should stop using cartoons as a scientific reference point.
Bones: Well Sweets, you've known me for two years. You should expect to be impressed by me.
Bones: (to Gordan Gordan) I can't think of anything I wouldn't do for him.
Booth: Come on, let's go. (He pulls her up out of her chair)
Bones: Wha... what? Why do I always feel like you're abducting me?
You're ordering a prostitute from my cell phone?
Nothing in this universe happens just once, nothing; infinity goes in both directions. There is no unique
event, no singular moment...
"Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, though it has nothing to do with my ass."
"This is... I want to say anomalous, but I'm going to say weird."
Bones: I figured out a long time ago how stupid you are.
Booth: Hmm...
Bones: What I just said...it's true. And yet it really sounded wrong. What I should say, is that I don't care
how stupid you are.
(Booth still confused)
Bones: That's not any better?
Booth: No.
Booth: I won't say anything about the scream if you won't say anything about the gun.
Bones: Those terms are satisfactory.