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INSIDE THE ISSUE
MEMES IN 2017
PAGE 6 TRACKING THIS YEARS INCREASE IN
TERRIBLE MEMES TO ITS ROOTS
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FACEBOOK:
A VIABLE MEME RESOURCE
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JOURNALS OF A SOCIAL
MEDIA INTERN
A SECRET VIEW INSIDE THE MIND OF THE
OVER-LOOKED
PAGE 12
MONTH IN REVIEW
PREQUEL MEMES, CLUB PENGUIN, AND MORE!
PAGE 16
RE-INCORPORATING
NORMIES
AN UNDERUTILIZED MARKET
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PEDOMEME CONTROVERSY
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I n t h e
i n n i n g
B e g I N C R E A SE
SYE AR OTS .
T H I S S R O
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February 2017.
no one to promote the more niche memes, It is important to keep political memes
the successors will never come. This under around, since theyre huge cash cows. But if
undermines one of the core principles of they are less about the joke and more about
how the meme market works, how the cycle
p u bli c
continues: a small concept emerges, that
e i n g
small concepts gets big, the big concept dies, Me m is a
and another small concept gets big to take its f igure s u s ine s s
place. Unfortunately, those gaps have to be
a n g e r ou s b
filled by normie-produced memes, like Cash d
Me Outside. Normies keeps Meme Street
running by helping inflate the popularity of an agenda, they become a toxic poison that
memes, but memes that flow into the market slowly cripples the economy. As with all
from normie-run factories are often terrible, things, use moderation. Concentrated toxicity
parasitic memes that steal the spotlight from in general is a risky move. If a meme is truly
others. The small memes are suppressed and toxic, it usually doesnt get past the specific
eventually die down, taking wasted potential individuals who seek out toxic content. They
dont really get big and they arent profitable.
The meme community, especially the Meme to double unironic - ultimately, we cannot
Economy subreddit, recommends selling rely on mainstream or commercialized
shares as soon as their invested memes memes to represent Facebooks rich meme
appear on Facebook. A search of the keyword community. The diverse pages not only have
facebook in the subreddit displays repeated original content, but also share content from
posts with words like sell, low, decline, other platforms investors may have not seen
etc. Often, it appears that investors do not before. Associating Facebook with meme
actively use Facebook for meme hunting; devaluation and decline can dissuade people
rather, they use Facebook as a red flag to from exploring the lively market beneath the
divest. stereotypes and negative connotations. It is
only our duty as a wider community to not
However, Facebook is a gigantic platform necessarily like or invest in, but respect each
with millions of users, some of which are realm of meme. We are living in the greatest
dedicated meme farmers and curators. age of memes, let us not waste any potential.
By disregarding the entire platform with
negative connotations to it, we also disregard
a large body of the underground, independent
meme workers. Such pages range from fringe
doggo memes to ____ memes for ___
teens, and while not all produce top shelf
material, these Facebook-based creators and
curators constantly and consistently push
the boundaries of the known meme world.
Individuals and communities throughout
the site are challenging us to find the true
hidden gems that lie among the thousands
of memes out there. Experienced investors
and seasoned meme veterans understand
how to diversify their portfolios over multiple
platforms and media, not just a handful of
niche twitter communities or subreddits.
There are literally hundreds and hundreds of
meme pages varying from normie to ironic
Literally a piece of glass.
Sharp looks, fragile design, dead inside.
THE NATIONS LEADING INTERNET TRENDS JOURNAL 9
Drama-bombs were the daily life of the His crack team of COPS, Content Oinkers
YouTube communities after the start and Patrol Secretly with Ian leading the way
Tanas air force were quicker on the draw. found documents undermining Tanas
THE NATIONS LEADING INTERNET TRENDS JOURNAL 10
position. Inside the documents were old unimportant and any use of hate words is
files showing Tana covering up her use of intolerable. The rallying call against his
slurs; a fact that would blow apart her war non-PC attitudes gave a moral high ground
effort. Eventually, meeting her at a press to Tana. Now this is where her first fault
conference iDubbbz had his hand around arose, as Tana had engaged in non-PC
her in a polite embrace and right before phrases in her past, specifically the use of
the camera f lashed he uttered the word racial slurs.
that she had previously used herself. As
predicted by iDubbbz she was terrified
leaving the venue with security pursuing
PEW DIEPIE
iDubbbz out. With his return a success, the
IS A NA ZI
propaganda piece was loved by many and
the war had settled down to small fanatical
border skirmishes.
