RACE

In a race, there are 3 participants who followed the race, namely rabbit,

turtle, and millipede. All race participants are getting ready at the start line, after

the referee blew fluid, all participants began to run around the field. Rabbit are

known for running, his running speed is very fast, while the tortoise behind him. As

he approached the finish line, the rabbit was very surprised to see a millipede has

been at the finish line first. Rabbit said to the millipede youre so great, its you

to the finish line first . What do you mean? I have not started running!

responsibility millipedes. Then why are you still here? asked the rabbit, do not

you see I have not finished installing all my shoes!.

By: Indria Astuti & Raudatun Nisa

Class: XI.IIA3 SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

The Blind And The Deaf

Once upon a time in a village there lived two friends named Ame
and Abe. Ame bind and Abe cant hear at all. One day they want to go to
watch a movie in a cinema,but Ame could not see and Abe could not hear,so
the went to watch both in order to help each other. Night arrived, they were
getting ready to go to cinema. At 8 pm they were off by using bicycle. At
there, they immediately bought tickets and they sit in the middle of every
crowded audience, the movie begins in a publish. Abe say friend, if there is
a funny scenes you simply patted my hand so that I can laugh. Ame
answered yes, but if there is funny scenes that you also have to pat my
shoulder Ill be laughing too. When the movie was being aired, there is a sad
scene, and when it was also there that people do not accidentally hit the
shoulder Ame, and Ame laughed with a loud voice, all eyes are on Ame,
because he himself laughing. The directly issued from the cinema because
they are very disturbing, they went home with a very shy.

Created by : Lesia Asry Fajriani &

Sopiandi
Class : XI.IIA.3
SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

MY TEACHER MY SUPERMAN

Once upon a time there a teacher. He is so friendly and

discipline. One night, the teacher have much work. So it make his time for
sleeping be a little and wake up late. Cause he wake up late, he was in a
hurry an forget to take a shower and immediately took his uniform. When he
arrived at school he did not go to the office, but directly to the classroom
where he lesson. And when he opened the classroom door, suddenly all
students laughing while see the teacher. The teacher became confused and
said in an angry tone why you all laugh, there is a funny ?. One of students
responded sorry sir,your trouser.?!. The student is not able to say more
because he laugh. Then the teacher immediately saw his trouser and
realized that he was wearing wear long trouser on the inside and panties in
pink color and Barbie picture on the outside is like a SUPERMAN.

By :1. Jamiatul Asyah & Harmi Yulianti

Class :XI.IIA.3
SMAN 1 ALAS SUMBAWA NTB (2012-2013)
 IEK AND A WOMAN

In the day IEK was walking in the street, and he saw a woman and approached
the woman to speak ! Then IEK mention his name, and its name was IEK, woman only
silent.Iin face fully question, IEK asked "whats your name? but the woman only silent,
because of the woman was only silent, at last IEK sang while saw cloud.
Break one hour suddenly the woman saw a grandfather drove bicycle but he
was forget used pants, so the woman laughed, and IEK looking mouth the woman
evident, the tooth of the woman lost two and IEK ran leaved the woman that laughed.

By : Andi Tedy Sutedy & Riski Tanata

Class : XI.IIA3
SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

WENT TO SCHOOL

Early one morning, a mother went into wake up her son.

wake up son, its time to go to school
but why mom? I dont want to go, I am so lazy
give me to reason why you dont to go
well, the kids hate me for one, and the teacher hate me, too!
oh that no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get
ready
give me two reason why I should go to school
well for one, youre 52 years old. And for another youre the
principal

By : Unknown Writer

I wanna be a pilot
 One day a cleaning service in an airplane was clean the floor of airplane.
When he worked, he imagined himself to be a pilot. Then he decided to take a rest
in a few minutes and thought about his dream to be a pilot. After that, he saw a
stewardess back to the airplane to took her bag and brought some book. She
looked very hurried until she was not conscious that one of the book was fell. After
the stewardess leaved the airplane, the cleaning service took the book and read
the book
how to drive the airplane,. Wow!! Amazing, with this book, my dreams will
become true!!!said the boy while read the title of the book. As soon as posible, he
went to airplane cockpit. Then he open the book. In the first page, he read press
the green button to fly the airplane. Then he was immediately pressed the green
button and suddenly he was surprised that the plane flew slowly. he screamed
loudly. Now he has to be at a height of 20 feet. then cheerfully he opens the
second page. there is written "to keep the airplane is at a higher altitude, you have
to press the yellow button" and he was pressing the yellow button and the plane
was flying very high. After the cleaning service feels that height was enough, he
didnt want to fly higher. then he opens the next page, there is written "to rebuild
the airplane remain at a certain height, press the blue button" he was pressing the
blue button. after that, he closed the book and put beside him and said "my dreams
can become true right now, it is time I traveled the world with this plane." three
hours later, he was bored and wanted to get back to the airport to land the plane.
Quickly, he took and opened the last page of the book, to find ways to land the
plane. He was shocked after reading the last page, there is written
"to land the plane, you can learning in the handbook part II, that is
easy to get at nearby stores. Thank you"

