Haikus of The New York Times

Accessed Monday 24th July 2017

Discovered at http://www.evolvinginfluence.co.uk/2015/02/
algorithmic-poetry/

A roller coaster
by the ocean is always
a delightful thing.
48 notesJuly 7, 2017The 6 Roller Coasters to Ride This Summer

It's important to
me that she hear not just books
about princesses."
44 notesJune 30, 2017Childrens Primers Court the Littlest Radicals

"I can't get modern

music to enter either
my head or my heart!"
29 notesJune 27, 2017A Life of Toscanini, Maestro With Passion and
Principles

The rainy night we

looked for my lost tooth under
a pile of wet leaves.
35 notesJune 23, 2017The Friendships That Hold Us Safely in Their
Keep

Life is pitiless
and strange; only simpletons
look for neat meanings.
67 notesJune 22, 2017Sex, Drugs and Marxism in Class

We're going to start

winning again, believe me.
We're going to win.
26 notesJune 20, 2017Tired of Winning? You Should Be

She once adopted

a dog from a guy she met
in a parking lot.
33 notesJune 16, 2017Dont Fall in Love With Me, She Said. He
Wouldnt Listen.

But then, as night fell,

more and more people came to
try the pastrami.
44 notesJune 13, 2017Persuading Italians to Hold the Prosciutto and
Pass the Pastrami

I thought of it as
I disembarked in Phoenix,
yogurt on my pants.
21 notesJune 9, 2017Paying a Price for 8 Days of Flying in America

Showers are likely

this morning and the sky could
be drippy all day.
44 notesJune 6, 2017New York Today: Advice for Summer Interns

Cold water doesn't

but still gets the full range of
mouthfeel and sweetness.
24 notesJune 5, 2017How Cold Brew Changed the Coffee Business

My superpower
is balancing the most stuff
on a bathroom sink.
33 notesJune 2, 2017Making a Marriage Magically Tidy

This is the time to

take full advantage of their
youthful attractions.
32 notesJune 1, 2017A Cheesy, Oniony Gratin That Brings a Family
Together

But thinking good and

happy thoughts may or not mean
that much in the end.
51 notesJune 1, 2017Penguins Three Goals Early in Third Period Down
Predators

Nostalgia helps bring

your psychological state
back into balance.
60 notesMay 25, 2017Take a Walk Down Memory Lane. It Can Be Healthy.

"As soon as you step

out of the norm," people "feel
the need to comment."
64 notesMay 24, 2017For a Young Bride, Joy and Judgment

Coming out to my
husband was the hardest thing
I have ever done.
17 notesMay 18, 2017We Choose Each Other Over and Over Because We
Want to: Readers Share Their Open-Marriage Stories

In this way, all the

problems of this world become
almost ironic.
22 notesMay 16, 2017The 10 Best Things We Saw at the Venice Biennale

Because no matter
what else we believe, there is
birth and love and joy.
71 notesMay 15, 2017Sheryl Sandberg and Elizabeth Alexander on Love,
Loss and What Comes Next

Turns out being an

autocrat has its downside:
Their friends disappear.
32 notesMay 12, 2017Bookshelf: Clothes Get Kids Acting Out

There are gods, and then

there are gods who consume you
with their vaginas.
116 notesMay 12, 2017Who Is Everyone in American Gods?: An
Explainer

"It's kind of sad that

politics has come to this,"
he began again.
31 notesMay 11, 2017Midwestern Manners a Memory at One Iowa
Republicans Town Halls

There is a downside
to the upside of being
an influencer.
28 notesMay 10, 2017The Rise and (Maybe) Fall of Influencers

There will never be

another president this
good for comedy.
32 notesMay 10, 2017Trevor Noah Isnt Buying Trumps Reason for
Firing James Comey

Classical music
played above the swish of the
self-flushing toilets.
55 notesMay 9, 2017New York Today: Toilets Fit for High Society

It's all in the build,

and when that becomes tired,
the show gets canceled.
25 notesMay 5, 2017My So-Called (Instagram) Life

Being able to
take off on your bicycle
with your mates all day.
31 notesMay 4, 2017What Does Darwin Mean to You?

Here, she explains how

she realized her vision
for "The Handmaid's Tale."
16 notesMay 3, 2017Reed Morano on Directing the First Three Episodes
of The Handmaids Tale

Her clothes can have a

sly wit, but they can also
flirt with the absurd.
49 notesMay 2, 2017Rei Kawakubo, the Nearly Silent Oracle of Fashion

He told students to
get their diplomas and shared
his dream of escape.
53 notesJune 30, 2016For Baltimore, Rappers Killing Has a Sickening
Echo of Freddie Gray

He also found the

composition and color
"very relaxing."
25 notesJune 30, 2016Art by Jan Brady? Wally Cleaver? Lando
Calrissian? See It Off Broadway

Almost all the ros

sold each summer is from the
most recent vintage.
21 notesJune 30, 2016Theres More to Ros Than You May Think

But they did not see

any Trump Home mirrors or
lotion dispensers.
30 notesDecember 10, 2015Donald Trump Loses Luster When Words Reach
the Middle East

They were whispering,

"We want to send you home in
a full-body cast."
77 notesDecember 10, 2015Like Riding a Bike? A Former Skier Returns
to the Slopes

Surely that shower

couldn't have been going since
yesterday morning.
102 notesJune 19, 2015The Shower in the Naked City

"Nobody ordered
poutine for the first week it
was on the menu."
83 notesJune 19, 2015A Survey Finds Montana a Hotbed of
Entrepreneurship

He had not kept up

with the Kardashians and did
not know who they were.
479 notesJune 18, 2015Golfs Golden Dropout

None of them have done

spectacularly well the
second time around.
55 notesJune 18, 2015In Return to Twitter, Jack Dorsey Aims to
Follow Path of Steve Jobs

It was too late to

change some things, like Kat's tenor
voice and facial hair.
45 notesJune 17, 2015The New Girl in School: Transgender Surgery at
18

Hundreds of millions
did not die of starvation
in the '70s.
66 notesJune 2, 2015The Unrealized Horrors of Population Explosion

So now for a look

over the transom of the
transom-peeper's house.
35 notesJune 1, 2015A Peep Inside the Former Home of Walter
Winchell, Americas Top Transom Peeper

The auctioneers are

addressed as "master," though they
call themselves "hammers."
41 notesJune 1, 2015French Auction House Trades Haughty for Hip

Still, the horse business

is not as profitable
as the wine business.
160 notesMay 1, 2015Carpe Diem Owner Prioritizing Roses Over Reds

Talk about reaching

back in time for a club to
whack Hillary with.
42 notesMay 1, 2015Times Reporters Analyze Bernie Sanderss
Presidential Campaign Remarks

"The world can decide

where on that curve they want the
future Earth to be."
124 notesApril 30, 2015New Estimates for Extinctions Global Warming
Could Cause

She was allergic

to the arbitrary and
the exorbitant.
330 notesApril 23, 2015Colm Toibin on Elizabeth Bishop: A Different
Kind of Literary Tango

You have to let a

routine get dull before it
needs shaking up, right?
122 notesApril 23, 2015Defending the Family Routine

How we grieve alone

tells us something about who
we are together.
358 notesApril 22, 2015The Light of the World, by Elizabeth
Alexander
The quest for the pure
original zero may
well be a lost cause.
108 notesApril 22, 2015Finding Zero: A Long Journey for Naught