The irony being that her moral claim
Now the main issue that was at the stemmed from iDubbbz and his fans use
center of this war a problem in regards to of the word to the point it lost meaning.
context. In an iDubbbz video, he showed By removing context any action related to
Tana telling her followers that context was hate, even parody or humor becomes
THE NATIONS LEADING INTERNET TRENDS JOURNAL 11
When I sat down in the interview the manager a night of memeing, so I grabbed the Mountain Dew
started by saying We were really impressed with and mumbled, Fuck it, its diet.
your resume. We have been struggling to reach an
audience on social media, and we are looking to hire I got to work a few minutes early on accident. I didnt
a social media manager. realize how long it took to drive to work, that just
meant there was more time to sleep in the next day.
I almost laughed. I remained composed as he contin- My boss was super impressed I was there so early.
ued We would like to hire you part-time to handle He always got to work 15 minutes early. In his mind,
our social media. Your resume says you have expe- he isnt gonna ask his staff to do something he isnt
rience with graphic design, which would be part of willing to do. That was cool and all, but I remember
your role. We need someone to come up with graph- thinking If he jumps off a bridge or drinks suspi-
ics for our weekly newsletter, website, and advertise- cious Kool-aid, quit on the spot.
ments so your experience using Gimp photo editor
should be a big asset. Being a part-time employee, there wasnt a desk for
me. They had an old Windows PC running on a tiny
Holy shit. This guy was clueless as to how little I folding table in the corner of the lobby with a wood-
actually knew. Sure, I knew some stuff from manag- en stool to sit on. I didnt mind the stool or the table,
ing a facebook page, but I was going to be a graphic but that damn PC became the bane of my existence.
designer now? Unfortunately for me, I didnt realize It was slow, loud, and cream colored with gray. It
what I was getting myself into. I was pulling the best reminded me of my grandmother, so I named it
prank of all time: I put a joke on my resume and got Geraldine. Everyone in the room was waiting for this
a job. Didnt matter that I was in over my head. I just one to die as well.
figured Id wing it.
even checked Notepad to see what the recent files deal for Red Bull sign greeted me at the door, and
I knew what needed to happen. I drank one imme-
diately as I clocked in and sat back down to work. I
were. No luck. I went into my bosss office and told was wired, felt like I could accomplish anything. I
him I couldnt find it on her computer. He walked to made a company Facebook page, added myself as ad-
the door and said: Brian I can see it from here min of course, and got to work customizing it. This
company was a paving company. They paved side-
I looked over his shoulder confused but sure enough, walks, parking lots, building foundations, etc. Out of
right on top of the monitor was a pink sticky note. I the window next to me was a huge pile of gravel and
was extremely embarrassed as I sulked across the pebbles used for paving roads. So you bet your ass
room and retrieved the login credentials. I typed in the entire Facebook page was filled with rock puns.
the facebook login and was logged into my bosss ac-
count. I was confused but looked for the companys
page so I could add myself as an admin. There wasnt
a page yet. What the hell was I supposed to manage?
A few minutes of browsing my bosss facebook and I So you bet your ass the
realized that was the social media for this company.
He made posts about his business and responded to
entire Facebook page was
Messages from customers. He even had a hashtag filled with rock puns.
he tried to start. #whatashittyhashtag is what Ill
call it. The the last time he got a like on a post was 2
months ago, and it was his mom. I finally saw what
this guys problem was: He literally had no clue what I downloaded gimp and added a pile of rocks as the
he was doing. Good thing his saviour was sitting in banner. Geodude zoomed in on the face was the
the lobby on a rickety wooden stool. profile picture. I added the address and the website
URL to the description and leaned back in satisfac-
tion. Note to self: dont lean back on rickety wooden
stools. When I got up from the floor I sat down and
realized I had built a new world, but it was empty. I
Good thing his saviour was made a new post Hello World and started inviting
sitting in the lobby on a everyone on my bosss friends list to like the page.
He was out on site so I figured Id tell him the next
rickety wooden stool. day that our new page got 10 likes in the last hour of
the day before I left. I thought I was really getting
the hang of this thing.
