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A: An umbrella!
Q: If I have it, I dont share it. If I share it, I dont have it. What is it?
A: A Secret.
She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
There are two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?'
I tried water polo but my horse drowned.