By : Yulia Ulfa & Retno Indriansi Faradilah

Class : XI.IA1
SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

Cruel Punishment

A fter spent his day to caught the fish at river, Yong came home with some fish
in his bucket. He walked happily while whistled along the journey.
 Suddenly, when he was almost arrived at house, he heard a commotion and
he could knew his mothers sound clearly. Soon, he removed his bucket and hurried
to saw what was happening in his house.
At house, he saw some soldiers caught his father. Yong shocked.
Father! Father! What happened? he asked.
Step aside! Your father stole an expensive painting from Mr. Chengs house.
So, he must face Mr. Cheng now! said a soldier.
After that, the soldiers brought Yongs father. Yong and his mother joined
from behind.
Finally, they arrived at Mr.Chengs luxury house and Mr. Cheng waited in
front of his house.
This is the thief, sir! said a soldier.
I am so sorry, sir! I dont know anything! said Yongs father frightened.
Silent! Soldier bring him to the prison. And tomorrow exact in the morning,
cut his hand! commanded Mr. Cheng.
Yong and his both parents shocked heard that. They tried to changed Mr.
Chengs decision, but it failed. Yong tried to thought the solution, and finally he got
an idea.
Sir, give me time until afternoon. I will bring much money to pay your
painting! If I can win the wrestle competition tomorrow, I will give the price to
you! said Yong convinced.
My son! Do you know what you said? asked his mother later. His sons
statement made her very shocked.
Oh, okey! Acceptable! replied Mr. Cheng.
In the next day, Yong woke up early after slept in five minutes since came
home from Mr. Chengs house.
And then, he walked to wrestle competition place held with fidgety heart.
After waited for long time, finally Yongs number called. Immediately, he used his
mask and came in to the arena.
He fought with all ability that he had. But, his rival too strong for a thin boy
liked him.
My father will loss his hand if I lose! said Yong before his rival took
outside his victory stroke.
Yong? replied his rival spontaneous.
Do you know me? said Yong surprised.
Without said anything, the rival took his identification sign and showed its
to the juries. Spontaneity, it made Yong and all people around them shocked.
Because it meant he lost. Yong won!
 Finally, Yong went to Mr. Chengs house with a big pocket of money in his
hand.

But, unfortunately! When Yong walked passed by the junggle, he met with a
thief. Yong panicked! The thief pursued him to the junggle inside and the poor
Yong ran as fasted as he could. But, everything were vain.
Yong just could wept, it was too late to got money again even to visited his
father.
Lastly, Yong arrived at Mr. Chengs house. In front of the gate, Yong met
his parents with the soldiers. And he could saw his father with his long arm shirt
without his palm of hands clearly.
Father! Father! I am so sorry! screamed Yong.
But, his father was kept voiceless. And his mother didnt stopped cried.
Oh, your hand! said Yong again.
Suddenly, Yongs father spread his hand and embraced his son.
Oh my son, they never cut my hand. he said.
Really? said Yong happily. What happened? he continued.

Then his father retold what happened in the last-minute. Mr.Cheng asked his
soldier to started the punishment.
Three! Two! screamed the soldier. One!
Stop! heard a sound from the gate. Apparently, that was Mr. Chengs
father.
And then, he whispered something to Mr. Cheng, and then said,
What do you think my son? You can punish him by your self
It seems interest! replied Mr. Cheng.
Yongs father stopped his story.
So, they change the punishment? asked Yong angered.
Yes, replied his father brief.
Did he cut your leg? Your digit? asked Yong worried.
His mother just could silent saw his sons behaviour while wept.
No. But, look! He pulled my front tooth! Oh, they broke my handsomeness!
replied his father while showed his teeth.
Hahaha Yong laughed.

Finally, they came home and laughed along the journey to home.
 The End

By : Olga Mahesti P
Class : XI.IA1
SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

Locked The Wind

This story of a father and his son. One day the father told his son about the
situation.
Son, the doctor said at the hospital, I can stomach upset and maybe I will not
live much longer.
So what can I do for you, dad?
I just want you to catch the wind and locked. This might be my last request.
The child just silent. Because the son very obedient and he did not want to
disappoint his father, he immediately thought of a way to catch the wind.
The boy thought and thought endlessly, because given time is not long, nearly
two day he thought, still not finding any solution.
He was in a submissive. In the submissive he remembers something. That Aladin
and the magic lamp.
Genie is not. Impossible??? said the child.
Ahaa I have a solution.
The child was immediately looking for her father to give knowing. His immediately
search the entire contents of the house, he discovered his father. Father said, Have
you manage to catch the wind and locked?
Yes dad!
Cheerfully because it found the solution, the children gave a bottle ti his father.
What is this? Where is the wind?
In a bottle, dad !
Where? I dont see anything?
Wind is not invisible, father. Open the bottle if he wanted know where the wind.
After opening the bottle, the father foul smell.
What is the smell?
Dear father, Id fart and I put in my bottle, because afraid the wind out, so I put in
a bottle with away to plug.
The father was not angry, because the child is not one explanation what so ever.