By the time I had finished reading his messages and Day 2 of internship- I Wasnt
last few months of posts, it was lunch time. I ate my
sandwich, but I didnt have anything to drink. How Make sure to look out for this entry in next months
am I supposed to get early onset diabetes with only Meme Insider Magazine.
one soda a day? Thankfully, there was a gas station
on the corner near the company, so I just walked
up the street to see what I could drink. A two for $5
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A MONTH IN REVEIW
PREQUEL MEMES, CLUB PENGUIN, AND MORE!
/u/CartoonWarp. February 2017.
Desman has been a wartime investigative wear, except he had a bandoleer full of brews
journalist for the past 4 years, graduating strung across his chest. He smelt like Axe body
with a Masters of Journalism (Hons) from the spray.
prestigious Panama Drive-Thru University. He
appears on contract for Meme Insider. The back of my head throbbed from where
the rifle butt had struck me I was probably
Continued from Meme Insider January Issue concussed. Please, I have to get back home. Let
me go.
Thats not how you bang a chick, bruh.
The second one was tightening the straps on my
Of course it is! Works every time! arms, This is your new home now, brah! He
wore boat shoes, a toga, and snapback cap.
Nah man, youve got to be real subtle about it.
You cant just walk up to her and say, hey bb, u I looked around the room was dim, but my
want sum fuk? It wont work. eyes had adjusted to the gloom. I was sitting on
a wooden chair. To my right was a small table
Alright brosef, how do you do it? with a variety of instruments; there were pliers,
jumper cables, car batteries, a mallet, and a
My head split with every word fumbling out bucket of water. Things were not looking good.
from the people next to me. I groaned, the pain
was immense, What happened? I managed. Toga looked up at his instructor, Anyway, where
were we? Ah yeah! So how do you score then,
Shit! Look whos awake! The first man japed. I smartass?
peeled one eye open, getting a brief look at him; Axe made his way to the table, letting a few
he wore something an unkempt shepherd would sparks fly with the jumper cables, Its simple
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bro chicks dig subtlety. First, you walk up to unpleasant than it already is? He gestured
her and ask her what she does for a living. He towards the table.
tested the pliers next, making sure they could
grip my fingernails, Then when she tells you, I couldnt think through the pain, What is it you
youre supposed to look disappointed. Really want? I dont know anything!
disappointed.
He moved towards the pliers, Lets start with
Toga was enthralled, Okay, what next? He how you found out about the Kenbonium.
tightened the straps on my other arm.
Silence. McAbdulface pinched my thumbnail
Then when she asks you Whats wrong?, youre with the pliers and gave a sharp, warning tug.
supposed to say, Oh I was hoping you were an
archaeologist. Ah! Shit, okay! This man called Rustlov told us.
I dont know who he is some General maybe.
I tried to roll my eyes, but the pain was too
intense. Toga hung on every word, Uh-huhh. McAbdulface smiled, Ahhh! Now this is
podracing! Rustlov sent you?
At this point, this chick has to ask why
they always need to know! Axe paused to I nodded.
build suspense, When they ask why, you
say, Because I have a large bone that needs Rostlov. What a pain in my asshole that man
examining! He moved the pliers towards his is! Of course, thats not his real name, you know
crotch, thrusting into the air. that, right? My silence suggested I did not.
Rustlov, also known as Lenny Rustlestein when
Toga erupted into laughter, his world would hes day trading and Dr Jim Rustles for when
forever be rocked by this revelation in seduction. hes back home. He stared down at me, floating
in and out of consciousness, What else did he
McAbdulface barged into the already cramped tell you? Did he send you so that he can play the
room, Not enough work for you idiots!? meme market at our expense?
The two straightened up suddenly, No sir! I McAbdulface slapped my cheek, keeping me
mean, yes sir! one of them answered back. awake.
He made his way around the chair, facing me I dont know how else to phrase it; I dont know
and took off his Venetian sunglasses, Is our anything else.
guest ready?
McAbdulface paused for a moment, assessing
Toga checked the straps one last time, Yes, sir! his torture options. Should we try the car
battery next? I didnt answer, Or maybe some
McAbdulface grabbed my chin, turning my waterboarding? He paused, looking at the men,
head to examine the wound. Are you going to Prepare the Ludovico machine! They jumped
cooperate, or will we need to make this more into action. Axe held my head in place, while
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Toga placed a neck brace on me, to keep me still. into his ears. The lights were turned off, the
One of them came towards me, with some kind projector started whirring it seemed like they
of sadistic helmet, complete with surgical hooks, had left the room, leaving me in this torture
wires and braces. The other tried to pry my device to watch whatever was about to be played.
eyelids open for the hooks.
