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lordgyric@yahoo.ca
Contents:
Opening Songs:
Loud Songs:
The Celt Came Back
Young Ned of the Hill
Glenwhorple (The G Song)
The Apprentices Lament
The Old Black Rum
The Night That Paddy Murphy Died
Chorus:
Toorala, Tooralay.
A rolling stone gathers no moss, so they say
Sing along, learn the words,
Its a wonderful song, but its all for the birds!
Chorus
The White Heart, The Dragon Inn, the Royal Oak as well
One thing you can be sure of it's Charlie's beer they sell
Come on all ye lucky lads at eleven o'clock she stops
Five short seconds to remember Charlie Mops
One... Two... Three... Four... Five...
(Chorus)
If you have a local pub, or similar thing be it Pennsic or wherever, feel free to substitute the names of the
bars. The ones named here were the three pubs at the ORF
Chorus
They were founded by McAdam, who of all the men was first
He resided in Glen Eden and he pipit fit tae burst
Wi' a fig-leaf for a sporran and a perfect hielan' thirst
Till he stole away the apple from Glenwhorple!
When the waters o' the deluge drookit all the whole world o'er
The chieftain of the clan y'know his name was Sean McNoah
So a muckle boat he biggit and he sneckit up the door
And he sailed away from drooned Glenwhorple!
**There was a birkie bangster; he was the ruler o'er the clan
His name it was T'Wallace and he was a fightin' man
And he went a bout the border and the southron turned and ran
From the dingin' o' the claymore in Glenwhorple!
* Many o' the clansmen went and left their heilan' homes
They loaded up on shipsabout the world to roam.
They were lookin' for a special place to call their very own
That's how Ealdormere became Glenwhorple!
* Optional new verse by Cordigan Darnot ** New verses by Hector of the Black Height
NOTE: Repeat chorus twice to end. "Slainte mhor," pronounced "slan-jah / v-oar," means "great
health."
CHORUS:
This is a great song to the tune of The Wild Rover written by Master Hector of the Black
Heights.
For those of you who know of him, enough said. For those of you who dontwell, enjoy
anyways.
[Chorus:]
[Chorus]
[Chorus 2x]
Oh the night that Paddy Murphy died, is a night I'll never forget
Some of the boys got loaded drunk, and they ain't got sober yet;
As long as a bottle was passed around every man was feelin' gay
O'Leary came with the bagpipes, some music for to play
Chorus:
That's how they showed their respect for Paddy Murphy
That's how they showed their honour and their pride;
They said it was a sin and shame and they winked at one another
And every drink in the place was full the night Pat Murphy died
Chorus
Chorus
Chorus
Oh the night that Paddy Murphy died, is a night I'll never forget
Some of the boys got loaded drunk and they ain't been sober yet;
As long as a bottle was passed around every man was feelin' gay
O'Leary came with the bagpipes, some music for to play
Chorus
DO VIRGINS TASTE BETTER? DRAGON'S RETORT
(Also known as - An Old Clich Revisited) (C) 1985 by Claire Stephens
-R. Farran (Tune: "Irish Washerwoman")
(Tune: "The Irish Washerwoman")
Well, now I am a dragon please listen to me
For I'm misunderstood to a dreadful degree
A dragon has come to our village today. This ecology needs me, and I know my place,
We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away. But I'm fighting extinction with all of my race
Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a
deal. But I came to this village to better my health
No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal. Which is shockingly poor despite all my wealth
But I get no assistance and no sympathy,
Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch. Just impertinent questioning shouted at me.
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch.
Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect.
But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect. CHORUS: Yes, virgins taste better than those who are
not
CHORUS: Do virgins taste better than those who are But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
not? For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what? Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not
Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the
spot? Now we worms are deep thinkers, at science we shine
Do virgins taste better than those who are not? And our world's complicated with every new line
We must quit all the things that we've done since the
Now we'd like to be shed of you, and many have tried. flood
But no one can get thru your thick scaly hide. Like lying on gold couches that poison our blood
We hope that some day, some brave knight will come
by. Well I'm really quite good almost all of the year
'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly. Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear
But a birthday needs sweets I'm sure you'll agree
Now you have such good taste in your women for And barbecued wench tastes like candy to me
sure,
They always are pretty, they always are pure. CHORUS
But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch,
For your favorite entree is barbecued wench. As it happens our interests are almost the same
For I'm really quite skillful at managing game
CHORUS If I messed with your men would your excess decline?
Of course not, the rest would just make better time
Now we've found a solution, it works out so neat,
If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat. But the number of babies a woman can bear
No more will our number ever grow small, Has a limit and that's why my pruning's done there
We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all! Yet an orphan's a sad sight, and so when I munch
I'm careful to take out only virgins for lunch.
CHORUS
CHORUS
Seven Nights Drunk
Traditional
There are other verses. During the Bawdic Circle last year, we discovered enough to get
to 9 or 10 days drunk, but for the purposes of the song Ive only included 7 days.
The Scotsman
Lyrics & Music: Bryan Bowers
Last 2 verses by Seamus O'Kennedy
Now around that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
And one said to the other with a twinkle in her eye.
"See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built?
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt."
Ring ding diddle iddle i dee o, ring di diddle di o
"I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt."
They marveled for a moment then one said "We must be gone.
Lets leave a present for our friend before we move along.
"For a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bonny star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.
Ring ding diddle iddle i dee o, ring di diddle di o
Around the bonny star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.
The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled for the trees.
And behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees.
And in a startled voice he cries to what's before his eyes
"Ach, lad I don't know where ya' been, but I see ya' won first prize!"
Ring ding diddle iddle i dee o, ring di diddle di o
"Ach, lad I don't know where ya' been, but I see ya' won first prize!"
Our Scottish friend, still clad in kilt continued down the street.
And he hadn't gone a mile before a girl he chanced to meet
She said "I heard what's under there, tell me is it so?"
He said "Just slip your hand up miss if you'd really like to know."
Ring ding diddle iddle i dee o, ring di diddle di o
He said "Just slip your hand up miss if you'd really like to know."
She slipped her hand up under his kilt and much to her surprise
The Scotsman smiled and a very strange look came into his eyes.
She said "Oh, Sir, that's gruesome!" and then she heard him roar
"If you slip your hand up once again you'll find it's grew some more!"
Ring ding diddle iddle i dee o, ring di diddle di o
"If you slip your hand up once again you'll find it grew some mo
I know everyone knows this, or at least they SHOULD. I included it so you would have all the words,
including the extra 2 verses not always widely known.
Loch Lomond
By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie T'was there that we parted in yon shady
braes, glen,
Where the sun shines bright on Loch On the steep steep side o' Ben Lomond,
Lomond, Where in deep purple hue, the Hieland
Where me and my true love were ever hills we view,
won't to gae And the moon coming out in the
On the bonnie bonnie banks o' Loch gloaming.
Lomond
Chorus
Chorus:
The wee birdies sing, and the wild
O' ye'll take the high road and I'll flowers spring,
take the low road, And in sunshine the waters are sleeping,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye; But the broken heart will never know
But me and my true love will never second spring again,
meet again, Though the woeful may cease for their
On the bonnie bonnie banks o' Loch greeting
Lomond.
Chorus
Ive included these two songs for a reason. No matter how fun and raucous a circle might
be, it always must end. And somehow, even I cant seem to find a better way to end a
circle than with one or both of these two songs. They hold a special place in my heart
and my repertoire due to my time at the Renn Faire.