So youve come to hear the story

Bout the time I got so strong

That time I swam the oceans

And found a whale so long

It arched its back its calf came in

To suckle on the teat

Till I barged in and knocked it back

And drank a something sweet

Oh Oh Oh Oh that time I milked a whale

Oh Yo Oh Yo that time I milked a whale!

I guess your thinking gosh your nuts!

But Ill shove you in a box

Cause there aint that many elves like me

That are stronger then an ox

But you see the whales milk made me strong

Even stronger then I am

So now not only wargs fear me

But giants of the land.

Oh Oh Oh Oh that time I milked a whale

Oh Yo Oh Yo that time I milked a whale!

So now Im world renowned

As the strongest elf there was

I started as a warg crusher

And found myself a bar

I opened it to adventerers and those that need a rest

And those that need a bony wench!

Or a tankard of my best!

Oh Oh Oh Oh that time I milked a whale!

Oh Yo Oh Yo that time I milked a whaaaalleeee!