Suddenly the film started, accompanied with
I struggled violently, Fuck off! I told you various grating sounds designed to wear away
everything! I began to wish for the pliers. my resistance mainly air horns and gunshots.
Images of cancerous memes from me_irl dotted
The men held my head still whilst carefully the screen, I gasped at how monumentally
opening my eyelids with the instrument, Its fucking low quality they were, Oh God No!
just a prank bro! Its just a prank! No! I yelled.
I finally ceased struggling
there was no fighting the A stock image of a chair
hooks. I looked towards and a caption appeared,
McAbdulface, my eyes This is the chair of
pried open, whilst he unending comfort,
fiddled with a Klan upvote in 2.345354321
robe the compound seconds or be forever
had laying around. uncomfortable. I
He took it apart screamed unashamedly
carefully, turning how could someone
it into a makeshift be subjecting me to this?
projector screen. One Another meme popped
of the men wheeled up, this time a picture
in the projector, the from a biology textbook that
other filled a syringe and showed the process of a person
injected me with some mystery taking air into his lungs, it read
drug most likely some dangerous LMAAOO LIKE IF YOUVE DONE
cocktail of 6 whole marijuanas, and purified THIS. Another, just shitpost after shitpost of
self-loathing. the same picture plastered on the front page of
me_irl. My eyes started to bleed from the visual
I started to lose my grip on reality the walls AIDS I was witnessing. I lost track of all time,
sighed and moved along with the pace of my with the seconds blending into minutes and
shallow breathing. Eye drops were placed in hours. If I was to ever escape this hell on earth
my eyes, and I was directed by one of the bros that was me_irl, Im not sure if Id ever be the
to look forward at McAbdulface. Youre going same.
to tell us everything you know! McAbdulface
barked, Even if we have to break your mind in At some point the power had cut off the gentle
the process! I saw him rolling little earplugs whirring of projector ceased, and I was left alone
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with the images I had witnessed burned into I pointed out a pompous looking man, he had
my retinas. I wondered what had happened. a grandiose moustache, military uniform, and
Suddenly sounds of gunfire rang through the walking cane. Jason laughed and nodded subtly
compounds hallways; an organised team were towards an older lady she wore an expensive
making their way closer to where I was, shooting gown; her silver hair was up in an ornate bun.
briefly, then advancing. The door had burst open She had a pair of spectacles on an elaborately
and I was unshackled from the monstrosity. unpractical rod that she held up to her face when
Who are you? I whispered, as the men helped reading. By our fifth drink we had made up
me up. stories for most of the passengers on the train:
the grimy engineers who shovelled shitposts into
Shh bby, is ok one replied, Weve been sent by the boiler to fuel the train; the aging man in a
your boss youre going home. Magistrates gown; and the young nanny who
cared for someones unruly children.
With my last jot of energy I had smiled weakly;
my eyes slowly shut, almost of their volition. What a zoo! a man standing by the bar had
said.
The next day
We looked up, startled by the fact that we were
Jason and I had finally made it to the station, being watched ourselves. The man wore a smart
our time in this hellhole would soon be over. burgundy lounge suit, and had a boater hat in
When we stepped onto the platform, we his hand.
were greeted with a most welcoming sight;
a powerful steam locomotive, complete with Sorry, we missed what you said. Jason lied.
all the carriages you would expect for our I said what a zoo! The man pointed at all the
transcontinental voyage home. The body of the people walking by, suggesting that he found
train was elaborately gilded, its red enamelled it funny too. He extended a hand, Johnathan
paint shone brilliantly in the sun. A sign on the Normanhurst, pleased to meet you. We shook
train schedule read THE GRAND MAYMAY his hand and introduced ourselves.
EXPRESS Memeopolis, transit through
Lazytown. My journalistic instincts kicked in, So John, do
you have any idea who any of these people are?
