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Balls Back Script
Balls Back Script
By
Adam Goldberg
INT. PARTY - ADAMS APARTMENT
NARRATOR (V.O.)
What if I told you the greatest
beer pong game took place in an
intimate apartment in College Park,
Maryland on June 21st, 2016.
ADAM, 21-year-old white male, and ZACH, his mixed race
roommate, shooting a beer pong ball.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
This is the story of one student
paying out-of-state tuition at a
public university to play...BEER
PONG.
ADAM TALKING HEAD
ADAM
I never thought this would happen
to a 54 Jewish kid from the
suburbs.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Adam Benjamin Goldberg was born on
December 21, 1994.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
RUSH CHAIR
He wasnt getting a bid. Too
awkward, too small. Total Jabroni.
Beat.
RUSH CHAIR
We realized pretty quickly he was a
special talent.
Shot of Adam injecting syringe in a Natty Light can. Adam
begins to pull down his pants.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
In early 2014, he exploded onto the
competitive beer pong scene.
ADAM TALKING HEAD
ADAM
I started putting money on games.
Playing Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
Tuesday after 6, Wednesday before
4:30 lab. I NEEDED to play.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 3.
40-YEAR-OLD EXPERT
This guys form was impeccable.
Lets break it down:
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 4.
ADAM
I started putting money on games.
PLEDGE BROTHER TALKING HEAD
PLEDGE BROTHER
My friends started betting on him.
My friends friends started betting
on him. Pretty soon, the
fraternitys entire budget banked
on Adams beer pong games. It was a
sure thing.
FADE TO BLACK.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
The money was pouring in, but
it wasnt enough.
MOM TALKING HEAD
MOM
His dad left when he was a baby and
ever since George and I got
together, Adams wanted George to
be that father figure.
George presents drawing by little Adam.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
ADAM
When I got that call...
Beat. Adam tries to collect himself.
ADAM (CONTD)
I knew I had to prove to George
that I could play beer pong for a
living. I was makin $400/weekend!
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Pressure from George began to boil
over and affect his game.
Compilation of Adam missing shots.
PLEDGE BROTHER TALKING HEAD
PLEDGE BROTHER
It was a sure thing...
Beat.
PLEDGE BROTHER(CONT)
Until he started losing. Hard.
RUSH CHAIR TALKING HEAD
RUSH CHAIR
Wanna know how many dateds we had
last semester?
Rush chair makes zero with his fist.
ADAM TALKING HEAD
ADAM
I hit a real cold streak.
Adam is about to shoot. Phone buzzes. Adam receives a text
from George saying, "Hey." Adam begins to smile. Adam looks
away. Phone buzzes again. Its a picture message of George
flicking him off.
ADAM (CONTD)
Started missing easy shots,
forgetting formations. Made bitch
cup -- Every. Single. Game.
Adam implodes, throwing money in other guys faces,
hitting camera.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 6.
ADAM (CONTD)
I needed to get out of that funk. I
would just hear George whisper--
Georges head appears on the pong ball.
GEORGE
"Dont miss fuckin pussy."
NARRATOR (V.O.)
And then the Halfway-to-Hanukkah
party happened.
INT. APT - NIGHT
Apartment with Hanukkah wallpaper, menorah. Adam daps up
Zach. Begin playing.
ADAM
$1,000, who wants to play? Nobody,
huh? $5,000, any takers? Thats it,
I will bet my Fraternitys CHAPTER
HOUSE that I can beat whoever walks
in that door.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 7.
40-YEAR-OLD EXPERT
The Hampton twins have won 15
straight games dating back to
Thetas Haze the Roof party.
Two balls splash into cups. Two balls dramatically roll down
table.
ADAM TALKING HEAD
ADAM
Balls back again.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
But Adam and Zach fought back.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Jake was doing calisthenics and
Will was scratching his balls when
Adam launched a surprise attack.
ADAM TALKING HEAD
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 8.
ADAM
I bounced it.
ZACH TALKING HEAD
ZACH
He bounced it.
40-YEAR-OLD EXPERT TALKING HEAD
40-YEAR-OLD EXPERT
He bounced it. You dont see
bouncing too often in BIG10 BP.
Slow mo of the bounce.
NARRATOR
Jake and Will did not take the two
cup move lightly.
ADAM TALKING HEAD
ADAM
Jake called me
Beat. Head in hands.
ADAM (CONTD)
Fucking-pussy-table-troll-child-of-separated-parents.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
But Jake and Will responded.
ZACH TALKING HEAD
ZACH
They mustve knocked down their
next 8 shots. They got a 2-2 offset
when we were at 3-2-1.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 9.
ADAM
When they called Gentlemans and we
still had 4 cups left, I knew we
were in trouble.
ZACH TALKING HEAD
ZACH
We were praying.
INT. APT - SAME NIGHT
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Adams shot hit the rim of the cup
and rolled under the couch. What
happened next has been coined the
dirty ball trick.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 10.
ZACH
And I missed.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Adams next shot would spark a
controversy that would divide
families and cause great nations to
go to war.
ZACH TALKING HEAD
ZACH
I dont think his elbows crossed
the line.
ADAM TALKING HEAD
ADAM
Ill say it again: my bows did not
cross the line.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Bystanders weighed in on the call.
GIRL 2
There was a beer pong table?
GUY 3 (FACE BLURRED, VOICE DISTORTED)
Its really just a game, doesnt
matter.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 11.
NARRATOR
After 35 minutes of contentious
debate, the game continued.
ADAM TALKING HEAD
ADAM
We had one cup left. I took one
step back to appease those
mouth-breaking fucks and the rest
is history.
ADAM
I missed, but I dove for the ball
before it hit the ground.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
He had to now shoot behind the back
to force overtime. The future of
Adams fraternity was riding on
this very next shot.
MOM TALKING HEAD
MOM
Adam always practiced his behind
the back shot in case he was ever
in this exact situation.
INT. APT - SAME NIGHT
40-YEAR-OLD EXPERT
GREATEST. SHOT. EVER. Hold on--
Picks up phone.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 12.
40-YEAR-OLD EXPERT(CONT)
That was Buffalo Wild Wings. They
wanted overtime and THEY GOT IT.
ADAM TALKING HEAD
ADAM
That last shot.. That last shot is
when George finally believed in me.
He said, "congrats son."
GEORGE TALKING HEAD
GEORGE
I never said such a thing.
George stands up and takes off his lav mic. Zoom out: Adam
and his mom are sitting in silence.
GEORGE (CONTD)
Ill be in the car.
Fade to black. Dramatic music plays as each line fades in.