Hello, I am Beowulf, O Great King Hrothgar!

I came all the way across the sea from afar

I was told a tale of turmoil and tragedy

That I could not even believe all this about yee

I hate to hear the heresy of Hrothgars Hall

So Im gonna destroy this demon, devil horns and all,

So why dont you get all your men to step down,

Cause finally a real warrior stepped into town

I gonna go in there and show him my meat cleaver

But, I dont need it, hes just a sleezy skeever

He cant even get close to me, not one bit

Ill rip apart his whole entire dwelling with my bare fists

Im gonna go in there and beat, HIM DOWN!

Punch him so hard hell fall, KNOCKED OUT!

I mean, how in the world would he hurt my honor, mate

I have got more power than even Gandalf the Grey

You shouldnt pick a fight with me mate, youre not hardcore

Ill slap your face all the way across the seashore

Then Ill go all the way down into the water

Just to make sure that youve gone completely under

I mean its not that much of a stretch really

I did this before on a dare from a wee laddie

I went across the whale bridge and killed all the monsters

And even then none of them could conquer

Beowulf, The Great giver of death and destruction

Ill beat you so fast itll stop your whole reproduction

I am like a mighty dragon, spitting fire and flame

Like the words coming out of my mouth in this last phrase

I am the real person you should be afraid of,

Ill push you down then shove my foot way up

So why dont you let me go ahead and get it done

Because before this even started, I had already won!