I turned towards Jason, taking a deep breath, I
think well be alright! Were finally going home! The man chuckled softly and took a sip of his
He nodded in agreement. drink, Yeah, theyre regulars on the Maymay
Express. We must have seemed confused,
Once on-board, we made our way to our since he clarified, Theyre always on their
cabin a modest bunk attached to the first- way somewhere, but they basically live on
class carriage. We continued on, acquainting the train. He pointed towards the older lady,
ourselves with the lounge car, the dining hall, Thats Nichelle Featherbottom, the Duchess of
and the recreation car. We got a drink at the Deepfriedmemes
bar, and decided to do some people-watching.
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Jason faked knowing who she was, Ohhhhhhh, Autisme? Jason asked.
yeah, I see it now.
She shrugged, Hes French, I think? Rumour
John smiled, Its a very small Duchy, youve has it that he just came back from advising
probably never heard of it. He continued, That the French President on the flotilla of Italian
man is Magistrate Spez. Hes just finished his warships off of the French coast.
secondment at The_Donald people say he
hasnt been the same since spending months in What happened? Jason continued.
that ass-end of nowhere.
Jane held back more laughter, Turns out it was
Rectum? I added. just a shipment of frozen pizzas that had fallen
into the sea!
Damn near killed em! John smiled and waved
over a young woman, This is my twin sister, I pointed towards the nanny, wrestling away a
Jane! heavy rolling pin from one of the misbehaving
children, Whos that?
Jane smiled politely, and waved, Its nice to
meet you! I hope my brother isnt boring you! The twins looked perplexed. Well were not
sure, actually. John answered.
We laughed and explained what we were doing.
Yes, Ive never seen her before. How odd. Jane
Ahh! How positively mean-spirited! she added.
laughed along and pointed at the military man,
measuring how many palm lengths the carriage I wasnt sure if it was the drinks, or the setting
was, Thats Gnral Autisme. we were in, but I felt inspired to join in on the
ludicrousness of our surroundings, Well no
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matter! Let us finish our refreshments, and then cloth off of the body, the witnesses recoiled in
sup in the dining car! I had said. disgust the victim was Professor Whomst, his
eyes were still open in horror.
We all laughed gaily, and continued our night
elsewhere. It didnt take long for Jason and I to Who could have done this! a passenger had
lose track of the time, My goodness, Jason had yelled.
said, its almost a quarter to three! We should
probably retire for the night. Get the Conductor! another added.
The Normanhurst twins sighed in Looking at the meme was difficult the body
disappointment, but agreed that we would have had been bruised heavily. I unbuttoned his collar
plenty of time on the trip to catch up, and do this slightly to reveal that the bruises had extended
all again. We made our way to our beds, heads all over his now blue body; his arms, legs and
swimming from the drinks; a strange bed had chest were all covered in small marks. What is
never felt so cosy. I shut my eyes and drifted this? I gasped.
asleep.
A doctor who had been travelling on board
stepped up to take a closer look at Professor
Sometime later Whomst. Hmmm he ruminated, It looks
like blunt-force trauma the man had been
A shrill whistle had lurched me out of my beaten to death with something.
slumber the train had ground to a rapid halt,
throwing Jason off of the top bunk. Ah! Shit! Whispers rippled through the crowd. The
What happened, did we hit something? Normanhurst twins had pushed through
the crowd to get a closer look. Desman!
Im not sure. Whats happened? Jane had asked, holding a
handkerchief to her face. I explained all I knew,
The whistle sounded again we could hear it which wasnt much.
getting closer to us, Everyone get up! There has
been a murder! Get up! Jason took a few quick photos with his camera,
before the conductor had rushed up to stop
I turned on a lamp, and looked at Jason, Get him, Thats enough! Have some respect! he
the camera! We rushed out in our robes, trying snapped. Did anyone see what happened?
to locate the epicentre of the drama; the crowds
had begun to form in the recreation cart. More whispers came from the crowd. John
stepped up, Well, I did see something unusual,
Once we had pushed through, we were sir. The General was having an argument with
confronted with a most gruesome sight; him earlier in the night, when the four of us
someone had killed a meme passenger in cold were having dinner.
blood. I approached, slowly pulling the white
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The Conductor clicked his fingers, and addressed longer, his eyes lighting up, Oh! Before he
one of the staff, Summon the General! disappeared from sight, he had bumped into one
of your engineers! He grabbed the man by the
Within moments, Gnral Autisme hobbled collar and shoved him, causing the man to drop
over on his cane, only partially dressed in his his shovel!
uniform. What is the meaning of this? he
boomed. I had placed my hands into my robe, seeking to
warm them up, but found a strange surprise in
The Conductor began the questioning, General, one of the pockets; a detectives pipe, complete
there have been reports of you arguing with the with a liquid to make bubbles with! I pulled it
Professor just before his death. Do you wish to out of my pocket and blew a few contemplative
enlighten us on this? bubbles, What did this man look like, sir?