By : Juli Alfita & Dea

Guswita
Class : XI.IA1
 SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

STUPID BOY WIRYA

Be a
boy, his name is Wirya he is student in Sheila Gank Senior High School.
And in one day he accepted result of his English test and he got bad
worth. But he not completely feel regret because he appreciated his
self is not smart boy and his soul already trained with bad worth in the
test. With his confidence his walked to went home and finally he
arrived at his house. And absolute he must hid his English test from his
mother because if his mother knew he already got bad worth again
and again his mother will be angried in a long day and his never stop
speak and gave he advice and advice. But he ill-fated because his
English test inadvertent out from his bag when he put his bag in the
chair. And his mother finally saw his bad worth and said :
Mother : Why you get bad worth ??? with high-pitched
But Wirya just silenced because he didnt knew what he must
said, but his mother stay asked same question to him and in finally
Wirya answered his mother question
Wirya : because of absent mom Wirya answered with steadily
Mother : you mean you were absent on the day of the test ??
mother wondered
Wirya : no mom but my friend who sit in my near is sick, and he
not come when the test
Mother : I didnt understand with your declaration, what the
relation your worth with your friend who not came when the test
Wirya : I mean my worth bad because nothing my friend who
gave me good tough for the test, so I just answered the test with my
known
Mother : oh my god Wirya why you very stupid
Wirya : I dont know but I think stupid is my natural character

By : Wina Karina
Class : XI.IIA1
SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

Patients Death
 One
day, there was a patient went to the Doctor. A several minute later,
he outed from madicine room. He looked sad becaused he was in
cancer.
In
the next day, the man received a phone called from the Doctor.

Who is this ?. He said.
I
am the Doctor that investigate you yesterday. The Doctor said.

Whats going on ?. He continue.
I
have good news and all it once a bad news for you. The Doctor said
again
Give me the good news first, okay. He asked.

Okay, the good news is you have 24 hours to live. The Doctor said.
Oh no !,,,,if that good news, than what is the bad news. He
shocked heard that.
The bad news is,,,,,, I forget to inform you yesterday. The
doctor said.

Name : khairiah Mutia

Class : XI IIA1
SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

The King VS The Cagey Man

Long
time ago, in a village there lived a hunter man named Rocky with his dog
named Ace. He was the best hunter in his village.
One
day, Rocky and Ace went to forest for hunting. Suddenly they heard womans
shouted, help,, help,, help,,!!!.
The shouted came to them. They waited for who were would came out from
the thicket. And that was The Princess with her waitress which chased by a
hog forest. And the hog forest hazed when it looks Ace. Because that
meeting, Rocky and Princess was falling in love each other.
When
heard that news, The King very angry, and he commanded the Kingdom
Guard to called Rocky. In a few minutes Rocky came to face The King.
I gave you three request, and I certain to granted it. Provided you must
made promise to went away from my daughter. Said The King.
I very loved the Princess, but if that my Lords hoping, I would to did it
1. You must gave me assets for hunting
2. Gave Ace the foods everyday. Replied Rocky.
Just that? You still had one request. Come on, said your last request.
Offered The King.
I want you gave me ten request again. Asked Rocky.
The King was very confused and he asked ministerses opinion. And they
agree with it.
Okay, but it was the last you said like that. The King threatened.
Sure, my Lord. Said Rocky.
Rocky immediately mention nine his request. The King smiled because
Rockys request was very easy. But Rocky still had one request again.
Mention your last request!. Said The King with his arrogant.
Then Rocky advanced to The King and whispered something to him.
Suddenly The King was unconscious. All ministers was panicked.
What did you do to The King?. Asked one of ministers with angry
I just asked The King to gave his Kingdom to me, and I promise to chased
them away from my Kingdom. Explained Rocky.

Name : Fitri Handayani & Ikraman Wahyudi

Class : XI.IIA1
SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

Call me Giant
 One day Mia went to the internet cafe he intends to open a facebook
because he did not have long chats.
Yet a minute when he began chatting he suddenly got a message from a
friend the man in conversation.
Hi ... How are you? " Said the message.
Mia looks happy because he was using the English language.
" I'm fine. Who are you? " Reply Mia.
" I'm Gian. " Replied the man.
Mia getting excited for Giant name is usually used by the west. Mia thought
that his friend was an outsider. He was happy because he had long wanted to
meet at the same time have a boyfriend outside.
"I'm Mia. You must be fat? " Mia asked.
"Not. I'm mediocre "said Giant.
"The proof's your name Giant, Giant's meaning fat.
"Not. Giant was just my nickname, my friends usually call me like that.
" Me too. Mia is my nickname. "
" So, whats your complete name ?" Ask Giant.
" Sumiati. And you? "
" Sugianto."
A second later, they simultaneously directly Log Out from chat.

By : Eri Sulastri & Ratih Fadillah

Class : XI.IIA1
SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)