The General, flustered and embarrassed at all He was the rough looking sort he had a rather
the attention, managed to sputter out a few large scar on his left cheek.
words, Thats preposterous! Surely youre not
suggesting I had something to do with this The Conductor looked up from the body in
whole sordid affair? surprise, What? A scar? Thats Edgerson youre
describing. Surely it wasnt Edgerson that killed
John walked up to the man, eying his cane, the meme?
Well, that thing could pack a mighty wallop,
Im sure. Maybe enough to leave all these little Magistrate Spez shrugged apologetically, Well
bruises? we should question him, to be sure.
How dare you! I can barely stand without it, The General spoke again, Ive realised we have
let alone muster up the strength to beat a man stopped the train. We mustnt let the real killer
senseless! get away; you should give the signal to go ahead,
at least until we get to the bottom of this.
Magistrate Spez stepped in, Alright, alright
theres no need to get upset. Were just trying to The Conductor nodded in agreement, and called
get to the bottom of this, Old Bean. Would you for the engineer. The train had once again begun
tell us what you two were arguing about? to press on forwards, gradually picking up
speed.
Gnral Autisme thought for a moment it was
unclear if this was due to his age, or whether Edgerson emerged, covered in shitpost soot
he was trying to cover his tracks. He finally from head to toe, You called boss?
spoke, The Professor and I had a disagreement
regarding how familiar he was being with my Where were you on the night of Wait, I
wife. I had called him a rascal, and he decided to had messed up my delivery, Where were you
storm away. The General thought for a moment tonight?
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The Doctor that examined the body had taken My name is Metamora. The woman was pale
the shovel from the man, comparing it with with worry, They had made their way to the
the bruising, Hmm, it doesnt seem to match sleeping cars after calling me here. Please, what
the size of the handle these bruises are much is this about?
smaller. He handed Edgerson back the shovel,
Well, did you see him with anyone else? Magistrate Spez rose from his armchair, Im
afraid Professor Whomst has been murdered.
Yeah I did! That nanny girl! When I was coming He directed her to where the body was, We have
back, he seemed to have her cornered in the been informed that you may have spoken to him
hallway, trying to chat to her she seemed quite last.
uncomfortable.
Metamora recoiled slightly at the thought, No!
It cannot be! I had nothing to do with this; you
Jane stepped forward, She did have that have to believe me!
rolling pin from earlier on. I dont want to be
presumptuous, but I suspect that she may have Tell us what happened, then. Magistrate Spez
had something to do with all this! She started ordered.
to make her way towards the cabin door, I think
Nothing
happened, truly.
The man was drunk he hit
on me when I had come out to deliver the
Dutchess medicine. I was with her the whole The
time, shell tell you! Doctor checked the
hypothesis with his own thumb,
And the rolling pin? It certainly looks like these bruises could be
thumbprints. But how is that possible?
She looked puzzled, What? The one I had
taken from the child, earlier on in the day? Edgerson laughed inappropriately, Hah! What,
she pointed to a kitchen hand from the crowd, was he thumbed-up to death? Thatll be about
I returned it promptly to that man. Everyone right! Normies will thumb up anything!
present had turned to him, eager for him to deny
it. He did not; it seemed like Metamora was not A surge of adrenaline hit me, What did you just
responsible for the memes death. say?
I moved in closer to look at the body. We were Edgerson looked at me, puzzled What, that he
getting nowhere! None of these suspects had was thumbed-up to death?
been the person to kill Professor Whomst;
we would be here for days, at this pace. I had No! After that!
begun to press at the bruises with my fingers
mindlessly, curious to see what would happen. That normies would thumb up anything?
Hmm, thats interesting I had said quietly.
I looked at Jason, and then at the Conductor,
The Conductor walked up to me, curious to see The Normanhurst twins. Theyre the normies!
what I had found. What is it? We rushed past the crowd, The Conductor and
his staff close behind us, We need to find them
I pressed my thumb over one of the bruises; it before they get away!
seemed to be a perfect match. Could these be
thumbprints? I had said, almost in a joking
tone.
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This was especially true of the Dicks Out sub- memes that normies love. They will grind their
meme. memes into dust, but the buy-ins are so low its
makes for a rather safe invesment.
Harambe should be the case study for normie
interaction bringing up DP. The Harambe Meme This piece comes to you savvy investors in a
was extended from its original inception in July time when the meme markets are slow. The end
and August onwards through November. It had of 2016 had us blazin the biggest vapes and
a larger web search presence than Pepe during whipping up youtube remixes. After a stress-
this time period. This changed after the an- ful year you might want to share your favorite
ti-defamation league declared Pepe a hate-sym- depressing comedy format with family. Many of
bol but it was still close for a few weeks after whom will look at you like the redpiller that you
that news story. Various magazines and online are if you mention Bee Movie or Robbie Rotten.
publications such as Vox, The Washington Post Learn to appreciate the simpler, less valuable,
and New York magazine wrote articles about the memes in order to bolster a weak 2017 opening.
nature of memes. Musicians such as Young Thug
and Excision each created a song titled Harambe
in the wake of the normie Harambe memes.The
explosion of normie influence led to a massive
increase in awareness and growth of the meme.
R/DANKMEMES PEDOMEME
CONTROVERSY TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE, INCEST, PEDOPHILIA
This was another smash hit, and moderators have understand) or other edgy memes, like rape or incest
since seemed to regain an almost pre-ban level of (just as controversial as pedo memes.) Pedo, rape,
trust from users. and incest memes all rose from the meme drought,
in which a void was created that only shitposting
The immediate effects of the pedo ban were very edgelords could fill. The void was emptied by the
easy to see simply from the content on r/dankmemes ban, only to be filled again by memes about the ban
following its installment. Many users created ironic which rose out of the chaos. Such is the beautiful
Former Pedo Memes in which child is sloppily cycle of the meme market.
replaced with consenting 18 y/o. The amount of
mods are fags memes, which had been a quip on While extremely unpopular among subreddit users,
the subreddit for awhile, increased exponentially. and widely regarded as a normie move, the ban
Memes about finding new places to post pedo memes may have served as an unintentional cleansing for
arose from the chaos also. In general, memers found a subreddit plagued by the War Against Normies.
loopholes that got their point across without being Normies often lurk in the shadows of r/dankmemes,
covered by the ban. In an internet phenomenon ready to steal memes as soon as they pop up on the
known as the Streisand Effect, a ban on pedo memes frontpage. The pedo ban may have purged these
increased the references to pedo memes while normie spies by removing the content they depend
decreasing the amount of pedo memes themselves. upon. Memes about a Reddit controversy arent
The moderators had intended to increase the viable for sites like iFunny and 9gag, where the
subreddits favorability to new users by taking off normies repost many of r/dankmemes posts. It is
some of the particularly edgy content. The opposite likely that many of these normies left to find other
occurred, with references to pedo memes increasing places in the midst of the controversy. Their return
drastically. is unlikely, since the aftereffects of the controversy
are still being felt. Many frontpage posts reference
the ban, repeal, or the de-modding of u/LingLing_
NorthKorea.
The opposite occurred, with
references to pedo memes Scrambling for a way to regain users favor,
increasing drastically. the mods may have stumbled upon a new and
powerful weapon in the War Against Normies: a
r/dankmemes custom watermark, tailor-made
to prevent normies from stealing the subreddits
memes. What initially seemed a massive defeat
Other edgy memes, like suicide and rape memes, for dank memes, meme freedom, and memers
increased in volume. Its rational to assume that everywhere may have become a massive victory.
many users posted these to spite the moderators As the post repealing the ban declares The reason
and reverse their intentions. Either way, the effects dankmemes has grown to become the largest meme
of the ban were the opposite of the intentions. It subreddit is because of freedom. The freedom to
was something the mods didnt foresee, but which meme, the freedom to dream. We hope to see this
any seasoned meme analyst could have predicted. freedom being respected in the move forward, so
Instead of being greeted with less controversial that r/dankmemes can continue to grow and keep its
pedo memes, new readers were instead greeted reputation as the biggest and best meme subreddit.
with either memes about the ban (which they didnt